@@theseekerofancienttruth3873 oh yes also need to see it being quite busy or in games so not watching many movies, but will watch it eventually. But like free guys that's how the world looks like. I'm still waiting for rockstar to add a NPC who randomly attacks us, has health like us and many weapons just to troll us
Imagine eating at a Burgershot while casually watching two guys dressed in all black with military thermal helmets on, chugging down testosterone pills with soda and candy bars, whole running back and forth while sniping and shooting rockets at each other in the middle of the road. Then when one of them dies, the winner gets in a flying bike or car and zip zip zooms away
Not to worry though. You might see all your friends and family die, but they always seem to come back within a few seconds. Of course the down side is you might just seem them die repeatedly within the span of a few minutes. I was waiting for the client to ask about access to the casino and the ocean. They seem to have frequent "business" there.
I mean, the hospitals can bring you back from the dead after taking an RPG to the face, falling several hundred feet to the street below, then getting run over multiple times. Fair trade if you ask me.
I would just stay in my house and order everything online because houses are indestructible and anything you order just teleports to your house in like 2 minutes.
Roman: "What do you think about Los Santos Niko? You love it, no?" Niko: _"I don't know Roman. It's the same as any other place only louder. People don't know how to shut up here."_
Yet again the acting and the editing is on point. I don’t regret what I said on the last short at all! Your content is straight AMAZING! Please never stop making shorts like these 😊 Edit: You are also very funny 😂
Tips to survive Los Santos as an NPC: 1- be respectful to players and NEVER EVER call them slurs or curse on them 2- Never drive a nice car and stop on a red light (for better chances at survival never even drive a nice car) 3- don't cross the road if you ever see a car going 220 Km/h heading towards you because that's always a player and they don't give a fuck if they hit you 4- Don't stand in crowded areas because some people like to triumph over crowded people with a big or fast car Good luck surviving and have a good vacation/life in Los Santos ❤
Don't worry you will be fine as long as you do not become important to literally anyone and you don't leave your house. People don't know how to break a front door even with orbital cannons for some reason
The guy who wants to buy the home: what this city's crime rate I couldn't find it on the list? The home owner: you're going to die. The guy: excuse me? The owner: its 6000 The guy: omg that many people die in a year? The owner: every second. (The every second line got me so hard I laughed to death) 😂😂😂
Exactly how would real people tell about Los Angeles real crime rate and it's ridiculous gun control only affects a law-abiding citizens but for us criminals in GTA it's a gangster paradise 😅😅😅
The noise pollution is crazy, the amount of random ass gunshots into an idle car nobody’s in, also along with the random planes blowing up as you wake up 10/10!
My god, the checkered shirt takes me back to 2013! Loved the red one until my friend at the time commented that my character looked like a lumberjack.... 😂
A decade ago , with the price of that apartment (7-8 mill i think) we can rule the world, host car meets and help the low levels man what a time to be alive. The last time I played GTA online was 2020 and i was at rank 800 💀 (real totally not flexing)
Just stay inside and you’ll be perfectly fine make sure you’re friends with the neighbors so if you need to go anywhere, you can rush out of your house and quickly going to their house rent and repeat until you’re at your designated location and NPCs can go into homes but players can’t just make sure you are not going into a bank
Look on the bright side, this building is 100% safe and nothing can bother you even if it means using an orb cannon shooting it from space. Groceries though WILL be a problem..
Why do i have a feeling that this urge is like someone is mind controlling him to force him to stay to stabilize the population of the city, creepy dude, what a nice idea of a video, shows a hidden scary side of gta, i love it.
The house prices must be very low in Los Santos. Cause not much people want to move there lol. 😂. And also from the video he was giving the agent a couple of bucks. Sums it up pretty nicely.
If i was traped in this place I would first never go outside and i will just online order food and I will get a job that I have to do FROM home and thats the best way to survive los stantos
Low-key was waiting for an oppressor to fly by the house
205 likes but no reply, let me fix that
Also and same
Or a jet
Tryhard: you cannot run forever
Just blows up a wall and kicks him
You gonna be up all night from casino robberies to missiles being fired
And flying bikes also jets
Definitely impossible to get any sleep in Los Santos
@@reidboehm cant even sleep in Los Santos💀
@@juanwilsoncvega2871 I know right 😮
Yes
People die in los Santos every day and it starts again the next day without having their previous memory's
Like in Free Guy. I Still need to see that.
@@theseekerofancienttruth3873 oh yes also need to see it being quite busy or in games so not watching many movies, but will watch it eventually. But like free guys that's how the world looks like. I'm still waiting for rockstar to add a NPC who randomly attacks us, has health like us and many weapons just to troll us
That sounds like the truman show
To live or die in los santos
Imagine eating at a Burgershot while casually watching two guys dressed in all black with military thermal helmets on, chugging down testosterone pills with soda and candy bars, whole running back and forth while sniping and shooting rockets at each other in the middle of the road. Then when one of them dies, the winner gets in a flying bike or car and zip zip zooms away
😂😂😂
While blowing up some suicidal cops
Average gta session💀
Gta sessions are wild
This is why i stopped playing online it was hella fun when it first came out tho
super accurate lmao, they just see a dude in a pink suit and a pink helmet with a pink oni mask next thing you know it, you’re instantly in heaven
Graystillplays
@@thegaminghistorian1209 yeah graystillplays lol
Yep. I wonder what would happen if you mixed GrayStillPlays with Progamerdude
They are the extreme opposites of each other
Bruh
This is actually the cereal killer who just bought a new house because he was finally found out.
cereal 💀
@@chronicthingz 😂😂😂
You mean serial killer?
