I guess I'm the only kid on this website who didn't bat around fighter planes on the mobile above my crib as a child, go my whole career drawing human bodies as single black lines with ridiculous proportions and all is well but suddenly when I re-use a P51 whose tail fin and fuselage curvature is a little different than the Aichi D3A I was going for everyone shits the goddamn bed
The extra ludicrous part is that the deck of a ship is more armored than the bottom (though there is a huge chunk of lead there to balance the ship), and obviously most things in the bull are bolted to the floor for obvious reasons, so the kamikaze plane probably did MORE damage than of it hit normally
@@cheezebagz729the keel of a ship is more important then a mast. You can salvage a working mast from a broken one, like a motor But the keel is the frame, and you wouldn't put a race car engine on a broken frame. Same logic And before random people question "why not armor the hull more?". Physics, armor is weight. And you have to balance bouncy, armor, crew amenities and supplies And to make an un sinkable ship, you need to build it bigger then the body of water you intend to sail in Same logic in war You eventually add more armor then you can use effectively
@@donovanulrich348 in the past though. Modern day you can get away without any armor or at least ww2 destroyers levels of armor because of the fact naval arty isn't the main weapon of a ship and you have to worry about missiles and if you're really unlucky torpedoes that's specifically designed to break the ship's back (aka the keeel)
@@fridgeonwheels5622 Anyone wanna put money on him calling a 118 year old a "kid?" I mean, he's not wrong (by stretch of everyone here being someone's kid.)
If that happens, and he doesn't acknowledge it on Twitter either, I will dislike the video regardless of its actual quality. We deserve some kind of explanation, even if it's just the word "depressed." That would be enough for me.
I just now realized that he made a god tier reference to Ghostbusters at 3:34 It was when Dr. Venkman said "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria."
Most students would just leave the classroom after 10 minutes if the teacher still hasn't shown up but we've been waiting for nearly two years for this man to draw his stick figures again.
Father, please come back, we are hungry, starving, dehydrated, we want to hear your voice again one last time. We are freezing because the heat in the academy has gone out, in turn our hands have shattered. Please come back, we miss you.
Same with Vsauce AND MINUTEPHYSICS!!! There Hasn't Been A Video From Them For Suuuch a Looooong, LOOOOONG Time. Those are my favourites. Then there are many more. Like Also Nigahiga, a Comedy Channel I used to be, completely, ADDICTED TO. Please Come Back Kings(and Queens Cuz Multiple People For MinutePhysics.
I've been ready to hear his soft, supple, dulcet tones talk about the other presidential assassination that nobody talks about for more than a year. Do I have to tank the stocks of Conagra Brands to bring him back? Is that the sacrifice we need?
For those curious where he went,he announced on his Twitter that he needs a break cause of college. So don’t worry,he didn’t catch urethra cactus or anything
he's gonna come back as an 80 year old man and be like, "sorry for the short hiatus, forgot my password lol" and we'll all come running back like the desperate starving street rats we are for that sweet sweet content and you damn well know it edit: he’s back. he sounds a bit young for 80
Sam I am 28 years old. I have recently went through loosing technoblade as a content creator. And I know you are fine and I'm so happy you got another job and all is well. I love to hear about all these good things that happened to you. I just ask for you to please give us an update and let us all have a bitter sweet final tear filled laugh with you and your nonsinisical humor. You have been part of my house hold for years. I show your videos to my friends and my family has already watched everything. I re-watch all the time and I just would really appreciate some closure for the channel.
@@randallthescandall7029 thats him In one of his videos ask sam suturdays th-cam.com/video/IB-aYjjommA/w-d-xo.html a guy in the comments commented Ask Sam Saturday:- Is Sam short-form of Samuel Or Samantha? lol 😅 and in his latest video he answerd this guy th-cam.com/video/ssR82MgaYhs/w-d-xo.html If its not sam how cab he aswer him
@@lolnoobgaming1971 I’m saying that the channel is not run by him, and that he’s not the one uploading the videos. However, the audio is most definitely him, and it is most likely taken from his livestreams
ive been using this website since nigahiga was considered a small creator, but i think the return of sam will be the greatest moment in this website's history. only channel i have the bell on
FYI, just from a simple Google search of "where is Sam onella" and reading the first reddit that came up, seems Sammy Boi is just dealing with school and possibly dealing with his job after school. His most recent activity (that I saw on the aforementioned reddit thread) was that he replied to someone asking after his wellbeing that "it's okay, school just sucks and is eating up all my time". Sam-e is just living his life unlike us chumps who come back to this specific video and even do Google searches to see if he's fine.
That page has been up for a while with no new info. The pandemic changed a lot of things for people, and I’m not so sure that Sam is in the same state of mind to be a content creator now. Sam was in college when this video was posted, I was also still in college when this video was posted. I’m now a year removed from obtaining my bachelors and so much has changed in such little time, I no longer have a lot of time for many of the things that occupied my time during the day before, and I think Sam has the same issue now.
