What Weren’t You Supposed to See?
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The one with the ten year old girl was so sad. Poor thing. 😓
My dad would send my mom very freaky messages and one day I pick up her phone and the first thing he said is he's gonna put another baby in her...i was like what...ended up $200 richer and my mom had the birds and the bees talk with me quite early...I was like um dude you guys are already 8 kids in do you really want more
🤣
A lot of humans have seen me in the woods
Yo bigfoot when are we gonna finish that bet we made yesterday?😏
@@hermilious7033 cease these illegal activities
@@blamelessblitz8402 its alright…*stuffs pocket with 20€* you didn’t hear anything, right?
@@hermilious7033 hear what?
Whoop
Whoop
Ah my favorite background noise while cooking 😂
Definitely, I listen to it while I'm cleaning
Same but with homework
Same but working out
Same but with grindy video games
Same but whilst painting
A girl at camp told me to hide near the pool after it closed for the night, because all the girls in her cabin were going skinny dipping. After swimming they spent a lot of time drying off, giving me really good views of...well, everything. I didn't wonder why they just happened to be doing this right in front of my hiding spot. Later I found out that they all knew I was there. Come to think of it, I guess this doesn't count as something I wasn't supposed to see.
Dang. I totally did it with my husband deep in the forest off the side of the hiking trail. I “really” hope no one saw us like they did that one couple 😂. There didn’t seem to be anyone around, there were no sounds of people. Here’s hoping!
I sound a lot like my mom. Have for years. Back before I finished high school, my dad called and I answered.
Me:”Hello?”
Dad:”So, are you naked?”
Me:”Ummm.... dad?”
Dad:”Shit! You sound just like your mom!”
Awkward at the time, but funny as hell later! 😂😂😂😂
I sound like my mom
Awwww awkward but nice to know your mum is still your dad's number one, sweet in a weird way.
@@TheFakeyCakeMaker my parents have been together for 29 years, and are still very much in love. My dad often gets her flowers, and on the card he’ll write “just because”
I have that exact same thing, except I’m a dude, and I apparently sound exactly like my dad.
Our voices are so similar, I not only fooled my mom once, but my AUNT (dad’s sister) too!
Luckily, we didn’t talk about any…private stuff like you and your dad did, but it’s still funny.
One time, I answered my dad’s phone for him, because he was taking a nap or something.
Me: Hello?
Mom: Oh hey, so I got your prescription (my dad has pain in his joints ‘n’ stuff), and I’m on my way home
Me: Uhh, what?
Mom: *realizes she’s not talking to my dad* “Oh god I thought you were your dad”
@@beastmaster0934 yea, I’ve had the same with other family as well. To the point where by the time I moved out in 2014, people would just immediately say my moms name with a questioning lilt to it, just to make sure they were talking to my mom lmao
I was helping my sister move her friends dead moms apartment because he couldn’t stand to do it. I had to take a break in the car because what we were cleaning was... Heavy. I wanted some gum so I opened the armrest, she always had extra. What I found was NOT gum, it was a pink vibrator. I was terrified.
Climbed up on kitchen counter when I was about 6 or 7. Rummaged through kitchen cupboard and on the top shelf I found a wrought iron sculpture. It had a bolt with little wrought iron legs chasing a nut with same, and the inscription on the base read, "NO! I didn't take my pill!" Of course I didn't get it, so I took the item to my mom to ask what it was. Funny how I was relieved of the sculpture, given some candy as a distraction, and never saw it again. I need to ask my mom if she remembers this.... was 50 years ago!
>I got the distinct impression that my stepmom (an older, very conservative lady) would NOT have been cool with any of this...
I can't imagine any woman of any age or political affiliation being okay with her spouse fooling around outside the marriage.
You'd be surprised.
@@kibki5773 I mean... If that's REALLY what you're into...
I'm not into cheating but I've been cheated on enough to know that you shouldn't have said 'any'.
There's also a thing called 'cuckolding' for some reason. Humans are weird.
@@kibki5773 I actually think I should have said "I struggle to". I can, in fact, imagining someone being into that.
@@MsAnimefan95 Enlightenment has been reached. Thanks for your time and enjoy your day mate.
My wife and I were newlyweds living in an apartment. My wife was a little nervous, and occasionally woke me up in the middle of the night because she "heard something". One night, she was actually right, there were voices nearby. I got up to have a look around, and realized that they were right outside our door. I looked out the peephole in the door and saw our neighbor across the hall. She was blonde, very cute, and completely naked. She was standing in her doorway talking to her boyfriend as he waited for the elevator. I kept an eye on her for a few seconds until the boyfriend left and she closed her door, just to make sure that there really was no danger to my wife and I.
