I can't + you on an iPad but it's surprisingly good and it is quite popular in the UK also just maybe you didn't hear about it, it's always on E4 and other channels.
Poggle566 I'm pretty sure I posted it some time ago, but the link seems to have been deleted. it was in the co-optional podcast with Dan at about 2 hours 36 minutes, if I recall.
Paramount Studios presents: Desperate Nerdcubettes Coming April 27th. Starring: Dan - Desperate nerd 1 Dan - Desperate nerd 2 Dan - Postman Dan - Husband Dan - Bicycle Director: Dan Screenwriter: Dan Cameraman: You've guessed it; Dan
EroticBaconRoll I saw Dan post the thumbnail on twitter and I thought it was a joke and when I saw this I thought it was still going to be a joke but horey sheet
Who was this game intended for besides the person in this video? "Viewers of Desperate Housewives" and "Video Game Players" seems like a pretty tiny overlap.
Its good to see you got round to it. I remember you getting it during the podcast with TB and You were talking about how you like the TV show. Also it would be cool to see something like a completes or a "month of"(old series) type deal of this game
this was a hilarious video and all, but did anyone notice the Van Der Camp portrait in Bree's house? that family portrait is actually in the series! for an old pixelly game, this has really good detail!
My sister owned this game (not sure what became of it), and I'd play it whenever we visited her house. I never saw the show, but I loved the game and it made me want to watch it. I really hope you do a NerdCubed Completes of this game at some point. I think you'll like it; the story gets a lot more interesting and the silly antics your character gets into is worth finishing to the end game. So much fun! :D
2 gigz of RAM hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hhahaha Ahahaha Hahah Ha Ha ... I need help
Pray pray to the Lord! Ahhhhhh I've been infected hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahhahha *Dies*
***** 8GB RAM is more than enough for today's games. I should know, I built a reasonably high-end PC last year (i5 4690K, GTX 970) with 8GBs of DDR3-1866 RAM, and it performs fantastically.
People might overlook or make fun of this game, but this was my favourite game to play as a kid. The huge plot twist at the end blew me away. (And you can go around slapping people, which is always fun.)
"It features more deaths than ANY season of 24, like 15 named characters are killed off in the 8 years of the show." LOL You killed me with that line !! x-D
+Quinn and Valor It's not a competition. Just because more people die doesn't make something good. Statistically, more characters in The Walking Dead die than in Game of Thrones, but GoT is popularly considered the better of the two shows.
BEFORE MARRIAGE.. Boy : I have been waiting for this day Girl : Do you want me to leave ? Boy : No Girl : Do You Love Me ? Boy : Of course Girl : Will you ever cheat me ? Boy : Never in my life Girl : Will you ever kiss me ? Boy : Every chance I get Girl : Will you hit me ? Boy : Are you crazy ? Girl : Can I trust you ? Boy : Yes Girl : Sweet heart AFTER MARRIAGE... (read up)
Trisky Since when was Ea known for stupid lawsuits? They know they dont own the rights to simulators, they wouldn't do anything but make themselves look worse if they tried that. (And they really dont need to look any worse)
FINALLY, HE DID IT!
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Indeed
I was waiting ever since the podcast :)
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Glad to see you're feeling better
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports i have nothing important to say i just want to say hi
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports How long has it been since he said he would on co-optional about 5 weeks ?
This should be the next completes!
And the ending should be after eight in game years or after Dan has slept with EVERY single person in the game
8 years of this would be brilliant
Kabobawsome That would be easy... :>
He already said it was going to be cities skylines
AlertHaxorHere :o Good point. All her husband's co-workers!
Breaduardo 22 You should submit that on the subreddit as a challenge
Was rather confused during the intro to this, then realised Desperate Housewives and Real Housewives are different shows.
Yes desperate housewives is actually good though
David Atkins I've never really seen it on TV, guess it isn't that popular in the UK, it does sound good from his description though.
I can't + you on an iPad but it's surprisingly good and it is quite popular in the UK also just maybe you didn't hear about it, it's always on E4 and other channels.
David Atkins It's fine I get the notification because I posted the OP :) I'll have to look out for it!
You should :)
Hey look! At 4:06, Nerd³ is debugging the game!
I'm so sorry.
A Plastic Spork Get out.... NOW!
