[engsub/nijisanji] Kanae, Kuzuha & Cooking Simulator にじさんじ切り抜き 葛葉、叶とクッキング！くろのわ ChroNoiR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2020
- THE FINAL INSTALLMENT TO KANAE, KUZUHA & COOKING SIMULATOR ADVENTURES!
If there’s any translation error please leave them in the comments below!
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Kuzuha’s Twitter: / vamp_kuzu
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KONPEKO~
*CORRECTIONS*
1. Thank you
一部-san once again for your insights!!
In the beginning where it shows " *angry kuzu* " Kuzuha means:
"こっちは疲弊してんだよ！” ”I'm exhausted (from this job)!" or "I'm tired (of this job)!”
"このブラック企業が！" ”you evil corporation!”
This phrase is used by an exploted angry labour!
If you want any translations from Nijisanji or Hololive, please leave them in the comments below!
I hope you enjoyed the adventures of Kanae, Kuzuha & Cooking Simulator! ^^
Till then,
subtitler-peko
kanae: gets three 5 stars
kuzuha: lmao kitchen goes brrr
LMAAAOOOOOO
Kanae : "Trout is the easiest recipe isn't it?"
Meanwhile... Kuzuha was burning his kitchen until it became crispy xD
I mean.... I do like that crisp too
my mans cooked the whole kitchen😔 i stan the right man
yas 100% right you are!
Game: make baked trout
Kuzuha: instructions unclear, cooked the kitchen
LMAO
I died when Kuzuha threw the fire extinguisher into the fire, it exploded and the door of the freezer (I think it's the freezer?) fell off 🤣🤣🤣
OMFG I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT AND NOW I AM WHEEZING LMAAAAOOOOO
Kanae: Plays the game seriously
Kuzuha: I DO WHAT I WANT
Not even a min in and Kuzuha's kitchen is already on fire,,how-
lma0 just kuzu things XD
I said he's gonna set the kitchen on fire and it happened XD
U can already tell the difference by the kitchen,,Kanae is suprising neat while Kuzuha is just,,,kitchen mess HAHA
Thank you for translation of Kuzuha's arson of the kitchen.
I like the moment Kuzuha realized that he would be a hero for fire extinguishing.
This may be presumptuous, but Kuzuha's abusive words of the beginning is like this
"こっちは疲弊してんだよ！” ”I'm exhausted (from this job)!" or "I'm tired (of this job)!”
"このブラック企業が！" ”you evil corporation!”
a typical line when an exploited labor goes nuts.
KONPEKO!!!
It's an absolute joy to read your comments as I learn a lot from them!
I never knew this phrase! Is it used often in Japan??
@@subtitlerpekoI'm glad I could help you.
”ブラック企業” is a common phrase these days. it is even on Wikipedia.
Kuzuha always says random gibberish, so I want to see how does kuzuha's line get translated.
Once again, thank you for your translation!
@@alc1696 I see!! Actually, since I don't know a lot of Japanese references, I find some parts hard to translate since I can't figure out Kuzu's random gibberish.
「藪から棒に」感じがあります！
@@subtitlerpeko indeed. it's hard to translate Kuzuha even for Japanese. Yes, 藪から棒に葛葉は意味不明な事を喋る。そこが葛葉の魅力の一つ。
@@alc1696 そうね🤭🤭🤭
Yes, it was absolutely delicious. A little toasty... and burnt.. BUT YES tasty xD
oishiiiiii
Kanae: Order
Kuzuha: CHAOS!!✨
I love them both HAHAH💖😂
kanae: this is a 5-star meal, isn't it?
kuzuha: *gazes into the burning distance*
Kanae: 5 stars
Kuzuha: *on fire
kuzuha is me during ,my puberty whenever they ask me to cook sometg 0:02
AHAHAHA LMAO
So Kuzuha went from measuring 10 meters of sunflower oil and serving "transparent" soup to burning down the whole kitchen. It all makes sense.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT KUZUHA LMFAO I SPAT MY WATER OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*KITCHEN BURNING*
KUZUHA: 😎
meanwhile kanae: *5 stars*
LMAOOOO I CANT THIS WAS SO GOLD
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO
I AM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED THE VIDEO!! XDXD
Kuzuha had lost it 🤣🤣🤣
YES! XD
Kuzuha perfectly sums up me in the kitchen not gonna lie
LMAO me too
You can't convince me kuzuha isn't a real anime character
this screams like those tiktok videos where they show two sides of each scenario.
Kuzuha radiating Roman Holiday vibes while Kanae radiates Le Festin vibes, just chilling.
Kuzuha: * places blow torch near gasoline tank *
me: AYO YOURE GONNA BURNDOWN THE KITCHEN 🗣‼
this would be really funny if you edit the "dumadumadum dadumda" panicked music in kuzuha's part and peaceful chinese music in kanae's lol
OMFG I SHOULD'VE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I regret it now T.T
I wonder if kuzuha realised he’s been calculating with meters
I laughed so much I cried xDD!! I didn't know you could burn the kitchen THAT MUCH in cooking simulator AHSVKDVK
Oh god, I love them xDD
Thank you so much for translating it!!
AHAHA IKR! These boys make my day too! I am so happy you liked the video!
