SUP! I created the vid at 1:49:35 The typewriter is real, but as soon as the camera pans around, it switches to a 3D replica of my room. The hand pointing at the desk is greenscreened, and the thing breaking through the wall is Mr. Shredz from destructive solutions.
Hey! Ken (my guinea pig) is still alive and happy as ever. My parents have him at home and I go home every weekend! My dorm does not allow pets unless they are ESAs :)
My favorite part has got to be whenever Schlatt sees that a woman submitted a video, then he and his chat start shouting "WOMAN" like Animal from the Muppets
I'm proud to have watched the whole vod! Here are the timestamps: 0:37: Hamster woman from Bedrooms pt. 1 returns [Woman #1] 4:04: Catboy femboy room 6:20: Skeletons in his closet 7:47: Third-world gamer 10:24: Immortal snail fight [2D Animation] 12:01: "This dude gets pussy" 13:41: Schlatt transformation [Woman #2] 16:34: Amazing skit in college 18:45: Lego fan (Lego box discourse) 20:21: Businessman with anger problems 22:43: Old-fashioned room [Blow my load #1] 24:05: Flood 25:11: Flood #2 25:41: Skipped and returned to [Woman #3] 28:40: JohnFreedom Update 30:33: *heavy accent* "You ask for room, I have room" 31:54: Actually a Schlatt doppelganger 34:52: "This toilet is for display only." 37:51: MCYT fan [Woman #4] 40:17: "I hate when my fans send in their balls on the videos" 41:50: Tank controlled by a Star Wars fan 44:58: Welcomed at birth by the USAF Brigadier General 49:38: Destitute except for on the keyboard 51:05: College gooner [Woman #5] 53:21: Is this submitter a fan of every number one company? 57:25: Cooking while playing TF2 1:00:01: Catboy Schlatt on the computer 1:00:45: Freddy Fazbear ゴゴゴゴ 1:01:19: Flex (Schlatt gives interior design advice) 1:04:05: Best use of "this is where the magic happens" (Schlatt gives important music announcement) 1:05:54: Average GD player's chair *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *Congrats traveler! You have made it halfway through the VOD! Here is:* *1:08:41** INTERMISSION 1 ft. lil rascal* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* 1:10:52: Crazy person living in absolute affluence (submitter is a good song artist) 1:12:49: Lore [muted audio bc copyright] 1:14:20: "Clean, minimalist, Marie Kondo room" 1:15:53: (Schlatt owns the same fan) 1:18:00: Things that shouldn't be in a car 1:19:07: Funko Pop hell 1:19:10: BAND4BAND [edited out music] 1:24:53: Living in storage unit [Blow my load #2] 1:30:06: Chode lightsaber [Oscilloscope #1] 1:35:38: Unnecessarily high-effort joke of putting Schlatt's face everywhere [Woman #6] 1:39:52: TyphoonThunder-ahh guy (if you scroll back you'll get some Sleep Deprived lore) 1:43:07: Of course every New Yorker keeps a picture of the Twin Towers 1:44:19: Drawing Dark Souls 1 1:45:02: Girlboss Schlatt flag 1:45:56: Crucified two of them 1:47:06: PinoPrime's Spanish room tour [3D GANG] 1:49:34: PixelswithaZ is run over by his Schlark Tank invention [3D GANG] 1:50:54: Chinese village house 1:53:13: The Schlandela Catalogue Vol.4 [2D Animation] 1:54:38: Yaoi artist built a grandma bed [Woman #7] 1:56:05: PossiblyAxolotl void tour [3D GANG] 1:57:05: Guy filming basic room teleports to field 1:59:15: (Schlatt reacts way too strongly to Trump flag) 2:00:28: Submitter gets SWATed 2:01:21: Godzilla fan 2:02:20: Minecraft bee (skipped) 2:02:30: Most ripped chair ever 2:04:59: Young mad scientist 2:06:25: 9/11 on the computer (skipped) 2:06:38: Lmanberg flag jumpscare (skipped) 2:06:58: Jschlatt Simulator for PS3 (Arcade room) 2:08:30: Stole a deck of cards from the homeless 2:09:39: Hippie room 2:10:15: Uncomfortable room 2:11:15: Purple-blue room (Schlatt gives advice on galaxy lights) 2:12:17: Sleep Deprived fangirl [Woman #8] 2:13:20: New Schlatt slur unlocked 2:16:49: charborg, nuff said 2:18:30: Scoobert Doo van [Blow my load #3] 2:21:40: Cocaine recipe in Discord 2:22:55: DrDerpGamer bait-and-switch [Recurring character from Schlark Tank] 2:25:13: Fan stuck in 2019 (rightfully skipped) 2:25:38: Dart misses so bad it's hilarious 2:27:25: Racing chair 2:28:48: (Schlatt gets mad at chat over difference between "shutters" and "blinds") 2:29:35: Rabbit enjoys quality content 2:30:09: *sigh* Genshin fan 2:30:23: Shows dead turtle shell to pet turtles (Schlatt bald spot, submitter is a good photographer) 2:34:57: Air conditioner pulley 2:35:59: wubbabapepepupububabibibibupupupupubibi 2:36:49: