Alien Isolation (3) - Hurt Locker

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  • Ripley returns to the medbay to attempt to get the doctor's passcode for Dr Kuhlman. However the resident alien, Vlad is determined to make life difficult.

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  • @eelcoblaauw6689
    @eelcoblaauw6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Ripley: I must not be detected, so I'll sneak my way through quietly.
    Also Ripley: *unholy loud slamming of locker doors*

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Captain:"okay we must be as sneaky as possible"
      Also captain: *GRENAADEE*

    • @clayman1980
      @clayman1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's okay, the Alien has been intentionally programmed to not hear the locker or the torch. Feel free to slam away.

    • @atictac5492
      @atictac5492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the sound is the equivalent of a vacuum that just got switched to its maximum

    • @stephaneneron
      @stephaneneron 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wish there was a use of analog joystick to close the locker door gently, so it make less and less noise when closing... So, if you dont take care of closing the door gently, youre fucked

  • @dylanstaples95
    @dylanstaples95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    it scared the shit out of me when the sonic song came

  • @markmccoll657
    @markmccoll657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    My heart fell through my arse when sonic started playing.

    • @ozielsouza1855
      @ozielsouza1855 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark McColl it didn't scare me?

    • @markmccoll657
      @markmccoll657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oziel Souza I put headphones on and was alone in the dark with the volume a bit too high. That's how I watch horror playthrough's, I don't know about yourself but everyone is different at getting scared and about twice I was genuinely scared/jump scared during this playthrough and this was easily the one that got me the most!

    • @韩依洛泰
      @韩依洛泰 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I literally jumped while sitting

    • @subandanasingh2526
      @subandanasingh2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Gutts will take care of u

  • @VoiceKulaka
    @VoiceKulaka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    future needs alien-proof vents.

    • @dakotajones9922
      @dakotajones9922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      how about man operated turrets and vents that arent easy to navigate through

    • @Gourdgon
      @Gourdgon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ToxicTV TRUE

    • @Billbo_Swagginsu
      @Billbo_Swagginsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To be fair those aren't vents, but rather maintenance tunnels. They act as a gateway though it seems for the vents as well.

    • @notyou2353
      @notyou2353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, whose brilliant idea was it to design vents that a larger than an adult Human creature could crawl through!? Do serial killers not exist in that universe or something? What about illicit substance smugglers? You know, the people who'd totally use such out of the way dark paths if they were available!?
      I guess something can be said for vents that large being easy on maintenance personnel...

    • @jayadevashok2070
      @jayadevashok2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed

  • @daniellee5147
    @daniellee5147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I didn't waste my money on this because I knew if I played it I'd spend 100% of the time in a locker too afraid to leave lol.

    • @babakhanoushii
      @babakhanoushii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Daniel Lockaby And that's not even safe for long, you gotta hold your breath or it drags you out lol.

    • @hazellevesque3626
      @hazellevesque3626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Haha Im watching this video while playing the game hiding in a locker

    • @chloet9263
      @chloet9263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When I got this game I always hid in lockers hoping it would not come..lol.

    • @raquelcano2752
      @raquelcano2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know your comment is 2 years ago but that's so true. I bought mine and I lived in lockers under tables and shit n.n

    • @ronipletikosa
      @ronipletikosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well, i got fooled, i crouched my way through the game and was too stupid to use noisemakers so i always waited or in worst case: flamethrower, i also always had (still do) 500/500 fuel. now, i dont spend time in lockers so much anmore because i read that if the motion tracker says the alien is at least 70 meters away, you can stand up and walk and so you can do stuff quickers and avoid the alien. its risky tho yes

  • @diannmccarty1590
    @diannmccarty1590 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    It's so funny 😂 when you zoom into the alien and say "NOPE ".

  • @joshuahowles-bowker8851
    @joshuahowles-bowker8851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    congratulations you soggy beef grease you just made me shit myself from a sonic the hedgehog theme 2:10

    • @JOSHGD
      @JOSHGD 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Soggy beef grease lol

  • @brandoncampbell3161
    @brandoncampbell3161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Seriously this channel deserves way more subs and likes, the captions are what make it hilarious XD

    • @222333aaaaaa
      @222333aaaaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crimson raider agreed

    • @lucinda8897
      @lucinda8897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maciek Bokina why? I rlly like this channel

  • @Widdermaker
    @Widdermaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Why are Kukkakau’s “Alien Isolation” videos the best? The commentary!!! My wife keeps asking me “What are you laughing at? I thought that game was supposed to be scary!”

