[engsub/nijisanji] Kanae, Kuzuha & Cooking Simulator ChroNoiR くろのわ にじさんじ切り抜き
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2020
- If there’s any translation error please leave them in the comments below!
This is part 2 of Kanae, Kuzuha & Cooking Simulator!
Please check out their original streams!
Kanae’s Stream: • マジで普通に料理をこなしていくだけ｜Cook...
Kanae’s Channel: / @kanae
Kanae’s Twitter: / kanae_2434
Kuzuha’s Stream: • 【Cooking Simulator】シェフ...
Kuzuha’s Channel: / @kuzuha
Kuzuha’s Twitter: / vamp_kuzu
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"the soup seems to be transparent" kuzu hun,,,,, there's nothing there
yes hahahahaha
@Florence Arva I saw you guys in some vids commenting the same thing, so I can proudly say that this guy used alt accounts.
Hahahahaha transparent soup= air
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR KITCHENS LMAO
Kuzuha just casually saying that he has a movie he wants to watch without ever mentioning it ever again
yes 🙈
"there's a movie i want to watch"
[proceeds to completely forget he ever said that]
i bet it was ratatouille
Ah, 700 meters of chicken broth. The sequel of 10 meters of sunflower oil.
of course, we all require 960 meters of tomato 😆
Its mili liters right?? 💀
XDDDDDD
@@najiv8797 shhh just trust him he got this
2 0 M E T E R S O F S A L T L A S T T I M E
“It’s so dirty!! Why??” said Kuzuha while throwing the thing he’s holding
🤣🤣🤣
My stomach HURTS FROM LAUGHING AT THIS HAHAHAHAHA
"the soup seems to be transparent👩🦯" - kuzuha 2020
a recipe only kuzuha is capable of making 🤠
Ah yes transparent soup
no one but a madlad can make this
yum
Kuzuha cooking with dozens of shattered plates in the background is so chaotic in itself
YES LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Kuzuha..he's a different breed but I LOVE HIM
WE LOVE OUR LITTLE VAMPIRE
I can’t Kanae is the expectations and kuzuha is the reality 😭 this was so funny to watch “this soup seems to be transparent” LMAOAO
the ending killed me 😭 kuzuha omg
that scream LOL
kuzuha's just built ✨different✨ and im all here for it
oof, you have spoken of nothing but the truth 🌸
The difference between Kuzu's Cooking Simulator and Overcooked personalities is so funny lol
YES XD XD
where can I eat transparent tomato soup? I’d like to try one.
oof yessss I'd give it 5 stars LMAO
btw your DP!!! I WANT YURI ON ICE SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@subtitlerpeko exactly I wish they'd release a season 2 as well
I swear it actually exists. Just search transparent tomato soup on youtube
Kanae's salt and pepper: on the counter right in front of him
Kuzuha: searching for salt and pepper on the floor
LMAOOOO THE DIFFERENCE I CANT IM WHEEZING-
IKRRRRR
meter... is he trying to cook food for a giant? 😂
LMAO XD
I WAS THINKING IT WHILE WATCHED HIM 😂😂😂😂 AND YELLING
Kanae : *_"Certainly, it's not good that there's extra"_* **proceed to dump some into sink*
This hurts me on personal level xD
Kuzuha, he served nothing at the customer. I'm surprised he still got 5 stars for the time lol
Honestly, the STARK contrast in both of their cooking 😆
*get served soup*
"Wow the chef workin fast, but why is my soup non existent?"
Kuzuha sounded so proud of himself too 😭
Omg IKR 🥺😭
the way the vid cuts to kuzuha screaming is so funny😂😂
yes! and his eyes go really wide when he screams 😆
@@subtitlerpeko I didn't notice that😂 why is he so cute lmao
i like how kanae has a clean kitchen and puts down stuff gently,
kuzuha on the other hand, has a kitchen thats not been cleaned and puts down stuff like a madman
I'm eagerly waiting for the burning kitchen from kanae's stream 😂 kuzuha throwing everything around is just chaotic in so many levels
coming right up!!
glad you liked the video 🙈💕
I can't breathe omg why is this literally the two types of people who cook. The ones who can and the ones who think milliliters are meters.