Actually mentally insane fan [Woman #9] 2:39:15: (Schlatt has a Trump cadence) 2:40:14: Horrifying implications of "toe knife" 2:41:39: Disco ball ("95% of the animals we've seen today have been cats") 2:43:11: (Copyrighted music, skipped) 2:43:21: Photoshopped Schlatt hiding behind tree 2:43:29: Looking up buff Digimon 2:43:53: "Jimmy's severed head" 2:44:18: 1990s office worker 2:45:14: Cat looking at cartoon cat rug (boob light) 2:45:43: Big Shaq pizza box nailed to wall 2:45:56: American furry 2:47:19: TF2 Pyro be like: 2:48:28: So much to unpack here 2:48:37: Sheep plushies :] 2:48:48: Guy who doxxed Schlatt [Recurring character from Schlark Tank] 2:51:34: Most bizarre video 2:53:58: Stalker guy 2:54:55: Mousetraps himself and doesn't take it off 2:56:05: Motorcycle leaking oil on floor 2:57:40: Coziest college dorm 2:58:15: Feet jumpscare 2:59:17: "This looks like a set" 3:00:41: Coolest room [Oscilloscope #2] 3:02:34: Minimalist 3:03:33: "Normal" room isn't even normal 3:03:59: Is that pose even comfortable? [Blow my load #4] 3:04:34: Sign says "Jschlatt ♥ femboys!" 3:06:32: Queen Liz in the woods 3:06:58: Overplayed galaxy lights 3:07:22: Kissing Gibby flag 3:08:13: Gobby room tour 3:10:45: "This is my catsona" 3:11:26: Garfield jumpscare 3:11:36: Bro has three vaults 3:13:00: Lots of handheld devices 3:13:54: Tiny door of unknown destination 3:15:11: Life-size Schlatt doll ("I also don't have three feet, I have five" ~Jschlatt, 2024) 3:16:06: Texan with an average number of skull mounts 3:17:24: "Did you file your taxes?" [continued 2 clips later] 3:17:42: Visually pleasing room 3:17:52: [Continued from 2 clips earlier] Cool Portal stuff 3:18:38: Bro lives in a log cabin 3:20:01: Femboy with guns 3:21:16: Calming room 3:21:26: Garfield wall (personally I really like this room) 3:22:43: "I'm a cute 19-year-old Canadian boy looking for a sugar daddy with mutton chops" 3:24:39: 3d printers, Legos, lightsabers (when you skip too far in a video) 3:25:34: Police interrogation bedroom (Bluey discourse) 3:28:11: Sweet release
HI SCHLATT! alleged "crazy person" and DEFINITELY NOT a fan of garfield here. my room submission was the one at 3:10:44. you should've watched the whole thing. BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T!!! i will be cursing you and your bloodline for all eternity this next full moon. i know where you live, schlatt. and i'm watching. i'm lurking. always. just remember that.
@@snomel7276 BAHAHADSLSD I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD SEE THAT💀💀 not me editing the comment 10billion times because i needed the perfect sentence format lmfaooooo
1:53:14 THATS ME OMG I ANIMATED THAT ONE (that shit took 5 days of non stop work i love animating) multiple of my friends sent me photos of their rooms to use for it too
Mr schlatt, at 19:45 , the lego boxes must be kept for resell value. They can make quadruple value in 5-10 years on certain sets. This resell value plummets if you do not have the box. I for one, have a set that retailed for 150 in 2011 and is now worth close to 900 dollars. That is a steady 33% increase in value per year per set. better than the S&P 500 I'll tell you that.
Okay as a person who sits on their ass all day gaming and writing code, I must speak up about the racer chair hate. The problem isn't the design of the chair itself, it's that too many people get the cheapest, shittiest, undersized ones on the market. If you have trouble turning your body while seated, or the back rest doesn't reach the top of your fucking head, you're using a chair made for a small child. That being said, they're not inherently any better than regular office chairs. It's just personal preference. And racer chairs generally are more expensive, especially for a quality one. Stay away from bonded leather and go for fabric. My brand of choice so far is Secret Lab, with my only complaint being the rubber foam type shit they make the arm rests out of start disintegrating on their own eventually. Maybe they've fixed it on newer models, not sure. And for god sakes, pick one rated for your weight and height (or bigger), or you're better off just getting a regular office chair. Finally, "ergonomic" is an unregulated marketing term that is essentially meaningless, because everyone's body is different. literally anything and everything can call itself "ergonomic"; it doesn't mean jack shit. if you find something comfortable, it's comfortable.