He has 4 million subs and a devoted following. The bozo could just drop out and do this full time and make more than he ever would working full time. Must be something else
@@Hidden_Seeker_ do u realise that this could also be bad for him his videos aren t exeactly kid friendly soo he can t use ads yes he gets sponsored by skillshare but lets imagine this he drops out and does yt full time and for some god damn reason he doesn t get sponsors for 2 videous that took a lot of time to make and now let s say he gets ill well now he has no job and probably no chance to do videos and if he is in USA he probably doesn t have insurance and is in student debt and medical debt but on the other hand he might be successful and make it rich but there is a high risk for failure
Guys he's fine. He just got arrested for playing Fish Jenga, he'll come back when his sentence is up. Update: After reviewing the case, the court decided that sam was in fact not handling fish in suspicious circumstances. Sam is a free man
It's been a few months since Sam popped up again. I never knew about him until Reddit absolutely crashed knowing that he was back. I've been binge watching his videos everyday and it's awesome! This video was also hilarious. He deserves the throne and the crown 🫅.
Have you checked out his deleted videos? He has 3, Facts about Sigmund Freud (says the n-word), The Crimean war (supposedly inaccurate but that’s all I know) and the weirdest of them all, surrealism (made to make you uncomfortable)
Gary, now I know I was wrong I messed up, and now you're gone Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me Feeling this empty Your meow right now would sound like music to me Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary Gary, come home (Gary, come home) Gary, can't you see I was blind? I'll do anything to change your mind More than a pet, you're my best friend Too cool to forget Come back 'cause we are family And forgive me for making you wanna roam And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome Somewhere I hope you're reading My latest three-word poem Gary, come home Gary, come home (Gary, come home) Gary, come home (Gary, come home) Gary, come home (Gary, come home), ah Gary, come home Gary, come home Gary, won't you come home?
He's just busy. He'll be back soon. Edit: Every time you guys reply to this I die a little inside. Let me have my tiny shred of hope. Edit2: It's over it's all over. He's fucking dead Sam has been shredded into the void.
Just realized “Humid sacks of rice, hogs and bats sniffing each other, massive stereos” is a reference to bill murrays line in Ghostbusters. “Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!”
5:18 made me laugh so hard I’m getting light headed But you forgot that after the thing with the Iowa, every other us ship greeted the willie with “don’t shoot, we’re republicans”
I, followed a youtuber for 8 years till they magically appeared back out of no where, after 8 fucking years of inactivity on all media... I hope that's not the case for this guy... :v he's too cool to wait 8 years
This is worse than waiting for a new season of a show, he may never come back. I've never cared so much about a youtuber or a celebrities welfare before, like dude where are you? Are you okay? Do we need to send help?
Imagine going about everyday life and remembering you have a youtube channel with nearly 3 million people wondering where you have been for the past year
He walks among us, though we don't know who is him. Think about this next time you're out running an errand. The young lad whom you pass in the frozen foods section.......could be Sam
Buckle up boys, it’s almost the one year anniversary of this video. Either he will come back in a blaze of glory or our hope will slowly dissipate in the sea of mourning.
Did you ever stop and think that we don't deserve Sam O'Neilla? We are graced every few years with a video and we have the audacity to beg for more? Maybe the real lesson is the friends we made along the way.
Btw guys, Sam's not dead. He just had a lot of stress with his school and is trying his best to make new content some time in the future. He wrote it in a tweet from May 9th, so don't worry too much.
Aw, I hope he gets better, these are the most stressful moments of my life because of covid and beginning uni soon, can’t imagine how it must be for Sam
All I want is a 3 second video of you saying "I'm not dead," no editing or anything, just confirmation you're ok Edit: yes, I know now that the shorts channel is fake, and yes, I know he tweeted about it a few weeks ago. Thank you for telling me, but there's no need to keep spamming me about it
don't worry he will learn something new and come back with stuff cooler then ever like bill wurtz Edit: It looks like he already had the superior art style. Godspeed.
guys he's not dead, just really busy :( on may 9th he posted on his twitter, "sorry for vanishing for months on end, school just sucks. Expect something or other at some point soonish" ... we miss him and its sad but he have to understand how difficult it must be to manage a youtube channel, school, and life with the whole pandemic.
I love how he stopped uploading pretty much the same day I found and subbed to his channel. It's been TWO YEARS SAM COME HOME PLEASE THE CHILDREN MISS YOU
Update for the peeps, he's actually pursuing a major in chemical engineering, and should be back around the end of 2021. EDIT: It turns out its a bachelors degree, not a major. Um, so apparently not
I got recommended a video of his just moments ago and I nearly screamed hearing the music thinking he posted again finally… my heart just BROKE when seeing it was an old video… glad to see others are still here in the comments waiting on him though.
Father Sam, we are all parched. We are all starving, at the brink of death. We all hunger for your knowledge, and thirst for your humor. Papa, please come home.
*FDR was 31st president - I don't care what anyone says, Grover Cleveland is ONE PERSON and cannot be BOTH 22nd AND 24th! This silliness _must stop!!!_ Love you, Sam! 😘
One can only hope that he's been animating the "Sam O'Nella Movie" which is just 3 hours of useless information that we will never use anywhere else in our lives
The reason he hasn't returned yet is because he wants to teach us the most valuable lesson of all: patience. Edit: Well... it's been two years now. Just, uh... keep being patient, guys...
We wait impatiently for the return of Sam O’ Nella The Great. Just as the ancient texts foretold, once a decade the great knowledgeable one will fall into a deep slumber, besting even the laziest of bears. As he sleeps and sleeps he further plummets into a deeper and deeper dream, plagued by the loss of will to meet the constant demand of more information by these pesky mortals. The more they chant the more he sleeps, slowly losing power. Legend has it that when those who constantly demand further knowledge by this ancient deity cease their requests, this powerful being will awake. He will regain all power and temporarily be more powerful than anything has and ever will be.