😂
A cereal killer? Well, that’s a fun homophone.
@@chronicthingzHe is the one who pours milk first 😮
Little did he know, as long as he was in his apartment, not even an oppressor mk2 could destroy it. Therefore, he'd survive
So long as he never leaves
This is the type of shut-in that you don't want to be
What about food
@@flamephoenix8413 we've forgotten the fact that people in the gta world don't need food or water to survive 💀
Orbital Canon go brrrrr
"But don't worry, everyone just respawns hours later!
We never truly die!"
🌚
So I got a monthly salary of 10k, what do you think that'll get me ?
-A couple of white shirts, take it or leave it
They only sell in bulk, lifetime supply is cheap when people have a short lifespan.
That's GTA online for ya
Can u write the comment with the "best i can do is" meme
A garage
POV California
Welcome to Los Santos, the city where you're lucky to survive even 1 second
Proceeds to get beelined by a Massive Aircraft in 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 Seconds. 💀🌚
When he checks outside the window he will just see people blowing everything up using RPG and a baby with a gun and an old man with a machine gun
At least every night will be dinner with a show 😅
@@reidboehm oh and don’t forget that one dude with the ramp car
@@reidboehm just imagine while eating dinner franklin uses godmod then just blows him up with an RPG
@@reidboehm and you're also forgetting about the khanjali with railgun attached and in the colors of subway
“Idk why, but I have the extreme urge to move in anyway”
Lmao
Don’t worry man, the local hospital can cure anything
The hospital: we just read their file and leave the body
@@georgehawash6021 than who revives players?
Literally cures death 💀
I honestly don’t know if I would get used to the noise of gunshots and chaos outside during night time
Not to worry though. You might see all your friends and family die, but they always seem to come back within a few seconds. Of course the down side is you might just seem them die repeatedly within the span of a few minutes.
I was waiting for the client to ask about access to the casino and the ocean. They seem to have frequent "business" there.
Bro couldn’t control his urges even in the face of death
I mean, the hospitals can bring you back from the dead after taking an RPG to the face, falling several hundred feet to the street below, then getting run over multiple times. Fair trade if you ask me.
You'll be saying that until you get disintegrated by the sun spawned by a player and no respawn because the hospital got blown to smithereens.
Also some of the people are immortal so when they "die" they just respawn as if nothing happened. (Talking about the players)
Don't worry, your fridge refills every day, just hide in doors and hope your not part of a mission
The urge to move in comes from how cheap it would be
"A year?" "Every second..." thay really made me laugh with my ass...
Don’t worry the entire population will all be knew by tomorrow
That rent has got to be dirt cheap 👀💀
10 cents a month
@@mateovaldes3762 oh sweet! But the crime rate worries me.
@@mateovaldes3762aslong as you get a futurstic floating bike ur fine
Its all fun and games till the credits roll out with “based on a true story” 😳
Yet the house is indestructible to everything, even explosives
"Did I mention most of that killing was made by 3 people who are still loose?" 💀
Honestly if Los Santos existed, there would be a death rate equal to a war lol
My ass would sooner live in a Gulag than live amongst the "people" of Los Santos.
I would just stay in my house and order everything online because houses are indestructible and anything you order just teleports to your house in like 2 minutes.
So live life like how we did in 2020 only way faster?
"Buys plane ticket to Los Santos".
“Any questions?”
“Yeah, how many heists can I plan in here?”
If the player could blow up buildings, there wouldnt even be anywhere to live in the first place.
I love how the subtitles say, "And here it is," but it he actually says, "Idiots, here it is."
Roman: "What do you think about Los Santos Niko? You love it, no?"
Niko: _"I don't know Roman. It's the same as any other place only louder. People don't know how to shut up here."_
He should also ask how's the traffic in Los Santos. 🤣
*Hears cars exploding by a tank on the highway*
Yet again the acting and the editing is on point. I don’t regret what I said on the last short at all! Your content is straight AMAZING! Please never stop making shorts like these 😊
Edit: You are also very funny 😂
I'm surprised he didn't die just trying to get to the apartment
The houses will be super cheap relative to its worth
Every years? every second 😂
The explosions you hear when youre in a apartment:
60 thousand? that’s pretty low
Tips to survive Los Santos as an NPC:
1- be respectful to players and NEVER EVER call them slurs or curse on them
2- Never drive a nice car and stop on a red light (for better chances at survival never even drive a nice car)
3- don't cross the road if you ever see a car going 220 Km/h heading towards you because that's always a player and they don't give a fuck if they hit you
4- Don't stand in crowded areas because some people like to triumph over crowded people with a big or fast car
Good luck surviving and have a good vacation/life in Los Santos ❤
But if you stay in your house your safe because building are invincible
So order Uber eats and you’ll live 😂
Im surprised the los-santos cops didnt give up yet
All within walking distance from the beach (if u can make it there without being run over or blown up)
The face he makes while saying excuse me 💀
Clears throat mhmhm (Trevor)
Then that means that apartment belonged to somebody a few seconds ago
The crime rate doubles if it’s gta online
Nah it x999999999 if it's all of gta online.
