Well, she's technically dead, but since she's clearly infected with the Mold, they can just put her back together like a Lego set and dump some of that hydrogen peroxide shit on her.
Jack lamenting the death of Lady Dimitrescu and her boobas, not realizing that The Duke is right there and has even bigger boobas AND doesn't want to kill you. In short, stan The Duke.
Ethan in the story: "I don't have time for anyone's bullshit, all that matters is finding Rose..." Ethan being played: *Now where's that goddamn phantom fish.*
Well, the purpose of side quests like that is for upgrades to better fight off the bosses - but taking the time to look for all the goats, now that's contradictory.
Chris: it's none of your business! Ethan: umm, you just killed my wife and these monster people stole my baby and lopped her in to peices... I believe this is ENTIRELY my business
Chris to Ethan every time they meet: _My goals are beyond your understanding_ Also love how a guy looking for his kid does a better job than an entire team of elite soldiers
Well you don’t know what Chris has been doing for all you know this is only a quarter of the village and the other 3 quarters had much bigger bosses and Chris has taken the other 3 quarters out and maybe he also saved you a few times and you don’t even realise
it triggered me so hard that last video he was opening up inventory space but didnt do it good enough en was thinking “its doesnt fit” while it couldve easily
Theres actually a really neat little subtle change in the way he handles guns which is neat. It changes nothing. Just animation changes but it is noticeable. In 7, he'd just toss the mag away regardless of how much ammo was left in it. In 8, if it's completely empty he'll toss it. If it has rounds in it, he puts it in his pocket instead.
When Ethan meets Chris again, Chris is gonna look confused at how strapped the guy he ditched looks. All those freaking guns strapped to his back are probably intimidating.
And heavy! No wonder Ethan is so god damn slow in this game. All that weaponry hes just casually carrying around must almost weight 75 pounds! And hes been carrying that around for hours!
Ethan winters is a Chad dude had his hand cut off twice now is permanently missing two fingers and he still has enough energy to fight fucking vampires zombies and werewolves all to save his daughter Dude is such a family man that he puts Guile from street fighter to shame
@@nickelisblind Coming from someone who thought they were infertile and had a long term partner so didnt use protection and am now stuck with an 8 month old tumor.......I wouldn't suggest it
"Let me block and push them back! I hate it. Stuck again, I hate it!" If you double-tap block (block an attack, then tap it again) you block 75% of the damage and kick all the enemies away that are near you. It also blocks all grabs so you never get stuck in those pesky animations. It even blocks those *gigantic* hammers and boss hits. Blocking is OP as heck. The space-bar is basically the invincibility button in this game. 😂
@@powerjy2938 that's true, but he changed his clothes throughout some eps, so I hope he hasn't at least pre-recorded the last episode because the next one or the 2nd next one will be the end
"Sorry. I blueballed you so far on this." No no, I like that you're exploring and checking every nook and cranny. That's the best part actually. Wouldn't want this to end as quickly as possible.
There's actually a really neat little subtle change in the way he handles guns which is neat, it changes nothing, just animation changes but it is noticeable, in 7, he'd just toss the mag away regardless of how much ammo was left in it, in 8, if it's completely empty he'll toss it, if it has rounds in it, he puts it in his pocket instead, also, when he gets the pistol from the old man at the beginning of 8, he immediately pulled the slide back to check if it was loaded and checked the mag, and they probably also showed him like common weakpoints of BOWs and stuff like that
@@michaeldantonio9009 That’s what we’ve seen. It’s been a long ass time since I commented this and played both RE 7 and 8, but I recall them explaining some form of training in 7 or 8. I dunno, I forget most things, so I won’t argue with you.
I KNEW IT - The voice of Heinsenberg is Neil Newbon, the actor who aslo played Elijah Kamski and Gavin Reed in Detroit Become Human ! I expect him to say "Connor" instead of "Ethan" every time !
I like how when Ethan enters the treasure room he’s gotta push the doors open with a lot of effort and he’s grunting and it takes a whole animation to do it, then on the way out he just runs at them and they go WHOOOSH 😂😂😂
I feel it's actually unique as to how Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters came to be , rather than them just being regular vampires like you suggested. It gives them more originality and depth.
Honestly, in the beginning I thought big hammer bro WAS Heisenberg, since he also had a hammer thing and he's always got Lycans with him. I figured he was a big daddy boss Lycan.
Omg someone else thought the same thing!! I was confused when the big werewolf dude showed up and Heisenberg contacted Ethan afterwards since I spent the entire game assuming he was the alpha/boss lycan lmao I think it was the hammers that threw me off lol
Probably the fact that he's an E-type mutant that wasn't controlled by Eveline in RE7. It'd explain the rapid regeneration, and how a little goop juice can heal a life-threatening injury, and reattach a missing limb. Kinda reminds me of Troll regeneration in D&D and Pathfinder.
It really cracks me up when Jack apologizes for looking through every little nook and cranny because it doesn't bother me at all since thats exactly how I play these games lol
Same! People are complaining but this is exactly how I play a game the first time then go back and try to win as fast as possible when I know all the secrets haha
Well he did use it when fighting that big dude with the hammer so he did technically use it, he just used it super late into the game while it was a mechanic the whole time. I can’t be mad about that, happens to me all the time in video games. For me it was the quick swapping in Doom Eternal.
