I love when the absence of episode transitions create new burns: "Well, that was an anti-climax. No, this is an anti-climax ... The Witness is a new game by Jonathan Blow."
I mean, to be fair to Yahtz, he would never put in an intro if leaving it out can give an extra kick to the bullocks of a game that wasted his time and precious few brain cells that have survived the drinking.
@@samburns7463 So, how is that four month marathon drinking binge going? Did you drink enough to forget last of us 2 yet? Or maybe drank enough to make it good?
Oh boy, here I go summarizing again ! 00:00:05 Yahtzee Top 5 Best, Worst and Blandest games of 2015 00:07:12 Devils Third 00:12:27 Mario & Luigi Paper Jam 00:17:35 Assassin's Creed Chronicles 00:22:47 Xenoblade Chronicles X 00:28:06 The Witness 00:30:47 Bombshell 00:33:34 Gravity Rush 00:38:32 X-COM 2 00:43:38 Firewatch Vs Layers of Fear 00:48:51 Far Cry Primal 00:53:55 Stardew Valley 00:56:30 Superhot (extra pissed off Yahtzee at 58:16 :O !) 00:59:09 The Division 01:04:03 Salt and Sanctuary 01:08:53 République 01:13:42 Shadow Warrior 01:18:22 Quantum Break 01:23:17 Dark Souls 3 01:28:13 Ratchet & Clank 01:33:03 Starfox Zero 01:37:53 Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door 01:42:33 Uncharted 4 01:47:23 Doom 01:52:22 Homefront : The Revolution 01:57:32 Battleborn & Overwatch 02:02:50 Mirror's Edge Catalyst 02:07:46 E3 2016 02:13:07 Mighty N°9 02:18:19 Inside 02:21:13 Shadow of the Beast 02:23:25 Technomancer 02:28:34 Furi 02:31:10 Song of the Deep 02:33:40 I am Setsuna 02:38:40 Head Lander 02:41:06 Quadrilateral Cowboy 02:43:27 Quake 1 02:48:42 No Man's Sky 02:54:00 Grow Up 02:58:49 Deus Ex Mankind Divided 03:03:54 Metroid Federation Force 03:08:33 Curious Expedition 03:11:40 Mother Russia bleeds 03:13:37 Recore 03:18:36 Capcom Five (♫ let's all laugh of an industry that never learn anything tee hee hee ♫) 03:23:47 Clustertruck 03:26:40 Lichtspeer 03:28:36 Paper Mario Color Splash 03:33:44 Gears of War 4 03:38:35 PlayStation VR 03:43:43 Battlefield 1 03:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2 03:53:49 Dishonored 2 03:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2 04:03:33 Final Fantasy XV 04:08:30 The Last Guardian Ended with the help of @Ezekiel Martin o7 *May your framerates be high and your temperatures low* ಠ_ರೃ
Finished! Feel free to plagiarize. 3:33:44 Gears of War 4 3:38:35 PlayStation VR 3:43:43 Battlefield 1 3:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2 3:53:49 Dishonored 2 3:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2 4:03:33 Final Fantasy XV 4:08:30 The Last Guardian
@@jimemmonstein847 or ea, or ubisoft for that matter, seriously, yahtzee isnt joking when every sandbox checkpoint game can be classified as "the ubisoft game"
@@shadowsketch926 That also applies to Breath of the Wild, in my experience; a bland, empty open-world with hundreds of repetitive shrines and Korok seeds sprinkled throughout randomly, and no warning that overpowered horse-riding enemies will be hiding on that plain, ready to kill you several times. In fact, it's _worse_ than Assassin's Creed Origins and other "Ubisoft games", in that BotW also forces in limited stamina and weapon and shield fragility, to add further rage-inducing limitations. While I managed to play Assassin's Creed Origins and Odyssey , and Just Cause 3 and Watch_Dogs, for several days each before getting bored, I could only play Breath of the Wild for a handful of hours before its incredibly dull design and blatantly NOT "Legend of Zelda" nature made me drop it. Also, unlike those previous four games, I bought Breath of the Wild preowned, so none of my money went to Nintendo for such a bland product wearing the skin of a much better series (which, personally, I count as false bloody advertising).
