Hey Black Ninja, actually never seen your show/podcast before. Someone tagged me in the link, but haha your bit on Tampa literally made me laugh out loud hahahaha, appreciate the support! You're quite entertaining to listen to, keep it up! Ill be tuning in.
Me and my brother were deep in the woods and all the sudden he goes "Riley, I gotta take a shit" and the next thing I know I turn around and he's already shitting, and the smell was horrifying, and I know exactly what you mean about the different look, and the next time we went back there it was still there in the exact same spot.
My shit story happened in high school during my 12th grade year and I was in class and 20mins into class I had to shit the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I took a shit in her trash can and they all went outside the classroom and I was laughing while I was shitting and I got suspended for but my mom went up to the school and told them off because they wouldn't let me go shit and the principal gave me $50 and said sorry blah blah blah...I left a mark on my high school
Thank god for that. The whole time you were talking about that women I was like "delete her" you did and it's all good. If everyone cut these "fishing for likes/comments" negative people off then maybe they would take a look at theirselves and start being a better person. Your a funny dude!
One time I was at a baseball field and all of the bathrooms were closed. So I dug through the trash, found a pizza box, went under the bleachers, took the biggest shit of my life (somehow I made my shit look like a sailboat I have no idea how), and then I put the pizza box back in the trash.
On a trip visiting panama city to see some family, we were staying at my abuela's house and I was trying to fart. Instead, I let out a little dookie. Then at that point, I really had to go to the bathroom. My Abuela came in and was like, "Que duele a mierda???".(what smells like shit in Spanish) Then I just said nothing and made a break for the bathroom. As soon as I stepped in I drop my pants and aimed for the toliet. Sadly since is was doing this as I was sitting down, I missed and got some shit on the seat, the floor, and the edge of the toilet. I cleaned everything up with some disinfectant wipes and left the place pretty clean. That day I had some terrible diarea. That was the summer of 2012. I'm 14 now, but that by far, is one of my most embarrassing stories I've ever told in my life...
shit story: one time i was at uc riverside skating over the summer and it was my homies birthday the night before so i drank anywhere from 5 to 8 natty ices and chugged a little less than half a cup of jack daniels. next morning we are skating and hung over as shit and im filming my friend skate this hand rail. i ate a bagel with sausage, egg, cheese, and all the other stuff that makes you shit ur brains out plus i had the alcohol shits from the night before. it was over the summer so all the buildings around us when we were skating were closed and i literally had to shit so bad i couldnt film anymore and i was just running around in circles truly believing that i would shit my pants right there. eventually i decided to post up against a wall in the middle of a quad of a college campus and i let it all out and wiped with my boxers so i went commando the rest of the day. but i felt much better afterwards.
Once I was in Italy with my sister and I was alone in a shop and I really had to poop so I went to the corner of the shop behind like a shirt holder or something and pooped there and whipped my ass with one of the shirts they had
One time I was sitting on the balcony at one of my friends houses over a river. Me and my friends were drinking and they dared me too take a shit off the balcony, Well I did and low and behold my friend was climbing the ladder on the side of the dock to get out of the river, And my shit fell from the balcony all the way on his face when he was climbing. I'm pretty sure he had his mouth open though he denies it
Go to skatecity lv it is pretty far but it has a foam pit and it is near my house and it's my only chance to meet you and I want to buy a roly poly deck and a shirt. Can you go there on Saturday
My shit-story is kinda super dumb, but hey, it was kindergarten ^^ I took a big shit and the toilet flush wouldnt work. So what i tried was to flush it in the basin. That wouldnt work out as well, so i picked up the the sausage again, carried it to the kindergarten worker and asked what to do about it. She looked at me big eyed and carried it in a bucket to the trash xD
Yo, a few times I was walking back from work and had to shit. It was like 3 times I shit right next to the main highway and wiped my ass with my undershirt. Haha. One time I actually shit all over the place behind a food truck that was parked outside a gas station that I just bought sodas at. Hahaha. I know the feel, man.
I thought i had to fart, so i got up and tried to play a prank on my sister and fart next to her, but no i get up and try to fart but the fart wont come out i try to get the fart out then, "PKBLUSGHJ" ohh my god what have i done i have sharded my pants so i go to the bathroom and i turn to see if i left a trail i did poop coming out of my pants making a trail. ohh my god what do i do. I get paper towels pick it up and take it to the toilet then clean my pants and put on a fresh pair of underware i put the underware in the toilet to clean it so i try to clean it by trying to flush it and i clean it and take a shower then i know what a shard and a fart feel like.