Kinda funny how form the perspective of the characters in the game Ethan collects all for parts of his baby, puts them into the giants chalice, and randomly decides go looking for fish and do some exploring.
Except he's missed quite a few side areas and has had me screaming at my screen lol he even looked and took a few steps towards the spots a few times, just to turn around and go right. He has some kind of subconscious drive to not go left, I think. Lol
@@syedrakibhashmi8555 Or Felix’s, at least on the first two stream I think, he doesn’t even open the map lol I’m just watching Mark’s for his reaction to Lady D
Jack: remembers he can block and not get stuck in grab animations Also Jack: continues to refuse to block and complain about being stuck in animations.
@@FearlessGamer27 just watched the latest video and now he's using all his explosives to fight the drill hands guys instead of just shooting the red glowing thingy on their chest😂 Wouldn't blame him though they all look so tough
Refence? God damn it's my dirty penguin ass all over again Thanks for telling me to fix my fences dude Haven't fixed them in 3-5 years I think some kittens and homeless people have been crawling through them Also Thanks for the likes I guess
He tried looking around in the beginning now its more like idc what they say I just wanna beat the game maybe look for a treasure here or there...not really pay attention to the story cuz he thinks its gonna be all made up like really you played 7 obviously its not all in his head...like he's just trying to get thru the game now asap which is sad
Jack: I hate that it takes control away from the player and locks me in a cut scene when the enemy damages me. Also Jack: *mentions the blessed block feature that will prevent this and doesn't use it and continues to go on about how a feature such as the block feature which allows Ethan to push enemies back should be implemented even though it already is.*
continuing the theory Jack said about Ethan having some sort of power Ethan got his hand bitten off and got bitten by a zombie thing yet he’s still fine yet when Elenas dad got scratched he turned
I find Séan’s grasp of language really awesome. He’s semi-conversational in Korean, he recognizes words from other languages, and pronounces other foreign language accurately. You’re brilliant, Séan!
Those brief flashbacks that Ethan gets when he picks up the flasks are of Rose's memories. When he picks up the fourth flask, you can see a small hand wearing a pink sweater in the lower right. It's Rose, you're looking at her POV.
“What’s that military training you’ve been doing, Ethan?” The most instinctual one I noticed was when he was grappled by that military guy and Ethan flipped him over his shoulder, but yeah, I agree. I want to see more of this “training”
I loved that, stupid useless "elite soldier" got flipped like a fucking burger when he tried to grab a "civilian" from behind. Get fucked you edgy goggle-wearing piece of trash.
Who actually blocks in any game? For example, in Skyrim, I nearly always have a sword and shield as one of my weapon sets, yet I never actually block with the shield.
@@anzaca1 "who blocks in any game" [almost every game with a broken ass parry option] Bonjour Blocks in games especially with grapple enemies will always be handy, it's just people think block in survival horrors means "negate all incoming damage" and then get their shit kicked in for misusing the feature
@@anzaca1 People who know how to tank punishment properly. I live by the affinity that no matter how good you are at dodging and evading shit, you're gonna get hit eventually, so you may as well practice to be able to shrug it off. Knowing how to block or tank is a crucial fundamental.
Jack: "I'm honestly surprised that went as well as it did." Also Jack: *used absolutely every explosive available, plus shotgun shells and sniper ammo on creature and it still took a while.*
we meet the bosses in the order of the story that Mia read at the beginning; so the bat, the weaver, the fish, and heisenberg as the horse. And for some reason every time I hear heisenberg's voice i think "yeah that sounds like a voice of a horse"
"Just make it vampires" The thing about that is, Resident Evil has always been about Bio-weapons, science experiments, and humanity paying for their arrogance in their pursuit of creating new life. If you start adding legit supernatural elements in, that's kinda jumping the shark and betraying what REs world is like
“My child is probably dead already”
*Collecting literal body parts in flasks to reassemble Rose like a Lego set*
Well, she's technically dead, but since she's clearly infected with the Mold, they can just put her back together like a Lego set and dump some of that hydrogen peroxide shit on her.
Lel
@@nightmare348 hydrogen peroxide shit 🤣🤣🤣
@@nightmare348 LMFAO
Man i fucking love lego duplo
“Why half ass everything when you can whole ass half of it?” Thanks Jack that’s my new motto
"Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing."
@@soulslikefan6760 two ass half a thing
Fr my senior quote even tho I already graduated
same bro xd
Not just a motto. A perspective. A lifestyle. We stop multitasking tomorrow at noon. Who’s with me?!
I swear ethan is just the human embodiment of the words “well shit”
LMAOOOO
fr 😭
and "it is what it is"
@@folkwhore8322 I've been impaled
Just eat some Tylenol and I'm fine
Very few video game characters can convey apathy and urgency in the same breath quite like Ethan Winters!
💚😂😂💚
Jack lamenting the death of Lady Dimitrescu and her boobas, not realizing that The Duke is right there and has even bigger boobas AND doesn't want to kill you. In short, stan The Duke.
The duke has hella nice boobas
Man boobas
Gay
obese people having fat booba as a good thing is the same concept as a car being fast when its falling down a cliff is a good thing
Accurate
Ethan in the story: "I don't have time for anyone's bullshit, all that matters is finding Rose..."
