[eng sub/nijisanji] Kanae, Kuzuha & Cooking Simulator にじさんじ切り抜き ChroNoiR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2020
- If there’s any translation error please leave them in the comments below!
This is part 1 of Kanae, Kuzuha & Cooking Simulator. Hope y’all enjoyed it!
Please check out their original streams!
Kanae’s Stream: • 初めての料理配信です。｜Cooking Si...
Kanae’s Channel: / @kanae
Kanae’s Twitter: / kanae_2434
Kuzuha’s Stream: • 【Cooking Simulator】シェフ...
Kuzuha’s Channel: / @kuzuha
Kuzuha’s Twitter: / vamp_kuzu
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NOT MY MANS MEASURING IN METER JHDMSKSJ😭😭😭
LMAO KUZU!
btw I uploaded the second part of it where he measures 700 meters of chicken broth HAHAHA
please check it out when you can! th-cam.com/video/DSMPiaVWSRk/w-d-xo.html
LMAOAOAOAOOOOO
@@keirono ITS A LIFESTYLE BESTIE
"sunflower is 10 meter"-kuzuha
cooking tutorial vs "cooking tutorial"
AHAHAHAHA we know who is who lmao
First year of opening your restaurant: Kanae
15 years and one generation later: *Kuzuha*
FACTS!!!
btw I just uploaded the second part of this video so please check it out when you can! th-cam.com/video/DSMPiaVWSRk/w-d-xo.html
Kanae may seem like he's more careful and the better one, but if you continue to watch...
* flashbacks to when Kanae threw his knives as darts on the dart board, poured liquids on the floor and set his kitchen on fire *
OKAY WOW THIS IS NEWS I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT
@@goddammitno_ If you search up Kanae's Kitchen, there's a 3 subbed parts of it and you'll get to see the chaos he actually makes LMAO
His cooking live streams are so chaotic it’s awesome
Kuzuha : *"Someone stole it, ah I kept it here"*
Never change Kuzuha, never change xD
Kanae was really careful when measuring the seasonings, etc. Meanwhile Kuzuha was using meter to measure everything lol
ahahahaha, I've been in that situation too XD
yes! the amount of care kanae took, and when I see kuzu, I want to protect that child XD
@@subtitlerpeko must protecc
love the contrast on how kuzuha places the salmon on the counter and kanae places it on the cooking board
YES IKR 🤣
Kanae's cooking: elegant, careful, gentle 💅 👌
Kuzuha: 👁👄👁 4:42
Loved this XD
so accurate!
that had me laughing lmao he's so funny
lmaooo
I love how everything in Kuzuha’s kitchen is messy but as soon he saw a knife on the floor, “THIS IS DANGEROUS-“
_Salmon filament_
*a-d-d* the salmon filament to the pan
@@subtitlerpeko XD Kuzuhahaha is the best
@@_katiann_4379 yessssssssss
The two will cause so much chaos if they were in a kitchen together
I think the kitchen will be burnt down within 5 minutes 😆😆
Didn't they cook pizza together just a few streams ago? 🤔
@@AkioAkiko yes the did 🙈🙈
@@subtitlerpeko have you thought about translating some clips? 👉👈
@@AkioAkiko yes actually! I wanted to translate the pizza one first, but I found that slightly difficult to translate than the cooking simulator (but I am working on the pizza one as well 🙈🙈)
You can see a BIG difference between Kanae's and Kuzuha's stove at 3:53 - 3:55, couldn't stop laughing about it
"why did the salt run away?"
0:29 explains it
i love how kanae is being so gente and kuzuha is just kitchen nightmares
my mind completely went blank when he said meters
I relate 100% 🤝
LMAO THE BLACK PEPPER KUZUHA REALLY SAID👩🦯
BURAKU PEPAHH
btw I just uploaded the second part of this video! so if you can, please do check it out! th-cam.com/video/DSMPiaVWSRk/w-d-xo.html
Childhood= Thinking kuzuha is bad at the game
Adulthood= Realising kanae is the real psychopath
YES!!!!!!!!!
oh no, i'm dying at "20 meters of salt" 😂
The contrast though 🤣🤣🤣
IKR!!
