Junk Wood To $CASH
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.พ. 2023
- I bought a cherry burl slab online, but I got screwed by this junk wood. I made a modern coffee table using this junk live edge cherry burl slab wood that was much smaller that it seemed in pics. Can I turn this junk trash wood into something I can sell for thousands of dollars?
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You bought that slab specifically to make the jokes. And I applaud you, sir.
What???? Me???? busted😞
😂😂😂
What did the table go for at auction?
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But you gotta admire the staying power and creativity. So many would blow their wad of jokes in 15 seconds, or even 3 minutes if they had pre-gamed, but not our boy. Jonny held of for over 19 minutes for the juicy climactic finish. Everyone should be satisfied with that performance! Not so Pre-dic-table...
This video was pure gold, thank you! Good job keeping it up for ~20 minutes. Everybody claims they can, but only a few can really pull it off. Definitely not a predictable climax! 🤣
predictable!
I love that the whole video is an innuendo. I'm sick of the "you can't say that" mentality in a good portion of society today.
You can say whatever you want! Unless someone has tied a gag on you. And, everyone else can say whatever they want in response to what you said. That's called criticism. What you don't like is that other people have the same right as you.
You couldn’t just leave it at the first sentence. You really felt the need to call yourself out as that kind of person. 😂
@@darrinlindsey no.
That's just one of the great qualities of the hewe & Awe channel.
lol you have to be careful of certain words on youtube 🤷♀️ facts
Blacktail Studio and Johnny Builds together in the one video, that's not predictable! Predictable is the Dad jokes!
I was just thinking this would be the perfect collab!
It is a very good book for beginners as well as for those that are already into th-cam.com/users/postUgkxTNB_zFBSnTo_O1PqfVUwgi7ityw0JlKt A very good basic ebook to keep as a reference too. I like it and the way the subject matter is presented. It has humor and that helps with the reading.
This entire video was absolutely gold. Dude made a cocky-table, I mean a coffee table. I was having a bad day, this seriously made my day way better, thank you for that.-
😂😂😂 I was wondering if I was the only one who say it enuh 😅😂
This might be my favorite video of your, I was laughing the whole time. Then my wife came in and couldn't stop staring and commenting oh how beautiful your wood is. Now I sit here a little sad I will never have wood as nice as yours!
the amount of adult jokes stuffed into this is super entertaining and clever, also very entertaining video! love it all, dope work!
As much as I liked this build, I really think it would have looked better if the base was a single solid upright shaft. Maybe with some ribbing to give the piece a different feel.
As I predictabled coming in, a very fun video indeed.
I really feel like fate brought you two together - like, that slab really found its soulmate - and you helped each-other reach your absolute full potential. 😂
Brought it to its climax you'd say? 😂
I think you had way too much fun filming this one! Very nice final result! Hard to believe!
That will never hold up more than 3 senior citizens.
This was great, who knew you could keep it up so long? The real test, of virility, would be if you posted another video in 20 minutes!
"Junk" slab works on a couple of different levels here. I like the legs/support structure. I'm not in love with the slab embedded in the sea of black. Good luck!
Love the table base design Johnny. I honestly don’t know how you didn’t laugh all the way through while filming that video. I know I did while watching it. 🤣
Nice work....I wouldn't say "predictable" but very entertaining!! I like how you took a Junk piece and embraced your wood to make an interesting and unique table!! Kudos!!!
That was $369?! Really? This might be the hardest video of yours I have watched.
I love your videos. I look forward to these videos every time they come out and find them very inspiring. Thank you for your hard work Jonny.
The amount of innuendos in this video is incredible! It's like a 'carry on' film, 'carry on Woody ' 🤣
Predictable! I'm gonna need you to go back and edit this video to add an innuendo counter. I lost count in the first minute.
I just found your channel about three days ago and have been binge watching since. Gives me something to do while I wait for Cam to put out a fresh monthly vid. Lol!
your passion for handling wood was on full display... I counted 624 richard references. well done
"The Richard"!!! Good one!!! 🤣🤣🤣Nailed it!!! Great looking table. Really love the accent lighting...
Pre-Dic-Table!!!
We all know why you bought that slab ... and all the humor was well worth it!!!
Love the table! Seemed simply yet elegant. Wish I could afford it, maybe in the future. I’d love to be able to make it. Once I can get the equipment I need.
the entire script got me so hard, I couldn't pull out. Don't know if this is considered hand-tool woodworking but amazing build :D
DUUUUUDE!!!! just a laugh a minute trying to keep up with all the innuendo. love it
Well this was an incredibly satisfying build. Can’t wait for the building of the box you squeeze Richard into for shipping.
Predictable.
This video had me cracking up laughing all the way through it - Great job with your wood!
I just found your channel and this was the first video I watched. I laughed so hard I was crying. Thanks for the humor.
I think you and Cam from Blacktail Studio need to have a discussion (maybe a live stream) about the pros and cons of snipping the tip off.
Fantastic video, the fact that I kept laughing out loud was un-predictable
This just made my night. Not sure why but sitting at home and gigging. 🤣
I love the subtle innuendos...gives me a chuckle, keep it up! Great content
Lol … the overhead view is mint 😂🤣😂
The nonstop,subtle innuendo is art
The “predictable” content of the video was hilarious! Table looks great! Nice work takes some balls to go after a slab like that! Lol
I am never predictable. This fetish table should be in an art gallery display in an underground gallery.
this video is just one big dad joke!!! I love it!!!
"Through the sorrow, all through our splendour
Don't take offence at my innuendos"
doo doo doo doo doo 🤣
Fantastic work, Jonny! Really well done! 😃
Stay safe there with your family! 🖖😊
This video is absolute gold... Apart from that awesome craftsmanship.... The jokes are just pure gold🤣🤣🤣
Predicktable!
