Mass Effect 3 - Javik: "In My Cycle..."
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- Cycle is one of the many words that Javik consistently uses throughout the game.
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Old Man Javik: Back in my cycle, we didn't have thermal clips. We had to wait for our weapons to cooldown.
+Nie tutaj I'd rather have unlimited ammo and just wait for it to cool down than have to worry about thermal clips.
Nie tutaj I stuck with the Lancer in ME3 as soon as I got it.
+CitizenKahne1992 still dislike the idea, lore sais that between ME1 and 2 they switched back to clips due to the overheating being slow and dangerous (while I just wonder, why not give every soldier at least 1 of those recharging clips, so that if they run out of regular clips they at least still have something beside fist brawling)
+CitizenKahne1992 Those also did not had any weight.
+Nie tutaj Were they that bad? I played ME as an adept so I'm only familiar with pistols, but the game seemed to throw me upgrades and better models as I progressed. Suddenly, the types of enemies I used to fear such as the two story tall quadrupedal Geth could be dispatched with a warp and about eight or so rounds from whatever pistol I'd found in a container in the previous room.
Wrex: Man, your cycle sounds like crap.
Aah Wrex - Always telling it like it is.
Wrex is hella' badass.
I always love how blunt Wrex is.
You that know when a Krogan is the one saying that....it really speaks volumes.
Wrex just say what everybody was thinking!
Assuming he's not just bullshitting the entire time, the Protheans sound like Aztecs in Space.
That's sounds...pretty cool, to be honest.
yeah, it sounds probable that bioware got inspiration from them. In his visions, if I remember correctly, the protheans had pyramids
I could see your point, considering that the Turians are the ones more similar to the Roman Empire than the Protheans since the Turians are the most autocratic of all the species, have Latin base names, and dominate well in control and they lay a strong influence across citadel space
Apocalypse_Later I would see them as romans compared to people im the early middle ages
Apocalypse_Later Sooo... Spaztecs?
Javik drinking game:
1. Every time he says 'cycle' take a drink.
2. Every time he says 'my people' take a drink.
3. Every time he says 'galaxy' take a drink.
Please play responsibly.
RaxuRangerking 4. Every time he says 'reaper' take a drink.
CHIN CHIN Can't believe this hasn't been said, but,
5. Every time he says "primitives" take a drink.
Holy cow I would actually die.
ahnox Every time he says air lock :^)
ahnox I'd be fine.
+RaxuRangerking Good God, man! You got a grudge against livers or something?
I feel like the actual protheans were incredibly civilized and polite and Javiks just bullshiting everything
I mean, he does admit his favorite game is to trick everyone. So I imagine on his death bed, he's gonna tell Liara
"Everything I said about the Protheans... was a lie. We were actually very generous and polite in comparison. We didn't enslave or force ourselves on others. I just wanted to see your face when I told you how savage we were."
Then Ded.
I would act in such a manner too if I were the last human.
"Y were never there how do u know lol"
keegan112099 I wouldn’t be surprised he’s a warrior not a diplomat civilian or scientist
It does make sense given how Javik was born when the Reapers were already attacking.
And that he is the Avatar of Vengeance.
Breaking news: Old alien yells at cloud.
Breaking News: Old lady yells at frog.
In his cycle yelling at clouds was punishable by death
Never get tired of a good Simpson's reference
Protheans: the boomer aliens.
*Shakes fist at clouds* "In my cycle we ate you like candy floss!"
"We burned 200 worlds to stop them"
Wrex: "Not bad"
Me, an intellectual:
*laughs in Inquisitor Kryptman's gambit*
@@tannenfelsruplesen9870 Then he was banished from the Inquisition for being *to extrem*
@@tannenfelsruplesen9870 Never send a human to solve a bug problem.
*Hipster Javik*
I experienced Mass galactic extinction before it was cool
and he survived it!
Javik spent all 50,000 years in stasis thinking up ways to troll the next cycle.
"I am Prothean. I never feel okay."
Funniest, saddest, and realest thing I've heard
Immediately thought of rephrasing with Irish Catholic instead and it hit home fast
"In my cycle we had to walk uphill to school both ways."
"But...you had hovercraft and elevators."
"Yes. That only made the walk more agonizing."
Funny thing is, even the Jetsons in the early '60s already made fun of the "back in my day I had to walk 10 miles to school" thing.
You have to spin around 10 times whenever he says 'primitive(s)'
Hmm 9:53 this actually explains alot in terms of lore.