"Yes, make sure everything is safe....safe....sssaaaaa....would you shut up, I'll be back to bed in a minute!!!"
Can't give details, as its confidential but previously I worked in a Walmart photo lab, a lawyer firm I believe it was, a persecutor's office printers all broke, and they needed to print out photos for a murder scene for a trial the next day. SO we were told we had to print these and keep it completely confidential, and make sure there was NOTHING, no print lines, other imperfections and such on these photos, there were hundreds of the crime scene, the victim, their wounds, a bit of autopsy etc. etc. All the gore-y and graphic details, it was not pretty. They had to be printed THREE times due to printer errors. I had to meticulously go through each photo to make sure it was printed to perfection. Needless to say I was kind of shook, quiet and distant for the rest of the day.
Though looking back all I can say is I hope I helped deal justice in my own way, that who ever did it hopefully got what they deserved despite never being able to get those images out of my mind again. Also I can say that I know confidential/classified info like the movies, minus the being cool part, as like I said those images will not leave my head anytime soon.
That is one strange attorney's office. WHY would the attorney has a person UNSKILLED in knowing what to look for, REVIEW photos???? (edited to clarify point)
Everyone who ever worked in a photolab especially Walmart has this story...
@@darylchance9324 not sure the person even was aware..imo
@@darylchance9324 what about being political? o.o i just wanted to specify because the defense and persecution teams are well different. but that might just be me being an ace attorney nerd.
That is extremely unprofessional, emergency or not. They shouldve brought in their guy and had them do it on your equipment. To force a civilian to see that stuff, either pay me good ahead of time, or I'll see you in court afterwards.
21:40 that has to be one of the most irresponsible things i've ever heard a parent do to their child in my life. If you were too goddamn cheap to buy straps at LEAST send them mom to sit on the sheet rock and have the 10 year old CHILD sit in the cabin. I mean what the fuck is wrong with people?
How did that family who had their kid riding on the sheet metal not get pulled over by the fucking police. What they did is highly illegal and unsafe. Those parents should’ve gotten jail time and charged with 2nd degree murder.
8:19 This story reminded me. On my way home from Walmart, I once saw a man crash into somebody's garage on a house at an intersection. I have no idea whether that man lived or not, but I'm pretty sure he's dead.
My Christmas gifts every year since age 5.
My new life insurance packet came with a letter to the insurance carrier stating if they found out that my health condition should change, notify the company so they could cancel my coverage. It also said to remove this letter before forwarding the packet to me. Fail!
Hope you got a lawyer
Several years ago, my father had been in a nursing home recovering from a severe bout of pneumonia. During that time, I was driving to a location in the area near that nursing home, so I made arrangements with him to pay him a visit in his room. I get to the nursing home late morning, and after asking at the front desk, go to his room. I proceed to go through the open door only to see an orderly giving him a sponge bath, and I got a full view of his naked backside.
I then proceeded to silently (but quickly) exit the room and waited outside until well after the orderly had finished and left. I did not mention that to my father as we spent about an hour talking about other subjects.
He cares less than you do. Trust me.
I once walked in on my parents in the living room when I was two years old. I can't believe I still remember that shit.
The story about the 10 year old girl in the sheetrock was sad. The story about the guy trying to publish a child pornography book on Amazon made me laugh if anyone deserves to be called a retard he does.
Bruh wtf is the thumbnail. It's like they are shocked at two people fighting on the ground
"fighting"
@@SarahElisabethJoyal yeah fighting, beating each other up.
@@EnderMorningstar stay innocent
@@jamaarfromafar1096 ?
RE: firefighters spraying blood and brains down a storm drain . . . A friend of mine lived in the 9th Ward in New Orleans. A drug deal gone bad ended with a dude getting his brains blasted all over the sidewalk right in front of her house. The police took the body away, but when she asked if they would clean the brains off the sidewalk they told her no, that wasn't their problem. She called the fire department. Same answer. She called the fire department in a neighboring ward and they were nice enough to send a truck outside their jurisdiction to take care of it. The 9th Ward is hardcore, apparently.
Uh, what? Blood and brains are kind of a biohazard. Why wouldn't they send someone to clean it up? What was your friend supposed to do? How would a regular person even go about cleaning up something like that?
Saw a guy be in their boxers in the men’s section of a target as they were trying on some pants. I was on the clock too. 🥶🥶
I am from the UK and read this a WHOLE other way haha!
