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  • @cleanremarks
    @cleanremarks ปีที่แล้ว +72

    They say if you say "Elon Musk" five times in the mirror, a thousand weird fanboys will appear in your comments screeching about ad-hominems

    • @billieeisenhower406
      @billieeisenhower406 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I tried this and I only got elon stroking his co(k at me and threatened to buy me a horse.

    • @ryans1273
      @ryans1273 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s so funny how many of them want to give him kisses and it’s sad that they’ll never get to

    • @Ulyssestnt
      @Ulyssestnt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Musk, Lonnie Muuuusk...
      >:User have left the chat

  • @nektariosorfanoudakis2270
    @nektariosorfanoudakis2270 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It's fitting that the modern Agora has an entrance fee, and has billboards of Megacorps everywhere; also, that it's not a real place and that the participants are being monitored by CIA.

    • @MikeLiteraus
      @MikeLiteraus ปีที่แล้ว

      Go build your own, it's a private company bro.

    • @howilearned2stopworrying508
      @howilearned2stopworrying508 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MikeLiteraus you're the man now, dog!

    • @MikeLiteraus
      @MikeLiteraus ปีที่แล้ว

      @@howilearned2stopworrying508 Someone has to be there for your girl after you chopped off your PP to be one 👍

    • @seanshankredemption1603
      @seanshankredemption1603 ปีที่แล้ว

      So very American

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ultranerd here...how exactly do you think the Agora worked? It is exactly like modern Twitter from everything you said to people acting insane and fighting

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love the "putting $19 debt on my lunch" analogy

  • @utkarsh2746
    @utkarsh2746 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Not saying we should judge Elon for it but Errol Musk, his father, had 2 daughters with his own step-daughter. After divorcing Elon's mother, the former Miss South Africa. By Elons own accounts he was also a narcissist who would lecture his children for 2-3 hours everyday about his genius ideas.
    Who do we know who keeps marrying curiously young actresses and thinks he is a genius?

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Most men in the entertainment industry? Is this a trick question?

    • @karku3fan
      @karku3fan ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He'll never be able to break free from his father's shadow, every effort Elon makes to have Errol's validation will always go unnoticed. Doesn't matter how many "achievements" it will never be enough

    • @blaidencortel
      @blaidencortel ปีที่แล้ว

      Leonardo DiCaprio? Oh wait, he’s actually talented.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Meladjusted He has basically the same personality traits combined with a very thin skin. I was curious about his daddy issues ever since he called that British diver a pedo for refusing his submarine. That was so hysterically Freudian I just cannot get over it.

    • @quadabyte8933
      @quadabyte8933 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most problems in the world can be traced back to either daddy or mommy issues.

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The only thing that Elon Musk can offer with Full Self Driving is a horse.

    • @hkauffman604
      @hkauffman604 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the layers in this joke lmao

  • @omifam7714
    @omifam7714 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Best "Elon is a Fraud" brainstorming ever. I could listen to this 24/7.

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying508 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    just need someone to convince him to box Uwe Boll for le epic internet bacon

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ultimate battle of soul vs. soulless.
      Edit: Typo

  • @mmmuck
    @mmmuck ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's going to be incredible to see his businesses all go belly up in a short intense wave

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The second part will be better when all those lawsuits from fired employees around the world come in. Elon vs various labour laws around the world.

    • @MikeLiteraus
      @MikeLiteraus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo, pass me some of that copium.

    • @fordesponja
      @fordesponja ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MikeLiteraus I didn't say they will go anywhere with that, I just said some will come. Some EU countries are mad with this, the spanish goverment said if he wants to fire the 36 employees, he will have to follow the spanish regulations for it and not the email bullshit with paid vacation.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MikeLiteraus why simp for wealthy people who care nothing for you? And is it not factual that Ywitter had lost a TON of money and value as a company sense Musk bought it?

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freakyzed8467 He wants a horse.

    • @itsallfunandgames723
      @itsallfunandgames723 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder what it feels like to pay a billionaires legal fees after a dismissal of your lawsuit. I guess they'll find out.

