A transcript of the post-credits scene from the hit anime movie, Vasily: Slap Harder: The Cracking Man is seen kneeling in front of a looming shadow, he looks up and says "Fuck Randy, I killed 'nother one this week. You said this make me fit, but this' too much." The shadowy figure, with most unusual Popeye-like arms replies with a deep, brooding voice. Randy: "What did tell you, we all must strive in the face of death in order to evolve. Now keep working, or else your family will never be paid." Cracking Man gasps, he zones out for a second, before bowing to his master. Randy is seen walking to a door behind him, a light showing his back and his arms in full glory, he turns. "Remember, you can be replaced, always. I could always send you out early to face him, surely that'd be entertaining, right? Oh, and never address me by my birth name ever again, as I am now known as-" "Saint of Synthol." Cue Avengers theme.
Chiropractor: it seems dislocating your shoulder and breaking your fingers didn’t properly realign your chakras, so I’m gonna have to perform full body origami.
- daddy is actually a back alley doctor! If you compare the number of people he's saved versus the ones he's killed, he's killed more! :D - that's a bad thing... - don't worry, young lady. The dead ones can't sue you.
I’ve been massaged by the same type of massage this indian guy used and you don’t know how much relief he lifted up from my head and my body. The best massage i ever had in my entire life and I’ve went to chiropractor, thai spa etc2
@@zack4life346 no its not. Its a relief. Its the same like you trying to crack your fingers after typing on your keyboard after many hours. Same feeling but different spots
I went to india one time with my parents and after weve been there for a week my parents told me you could get "head massage". So i went to the place where they would give me this massage and they started slapping my head. But when we came home from the massage i felt surprisingly calm.
I like how at 2:28 and 2:42 you can just see the "chiropractor" being curious to if he has done it correct too. Like "hmm, did i dislocate his arm or not".
Cause it is this is from india where im from and honestly its very soothing idk about the hammer never seen that but the head massage is hella relaxing it sounds like its cracking and hurting but its not painful at all .
You are so lucky!! I can only hope to get a massage everyday like you. Instead, I get a massage at home from my dad every time I hear him yell at my mom! What a pleasurable experience.
Mostly indian barbers do this everytime to everyone when people go for haircut .For hammer message ,some times we need to pay more .But price of everything under 3$ or less even 1$ in mostly shops in india
@@james9031 Idk what kind of barbers you go to but I've never seen this kind of shit in the 26 years I've been alive and living in India 😂 You make it sound like these guys are on roadside slapping people for money 😂😂
@@zekeyaeger3018 I have seen barbers do like mild massages and facials. Like they crack your knuckles and all but this shit is on a whole another level. It looked like the guy could die anytime during that.
As a expert in ASMR head massage techniques, this is one of the more specialized ones. Not many are able to preform this and keep the customer in a trans but the man preforming this in the video is one of the absolute best.
This chiro (and others) are frauds, even when it comes down to the noises you think are coming from joint popping. You can see it most clearly at 2:40 when he snaps his own fingers to make the sound, or whenever he makes any noise at all by hitting the guy's skull.
you can find these _barbers_ in any corners India and surprisingly all of them have studied this taijustsu form , always slapping there customers into satisfaction. Trust me I'm Indian.
I tried doing this to my younger brother and he’s so relaxed he fell asleep with his eyes open Edit: He still hasn’t woken up and my parents put him in a box help pls Edit 2: why are they digging a hole in a big field full of rocks please help Edit 3: oh naw never mind some dudes in black trench coats and fedoras cane and dug him out. They put the box in their van lol Edit 4: ok they told me to come with them so I went in the back of their van lol. Now they’re spraying this cloth with something and cussing at me please help I’m scared Edit 5: hlep I’m underground and it’s cold and dark help pls Edit 6: i hav ben down here for idk how long. i see a short man with long hair. he keeps saying something about “slapping him to realign his chakras” pls come get me Edit 7: hey. It’s me. Checking in again. Two years later. I think. It all feels like a blur now. This man, he’s psychotic. He’s been coming down once daily for god knows how long, with a large, dull stone pike and wooden mallet, tying me up against a massage bed and slapping the base of my spine. I’m not sure how much more I can take.
@@cherrynado They say that the face slapping massages reduce your age. So he's saying that she goes to the massage and comes back as too young to have sex.
Nah, he just shifted the joint around a little; mostly soft tissue stuff. The force required to pull out a ball-in-socket joint is pretty high and would be VERY painful. Obviously, nothing he did had any real science behind it.
