My Theory About Neanderthals
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So this is the big bang everyone is talking about.
In more ways than one.
Underrated comment
@@rubym6178 y e s
yes
yes
wow
they banged their way into extinction
thats pretty metal
My friend did that
It's plausible their integration into early human society forced out most of their relatively solitary and hunting focused lifestyle, as those traits lead to the extinction to the Neanderthals who hadn't integrated, with their larger bodies requiring more energy that sometimes can't be reclaimed and solidarity meaning less people to help when they need it, eventually proved too much for the slightly less intelligent Neanderthals, phasing out the unnecessary behavior in later generations until they can no longer be classified as separate from early humans while killing off the stragglers.
You could say they...
Went out with a bang.
*_Y Y Y E E E E E E E E E A A A A A A A A A A H_*
@@wingedbluj1674 Hold onto your butt, 'cuz it seems the small number of things we thought Cro Magnons did that Neanderthal's didn't actually were done by both. Less than a month ago it was discovered that a remarkably well preserved body of a neanderthal had string stuck under one of his fingernails, and was apparently broken off from his clothing. So their intelligence is now being commonly interpreted as indiscernibly close to contemporaneous humans.
Death by snu snu
As a human woman, can confirm that every time I see a clay reconstruction of a Neanderthal skull I do say, “that’s hot.”
fellow female human woman, I take one look at that nasal cavity and start drooling
I just wanna be happy.
@Slooshy Chill dude, the comment is a joke, so is the video. Human preferences change largely on environment, you don’t gotta be a 10 foot Neanderthal for someone to love you. People mistake the idea of modern “attractiveness” with the actual need to survive back 100,000 years ago.
@@CaptainGrat75 I was being ironic mane
Are you quoting Broly?
imagine he goes to the club and is asked do you want a lap dance or something and he’s just like nah i’m here to pick up my nobel prize
MCDOOGALS
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well.
He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive.
He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals.
And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses.
His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@@laecard1778100% does not have friends
@@laecard1778I ain’t reading allat. It’s not that serious
@@casethegreat7586 I take misinformation very seriously.
LMAO THE ADDRESS IS FOR A STRIP CLUB.
chikin man Ah darn, and I was planning on stalking him too!
David -flamingsword1 stalking*
what? thats where he'll be
Well now I have an excuse
holyshit you actualy checked
Imagine get grucked by bigbrow tribe and no choice but make grunt with bigbrow ungabungas.
>YFW bigbrow ungabunga's thiccer, take that chadbunga!
That feel when berry picker beta grunk
Was once tied to a chair while someone said this same thing to me. For a week.
Death by snu snu. The spirit is willing but the body is weak and spongy.
This is the worst comment I've ever seen
Someone tell Sam that, as of today, his theory has been proven correct.
what fr lmao
@@zek1405 Svante Pääbo discovered that we share a lot of DNA with neanderthals and won a nobel prize for it this year
Holy fking shit, you are right, Svante Pääbo discovered that Neanderthals contributed to roughly 5 percent of the modern human DNA. Which is definite proof of early cross-breeding, but only with the Eurasians.
@@kingtreedede7303 how unfair 😔
@@kingtreedede7303 The DNA sharing thing is long known (since 2010, so even by the time the video was made) but it's only 2% or so, so not "a lot". Nobel Prices don't get awarded instantly.
I have an anthropology degree and this is basically our current best understanding of what happened lol
Thanks for the info!
What is your take on the domestication of the dog? I got into a huge argument with an anthropology grad student, he was saying dogs were domesticated 12K years ago like every other animal, and I was trying to make my point of how I think it's closer to 50K and he was just being such a pompous donkey's rear-end.
No you obviously don’t.
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well.
He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive.
He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals.
And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses.
His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@@laecard1778 Oh look what I found... I see a hater!
@@Corvusripper343 I am just telling the truth. If you have substantive criticisms of my comment I encourage you to share them.
When you start a video about sexual selection by saying "Hey Kids!"
If their age is on the wristwatch they're about to make my wrist launch.