Kuzuha your kitchen is so dirty 🤣🤣
yes T.T it's a disastor! XD
"doesn't this dish need carrot as well?"
*proceeds to pick up a parsley root*
🤣🤣🤣
Kazuha:the soup seems to be transparent
The soup:honey im not even here im a hallucination
i love that kuzuha’s just one big disaster but that doesn’t make him any less lovable and hilarious💀💀💕
kuzuha cooks like how i would cook if i ever do cooking
I feel you on a spiritual level
my mum is too scared to leave me alone in the kitchen
I can't believe I only found out about them now, so far from what I've seen, they're really entertaining. I was laughing so hard I started choking when Kuzuha was trying to plate up his soup. KEKW
That moment Kuzuha cooks better than me...I just burn the house down
EDIT: I mean- I at least I don't serve transparent tomato soup HAHAHA
he a madlad
The perfection of a plate. Very well prepared.
The difference between Kanakana and Kuzuha's cooking is lightyears away.
Thanks for the sub.
oof, they sure are lightyears away XD
thank you for always commenting-peko!
Welcome. As an illiterate in Japanese I wanted to thank you so much for your efforts.
@@user-zy5ku4nl6w
Kuzuha's funkin MESS.
AHAHAHA YES
it’s hilarious how as soon as kuzuha reads the screen you can see the shattered plates and bottle from the last meal he made
I'm actually crying from laughing Kuzuah is goofy. I love these translated videos so much, I love to see these two so much thank you!!
AHAHAHA I'm so happy!!! Thank you for your comment!
YALL IM SERIOUSLY PISSIGNGJ FROM LAUGHTER I CCANT BREA THE WHY IS KUZUHA LIKE THIS THE WAY HE SERVED THE PLATE EMPTYYYHSJJD "this soup seems to be transparent" HELP
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 💞💞💞
This channel posts Kuzuha and Kanae stuffs, just exactly what I needed
ahahaha, I love these two! Tbh, these two were the very first vtubers who pulled me into this rabbit (coughs in peko) hole XD
I would like to translate other vtubers as well! If you have any videos, ChroNoiR or other, then please let me know peko!! ^^
I can’t stop laughing at the different states of their kitchens
And this is why ChronNoir is the best
YEEEESSSSSSS
KUZUHA PLS DON'T EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS ASKLKSHD
THE ENDING PLSDANSD😭😭 "0 stars" EHHH UWAHHHH
Kanae: Good chef
Takes in consideration what the client would feel when eating
Always gets ☆☆☆☆☆ 5 stars when the food is rated
Meanwhile kuzuha: Reads ml meter
Is the type of people who would accidentally (?) Let fall the food and say "how would they know?"
Presentation 5 stars but 0 for the taste
Doesn't know how to cook
My expectations when I'm cooking: *Kanae*
When I'm cooking in Reality: *Kuzuha*
Me: *clicks video*
Kuzuha 2 sec later : TOMATO SOUPU WAN? TOMATO SUPU WAN!
TOMATO SOUPU WAN YEAH LES GO!
Kanae's kitchen is spotless.
Kuzuha look like he had a war with food and lost.
I trust Kanae not to poison me but Kuzuha gets the gold star for effort
Kanae's and Kuzuha's kitchens really are different when comparing them side by side
I can't get over the fact that Kuzuha yeets everything after he's finished using it. 😂
Also, Kanae has beyond human's power.
THE SOUP SEEMS TRANSPARENT IM DYING
I LAUGHEDSO MUCH AT THE END GOODBYE KUZU PLEASE
I lost it when I saw that there was NOTHING on the plate LMAOOOOO all the hard work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IT GETS ME EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just found out about vtuber 2 weeks ago and these twos 1 week ago. But I have watched almost every stream of them and now I feel like I have missed the whole timeline. Their stream are very addicted and entertaining. I really need to go outside and touch some grass.
I love them so much 💕
Kanae's kitshen: orginized uses tools
Kuzuha's kitchen:...