😂😂😂 such s funny video, bro.
Love it!
Nailed it. Great work, funny as sh*t too. The Richard 😂
Beautiful piece and the innuendo had me cracking up. 😂
Good choice! That outdoor camper awning is an excellent solution for having an indoor spray booth. Good job.
This was absolutely fabulous. I needed a good laugh and laughing at the thickness of your wood was perfect.
On an added note I was impressed with how you rubbed your wood.
Your hair is like a bad Moe Howard.
it's 1:37 am. i'm watching money shots of 'the richard.' i refuse to go to sleep.
Looks really good. Did it very nice job thank you for sharing.
Definitely not predictable and always entertaining love the build great to see that you are experimenting and trying new things keep it up 😉👍🏻👍🏻
Wish I had your skills and knowledge (and tools!). There’s a guy in Ticonderoga, NY. who got the plans for the original Star Trek ship interior and built it. I want it *so* bad!!
It’s predictable, but the amount of innuendo was deeply satisfying.
Definitely snip hahaha bro I was cracking up,the whole way through, this is one of your best videos yet YIIEEEEEEEW
Also the table design is friggen awesome, I absolutely love it, to the point where I would love to try to recreate it, I’m no where near your skill level but you truly have inspired me to try something as beautiful as this build, you ROCK 🤘😝🤘
OMG Love the jokes that didn’t quit. Keep this up!
Wow amazing. Keep up the great craftsmanship and hard work my friend. Keep making. God bless.
"I got only 1 inch of thickness to work with". Guess u gotta have big balls to come out with that statement publicly. xD
My goodness this is literally brilliant. I'm a minute in and laughing out loud! 👌🏻🤣
You nailed it 👏
It's truly amazing and exquisite 😍
Love, love this 😀 ❤️ 😍
Just as a reminder....this dude has a daughter that no doubt has friends that watch his videos. This is the ULTIMATE "I'm going to embarrass you" dad flex...EVER!
This was pure gold 👍. Oh, and the table looks great too!
Love the replacing dad jokes with random innuendo was awesome… great work as always
The innuendoes in this are money. 😂😂😂
Not me in the first minute checking my calendar to see if its April 1st lol
As I watched this video I was wondering if the cut or uncut jokes would make a return and you did not disappoint.... awesome build as always and don't stop with the jokes.
This one may have set a record for dad jokes. Definitely passed the one with the wood with the void of a certain appealing shape.
Love the video 👍 btw the 80’s called and said can they have their table back lol 😂
With a small burl like this, you could cut it into inch-long strips and space them an inch apart in the mold when pouring. Boom, long boi! And it's nicely striped, like a sort of glitched table. Bonus points for a similarly glitched base.
You got some real balls to try and pull this off but I got to say you pulled out real nice. And the puns I was crying. 😂
Thank you for being so un... predictable. Well done, don't focus on what sells, focus on what makes you happy! Also thank you for sharing all your learnings along this journey.
Great techniques! I would bid if there were 2 of them... but this is just, 1 night stand.
the ammount of Innu windows in this vid is truly applaudable. congrats you havn't changed
HOLLY INNUENDO BATMAN!!
You let them fly today 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I’m not even two minutes in, and I’m already crying! 😂😂😂
I made a mistake when I’ve picked this video to watch while eating
I nearly died choking 😂
Best video ever it was hard at first but the way you able to caress the project till the climax was fantastic , o and nice wood
You get me….off.
That was a whole lot of information. Great show!
Best embracing of bad dad jokes I've seen in along time. loved it
Predictable. The build is lovely and well worth watching ‘till the end; you are a master. And you got a way with a lot on this video. I chuckled all the day through. Keep up the good work; May you grow in your craft 😕
Predictable!
Studies show that snipped carries less possibility of being a vector for HPV and HIV. Thanks for the PSA.
That all said, I’m not usually a fan of this type of humor. BUT…. You nailed it! I shall come back for more!
I am genuinely impressed with the number of euphemisms you managed to make in this video. Seriously!
Nailed it! You really know how to satisfy your subscribers with this one!
Brings a whole new meaning to hard wood table 😂
Me: How many ambiguous jokes can you make in the first minute?
Jonny: YES!
Just one minute in and I'm laughing out loud.
I didn't know an Aardvark"s piece would look like a coffee table. good stuff and funny
This has got to be the best wood working video I've ever seen 😉
Predictable. I also appreciated all the subtle innuendo (ok, not subtle at all).
You are hilarious. I don't remember the last time I had so much laugh on a build video.
Predictable. Jonny, you are a naughty boy. I love watching your video’s. They are very enjoyable and informative. I hope the move to your new shop is not too onerous x
I lost track of how many times I said "giggity" lmao
Wow! Well done. Great video!
This video proves we are all still 12! Thanks for the laughs!
You are so funny in all your innuendos on this build.
Predictable, were all the puns and "Dad jokes"! love 'em as always, very entertaining.
I wonder if anyone noticed you even had your fly down (1:05) lmao, Dont know if you planned that or not.
Great video Jonny, I enjoyed watching it last night ..... and again this morning 👏🤣
Predictable in an unpredictable way! Love your video's!
Craftsmenship aside; I have never laughed so hard.😆
Awesome video. Cheered up my wife no end, for some reason. So how much is this fine specimen of superlative workmanship going for?
I would love to see a complete shop build, all new shop furniture!!😂
🤣🤣🤣That was almost too much!! 🤣🤣🤣Excited to see what post-dic-table Jonny builds!
Love the hard lines. Sooo funny.
You had snl write that script. To funny
Innuendos are hard but, you took it like a man and came good in the end. Congrats. 👍