Another crazy livestream. Can’t wait to spend my time thanking myself that there are more miserable people in this world than Schlatt could have ever imagined
12:02 Hey look, its me. I did the whole thing in one take, and it was way longer than a minute so I had to do some terrible choppy editing to get it to fit. Just so y'all know, the water bottle pile has gotten to be like at least twice the size since I filmed the video a couple months ago. Even still it pales in comparison to the pile I managed to build in my last apartment. I live in Utah, where there is no tax on water bottles, but I took all my bottles to California and sold them for the 10 cent CRV. Essentially, I committed fraud and stole money from the California state government (based). Also, the compliment on my looks is a big deal coming from a gay guy like you Schlatt. Oh yeah, and to the one guy in the chat who wanted me to cut the banana; I did actually but I had to cut it out for time lol.
Already know I'm talking to a wall, and an adult in a chat full of teens, but Jacob, genuinely, do what makes you happy. Screw the algorithm and what gets the views. You're blessed enough to have the money to take the risk and you have more than enough fans to follow you through. Happiness can't always come before finances, but it can for those who're financially stable, assuming you are. Even with the monkey statue(s).
Well said honestly, I completely agree. There’s so much more pleasure in actually creating stuff that you’re passionate about and have a desire to create rather than only focusing on the algorithm aspect. Hope we get to see Schlatt expand into doing more stuff he really loves, I think he already has somewhat on some of his other channels. True fans of his will stick around for it.
Oh hey, that's my room at 3:00:46 ! Glad everyone thought it was cool. Honestly looked terrible, and I only keep the xbox 360 kiosk and Atari 2600 kiosk in my room as I ran out of space for kiosks in the basement, lmao. We need another setup review for that, or something else that relates. I remember I was sick a few months back and with college going on everything in the bedroom was a mess, I can also see that was when I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut in a few months. Loved the comment about "Hagrid's Room Tour" lmao. As for the Wii box schlatt pointed out, funny enough that was the only box in that closet where it was my original console box pre-collecting. One more thing I will note is the suit of armor. Unlike other peoples' this one is just a statue, not actually wearable, but extremely menacing as it is almost 8ft with the stand it is on. I used to be afraid of it as a child, since we moved here a decade ago I've slept next to it every night. That's how I get over my fears I guess. Except wasps. I will never get over my fear of those evil bugs.
For anyone wondering the code on the wall at 21:13 says: “Hello everyone, big things are coming! See you soon!” Last two letters I’m not as sure of but I think they are “LS”
Do you know how scary it is whenever Jschlatt 1 introduces the VODS, then Jschlatt 2 introduces the stream of the vods? It's like he didn't know he had a doppelganger
Hello, VOD watchers. I watched this LIVE so YOU don’t have to. I am irradiated and I am dying at the molecular level. Shoutout to John Freedom. 28:54 🇺🇸
58:27 for those who don't play tf2 or didn't catch the joke (at least i'm pretty sure this was intended), the weapon he is using ingame is the pomson which is similar to the cow mangler (another weapon used by a different class)
Hey Schlatty, dude from 3:25:30 here, Thank you for your concerns especially for the potential of me being in police custody. Me and my lawyer (one of the big blåhajs over there) want to assure you that I’m not in police custody and of course I don’t have Windows (I use Arch Linux btw) but my room does have a big ass window behind that black curtain in the beginning. As when talking about where I got my Schlag (the schlatt flag) it was commissioned by the church of Schlatt in early July of 2023 and made in China. It was purchased for 9.11 euros (not a joke btw) and delivered to the pastor of the church in August. If you ever want to sell them, I can send you image that was printed on it since I was responsible for making it. It was a huge honor to be in your stream and I wish you to NOT help me get out of the psych ward in Vilnius, Lithuania, as I have NOT been deemed a silly billy level danger to society. Please take care and watch some Bluey, big guy. 🙏
Hey Big man, mine was at 3:06:58 ,dont worry I dont have the galaxy lights anymore lol, I upgraded my room a little after I submitted the picture, so it thankfully doesn't look so overplayed :] 👍
For my non speaking Spanish people all of the Spanish room was basically the door is where his demons come and sing their songs to the dude and the body bag is food that will last them until winter
maybe an unpopular take but i don’t like the ones where they obviously set up the whole space for a joke, rather than just showing their actual room as it normally is. maybe just salty mine didn’t get in, but still. like it was funny when it was just one or two people doing it but now it’s all of them
Dude, the Weezer and "It's free!!!" jokes are so overdone. I appreciate that the jokes about 1999 have stayed somewhat different each time, but for me, it's starting to overstay it's welcome.
after 4 years of having my pc... this video made me realize the stickers under the keyboard can be taken off. thank u schlatt 🙏 when i realized i could take the stickers off: 59:19
2:25:00 Even he didn't expect that kind of rage, the word the 'Nerd' itself is now curse word for he's rest of his life. I mean, not literally but actually I guess.