  • @SpicyDeddy
    @SpicyDeddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I wonder how many people cringed in anger when he skipped those maps lol good vid man do more alien stuff in the last one

    • @ednagaley7239
      @ednagaley7239 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The game didn’t tell that he could update the map until he got close to one. MarkIplier did the same thing.

  • @Captainkiller456
    @Captainkiller456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    why you never update map, feel like I'm backseat gaming here

    • @barelyprotestant5365
      @barelyprotestant5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He also skipped at least two save points, and a LOT of items.

    • @9s13
      @9s13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup 😂😂

    • @aleksandarjovic4457
      @aleksandarjovic4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is not gameplay or walktrough, this is a funny hide and seek :) Its joke

  • @crystalcut6658
    @crystalcut6658 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    This is one of those games where you watch someone play and you're like: "Why are they freaking out? iT'S NO BIG DEAL, BRUH!" But then you actually play the game and your entire vocabulary goes out the door as you either say one of five things:
    "IS HE GONE??? PLEASE TELL ME HE'S GONE!"
    "I WANNA GO HOME!"
    "NO NO NO NO FUCKFUCKFUCK!"
    "GODDAMN ANDROIDS!!!"
    "NOT THE VENTS! NOT THE VENTS!"
    Yeah.... This game is basically Stress Simulator 3000.
    (love that Sonic X reference by the way. Subscribed!)

    • @MrA16Music
      @MrA16Music 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG the android part... That was so fucking freaky

    • @notobiwan
      @notobiwan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Am I the only one who prefers the alien IN the vents? :D It scared me shit out every time he left them and it was like the coast is clear when he entered the vents

    • @Nok_Sul
      @Nok_Sul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Double edged sword I suppose, it then means he can pop out anywhere.

    • @Gourdgon
      @Gourdgon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.... yes it is

    • @lumbago9652
      @lumbago9652 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crystal Cut, that happened to me. I didn't expect it to be so scary

  • @EskoMorko_
    @EskoMorko_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Damn. I hated San Cristobal Med Facility so much. Narrow corridors, very few places to hide, corpses everywhere and that Xeno constantly breathing on your neck.

    • @stop3781
      @stop3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @A Beautiful 2014 Toyota Corolla how that-.. nvm im not even bothering to explain

    • @barelyprotestant5365
      @barelyprotestant5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @A Beautiful 2014 Toyota Corolla your mom easy

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A Beautiful 2014 Toyota Corolla Play it on Nightmare Mode then. I guarantee that you’ll be pissing your pants.

    • @grizzamundo
      @grizzamundo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Look, everybody entitled to their own opinion. But Corolla, we all know you played on novice.

    • @ServantOfPriss
      @ServantOfPriss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why it's the best part of the game. I loved Isolation, but I feel it kinda falls apart in trying to be "epic" after Gemini.

  • @mingiasi
    @mingiasi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    when it ran right past him it really scared me.. like you could literally touch it as it passed.

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I called the one in my game Rudy the Rude Xenomorph 'cause he stalks me and makes me scream even though I've done nothing to it

    • @HypoZilla
      @HypoZilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      David Cortes mine is the same to kukakkau's Alien. he's Vlad and the rest later in game is cuddles

    • @Gourdgon
      @Gourdgon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've called mine Sarah, like my sister, since they are both VERY ANNOYING.

