Junk Wood To $CASH

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  • I bought a cherry burl slab online, but I got screwed by this junk wood. I made a modern coffee table using this junk live edge cherry burl slab wood that was much smaller that it seemed in pics. Can I turn this junk trash wood into something I can sell for thousands of dollars?
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  • @DannyWeaver0900
    @DannyWeaver0900 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    You bought that slab specifically to make the jokes. And I applaud you, sir.

    • @JonnyBuilds
      @JonnyBuilds  ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What???? Me???? busted😞

    • @MeMyselfi
      @MeMyselfi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @dawnlambe8601
      @dawnlambe8601 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did the table go for at auction?

    • @adarshjkalathil
      @adarshjkalathil ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dawnlambe8601 800

    • @chadvarnell1889
      @chadvarnell1889 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But you gotta admire the staying power and creativity. So many would blow their wad of jokes in 15 seconds, or even 3 minutes if they had pre-gamed, but not our boy. Jonny held of for over 19 minutes for the juicy climactic finish. Everyone should be satisfied with that performance! Not so Pre-dic-table...

  • @l0rider
    @l0rider ปีที่แล้ว +124

    This video was pure gold, thank you! Good job keeping it up for ~20 minutes. Everybody claims they can, but only a few can really pull it off. Definitely not a predictable climax! 🤣

  • @Pacific.North.Workshop
    @Pacific.North.Workshop ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I love that the whole video is an innuendo. I'm sick of the "you can't say that" mentality in a good portion of society today.

    • @darrinlindsey
      @darrinlindsey ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can say whatever you want! Unless someone has tied a gag on you. And, everyone else can say whatever they want in response to what you said. That's called criticism. What you don't like is that other people have the same right as you.

    • @caittails
      @caittails ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You couldn’t just leave it at the first sentence. You really felt the need to call yourself out as that kind of person. 😂

    • @Pacific.North.Workshop
      @Pacific.North.Workshop ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darrinlindsey no.

    • @Sly_Wolf_1
      @Sly_Wolf_1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just one of the great qualities of the hewe & Awe channel.

    • @betmo
      @betmo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol you have to be careful of certain words on youtube 🤷‍♀️ facts

  • @richardcooper
    @richardcooper ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Blacktail Studio and Johnny Builds together in the one video, that's not predictable! Predictable is the Dad jokes!

    • @runamonk
      @runamonk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking this would be the perfect collab!

  • @asifaliasim1
    @asifaliasim1 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    It is a very good book for beginners as well as for those that are already into th-cam.com/users/postUgkxTNB_zFBSnTo_O1PqfVUwgi7ityw0JlKt A very good basic ebook to keep as a reference too. I like it and the way the subject matter is presented. It has humor and that helps with the reading.

  • @Myeungo
    @Myeungo ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This entire video was absolutely gold. Dude made a cocky-table, I mean a coffee table. I was having a bad day, this seriously made my day way better, thank you for that.-

    • @shanaemontaque9155
      @shanaemontaque9155 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 I was wondering if I was the only one who say it enuh 😅😂

  • @jamesradney5560
    @jamesradney5560 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This might be my favorite video of your, I was laughing the whole time. Then my wife came in and couldn't stop staring and commenting oh how beautiful your wood is. Now I sit here a little sad I will never have wood as nice as yours!

  • @reign-4213
    @reign-4213 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the amount of adult jokes stuffed into this is super entertaining and clever, also very entertaining video! love it all, dope work!

  • @dharkharon
    @dharkharon ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As much as I liked this build, I really think it would have looked better if the base was a single solid upright shaft. Maybe with some ribbing to give the piece a different feel.
    As I predictabled coming in, a very fun video indeed.

  • @DanielWahlig
    @DanielWahlig ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I really feel like fate brought you two together - like, that slab really found its soulmate - and you helped each-other reach your absolute full potential. 😂

    • @acesplit
      @acesplit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brought it to its climax you'd say? 😂

  • @cherifowler137
    @cherifowler137 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think you had way too much fun filming this one! Very nice final result! Hard to believe!

  • @steventaylor7798
    @steventaylor7798 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That will never hold up more than 3 senior citizens.

  • @jasonmalley1528
    @jasonmalley1528 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was great, who knew you could keep it up so long? The real test, of virility, would be if you posted another video in 20 minutes!

  • @edmccullough1828
    @edmccullough1828 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Junk" slab works on a couple of different levels here. I like the legs/support structure. I'm not in love with the slab embedded in the sea of black. Good luck!