The story on 9:31 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 what a way to get caught banging a chick. At least he was giving it to her
I have a good story, and I pray to God it's my one and only story like this. So last year I was coming up from downstairs, and I wondered where my parents were. I went to their room, and noticed that their door was closed. Now, I normally would've just gone to my room, but our dog Mac wanted to go in their room because he likes to hang out with them. So I opened the door without knocking, because I honestly thought they were sleeping, and I see my dad shirtless and sitting up in bed. Luckily he had his back to the door, so all I saw was his butt, and I didn't see my mom, but I knew what I just walked in on. So after Mac went in I just closed their door and walked to my room with new trauma. I made it to the age of 22 without walking in on my parents having sex though, which I think is pretty good honestly.
14th, yes, I know I'm a sad bastard.
No bro, you're 14th! Get in!!
Not nearly as raunchy as most of these, but: One evening there was a sudden text message in the group whatsapp for work. It was one of our chefs very rudely and openly complaining about management and encouraging his girlfriend (who also worked there) to not take their shit. It was deleted soon after, but I and a bunch of other people saw it. And likely also at least one of the managers, as within 2 days we got a message from management that he had been "let go due to disagreements".
My aunt in her anniversary having snu snu with his brother and saying: yes! Don't stop, give our daughter a brother or maybe a sister ;)
Thx the gods they didn't see me.
Suuuuuure
In a criminal justice class my professor said to make sure to tell the fire department to not spray the blood and guts off the pavement until they police say so. Just in case it is a crime scene
I was cleaning out my grandpas closet after he died a couple of years ago in their old home then I came across a box of p*** I was horrified I never knew he was like this then my grandma came in wondering why i stopped she looked at what I found and just remained silent and she tossed the box full of it im like geez
I was scrolling around on TH-cam and saw a blurry playlist called "med" me, being a curious person clicked on it and was flashed with many, many pictures of...parts. I was traumatised.
2:51 But if he was not you would ? LOL
street sweeper, I am pretty sure I walked in on a drug deal or at least a finalized one while doing my harbor round. I luckily look like I don't really have a clue what is going around me so the dealers just smiled and waved at me. also, a young couple being passionate under a streetlight, thought they were druggies first until I saw a full bare leg walked on without looking their way.
1:35 Family feud anyone?
My brain just told me I need to comment about a thing,
Gazes wistfully at keyboard...
No, no I don't think I will.
Work customer service and boy you'll get some things. Like when you answer the phone and they didn't hear you cause maybe they're concentration was on...something else?? LOL!!!
3:33
This really fucked me up and unsettled me...
heh... nothing more trauma-inducing than walking in your parents with your mom on her knees
About "orgasms" vs. "organisms." perhaps this is why those "knights" say "Ni!" They're evil and don't any of the latter to have any of the former! :P
My uncle left his '63 Ford Falcon convertible at my dad's house after a parade one year. We were doing yard work and I couldn't figure out why the garage was closed. Opened it to my dad and stepmom getting it on on that convertible. I have never seen my stepmom move so fast. And EW.
6:43 😂
0:10 😢
A deacon at out church thought I caught him watching porn. He and his wife came to my house to apologize to me about a week later. He told me that he cancelled cable, and confessed to her, and to the other church leaders. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about. When I walked in, he was watching football. Apparently he had successfully changed the channel before I noticed.
Found adult content on my family computer once. Just regular porn, nothing that weird, but it was clearly intentionally hidden and it was the first and last time I saw porn
~spring 1980 I walked out of an alley and in the line of sight down a sidewalk. I instinctively turned my head left and that second a guy hit another guy over the head with a hand ax. split his head open. then the ax guy spins around and looks right at me. I had just turned 13.
I'm sorry you had to witness that...and what happened next?
@@abirb7140 I just kept walking straight but calculated my next move if he'd run after me. he didn't. (there was a main road 200 feet to my right and I was going to run there and keep running down the double yellow) I was going to a convenience store ~300/400 feet away. i'm usually out of there in 5 minutes but this time it took 20+minutes. I passed right back over the same spot and there were ~20 people standing there. I knew both parties.
Naked grandma isnt that bad compared to some of these other ones. Couldve been alot worse than that considering how screwed up this world is.
11:10 😂😮
3:00 wtf
My wife's boyfriend cheating on her with my girlfriend
My birthday gift in 2003 in the trunk
That thumbnail was more funny than hot, laughed my ass off. Those who know.
Gay or straight, if you know someone's cheating, and you don't tell their partner, you're not a "good kid," you're a pos.
This was a 👍one!!
Lol
I recognize that Thumbnail from something.......... adult.
That video of my dad DATY with mom
Yo
3rd
master- bating
Thumbnail?
Hahahahha
First?
Yep
Wow I'm glad!