Kanae: plays the game per usual
Kuzuha: *commits arson*
1:46 he actually sounds satisfied😂
1:15 Kuzuha the Hero
Kanae: this recipe is so easy lmao
Kuzuha:FUCK THIS KITCHEN IN PARTICULAR
i wanna be a chef like kuzuha
He is a top tier, god level chef
0:46 HE DID NOT EVEN START COOKING YET THE KITCHEN IS ALREADY ON FIRE😭😭😭💀💀 PLSSS IM DYINGG
Now we know kuzuha can't be left alone in the kitchen...😭😭😔😔
2:10 bye- he's so funny
Mop the fire kuzuha-san😂😂
I love the fact that you show both gameplays together and not one by one cause it only makes everything more funny
Kanae: I'll cut some lemons
Kuzuha burning the kitchen down in 3 seconds:
Tysm for translating it, I am very entertained by Kuzuha's funny behavior, I have watched all three of them, and I have also subscribed to you. I hope you continue this translation thanks😭❤️. Keep up the spirit^^
Thank you so much for watching!! 🥺💕💕
kzh deadass cooked his kitchen instead of the fish
Thank u for translating this, i really love them😂
Kuzuha's kitchen is burning lmao😆😆😆
Kuzuha really cooked the kitchen. Gordon ramsay could never
Kuzuha: are you alright? are you alright?
Also Kuzuha: you don't look alright 👁👄👁 * proceeds to yeet the extinguisher at the fire *
i'm suprised the fire extinguisher didn't help distinguish the fire BAHHAH
Watched part 1-3 it's so funny how chaotic Kuzuha is while Kanae is trying his best to perfect the recipe. oh god my cheeks hurts from smiling and laughing sm 😁
i found a new fckn obsession hihi
HIIIIII
Ughhhh they're so funny and adorable at the same time my heart explodes
@@subtitlerpeko Truly. I'm actually blushing and smiling like an idiot as I watch them. theyre just so adorable 😊💗
omg kuzuha 😭 kanakana is so good at this game
Ahahahaha fun to watch a calm boy and the opposite 😂😂😂😂
RUSHIA AND KUZUHA ARE ALWAYS MY FAVOURITE
It's here oh god 😂😂 the burning kitchen and throwing stuff into it is my absolute most favorite, kuzuha is really chaotic. Kanae being neat in this kitchen is a lie! He was throwing eveything everywhere too 😂😂 esp breaking the plate by throwing a parsely
yesssss🤣🤣
btw I'm also uploading the video where kanae (tries) to burn his kitchen down as well!!! 🙈🙈🙈
kanae: hmm, trout is cool :)
kuzuha: *_A RSON_*
He literally burned everything...this is why i love kizuha holy shot!!😂
I aspire to become a chef like Kuzuha lmao
Oh my god. You can't burn the kitchen after all???
🤣🤣🤣
@@subtitlerpeko HE ALMOST SUCCEEDED! I actually looked forward to it happening 😂😂
@@dcardigan13 YES OMG EVEN KANAE!!
:Can you cook?
Me: Yes I can
A few hours later in the kitchen: 0:49
Thank you for another good food
GROW STRONG MY CHILD!
nobody:
kanae making a burger and kuzuha making trout: ARSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
LMAOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: (shows this to my sch's cutlery teachers)
Them: WHAT DID HE DO?!
Kzh: I'll be a hero if I extinguish this right?
Kzh 3 scnds later: [throws fire extinguisher to the fire]
This is how I'm gonna use an extinguisher from now on HAHAHA
I'M DYING. THE DIFFERENCE I'M-
Kuzuha-san was like...
*light'up the gas*
"thankyousomuch!"
Kuzuha burns the kitchen😭
At the start and at 0:24/0:40, he's saying "I'm bored" (Akita) and not "It's here" (A, kita) I think
Thank you!!
@@subtitlerpeko You're welcomed :D
i laughed at overwrite... obarite
😂😂😂
Kanae: Surprisingly doesn’t burn the kitchen down
Kuzuha: Proceeds to grill and fry the kitchen 🤤🤤🤤(you gotta get that extra crisp)
The kitchen taste GOOOODDD😂😂
Kuzuha commits arson
FBI OPEN UP
The more they don't care and angry, the more precise their controls are. (Ah, I'm talking about Kuzu and Kanae, except Kanae's meltdown can be seen at the end of his stream - it's not included in this video)
OMG THIS IS GOD LEVEL OBSERVATION 🤣🤣👏👏
@@subtitlerpeko no for real tho! ChroNoir suddenly stopped being clumsy and breaking plates when their only goal left was to burn their kitchen down
@@dcardigan13 yes 🤣🤣🤣
I'm uploading KANAE burning his kitchen down today 🙈🙈🙈
@@subtitlerpeko yasssss Show em how mutually ✨c h a o t i c✨ ChroNoir really are
@@dcardigan13 I made it!!! 🙈🙈
im absolutely whipped for kuzuha.
like yes sir burn that kitchen ( ˘ ³˘)♡
OMG?!?
0:00 0:40 perhaps this translate might defferent from true meaning
'It's here' is meaning ここにある right？
But kuzuha says 飽きた(akita)＝ get bored,get tired of
I don't familiar with English Slang so I may be wrong. If ' it's here ' have a meaning like 'i get tired of this job' ,it's sorry😣😣
KONPEKO!
I think you are right! Thank you so much!!
This too are polaropposite.
Kuzuhaaa daijobu?
Is kuzuha okay.....
Kuzuha just losing it an burning the whole kitchen down was worth watching 😂
glad you enjoyed the video 🥺💕