Dude this really is relaxing, no lie..indian barbers do this massage after every haircut. Im living in dubai and this is really a cheap way of relaxing massage.
No joke the first minute and a half is the beginning to every haircut I got when I was in Nepal. They did all that and you got a haircut and a straight razor shave for a $1.50usd. Best haircuts I’ve ever had.
@@bitchwormpuddin1499 there is a page they print it out, laminate and keep in every barber shop in Nepal. Go and ask for that before you pay. That page contains standard rates fixed by the association.
his body language, pausing for a second or two, every time he snaps a joint is him contemplating what he'll do in jail if ever it didn't turn out well.
Surprisingly there are no indians in this comment section so i will do my part. It is mostly relaxing except few parts like the one where he hit his back with hammer and that slapping on the hair is most relaxing thing you will ever feel. And that yellow thing is not pee 😂 that is mustard oil.
*Funny you should upload this* I was visiting Russia last year and I entered an illegal slapping match - i had learned that it’s really popular there and it’s really entertaining- so I revised the technique my Dad used when he’d slap my Mom and I was ready for the tournament
That's where you went wrong, buckaroo. Like a previous comment said, the dad slap doesn't work as well on stronger opponents. Therefore, I suggest going for the mom slap.
And I'd say he knows a little more about weakness than you do, pal, because he invited it, and then he perfected it so he can beat any living man in the ring of honor.
Only people that experienced this knows how good this feels. This is like one of the things I miss from growing up in my country. The barber literally relieves all the stress from my brain with magic lol.
I knew this wasn't bullshit. You see the guy knows what he's doing. You can see it in his eyes! It's almost like he see's the energies he needs to release and effortlessly unblocks it all.
this is dangerous misinformation, chiropracting isn't real and you are risking serious neck and back injuries by letting these unlicensed hackjobs go at ur body. you can search tons of horror stories of these thing going terribly wrong.
@@hiimryan2388 No, it's experiencing extreme sexual stimulation from having pain inflicted upon them. It's the opposite of sadist, which is experiencing extreme sexual stimulation by inflicting pain onto others.
“Can never misalign” ... “if they were to misalign, the spinal cord would be compressed” Which is it? Because what you described is a prolapsed disc, which is very real, and causes severe pain.
@@DrawinskyMoon you are indeed correct : chiropraxy at its core is pseudo science and a chiropractor is not a doctor neither a medical professional. There are I am sure some chiropractors that through trial and error and conventional remedies or treatments can alleviate pain or cure some minor diseases, just not while using chiropraxy which is in fact dangerous and has caused fatal injuries. Most serious chiropractors tend now to distance themselves from this "discipline" and reinvent themselves as masseurs or physical therapists. If someone tells you he believes in chiropraxy and still practices it, he is either an ignorant or a fraud or both. Either way has no place treating people.
Can't write a bad review if they forget how to write
cant write a bad review if they dislocated their arms is what you meant to say
@@DracobusterFlamingTiger With all those hits to the head, he will probably forget how to write also.
Can’t write a bad review if they are paralyzed from neck
I laughed to hard
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
I just love the fact that the guy has a “FREE HUGS” T-shirt on while giving a massage.
lol it comes with the element of surprise ...
But no hugs given
DA man091 I don’t think he even knows what it means. That’s the case with most people who buy shirts from rickety road-side stalls in this country.
He also got a vid wearing a police wife tee
He hugs you
Then breaks your back
"The Chiropractor" would lowkey be a really good WWE name
Chiro-raptor will dislocate all of your bones and then relocate them back
"Introducing the doctors worst nemesis, the CHIROPRACTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR."
Puts you in the arm bar and dislocates it
@@jarbackk447 relocate your bones just to dislocate them again
High-key
Therapist: Can you still move?
Patient: yes
Therapist: hmm, lets do something about that
“That’s not cool. But I’m going to pay you $4 for that.” -Ghandi
@@saneperson2 "Shut up, Ghandhi never said that" - Abraham Lincon
Lmao
@@bruh......2005 "This is why God abandon us"
-John Cena
*Patient
Oh so when my father smacks me across the head he wasn’t trying to hurt me, he was trying to give me a massage
@McLarenBMW wait wtf
I'm Bangladeshi, and this actually does feel better than it looks
Yes
@McLarenBMW so just because parents dont hit their child that means their libtard?
@@YoungAlienBoy naw I agree with this dude plus it's just a joke something the LGBT wouldn't understand.
He's trying to fight the skeleton inside of him
Scary
Spooky
Creepy
Trepidatous
Horrifying
Ah, so they're foreshadowing Vasily's retirement plan in the manga's epilogue, gotcha.