    • @haydencrum561
      @haydencrum561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      David Cortes I'll called my xenomorph ace because it always found me and stalked me too much

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David Cortes i call mine Michael, after one of my best friends who happens to be a jurk and aways wants to kill me :3

    • @HypoZilla
      @HypoZilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nem Wed show Michael who's boss! That's a compliment

  • @saxenaarnav2001
    @saxenaarnav2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Facts for noobs, the reason why he got screwed in the lockers is because of the tracker, alien can hear the beep too. Also when hiding in lockers and small lockers, press s or the joystick down to move back. You will see the full tracker. The times when it is moving too fast that it even crosses you is because it is running in the vents. It can move freely in the lockers as if there are no vent... Well, yes there are no vents tbh. Last thing, new players shouldn't know this but Alien always know where you are. Yes, always. Reason behind is is if it will not it will be an easy game like outlast - a predictable game. You know how the AI works in that game, right? Shitty AI for a great game...
    Coming back to the alien, the game gives your position to alien but not the correct position. It will never know where you are exactly. You already know the reason for that.
    Other than thatI really recommend this game. If you like fps, horror, and survival - you should definitely check this game. It is actually as easy as csgo to run on your 3-5 year old pc with graphics tho. Try it mann

    • @Elgallo1107
      @Elgallo1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Correct me if I’m wrong but there are two AI’s the director and the alien the director tells the alien where you are in a general area but the alien has no clue exactly where you are it is programmed to hunt you pretty much the same thing you said now that I think about it

    • @saxenaarnav2001
      @saxenaarnav2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Elgallo1107 Indeed. There is only one alien. For example in Outlast, there are certain points you get international chase scenes by Chris Walker. After a certain time it gets annoying rather than scary!
      That changed with Alien Isolation, their intension was that alien can hear your every step and all which triggers the alien to chase you and find you. That's hard mann

    • @Elgallo1107
      @Elgallo1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HS protracted Gaming no no no the director isn’t another alien it’s not something you can see it just tells the alien where to search for you

    • @saxenaarnav2001
      @saxenaarnav2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elgallo1107 I know man, I just was clarifying the statement. And yes you were right.

    • @Elgallo1107
      @Elgallo1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HS protracted Gaming oh ok my bad

  • @kent7673
    @kent7673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    jesus... that sonic theme song scarred the shit out of me... i thought the xenomorph was about to chase him.

    • @harrytheninj6328
      @harrytheninj6328 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murilo you can extend it with high explosives
      Or fire
      Lots of fire

  • @CCMoxxi
    @CCMoxxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    At 6:50 I realized the point of turning air purification off, I’m like “Oh it’s to make it so that the alien can’t see.”

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ye, I thought it was to choke out the alien in the vents to make him search on ground, but this helps way better

    • @thisisfine.4784
      @thisisfine.4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh I never knew that! Will do this when I get to play it again 😂

    • @Sarahpurple12
      @Sarahpurple12 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't even register that until I saw your comment. Good to know

  • @albin8727
    @albin8727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    2:08
    WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
    I died a little

  • @SheWraith
    @SheWraith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I walked on Hard and Nightmare. There is no reason to crouch when he is in the vents. ^_^ But I did start playing this game sneaking everywhere. I was overly cautious. If you stay in one place too long, he just keeps sticking close.

    • @MrLaptopus
      @MrLaptopus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it can hear footsteps when you're close but not otherwise

    • @clayman1980
      @clayman1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can walk on high difficulties but it can hear you if it's close enough. Same goes for the other foes.

    • @ixpNees
      @ixpNees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Seph That's where I decided to walk, and seriously when I got out of the locker, if I bent over and moved, it would get closer, but it would only move away when I walked.

    • @redsquarejay
      @redsquarejay ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the biggest difference on nightmare mode? Compared to easy?

    • @ixpNees
      @ixpNees ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redsquarejay The biggest difference is your survival rate, the alien's vision increases when you play in the nightmare difficulty, it easily notices you when you are hiding in corners, apart from that, there is also the full work of its artificial intelligence can understand that you are constantly hiding in the same place and he randomly checks the hiding places in the environment, for sure you cannot prevent it by holding your breath It starts to collect data seriously to kill you

  • @christophermundy2382
    @christophermundy2382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    that fucking sonic song made me jump more than anything in the damn game

  • @michaelcairns8778
    @michaelcairns8778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The elevator music when he's hiding in the locker. Perfection!!

  • @dataredacted1426
    @dataredacted1426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    to be honest, the fastest I've ever DARED to go was standing up to walk across the room.
    "I'm not the only one, right?"

    • @hmm396
      @hmm396 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what you should of been doing in the first place, you don’t crouch, you walk and then crouch when the alien is close. As far as sprinting, well you better do it only when you need to desperately

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does he hear you walking? If not why crouch all the time?