Vilhelm Vestergaard Mursal
Bad for you, I can switch to 24 hour time
@@tfwspecificname you're both going to hell .
prophetic0311
correct
@@gamerofwar99 you can't get off to anyone under 100?
*is a spud that uses digital clocks.
"I call it the sexy neanderthal theory. *No wait hear me out"*
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stop
no, let me-
*keep getting far away*
I can't believe Sam hasn't got the recognition for this theory yet
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well.
He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive.
He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals.
And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses.
His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
@@laecard1778 tldr please
@@laecard1778 hey mate you're replying to a year old comment referencing how someone last year got a nobel prize for this exact theory, not making your own comment, also its a joke
@@britishgaming6
1. No, nobody has gotten a Nobel Prize for that theory, you are literally just making shit up.
2. People are clearly still seeing my responses so what is your point here?
@@laecard1778Nobody really took this video seriously except you. The comment you replied to was obviously satire
I come back to this video after many years to say: Sam, you were right". Svante Pääbo just confirmed your theory about Neanderthals being "absorved" into the human gene because they reproduced with our "modern human" ancestors. You fucking genious.
nope. not quite
There's more to it than that, but yeah not entirely wrong.
The worst part of this video existing is that you have convinced me.
That's a actually plausible sounding Theory and that's one the worst part of it. For once we humans didn't kill off a species. We fucked off one-
It’s fine people proved it any ways
@@wetsocks347 So... we told them to fuck off.... literally.
Neanderthals did not die because of humans, the most practical and plausible theory is that their diet mainly consisted of plants. The main reason why humans survived is because we discovered fire to cook food, which helped humans grow smarter and smarter, and the protein from cooked meat gave us more energy and power. Neanderthals never got this advantage, causing their species to never grow.
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So essentially, Neanderthals were the original giga chad’s.
Yes.
If you have type O negative blood, you have Neanderthal ancestry.
@@bunnieskitties293 Uhoh
Yep
@@bunnieskitties293 isn't o negative like the universal blood type tho
This feels like a detailed breakdown of the Interbreeding Theory.
There are two main opposing theories on the extinction of Homo Neanderthalis (that and the Replacement Theory), so we can’t be too sure on what exactly caused the species’ extinction.
Anyways, great video
No, the only thing the Video has in common with the actual science is that Homo Sapiens and neanderthals interbred to some extent, the rest is mostly garbage.
I mean that fact that most people have some degree of Neanderthal DNA would seem to indicate there was some interbreeding.
@@kingbaguette1843 It's not "most people". Pretty sure it was somewhere around 5-10%.
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 I think you’re mixing up the numbers a little. It’s not 5-10% of people have some Neanderthal DNA, it’s the average person has 5-10% Neanderthal DNA (realistically more like 3-4%).
🤓
Watching this video after the theory gained great respect in the scientific community genuinely blows my fucking mind.
It didn’t gain any respect. All that gained respect is that Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens intermixed to a small degree, all the rest in this video is pure garbage.
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well.
He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive.
He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals.
And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses.
His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
The strip club at that address has since closed down
RIP
Nope
F
Maybe they got a million dollar price
no it hasn’t
@@tori5315 look it up on Google earth. Just from the street, you can see that there is no sign on the front and nothing inside.
CHAD Neandethal vs Virgin Homosapien
Chad Thundercock *Chadantherthal vs Virginsapien
Prehistoric incels
LMAO
burgesso do caralho Time has been wild as of lately. I still remember when Ugandan knuckles wasn't shit.
"Am watch where going!"
"Wh-wha- ...sorry? Lance?"
"AM BE SORRY!"
And years later, this is the theory (more or less) that I was taught by my anthropology professor.
oh may god this guy's a legend
No you weren’t. Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens intermixed to a small extent, that is literally all that’s true, the rest in this video is garbage.
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well.
He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive.
He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals.
And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses.
His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
They probably seen this and said he seems legit, lets go with it until we think of something else. Lol
>is a joke channel
>comes up with a convincing theory about what truly happened to Neanderthals
>”sexy Neanderthal theory”
>is held later to be scientifically correct
>wants his award delivered to a strip club
Sexy!
learnt me a dang thang or too
😂
Yo sup
Awesome, now pick up a book.