  • @tntcox100
    @tntcox100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the table base design Johnny. I honestly don’t know how you didn’t laugh all the way through while filming that video. I know I did while watching it. 🤣

  • @cebassplyr
    @cebassplyr ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nice work....I wouldn't say "predictable" but very entertaining!! I like how you took a Junk piece and embraced your wood to make an interesting and unique table!! Kudos!!!

  • @josephtwilley7187
    @josephtwilley7187 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was $369?! Really? This might be the hardest video of yours I have watched.

  • @Retroidica
    @Retroidica ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your videos. I look forward to these videos every time they come out and find them very inspiring. Thank you for your hard work Jonny.

  • @clarexbearx
    @clarexbearx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The amount of innuendos in this video is incredible! It's like a 'carry on' film, 'carry on Woody ' 🤣

  • @gunsnsails
    @gunsnsails 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Predictable! I'm gonna need you to go back and edit this video to add an innuendo counter. I lost count in the first minute.
    I just found your channel about three days ago and have been binge watching since. Gives me something to do while I wait for Cam to put out a fresh monthly vid. Lol!

  • @travispolk126
    @travispolk126 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    your passion for handling wood was on full display... I counted 624 richard references. well done

  • @PCMediK
    @PCMediK ปีที่แล้ว

    "The Richard"!!! Good one!!! 🤣🤣🤣Nailed it!!! Great looking table. Really love the accent lighting...
    Pre-Dic-Table!!!

  • @osumailguy
    @osumailguy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We all know why you bought that slab ... and all the humor was well worth it!!!

  • @andrewh3730
    @andrewh3730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the table! Seemed simply yet elegant. Wish I could afford it, maybe in the future. I’d love to be able to make it. Once I can get the equipment I need.

  • @MrUltralove
    @MrUltralove ปีที่แล้ว

    the entire script got me so hard, I couldn't pull out. Don't know if this is considered hand-tool woodworking but amazing build :D

  • @MichaelMaven83
    @MichaelMaven83 ปีที่แล้ว

    DUUUUUDE!!!! just a laugh a minute trying to keep up with all the innuendo. love it

  • @samanthaf5333
    @samanthaf5333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well this was an incredibly satisfying build. Can’t wait for the building of the box you squeeze Richard into for shipping.
    Predictable.

  • @MrMaster2k
    @MrMaster2k ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video had me cracking up laughing all the way through it - Great job with your wood!

  • @brendamoore2062
    @brendamoore2062 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found your channel and this was the first video I watched. I laughed so hard I was crying. Thanks for the humor.

  • @MichaelMaven83
    @MichaelMaven83 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think you and Cam from Blacktail Studio need to have a discussion (maybe a live stream) about the pros and cons of snipping the tip off.

  • @rjdorsey1981
    @rjdorsey1981 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic video, the fact that I kept laughing out loud was un-predictable

  • @LarsDunemark
    @LarsDunemark ปีที่แล้ว

    This just made my night. Not sure why but sitting at home and gigging. 🤣

  • @mykalmartin1696
    @mykalmartin1696 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the subtle innuendos...gives me a chuckle, keep it up! Great content

  • @51percentproductions25
    @51percentproductions25 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol … the overhead view is mint 😂🤣😂

  • @Serenaeden
    @Serenaeden หลายเดือนก่อน

    The nonstop,subtle innuendo is art

  • @jasonlewis3620
    @jasonlewis3620 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The “predictable” content of the video was hilarious! Table looks great! Nice work takes some balls to go after a slab like that! Lol

  • @testingperson8413
    @testingperson8413 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am never predictable. This fetish table should be in an art gallery display in an underground gallery.

  • @anonymousclone6453
    @anonymousclone6453 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video is just one big dad joke!!! I love it!!!

  • @kaossssss
    @kaossssss ปีที่แล้ว

    "Through the sorrow, all through our splendour
    Don't take offence at my innuendos"
    doo doo doo doo doo 🤣

  • @MCsCreations
    @MCsCreations ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic work, Jonny! Really well done! 😃
    Stay safe there with your family! 🖖😊

  • @ASV9399
    @ASV9399 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is absolute gold... Apart from that awesome craftsmanship.... The jokes are just pure gold🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryansimmons3818
    @ryansimmons3818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Predicktable!
    😂😂😂 such s funny video, bro.
    Love it!