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SUP!
I created the vid at 1:49:35
The typewriter is real, but as soon as the camera pans around, it switches to a 3D replica of my room. The hand pointing at the desk is greenscreened, and the thing breaking through the wall is Mr. Shredz from destructive solutions.
Yes my bed is like 4.5 ft tall.
@@pixelzwithazyour bedframe looks like you got it from a mcdonalds playplace why is it red and yellow 😭
@@pixelzwithazoh my god it’s you :o
How’d you get into 3d art?
why the dunk?
JOHN FREEDOM FOR THE SDMP!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You shall bring freedom to the sdmp
Only John freedom can save the sdmp from the tyrannical terror of mr toasten
YESSS SIR BROTHER!!!!
Also @JschlattVODS Pin this man, he deserves it
I shit myself
Wonderful
You should get that checked out king🙏
I also shit himself
I’m proud of you
Bro Schlatt himself
For those wondering at 1:33:41 the lightsaber blade is actually around 7.2 inches long (I built it)
Cool bro
is you're brother alive
@@CaneDoesStuff yea he’s fine
:0 thats so sick
@orangethesaberguy7638 Why, exactly, did you make such a short lightsaber? Was it just a test/prototype, or something?
Hey! Ken (my guinea pig) is still alive and happy as ever. My parents have him at home and I go home every weekend! My dorm does not allow pets unless they are ESAs :)
How many calories does your guinea pig have?
@@Po-tato too many
I honestly love the fact that he remembered your pets like what-
@@jackdelpizzo933 ig it makes sense cause i got RIPPED apart for a dirty cage 💀
Nice try fed
My favorite part has got to be whenever Schlatt sees that a woman submitted a video, then he and his chat start shouting "WOMAN" like Animal from the Muppets
XD
Love how Schlatt ranks bedrooms based on how unhinged they are
That was my favorite part
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How did you comment a day before the video???
@@Veanix 🤫
.-.
I'm proud to have watched the whole vod! Here are the timestamps:
0:37: Hamster woman from Bedrooms pt. 1 returns [Woman #1]
4:04: Catboy femboy room
6:20: Skeletons in his closet
7:47: Third-world gamer
10:24: Immortal snail fight [2D Animation]
12:01: "This dude gets pussy"
13:41: Schlatt transformation [Woman #2]
16:34: Amazing skit in college
18:45: Lego fan (Lego box discourse)
20:21: Businessman with anger problems
22:43: Old-fashioned room [Blow my load #1]
24:05: Flood
25:11: Flood #2
25:41: Skipped and returned to [Woman #3]
28:40: JohnFreedom Update
30:33: *heavy accent* "You ask for room, I have room"
31:54: Actually a Schlatt doppelganger
34:52: "This toilet is for display only."
37:51: MCYT fan [Woman #4]
40:17: "I hate when my fans send in their balls on the videos"
41:50: Tank controlled by a Star Wars fan
44:58: Welcomed at birth by the USAF Brigadier General
49:38: Destitute except for on the keyboard
51:05: College gooner [Woman #5]
53:21: Is this submitter a fan of every number one company?
57:25: Cooking while playing TF2
1:00:01: Catboy Schlatt on the computer
1:00:45: Freddy Fazbear ゴゴゴゴ
1:01:19: Flex (Schlatt gives interior design advice)
1:04:05: Best use of "this is where the magic happens" (Schlatt gives important music announcement)
1:05:54: Average GD player's chair
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
*Congrats traveler! You have made it halfway through the VOD! Here is:*
*1:08:41** INTERMISSION 1 ft. lil rascal*
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
1:10:52: Crazy person living in absolute affluence (submitter is a good song artist)
1:12:49: Lore [muted audio bc copyright]
1:14:20: "Clean, minimalist, Marie Kondo room"
1:15:53: (Schlatt owns the same fan)
1:18:00: Things that shouldn't be in a car
1:19:07: Funko Pop hell
1:19:10: BAND4BAND [edited out music]
1:24:53: Living in storage unit [Blow my load #2]
1:30:06: Chode lightsaber [Oscilloscope #1]
1:35:38: Unnecessarily high-effort joke of putting Schlatt's face everywhere [Woman #6]
1:39:52: TyphoonThunder-ahh guy (if you scroll back you'll get some Sleep Deprived lore)
1:43:07: Of course every New Yorker keeps a picture of the Twin Towers
1:44:19: Drawing Dark Souls 1