    • @hmm396
      @hmm396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MH player It depends on the proximity and the type of surroundings. Walking is of course louder and the alien will hear you definitely if you walk when it’s close, crouching makes less noise. You listen to the details and absorb, that’s when you know if it’s safe to walk or crouch. But walking is still immensely more quieter than sprinting of course, so walk when the alien isn’t close and it doesn’t have sight of you. You should not crouch all the time, if anything you should walk more, but crouching is necessary at times

    • @evolvingsoul2370
      @evolvingsoul2370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well running is reserved for areas where the alien ain't. Because if he's in that location you signed your death warrant. If it sees you and you chose to run you might as well restart the save/checkpoint.
      Tbh the only thing you should make a beeline for is an elevator and you had better be within four feet at least.

  • @friendlystoryphantom2043
    @friendlystoryphantom2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Every time I hear one of the Wall Vents open, my heart rate increases a little because it sounds kind of like the Alien hissing 😅

  • @Jastro88
    @Jastro88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    2:09 Song made me crap myself.

    • @Gourdgon
      @Gourdgon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jastro88 same with everyone else here

    • @thanosdevito
      @thanosdevito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta go fast

  • @winter_brick_studios2831
    @winter_brick_studios2831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Him: "This room wasn't on map"
    Me: You're not updating your map! Those glowing white angle squares? Those panels update your map, dude. Even Markiplier missed those....

    • @legesflute
      @legesflute 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah that was hilarious

  • @vladimirjeger
    @vladimirjeger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Room A29 bruh, A29 :D also, you need to update your map on those bright terminals in the corridor. Anyway, great videos and great commentary. Your comments are hilarious

  • @eggsnkrumps6714
    @eggsnkrumps6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    there was a glitch where i was in the locker and the alien would just stand in front of it
    not moving like he knew i was in there
    i was forced to just accept death and exit the spot and die >:(

  • @apex_7766
    @apex_7766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    14:11 Just ignore the fact that it's a gorefest in there, go on, it's safe.

  • @randumbcrits6125
    @randumbcrits6125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    For anyone having trouble with this part, at 2:49 in the room across from the vent there is a save station.

    • @sirkewbic5583
      @sirkewbic5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RandumbCrits And you can get a blueprint

    • @arosch_213
      @arosch_213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuck me I played the whole medbay part in 1 go praying and shitting myself because I couldn't find a save point. I made it first try though

    • @barelyprotestant5365
      @barelyprotestant5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you guys...not explore? Like, ever? There are multiple save stations that were missed in this video.

    • @barelyprotestant5365
      @barelyprotestant5365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robo Redneck I managed to find them quite easily.

    • @barelyprotestant5365
      @barelyprotestant5365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robo Redneck I mean, part of the entire point of survival horror is to try to survive. You're complaining about that?

  • @misadrin
    @misadrin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    20:21 "shaking heads vigorously" I don"t know why, but this is hilarious xd

  • @deathgod08
    @deathgod08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Oh, the button" made me laugh too much

  • @tomforrest3354
    @tomforrest3354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When the sonic music came on I shit my self

    • @ozielsouza1855
      @ozielsouza1855 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pilotgrunt986 destiny and Gaming it didn't scare me?

  • @theSpookyGhost
    @theSpookyGhost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I know these are old videos but your commentary is hilarious.

  • @catci742
    @catci742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    LOL THE SUBTITLES MAKES IT MORE FUNNIER YET SCARIER

  • @logan5477
    @logan5477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    On 14:00 you see that weird light paper thing your supposed to collect to see more of the map

  • @larry.f
    @larry.f 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:03 I read it with CJ's voice from San Andreas. No idea why. After i realized i laughed my ass off

  • @looferjimnez3319
    @looferjimnez3319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    bed for the win.

  • @jessemaskell157
    @jessemaskell157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    By the 2nd to 3rd playthrough you realize lockers are always a last resort, I almost always die in a locker, meanwhile leaning behind a box in the middle of a hallway, flawless.