Ah kuzuha's cute as always
yes :3 one hell of a cutiepie
MEANWHILE KAZUHA PICKING STUFF FROM FLOOR 🤣🤣
Even if Kuzuha's soup is transparent, I'll give him 5 stars for the effort he put into it.
WHEN HE REALIZED HE MISSED THE PLATE HELP
Kuzuha's TOMATO SOUP ONE just broke my eardrums but hey i aint complainin
OMG I HOPE YOU'RE OK!!! He screamed at the end as well LOLOLOL
Kuzuha.... its RAW
Kuzuha: all My hard work is done!
is not done kuzuha is GONE
😂😂😂
It took me 4 mins into the vid to realise I was watching this while drinking tomato soup
LMAO!! Was it _transparent_ ? XD
there are two types of people
kanae's kitchen looks so clean 😭😭😭i want him as my wife please
kuzuha's kitchen is messier than my room, how
WN AMO COMO KANAE HACE TODO PERFECTO Y KUZUHA XDDD
really just thought they we're gonna play papa's pizzeria 💀
omgggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean ... I'd really want them to play it 😆😆
Thank u for translating ❤️
glad you liked the video 💕💕🙈
kuzuha be needing that .7 kilometer chicken broth
kuzuha complaining that it's too messy while acting like it wasn't him that made it messy in the first place
Oof Classic Kuzu move
Btw thank you for watching peko!! 😄❤️
kanaeeee kanae kaaaaanakanaaaa whyyyy did youuuu dump the extraas in the siiiink whyyyyyyy kanakanaaaa
Kitchen:
Kuzuha' kitchen: 👁👄👁
Kanae's kitchen: ☺
thank you for the translations! your editing on this video was great too ^^ i loved the bgm u chose for kanae's clips and the parts you chose to end the clips for both of them at made them even funnier!
thank youuuu for the subs ❤❤❤❤❤
Kuzuha served 1ml of the soup... He took french cusine to the next level
4:53 HELP IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FOR THE PAST 3 MINUTES AND I CANT STOP
this video is a really big "OH NO, oh this is better- OH NO HERE HE COMES AGAIN"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD
KUZUHA YOU KLUTZ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one:
Kuzuha while measuring the chicken broth: is it 760 or 700 meters?
😂😂😂
The perfectionist and the chaotic
I lost it when Kanae had finished his soup and presented it and got a high score then it jumps to Kuzuha 😂
I cannot with Kuzuha😭 he keeps on yeeting his ingredients😭😭😭
And I thought I was a bad cook😂 Kuzuha.....you good?
XDXD
THIS IS SO FUNNYI CANT BREATHEEEEE
OMG KUZUHAAA
“this soup seems to be transparent” top 10 moments before disaster
kuzuhaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my eyes hurt everytime the video shifts in Kuzuha-san's kitchen my goodness. It's so messy, it makes me uncomfortable HAHAHA
Amazing 😍
thank yooooouuuuu💕💕💕💕
At this point I just wanna get inside my phone and help kazuha with cooking....
😂😂😂
TOMATO SOUP WAN
Kanae: professional
Kuzuha: RANDOM BS GO
LOLOLOL SO TRUE XD
When god told Noah he’s gonna drown the world, maybe he got his inspo from Kuzuha with his 700 meter chicken soup
part 2 and Kuzuha's still using meters...
Kuzuha: ichi ni san shi go roku
The seasoning: 4kg
HAHAHAH
Kuzu es un mundo aparte aldkdbf
If ChroNoiR ever get "married" in the near future, please don't ever let kuzuha in the kitchen. The vampire is too powerful 😂
ah yes, 300 meters of tomato soup, my favourite
i need an anime based off chef kuzuha
I hope that comes soon 🥺
Kuzuha legit served nothing- at least his time was 5* tho
I CAN *NOT* WITH KUZUHA PLS HE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS BUT PROCEEDS TO DO THE OPPOSITE LMAO
IKR!!!!! SAVE THIS CHILD LMAO
I just love the contrast lmfaoooo
it's kuzuhun trying to find the seasonings for me BYE-