*Gentlemen, As we are Approaching the 2nd year of Sam’s disappearance, the Anarchy has grown to strong for the military to control, May god be with us all.*
1:45, im pretty sure he was testing the radio sound and forget to switch back to his normal voice which is why the entire video sounds like it was made at the start of his channel
So many likes, yet no comments...what a shame it would be if the first comment is completely unrelated to it and doesn't bring anything to the conversation, wouldn't it?
My mom fucking did,IHAVE 4 BROTHERS GODDAMN IT STOP GETTING PREGNANT OR MAKE ME A SISTER WOMEN I NEED TO TEACH HER TO EAT DIRT AND CLIMB TREES IN MY GOBLIN CORE WAYS, BUT IVE GOT A NEW BROTHER TO DO SO, damn thing can’t walk yet so I waiting
I guess I'm the only kid on this website who didn't bat around fighter planes on the mobile above my crib as a child, go my whole career drawing human bodies as single black lines with ridiculous proportions and all is well but suddenly when I re-use a P51 whose tail fin and fuselage curvature is a little different than the Aichi D3A I was going for everyone shits the goddamn bed
Sam O'Nella Academy I guess so
Wtf sam
Get your shit together.
LOL
I legit had to read this multiple times to comprehend. And idk why.
The ship was so unlucky that almost 100 years later the microphone of a random guy in his 20's broke right before he started talking about it
Commenting because this is genius
Lol
It's not even the unluckiest ship. That would be Shinano or Taihou. or Any other ship that sank in less than a year.
I managed to break my coffee cup and accidentally cut myself from the broken cup as soon as I clicked this video.
@@ariancontreras4358 r/wooosh
He has awoken from his slumber once more to bless us with a small portion of his limitless knowledge only to return to hibernation
true dat
^
I know
It's like the great cthulus slumber
Thank goodness, I have been urning for this.
It has the same energy as:
"See you tomorrow!"
*Last online 5 years ago*
I'm not crying...you are!
Is someone chopping onions 😭
Why did you have to remind me of the countless times I've heard that
"NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!" - ep. 108 of Sonic '06
i think hes in college rn
The only kamikaze bomber who sunk a ship by missing it. There's inspiration in that.
The extra ludicrous part is that the deck of a ship is more armored than the bottom (though there is a huge chunk of lead there to balance the ship), and obviously most things in the bull are bolted to the floor for obvious reasons, so the kamikaze plane probably did MORE damage than of it hit normally
@@cheezebagz729the keel of a ship is more important then a mast. You can salvage a working mast from a broken one, like a motor
But the keel is the frame, and you wouldn't put a race car engine on a broken frame. Same logic
And before random people question "why not armor the hull more?". Physics, armor is weight. And you have to balance bouncy, armor, crew amenities and supplies
And to make an un sinkable ship, you need to build it bigger then the body of water you intend to sail in
Same logic in war
You eventually add more armor then you can use effectively
@@donovanulrich348 "bouncy" lol
@@donovanulrich348 in the past though. Modern day you can get away without any armor or at least ww2 destroyers levels of armor because of the fact naval arty isn't the main weapon of a ship and you have to worry about missiles and if you're really unlucky torpedoes that's specifically designed to break the ship's back (aka the keeel)
I can just imagine he comes back after a long time and he's just like: "hey kids"
Like he doesn't even acknowledge his hiatus
What if he says “Hey teenagers”
"Hey ki- uh... well, guess you aren't kids anymore...."
Or he could tacitly acknowledge it with things like "not since the incident" or something
@@fridgeonwheels5622 Anyone wanna put money on him calling a 118 year old a "kid?"
I mean, he's not wrong (by stretch of everyone here being someone's kid.)
If that happens, and he doesn't acknowledge it on Twitter either, I will dislike the video regardless of its actual quality. We deserve some kind of explanation, even if it's just the word "depressed." That would be enough for me.
October 2020: “Man I am so glad I discovered this Sam O’Nella, I can’t get enough of this guy!”
March 2022: “I really can’t get enough of this guy.”
Yeah
@@serge4ntsnu5fles Yeah
Absolutely
I watched every video of his I cannot get enough of him either and now it's been two years and I feel like I'm about to die of content starvation
I am glad this guy disappeared, i never liked his commentary.
Things to do:
•miss sam
•rewatch all of sams vids
•miss sam
Especially wen intoxicated 😂
Haha
repeat
He said he will come back check his reddit account
Don’t forget missing Sam
I just now realized that he made a god tier reference to Ghostbusters at 3:34
It was when Dr. Venkman said "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria."
Incredible
Thanks, I've been wondering what the "Hogs and bats sniffing each other" was about 😅
By one syllable off, that's almost a haiku.
i’ve been wondering what this joke was for years
Thank you for your service
*and when the world needed him most he vanished*
I'm worried my guy
Nate Connor He said he was stuck with school work and it’s taking up time, so he’ll post soon hopefully
When Sam disappeared GradeA UnderA comes back to youtube... coincidence? I think nooot
E2io Aditore12 gradeA isn’t that good, I prefer sam
Aditya 2407 yeah, me too, prefer Sam more... just makin a joke
The day when Sam comes back teaching kids will be the best comeback of our life time.
GradeAUnderA’s third comeback was pretty a pretty legendary comeback.