Ethan being played: *Now where's that goddamn phantom fish.*
Well, the purpose of side quests like that is for upgrades to better fight off the bosses - but taking the time to look for all the goats, now that's contradictory.
@@TheKarret 🤓
"where tf is that goat"
Ethan is just lowkey destroying all the goats because it angers mother miranda
@@notsnivy6906 🤪
Chris: "stay out of this Ethan!"
Ethan: *has literally been doing all the work while the black ops team has been playing Scooby Doo*
More along the lines of scrappy doo. Try their best but not help in the slightest.
Chris: it's none of your business!
Ethan: umm, you just killed my wife and these monster people stole my baby and lopped her in to peices... I believe this is ENTIRELY my business
fr I was like "um I think his daughter is his business, in fact it's entirely his business"🤣
Chris to Ethan every time they meet: _My goals are beyond your understanding_
Also love how a guy looking for his kid does a better job than an entire team of elite soldiers
Well you don’t know what Chris has been doing for all you know this is only a quarter of the village and the other 3 quarters had much bigger bosses and Chris has taken the other 3 quarters out and maybe he also saved you a few times and you don’t even realise
Jack: Don't tell me it's the big guy
The big guy: *b o n j o u r*
AAWWWWHHH MAAAAAAAAN
Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣
29:00 for the ones asking
@@Csmith-1130 That aw man is meme worthy.
Bone jaw
I love how the axe giant gets shot in head by a sniper and nonchalantly turns around and gives the face of “who the fuck?”
"The audacity"
He literally went the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch
Even Jack himself said (does he have more health than the other!) indicating he was pissed because Jack killed his brother
I don’t remember why I said this lol
the sigh of relief we all uttered when jack finally sold one of his guns
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO why
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO what the hell is wrong with you
@Jupiter nein
it triggered me so hard that last video he was opening up inventory space but didnt do it good enough en was thinking “its doesnt fit” while it couldve easily
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO and this everyone is what someone with no moral compass looks like
Plot twist:
Ethan's military training was just being taught to move at a reasonable speed
Theres actually a really neat little subtle change in the way he handles guns which is neat. It changes nothing. Just animation changes but it is noticeable.
In 7, he'd just toss the mag away regardless of how much ammo was left in it.
In 8, if it's completely empty he'll toss it. If it has rounds in it, he puts it in his pocket instead.
@@echohaaff9642 thats some proper attention to detail
@@echohaaff9642 Respecc
@@echohaaff9642 Respecc
@@echohaaff9642 I've noticed that too, it's such a neat detail
Ethan and the boss fighting furiously
Ethan: wait a sec, let me look in my bag and make some ammo
Boss: ok, I'll wait
Ethan: done
Continue fighting
It’s always nice to be respectful when killing someone
Professionals have standards
@@ll_leonardo_ll fighting bosses is a good job, Mate
Ethan is so powerful he can stop time just to see if he can make some first aid
@@baldr6894
1. Be polite
2. Be efficient
And 3. And have a plan to kill every bossfight you meet
When Ethan meets Chris again, Chris is gonna look confused at how strapped the guy he ditched looks. All those freaking guns strapped to his back are probably intimidating.
And heavy! No wonder Ethan is so god damn slow in this game. All that weaponry hes just casually carrying around must almost weight 75 pounds! And hes been carrying that around for hours!
Bruh imagine you don't sell the 3 weapons from the giant lycan monster things and are just carrying around fricking massive hammers
Ethan winters is a Chad dude had his hand cut off twice now is permanently missing two fingers and he still has enough energy to fight fucking vampires zombies and werewolves all to save his daughter
Dude is such a family man that he puts Guile from street fighter to shame
also he's missing three fingers. i feel like most people would at least mention it.
@@obi-wank-enobi FUCK YEA BRO
His success despite never blocking is truly inspiring
So... I can have sex without condoms!?!?!?!
@@nickelisblind no youre not jack
@@nickelisblind yes ( i am not responsible for any outcomes tho :> )
@@nickelisblind You can. But you shouldn't
@@nickelisblind Coming from someone who thought they were infertile and had a long term partner so didnt use protection and am now stuck with an 8 month old tumor.......I wouldn't suggest it
"Let me block and push them back! I hate it. Stuck again, I hate it!"
If you double-tap block (block an attack, then tap it again) you block 75% of the damage and kick all the enemies away that are near you. It also blocks all grabs so you never get stuck in those pesky animations. It even blocks those *gigantic* hammers and boss hits. Blocking is OP as heck. The space-bar is basically the invincibility button in this game. 😂
Important info, like it so he sees it pleasasseeee guys 🙏
Sean needs this info! Mighty work you're doing for our potato boi.
Even if he did read this comment, he already recorded the whole gameplay. He mentioned it in the comments replying to someone in part 5
@@powerjy2938 that's true, but he changed his clothes throughout some eps, so I hope he hasn't at least pre-recorded the last episode because the next one or the 2nd next one will be the end
I can tell that that's a fake verification checkmark it's an emoji 😅
that fact that ethan is wearing DRESS SHOES through the entire game is unreal
Right haha imagine the blisters!😬😰
No wonder he can’t sprint
His pain tolerance is more unreal in my opinion
@@neamhcridhe6475 they never show his face in this game unfortunately
@@neamhcridhe6475 Even on the wiki, his face is covered in a shadow. We will never see Ethan’s pretty face 😔
"Where's Heisenberg? Is he making meth or something?" Finally, the reference I've been waiting for!!!