This happened twice, I was at a skatepark with friends and man the worst shit ever; it's like this park is cursed because evertime I go to it I have the WORST SHITS EVER. So I go to my dads car get a stack of napkins go behind this guys garage and fucking blow fishers out of my ass, not even like a trickle NO LIKE A FIREHOSE SHOOTING ROTTEN MILK. Oh the horror of whoever found it (people go there and smoke weed behind the garage) this happen twice btw /.\ worst shit of my life. Also check out mike valleys free lunch has some funny shit stories XD
Hey Black Ninja, actually never seen your show/podcast before. Someone tagged me in the link, but haha your bit on Tampa literally made me laugh out loud hahahaha, appreciate the support! You're quite entertaining to listen to, keep it up! Ill be tuning in.
MickyMarianoPapa Awesome dude happy you enjoyed the show!
All these poop stories are hilarious!!
Steve what is your Facebook name, just in case because ninjalifestyle and black ninja arent working on search. Phone migjt be bugging out
thanks
"We are on a slippery slope, King of the Road 2025, it's just gonna be gay porn" That killed me
love ninjacast. best on youtube
I'm not sure which I laughed harder at this poop story or the story of you in the stalls in your highschool haha love ninjacast so much
Hey Black Ninja, really love your ninja cast/shredcast so relaxing and fun. Keep them up. :D
Ah, these NinjaCasts are fun. Can't catch them live anymore so thanks for uploading them.
Me and my brother were deep in the woods and all the sudden he goes "Riley, I gotta take a shit" and the next thing I know I turn around and he's already shitting, and the smell was horrifying, and I know exactly what you mean about the different look, and the next time we went back there it was still there in the exact same spot.
These are so entertaining to watch, especially on late Hw days
I love your show man keep it up!
hardflip back lip next flatbar Friday?? Maybe??
My shit story happened in high school during my 12th grade year and I was in class and 20mins into class I had to shit the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I took a shit in her trash can and they all went outside the classroom and I was laughing while I was shitting and I got suspended for but my mom went up to the school and told them off because they wouldn't let me go shit and the principal gave me $50 and said sorry blah blah blah...I left a mark on my high school
***** Of course you do! I don't expect you to but it happened. I was 18yrs old then i'm 27 now
***** Nah wasn't embarrassing. When you gotta shit anything goes and it was funny to me and some other people thought it was to.
Hahah genius story, when u gotta u gotta poop
Thank god for that. The whole time you were talking about that women I was like "delete her" you did and it's all good. If everyone cut these "fishing for likes/comments" negative people off then maybe they would take a look at theirselves and start being a better person. Your a funny dude!
best show on this planet
One time I was at a baseball field and all of the bathrooms were closed. So I dug through the trash, found a pizza box, went under the bleachers, took the biggest shit of my life (somehow I made my shit look like a sailboat I have no idea how), and then I put the pizza box back in the trash.
GoProBoarder hahaha
haha that stone cold impression was funny as fuck
I just got a revive board and when that board is over I might by a cake muscle
I just got a cake muscle, and when it's done might get a revive. What do u think of them
youve probably said it before but whats the reason you dont drink hard liquor?
the shirt story was hilarious you should upload it as an individual video
I exploded at the shimmering ghost of Christmas shit XD
so buying cake muscle board as soon as i get money cant wait
Stone Cold Blackninja needs to do more!
I want to see this hardflip back lip!
Ninja did u drink that prison kool aid lol
hey i have thing't about what are you thinging about the mini bmx
ps from denmark sry for bad english
On a trip visiting panama city to see some family, we were staying at my abuela's house and I was trying to fart. Instead, I let out a little dookie. Then at that point, I really had to go to the bathroom. My Abuela came in and was like, "Que duele a mierda???".(what smells like shit in Spanish) Then I just said nothing and made a break for the bathroom. As soon as I stepped in I drop my pants and aimed for the toliet. Sadly since is was doing this as I was sitting down, I missed and got some shit on the seat, the floor, and the edge of the toilet. I cleaned everything up with some disinfectant wipes and left the place pretty clean. That day I had some terrible diarea. That was the summer of 2012. I'm 14 now, but that by far, is one of my most embarrassing stories I've ever told in my life...
yo ninja you really should have put the cakemuscle url in the description
my old cake muscle deck got run over 2 times by my dad and it hasnt snapped.
stone cold ninja kills it
I got diarrea on the London eye just as it started spinning so people had to put up with 30minutes of the worse shit ever
shit story: one time i was at uc riverside skating over the summer and it was my homies birthday the night before so i drank anywhere from 5 to 8 natty ices and chugged a little less than half a cup of jack daniels. next morning we are skating and hung over as shit and im filming my friend skate this hand rail. i ate a bagel with sausage, egg, cheese, and all the other stuff that makes you shit ur brains out plus i had the alcohol shits from the night before. it was over the summer so all the buildings around us when we were skating were closed and i literally had to shit so bad i couldnt film anymore and i was just running around in circles truly believing that i would shit my pants right there. eventually i decided to post up against a wall in the middle of a quad of a college campus and i let it all out and wiped with my boxers so i went commando the rest of the day. but i felt much better afterwards.