Hello
@@jessicaevans7847 What does that even mean?
i really like the idea of something called "the sexy neanderthal theory" becoming a prominent theory
SCIENTIST: and sam onelas theory the SEXY NEANDERTHAL TEORY
Don’t think that was the original name
@@piglin469 btw he didn’t come up with it. It was proposed in 1907
@@cookiecakeeater6340 He did. The theory as to why interbreeding took place. Not the overarching theory as to why the Neanderthals disappeared.
@@elyria9788 I doubt he was the first ever person to think of this
This is gold I love this channel
I learned more from this channel in the four days since I discovered as of this post, than i have in multiple years if school
Are you seriously telling me that our whole species got cucked?
Here's the thing, it didn't happen. I saw another comment here which entirely disproves this
neanthertals werent inferious, in fact they were proubaly superiour, but its the sole reason that we were better a reproducing that we got the edge
No, this means our species is a mix of several humanoid species creating hybrids. Our species wasn't cucked by neanderthals, our species was created because sapiens were getting cucked by neanderthals. It wasn't our species developing in tansania and then conquering the earth, our species developed by migration.
@@ice9232 what comment
@@sasukeuchiha7320 dawg I entirely forgot💀
2017: Hah that fertility totem is kinda gross eh fellas?
2018: Damn that fertility symbol is THICC.
Andrew Lesniak 2019 throwing crumpled singles while furiously jerking off
@@gabbidurham me neither man, me neither...
2019: No dick, no fap
2020: Damn, she kinda cute tho
2021: Damn boi I thicc
I love the reviews for that adress on google maps, made my night tonight
I've only recently found this channel... Must say I've not been disappointed.
"Good show, old chap!"
This theory makes as much sense as any other I've heard.
Even though it's fiction, and she's writing from a particular viewpoint, I can't help myself but look at sapiens-neanderthalensis interaction through the lens of Jean M. Auel's Earth's Children series.
Lol, I was reading one of the books while on break in the cafe when I worked at Barnes&Noble and the one bookseller snuck up behind me to ask, "Are you at one of the naughty parts?" It is Paleolithic porn; the sexy parts are along the lines of those "bodice-ripper" romance novels. But with flint-knapping, hunting/gathering, Goddess worship, and of course the existential issues regarding interaction with Neanderthals, aka "flatheads." It's an enjoyable series; my boyfriend turned me on to them, interestingly. Of course I saw the Daryl Hannah movie when I was a kid... My friends and I were such little perverts.
We've been trying to find some other prehistoric fiction; there's the one by William Golding (Lord of the Flies) that's wildly inaccurate. Reindeer Moon by Elizabeth Marshall Thomas was pretty good, but no interaction between the two homonins.
The sexy Neanderthal theory sounds pretty convincing
Thank you for the input, Don Cheadle
hey, its don cheadle!
Hey it’s Don Cheadle!
696 likes lmao
No way it’s the don cheadle from America’s greatest anime Corey in the House
“Would you reproduce with a Neanderthal?”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”
Yes, they are hot
nice profile pic
RichConnerGMN thank u I designed it
@@lesbianage9538 pog
"But you didn't say you wouldn't!"
My thoughts exactly, more eloquently stated than I could. Not sure if it’s Nobel territory but I gave you a nobel thumbs up
Yep, he was right. Sam O' Nella should have gotten the nobel prize
Apparently National Geographic saw this video and actually took it into consideration. Unfortunately, they didn't choose to name it the "Sexy Neanderthal Theory."
Source?
No way
Yo wtf?
thanks for the sauce also nice profile pic
It says it was published on 2011lmao
The VIRGIN human VS. the CHAD Neanderthal
unironically true
Neanderthals were humans.
@A lone Cockroach that actually makes no sense and simulaniously makes sense, a paradox!!
@Timothy ParksII me?