He made that reference in the first episode as well. If not the 2nd
Honestly thinking the same thing 😂
@@BuffiestFluff Yeah when he said "Ooo a kitchen, let's cook some meth"
This was the moment magneto became heisenberg
What’s the time stamp?
Sean: Nearly dies and keeps screaming
Boss Dies
Sean: Starts talking a bunch of shit about how weak the boss was
classic gamer
I wanna see him fire that magnum
@@jerimetcalf8935 fr dude i was raging so hard when he didnt use it :/
@@snipergod5216 He's saving it for bosses like the main ones
For example : 32:40
"Sorry. I blueballed you so far on this."
No no, I like that you're exploring and checking every nook and cranny. That's the best part actually. Wouldn't want this to end as quickly as possible.
And also he gives good commentary. Many others don't talk much when slower things happen in a game.
I don't think that's the best part. But my perfectionist side is pleased when he do that :)
@Itsthekid_Scratchaboy I don't think it's cringe, it's their opinion.
Heisenburg sounds like Nicholas Cage doing a Keanu Reeves impression
That's a good way to describe Neil Newbon...
@@Cityweaver fr lol
Yeah that's what I was thinking as well
Heisenburg sounded a bit like Johnny Bravo. It made me chuckle a bit listening to him for the first time.
He sounds like he's hiding his southern accent by faking a British one
“Where’s your military trainin, Ethan?!?!”
Ethan’s training, which was probably mostly weapon based: “I AM MISSING FINGERS, JACK!!!”
There's actually a really neat little subtle change in the way he handles guns which is neat, it changes nothing, just animation changes but it is noticeable, in 7, he'd just toss the mag away regardless of how much ammo was left in it, in 8, if it's completely empty he'll toss it, if it has rounds in it, he puts it in his pocket instead, also, when he gets the pistol from the old man at the beginning of 8, he immediately pulled the slide back to check if it was loaded and checked the mag, and they probably also showed him like common weakpoints of BOWs and stuff like that
@@jrcspiderman2003 That’s actually some really neat details that I hadn’t noticed. Thank you for listing them for us!
The only thing we’ve seen from his military training is how he was able to throw that guy over his shoulder at the docks, that’s it
@@michaeldantonio9009 That’s what we’ve seen. It’s been a long ass time since I commented this and played both RE 7 and 8, but I recall them explaining some form of training in 7 or 8. I dunno, I forget most things, so I won’t argue with you.
@@michaeldantonio9009 i think him coming through this situation and not dying in the first hour is his luck and training,you sir,would not survive
I love how Sean didn’t realize that he shot an arrow out of the air without looking
WHEN WAS THIS
@@azrelldrekmorr9344 when he was fighting a wave of lykan sat the beginning of the episode
timestamp?
@@moiracrowley6058 hunny, i’ll get it to you
@@azrelldrekmorr9344 19:16 look veeeery closely
Fun fact: Heisenberg is the same voice actor as the guy in Detroit become human that founded cyberlife called 'Elijah Kamski'
Another fun fact: He's the VA for Nicholai from RE3MAKE.
@@scottjameson5358 the man gets about
I KNOW IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Oh no way so cool!
I FRICKING KNEW IT
as soon as i heard his voice i was like wasnt that kamski from DBH
i have a feeling that mabye ethan has been tricked into completing the ceremony by getting rose'es body parts thinking he's saving her
Well that's a lot more effort than just getting the monsters to come down and place them there, but maybe if they wanted to mess with his head
O.o ShIt
I’ve been thinking this the whole time and I hope it’s not true
You're so close!!!
ive been thinking about rhat too
I like how when Ethan gets a gaping wound in his chest he just goes *oopsy poopsy, magic lotion time*
...on the left arm.
placebo goes hard
@@okbenzo1948 Sure does!
Jack: "Is my life just a joke to you, Heisenberg?"
Heisenberg: _"yes"_
@Celara Requiem yup but only difference is heisenberg controls rock and he's intimidating
Oof lol
No Jack, jokes have meanings
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PlCTURE
@Celara Requiem that or the fact that all metal still had some rock in it even after refining.
Aka he’s just Toff
Jack: *spends so much time looking for ingredients for food that makes him take less damage when he guards*
Also Jack: *doesn't guard*
He actually didn't get the meal that makes you take less damage when blocking he only got the ones that increase his health
@@broncostu6076 Incorrect, he got one of the blocking ones too, just not the greater one.
ITS FUCKING ANNOYING
@@meatus3575 bro stop backseat gaming jesus. Let him play how he plays
Also: today We gonna go fight the dude at the factory
Proceeds to aimlessly wander around the map looking for a fish.
thanks shaun, very nice.
"I like to make things hard for meself"
We know, we've seen your invintory
*inventory*
The pain I went thru when he said "I don,t have enough place for that."
and he could just rotate a thing to make it fit.