Kuzuha, don't boil yourself
XD XD
that two are super different lol
yes LMAO they're too different XD
Kanae often cooks for himself xd
i literally could not hold my laughter in when kuzuha accidentally put the salmon inside the pot and then broke the plate >
10 METER OF SUNFLOWER OIL
A D D TO THE PAN
3:16 KUZUKZUZU LEGIT YEETS THE CUTTING BOARD AWAY LMAOO AHAHHA
It gets worse with every dish he cooks 😂
4:32 KUZUHA STRUGGLING SO MUCH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Kanae in this video: Calm and Collected
Kanae in his OG stream: "trows parsely at plate"
No one :
Plate: " breaks "
Kanae: The parsely hard
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Kanae looks calm and --
*flashback to when he broke the plate by throwing parsley*
Kuzuha: pO-tAh-tOes
ChroNoiR
we love
The way kuzuha said potatoes, pls that was so cute😭❤️
KONPEKO~
*CORRECTIONS*
Thank you 冥王慧【VtuberKei Ch.】
!
1. 1:21 means ''what a waste''
2. 3:32 is something like ''this potato is in untouchable space''
I hope everyone is doing great!
If there are any translation errors, please leave them in this thread or in the comments below!
This way Part 1 of Kanae, Kuzuha & Cooking Simulator 🤧
Please look forward to the other two!
Also, how does the thumbnail look? 笑笑笑
I went crazy and did whatever I wanted to HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️
till then,
subtitler-peko
2:24
"Well, it's smoother than before"
「まぁでも、前よりはなかなかスムーズに(出来ている)」
3:30
"(Potatoes) go to inviolable areas"
「(ジャガイモが)不可侵領域まで行ってんだけど」
3:39
"You can boil the potatoes as they are."
「ポテトはそのまま茹でちゃって大丈夫です」
"About 2"
「まぁ2個ですね、約」
3:52
"2 minutes."→"1 and a half minutes."
5:10
"Thank you ."
「ほな、よろしくおくんなます」
("よろしくお願いします"を、京都の方言"よろしくおくんなまし"と料理の"なます"を合わせて言った言葉。普段使いはしない)
5:58
"It is important to be a little conscious of the back."
「ちょっと奥めを意識するのが大事だよ」
I'm a Japanese Kuronowa fan.
I can hardly understand english.
I translated the part without subtitles using the translation app.
Thank you for the nice cutout movie.
Thank you for loving Kuronowa.
Hello!! Thank you so much!!
kuzuha can set water on fire 😭
thank u for the translation!!
I can imagine this happening LMAO!
He must be protected at ALL COSTS!
btw, I just uploaded the second part of this video so please check it out when you can! thank you!! th-cam.com/video/DSMPiaVWSRk/w-d-xo.html
@@subtitlerpeko thank u for the new translation!!
Kanae was using the timer and everything. Such a thorough cook.
He even burns the kitchen down thoroughly. We love a calculated king.
Kuzuha: Why does this salt run away?
Me: 0:30 and you'll know why
this was so hilarious omg hHSHSHAHS kuzuha saying meters and kanae just really trying his best as well hshdhshs they’re so precious
thank you for the translation + editing !! the contrast between the two is so funny w
Thank you for watching!! Your comment makes me happy-peko! ^_^
@@subtitlerpeko
Fun fact: Kuzuha and Kanae are the top two male VTubers on TH-cam in terms of subscribers (well over 400k each) and Nijisanji’s top two earners in Superchat revenue.