A lone Cockroach isn’t there evidence to suggest that we actually came from male Homo sapiens and female Neanderthals?
this is an amazing argument dude good job
7 YEARS!??! ITS BEEN 7 YEARS?!??
We need to have the 'Sexy Neanderthal Theory' to be on textbooks
just about as valid as any other prehistory theory TBH
I'd probably f*ck a neanderthal
pretty sure my anthro prof said something like this
Anyone want to start a Wiki page?
It is. I took an anthropology class and they said this happened. They have clues however suggesting that a hybrid from neanderthal male and homo sapiens female was fertile but not the homo sapiens male with a neanderthal female
That statue was EXTRA THICC
Proof that even pre-history ancestors have popular taste for BBW.
He was mistaken about our beauty standarts wasn't he?
would fap again
Ravethecat12 dense*
+Applus Tuditanus Yes he is
this kind of scares me about what is going on in sam's brain but honestly i'm here for it
I was kinda expecting another funny Sam o Nella vid but lo and behold Sam talks about what I learned in Anthropolgy last semester
*Sends Nobel Prize*
joel scott dude the strip club is gonna be confused as fuck
grymmlyn "Goddamit Gina haven't I told you not to bring all your personal shit to work"
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well.
He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive.
He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals.
And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses.
His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
Fun fact:
The address given towards the end of the video is the location of a strip club un the us, which after this video was released. was bombarded by one star reviews and has sent them into a downward spiral.
lmfao honestly they probably could have prevented that by stating some dude pulled a prank inn the google reviews.
McDoogals Gentlemen's Club
I'm not sure if the 1-star reviews were from this video. I'm from that area and it's pretty well known that McDoogal's is a shithole. That whole area is pretty shitty overall.
Sounds like gen z
So two things were banged into oblivion due to Neanderthals huh?
Dude, I binge watch your videos and I'm nearly to an end.
I hope you are doing well.
And I hope that I don't have to wait two years for new uploads, like all the other subscribers.
Oh, bzw, I subscribed to your channel, even without new uploads and I watch nearly every commercial and hope you get some bucks bc of that.
I wish you all the best.
That was actually… really well thought through… I’m impressed
I once saw a statue in a museum of a Neanderthal woman teaching her hybrid child how to make clothing
No relevance, it’s just a statue I really like
Sam Dragonborn good for you.
That's actually really neat.
Was she hot?
Nah, not particularly, she wasn't completely hideous either though, just sorta meh
Sam Dragonborn
Well, makes sense.
I love how he expects the nobel prize to be SHIPPED TO HIM. Typical sam onella
Edit: I've been notified that this address 3:47 is actually a strip club... Typical sam onella
pff how would you collect yours, pick it out of a cereal box? collect in person like some kind of peasant? ;)
pff, that would be beta. he wants it sent to his favourite strip club. check the adress, it's McDoogal's strip club.
Hes already got too many abyway
Why the fuck would he want to make his nobwl prize collection beginner
i think he is ded
That is very sound logic, well done to you sir.
Had a dream last night that Sam posted again 🥲
1:00 Good to know even our distant ancestors had an appreciation for the *T H I C C.*
It was more likely to be a fertility symbol rather than pornography.
Rex Appleby but she thicc tho
not just ancestors: cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/LpuzpNf6Q7_7h0fdJ5nkRdvkDQw=/1400x1400/filters:format(png)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9683323/Aquaman1.png
@@rexappleby4731 it doesn't mean that everyone would treat it as such.
@@rexappleby4731 stfu thicc queen
It's great to see that even though Sam has been gone so long, his comments sections are more active than some weekly upload channels.
omg for real
Fax
HE BACK BOY
Where is he?
@@danielgomessilva8966 he’s back now. He was busy with school for a few years though.
This is a much more peaceful ending to the neanderthals! I love it!
I was concerned about a giant war with tons of pain and horror inflicted on both "sides", but we might have just all ended up on one side together. I like that much better, but that also makes me wish they were still here so that we could laugh about this together, now.
Sam you're an actual genius
1:31 male, female, and Sam O’nella.