This is a truly blessed multiverse
Sleeping Slaves
@@kazetheshadow23 shhhh... not till the 28th brother
A transcript of the post-credits scene from the hit anime movie, Vasily: Slap Harder:
The Cracking Man is seen kneeling in front of a looming shadow, he looks up and says
"Fuck Randy, I killed 'nother one this week. You said this make me fit, but this' too much."
The shadowy figure, with most unusual Popeye-like arms replies with a deep, brooding voice.
Randy: "What did tell you, we all must strive in the face of death in order to evolve. Now keep working, or else your family will never be paid."
Cracking Man gasps, he zones out for a second, before bowing to his master.
Randy is seen walking to a door behind him, a light showing his back and his arms in full glory, he turns.
"Remember, you can be replaced, always. I could always send you out early to face him, surely that'd be entertaining, right? Oh, and never address me by my birth name ever again, as I am now known as-"
"Saint of Synthol."
Cue Avengers theme.
What the fuck are you talking about? Fill me in.
Chiropractor: it seems dislocating your shoulder and breaking your fingers didn’t properly realign your chakras, so I’m gonna have to perform full body origami.
By the way he is not a chiropractor, he is just a normal barber in India 😂😂😂😂
@@pulkit1412 so barbers during the medieval time where most of them are actually surgeons
"full body origami" thats now how you spell hitting someone in the back with a folding chair
@@absoluteCatastrophy nah, full body origami is folding someone like a chair
@@UrPPhard into a smaller chair
The guy doesn't leave cause he freaking died with the first head slap.
Lol
LMFAO HAHAHAHA
Great, my joke got stolen time to delete it.
Lord Cosby go the actual video of that, the comments are hilarious. And that head slap was weak compared to what you’ll see over there
What your language, how dare thee say such horrible words you heathen!
Ngl, this dude probably felt great afterwards. Probably because he finally stopped.
Bruhh😂😂
XXXXDDDDDDDDD
420 likes
Breathing?
@@dharmdevil The guy that was 'massaging' him stopped
"Can you still move this arm?"
*crack*
"There you go now you can't"
Can he still think he probably has brain damage
HERE’s A *PARALYSER*
I would like this but its at 666
I have that picture
More like
“can your still move this arm”
“auughhhbffffffuhhhhhh”
“great”
"If all customers are dead, there will be no negative comment"
- daddy is actually a back alley doctor! If you compare the number of people he's saved versus the ones he's killed, he's killed more! :D
- that's a bad thing...
- don't worry, young lady. The dead ones can't sue you.
ah yes morden problems require
morden...
MURDERS
This man has the best reviews on yelp.
@@maroonai was that a Kill La Kill reference
@@turbonite1654 ye
He’s alleviating the pain by destroying his nerve cells
Big brain
Modern problems require modern solutions
Yes
What does alleviating mean ? Sorry English is not my first language
@@thecrazybassman3102 It means to reduce pain.
I tried these techniques on my brother.
I still miss him.
Yeah I did it to my dog and they said he lose a bone
Give it to your dog
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very funny
JamesWatt5 no
“My back hurts.” “Let me get a hammer to fix that.” 🔨
the medic
th-cam.com/video/NnW1AUKT2eQ/w-d-xo.html
"Need a sentry here!"
"WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH?!"
*Fix It Felix!*
I’ve been massaged by the same type of massage this indian guy used and you don’t know how much relief he lifted up from my head and my body. The best massage i ever had in my entire life and I’ve went to chiropractor, thai spa etc2
where did you go?
@@treehugger3615 oh it was in my country, Malaysia but that guy was from India and his worker from Bangladesh
@@noice-o9b hello my fellow malaysian
Did the bone cracking thing hurt? Like a even a little?
@@zack4life346 no its not. Its a relief. Its the same like you trying to crack your fingers after typing on your keyboard after many hours. Same feeling but different spots
He dislocated his legs so he couldn’t leave
Daniel Steiner lmao
Not until he gave a 5 star review
Daniel Steiner your right .The massager probably gets paid by the minute an since he can’t leave he becomes the next millionaire
He dislocated his arms so he couldn't call 911
sangwoo could never💅
Masseur: *breaks every bone in your body*
It aint much, but its honest work
Made sure to comment so u can see how much likes u got
@@gelatskis2262 rookie numbers :( thanks everyone x
@@malachirangi7130 lol
Chiropractors: are we a fucking joke?
EnviousIV look at likes
Fights are just 2 people giving each other a massage
Is this why wrestling is so popular?
@@VictoriaSobocki gay porn
Who said a fight is just 2 people?