The Beacon uploaded Shepards brain with modern Prothean dance moves.
+SuperKnalxz Grey I really hope this is recogniced and becomes canon
Hahahahaha true indeed
SuperKnalxz Grey but Javik does it way better lol, he actually dances to the beat. Everybody else just flails their arms around😂😂😂
The beat in that clip is banging lol
*GASP*
D E E P E S T L O R E ! ! !
The last Trollthean, in all his glory.
OMG TROLLthean LOL xD
He is like an old man... "Back in my day...", "Back in my cycle..." :P
He's kinda like a WW2 veteran warning Vietnam and War on terror about how bad things can get.
+Kawaii Atlas edi n grunt put him on his place.
He kind of makes me think to Walter Sobchak in the movie Big Lebowski and how he's always rambling about how it was back in Vietnam.
Timasaurus007 I thought he was 50,000 plus years old....
Alien boomer....
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"In my cycle, your kind were nothing more than appetizers. Would you prefer to be boiled or fried?" LMAO.
The Real J Boss And the Hanar worship the Protheans as gods too. xD Imagine being called an appetizer by your supposed god.
@@EmeraldDreams7 And by the one who would have led them as well.
PROTHEAN NO LIKES YOU
@@thundershark8681 Oh they like them just fine, with some salt and pepper.
@@135Fenrir and don't forget fear the fear adds spice
know what we do in this cycle?
not lose to the reapers.
In fairness, the Reapers were too big to be thrown out the airlock
Just means you need a bigger airlock
Like Crucible sized airlocks?
1ZombieRob SAVAGE
"In my cycle, we would do things half assed and treat everyone else like shit and toss things out the airlock even if they're too big to fit."
you could say that a lot of Javik's vocabulary was.. reCYCLEd, right?
I'll see myself out.
Right out the airlock
Don't hit yourself with a asteroid on your wait out
in my cycle jokes ended with a 'punch' line with a iron fist
Let the airlock hit you on the way out.
You primitive.
We need a Mass Effect game set in Javik's cycle.
William C. Yes
YES!!
I think the next mass effect will touch on this. I believe that his race is still alive somewhere out there. They were way to smart not to have other contingency options
They should have javik use memory shards to piece together what happened in his cycle and to learn about the subservient races
the ending could be javik going in his stasis pod. then emerging from his pod, but this time we hear thoughts when waking up.
if i woke up in 50.000 years from now and saw dolphins running the planet i would bullshit the crap out of them too. :P
"In my cycle you primitives danced and jumped through hoops for fish." I can see it now.
"In my cycle, we had you primitives participate in death matches with the great Shamu. There was always a special spot in the stands for the audience to be drenched in the blood and saltwater."
To be fair, humans 50,000 years ago were already much more intelligent than any animal alive today, including dolphins and other primates. Even the brightest chimps can just barely use some stone tools, something which humans mastered more than 3 million years ago.
In my cycle, I wear the Collector armor and Collector rifle when I do a mission with Javik. Too soon?
nah 50000 years is good.
@@swampfox1007 It's been 50,000 years for us, but for him it's only been-
*A few minutes!*
Real talk tho, I bet Javik would even be all practical about it and condescending...
"A smart move primitive ! Using my kinds flesh as armor, maybe some Prothean brilliance will posess you."
Javik is like that really old grandpa we all have xD "back in my day"
Yours doesn't?
BACK IN MY DAY...
Man, your day sounds like crap.
Prothy the Prothean
+Jimbogf never, ever, leave joker in a room with jack and javik.
Classic Joker.
wow...Something tells me "Cooking with Javik" would not be a best-seller....
EDIT: or will make a great horror-movie.
horror comedy
It's actually a game show where the contestants who are eliminated get thrown out of the airlock.
Marcuz Ezra in your cycle perhaps. In MY cycle it would be considered a romantic comedy
Javik: I am a..... CON! I killed your friend because I felt like seeing your tears. There' s nos such thing as an Asari dish. I don't even know how to cook.
Try "Snuff Movie"
"In my cycle, we flensed food from our teeth with our own biotic abilities." ...If you can do that, can't you open the door?
That would make it too easy for the primitives.
Ha, I'm sure there was no Half LIfe 3 in his cycle either.
"Welcome to the Empire party"
Alright there Darth, calm down
Darth Vader would have been scared of Protheans
Darth is a title not a name.
...Darth Javik needs to become a thing
Protheans would eat Darth Vader alive. You know, because he is already fried.