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I just think a business should be run like a household with a budget 😌

  • @tommylakindasorta3068
    @tommylakindasorta3068 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In the future, we'll all have self-owning CEOs.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The thing I never understood about freezing your brain and “uploading it” to a computer is this… when your brain is being flooded with DMT, what’s the “value add” of attempting to bound your own subjective experience of eternity inside another physical object?

  • @michaeltorris5675
    @michaeltorris5675 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can’t wait to watch the movie “Tesla: A Man and His Dream,” starring Jeff Bridges as Elon Musk.

  • @carlstokes1984
    @carlstokes1984 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man you guys haven't been in my feed lately. Love you guys.

  • @soulife8383
    @soulife8383 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He overpaid by around double, owes interest on the loans he took to do that, a company that hasn't operated at a loss 2 or 3 times, sold checkmarks for a couple million, lost billions in advertisers while hurting their stock value in the billions after already dealing with uneasy paused ads, limited remaining ad revenue by locking out 2FA users after firing the guy that gave you the idea who demonstrated an in depth understanding of functionality, fired key employees, triggering millions in fines, which also contributed to another mass exodus of employees quitting, of which were a team responsible for FTC obligations that can't be met leading to over a hundred million in fines
    And he's not done yet... And that's just what I could remember. Every single (visible to us) change he's made has hurt the company, lost massively more money, and made it worse for users & advertisers & employees.
    The only positive we've seen with Twitter under Musk has been the 🍿🍿 lol!
    Musk went woke immediately after the flight attendant horse thing, trying to appeal to an audience of blind followers AND use his change as a means of defense via "the left will attack me immediately" to explain the horse, an audience that blocks his chargers with lifted diesel trucks. Then angers them ala "free speech", destroys Twitter while pouring billions down a drain with no drain-plug in sight, breaks laws doing it, goes after senators investigating his companies, I mean, the man is genius incarnate!
    Elon invented social media.

    • @Cussy69_420
      @Cussy69_420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A true genius...

  • @Meladjusted
    @Meladjusted ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She said she was hired to perform massage services to "the world's richest human"?
    I mean.. I guess, technically, there are rich dogs and cats when crotchety, recluse millionaires die and leave most of their ungodly fortune for their pet to live the last few years of their lives out in luxury. I don't really think the differentiation is that necessary though.

    • @jugo1944
      @jugo1944 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neither is your entire pointless comment

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jugo1944 lol

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys are misreading this. She 100% has given a wealthy lizard person a handy.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    just for the record, you can buy rental property without any of your own money if the expected return is larger than your monthly payment. Though if you fail you would still be personally liable, whereas in this case the debt is solely with Twitter and not Musk

  • @Twy87
    @Twy87 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Do online edgelords and Right-wing politics nerds still employ the term SJW? Thought it had been largely superseded by 'woke' as the go-to insult after 2017?

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There's a few people out there who either didn't get the memo, or they simply enjoy the classics.

    • @lallig8860
      @lallig8860 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      regular right wingers still use it because they only get one new bit every 30 years, gotta run it into the ground

    • @fortnag
      @fortnag ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you do and/or have ever used either of those terms in a sentence, you have a broken brain.

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. It’s now woke mob. Or lefty.

    • @steelersguy74
      @steelersguy74 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a distinction without a difference. This is all ultimately a continuation of the anti-PC backlash from the 90s.

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Twitter video

  • @edrepard
    @edrepard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matt on fire

  • @jacobflanagan5141
    @jacobflanagan5141 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stats on the blue check is good

  • @SAVarXX
    @SAVarXX ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lowtax speedrun

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Elon musk is skevey

  • @pingusingame
    @pingusingame ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Gay

  • @bsh819
    @bsh819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They have the same blinkers on"
    ...
    Where is amber when you need her?

  • @DF-ss5ep
    @DF-ss5ep ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Impeach president Musk
    RweeEEEEEEE

  • @andriki88
    @andriki88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    See the world with blinkers, lmao for real?

    • @amsterdamcowboy9738
      @amsterdamcowboy9738 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elon's right turn signal is still blinking 5 miles down the highway.

  • @Pause4pot
    @Pause4pot ปีที่แล้ว +10

    First