  • @miniRILLO
    @miniRILLO ปีที่แล้ว

    Nailed it. Great work, funny as sh*t too. The Richard 😂

  • @sheilagarey25
    @sheilagarey25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beautiful piece and the innuendo had me cracking up. 😂

  • @TheParkAttendant
    @TheParkAttendant ปีที่แล้ว

    Good choice! That outdoor camper awning is an excellent solution for having an indoor spray booth. Good job.

  • @dang6832
    @dang6832 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was absolutely fabulous. I needed a good laugh and laughing at the thickness of your wood was perfect.
    On an added note I was impressed with how you rubbed your wood.
    Your hair is like a bad Moe Howard.

  • @rocket_appliances
    @rocket_appliances 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it's 1:37 am. i'm watching money shots of 'the richard.' i refuse to go to sleep.

  • @lyndaowen2154
    @lyndaowen2154 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks really good. Did it very nice job thank you for sharing.

  • @justinflemming7711
    @justinflemming7711 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely not predictable and always entertaining love the build great to see that you are experimenting and trying new things keep it up 😉👍🏻👍🏻

  • @Sarahbuildsstepsequencers
    @Sarahbuildsstepsequencers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wish I had your skills and knowledge (and tools!). There’s a guy in Ticonderoga, NY. who got the plans for the original Star Trek ship interior and built it. I want it *so* bad!!

  • @joelhoeksema
    @joelhoeksema ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s predictable, but the amount of innuendo was deeply satisfying.

  • @Thefineartofdistraction
    @Thefineartofdistraction ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely snip hahaha bro I was cracking up,the whole way through, this is one of your best videos yet YIIEEEEEEEW
    Also the table design is friggen awesome, I absolutely love it, to the point where I would love to try to recreate it, I’m no where near your skill level but you truly have inspired me to try something as beautiful as this build, you ROCK 🤘😝🤘

  • @JvsH1924
    @JvsH1924 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OMG Love the jokes that didn’t quit. Keep this up!

  • @SchysCraftCo.
    @SchysCraftCo. ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow amazing. Keep up the great craftsmanship and hard work my friend. Keep making. God bless.

  • @dzoniii
    @dzoniii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I got only 1 inch of thickness to work with". Guess u gotta have big balls to come out with that statement publicly. xD

  • @olivergilmartin
    @olivergilmartin ปีที่แล้ว

    My goodness this is literally brilliant. I'm a minute in and laughing out loud! 👌🏻🤣

  • @tinamarieforaker3547
    @tinamarieforaker3547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You nailed it 👏
    It's truly amazing and exquisite 😍
    Love, love this 😀 ❤️ 😍

  • @letsdostuff7767
    @letsdostuff7767 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just as a reminder....this dude has a daughter that no doubt has friends that watch his videos. This is the ULTIMATE "I'm going to embarrass you" dad flex...EVER!

  • @gennevieve6969
    @gennevieve6969 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was pure gold 👍. Oh, and the table looks great too!

  • @marklock6421
    @marklock6421 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the replacing dad jokes with random innuendo was awesome… great work as always

  • @thedrumssayyes
    @thedrumssayyes ปีที่แล้ว

    The innuendoes in this are money. 😂😂😂

  • @samtownley9019
    @samtownley9019 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not me in the first minute checking my calendar to see if its April 1st lol

  • @HouseLightweight
    @HouseLightweight ปีที่แล้ว

    As I watched this video I was wondering if the cut or uncut jokes would make a return and you did not disappoint.... awesome build as always and don't stop with the jokes.

  • @Scoots1994
    @Scoots1994 ปีที่แล้ว

    This one may have set a record for dad jokes. Definitely passed the one with the wood with the void of a certain appealing shape.

  • @Dave_1966
    @Dave_1966 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the video 👍 btw the 80’s called and said can they have their table back lol 😂

  • @unizero_
    @unizero_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    With a small burl like this, you could cut it into inch-long strips and space them an inch apart in the mold when pouring. Boom, long boi! And it's nicely striped, like a sort of glitched table. Bonus points for a similarly glitched base.

  • @facelessce
    @facelessce ปีที่แล้ว

    You got some real balls to try and pull this off but I got to say you pulled out real nice. And the puns I was crying. 😂

  • @johnnyb95678
    @johnnyb95678 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for being so un... predictable. Well done, don't focus on what sells, focus on what makes you happy! Also thank you for sharing all your learnings along this journey.

  • @BenVanKirk
    @BenVanKirk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great techniques! I would bid if there were 2 of them... but this is just, 1 night stand.