A Plastic Spork Why are they making noises? Is she killing the larvae of the Xenomorph?
Miami Storm Column technically xenomorph larvae are the chestbursters
its more like the babies of the monsters from omicron perci i 8
A Plastic Spork GG
*PLOT TWIST*
I don't know why, but i want more!! It was hilarious
Would you say you're desperate for more?
Oddly I feel the same way
David Atkins get out
Nathan Jarvis sorry but I'm not that Desperate to leave.
this guy
I'm saving this one for later, but just seeing "NerdCubed Plays Desperate Housewives: The Game" brought a huge Cheshire Cat grin to my face.
I thought you were a pony. Wonderland does much to us I guess
This is one of my personal favourite Nerd3 videos... One of the ones I watch the most.
Agreed
Still in agreement
Cruz? CRUZ?! Your son is Cruz?? YOUR SON IS THE ZODIAC KILLER. MYSTERY FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES SOLVED!
I think we all need a completes of this...
+thegamerfreak So so much.
+Retsonine my life is incomplete without it
Agreed
you agree to everything
I remember you buying this game in the middle of the cooptional podcast
pergproductions Oh, i heard him mention it, I had no idea he was serious.
ZechsMerquise73 One does not simply joke about Desperate Housewives.
pergproductions Do you have the video link with a timestamp if possible? I'd like to see that.
Poggle566 I'm pretty sure I posted it some time ago, but the link seems to have been deleted. it was in the co-optional podcast with Dan at about 2 hours 36 minutes, if I recall.
PLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYTHROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGH! :D
Probably the funniest videos in months :'D
Plz!
Dah Magpie "Nerd3 has sex with everyone." - Senior quote 2015
Dah Magpie YES NEEDS PLAYTHROUGH!!!!
Dah Magpie Yes!! But he would just screw everyone..... Oh wait he already did!!!
Dah Magpie Playthrough required
omg he should do a completes/challenge series with this: sleep with everyone (EVERYONE!)
Revolt Wolf you need to chill my dude
Samantha Shepperd I'll laugh if you can manage to do your kid.
Dan, I would love you more than I currently do if you play more of this game. Maybe even bring back NerdCubed Completes?
He's currently doing a completes series on red faction Guerrilla then I think City Skylines then hopefully this but that's way in the future
"NO ITS TIGER WOODS"
*dying*
Paramount Studios presents:
Desperate Nerdcubettes
Coming April 27th.
Starring:
Dan - Desperate nerd 1
Dan - Desperate nerd 2
Dan - Postman
Dan - Husband
Dan - Bicycle
Director: Dan
Screenwriter: Dan
Cameraman: You've guessed it; Dan
Scout Shellby So this movie seems like legit b-day gift for you.
All the best, bro :)
This comes out a day *after* my birthday! I know what I'm asking for for my birthday!
And because their is adultery it the game and show that mean San does selfcest
Oh shit you were serious? I though this was going to be a joke. LOL
***** Same
***** I... I can't watch the video now
It gets worse. Total Biscuit recommended this game to Dan on the co-optional podcast
sera .phic Think that's what he meant. Dan said he bought it right there and then on ebay...most thought he was joking xD
EroticBaconRoll I saw Dan post the thumbnail on twitter and I thought it was a joke and when I saw this I thought it was still going to be a joke but horey sheet
I rewatch this every couple months. It one of my few favorite videos
Really want a completes series of this when you are done with red faction
eric Devonshire The next complete series will be Cities: Skyline
thats cool too. also how did you know what it would be?
eric Devonshire He said that in a prior video, the FW cities skylines video, I think.
ok thanks
This is one of those nerdcubed videos that you just have to go back and watch every few months
yes
Probably one of my favorite NerdCubed videos
I come back to this video at least once a year, it will always be my favorite.
Anyone else think he was gonna sleep with the therapist?
I'm sad he didn't.
Quinn and Valor Same
Kazuto Kirigaya me
Kazuto Kirigaya yup
I would definitely watch a NerdCubed Completes of this.
Man you would have to be desperate housewife to enjoy this game.
Awesome vid!
Lol
Dan confirmed woman?
ben walker It actually doesn't look like a half-bad game. Looks more in depth than The Sims 4.