  • @captinawsome3407
    @captinawsome3407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He named the xeno VLAD after VLAD the Impaler

  • @embor32
    @embor32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel your pain man. Lots of sections are locker simulator

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    16:00 I'm expecting you to pick up the slippers and hold them in front of you to hide behind.

  • @ajeje1996
    @ajeje1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    8:32 "...did I leave the gas on?"

  • @benjaminshamel9383
    @benjaminshamel9383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love coming back to watch your videos every now and then....I actually really enjoy the "text on the screen" thing, I find it to be more intense/immersive. Like when you've got people yelling bloody murder at the screen and can't hear the audio, or when they make it a point to just blab on incessantly. Your text is entertaining and quite funny; I always find myself giggling or snickering a few times at the jokes (for example, when the Xenomorph grabs Dr. Kuhlman and you put ":D" like that makes me smile lol. Thanks for the larfs, and I'm glad you enjoyed this...it's my absolute favorite video game of all time!!

    • @geronimowatson.j.4359
      @geronimowatson.j.4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here!
      But i think this guy left his Channel not knowing that he invented a new kind of walkthrough, and how much it was good at it..
      Kukkakau is the John Kennedy Tool of the TH-cam Game, in a less tragic way..

  • @neighbourhoodmusician
    @neighbourhoodmusician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder what the percentage of people that bought this game and never got beyond medical is? I didn't 😄. I love this game and love watching other people play it but god-damn, it's too stressful for me to play.

  • @adammietelski7711
    @adammietelski7711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I called my xeno hunter because he would dissappear from time to time and the a pear from fucking nowhere like a ghost and he would sometimes stick his head through the walls

  • @Riika_01
    @Riika_01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GOTTA GO FAST
    *Walks crouched at 0.25 speed*

  • @harrymears6547
    @harrymears6547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    First thought was shit when the sonic song came on
    Then I was laughing my ass off at record time

  • @isaaco.6193
    @isaaco.6193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anyone else notice that misspelled f word? :^) Keep up the good work!

    • @honokatheanimelover6754
      @honokatheanimelover6754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At what part?

    • @isaaco.6193
      @isaaco.6193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Honoka The Anime Lover At 8:24, he spells it fuclk but in caps

    • @Kukakkau
      @Kukakkau  7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ...i swear it's intentional

    • @Gourdgon
      @Gourdgon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kukakkau lol, lies

    • @stop3781
      @stop3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kukakkau please come back

  • @ForJustice-bl6rs
    @ForJustice-bl6rs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's game over man, Game Over!

  • @Lackooo84
    @Lackooo84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never use the detector when the Alien is near because she can hear it very well.

    • @mmediocrist
      @mmediocrist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a bit a she, it’s an “it”

  • @TheAntiTrope
    @TheAntiTrope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never name something you're going to kill or that is trying to kill you 🤣, now I know he's hunting you but he's still cute little Vlad that likes his vents

  • @barelyprotestant5365
    @barelyprotestant5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1) Maps are your friends. Those glowing white squares fill your map info out.
    2) You missed at least two save stations because you apparently hate exploring.
    3) That being said, loved the video!

  • @landonpereira9596
    @landonpereira9596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imagine if the alien just found An Xbox one he just grabs Mountain Dew and Doritos

    • @cloud-9936
      @cloud-9936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Landon Pereira XD

    • @cloud-9936
      @cloud-9936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ripley: *enters room*
      Alien: WTF DUDE I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!! *impales her violently until there's literally a big hole through her chest*

    • @proto-guest4511
      @proto-guest4511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It can't be reasoned with.
      It can't be bargain with.
      It can't be happy with by xbox, mountain dew, doritos or chucky cheese.

  • @lenlen806
    @lenlen806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A common misconception about the motion tracker.I tested it on nightmare.The only time the xenomorph can hear your tracker is when you’re hiding in lockers (which in nightmare you ll be spotted 90% of the time either way)If you are hiding in other places or behind objects it needs to see you in order to spot you(or by making noise with your guns or jack).I had the motion tracker open in other areas just to test if it ll come,and even in late game when it becomes more aggressive,it won’t seem to follow the noise of the motion tracker.Maybe we think it does because it plays in a very small radius around us.Don’t forget that the director AI shows the Xeno where to look.