The thing is so powerful, it has it’s own gender
take that *binary **_gender s y s t e m_*
ollie_goria Sam O’nella accounts for all 42,069 genders
I am all 739728293939302783938849.967 genders, the .967 is still a theory
That a lot of damage
0:58 What do you mean man that statue is THICC
They created the BBW tag before it was thing
Big Bouncy Women
icewolfcub 48562007 Big Blue Waffle
Humans haven't changed I see.
To Salmonella and everyone in this thread: Venus of Willendorf was, in all likelihood, made by a woman. In fact, most early sculpture was likely made by women:
pdfs.semanticscholar.org/43e1/b131f34eec69efa14c02aac4922f00302a1e.pdf
This doesn't even feel like a theory, it feels like a normal history lesson.
Holy shit, apparently his basic theory is actually true
*"broad shoulders? Thats hot"*
Nose flop
He literally contradicts his own premises. First he claims that men just go for as many women as they can get. Then he says that Neanderthal men would just go after Homo Sapiens women, leaving only the Neanderthal women for the Home Sapiens men instead of going for them as well.
He also responds to the argument that a Neanderthal appearance is generally considered very unattractive by women with sexual attraction just being something cultural open to change, and so you can’t extrapolate these things into the past. Before proceeding to do literally exactly that, rephrasing certain Neanderthal features in a deceptive way to gloss over the fact that the whole package is, again, considered unattractive.
He also fundamentally doesn’t understand how evolution works. If Neanderthal traits gave men such a big advantage evolution would have selected *for* them, not *against* them, which is what happened in reality. If he was right we should all be Neanderthals.
And of course he also completely ignores that humans generally don’t and didn’t pick their mates by having all men randomly beat the crap out of each other and then all the women just bang the strongest guy. They form large social groupings, form in- and outgroups, are territorial and generally practice some degree of monogamy. Humans aren’t Walruses.
His „Theory“ is inconsistent with observable reality, the theory of evolution and even itself and it drives me nuts that so many people literally do not process the claims a garbage You Tube video makes.
No joke, one of most convincing arguments. I just hope your prize isn't awarded posthumously. Keep up the great work🙂
Nobel prizes are not ever awarded posthumously.
Easily disproved
@@johnpattenden8553 what?
StesLight sadly while it’s a fun theory by Sam, most science suggests that female humans and male neanderthals found it incredibly hard to produce healthy offspring.
He really doxxed himself?
bro, i pass by there every weekend
this idea has been floating around for the last half a century.
there are numerous papers on the subject.
@@Snaggledorf42 they can slice the cake as thinly as they like, i still call it "cake".
fact is, these weren't different "species" of human, they were different "breeds", what we refer to as "races".
brian sorum, looks like youtube says you dont deserve to be heard. to them you're just sub-human.
your comment is not visible.
To the three people who caught my first upload of this, had to re-up just now because Lightworks had an update that fucked with everything which led to me having the audio play in only one ear somehow.
Sam O'Nella Academy I saw the original,I feel so special
Sam O'Nella Academy another nice video! Can the next one be on weird shit about North Korea?
I expect better from you son
Sam O'Nella Academy will you be putting out more frequent content since it's summer
Sam O'Nella Academy thanks papa
Every time Sam appears in my recommended I get excited that he posted again, then the video ends up being 3 years old like this one
Edit: Christmas has come early
Same here
Don't worry he said on Reddit he would be posting again soon
Same I’m gonna go cry in a corner hoping that he’ll be back soon
@@jonasward5977 where he at then
@@jonasward5977 WHEN
What's funny is I'm working on something like this and clicked out of curiosity, good summary. Wish we could talk so I could get the finer points of your theory as I think you are off to a good start and can really do something with this. But alas I am a nobody and this is unlikely to happen. Funny how the world works isn't
fun fact: the first four frames are loss
Shit it is 😭
I believe Sam actually is some eternal being and this "theory" he has is actually the truth and that he is merely showing off his godlike all knowingness
ben shapiro is my hero Sam actively writes history because he’s canon to real life. He’s basically god
He had his women stolen by Neanderthals back in the day and he said "yea? well jokes on you because in a bunch of millenia you'll all breed with out feminine females and become more feminine yourselves and then who's back at the top of the manliness tree? Sam, that's who!"