1:45:02: Girlboss Schlatt flag
1:45:56: Crucified two of them
1:47:06: PinoPrime's Spanish room tour [3D GANG]
1:49:34: PixelswithaZ is run over by his Schlark Tank invention [3D GANG]
1:50:54: Chinese village house
1:53:13: The Schlandela Catalogue Vol.4 [2D Animation]
1:54:38: Yaoi artist built a grandma bed [Woman #7]
1:56:05: PossiblyAxolotl void tour [3D GANG]
1:57:05: Guy filming basic room teleports to field
1:59:15: (Schlatt reacts way too strongly to Trump flag)
2:00:28: Submitter gets SWATed
2:01:21: Godzilla fan
2:02:20: Minecraft bee (skipped)
2:02:30: Most ripped chair ever
2:04:59: Young mad scientist
2:06:25: 9/11 on the computer (skipped)
2:06:38: Lmanberg flag jumpscare (skipped)
2:06:58: Jschlatt Simulator for PS3 (Arcade room)
2:08:30: Stole a deck of cards from the homeless
2:09:39: Hippie room
2:10:15: Uncomfortable room
2:11:15: Purple-blue room (Schlatt gives advice on galaxy lights)
2:12:17: Sleep Deprived fangirl [Woman #8]
2:13:20: New Schlatt slur unlocked
2:16:49: charborg, nuff said
2:18:30: Scoobert Doo van [Blow my load #3]
2:21:40: Cocaine recipe in Discord
2:22:55: DrDerpGamer bait-and-switch [Recurring character from Schlark Tank]
2:25:13: Fan stuck in 2019 (rightfully skipped)
2:25:38: Dart misses so bad it's hilarious
2:27:25: Racing chair
2:28:48: (Schlatt gets mad at chat over difference between "shutters" and "blinds")
2:29:35: Rabbit enjoys quality content
2:30:09: *sigh* Genshin fan
2:30:23: Shows dead turtle shell to pet turtles (Schlatt bald spot, submitter is a good photographer)
2:34:57: Air conditioner pulley
2:35:59: wubbabapepepupububabibibibupupupupubibi
2:36:49: Actually mentally insane fan [Woman #9]
2:39:15: (Schlatt has a Trump cadence)
2:40:14: Horrifying implications of "toe knife"
2:41:39: Disco ball ("95% of the animals we've seen today have been cats")
2:43:11: (Copyrighted music, skipped)
2:43:21: Photoshopped Schlatt hiding behind tree
2:43:29: Looking up buff Digimon
2:43:53: "Jimmy's severed head"
2:44:18: 1990s office worker
2:45:14: Cat looking at cartoon cat rug (boob light)
2:45:43: Big Shaq pizza box nailed to wall
2:45:56: American furry
2:47:19: TF2 Pyro be like:
2:48:28: So much to unpack here
2:48:37: Sheep plushies :]
2:48:48: Guy who doxxed Schlatt [Recurring character from Schlark Tank]
2:51:34: Most bizarre video
2:53:58: Stalker guy
2:54:55: Mousetraps himself and doesn't take it off
2:56:05: Motorcycle leaking oil on floor
2:57:40: Coziest college dorm
2:58:15: Feet jumpscare
2:59:17: "This looks like a set"
3:00:41: Coolest room [Oscilloscope #2]
3:02:34: Minimalist
3:03:33: "Normal" room isn't even normal
3:03:59: Is that pose even comfortable? [Blow my load #4]
3:04:34: Sign says "Jschlatt ♥ femboys!"
3:06:32: Queen Liz in the woods
3:06:58: Overplayed galaxy lights
3:07:22: Kissing Gibby flag
3:08:13: Gobby room tour
3:10:45: "This is my catsona"
3:11:26: Garfield jumpscare
3:11:36: Bro has three vaults
3:13:00: Lots of handheld devices
3:13:54: Tiny door of unknown destination
3:15:11: Life-size Schlatt doll ("I also don't have three feet, I have five" ~Jschlatt, 2024)
3:16:06: Texan with an average number of skull mounts
3:17:24: "Did you file your taxes?" [continued 2 clips later]
3:17:42: Visually pleasing room
3:17:52: [Continued from 2 clips earlier] Cool Portal stuff
3:18:38: Bro lives in a log cabin
3:20:01: Femboy with guns
3:21:16: Calming room
3:21:26: Garfield wall (personally I really like this room)
3:22:43: "I'm a cute 19-year-old Canadian boy looking for a sugar daddy with mutton chops"
3:24:39: 3d printers, Legos, lightsabers (when you skip too far in a video)
3:25:34: Police interrogation bedroom (Bluey discourse)
3:28:11: Sweet release
2:18:30 mf scooby doo van
@@Rileybytes added
marry me
2:02:16 Slonkis Going Ham Under the bed
4:04 is a Femboy FURRY, get it right
i’ve 100% seen that first girl in chat openly & eagerly admitting that she is “down bad” for schlatt. respect for her hustle
Fr
@pixie9499 the blond? No way!!
LOL who is it lol
@@dalesfccleary3994 i can’t remember what her screen name is but she’s the only one i’ve seen say that
Can you blame her with how much dough he has? And the looks... Oh boy, the looks...