@@CJODell12 so i've heard! And I am not surprised since they're an absolute joy to watch
@@subtitlerpeko
Kuzuha sits at 514,000 subscribers and has made ¥79,135,333 JPY/$758,142.92 USD in total Superchat revenue to date, putting him 7th of all time worldwide.
Kanae sits at 462,000 subscribers and had made ¥48,070,325 JPY/$460,529.77 USD in total Superchat revenue to date, putting him 20th of all time worldwide.
playboard.co/en/youtube-ranking/most-superchated-all-channels-in-worldwide-total
I love how kuzuha refers to the potato salt water as broth 👍
Thank you for your translation!
Kanae always does Kanae, so does Kuzuha.
I love Kuzuha's pronunciation of English. POTĀTOSU!
thank you for your comment!!! I'm so happy you liked the video!! 😄❤️
PLEASE i havent laughed this hard in SO long
Thank you for watching peko 🥺💞
i laughed so hard watching this LMAO
thank you for the translation ^^
im so glad it did 😭💕💕
thank you for watching!!
please look forward to part 2 & 3 as well 😊
Kuzuha : wow that’s dangerous! who put the knife on the floor?!!
The smashed bottle and sunflower oil pool on the floor : it’s like we don’t exist at all
For once kanae is the sane one...he'd sure make a good housewife...
The way kuzuha spelled Potato. It was so cute
S A L T 2 0 M E T E R S.
0:33 black peppa
*peppa pig theme intensifies*
kanae is what you see on site and kuzuha is what u get 😭
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
"I need to plate the food now" *lets go of the plate*
... *"what happened?"* 🧍🏻♂️
I just love how kazuha has a whole big mess in his kitchen while kanae’s just taking it easy and doing everything fine😭
3:13 DID HE JUST FREAKING MISSED IT???? OH NOOO
I've seen their stream but I laughed so hard again I choked on my coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you so much for the hard work!!!!!
LMAO I'm glad you enjoyed the video but I HOPE YOU'RE OK!!! XDDDD
btw I just uploaded the second part, so please check it out when you can!! th-cam.com/video/DSMPiaVWSRk/w-d-xo.html
This is WHY you don't let a vampire COOK!!!
HE IS JUST YEETING EVERYTHING HERE AND THERE!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE HOW KUZUHA KEPT BREAKING EVERYTHING ANY PICKING UP THE FOOD FROM THE FLOOR 😹😹😹😹
That's why vampire feed on blood. Easy, quick and you don't have to cook.
Thank you so much for the translation ♡♡♡
I'm so happy you liked the video!
1:21 means ''what a waste''
3:32 is something like ''this potato is in untouchable space''
Thank you so much!!!
I'll correct them ^^
@@subtitlerpeko :D
salmon FILAMENT
That difference between kazuha's kitchen and kanae's kitchen though 😂😭
2 years late but Kanae being the tutorial guide while kuzuha is the viewer learning how to cook but still messes up 😭
This is just so hard to accept if they... we all know.
Thanks for the translation
glad you liked it 😊💕💕
The small moment of silence after Kuzu broke the plate sent me XS
When kuzuha tosses the salmon face-down on the plate aND THEN TOSSES THE POTATO POT ON TOP
2:39 too much apex 🤣
LMAO
4:07 Kuzuha nailed it
Inside kuzuha's mind : *cookin like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin*
@@subtitlerpeko yes lol
thank you! ^^
😊💕
Kanae is just there, being careful with what he's doing. Meanwhile Kuzuha:
ChroNoiR is always so funny lol. It's the way that they're similar and different in ways of cooking here but both ended up with different results.
their approaches are so different it makes it even funnier,,,., kuzuha messing around makes me laugh so much djnfkn
Kanae: -perfectionist chef-
Kuzuha: -messing around-
Kuzuha said 20 meters instead of 20 gram had me weezeing
Kanae: the potatoes are hot-
Kuzu: *proceeds to grab the potatoes and place them to the plate*
Oh god i remember these streams it was chaos 😂
YES THEY WERE AHAHAHA XD
I like how kuzuha is like: okay we put it here we put it there and throws the potato breaks the plate
And then there's kanae : okay we put time in be carefull
kanae: 1000 ml=1 litre
Kuzuha: *MeTerS*
Kanae: struggles for Perfection
Kuzuha: ＭＥＨ
The major contrast just cracks me up.