This could explain why he presents it in ways that even stupid young people could understand I guess. 😂😂
Wait he isn't a god?
If you are of European origin. You have Neanderthal dna.
Quality > Quanitity
Offroad circus unless you have quality within that quantity
Unfortunately, not so much. Quantity usually wins out over quality when it comes to reproduction. Even if your offspring are half as likely to reproduce, it doesn't matter if you make at least twice as many offspring.
That said, the reason to focus on quality is ethical in nature.
Offroad circus q u a n i t i d d y
well... Adpocalypse says no
Offroad circus
You spelled it “quanitity”. You tried, but no.
Also, quanTITTY
I didn't actually expect this to be a one hundred percent serious scientific theory.
i cant believe 5 years later and scientist now found out that this theory played a important role why neandethals went extinct
Well, there certainly are worse ways to go extinct...
@Temponyx Dinosaurs disliked that.
@Temponyx F
Press F for ****
MoffMupp DEATH ...by snu snu
@Temponyx F
Oh thank God. I thought the first notification was a hallucination
Raymond Smith
Your sister knows, your sister knows...
John Cena
She totally knows
maelgugi what
Raymond Smith
It's a reference to a vid Sam O Nella did about surrealism... too bad he deleted it
I keep laughing so hard that I miss shit and have to go back! awesome
Lol Sam’s theory is considered legit now
That’s friggin amazing
I Love how at the end when he asks for a nobel prize to be sent to the address it leads to a Strip Club
Chad
I went through the comments to see if anyone had found the address. good work soldier
World famous mcdoogals
It's an absolute shithole. When you think terrible strip club, mcdoogals checks all the boxes
Source: actually been there
@@Jakezergling what's so terrible about it?
@@ahmetkerematakur4247 the women, BYOB, the venue is sketchy lookin, reeks
bruhh...the address is actually a strip club named McDoogals Gentlemen’s club 😂
Izol I looked it up I was like did he just dox himself oh wait that’s a *STRIP* club
@@thundrbaze *_Strop_*
That Video Guy I love going to *strop* clubs and making it rain on *stroppers*
@@thundrbaze *_s t r o p_*
Izol yoooo I actually live super close to this place tho 😬
He’s returned
This was presented in a lighthearted way, but it is genius.
Damn dyslexia, took me three times to read Neanderthal as it is instead of Netherlands
Aretrix Il
Lmao
(Sarcasm)
I live in the Netherlands. The video still works if you read that
"That's odd, I thought Netherland was sexy as it is."
Aretrix Il rip
I always thought NetherLands was another name for Hell, lol.
for those wondering, the actual theory most agreed with is that the neanderthols were stronger, so they could take on prey straight on, but our breed wasn't as strong, so we developed better weapons because we needed them,but the neanderthols didn‘t have the weapons, so we actually won the fights.
Edit: yeah it’s super over simplified
So what if monkeys had guns..would they win a war?
More advanced weapons? I think the true cause was that we were able to operate in larger social groups and had better language/communication. One vs one, neanderthals WERE superior, but that ended working against them. They existed independently and thus formed smaller, more isolated groups. When humans came around, they were outnumbered. We won the competition for resources and they slowly disappeared into our gene pool.
@@xezazase Even more interesting facts: the Basque people and certain populations in Oceania have high neanderthal DNA. Basque also have the highest type O blood, also a neanderthal marker.
@@Sandi_shores_lands_fish we are not monkeys, if Neanderthals were given guns and put up against us, then yes they would.
Nah he is right because we were smaller and less strong we learnt to throw spears and attack from afar meaning we were a lot safer. Neanderthals instead used brute strength and would run up and stab the animal, putting themselves right next to danger and would mean they are more likely to get injured or killed. I also agree with sam though, all European people share a lot of neanderthal DNA, meaning that there was at least some interbreeding.
this was brilliant!!!
I GOT A RAGU SAUCE AD ON A SAMONELLA VIDEO NO WAYYY
0:58
this sculpture accurately represents like 70% of fetishes
There's no proof they were ever considered attractive though.