Milk Carton Sex is a dick massage
I had a shoulder surgery and this hurt to watch
"And to finish it off, dislocation" had me on the floor laughing.
Same
Discombobulate
@@whosjoe4489 he will attempt a wild haymaker *Discombobulate*
2:00
"Done, sir how do you feel ?"
"I cant move my legs"
"NEXT!"
This cracked me more than it should have 😂
ツToxic
Cracked his spine more than it should've, too.
@@somedecidueye7292 😂😂😂😂
I’m wondering why he searched “professional tickler”.
Fnaf Cosplay also how tf did it work
its donations
I searched it's disgusting
Fnaf Cosplay it’s a fucking FURRY
PlueTheWeeb hey dude first of all I’m not a furry second of all what do you have against furry?
Are we just gunna ignore “professional tickler” in the search bar..
Its Chippo I'm so confused aswell
@@bigboikollin5523 on stream he looks at random videos, so someone probably suggested proffesional tickler
Usr999 nah it’s his fetish
You mean you dont have professional tickler in your search bar?
@@justainternetwonderer1273 no that's fart porn
1:15 Dude using his head like a crystal ball
LMFAO 💀
**A bald guy shows up at the first guy's**
"Well I can't work with this"
If it's one punch man type of bald, watch out for those slap.
Bald and bankrupt 😁
Just put a wig on him. Lend a boy some chakra.
He’d crack his head like an egg
His shirt says "Free Hugs", I bet he gives hugs with a wooden mallet.
so underrated
I’d let him hug me
Like that back slap hug but with a mallet
@@michaelroland1128 Thats how I imagined it.
he breaks your spinal cord
I went to india one time with my parents and after weve been there for a week my parents told me you could get "head massage". So i went to the place where they would give me this massage and they started slapping my head. But when we came home from the massage i felt surprisingly calm.
Well that is actually used to make you stress free. I live in India and I have had it many times and it makes me feel stress free.
Gave you brain damage in the emotional center of your brain
@@justalosthyena5563 hypnotised you into thinking you are relaxed
Nyel Baig contorted your brain just right so you were tricked into being relaxed
@@vn9574 something off with your nerve system after those massages i think...
I like how at 2:28 and 2:42 you can just see the "chiropractor" being curious to if he has done it correct too. Like "hmm, did i dislocate his arm or not".
You got me 😭😭😭👌
I thought your profile picture was a strand of hair.
@@ambie2673 me who's one dark mode
*I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*
I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
This is like a scene in a movie where a guy tortures a enemy for information.
Ah yes, interrogation
Ah yes, a job interview
except the first 7 seconds,where he snaps his neck.
is this called a social gathering
"Where's the money?" *slaps hair*
"Why hasn't he gotten up and left?"
He's paralyzed.
OmoBoey lmaoo🤣🤣🤣 this comment had me weakkk
Good business technique. Paralyzed ones can't sue you.
Lmao, he be hitting you in places that cause your blood to stop circulating, my bud in danger.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
I read this literally when he said it 😭😭
If a bully ever tried to slap this guy, it would do nothing to him.
He would moan in pleasure at the slap, infact.
@@JordanWheeler1999 NO NO
@@deangel9128 YES YES 😂
Jordan Wheeler this had me dead😂😂
He'd probably pity the bully on how bad his technique is and slap the bully into pleasures unknown
I don't know why but this is such a comfort video for me. Whenever I'm stressed out I watch it and I'm fine.
What's the original?
yeah chiropractor asmr puts me right to sleep
I like how he originally searched professional tickler
I thought nobody else noticed
lol
His strategy is to severely concuss the client so he won’t ask any questions while paying
Jesus
M-majima san?
hi fellow majima
This is therapy for the therapist. Really gets out all that anger.
Why u got no replies
Your*
Why does this look hella relaxing tho
Cause it is this is from india where im from and honestly its very soothing idk about the hammer never seen that but the head massage is hella relaxing it sounds like its cracking and hurting but its not painful at all .
Because the dead rest in peace.
Cuz it is. South asia got that good shit
The head massage is next level in terms of relaxation. Never tried the wooden spike thing though
Because it bloody is. I got one yesterday. Not _that_ hardcore but still
He’s getting rid of the back pain by making more pain in his head as to distract him from his back 1000iq play
Ah yes the major pain specialty.