*PLOT TWIST!*
I swear this is like my 50th rewatch
Can we just acknowledge how well they recreated Susan's kitchen? It looks so accurate. For 2006 atleast
I do miss Nerd being this happy
Dan: Perfect? How Perfect?
(takes Banana Meatloaf of the oven)
*gasps HEROMINE PERFECT!!
Me: (Dies Laughing)
Who was this game intended for besides the person in this video? "Viewers of Desperate Housewives" and "Video Game Players" seems like a pretty tiny overlap.
I mean, I’m in it!
Its good to see you got round to it. I remember you getting it during the podcast with TB and You were talking about how you like the TV show. Also it would be cool to see something like a completes or a "month of"(old series) type deal of this game
"Yeah, Susan's-Susan's here too..." SO TRUE!
This video was gold. XD
Nice pic lol
i know it's been nearly 2 years since this video was released, but i still think it's worthy of a completes series ;_;... it would be so entertaining
Looked up hot swallow. Should have expected a bunch of porn sites...
Lel
All hail L J Brown
Ragnash did you not?
No... I was expecting some flaming birds or something...
Ragnash Ahhh!! I thought you were joking.....
This game actually looks great, *PLEASE* make it your next completes
this was a hilarious video and all, but did anyone notice the Van Der Camp portrait in Bree's house? that family portrait is actually in the series! for an old pixelly game, this has really good detail!
This is now my favourite Nerd Cubed video. Love Desperate Housewives, love the game, love Nerd!!
"A Florida woman was arrested for stuffing her bra with a Hot Swallow." That's pretty accurate to the actual day to day affairs of Florida life.
13:25 You missed an opportunity for "This lesbian kiss!"
Please make a part 2! I watched this last year, and I still love what you've done with the video to this day.
Please do a Completes series of this!!!!
"How perfect was I?" *Gasp* "HERMIONE PERFECT!"
Goddamnit, why did Dan have to already announce Cities: Skylines as his next Completes? This would be much more entertaining!
i come back to this video every few months or so, especially when I'm feeling down. It never fails to make me laugh.
I would definitely watch more of Dan playing this…
My sister owned this game (not sure what became of it), and I'd play it whenever we visited her house. I never saw the show, but I loved the game and it made me want to watch it. I really hope you do a NerdCubed Completes of this game at some point. I think you'll like it; the story gets a lot more interesting and the silly antics your character gets into is worth finishing to the end game. So much fun! :D
Appears in subscription box.
Thinks: NerdCubed is playing Desperate Housewives.
Followed by: Why is NerdCubed playing Desperate Housewives?
I saw the "son being black" joke the moment I saw you could randomize them, and yet it still hit me like a ton of bricks
well done
please do more of this
nerd cubed completes please
13:08
"Hey' isn't that your mother walking down the-"
"No it's not! Keep driving! Keep driving!"
Somewhere Ted Cruz is weeping over the lack of international impact his name carries across the Atlantic.
NerdCubed Completes... Desperate Housewives: The Game
Should I be concerned as I genuinely found this really entertaining?
"How perfect, Hermione perfect"
-Daniel Hardcastel
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Hhahaha
Ahahaha
Hahah
Ha
Ha
...
I need help
Pray pray to the Lord! Ahhhhhh I've been infected hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahhahha *Dies*
Jordan Brown XD I was just like 'I pity these sad, sorry people with their miniscule RAM.'
Dual core. PFFFFFFFT JAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
bleh
***** 8GB RAM is more than enough for today's games. I should know, I built a reasonably high-end PC last year (i5 4690K, GTX 970) with 8GBs of DDR3-1866 RAM, and it performs fantastically.
People might overlook or make fun of this game, but this was my favourite game to play as a kid. The huge plot twist at the end blew me away. (And you can go around slapping people, which is always fun.)
I'm actually friends with a girl called Renee Reynolds. Her parents in fact didn't love her.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
We learned so much about Dan today.
Welcome to the the 301 club
Population: You, me and MORE THAN 299 OTHERS YOU DINGUS
Captain Dem poputation, you, the persone you were talking to, and EXACTLY 299 other people.
+WizardOf *Persone *Population
Bartosz Syrocki i dont remember doing commenting that...
All I could think of for 4 hours was 'internet, what is this internet' dan why must you cause this
So what you're saying is I'm kind of your son?
...
I'm okay with this.