169 likes
@@TheDigileet A Month Ago.
His most recent post is him criticizing a Pokemon post.
One damn year
Hes coming back, most likely soon. He said he wanted topic ideas on his subreddit 61 days ago
A ship so incredibly unlucky, that making a video about it cursed Sam with enough schoolwork to crush an elephant.
Enough to crush Giles Corey? :P
@@charlieferme5274 Definitely.
Did the elephant go Ä?
@@corneliusquincydavenportic1913 no. You would have to bang on plane to make them make that sound.
a ship so unlucky, that making a comment about making the video about it cursed you with 666 likes forever.
Please come back kind sir.
Update: thank you for coming back kind sir
wish granted kid
Holy Shit. Who knew we just had to ask nicely?
I am surprised it worked
So all we had to do was ask him nicely?
Most students would just leave the classroom after 10 minutes if the teacher still hasn't shown up but we've been waiting for nearly two years for this man to draw his stick figures again.
HAHAHA
Search up jake farm
We are all proud students of the academy
@@simonpimentel4101 I don’t want State Farm I want Sam :(
@@d3_2009 There's a TH-camr that makes similar videos to Sam O' Nella that goes by Jake Farm...
We attend this academy for knowledge, but now he will teach us patience.. he will return when he thinks we are ready.
Dylon Smith Yes, lets not be pessimistic....... 😅🙂😐😕
Dylon Smith he died
The Wednesday Show With Mac what you speak is heresy.. bite your own tongue.
@@thewednesdayshowwithmac1702 dude proof?
I’m just here to remind you that still no video :(
Father, please come back, we are hungry, starving, dehydrated, we want to hear your voice again one last time. We are freezing because the heat in the academy has gone out, in turn our hands have shattered. Please come back, we miss you.
He will come back with the milk one day
@@T3nMiDGET5711 first mexican empire flag, I see you're a man of culture.
@@Ivan-Manzo yes
Same with Vsauce AND MINUTEPHYSICS!!! There Hasn't Been A Video From Them For Suuuch a Looooong, LOOOOONG Time. Those are my favourites. Then there are many more. Like Also Nigahiga, a Comedy Channel I used to be, completely, ADDICTED TO. Please Come Back Kings(and Queens Cuz Multiple People For MinutePhysics.
😢
Everyone: “THEY MISSED!”
Navigation Officer: “Not if I have anything to say about it…”
AND I DO!
Sash13 LMAO I needed that reference
@@Alex13501 I'M GOING TO SAY THE B WORD
cap: That's racist, you can't say the B word!
*clears throat* BANZAI!
Cc
Q
I feel like an ex that never got over Sam, constantly checking his social media to see what he's up to. I miss you, Mr. O'nella
Sameeew
sighh~~ me too :^(
You are not alone :(
Dont want him to turn like GradeA underA
@@kevonthompson1243 he came back and said he would stay then left :(
He'll come back when he thinks we are ready.
Yeah
We’ve been ready FOR OVER A YEAR!!!
damn, 160 likes on this comment in a day. Lot of people are hoping for a comeback
We are ready
I've been ready to hear his soft, supple, dulcet tones talk about the other presidential assassination that nobody talks about for more than a year. Do I have to tank the stocks of Conagra Brands to bring him back? Is that the sacrifice we need?
5:59 don't worry guys he's just learning "actual animation" and will at some point upload the best animation known to man
It happen I happy
"Except for you, you're going to clown college."
My sides, O'Nella, what have you done to them?
Oh haha. What a rascal
"But we are sending you and the rest of Carnival Cruiseline..."
That's comedy gold.
they were comedy uranium
!? Comedy Thorium*
@@Welsh7133 thorium is less radioactive so no uranium I knew what I was saying this ship radiates poor fortune even unto sam
He’s pulling a classic dad move. He’s just getting milk from the store
Guess we gotta win the lottery to get him back
I got bad news for you bro....
@@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 what is it
@@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038 what is it
Ya man
the day he returns (if ever) will be the happiest day of my life
Guess today is the happiest day of your life then
@@Dark139hunter YES IT IS! THANK YOU FOR NOTIFYING ME OF THIS! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Good ending :)
Boy do I got news for you
For those curious where he went,he announced on his Twitter that he needs a break cause of college. So don’t worry,he didn’t catch urethra cactus or anything
Oh hey! That's nice to hear! If you don't mind me asking, do you have the source for this?
@@neighborhoodnobody4005 his twitter
@@tetra4664 I figured. I just don't really know his Twitter, and I'm worried a troll is posing as him.
Can you link the tweet?
Thanks for the update :)
He’s not gone, the academy just got shut down cause of corona, he’ll be back, the academy will open again
🥺
OOOOOOOOOooooh!
October or November?