Using the pain to take its pain away
Warframe reference but not rlly
@@aaudacityyy. better get atlas in there
@@haloghost1530 oh god
this reminds me of a baki scene where baki destroyed someone's face and in order to distract them from the pain kicked him in the balls
03:10
maybe he already dislocated his leg joints, so that he can't get away
2:13 is when the magic starts
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His neck was cracked in such a way that he’s paralyzed from the neck down
Bester name
This is why I don’t scroll down when I’m already 30 seconds in the video
This looks like a form of torture
kink
He better slap my ass
Damn I was about to say that
It literally is, some people think its relaxing tho, no idea why, this is literally what they do to Prisoners of War as an interrogation tool
The profile picture matches with the comment.
massagist: so, how long do you want to be set back?
customer: like, a nine years.
massagist: *starts slapping*
“massagist” lol
@@yoshiwav i don’t know english lol
*So my middle school bullies were actually giving me a vip spa treatment.*
Thanks guys
Imad Helwani they pored apple juice on u then beat the Fuck out of you
All naturally processed apple juice. Complemented by a good old ass woopin'.
You're welcome Imad. Thank YOU for the lunch money
You are so lucky!! I can only hope to get a massage everyday like you. Instead, I get a massage at home from my dad every time I hear him yell at my mom! What a pleasurable experience.
Thanks Chad.
You cant feel pain if your spinal cord is damaged beyond repair.This guy knows what he is doing
Edit: wow nearly 2k likes. Thank you guys
@Ashvith Shetty poo in loo
@Ashvith Shetty what are you on about?
@Ashvith Shetty r/whoosh
@Ashvith Shetty that's not a real subreddit sir.
@@HaikelTV
Person: that's the point
Haikel TV: r/whoosh
I’m surprised how this man is still alive after all this, literally that video was a whole upcoming Mortal Kombat finisher
Mostly indian barbers do this everytime to everyone when people go for haircut .For hammer message ,some times we need to pay more .But price of everything under 3$ or less even 1$ in mostly shops in india
@@james9031 Idk what kind of barbers you go to but I've never seen this kind of shit in the 26 years I've been alive and living in India 😂
You make it sound like these guys are on roadside slapping people for money 😂😂
@@zekeyaeger3018 it’s literally all over TH-cam lol I’ve been watching Indian barbers do this since 2016
@@zekeyaeger3018 I have seen barbers do like mild massages and facials. Like they crack your knuckles and all but this shit is on a whole another level. It looked like the guy could die anytime during that.
@@Zireael1706 facials 🙃
As a expert in ASMR head massage techniques, this is one of the more specialized ones. Not many are able to preform this and keep the customer in a trans but the man preforming this in the video is one of the absolute best.
3:28 when you're balding so you gotta try to ruin other dudes hairlines too
Hahahaha
Lmfaoo
Omegalol
hahaha
asmongold
Honestly that full nelson back pop looked like it felt really fucking good. 10/10 sign me up to be dismembered
‹ TryHard › fr
You can do it without wandering into a shack in mumbai
This chiro (and others) are frauds, even when it comes down to the noises you think are coming from joint popping. You can see it most clearly at 2:40 when he snaps his own fingers to make the sound, or whenever he makes any noise at all by hitting the guy's skull.
@@Her_Viscera nah I think it was in probably Kolkata or Bihar
I think that was a sound affect...
Imagine him accidentally snapping his patients neck
Chakras so out of line, only death can center him.
Accidentally?
He'd jump out his second story window and ride his magic carpet the hell outta there
@@warriorcrab1319 aCeBeNTly
@@maksymvaneijk-bos5732 Acibentply?
3:05 he went from joking to being in awe with how many cracks that man got 😂
Dude, how many white shirts do you have...
One
Probably just one.
That's his skin lmao
1.5
He's probably wearing the same one on every single video
you can find these _barbers_ in any corners India and surprisingly all of them have studied this taijustsu form , always slapping there customers into satisfaction.
Trust me I'm Indian.
Does it actually feel good?
@@i.suk.6146 I have never done it , always as a kid I feared it'll break my neck or something. But I see a lot of people doing it
Nobody was doubting you.
@@bibhuchhetri5421 go do one then, for science, your sacrifice will be appreciated.
@@mohamedmedhat2436 He never replied so I guess he never made it back from this slapping monster. He died for our sins, press F to pay respects.
They cut the end of the video off. In the original one, the real chiropractor walks in and the guy in the blue shirt runs away.
Link?
chicken foot it was a joke
@@shgds You buffoon
Oh I'm dumb
@@shgds we all are
0:07 excellent work 47, make your way to the extraction zone
I'll be honest, that looks like it actually feels pretty good.