I'll see myself out.
"In my cycle, we didn't need helmets or breathers to board a synthetic dreadnought."
"In my cycle, we dared the Reapers to shoot us in our exposed knees."
9:54 Javik dancing is my new favourite thing.
Man, Javik's evil laugh when acknowledging Tali & Femshep romance 😈😈😈😂😂😂😂
Nothing beats Javik, Garrus and Zaeed when they've been drinking.
Grunt and wrex disagree
Tali disagrees
Shepard disagrees: "Hell yeah!.. Put more of the stuff in the thing...more stuff goes in..."
I didn't have Zaeed and Javik there :/ haven't recovered them yet by then.
Well we're not in YOUR DAMN CYCLE Javik!
Cycles, airlocks, Javik.
marylain69 I REALLY want an airlock compilation but I can't find it. I had to laugh hard in the archive of the citadel in the citadel dlc with my renegade shep.
Javik: in my cycle, terrible music was punishable by death
Me:.....hey Javik, have you met Justin Bieber?
Your comment mad my day
+glenn maes my day is mad, too xD
+Matt Allen man.. if he came to Rio de Janeiro, half of the population would be killed then O.O
javik:*listens to justin bieber*...... throw him out of the airlock
2010 called they want their easy target back
I love when the yahg gets loose in the surkesh mission, and if you have Liara if your party Shepard will say "careful, there goes the next shadowbroker." and I had Garrus in my party and he said "I'd swear he was muttering T'soni the whole time.". So funny 😂
Canon
Citadel DLC:
"Let's play some cards"
Javik: "BRB, need to get my particle rifle"
Javik should write a book after the war is over and call it "In my Cycle"
James: You know what I like about you buggy? You're like Sun Tzu but with 4 eyes :D
Jorrdi Jabob Sun Tzu Was A Master Tactician And Javik Is...... Oh.
You’ve gotta admire Javik’s dedication to making up shit about the Protheans, and just letting everyone get freaked-out because they don’t actually what is and isn’t true.
I personally headcanon that he softened up around the Normandy crew, and began using that joke as a little icebreaker- see the James Vega and Kasumi dialogues as examples.
Seeing EDI encourage Javik to share his feelings was really deep considering she can’t “feel” emotions and Javik openly views her as the same level of threat as the reapers, but she still cares about him anyway, and in a way that’s so human you almost forget she’s an AI
In my cycle we recycle
7:24 "Man, your cycle sounds like crap."
straight out savage.
i find it interesting that the Rachni were too the protheans as the krogan are too the citadel species.
Night Clone to not too
Lost Dialogue of Javik: In My Cycle, I had to climb Uphill BOTH WAYS To get to the battlefield. THROUGH THE SNOW! BAREFOOT!!
And we LIKED it that way!
"While fighting Reapers with our bare hands!"
TATTOED HUMAN! I'D LIKE TO TOUCH YOU!
"Go touch yourself"
"That comes AFTER the party..."
This is so good I started using it with my kids.
“I don’t care if it is out of power! In my cycle we didn’t even have iPads! In my cycle we had a calculator that weighed 9 lbs and needed 4 size D batteries! And in my cycle, whiny kids had to eat salarian liver for dinner!”
XD
1:33 Wrex + Javik, "Now that there is how you troll an entire species."
I for one welcome our new Prothean Overlord.
Ah I fucking love Javik. Out of the entire squad I somehow relate to Javik the most and idk why.
Javik: "In my cycle, we threw problems out the airlock".
“I am Prothean, I am never ok.” Oof.
Javik: Prothean for both "troll" and "airlock."
so is javik like the main protagonist in his cycle like shephard is in ours?
What made you think that? Their awkwardly bad club dancing? -just kidding, I can see why the connection's made-
Javik is the Renegate Shepard of his cycle.
"Man, your cycle sounds like crap!" Wrex for the win! :D
The end was incredible! XD
Drunk Javik is a sight to behold!
Why is he hiding 😂😂🤣
"So you're a Pathfinder,you conquered and bring in life an entire sector of a galaxy after you slept for 600 years.In my cycle we used to conquer and bring in life (or destroy) an entire galaxy and then sleep 50.000 years."
8:14 Javik... The Mass Effect version of "Cranky Grandpa"...