@@Corindon I paused every time he said something wouldn’t fit just to if it really wouldn’t but it would fit 💀✋
Every time he opens his inventory my anxiety goes through the roof, tetris clearly isnt his strong point.. 😂
Jack: *Sees piggy and shoots it for meat*
I see his Minecraft survival instincts are coming into play
That’s true
*Minecraft Music Intensifies*
Why are you the top comment on so many videos I watch, lol
@@erwinsarm IKR lol wth just like I see obsorber comment on everything in my fyp on tiktok
*insert minecraft background music*
The universal constant, *Sean* “iMmA gO bAcK tO dUkE”
TO THE DUKE!
(old bat man theme plays while Duke his fowerd and back on the screen)
26:35 did green man just say peg himself. @_@ ?
lmao i read this comment like just looking down and that thing happened
I mean that *is* a big part of the game.
DUKEY BOY I MISS YOU ALREADY KISS KISS
“You fools!”
one millisecond later
“I AM THE FOOL”
Jack is all of us
Also hi Teakip!
*iggy noises intensifies*
I KNEW IT - The voice of Heinsenberg is Neil Newbon, the actor who aslo played Elijah Kamski and Gavin Reed in Detroit Become Human ! I expect him to say "Connor" instead of "Ethan" every time !
Thank you, i knew i recognized the voice but i didn´t remember that was Kamski.
Oh fucking hell! Now you mention it I recognise the voice!
I KNEW IT, I THOUGHT IT WAS HIM BUT I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZYYYYYY!!!!!!
YES IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO REALIZED THIS! It’s literally all I think about when I hear his voice.
THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOSING MY MIND TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT
I like how when Ethan enters the treasure room he’s gotta push the doors open with a lot of effort and he’s grunting and it takes a whole animation to do it, then on the way out he just runs at them and they go WHOOOSH 😂😂😂
probably because he opened them at the first time and they didnt close on the last time?
Sometimes when the doors open it’s jarring and feels like a transition to another scene lol.
@@swachill7274 no I'm pretty sure it's just because it would be useless to put another cutscene lol
Its because he earned the respect of the doors.
@@weird_0 This comment made my day
All the cutscenes with Heisenberg and Ethan are fucking badass. They're like the perfect enemies.
It reminds me a lot of Lucas from Resi7.
@@DarknessIsTheTruth yeah
@@DarknessIsTheTruth Truueeee, like the TV's and the billboards immediately gave me Lucas vibes
i ship it :p
@@floweycrown4039 lol
Heisenburg just looks like that cool uncle we all have
Omg true
Lmao two bots already
Nugget agrees
I have faith rhat this comment is gonna do well
Oh god not the bots
I feel it's actually unique as to how Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters came to be , rather than them just being regular vampires like you suggested. It gives them more originality and depth.
i'd still definitely call them real vampires, they're just a new kind
Honestly, in the beginning I thought big hammer bro WAS Heisenberg, since he also had a hammer thing and he's always got Lycans with him. I figured he was a big daddy boss Lycan.
Their hammers look slightly different. They have different junk decorating it. If you look closely! That's how I managed to tell them apart anyway.
I did think the same. I thought Heisenberg was basically a fully fledged "werewolf" and could turn into a sentient lycan at will :D
Omg someone else thought the same thing!! I was confused when the big werewolf dude showed up and Heisenberg contacted Ethan afterwards since I spent the entire game assuming he was the alpha/boss lycan lmao
I think it was the hammers that threw me off lol
Jack: just let vampires be vampires, they don't need lore
Also Jack: there has to be a in game reason he can heal
Lol
Human head weights 8 pounds
Probably the fact that he's an E-type mutant that wasn't controlled by Eveline in RE7. It'd explain the rapid regeneration, and how a little goop juice can heal a life-threatening injury, and reattach a missing limb. Kinda reminds me of Troll regeneration in D&D and Pathfinder.
@Crystal KayNine You mean Lady Double D, yeah?
Even good Fantasy stories follow rules so....
Ethan: finishes trading with Duke
Also Ethan: immediately puts a gun into his face
First rule trust no one not even ur dealer
@@moonlightmagick9858 your gay
@@giggachad9609 are you saying that as an insult??
@@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 I hope not
@@DashBolt same, that's why I was asking
Jack: Why is Ethan so slow?!
Ethan: **fights an entire village, like 8 bosses and saves his daughter in one day**
It really cracks me up when Jack apologizes for looking through every little nook and cranny because it doesn't bother me at all since thats exactly how I play these games lol
Same here!! I go so slow because SECRETS
Same! People are complaining but this is exactly how I play a game the first time then go back and try to win as fast as possible when I know all the secrets haha
Same! You don't want to watch me play Skyrim :v
Same! It actually annoys me more when people breeze through a game without looking at anything
@@XXgetscaredXX i haven't seen a single person complain about him going slowly, in fact most of the complaints are about him missing stuff.
I like how jack cooks food for decreased damage while guarding but hasn’t guarded against a single attack the entire game
lol I was about to ask when he was gonna learn to block XD
you can hit block a second time after guarding to push them off of you too.
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO silence bot
Well he did use it when fighting that big dude with the hammer so he did technically use it, he just used it super late into the game while it was a mechanic the whole time. I can’t be mad about that, happens to me all the time in video games. For me it was the quick swapping in Doom Eternal.