Especially with the repeated wwe arm-dislocation tactics
@@tylernorquist20 LMAOOO I WAS JUST FINNA SAY THAT LMFAOAOAOA
True tho
@@tylernorquist20 wwe is fake wrestling it's not effective
clinicinally dead the moves would be actually effective if the ring wasn’t a trampoline in disguise and if people didn’t pull their punches lmao
I personally enjoy my massage therapist snapping my neck during a session. HUGE tension relief
The Beesechurger All of your tension is released, forever
I need that dude, my posture is horrendous. I feel as if I am built like an upside down lowercase j sometimes.
I'll try it, I'll be back to tell you all how it goes
@@SC-ce3vp And he was never seen again.
@@GATERROR if you're joking, it's not funny.
Hey can I have a- *gets slapped*
Oh....thank you!
its not that bad, its just enough to flush some blood to the area.
Actually miss it after a good haircut overseas.
DeadNightmer I report this man like 3 times a day I see it everywhere. TH-cam don’t give a fuck apparently
As someone who has been doing physical labor since I was way too young to be doing such, this first massage honestly looks like it'd feel really good
I tried doing this to my younger brother and he’s so relaxed he fell asleep with his eyes open
Edit: He still hasn’t woken up and my parents put him in a box help pls
Edit 2: why are they digging a hole in a big field full of rocks please help
Edit 3: oh naw never mind some dudes in black trench coats and fedoras cane and dug him out. They put the box in their van lol
Edit 4: ok they told me to come with them so I went in the back of their van lol. Now they’re spraying this cloth with something and cussing at me please help I’m scared
Edit 5: hlep I’m underground and it’s cold and dark help pls
Edit 6: i hav ben down here for idk how long. i see a short man with long hair. he keeps saying something about “slapping him to realign his chakras” pls come get me
Edit 7: hey. It’s me. Checking in again. Two years later. I think. It all feels like a blur now. This man, he’s psychotic. He’s been coming down once daily for god knows how long, with a large, dull stone pike and wooden mallet, tying me up against a massage bed and slapping the base of my spine. I’m not sure how much more I can take.
i did it with my grandpa, but with a gun
Lol
i laughed more at your name
Whos going to tell him
Did he woke up
Imagine your girlfriend goes for a massage, and when she comes back she's not legal anymore
She got a happy ending
@@cherrynado the reverse aging slaps
@@cherrynado They say that the face slapping massages reduce your age. So he's saying that she goes to the massage and comes back as too young to have sex.
never has been
@@josephwheeler8041 either that or she comes back dead
2:23 holy shit did he just like dislocate the arm and put it back it seems like that
Nah, he just shifted the joint around a little; mostly soft tissue stuff. The force required to pull out a ball-in-socket joint is pretty high and would be VERY painful. Obviously, nothing he did had any real science behind it.
Whatever he did this dude shouldnt be ok with it
Nah this shit works. Moves your joints and shit. It's like cracking your fingers but even better. It's awesome.
Luxiously yup
I can do that. It’s really not that hard. I can pop it in and out of place
Thank you for the information! My grandma is sleeping so well now! She doesn't even need to breath!
thanks. turbovirgin is now my new favorite insult.
@@Ziekoss that insult has no effect on Asians
I remember my first day on the internet. Welcome.
**tips fedora** 👒
@@flameshana9 its not a fedora its a trilby
verygoodtaco it looks more like one of those hats women used to wear in the 1930’s. I think it’s the bow
the “FREE HUGS” shirt makes me uncomfortable
Patrick Villescaz 🤣
That's because it's not centered. My OCD took a blow.
At least you know that he's harmless
@@Im_EJ19 haha yeah
Unless....
Patrick Villescaz imagine him hugging you and instantly hears a crack
Dude this really is relaxing, no lie..indian barbers do this massage after every haircut. Im living in dubai and this is really a cheap way of relaxing massage.
I don’t know man, that arm shit looked painful
It like a massage but different method
Jake Hewitt ive been living in dubai since 2006 working in Ski Dubai as a grounds safety officer..but thanxs for the comment and have a massage😉
Jake Hewitt lol we do have the same youtube as you guys have😂😂😂 im sub to him a very long time, same with pewds , mr.beast , stradman etch..
I'm never getting a fucking haircut in india
As a person with actual spine problems. Watching this brings great pain.
And joy. Thanks charlie!
That man just gave that poor guy Scoliosis 2.
I am crying
The electric boogaloo
No joke the first minute and a half is the beginning to every haircut I got when I was in Nepal. They did all that and you got a haircut and a straight razor shave for a $1.50usd. Best haircuts I’ve ever had.