@@astrangehero Except that the first Zelda didn't have survival mechanics, like equipment fragility and stamina (both of which are extremely arbitrary limitations placed on the player, and not on enemies). Indeed, no Zelda game - aside from Skyward Sword - had these restrictions. These limitations make the game feel significantly different to the rest of the series, and for all the wrong reasons. Sure, Breath of the Wild tries to emulate Zelda 1's sense of adventure, but these mechanics ruin any kind of immersion. Personally, I prefer the "adventure" found in Twilight Princess, The Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, Link's Awakening, and A Link Between Worlds; closed-worlds with memorable, distinct locations, snappy combat, and practically zero artificial limitations placed on the player. This "adventure" has a...flavour, I guess, that's not present in Breath of the Wild, which is also far too open, far too big and empty, for its own good.
@@cheknauss9867 Don is a man who should not be granted financial independence and we, the people of Swindon- the Swindonese if you will- will exploit that fact until the Swindon Government pries the Nigerian Prince out of my claw-hands.
I love when Yahtzee does things like subtly reference The Count of Monte Cristo just to remind us that he's actually a well-educated foul-mouthed shouty-man on the internet.
It'll just be recordings of yourself making faces in the mirror. Surprised look to represent an exclamation point, puzzled to represent a question mark, etc.
Yhihihi>0i0ihi0ihi0>0>iii9. Cy. but I io 9 io io io io i.p.o is 0going to the io h9ii hi be there 8h8h8hphh 8or to get 9yy iui my own feelings is h8hph9h8hig 8feedings to 9be h hi h ig i ig ih iui i hi hhhiih ig a lot little i ig ii ig ii ig ighghhgi hhgi iig ihhhhgi hig ighggi 9 time with aguy to on to get a ride home on a hook to that would help your team get the same results and from my Fwb
8:10 Yahtzee unknowingly predicts a major visual and story motif of death stranding. He read the first line of the wiki on cetacean stranding events, then decided to replace whales with ink ghosts and time rain and other such nonsense.
if you add or remove anything from it, there will be riots in the streets, from the haters of undertale, to the lovers, and to the extremists of both sides
Ahh... another “every zero punctuation” video, time for me to set up another afternoon of putting off responsibilities and shutting out the outside world whilst drowning myself in the golden glow of nostalgia
@@ashleylawrence2110 Jeez, did that guy piss in your cereal or something? Also, isn't it slightly more pathetic to take time out of your day only to educate someone on how pathetic they are? Just let him make a harmless joke. And to quote a well reknown genius: "It makes me so angry that people as pitifully stupid as you are even exists."
It’s a good thing people know I write these things weeks in advance Cuz people would flock to the forums and claim I ripped off the idea, And make complete F””king fools of themselves 😂😂👍🏻
I'm trying to put together my first rig in 15 years and this video is a blessing so I don't die from a heart attack because I am basically improvising here
@@SorowFame Nope its just one line in particular n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep c-bleep c-bleep s-bleep All racial slurs Still hilarious how he said it tho
@@SorowFame This weirds me out though they are going to be demonetized anyway for all the jokes left in so I really doubt the censorship is for demonetization, that said I don't know what else it could be for.
I don't get all the cries of self-censorship, all the originals are still available and this video contains more than its fair share of remarks that will have it demonotised anyway.
could be for the same reason the definitive edition of the DMC reboot removed the villian line that was something about making the world his bitch. That is, either Yahtzee or an editor felt the jokes didn't work so well in hindsight or just weren't so good upon reflection.
It’s remarkable how compilations can be, in some ways, more than the sum of their parts. For instance, Zero Punctuation compilations are proving far more likely than their individual components to make me think “the fuck does ‘gormless’ mean?” For anyone who doesn’t know, and who somehow reads my comment before googling it themselves, it’s just some gormless British word for “stupid, dull, or clumsy”. So if you ever want to compliment someone, I guess call them “gormful” and see how they react.
With all the Millennial jokes Yahzee makes it seriously makes me wonder if he realizes that he IS a Millennial; then i slap myself with the reminder that he's a satirical video game critic, of course he knows.
i remember fighting the snowtribe chieftain in primal and after an hour of kiting him around the arena and 500 spears later he died and i deleted the game from my harddrive and threw the hardcopie in the trash
At that point take it to gamestop. Sure you'll get 40 cents, a button and some pocket lint, or like a buck-50 in store credit, but throwing it away is only you losing money.