7:30
Commander at a time like this my people had an ancient saying
THROW IT OUT THE AIRLOCK
Yesssss
Hearing Javik mention the alien races as food makes me think it's the equivalent of a human waking up in the future to find farm animals, fruits and vegetables as evolved people
javik even primitive quarians were attractive inmy age pity no one can appreciate it now execpt for maybe the commander *grabs shepard*
"I will never tire of tricking the primatives, that is a game I enjoy playing!"
Grunt laughs in the background as if he was listening😁
I feel like Javik is having more fun bullshitting than explaining from his cycle and no one can tell more than half the time. Impressive for his cycle
"and one day the prothean empire will rise again, and you will all kneel before javik!" *Javik kneeling behind a nice couch*
Javik when drunk is totally hilarious.
Correction: He's hilarious even when not drunk.
The sight of Javik dancing gives me life in this cycle
prothians have one of the best design choices for aliens, in my opinion, next to salarians/krogans!
It seems I have lost a lot of Javik comments in my cycle :(
I am kinda both relived and offended that he did not mention humans on his list of ingredents
remember they were on Mars. So yeah they did eat humans but he seems to respect Shepard enough not to mention it.
@@toomanyaccounts nah there probably weren’t all that many humans 50000 years ago
Get him an apron that says "to serve man"
javik on the magic school bus: “in my old cycle,”
I bring Javik as a teammate a lot...I feel sorry for him..the last of his kind, 50.000yrs in the future,with all the primitive races now dominant. It must be hard for him. Plus, he is hilarious and doesn't even realize it.
I think NOBODY expected Javik to be the UberTroll he is...it was so awesome XD
Video game logic: we have already made the full game, but we are going to cut parts out and make it DLC.
EA Logic.
Bioware had 3 Years for ME 1 and 2.
But for 3 only 1,5. Luckily they got 0,5 more so they had 2 years.
But still after that EA wants to get some Money so they cut out some stuff.
If you edited some of your ME3 Files you can have Javik in your Game.
So he was just cut out.
This is just like when one of your friends goes abroad and then when they come back, everything starts and ends with, "When I was in [France], . ."
I bet this guy would love Bicycles
Javik throw the primitives out of the airlock!!
Javik is one of my favorite character in the franchise. He better show up in 5.
"I prefer my Salarian liver served raw."
]:|
"He is correct. It was a... _delicacy_ in my cycle."
>:(
Javik: "You think your species was uplifted without kissing our cocks? Hehehehe. You are dead wrong."
Liara: *Stares*
Imagine if Prometheans sent an ark ship to to Andromeda and we get one hell of a surprise.
That would actually kinda make sense as in the Antagonist of Andromeda.. Did u see the bad guy from the trailer? He kinda resembles Protheans.
@@MrFlorinCT you mean the archon? Kett and protheans look nothing alike, while protheans are 4 eyed and have skin for skin, the Kett have chitinous skin, only 2 eyes, and unlike the Prothean, whome focused on weapons and military technology, focused on biological technology and integrating other specie's DNA into theirs to make them stronger.
"And all the primitives will kneel before Javik, the most fabulous dancer in the galaxy!"
Btw is he drunk in te last clip?😂😂
07:25 this... This is why i love Wrex
5:56 Javik with the bars
"I will never tire of tricking the primitives. That is a game I enjoy playing."
Javik is a goddamn troll master.
7:25 Wrex saying what we all think
"in my cycle-" Yeah, we heard you, Grampa
Oh man his Nigerian accent makes it all even more amusing! 😂
Wrex: "Why can't we just eat him?"
Javik "Some things never change"
And the last thing the Reapers will hear before they die is "In my cycle..."
Throw everyone out the airlock!
OO_OO
Javik: in my cycle, we all had personal airlocks to throw people out of.
Femshep & Tali???
chiffmonkey 😍😍
Javik's Favorite words are Cycle,Reapers and Primitives
4:39 shepherd: “ hey that memory is private”
HE WANTS TO RIDE HIS BI-CYCLE
This kind of video always deserve a like.
Back in my cycle...
I gotta admit he’s actually pretty funny. I got my monies worth out of that DLC that’s for sure
That last scene was a great finish!
Javik is the Solas of Mass Effect without that bunch of mess and PTSD about the Veil.
"....I mean welcome to the Empire party."
bahahahaha best line evarr
Funny how the "old" races in the universe have an african accent :D So at least the cradle of civilisation is always in africa,, don't matter wheather it's from earth or from somewhere else^^
The most recent archeological finds would disagree with that.
The oldest known human-ape skeleton is now from the Balkan region.
@@thecreator625 but no Homo sapiens proper