HI SCHLATT!
alleged "crazy person" and DEFINITELY NOT a fan of garfield here. my room submission was the one at 3:10:44.
you should've watched the whole thing. BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T!!! i will be cursing you and your bloodline for all eternity this next full moon.
i know where you live, schlatt. and i'm watching. i'm lurking. always. just remember that.
I saw the video on the subreddit and lost it at the Garfield cosplay reveal at the end, I’m so upset he skipped it
digital footprint (edited) 10 seconds ago (edited) 22 seconds ago (edited) 34 seconds ago (edited) 42 seconds ago (edited)
@@snomel7276 BAHAHADSLSD I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD SEE THAT💀💀 not me editing the comment 10billion times because i needed the perfect sentence format lmfaooooo
he missed out on that gardussy
@@cami_is_dead2554
These bedrooms may be unhinged but its nowhere near as unhinged as when "Schroom" blew off all those guys in 1999
woah
U cant say what exactly happened in 99'
Do u really want the council to replace u?
@@Boovel dont worry, its ok, he only said 1 of the many, manh things that "schroborberaus" did
He made sure to blow each and every one of them I’m sure
2:29:19 that has to be the most genuine reaction I’ve heard from a TH-camr in a long time lmao
2:23:46 DrDerpGamer absolutely speckledorfs "Schlouth Dakota" and roasts him
Factual
@@DrDerpGamer "Schloctor Schlerp Schlamer" your hairline is magnificent may I buy ad space on your forehead
Schtone Cold Schteve Austin moments
1:53:14 THATS ME OMG I ANIMATED THAT ONE (that shit took 5 days of non stop work i love animating) multiple of my friends sent me photos of their rooms to use for it too
the second i finished watching that i immediately started searching for your channel to sub. art style is insanely good
+1!! you did great
minos prime prepare thyselves
Mr schlatt, at 19:45 , the lego boxes must be kept for resell value. They can make quadruple value in 5-10 years on certain sets. This resell value plummets if you do not have the box. I for one, have a set that retailed for 150 in 2011 and is now worth close to 900 dollars. That is a steady 33% increase in value per year per set. better than the S&P 500 I'll tell you that.
wait this is how you can literally pay your taxes for a life time
Okay as a person who sits on their ass all day gaming and writing code, I must speak up about the racer chair hate. The problem isn't the design of the chair itself, it's that too many people get the cheapest, shittiest, undersized ones on the market. If you have trouble turning your body while seated, or the back rest doesn't reach the top of your fucking head, you're using a chair made for a small child.
That being said, they're not inherently any better than regular office chairs. It's just personal preference. And racer chairs generally are more expensive, especially for a quality one. Stay away from bonded leather and go for fabric. My brand of choice so far is Secret Lab, with my only complaint being the rubber foam type shit they make the arm rests out of start disintegrating on their own eventually. Maybe they've fixed it on newer models, not sure. And for god sakes, pick one rated for your weight and height (or bigger), or you're better off just getting a regular office chair.
Finally, "ergonomic" is an unregulated marketing term that is essentially meaningless, because everyone's body is different. literally anything and everything can call itself "ergonomic"; it doesn't mean jack shit. if you find something comfortable, it's comfortable.
I ain’t reading allat
ok danganronpa pfp
This.
holy fuck that’s a lot of text mucho texto
Another crazy livestream. Can’t wait to spend my time thanking myself that there are more miserable people in this world than Schlatt could have ever imagined
12:02
Hey look, its me. I did the whole thing in one take, and it was way longer than a minute so I had to do some terrible choppy editing to get it to fit. Just so y'all know, the water bottle pile has gotten to be like at least twice the size since I filmed the video a couple months ago. Even still it pales in comparison to the pile I managed to build in my last apartment. I live in Utah, where there is no tax on water bottles, but I took all my bottles to California and sold them for the 10 cent CRV. Essentially, I committed fraud and stole money from the California state government (based). Also, the compliment on my looks is a big deal coming from a gay guy like you Schlatt. Oh yeah, and to the one guy in the chat who wanted me to cut the banana; I did actually but I had to cut it out for time lol.
Ykw I was wondering what the water bottle pile was for but that’s honestly so real to go sell them 😭😭
w fraud 💯
Already know I'm talking to a wall, and an adult in a chat full of teens, but Jacob, genuinely, do what makes you happy. Screw the algorithm and what gets the views. You're blessed enough to have the money to take the risk and you have more than enough fans to follow you through. Happiness can't always come before finances, but it can for those who're financially stable, assuming you are. Even with the monkey statue(s).
@@The_CopperDemon its Jebediah
@@connorrussell2084 no no, im pretty sure its JORF
yap yap yap anywho FREEEDOOOMMM
@connorrussell2084 it's CLEARLY Jared
Well said honestly, I completely agree. There’s so much more pleasure in actually creating stuff that you’re passionate about and have a desire to create rather than only focusing on the algorithm aspect. Hope we get to see Schlatt expand into doing more stuff he really loves, I think he already has somewhat on some of his other channels. True fans of his will stick around for it.