Looks like it feels amazing
You paid $1.50. LOL, Guess thats because you're a foreigner. I get that done with less than 50cents.
Max Rockatansky oh no he paid a whole 100 cents more. It’s the end of the world
Max Rockatansky you know multiple shops exist right?
@@bitchwormpuddin1499 there is a page they print it out, laminate and keep in every barber shop in Nepal. Go and ask for that before you pay. That page contains standard rates fixed by the association.
He only wears the “free hugs” shirt so when people give him a hug he can bear hug them until their spine breaks.
●_●
Legend has it, the man never felt any pain anymore after he the therapist was done
his body language, pausing for a second or two, every time he snaps a joint is him contemplating what he'll do in jail if ever it didn't turn out well.
HAHHAHHAAHAAZAZAZ
This comment absolutely decimated me
Surprisingly there are no indians in this comment section so i will do my part.
It is mostly relaxing except few parts like the one where he hit his back with hammer and that slapping on the hair is most relaxing thing you will ever feel. And that yellow thing is not pee 😂 that is mustard oil.
Yatin Jethi The way the video begins really disturbed me I thought he snapped his neck
I figured it wasn't actually pee, but it's cool to know what that stuff actually is. Thanks for sharing!
heinz
@@rugbyforzimbos8577 Oh so thats why he never left!
Champi feels so good man
"I don't stop until something pops or tears." - Dwight Schrute
1:09 this guy was preparing like: “get ready this one is going to send you out into the parking lot”
I bet if Vasily was in this business, he’d be twisting all his client’s skulls 180 degrees
^
Sending people to the shadow realm for only 5 bucks
They will wake up in Skyrim
@@daehkcidemos Don't say it, I beg of you.
PoliticallyIncorrect Videos vasily would make them sterile
*Funny you should upload this* I was visiting Russia last year and I entered an illegal slapping match - i had learned that it’s really popular there and it’s really entertaining- so I revised the technique my Dad used when he’d slap my Mom and I was ready for the tournament
did you encounter Vasily Kamotskiy there? you probably didnt since you are still capable of typing this comment...
btw did the technique work?
Shay Michael yeah but dad slap only work on weak women and little children, I suggest a different technique
I wish i had a dad
That's where you went wrong, buckaroo. Like a previous comment said, the dad slap doesn't work as well on stronger opponents. Therefore, I suggest going for the mom slap.
I Disagree - a well placed slap to the cheek of any man - makes their assholes quake and pucker
"Look at the chakra being realigned,"
Comment literally made me die. RIP me
Looks like poor guy died after writing the comment
One thing Charlie doesn't realize is everything here works lmao. In Asia massage is no Pain no gain. It always hurts but it feels great after
Looks like a good wake up call
Lol can u buy me a dirtbike
can u buy me a Furnace
Why are you everywhere??
8th like b4 this blows up
Ima wait for this comment to blow up
"M- my back pain is gone! how did you do that?"
"I striked your hidden pressure point. you're already healed."
Jojo reference?
@@granddukeleuvisteeths29 bruh
Oh my God i thought it said "pleasure point"
@@granddukeleuvisteeths29 That's the "Fist of the North Star" reference
@Zoom The Gachatuber Wait really, i never watched that show.
Pain is just Weakness leaving the body
Sun Tzu said that
And I'd say he knows a little more about weakness than you do, pal, because he invited it, and then he perfected it so he can beat any living man in the ring of honor.
@@logonontrily4161 no that was Bane from batman, get your shit straight
Foxtrot the joke went over your head into your arse
Bro dogs can't talk
RussRedCloud *intense American screaming*
Had this (hair portion only) done when I was deployed. Its a standard part of getting you hair cut. Feels amazing.
Only people that experienced this knows how good this feels. This is like one of the things I miss from growing up in my country. The barber literally relieves all the stress from my brain with magic lol.
I knew this wasn't bullshit. You see the guy knows what he's doing. You can see it in his eyes! It's almost like he see's the energies he needs to release and effortlessly unblocks it all.
exactly. everyone hatin in the comments but he doin it right. deadass chiropracting feels rlly good.
honestly on the right day i would choose indian barber head massage over sex lol
this is dangerous misinformation, chiropracting isn't real and you are risking serious neck and back injuries by letting these unlicensed hackjobs go at ur body. you can search tons of horror stories of these thing going terribly wrong.
@@Blitzkrieg1080 the person whom created this comment tread would be here if whats you're saying is true tho
0:07 Good work, 47. Now make your way to the extraction point
LMFAOO
Makes me remember the barbershop assassination
did you get silent assasin rating
@@xylonus and that was to in India hahahaha
Lol u watch emkay?