@@awesomusprime8611 then goes back to never using it.
Kinda funny how form the perspective of the characters in the game Ethan collects all for parts
of his baby, puts them into the giants chalice, and randomly decides go looking for fish and do some exploring.
Best NPC line in the game,
Duke: "Food is life."
Food is life. Life is food. Eat to live. Live to eat.
jack is one of the only people where I will watch a 7-hour series he made in like two days
/sweats in 16 hour daily average time watched/
I fell asleep watching this
Same
dude same that’s what i’m doing
Thank goodness, too. Got my second dose and was knocked down, so I binged this lol
i love how Gab is reacting when she is killing animals in this game like “i’m sorryyyy!“, while jack is just like “PIGGGYY!! HAHA!“
Haha
Lol
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO 🤡👺
@Jupiter you know nothing about him lol
@Jupiter 👹👹👹
Resident Evil 8 "Have you ever wanted to bust a cap in a koi pond? Well it's your lucky day!"
Jack: “I’m not ready for this fight”
Jack after the fight: “he is just a big baby with a temper tantrum”
I really appreciate jack being such a completionist it makes this so much more enjoyable and I don't feel like screaming at my screen
Except he's missed quite a few side areas and has had me screaming at my screen lol he even looked and took a few steps towards the spots a few times, just to turn around and go right. He has some kind of subconscious drive to not go left, I think. Lol
@@ChaosDY Try watching Mark's playthrough, I couldn't even watch it tbh xD
@@syedrakibhashmi8555 Or Felix’s, at least on the first two stream I think, he doesn’t even open the map lol I’m just watching Mark’s for his reaction to Lady D
Shut up completionist isn’t a word
Reminds me of me. I can't complete games like Far Cry, Resident Evil, ect without getting everything lol
Duke: “Now where did you get your hands on this?”
Sean: “spelunking”
when was this
@@silly_goose614 59:25
@@silly_goose614 I’m not sure lol 😂
Jack: remembers he can block and not get stuck in grab animations
Also Jack: continues to refuse to block and complain about being stuck in animations.
That’s just every gamer for you (yes including me) complain about a problem that can be solved fairly easily
@@biga9144 true...it's like, "well if you just do it right you wouldn't be complaining right now!" but I still do it anyway...
He better hopes he blocks in the factory. It’s almost damn near essential for those drill guys
@@FearlessGamer27 just watched the latest video and now he's using all his explosives to fight the drill hands guys instead of just shooting the red glowing thingy on their chest😂 Wouldn't blame him though they all look so tough
The Game Grumps school of problem solving
So, the other day I couldn't remember Mother Miranda's name and just opted to call her Mama Mold instead, and about broke my coworker. Lol
MAMA MOLD 💀💀 YOU BROKE ME TOO, THAT HAS ME WHEEZING
IDK IF MY HUMOURS JUST BROKEN OR SOMETHING BUT OMG 😂😂
Perfect
nice
That is an awesome nickname and I love it. Lmao
Mama Mold won't like that
"that's not a camera" Best asdf movie refence in the history of Resident Evil
Refence? God damn it's my dirty penguin ass all over again
Thanks for telling me to fix my fences dude
Haven't fixed them in 3-5 years
I think some kittens and homeless people have been crawling through them
Also Thanks for the likes I guess
"NO DONT JUMP!" *beep*
"OKAY NOW JUMP!"
Thank you for this comment I love asdf movies and once I heard it I was like someone must have commented about it, I love his asdf movie scene
@@iaminyourwalls. Yea, refencing is required. Good to see people actually refence.
Okay no one be mad but what movie is asdf
I love how much a completionist Jack is! It’s always frustrating when certain TH-camrs rush through it
I agree. I enjoy all the side discoveries and taking a bit of time to appreciate the aesthetics of the game.
He tries lol still misses stuff
@@sensrule09 which kills my soul bit by bit...
@@sensrule09 partly because Jack doesn't want to slow down the progress of the story
He tried looking around in the beginning now its more like idc what they say I just wanna beat the game maybe look for a treasure here or there...not really pay attention to the story cuz he thinks its gonna be all made up like really you played 7 obviously its not all in his head...like he's just trying to get thru the game now asap which is sad
Welcome back everybody to resident evil vilæäūùģę
Welcome back to jujutsu stroll
"bye Dukey!" is the most wholesome thing of the episode...
Jack: I hate that it takes control away from the player and locks me in a cut scene when the enemy damages me.
Also Jack: *mentions the blessed block feature that will prevent this and doesn't use it and continues to go on about how a feature such as the block feature which allows Ethan to push enemies back should be implemented even though it already is.*
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO damn bro so awesome poggers sus funny
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAOjust why?
@@xanrotmg1477 Osama kinda sus tbh
glad i wasn't the only one peeved by that
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO 24:36
continuing the theory Jack said about Ethan having some sort of power Ethan got his hand bitten off and got bitten by a zombie thing yet he’s still fine yet when Elenas dad got scratched he turned
It's a werewolf
@PillsAndBlood lmao
@PillsAndBlood he is infected with mold since r7 and dead too...