Oh hey, that's my room at 3:00:46 !
Glad everyone thought it was cool. Honestly looked terrible, and I only keep the xbox 360 kiosk and Atari 2600 kiosk in my room as I ran out of space for kiosks in the basement, lmao. We need another setup review for that, or something else that relates.
I remember I was sick a few months back and with college going on everything in the bedroom was a mess, I can also see that was when I hadn't shaved or gotten a haircut in a few months. Loved the comment about "Hagrid's Room Tour" lmao. As for the Wii box schlatt pointed out, funny enough that was the only box in that closet where it was my original console box pre-collecting. One more thing I will note is the suit of armor. Unlike other peoples' this one is just a statue, not actually wearable, but extremely menacing as it is almost 8ft with the stand it is on. I used to be afraid of it as a child, since we moved here a decade ago I've slept next to it every night. That's how I get over my fears I guess. Except wasps. I will never get over my fear of those evil bugs.
For anyone wondering the code on the wall at 21:13 says:
“Hello everyone, big things are coming! See you soon!”
Last two letters I’m not as sure of but I think they are “LS”
Thank you so much, but, I must ask how you decipher it?
3:17:25
Hey look its me!
You didn't finish the video... schlatt.
Iron shlung never fails to make me feel awful about myself
I like how schlatt was mad about the schanket to literally owning it and selling it and telling us to buy more
for real 💀
"jschizzle" never fails to overflow me with content
years into the rank series and still not a single ranking i love this man
2:13:43 glad we got a new Schaltt slur out of this
Usually the fan base of someone who played minecraft is crazy, your fan base is filled with the crazies who can do something about it
Schlang never fails to violate my personal space
I liked the part where he ranked the bedroom
tbf idk if thousands of photos and videos will fit on a rankup
Haha😂
"a couple of days ago" shat, it's been three and a half months 💀
shat 😭😭😭
shlartolomew
when you're chilling watching a schlatt vod and homestuck jumpscares you four minutes in
Do you know how scary it is whenever Jschlatt 1 introduces the VODS, then Jschlatt 2 introduces the stream of the vods? It's like he didn't know he had a doppelganger
Their cycles are in sync. Nature is beautiful
1:06:10 there was a battery acid juice that she made and he skipped it entirely it was so good😭
Jschlatt the aftermarket for Lego is insane, keeping the boxes specifically for big name themed sets if a necessity
the national anthem is copyrighted, thats the most american thing ive ever seen
Hello, VOD watchers. I watched this LIVE so YOU don’t have to.
I am irradiated and I am dying at the molecular level.
Shoutout to John Freedom. 28:54 🇺🇸
I love to just, from time to time watch Schlatt's vods. I spend maybe an hour watching and then do my other stuff.
58:27 for those who don't play tf2 or didn't catch the joke (at least i'm pretty sure this was intended), the weapon he is using ingame is the pomson which is similar to the cow mangler (another weapon used by a different class)
shoulda been using cow mangler so tf2 fans get it
Who's watching this too in 2027?
Me
Me as well
Same I just time travel too so so😋
Same I graduate in a year
Me
Hey Schlatty, dude from 3:25:30 here,
Thank you for your concerns especially for the potential of me being in police custody. Me and my lawyer (one of the big blåhajs over there) want to assure you that I’m not in police custody and of course I don’t have Windows (I use Arch Linux btw) but my room does have a big ass window behind that black curtain in the beginning.
As when talking about where I got my Schlag (the schlatt flag) it was commissioned by the church of Schlatt in early July of 2023 and made in China. It was purchased for 9.11 euros (not a joke btw) and delivered to the pastor of the church in August. If you ever want to sell them, I can send you image that was printed on it since I was responsible for making it.
It was a huge honor to be in your stream and I wish you to NOT help me get out of the psych ward in Vilnius, Lithuania, as I have NOT been deemed a silly billy level danger to society.
Please take care and watch some Bluey, big guy. 🙏
nevykėlis
Schlatt ranks cooking is actually a goated idea
I love "Schlepatitas B" vods so much :)
Honestly every new react viewer stream makes me more and more concerned. These people are just OUT THERE, hiding among us normal people!!! Holy shit!
Babe wake up new jschlatt ranking video just dropped
rest in peace schloctopus, i can still hear his angelic voice
Hey Big man, mine was at 3:06:58 ,dont worry I dont have the galaxy lights anymore lol, I upgraded my room a little after I submitted the picture, so it thankfully doesn't look so overplayed :] 👍
There's nothing like watching a Jschlatt vod for the 7th time this week! (please help me I'm stuck in a endless loop)
Godzilla mentioned 3 times in this video is not what I expected epic
I want all the JSchlatt look-alikes to meet up at a convention with JSchlatt hosting a meet or panel.