What's up with the slapping and a potential dislocation of an arm wtf?
Foxthot everyone including Charlie are over reacting.. he’s aggressive but this isn’t painful, watch the reactions from his clients they love it.
They loosen and help you stretch your joints. You can literally see this in any massage parlor you go to lol
Nothing particularly, people are just fucking stupid and the placebo effect is very potent amongst morons.
1/2 placebo 1/2 assisted stretch
its legal on india.
I wanna know what he does to bald people
Bwahaahahaha
Either this guy is a severe masochist, or his body was too dislocated and he couldn't run away.
yes
Lol
Odd wait doesn't masochist mean deprived of sexual gratification
@@hiimryan2388 No, it's experiencing extreme sexual stimulation from having pain inflicted upon them. It's the opposite of sadist, which is experiencing extreme sexual stimulation by inflicting pain onto others.
This is hilarious !!
3:50 Her eyebrows are sponsored by the italic font
Italic isn’t a font name
its *italeans*
Xanxiety r/rareinsults
A guy called xanxiety with a cavetown profile pic, are you depressed or happy? Fricken choose dude
@Thalmor Sorcerer well someones butthurt
"Look at his chakra getting realigned"
The only thing getting realigned are his cervical bones.
Doesn't that contradict the notion that chiropractic are shills and can't realign the spine? Then which is it, Can you or cant you realign bone?
“Can never misalign” ... “if they were to misalign, the spinal cord would be compressed”
Which is it? Because what you described is a prolapsed disc, which is very real, and causes severe pain.
This video looks like a herniated disk tutorial.
@@DrawinskyMoon you are indeed correct : chiropraxy at its core is pseudo science and a chiropractor is not a doctor neither a medical professional. There are I am sure some chiropractors that through trial and error and conventional remedies or treatments can alleviate pain or cure some minor diseases, just not while using chiropraxy which is in fact dangerous and has caused fatal injuries. Most serious chiropractors tend now to distance themselves from this "discipline" and reinvent themselves as masseurs or physical therapists. If someone tells you he believes in chiropraxy and still practices it, he is either an ignorant or a fraud or both. Either way has no place treating people.
@@toythief1633 My spine is re-aligned after chiropractic adjustments... I had six.
Military members having flashbacks to deployment haircuts watching this
So is no one going to address the free hugs t-shirt this mans is wearing
@@marvinperez1297 Seems like that would be pretty counterintuitive considering their business model
He also has a shirt that says "police wife". Asim is legend
yo and the "free" is halfway cut off by the neck
He won’t have to worry about back pain when his entire body is broken.
He won't have to worry about back pain if he's dead
if this man joins the russian slapping tournament
he'd become a tank with terrible armaments
Nepuutunes how do you have over 200 subscribers with no content?
Nepuutunes sure that might be true but, *gimme the sauce*
Seven ICE Neptunia hentai I assume
NEP Plutia i don’t think you know what i mean by sauce
i mean the link to the hentai
Seven ice
P picture
This is actually really good, it might seem scary but after every one of those snaps your body will free much more relaxed.
Nearly 90% of them aren't done by professionals with license.
Don't risk it
fucking india. garbage
I’m Indian, and I can vouch for the proficiency of most of the barbers who give massages like that. It’s crazy good.
Really i mean if somebody did this with my noodle body i would be snaped in half
It does look like it feels really good. My body is so frickin' stiff there would be a crack every second.
@@stheteller7470 relatable
I actually wanna try it😭
It looked nice
@@maahdrescher Don't worry. You will be fine. It might look rough but it's almost as relaxing as meditation. Believe me.
1:07 I though "I like ya cut g" was coming.
He thought about it
Imfao
The video titled: massaging a human corpse
@topaz the gem like you would know what getting laid feels like 🗿
I wonder how people walk back home after the spine massage
i can’t tell if the guys shirt says “fuck hugs” or “free hugs”
both are equally creepy
The first guy looks like he just skimmed the wikipedia article on chiropractors
Quite the contrary actually
This massage is meant to relieve the tension.
So that not only your back hurts, but even your soul
Relieve
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be :D
more like re - live
I tried one of these believe me I slept within 3min
I know it looks harsh
But you would never ever feel something as relaxing as this
Yammen Alshar th-cam.com/video/r3hTwsvJV_A/w-d-xo.html
Suddy that meme has been dead for the past few years
Ye idk it looks relaxing as fuck. A bit less back wrenching but otherwise great
Slept or KOed?
Me: (punches someone in the face)
Someone: aw dude wtf
Me: I’m making you younger