@@notoriousbig3k nothing says scumbag like a spoiler 😆
@@notoriousbig3k wow, thanks for the spoiler a$$hole
I find Séan’s grasp of language really awesome. He’s semi-conversational in Korean, he recognizes words from other languages, and pronounces other foreign language accurately. You’re brilliant, Séan!
It’s spelt Sean no accent
@@blde8000 No it’s, (é) Séan said that so many times that it’s spelt like that
he be mr worldwide
@@boringproductions1283 actually it's Seán with the accent over the a not e. You can go look it up if you want just letting ya know ^w^
@Jay Jakeway It's the easiest English to speak
29:08
Jack: "I NEED AT LEAST 15 MORE MINUTES!"
Monster: "HELLO MOTHER FUC-"
Jack: *SHOTGUN BLAST DIRECTLY TO ITS FACE*
Those brief flashbacks that Ethan gets when he picks up the flasks are of Rose's memories. When he picks up the fourth flask, you can see a small hand wearing a pink sweater in the lower right. It's Rose, you're looking at her POV.
I thought that that was pretty obvious from the beginning lol, who’s memories would it be other than Ethans or roses?
@@nova-vp9rj one would think but sometimes people need a little nudge 😉
@@beckyweiss6072 fair enough!
Jack: hey check out my new camera
Jack: oh wait this isn’t a camera
I love that subtle ASDF reference
Now we just need Chris to star on the Science Show
I was just about to comment that🤣
Wait when was this? Can you give me a timestamp?
@@harizzium 16:58 bestie
@@sage8222 Thank you my friend 🙏🏻
Jack whenever he sees an animal: "So anyway, I started blasting."
That's what I do whenever I see a normal human.
@@killerracer8339 get help
@@JJJR11 no u
“What’s that military training you’ve been doing, Ethan?”
The most instinctual one I noticed was when he was grappled by that military guy and Ethan flipped him over his shoulder, but yeah, I agree. I want to see more of this “training”
Tbh it was probably all weapons based and hes missing fingers so......
I loved that, stupid useless "elite soldier" got flipped like a fucking burger when he tried to grab a "civilian" from behind.
Get fucked you edgy goggle-wearing piece of trash.
Yeah I caught that too.
It's so much more entertaining to watch this when you imagine that Sean is just Ethan's real thoughts.
Sean is the annoying voice in the back of Ethan's mind
Jack : *throws multiple pipe bombs*
"Eat shit and die in the worst way possible"
Winter Hagrid with a Giant Hammer :
"The feeling is mutual"
lol
Yes yes we can get y
Lmao
*Duke* :”Please come again.”
*Jack* :”I will, but like I said, I haven’t come the first time yet.”
I nearly spit out my drink 🤣 42:30
spit not swallow?
Someone needs to make a highlight reel of every time jack makes a witty comeback in this playthrough
@@Marja1992 Definitely
I dont get it explain
@@alexh.3977 you innocent soul-
Jack: is my life a fucking joke to you
Heisenberg: yes very much so
Wise words: "Why half-ass everything when you can whole-ass half of it?" -insert The More You Know rainbow and music-
Jack: I hate being stuck in an animation
Block: *exists*
Jack complaining about being stuck in animations and then not ever blocking is the most Jack thing ever
"I hate it when games take away control from the player"
It doesn't, you just choose to ignore the mechanic...
Jack small brain
He does acknowledge it right after, to be fair.
@@Short_Potato and then proceeds to never ever block
@@johnnypsullivan8070
This is also true.
I feel like Heisenberg is tricking Ethan to do the ceremony himself, and also I think Mia is the cause of all the stuff that's been happening...
Same! Like what he was saying in the previous episode why would they have the machine set all up n stuff.
Jack: *Complains about getting stuck in animation after getting attacked*
Also Jack: *Does not block*
Who actually blocks in any game? For example, in Skyrim, I nearly always have a sword and shield as one of my weapon sets, yet I never actually block with the shield.
@@anzaca1 who doesn't? Blocking is very useful in almost every game
@@anzaca1 "who blocks in any game"
[almost every game with a broken ass parry option] Bonjour
Blocks in games especially with grapple enemies will always be handy, it's just people think block in survival horrors means "negate all incoming damage" and then get their shit kicked in for misusing the feature
That's Jack for ya.
@@anzaca1 People who know how to tank punishment properly. I live by the affinity that no matter how good you are at dodging and evading shit, you're gonna get hit eventually, so you may as well practice to be able to shrug it off. Knowing how to block or tank is a crucial fundamental.
Jack: "I'm honestly surprised that went as well as it did."
Also Jack: *used absolutely every explosive available, plus shotgun shells and sniper ammo on creature and it still took a while.*
It could’ve gone worse
“Imma sell it and you can’t do a damn thing about it” we’ve all wanted you to sell it for the longest time
Indeed so glad to finally see he sold that trash.
Indeedadeedoodely.
But he still haven't sold that piston
@@sparko9662 that's still bugging me, ur not using it AT ALL why keep it.
Jack: "I could probable just sell the old shotgun."
Fanbase: "DEW IT!!!"
Menu: exists
Sean: I don't know what that means, but Granny's got arthritis
"Bye Dukey, miss you already, kisses"
My dog named Duke: **looks at the tv**
Aweee what kind of doggo is he?