"It features more deaths than ANY season of 24, like 15 named characters are killed off in the 8 years of the show." LOL You killed me with that line !! x-D
This NEEDS a series!!!
NerdCubed Completes right here
9:37 *laughs with dan*
...
...
oh wait... my laptop only just pushes out 1 gig...
crap
+Golden DiamondZ he's snoring there
This is actually a cool game and that's really surprising. The mini games is what I always wanted from the sims
I ORIGINally thought this would be a hell video.
I know you don't do let's plays, but a lets play of this would be the best lets play ever made.
Yeah Susan, Susan's here too.
I'd love to see you play more of this
You're supposed to say Cruz as Cruze since its spanish for cross
urenda573 Would it not be pronounced Crooth? I'm sorry if you actually are Spanish and are right, it's just my knowledge of the Spanish language. :).
urenda573 He's joking
IAmTheBestMang It's pronounced kinda like Cruise.
MrSulfuricAcid Really ? Let me try-Cruz. Something like that ?
IAmTheBestMang I believe that is the Spain accent.
They were so focused on whether or not they could, they didnt think about whether or not they should.
NerdCubed completes: Desperate Housewives: The Game.
This is making me want to go back and binge watch Desperate Housewives. It's amazing and over the top, and I love it.
Welcome to the under 301+ club. We have cake... OR DEATH
Can I have some death please
Infamous Ghost SURE! *Shoots*
The Guy With No Picture Mmmmmm....tastes....... like DEATH!
The Guy With No PictureI'm on a diet, do you have any DEATH Lite?
Lol I love Eddie Izzard :D, also death. WAIT NO CAKE!!!! *Dies*
"Dual provessors, 2 gigs of ram" Dan and I both started laughing when that was said
NerdCubed Completes The Desperate Housewives!!!!
Finally! I've been waiting for this for months. Completes please!
Dan...I am worried about you...GTA CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for playing a 4:3 game in the correct aspect ratio and for not stretching it to 16:9. This makes it much easier for me to watch on my ipad
Livestream this game please.
Please make this a full series!
15 characters in 8 years? Excuse you, Homestuck killed off everyone at some point, literally everyone has died infinite times
I am a robot, blarp. It's called timelines.
+Quinn and Valor
It's not a competition. Just because more people die doesn't make something good. Statistically, more characters in The Walking Dead die than in Game of Thrones, but GoT is popularly considered the better of the two shows.
50, not 15
Cranberry Gaming 50 is still less than Homestuck
Homestuck FTW !!!
"noo its tiger woods!" my sides
i didn't know nerd3 had a fenimine side.
Dude can you please continue this like we really enjoyed watching this and obviously you had a blast
11/10 - IGN "Like the sims, but more sex
Dan! Add this to the best of nerdcubed playlist! It's one of the funniest videos I've seen on your channel.
NERD COMPLETES
Watching you fangirl over this is so entertaining :)
BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do you want me to leave ?
Boy : No
Girl : Do You Love Me ?
Boy : Of course
Girl : Will you ever cheat me ?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will you ever kiss me ?
Boy : Every chance I get
Girl : Will you hit me ?
Boy : Are you crazy ?
Girl : Can I trust you ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet heart
AFTER MARRIAGE...
(read up)
Dying... XD
oh I get it hahaha
My god i started laughing my ass of at the "And that system of his is top of the line, dual processors, 2 gigs of ram, the works."
It's a sims clone how the hell has EA not sued whoever made this yet?
Trisky They don't own life simulators.
Anyone can make a life simulation game.
I'm gonna make a game called sins. It's a he'll simulator.
Darrark True true, but EA seem like the kind of guys to want to sue anyone who makes a similar looking game
And i guess they'll sue everyone else who made a simulator type game while their at it!
Trisky Since when was Ea known for stupid lawsuits? They know they dont own the rights to simulators, they wouldn't do anything but make themselves look worse if they tried that. (And they really dont need to look any worse)
"A dead ghost" is the only type of ghost, Dan. Apart from Cole, all ghosts are dead.
NO NOT TIGER WOODS
Nerdcubed Completes... Desperate Housewives...you know you would wanna do it Dan
Finally! You ordered this in co-optional podcast ages ago!
"GTA V on PC can wait"
Didn't age well
Petition for Dan to do a Completes of this game!
Literally the best n3 vid ever i want a completes series on this so bad