  • @paulosborne1409
    @paulosborne1409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When that music kicked in i had a heart attack not gonna lie 😭🤣

  • @JaneD559
    @JaneD559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol I know you post this years ago but this was such a fun to watch video! I’ve just recently got this game and found this part hard to play too 🥲 I kept looking at the video play time and I thought you were going to cut out the last scene but you didn’t haha

  • @RuneKatashima
    @RuneKatashima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Room wasn't on the map because you didn't grab the map update and never went down the hall lmao

  • @StarkSpider24
    @StarkSpider24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think it's hysterical that Vlad suddenly just gave up on checking lockers

  • @Losttoanyreason
    @Losttoanyreason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I kept yelling at you that you hadn't gone far enough right, down the corridor to find the keycard but you never heard me, LOL. The elevator music was hilarious.
    I love this game but the noisy lockers and cabinets drive me crazy. It is totally possible to open a locker quietly in the real world and I'm sure not goign to slam the door when trying to be stealthy quiet. What they should have done is have some lockers that are broken and noisy and you wouldn't know till you opened them. I learned to do without them because they are almost always an auto death sentence on the higher difficulties.

  • @luisguzman8300
    @luisguzman8300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The xenomorph dont see you they smell you

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luis Guzman No they can see you, and smell you.

    • @weirdlookindoll
      @weirdlookindoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BUT THEY DON'T HAVE EYES OR NOSES!!!!

    • @praisethesun7255
      @praisethesun7255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joana The Dummy my favorite theory is that they can literally smell your fear because they are able to detect human brain waves. Which is why they don’t mess with androids as much and a few comics from the extended universe support it as well.

    • @WadeAlma
      @WadeAlma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joana The Dummy In one of the kills you see their skull. They have eye sockets. So they must have eyes. Very poor eyesight.

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fam they use echolocation in the game, turn up you volume all way and tussle with the the alien a bit and start hiding, you can very faintly hear his clicking noise, just don't move whenever he does that and he can't spot you, unless you are too close, then he can see you

  • @tabeatamm3594
    @tabeatamm3594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You're making me feel way better about being scared while playing this. Thanks.

  • @BrownieTheCat_
    @BrownieTheCat_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    prob love this playthrough cause your use of text allows funny commentary but also no immersion breaking.

  • @papimorlezan2677
    @papimorlezan2677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know this video is old but if most of your walkthroughs are like this you have my sub for sure. I hate commentary but the written captions are wonderful.

  • @littleghoulmorningstar4912
    @littleghoulmorningstar4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "okay guess I can go now-"
    *Zooms in on alien*
    "ABORT!!"

  • @EmzZone42
    @EmzZone42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love coming back to these so funny

  • @landonpereira9596
    @landonpereira9596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Vlad does love vents

  • @specimen0643
    @specimen0643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You: HES SEEN ME
    alien: is for me?

  • @anthonysmith9648
    @anthonysmith9648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I CALD MY XENOMORPH THE SPY BECAUSE HE ALWAYS SPYING ON ME

    • @NaughtyGnats
      @NaughtyGnats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anthony Smith And saps your dispenser

  • @liamedwards8024
    @liamedwards8024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    xenomorphs are ADORABLE!

    • @DragonMaster32200
      @DragonMaster32200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Liam Edwards aw~ Thank you!

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liam Edwards They are some handsome creatures indeed.

  • @surimonizarro9791
    @surimonizarro9791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    god the AI on it is amazing

  • @NicolNova
    @NicolNova 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Crouching simulation = Alien Isolation

  • @Kabo_
    @Kabo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the way the alien is just known as vlad

    • @little_emjei
      @little_emjei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I named mine "Stephano" xD

    • @michaelcairns8778
      @michaelcairns8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@little_emjei that's the funniest name yet for a Xenomorph

  • @kenny331
    @kenny331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    love the locker music

  • @barelyprotestant5365
    @barelyprotestant5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:10 BECAUSE YOU NEVER PICK UP THE MAP UPDATES ARG

  • @neutral9650
    @neutral9650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    hmmmm how alien find humans without eyes?

    • @alexandrucalciu4806
      @alexandrucalciu4806 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kipras Savickas they only hear sounds.