Hey ninja next episode talk about your thoughts on krux trucks
This shit was awesome ninja 😂😂
Got diarrhea at a spot and had to rinse my ass out with a water bottle lol Good times
welcome-ey
where is shred cast
canceled
amskater why :(
KVNVI
I couldn't tell you, but I want to keep doing it
Yea I missed the old king of the roads and the last one I watch was the one when they skated and fuck up skatopia
Once I was in Italy with my sister and I was alone in a shop and I really had to poop so I went to the corner of the shop behind like a shirt holder or something and pooped there and whipped my ass with one of the shirts they had
One time I was sitting on the balcony at one of my friends houses over a river. Me and my friends were drinking and they dared me too take a shit off the balcony, Well I did and low and behold my friend was climbing the ladder on the side of the dock to get out of the river, And my shit fell from the balcony all the way on his face when he was climbing. I'm pretty sure he had his mouth open though he denies it
jagger eaton won tampa am and his run was pretty dope if u ask me
i had to poop while standing up
Steve when your done with your mario world series you should do a WWF game. Your stone cold impression is too funny.
ahh ypur ratchet voice imitation is so funny xD
Never EAT 60 pieces of gum 💩😨
Go to skatecity lv it is pretty far but it has a foam pit and it is near my house and it's my only chance to meet you and I want to buy a roly poly deck and a shirt. Can you go there on Saturday
Funniest guy ever!!!
micky papa is the best
My shit-story is kinda super dumb, but hey, it was kindergarten ^^ I took a big shit and the toilet flush wouldnt work. So what i tried was to flush it in the basin. That wouldnt work out as well, so i picked up the the sausage again, carried it to the kindergarten worker and asked what to do about it. She looked at me big eyed and carried it in a bucket to the trash xD
you obviously didnt watch kotr if you didnt think there was any crazy ass skating
i was holding my shit in the car , and a car came out of no where and hit use and my shit just came out and all leg was full of shit.
I had diarrhea and I shit up a wall, like covered a wall in shit. Fun times man.
what about odd future skateboarding and they fucking shred and make dope music
The intro should song should be:
Welcome to shredcast are you ready for the show? Black ninja. Then it stops.
LOL
That would be great right? lmfao.
Anthony Groll
I'd crack up every time after the hard cut LOL.
Justin Gaughan Same lol!
Anthony Groll Anthony Groll hardcut to a dead serious ninja face
I absolutely agree with you on the whole celebrity skater poser bullshit. It SUCKS!!!
45:06 re upload this video. It is the funniest video ever
Yo, a few times I was walking back from work and had to shit. It was like 3 times I shit right next to the main highway and wiped my ass with my undershirt. Haha. One time I actually shit all over the place behind a food truck that was parked outside a gas station that I just bought sodas at. Hahaha. I know the feel, man.
Yo, did he land it or shotgun the 211? I love 211, (actually drinking one now) but would love to see Ninja shotgun one.
For real tho, im so disappointed in KOTR.
I deleted Facebook because of shit like this I can't take it.
justin skated long before he was famous sooooory
if nyjah wins skater of the year, king of the road and that street league rhing then im quitting skateboarding
pretty fucking gay reason to quit
Sorry ard
I thought i had to fart, so i got up and tried to play a prank on my sister and fart next to her, but no i get up and try to fart but the fart wont come out i try to get the fart out then, "PKBLUSGHJ" ohh my god what have i done i have sharded my pants so i go to the bathroom and i turn to see if i left a trail i did poop coming out of my pants making a trail. ohh my god what do i do. I get paper towels pick it up and take it to the toilet then clean my pants and put on a fresh pair of underware i put the underware in the toilet to clean it so i try to clean it by trying to flush it and i clean it and take a shower then i know what a shard and a fart feel like.
This happened twice, I was at a skatepark with friends and man the worst shit ever; it's like this park is cursed because evertime I go to it I have the WORST SHITS EVER. So I go to my dads car get a stack of napkins go behind this guys garage and fucking blow fishers out of my ass, not even like a trickle NO LIKE A FIREHOSE SHOOTING ROTTEN MILK. Oh the horror of whoever found it (people go there and smoke weed behind the garage) this happen twice btw /.\ worst shit of my life. Also check out mike valleys free lunch has some funny shit stories XD
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first?
what your real name homie?