@@lusteraliaszero well there's no proof that they weren't
@@shadowasii4492 you can't prove a negative.
@@lusteraliaszero yes you can, by proving that they were considered attractive
@@shadowasii4492 one does not exclude the other. you didn't say universally.
You’re the kind of guy who’s videos I’d show my friends but I’m to scared they’d question my sanity
U have to hate ur friends to be friends take the roasts and roast them back
my friends already do that.
@@T0YCHEST I agree, if I can't call my buddies retards at least 5 times a day, then they aren't friends
Go for it mate!
I'm going to show this my 21 year old niece who just started studying Biology. Either she will laugh because she freaking likes it or she will laugh because of how nutty I am. ^^
@@thomaskositzki9424 How did that go?
straight up predicted it 5 years ago, with a svante paablo being awarded the nobel prize for his work on how neanderthals might have reproduced with homo sapiens. way to go sam
got reccomended this and for a second i thought sam had returned. :(
2:52 Neanderthals had "larger and thicker patellas" according to the diagram. *_MMM KNEECAPS_*
This grossed me out and made me laugh at the same time
yummy
Sam O'Patella
I have actually had a girl be attracted to my kneecaps, so that's a point in favour of this theory 😂
@@kilgoretrout2878 lmao what the fuck 😂
Moral of the storyyyyy: Women chose what they want Men take what they get
The heck is this spacing
That one dude some cuck thing i think
You know, the enter button exist?
@@halamadruuid2380 Pretty sure they weren't looking for the name. Pretty sure they were asking why it is there.
@@metta9743 dude...
Aged like wine. A man ahead of his time.
We miss you
0:57
"Take a look at this sculpture! Gross, right?"
U-uh...y-yeah! Sure, Sam. Gross!
Big Chicken is watching
Earth Mother goddess. Clan of the Cave Bear.
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@@quantashonjamaldigglerbury4934 same
I'd hit it
1:51 *3 to 20 minutes, depending* killed me for some reason
If you cant tell its a one time thing.
You meet up. You make bebe. You go home.
@@lemonarque1505 you missed the joke completely. some men last longer in bed, while some take very little to climax.
On uncommon i assigns less
1:01 got me acting up, beefy oily caveman balls
main issue with this theory is all the surviving neanderthal DNA comes in the form of mtDNA and we havent seen anyone with a neanderthal Y chromosome since. So its actually the opposite. Neanderthal women were social and attractive enough to reproduce and neanderthal men either were killed or starved out.
Homo Sapiens had much larger frontal lobes, so would have dominated socially as con artists. Like trading symbolic trinkets for women, because Neanderthals can't grasp metaphor.
I bet the Nobel Committee finally sent Sam his prize money and that's why he stopped working for a living.
Nah sam is fighting for the 4 million as the money was sent to the striper
Holy shit my Anthropology professor is a professional archaeologist and he says you’re right. There was a lot of interbreeding.
Nope not that much bitch
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 most europeans and asians have a significant amount of neanderthal DNA, sub-saharan africans do not.
@@dionysus8967 k.
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 I'm sorry for you if that is too much for your little brain lol
@@buffoonustroglodytus4688 I’m curious if you realize Neanderthals and Homo Sapien interacted to create the Homo sapien sapien (our current human species) so yes, it makes total sense the Neanderthals just interbreeded with us
2:03 Epic
I guess.
I have watched almost all the sam o Nella videos multiple times and somehow didn't come across this.
In a nutshell:
Girls: my man needs to have a 6 pack, be strong, brave, heroic, tender etc.
Guys: I just want to f*ck
Trying to explain "tender" to a Neanderthal lowers life expectancy
@@gregoryvasilyev9675 Neanderthals were at least as intelligent as modern humans if not more. so they'd be the ones explaining.
@@peevshalpatine Hot take
@@Matzkxmx larger cranial cavity
@@peevshalpatine anything i wanna say would get me hate
Humans be like: "If you can't beat em, join em and then make them into you"
That's scarily apt.
I'm fairly certain a combination of the two is the most likely explanation, since both hypotheses have merit and are not mutually exclusive