:(
He needs to do online school
he's gonna come back as an 80 year old man and be like, "sorry for the short hiatus, forgot my password lol" and we'll all come running back like the desperate starving street rats we are for that sweet sweet content and you damn well know it
edit: he’s back. he sounds a bit young for 80
I hope you can toot properlyt
my theory is he’s working on a one hour long supervideo with revised animation
Damn straight
Yeah
Everyone here will live to see that day out of hope and spite
Sam I am 28 years old. I have recently went through loosing technoblade as a content creator. And I know you are fine and I'm so happy you got another job and all is well. I love to hear about all these good things that happened to you. I just ask for you to please give us an update and let us all have a bitter sweet final tear filled laugh with you and your nonsinisical humor. You have been part of my house hold for years. I show your videos to my friends and my family has already watched everything. I re-watch all the time and I just would really appreciate some closure for the channel.
aint no way a 28 year old wrote this
here i thought that i'd never find someone who is experiencing the same this i am in this comment section
@@waltercommunitycollege1615 second language prob
@@gassug2 Or the person is just simply lying about their age
Go touch grass
Next time Sam comes back he'll have to say "hey adults" instead of "hey kids"
i come back every so often to check the new comments its been so long
Hes back th-cam.com/video/IB-aYjjommA/w-d-xo.html
@@lolnoobgaming1971 that’s not him
@@randallthescandall7029 thats him
In one of his videos ask sam suturdays th-cam.com/video/IB-aYjjommA/w-d-xo.html a guy in the comments commented Ask Sam Saturday:- Is Sam short-form of Samuel Or Samantha? lol 😅 and in his latest video he answerd this guy th-cam.com/video/ssR82MgaYhs/w-d-xo.html
If its not sam how cab he aswer him
@@lolnoobgaming1971 I’m saying that the channel is not run by him, and that he’s not the one uploading the videos. However, the audio is most definitely him, and it is most likely taken from his livestreams
The students of The Sam O’Nella Academy have been on the longest summer break known to man
second only to phineas and ferb
~104 days of summer vacation?
I miss him 😪
It's only been a year and a half
Anyone know what happened to the channel?
The world needs you Mr. O’Nella.
Sincerely,
The World.
@noru noru ●~● yes finally
No.
Za Warudo
i don’t wanna ruin the like count cuz it’s at 500
@@grim9040 sike
ive been using this website since nigahiga was considered a small creator, but i think the return of sam will be the greatest moment in this website's history. only channel i have the bell on
"Any ideas for future videos" literally anything at this point
anything
just a simple hey kids would do nicely
I would watch him clean a bathroom, I just want him back
sourcreampringles More swiss miss instant piss videos
He no longer is uploading rip
@@elijahevo6859 he just went to uni
FYI, just from a simple Google search of "where is Sam onella" and reading the first reddit that came up, seems Sammy Boi is just dealing with school and possibly dealing with his job after school. His most recent activity (that I saw on the aforementioned reddit thread) was that he replied to someone asking after his wellbeing that "it's okay, school just sucks and is eating up all my time". Sam-e is just living his life unlike us chumps who come back to this specific video and even do Google searches to see if he's fine.
Maybe one day he shall return when he is needed most
That page has been up for a while with no new info. The pandemic changed a lot of things for people, and I’m not so sure that Sam is in the same state of mind to be a content creator now. Sam was in college when this video was posted, I was also still in college when this video was posted. I’m now a year removed from obtaining my bachelors and so much has changed in such little time, I no longer have a lot of time for many of the things that occupied my time during the day before, and I think Sam has the same issue now.
He has 4 million subs and a devoted following. The bozo could just drop out and do this full time and make more than he ever would working full time. Must be something else
@@Hidden_Seeker_ do u realise that this could also be bad for him his videos aren t exeactly kid friendly soo he can t use ads yes he gets sponsored by skillshare but lets imagine this he drops out and does yt full time and for some god damn reason he doesn t get sponsors for 2 videous that took a lot of time to make and now let s say he gets ill well now he has no job and probably no chance to do videos and if he is in USA he probably doesn t have insurance and is in student debt and medical debt but on the other hand he might be successful and make it rich but there is a high risk for failure
@@Hidden_Seeker_ college is expensive, dropping out for any reason feels dumb af when you’ve already spend so much money
Guys he's fine. He just got arrested for playing Fish Jenga, he'll come back when his sentence is up.
Update: After reviewing the case, the court decided that sam was in fact not handling fish in suspicious circumstances. Sam is a free man
Have no fear, he will return
OHHH NNNOOO FIIISSSHH JENGA HASSS AA DEEAATH SEnTAnCe
Unlawful porcupine sex
@@crypt5129 guys guys guys it’s cool: i’m actually a hedgehog
Whats fish jenga
It's been a few months since Sam popped up again. I never knew about him until Reddit absolutely crashed knowing that he was back. I've been binge watching his videos everyday and it's awesome! This video was also hilarious. He deserves the throne and the crown 🫅.
Sam has taught us everything we need to know to survive. He’ll only come back when the world truly needs his knowledge again.
learned:used 2 swiss miss packet to make hot chocolate perfectly
I need it now, so...
Learned: Elephants go ÄÙÊ! when you bang on metal.
I mean I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds so what other knowledge do I need?
Have you checked out his deleted videos? He has 3, Facts about Sigmund Freud (says the n-word), The Crimean war (supposedly inaccurate but that’s all I know) and the weirdest of them all, surrealism (made to make you uncomfortable)
Let's be honest, he was probably handling fish in suspicious circumstances
IS THAT FUCKING FISH JANGA
_NO_
He got urethra cactus
@@Hanzel06 but he said he would end it then and there if he did :(
He shall return after the salmon sentence is served
come back
Rip
yes
You? Watching him? It all makes sense
Yo even buffy wants tou back
A man of culture
Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home), ah
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?
Sam, come back, we will join skill share we promise.
I would like to take a Skillshare course on how to summon Sam back
@@LucasBell420 im taking it right now
@@nicoco678 did it work? do you now know how to summon him?