  • @user-id5ls6qv6n
    @user-id5ls6qv6n 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the ammount of Innu windows in this vid is truly applaudable. congrats you havn't changed

  • @Jrod4104
    @Jrod4104 ปีที่แล้ว

    HOLLY INNUENDO BATMAN!!
    You let them fly today 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @thestick219
    @thestick219 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m not even two minutes in, and I’m already crying! 😂😂😂

  • @Angie_suv
    @Angie_suv ปีที่แล้ว

    I made a mistake when I’ve picked this video to watch while eating
    I nearly died choking 😂

  • @eddierodgers5505
    @eddierodgers5505 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best video ever it was hard at first but the way you able to caress the project till the climax was fantastic , o and nice wood

  • @rodpotts2666
    @rodpotts2666 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a whole lot of information. Great show!

  • @richardbenfield2076
    @richardbenfield2076 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best embracing of bad dad jokes I've seen in along time. loved it

  • @raydriver7300
    @raydriver7300 ปีที่แล้ว

    Predictable. The build is lovely and well worth watching ‘till the end; you are a master. And you got a way with a lot on this video. I chuckled all the day through. Keep up the good work; May you grow in your craft 😕

  • @stevensaldutti5585
    @stevensaldutti5585 ปีที่แล้ว

    Predictable!
    Studies show that snipped carries less possibility of being a vector for HPV and HIV. Thanks for the PSA.
    That all said, I’m not usually a fan of this type of humor. BUT…. You nailed it! I shall come back for more!

  • @sgoheen06
    @sgoheen06 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am genuinely impressed with the number of euphemisms you managed to make in this video. Seriously!

  • @TotalBoat
    @TotalBoat ปีที่แล้ว

    Nailed it! You really know how to satisfy your subscribers with this one!

  • @jayofthekitchen
    @jayofthekitchen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brings a whole new meaning to hard wood table 😂

  • @djmoqua
    @djmoqua ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: How many ambiguous jokes can you make in the first minute?
    Jonny: YES!
    Just one minute in and I'm laughing out loud.

  • @drobidoux69
    @drobidoux69 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know an Aardvark"s piece would look like a coffee table. good stuff and funny

  • @Foodgeek
    @Foodgeek ปีที่แล้ว

    This has got to be the best wood working video I've ever seen 😉

  • @SocialMediaDale
    @SocialMediaDale ปีที่แล้ว

    Predictable. I also appreciated all the subtle innuendo (ok, not subtle at all).

  • @MPLMWorkshop
    @MPLMWorkshop ปีที่แล้ว

    You are hilarious. I don't remember the last time I had so much laugh on a build video.

  • @debraking7412
    @debraking7412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Predictable. Jonny, you are a naughty boy. I love watching your video’s. They are very enjoyable and informative. I hope the move to your new shop is not too onerous x

  • @nelsonjeffries3547
    @nelsonjeffries3547 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost track of how many times I said "giggity" lmao

  • @swr420
    @swr420 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! Well done. Great video!

  • @JasonTheRed
    @JasonTheRed ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video proves we are all still 12! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @megabit101
    @megabit101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are so funny in all your innuendos on this build.

  • @all_thingsinteresting
    @all_thingsinteresting 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Predictable, were all the puns and "Dad jokes"! love 'em as always, very entertaining.
    I wonder if anyone noticed you even had your fly down (1:05) lmao, Dont know if you planned that or not.
    Great video Jonny, I enjoyed watching it last night ..... and again this morning 👏🤣

  • @cottonwoodbazaar941
    @cottonwoodbazaar941 ปีที่แล้ว

    Predictable in an unpredictable way! Love your video's!

  • @WCarey-nz7lx
    @WCarey-nz7lx ปีที่แล้ว

    Craftsmenship aside; I have never laughed so hard.😆

  • @oldguyinstanton
    @oldguyinstanton ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video. Cheered up my wife no end, for some reason. So how much is this fine specimen of superlative workmanship going for?

  • @kylemillingham2989
    @kylemillingham2989 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see a complete shop build, all new shop furniture!!😂

  • @poyakiani7883
    @poyakiani7883 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣That was almost too much!! 🤣🤣🤣Excited to see what post-dic-table Jonny builds!

  • @mutilettie
    @mutilettie ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the hard lines. Sooo funny.

  • @henrystrickland1256
    @henrystrickland1256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had snl write that script. To funny

  • @scottlp2323
    @scottlp2323 ปีที่แล้ว

    Innuendos are hard but, you took it like a man and came good in the end. Congrats. 👍