Invasion of the big men.
For my non speaking Spanish people all of the Spanish room was basically the door is where his demons come and sing their songs to the dude and the body bag is food that will last them until winter
My brain committed sudoku 50million times watching this…
Schlatt never fails to make me
11 days later and John Freedon is almost at 10k. Schlatt may have the most powerful fanbase I’ve ever seen
HEY EXCUSE ME BUT THE IMMORTAL SNAIL KILLS YOU INSTANTLY AS SOON AS YOU TOUCH IT? SHE BROKE THE RULES @ 11:47
She didn't touch it she hit it with her phone initially
Hopefully this will mean Schlit will stop breaking in our rooms
love the part where he ranks the bedrooms❤❤❤
Schlatt: "5 is enough"
A wise man: "It is about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat."
I’m having the most brutal shit in my whole life in a public restroom. I really hate my life rn
1:54:00 This room is literally haunting my sleep. I always wake up for it when Im sleep watching
This was a valuable lesson for me to just fill out the form instead of submitting my bedroom video on the comment section of the Reddit post
the joy of seeing gentle giants 1970 debut record, Gentle giant, at 2:56:34, really made my day
maybe an unpopular take but i don’t like the ones where they obviously set up the whole space for a joke, rather than just showing their actual room as it normally is. maybe just salty mine didn’t get in, but still. like it was funny when it was just one or two people doing it but now it’s all of them
Some of them are genuinely funny. And some are just reusing the same joke over and over.
I get what your saying
Dude, the Weezer and "It's free!!!" jokes are so overdone.
I appreciate that the jokes about 1999 have stayed somewhat different each time, but for me, it's starting to overstay it's welcome.
all jokes aside, your fanbase is hilarious, these submissions are so good 😂 and thats not to mention the tinkerers and animators
Not to get too political, but I like spaghetti.
How dare you.
i am so offended >:(
Pasta cake is better
In addition to this, I do so believe that hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries
i put hot sauce on pancakes 😥
“Somebody farted”
*laughter* *laughter*
at 7:10 when schlatt sasy collect something cool i turned to look at my skylanders then he said "like skylanders"
18:00 the ad placement is wild
Im absolutely schlabbergasted that i didn't make it in. Maybe next year
same bro
i love watching vods sm, currently doing grandma shit and crocheting a blanket with this in the background n having an amazing time
SCHLATT I NEED THE KISSING THUMBNAIL ABD THE RAMMY PONY THUMBNAIL AS FLAGS SIR
2:47:20 this video sends so much shivers down my spine, the frequencies of bro breathing is just uncomfortable 😭
19:16 lol u can’t get lego without having a job it’s wayyyy too expensive now
30:14 update, John Freedom now has 3.61k subs 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Girl at 2:36:51 genuinely lost her mind
Jschlaggle never fails to make me feel ashamed about my room
1:31:51 “it’s average, actually” ahh saber
Great bedroom review from Jared Schlatt!
I’m gooning right now
42:24 when the music kicked in after schlatt was flabbergasted for like 30 seconds
mine didnt make it in the stream i knew i shouldn't have weezered him at the end
One of these days, I shall send one of these blessed videos into our lord and savior Jschlatt
as a woman: that is not a hair tie, it is a head band.
"Its outdated, now im just gay." RIGHT AT THE PAUSE oh my god
after 4 years of having my pc... this video made me realize the stickers under the keyboard can be taken off. thank u schlatt 🙏 when i realized i could take the stickers off: 59:19
2:25:00 Even he didn't expect that kind of rage, the word the 'Nerd' itself is now curse word for he's rest of his life. I mean, not literally but actually I guess.
22:57 BRO IVE SEEN THAT LED SIGN BEFORE SOMEONE MADE THAT IN A PREVIOUS ENGINEERING CLASS AT MY SCHOOL WHAT ARE THE ODDS
It saddens me that schitt didn't get to see mine. I wanted to see him react to my stolen poker set.
Bro fucking skipped mine 6:23
@@kiadxxz rip bro at least he saw yours
First time I actually get notified when the vid uploads 😂😂
Can’t believe I wasted over 3 hrs of my life randomly coming across this art piece. It’s a 10/💩. Would recommend a part 3.
Erm, why is the top comment “I shit myself”
Don’t worry about it.
Don’t worry
Don't worry
Don't worry about it
Rawdogged both the bedroom vods for ya big guy.
0:52 hello there Joeeeee_____ in the live chat
We love you, cunnilingus ❤
43:56 ssniperwolf would say something stupid like "omg it's a tank"
It’s nice to know that Schlatt Knows and likes Godzilla.
I eat dry wall
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a tiny hidden sticker on the cutest set up
Oh perfect timing, I just finished on the first one
31:46 THOMAS!!!! MY AUTISM GOES WILD