@@ZaidosY no, but now ik how to use auto desk sketchbook if that helps
@@nicoco678 wtf is auto desk sketchbook lol
It’s not that he’s gone that hurts, it’s that he never said goodbye
He's just busy. He'll be back soon.
Edit: Every time you guys reply to this I die a little inside. Let me have my tiny shred of hope.
Edit2: It's over it's all over. He's fucking dead Sam has been shredded into the void.
I wish he will return because if he did he would cure me of boredom
He’s the new gradeAunderA leaving us for 3 years
Boring Bubbles7 you just had to bring that up 😭
Where did sam go
i’m hoping the only reason he’s been gone for so long is because he’s been making a 10 hour video on everything we’d ever need to know
I was just thinking that
I believe he said something about college, but I've just heard that from others
atleast me know he is alive, he has made afew social media posts on reddit and shit
@@Michael-nc1gd tbh he could just post his videos to his own site that you need to pay to watch and post on it and he could be set
@Edward Wilson well he could also just have a patrion so he does not have to put ads on the site
Just realized “Humid sacks of rice, hogs and bats sniffing each other, massive stereos” is a reference to bill murrays line in Ghostbusters. “Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!”
Was that it!? I genuinely just thought he was shitposting Sam-style and didn't think anything of it
We should've joined skillshare. We didn't listen.
Now we lost our saviour.
😔
frick
I TOOK IT FOR GRANTED. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were fools, all of us!
@@timmythetechpriest5177 yeah
5:18 made me laugh so hard I’m getting light headed
But you forgot that after the thing with the Iowa, every other us ship greeted the willie with “don’t shoot, we’re republicans”
I don't care if this is true or not, it made me laugh.
Dude, I just realised that the Iowa is one of the worlds biggest battleships lol
@@ritagasper1958 she was also the last bb to serve in the world, she was around until like the 80s
Rita Gasper pride of the US Navy
Fucking hell I'm wheezing. That 'Banzai' annihilated me.
Dad, I’ll never complain about dry cereal again, so please come back
i prefer dry cereal
Why isnt he making any videos?
@@blowncreations8179 he posted on twitter that the pandemic and school work had him caught up, but I would assume he would have posted again by now.
Oof
@@HoobyTheOriginal din mamma gay fortfarande tho😳
The world needs you Samuel!
The current lesson he’s teaching is patience.
And oh boi, is he trying mine.
Same ToT
I, followed a youtuber for 8 years till they magically appeared back out of no where, after 8 fucking years of inactivity on all media...
I hope that's not the case for this guy... :v he's too cool to wait 8 years
@@Reiikz That sounds like... hell. who could that possibly be?
Worst lesson yet
This is worse than waiting for a new season of a show, he may never come back. I've never cared so much about a youtuber or a celebrities welfare before, like dude where are you? Are you okay? Do we need to send help?
Imagine going about everyday life and remembering you have a youtube channel with nearly 3 million people wondering where you have been for the past year
He walks among us, though we don't know who is him. Think about this next time you're out running an errand. The young lad whom you pass in the frozen foods section.......could be Sam
@@jondaniels4325 I mean only people living in Delaware
@@jondaniels4325 AMONG US SUS
@@jondaniels4325 He walks WHERE?
@@noobmaster1186 cring
Sammy, come home.
We all miss you.
He is stuck in uni
@@sarahwinter2339 he's dying out there
Please Sam we need you more than ever
This is taking the, “I’m going to get milk,” to a whole another level
Lmao
I think he’s doing the side quests that’s why it’s taking him so long to get the milk
why is your profile pic green if your name is purple person
@@martinez_941d are u colorblind? Or am i colorblind cuz i think it's red
@@Lilyofthevalley1888 it is red
When you’re so bad at being a ship that the President sends you to Alaska so you don’t explode anything.
And then a drunk carnival crewmate explodes flowers instead
I prefer how Potential History put it: This whole thing isn't working out so I'm sending you to the japanese.
Buckle up boys, it’s almost the one year anniversary of this video. Either he will come back in a blaze of glory or our hope will slowly dissipate in the sea of mourning.
bois*
bill wurtz did that so...
I can bring the cake
Yeah but Bill Wurtz was open about how he planned to come back in a year anyway. Nothing from Sam afaik.
Hopefully he comes back like fearless and bill wirtz
Did you ever stop and think that we don't deserve Sam O'Neilla? We are graced every few years with a video and we have the audacity to beg for more? Maybe the real lesson is the friends we made along the way.
Btw guys, Sam's not dead. He just had a lot of stress with his school and is trying his best to make new content some time in the future. He wrote it in a tweet from May 9th, so don't worry too much.
**yes**
Ok thx
@@jepi1228 You're welcome
Hey that my bday!
Aw, I hope he gets better, these are the most stressful moments of my life because of covid and beginning uni soon, can’t imagine how it must be for Sam
dang even after a year the anticipation for his return is quite strong. kudos to yall
Yeah no I lost hope. I’m just rewatching
Yeah, the community is extremely good
Well be waiting.
Just waiting
Damn 4 days ago
"Fortunately no crew members were taken away"
*EXCEPT FOR THE ONE THAT WA-*
What hahaha
Except for the one that was
F in the chat lads
I can’t believe the Willie D did so much damage while pulling out
I did not have those relations
Sam o’nellas actual intro: “This video is sponsored by skill share.”