The way kuzuha just throwing everything on the floor 😭✋
Look at kanae,kanae’s doing so well and then there’s kuzuha wwwww this is why I love him
At least better then kuzuha,kuzuha is just a mess (笑）
I would never dare eat the food kuzuha cooks as I wouldn't know how many times it may came into contact with the floor 😂
Sameeee 😂😂😂
Thank you so much for uploading this!! I love the way you've edited!! I'm holding my sides from laughing so hard LOL.
Sorry if this comes off as unsolicited but,
at 3:30 He's saying 不可侵領域!! It means like 'out-of-bounds' or places in games that you can't reach bc of physics barriers.
I'm so glad it made you laugh 😆😆
and thank you so much for the correction!! I had a feeling that's what he was saying, but since my Japanese skills are still intermediate, I didn't want to translate something I'm not sure about 😭
I'm happy you told me about this! 💕💕
@@subtitlerpeko I feel you!! It's hard sometimes especially when they speak so rapidly or slur their words ahahahah
@@teioyoko yes 😭😭 would you give me any advice/tips to improve on this? like to understand their slurred words better!!
@@subtitlerpeko i'll play that clip over and over again and while im listening i'll use the japanese keyboard and try to type what i'm hearing until the kanji prompt comes up! especially with new words i haven't heard before sometimes just try to type what i hear until it makes sense!! or Sometimes i'll try to look up 切り抜き that have the japanese subtitles already in them!! my last resort is looking through the comments during livestream/edits for japanese fans repeating the words the vtubers said. a lot of them will be like " 〇〇で草 " and then i'm like OHHH that's what the liver was saying 😅
@@teioyoko wow!! these are some amazing tips!! thank you so much 😆😆💕💕
Never let kuzuha cook or your kitchen will be ruined 😫
Yeeessssssss😂🤝
AH IM OBSESSED WITH THEM FOR 2 WEEKS NOW HOW CAN I WATCH THERE STREAM WHER???
I always link their original streams and their respective channels in my description!
And thank you for watching the video 💞💞
@@subtitlerpeko okk thank u so so much for your hard work!!!!
Kanae kayak rapi dan pas ngelakuin pelan2, kuzuha cepet tapi BERANTAKAN BANGET HEH SABAR PELAN PELAN
guys never let kuzuha into the kitchen
Agreed 😂🤝
Kuzuha : I'll do it my way
Kanae put the salmon on a cutting board, and comeback JUST TO CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR although this is just a gamee. This man scares me.
kuzuha calling the salt koitsu is peak comedy
I like how kuzuha finishes using something and instead of placing it on the counter he throws it to the floor
3:15 lmaoooo 😭
plot twist: Kuzuha's the way better cook in real life
Kuzuha baby english is so cute T O ^ BbU bbA bBA
Kuzuha: "umai!" 🤣
They are totally different when cooking ... cooking (? and "Cooking" wwww
Kanae: precision is key
Kuzuha: random shiz GO
BRRRRRR
I'm crying-
🙈 what a chaotic chef kuzuha is 😂...I wonder if it tastes good 😂🙈?
Kanae, on the other hand, is more careful with cooking 😁.
I had a lot of fun watching this video 😂 🥰
“Eee, Sarumon Sutikku-“
Wait. SALMON STICK? Let me order that.
“Salmon Filament” = half fish, half flower www
Kuzuha do a lot of mess 😂😂
i lost it when kuzuha put the salmon in the pot 🤣
My guy measured in meters😭
My stomach hurts from laughing so much, do not let Kuzuha cook hahahahhaha