How can franklin, Michael and Trevor kill 60,000 people a second
The good news if your the main character your health insurance is one of the best you practically can’t die
Don't worry you will be fine as long as you do not become important to literally anyone and you don't leave your house. People don't know how to break a front door even with orbital cannons for some reason
I did the math and if 60000 people die every second, there would be no one on earth
In 1 day
Every second got me off guard
remember that los santos hospital can revive everyone back to live
The guy who wants to buy the home: what this city's crime rate I couldn't find it on the list?
The home owner: you're going to die.
The guy: excuse me?
The owner: its 6000
The guy: omg that many people die in a year?
The owner: every second.
(The every second line got me so hard I laughed to death) 😂😂😂
Like always great👍👌 keep it up mate
Yeah everyday in Los Santos is the cleansing day
Exactly how would real people tell about Los Angeles real crime rate and it's ridiculous gun control only affects a law-abiding citizens but for us criminals in GTA it's a gangster paradise 😅😅😅
Bro must have been from Liberty City
"And you can not have child"
Convince me Ohio is crazier than Los Santos, I'll wait.
The crime rate is 60.000 but the death rate is 0
“Military training…..?, no that’s just Craig and Dave fighting over who gets to rob Diamond Casino”
im pretty sure the las santos population is just immortal
Enjoy your time in los santos especially since you're never leaving
When it's too good to be true :
Talk about the refresh rate
I don't play GTA but i guess this is relatable to a lot of people.
the urge comes from the weather
"WELCOME TO LOS SANTOS"
Well they can't enter houses, so they are safe.
Moral of the story: just stay inside and get everything delivered
Me: walking out of the garage
See 5 suppressor 2 tanks 4 jets 3 armored cars
Me: i am dead
Los Santos sign "you will die"
Just stay in the apartment building and I think you’ll be fine until hovercraft flies into your window then you’re fucked
I see we're fucked 🌚💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
The noise pollution is crazy, the amount of random ass gunshots into an idle car nobody’s in, also along with the random planes blowing up as you wake up 10/10!
Him: Wait, how much is this? You never told me.
The salesguy: 15 cents
Pov me and m'y gaz bomb 5 minute after😊😂
White families in horror movies with haunted houses:
I thought someone was gonna crash a plane into the house
My god, the checkered shirt takes me back to 2013! Loved the red one until my friend at the time commented that my character looked like a lumberjack.... 😂
Thats literally the best home in gta online in my opinion
I mean with all the random hits that sounds about right, move away this is our city 😂
A decade ago , with the price of that apartment (7-8 mill i think) we can rule the world, host car meets and help the low levels man what a time to be alive. The last time I played GTA online was 2020 and i was at rank 800 💀 (real totally not flexing)
As long as your friend's with Lester you should be good
But the healthcare is amazing.
Just stay inside and you’ll be perfectly fine make sure you’re friends with the neighbors so if you need to go anywhere, you can rush out of your house and quickly going to their house rent and repeat until you’re at your designated location and NPCs can go into homes but players can’t just make sure you are not going into a bank
gta 5 story mode: 😀 gta 5 online mode:😈😈😈
POV when u make a new character in gta online
Los Santos in Story Mode: casual city life with a bit of unhinged
Los Santos in Online mode: PVP Hellscape.
just buy it when get a 6 comes out 😂
*Meanwhile*
Main character getting 10 stars
I mean you’ll be fine If you STAY inside
nah u fine if u make a secret tunnel out of los santos and a deep bunker
Look on the bright side, this building is 100% safe and nothing can bother you even if it means using an orb cannon shooting it from space. Groceries though WILL be a problem..
What’s the crime rate?
Yes
Why do i have a feeling that this urge is like someone is mind controlling him to force him to stay to stabilize the population of the city, creepy dude, what a nice idea of a video, shows a hidden scary side of gta, i love it.
Death: This Job Just Keeps Getting Better and BETTER!!!!!💀💀💀💀💀💀
The house prices must be very low in Los Santos. Cause not much people want to move there lol. 😂. And also from the video he was giving the agent a couple of bucks. Sums it up pretty nicely.
Y'all don't wanna see those fighter jets flying over and the bullets are explosive 💀🤣
I thought that they guy that got asked the question and says 100.000 and the other guy says perfect it will be perfect
"dont worry...you reset"
If i was traped in this place I would first never go outside and i will just online order food and I will get a job that I have to do FROM home and thats the best way to survive los stantos