@@xxwolfyxx1448 the bestest doggo
Forbidden profile pic
@@xxwolfyxx1448 He's a mastif mix :)
Evershade every time my dog hears Ethan he freaks out, cause his name is Ethan and he is a French Bulldog
inspirational quotes: "Why half-ass a whole thing when you can whole-ass half a thing?" -Jack
My fricking senior quote XD
Jack the maaan.
_Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and fucking died_
@JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS IN HELL LMFAO silence thy self bot
Rose: Has been cut up into multiple pieces.
Sean: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.
To be fair the flask he needs is her torso
its only baby no ribs
@@MrJohn0fficial bot?
Seán: "I used the handgun ammo to get the handgun ammo"
Also Seán: *Picks up sniper ammo*
"There's gonna be some fightin in here!", "Don't tell me it's the big guy" *Big Guy Walks in* "AAAAAWWWWWW MMMMAAAAANNN"
whats the time stamp
@@Keelyn2 28:47
My absolute favorite part of this playthrough is everytime Jack beats a boss he always takes a full minute to do nothing but shit talk them
we meet the bosses in the order of the story that Mia read at the beginning; so the bat, the weaver, the fish, and heisenberg as the horse. And for some reason every time I hear heisenberg's voice i think "yeah that sounds like a voice of a horse"
so THATS why he sounded to me like Roach, in the witcher 3
WE KNOW GENUIS
@@germancat7423 hey now no need to be so aggressive
Yeah everytime he talks i just think "Dude needs a drink... he's a little... he's a little Hoarse."
@@bubbles_the_douchefairy6914 thats such a stupid joke i love it
boss: *chasing Ethan*
Ethan: rUuUuUn
also Ethan: *place landmine slowly*
“Elmo loves a plate” best thing I’ve heard all day
35:38
Jack: “I hate when the game takes control away from the player.”
Cutscenes: “Are we a joke to you?”
He means during actual gameplay.
eh, but sometimes I just wanna f%cking punch someone but then a cutscene happens and I can't do sh!t.
He doesn't block enough to avoid getting his dumbass clobbered tbh
Also Jack: "I suppose I could just block, which I forgot I could do,"
Also also Jack: *immediately forgets about blocking*
I just love how he vibes when theres like 6 monsters chasing him
Me when he kills the hammer guy: “that’s great and all but now you have nothing for Heisenberg”
Jack: Acknowledges the fact that he can block to not get stuck in animations
Also Jack: Continues to complain about being stuck in animations
seriously lol
He asking for a way to push them away when you can actually do that while blocking
He also complains about the game mechanics just bc it took him too long to understand how things work when he’s with the merchant. 😅
Jack: “Or find out rose is dead already”
Decapitated dismembered rose sitting in jars: *am I a joke to you?*
jack: *gets rose back*
also jack: lets get meth from Heisenberg
“Now we’re stuck with THIS…”
all of the Heisenburg simps: *heavy breathing*
This is the fastest I’ve ever reacted to a vid
that's cool m8
cool checkmark
mmmh sandvich.
nom nom nom, nomom nomom
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Are you verified? or just the logo of verified just.. Change?
Nobody's gonna talk about how shockingly spot-on Jack's Elmo impression is?
Surprised me too
First time you've heard it?
wait...soo thats not Wade edited in?
Are we all just gonna ignore the asdf reference?
maybe he is elmo in disguise
Sean last video: “If you scream, it actually means you’re more brave.”
Sean this video: **screams** “Don’t worry, it’s just a battle scream.”
@Samara Cinders doom "the only thing they fear is you" ost plays
@Puppet Siddiqi 670 now... ruined the funny number
Sean: "I'm out of everything"
Also Sean: shoots everything
Need a compilation of every time he did that high pitched scream when he ran away.
it would be a four hour compilation
@@hercshaw I’m cool with that
Yes please
Jack: *places landmine down*
Also Jack: “it’s a pancake”
Monster: “WHAT IS BEEPING”
Jack: “my watch”
"Just make it vampires"
The thing about that is, Resident Evil has always been about Bio-weapons, science experiments, and humanity paying for their arrogance in their pursuit of creating new life. If you start adding legit supernatural elements in, that's kinda jumping the shark and betraying what REs world is like
Technically, artificial vampire soldiers count.
Resident Evil does weird shit all the time, also in the case of jumping the shark Resident Evil 6 aka the Micheal Bey Zombie game already did that.
@@DarkSeraph You’re right there, but it did that with the tone mostly, at least you’re still fighting bio-weapons and mutants
@@DarkSeraph I thought the shark was jumped by Chris Redfield being able to punch his way through a boulder in Resi5.
Yea I didn't like when he said " just make it vampires and werewolves " a world still has to have and stick to its established lore
The moment jack shot the crow I said “bitch.” And not a second afterwards jack also said “bitch.” I’ve been infected
I just realized that Jack gets progressively more Irish as scary shit happens
@Kevin Breemans well spamming stupid shit like this is one way to do it.
Does that mean the Irish live in fear?
Dont listen to the first guy replying
And yeah i noticed that
@Kevin Breemans spam report his channel to show your hate for him instead... Get these stupid kids out of this website