Yaaaaaasssssss
Courtney Inman yes*
Also dashlane
We should be glad, Skillshare is the main reason we get new videos every month
HEH
Don’t worry the police will release him soon, he just got arrested for playing fish Jenga
I fucking told him not to but nooo he wanted the prize money
It’s been almost a year
Again!?
Thank you........ I needed a little smile after coming back here....
He was blinded by the lifetime supply of ragu
Sam takes quality over quantity very seriously.
very true
its going to be the 2nd year tomorrow where he haven't uploaded ):
@@pufftiloe why do I see you everywhere?
and as it happens, this is our second year gone without our o'nella. sad
It's the reverse with you
If Sam comes back he will be #1 on trending for days. If.
All I want is a 3 second video of you saying "I'm not dead," no editing or anything, just confirmation you're ok
Edit: yes, I know now that the shorts channel is fake, and yes, I know he tweeted about it a few weeks ago. Thank you for telling me, but there's no need to keep spamming me about it
He's got a shorts channel that he posts on infrequently still.
@@TheRavenofSin do you have a link to it? It's not linked to on the about page
@@xarfram it's just "Sam O'nella shorts".
@@TheRavenofSin interesting, I'll check it out
@@TheRavenofSin I don't think that's an official channel from him though
Only Sam would have the audacity to hit 3M after not uploading for a year
oh my gosh
Lol
For a second I though your pfp was Jhon (from Garfield) in a Sombrero
@@Coughdropeater so specific
@@SunSunMarine im very specific when it comes to describing stuff, unlike my mom who says " can you give me that thing "
I see you too are here once again, to scroll through the comments about "when is Sam coming back" we all are. Pain
I was hoping to find more comments making fun of the dipship tbh
Damn, get out of my head
pain
He isn’t
I’ve been caught..
He didnt say goodbye. If you dont say goodbye, your never really gone...
*Just not here right now..*
don't worry he will learn something new and come back with stuff cooler then ever like bill wurtz
Edit: It looks like he already had the superior art style. Godspeed.
How are u verified
I just came here to see if someone was writing about Bill Wurtz. I am not disappointed.
@@bobbobby1669 It’s a group of TH-camrs whose leader is also called Horizon
its horizon! hail horizon
I hope I need my salmonella woah i never thought I’d say that sentence
When Sam comes back, there's gonna be a huge celebration. A celebration so huge that it'll be a noteworthy historical event.
Your not wrong
Sam’s not coming back I don’t think
@@M808B_Scorpion i dont think that youre right
@@Blahaj_Gaming847 I don’t know he’s gone for a whole year I don’t see why he would just reappear
@@M808B_Scorpion what happenes to bill wurtz?
Guys, he was just handling fish suspiciously and got arrested.
He never should’ve flown out to the British salmon Museum
IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA
@@CheeseLord1216 NOO
He got away for the first time because he actually did it with a Hedgehog and not a porcupine
@@Destroyer_Of_Rats I think you got it backwards my friend
The Bonzai joke is probably the best joke I've ever seen
Sam: **uses American p51d drawn as a japanese bomber**
History buffs: "So you have chosen death"
"EVASIVE MANEUVERS"
*slide whistle intensifies*
Im dead
Dismault my poor dog was woken up from sleep and looked at me like I did it
Big Bill Wurtz energy in that gag.
@@Hailey-bz2ym My dog used to sniff the floor after farting, like the floor did it.
So is sam
4:14
Due to budget cuts, Sam has to cut and paste Roosevelt's arm, severing all the bones and muscles, leaving his hand on the chair.
I like the sound effect it made when he snapped it back in
How can Sam O Neil have budget cuts?
Bold of you to assume he had bones and muscles in the first place
I mean, that was just his hand. If surgeon simulator taught me anything, he'll live
oh my
I love seeing the comments from 1 year ago missing him when he's back now
guys he's not dead, just really busy :( on may 9th he posted on his twitter, "sorry for vanishing for months on end, school just sucks. Expect something or other at some point soonish"
...
we miss him and its sad but he have to understand how difficult it must be to manage a youtube channel, school, and life with the whole pandemic.
I see
Oh thank god, just gotta make sure he's alive
That's great news I thought he quit
Oh ok thx
Yes but he hasn't been active on Twitter since June 4th
He commented on a Reddit post 3 days ago... Said "it's ok, school just sucks and is eating up all my time"
Thank you for your reassurance in this time of uncertainty
Wondering where the king went
what the fuck. Why is he so nice in his FB page
The king shall return. There is great succor in this friend, thank you.
Chris&January Williamson the hero we didnt know we needed
this is our punishment for not signing up to a monthly subscription to skillshare
No we just graduated from Sam o Nella University
@@MarcTelang he’s taught us all he can.
The time has come to take back the surface world! Rise loaf children! Take back the surface!
Sam o nella shorts.
Your welcome
@@AnimatedTerror you my son, you shall be the one with all the figgy pudding
Good god. It’s all our fault.
I love how he stopped uploading pretty much the same day I found and subbed to his channel. It's been TWO YEARS SAM COME HOME PLEASE THE CHILDREN MISS YOU
Update for the peeps, he's actually pursuing a major in chemical engineering, and should be back around the end of 2021.
EDIT: It turns out its a bachelors degree, not a major.