    • @alexandrucalciu4806
      @alexandrucalciu4806 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      redfur the fox no... I get it was a joke but I'm an alien purist so I don't like these jokes.

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kipras Savickas They have eyes. Notice how their head has a dome on it pretty much? Well it has eyes in there along with it's skull.

    • @weirdlookindoll
      @weirdlookindoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, don't they use echolocation....?

    • @spacegamingcat4598
      @spacegamingcat4598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xenomorphs use the senses(not inclunding vision)and their senses are better then ours (ALOT)

  • @kailiecraig3359
    @kailiecraig3359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the noise from the traker makes the alien know where you are baced on the noise it makes making it impossible for you ro keep it out when your in the locker

  • @koushiroizumi0
    @koushiroizumi0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoy watching people playing these kind of games. I do not enjoy playing these kind of games. No. Nope. Not going to happen. Even the classic AvP games scared the crap out of me when playing as the marines..

  • @SnowieTheMoth3
    @SnowieTheMoth3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, fun fact this part i got through without dying. To the alien, and got a Diamond Achievement cause on Xbox.

  • @sebalcyp7026
    @sebalcyp7026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The whole video is like Hello locker my old friend

  • @redsquarejay
    @redsquarejay ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes you gotta throw caution to the wind, and declare thrusters ahead full! Run like a mad cow!

  • @captinawsome3407
    @captinawsome3407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    U have broken the record for saying f***

    • @HypoZilla
      @HypoZilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captin Awsome erm don't you mean Soviet womble

  • @JoshJazz01
    @JoshJazz01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:09 dear god u gave me a heart attack 😂

  • @terriblefurry
    @terriblefurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The hurt locker is such a good movie.

  • @sgc_black4797
    @sgc_black4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Im on hard"
    I'm on nightmare get on my level

  • @connorn7841
    @connorn7841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:09 is easily the scariest part

  • @MutenRoscher
    @MutenRoscher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *beep* *ROAR* *shitshitshit* xD n1

  • @adambatho1448
    @adambatho1448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What was that theme that played at the beggining of the vid? I recognise i but can't work out the name of it

  • @maxhart227
    @maxhart227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    why did you name the xeno Vlad

    • @markkond8565
      @markkond8565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cause it likes impaling you with its tail.

    • @Modern-Witch
      @Modern-Witch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Vlad III Dracula, also known as Vlad the Impaler was a medieval ruler of Wallachia who liked impaling people onto spikes. The alien likes to impale people with his tail.

    • @calebcalhoun9847
      @calebcalhoun9847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because all he does is impale

  • @barbarathorndyke8417
    @barbarathorndyke8417 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most horrifying game ever created. It truly feels like a horror movie around the 8:00 mark.

  • @raphaeltrumpetsound835
    @raphaeltrumpetsound835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You should do Outlast to prep for Outlast 2.

    • @EveMayfooltrix
      @EveMayfooltrix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This game is Outlast... 'IN SPACE!!!'.

    • @josephhoffman2992
      @josephhoffman2992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +EveMayfooltrix and way better

  • @Nepomniachtchi_Austin
    @Nepomniachtchi_Austin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still come back time to time to revisit this playthrough. No obnoxious yelling and overreacting, the idea of having to read the commentary let's the atmosphere keep it's spook, and it's fucking hilarious.

  • @RainbowDash-oh4lp
    @RainbowDash-oh4lp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ooh my baby boy has grown up into a beautiful,obedient drone

  • @arpanmukherjee8889
    @arpanmukherjee8889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you are so good man......@kukkakkau.....wanna work for my company ?

  • @foxytheparitmlgfnafgames4508
    @foxytheparitmlgfnafgames4508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hey how did i didnt see them i list i kill them hahahahha

  • @davemckay4359
    @davemckay4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol the alien can't decide to stay in vents or not.

  • @magibai
    @magibai ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kukakau: knowing games, it must be the last door.
    Game: Imma put at the first door but slightly away from view so you will never find it

  • @Zeus-se9pv
    @Zeus-se9pv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The commentary is great

  • @thomasf.1014
    @thomasf.1014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol 😂 I love the elevator music 🎷

  • @ytho3505
    @ytho3505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laugh so hard when GAME OVER MAN captions appeared. 😅😅😅