Um, so apparently not
Thanks for the info
@@kymation No problem
Good to know, thanks Comrade
He better teach us some science then
@@debildebilov7504 oh don't worry, he'll do well
I got recommended a video of his just moments ago and I nearly screamed hearing the music thinking he posted again finally… my heart just BROKE when seeing it was an old video… glad to see others are still here in the comments waiting on him though.
dont worry his just focusing on his study's
Well...
@@alguemrandom422 do I have news for you!
WELL LOOK WHERE WE AT NOW🥳🥳🥳
Rejoice for he doth return!
Father Sam, we are all parched. We are all starving, at the brink of death. We all hunger for your knowledge, and thirst for your humor. Papa, please come home.
Meow
MEOW!
@@stupidproductions236 ?
Oh wow I just saw all the fuckos who liked this. cool
MEOW!!!
"I'm a fella with rubella" were the last words we heard him say
*FDR was 31st president - I don't care what anyone says, Grover Cleveland is ONE PERSON and cannot be BOTH 22nd AND 24th! This silliness _must stop!!!_
Love you, Sam! 😘
Imagine he comes back after a year with a 3 hour epic documentary
Please I need it
I’m hopeful.
@@laurahuynh8333 same
@@laurahuynh8333 same here
Lmao he’s coming back now check the Reddit
One can only hope that he's been animating the "Sam O'Nella Movie" which is just 3 hours of useless information that we will never use anywhere else in our lives
That’s not Sam O’Nella that’s just school
I hope
I think he retired
Edit:For some idiots who don't understand what "time" means. Sam is back and this comment was made before his new upload
@@youraveragebrazillian2762 probably
@@youraveragebrazillian2762 stop no I refuse to believe it
The reason he hasn't returned yet is because he wants to teach us the most valuable lesson of all: patience.
Edit: Well... it's been two years now. Just, uh... keep being patient, guys...
FUCK PATIENCE I NEED HIM NOWWWWWWS
well i fucking hate this new lesson
No we graduated from the academy
wrong lesson. he’s teaching us to move on
@@toaster9922 do not fear, my appliance friend. I have faith that he will return for us soon enough.
This is why we missed you sam. Glad yer back for now.
It seems like Tarrare got to him, poor Sam
He might still be alive! Tarrare eat me halfway!
Wat
F in the chat. Tarrare is a bastard.
Seems like Tarrare contracted Sam o nella
Your pfp scares me
“til next time”
ok sam... i trust you [starts crying]
Its been a year now
@@juliusnepos6013 Daddy sam will come back . I know he cause he promised to me
Top 10 sadest anime moments
why is this comment so fucking funny
Last online 1 year ago
We wait impatiently for the return of Sam O’ Nella The Great. Just as the ancient texts foretold, once a decade the great knowledgeable one will fall into a deep slumber, besting even the laziest of bears. As he sleeps and sleeps he further plummets into a deeper and deeper dream, plagued by the loss of will to meet the constant demand of more information by these pesky mortals. The more they chant the more he sleeps, slowly losing power. Legend has it that when those who constantly demand further knowledge by this ancient deity cease their requests, this powerful being will awake. He will regain all power and temporarily be more powerful than anything has and ever will be.
To put it in the language of the mortals;
Everyone asks where is Sam
But nobody asks how is Sam
So uhh when will he wake???
This comment is sponsored by skillshare
Ikr I’m waiting
Yes
Sam. The world needs you.
Damn the ship has such bad luck that talking about it makes you disappear
Lol
to soon
Ues
🤫
lol
It’s been 1 year boys. We shall celebrate by destroying a Swiss miss factory.
INSTANT PISS
YES
For the glory of the king
God that hurts
@I I TO SAM!
*Gentlemen, As we are Approaching the 2nd year of Sam’s disappearance, the Anarchy has grown to strong for the military to control, May god be with us all.*
Gman k I said we are getting close to the 7th month, not that we were already in it.
M4T T check he’s Twitter
*i estimate that by the 7th month, we shall be dead*
The uprising begins.
We need to find a new Sam or the chaos will destroy us all
1:45, im pretty sure he was testing the radio sound and forget to switch back to his normal voice which is why the entire video sounds like it was made at the start of his channel
“Hey, kids.” Words from a long lost legend.
So many likes, yet no comments...what a shame it would be if the first comment is completely unrelated to it and doesn't bring anything to the conversation, wouldn't it?
“When the student is ready the teacher will appear. When the student is truly ready the teacher will disappear.” ― Lao Tzu
He might of died of corona or lost someone important , its kinda suspicious his disapperance lined up with the outbreak of corona so much.
@@nia.d33 apparently he went to uni so i don’t think he’s dead
@@potes-_-9525 what’s the difference?
@@iillililillliliilliiililil5066
University is worse, or so I’ve heard.
@@potes-_-9525 He’s in year 4 of Chemical Engineering, so if he’s not dead, he’ll just wish he were
People litterally could've made another human being with how long this mans has been gone
My mom fucking did,IHAVE 4 BROTHERS GODDAMN IT STOP GETTING PREGNANT OR MAKE ME A SISTER WOMEN I NEED TO TEACH HER TO EAT DIRT AND CLIMB TREES IN MY GOBLIN CORE WAYS, BUT IVE GOT A NEW BROTHER TO DO SO, damn thing can’t walk yet so I waiting
@@perrytheplatypus4051 what
@@phroggie1242 same question
@@perrytheplatypus4051 ex-fucking-cuse me
@@perrytheplatypus4051 I barely understood that but I love to eat dirt and climb trees too