I turned them into a podcast by playing the video while working. Alternatively you can download them as mp3 files to listen to them in your device of choice. MAGIC.
This is the erstwhile best year of ZP and I think it's purely in his delivery. I am an idiot so I can't explain why but there's something about the energy and his choice of when to pause that makes every episode of this so funny.
Like how when a few Samsung phones had battery explosion problems, and even though far more iPhones of the same generation blew up, Samsung got the media coverage so got the blame. The media coverage determines the reaction, not reality.
“Like trying to serve dessert after the main course consisted of fillet of asbestos in dog shit”……. Literally made me spray my coffee across my desk. Glorious 😂
@@hannahkellaway commenting "first" is so 2007. you need to point out the fact that it is such an outdated concept to trick people into believing that you did something different, and i can assure that money and sausages will be thrown at you with such force that all the strippers of las vegas will feel jealous of you.
Am I the only one who plays a little game called "Guess that ZP!" where I skip randomly through the video trying to guess the game Yahtzee is talking about? No? Just me? Okay... I'll go to my nerd corner.
@@benhemsworth8555 all the old videos are still up on TH-cam, as well as the escapist site. Blame TH-cam, not Escapist. I'm angry too, but it makes sense that they want to, you know, make money
@@pnakek Well the only thing worse than someone who throws out artistic integrity to eat is the company that makes people give up artistic integrity to eat.
@@typhoonzebra TH-cam is not a public service, it is a company that wants to turn a profit. "Artistic ingegrity" is a blurred line and could easily land them in shit with advertisers.
You know, having played it a good long while ago and thought about it off and on since, I've actually thought of something that takes care of the whole "stealth" issue with XCOM 2, the starting stealthed after getting fucking rocket-dropshipped in 200 yards away from the buggers in a dense urban area, the timed missions counting down before the aliens know your squad is even there: see, it works PERFECTLY if you assume that ~the rest~ of XCOM's ostensible network of volunteers and sympathizers just did something VERY loud and VERY alarming RIGHT before the ship showed up to distract from your insertion. They don't know you're here because they're distracted by something outside the play area having just exploded, and they set the demo charges for the same reason: they don't know _you_ are here, but *something's* up and they know that whatever it is, it's probably there for their important cargo. The problem with the timer negating the benefits of stealth is still an issue though.
I don't remember how many times I have rewatched each megaseries. On the one hand, I find them to have more replayability than many games. On the other hand, it might be my alcohol addled memory.
I'd forgotten what he'd said about debating people on the internet. Personally, I've found that trying to debate someone on the internet is more like trying to bust open a brick wall with your head. Not the fun, metaphorical walls like in Soulslikes & other hard games either. I'm talking about ACTUAL brick walls IRL!
"You promise to buy them a puppy, then they come down to find a load of Korean take-out containers around the tree." Ouch...that may be one of the harshest burns I've ever heard...especially since we know now how much Yahtzee has recently fallen in love with Toffee...Bwahahahaha...But seriously, they're so damn cute. I had an all black Pomeranian-chi mix named Dante (After the original Dante, Alighieri) and you just can't help but love them...
The Salt and Sanctuary review had Yahtzee want to call a game with a banana on its head, "that game with a banana on its head" couple years later, My Friend Pedro came out, a game with a banana on its head. Probably a Yahtzee fan.
I had a friend from Bristol, England come visit me in Huntsville, Alabama. It was hilarious watching wait staff have to ask her three or four times what she had ordered because of the accent disparity. Rural british versus rural american haha
It's always funny to me how Yahtzee delicately treads around Undertale, both because he actually respects it as a game, but also because the thought of actually pissing off the fandom absolutely terrifies him.
I like to think that the PS5, and Xbox Series X's huge performance upgrades compared to PS4, and the Xbox 1 are a result of Yahtzee's unrelenting criticism of the consoles...
shadow warrior remake and shadow warrior 2 i find very simliar to mgs:ground zero and mgs: phantom pain. former entry being a short but sweet run of what the later one would be like. unlike original shadowwarrior i did beat the remake and had semi fun with it (original i had lots of fun with) but the follow up of sw2 ive had prob way to many hours fun with and still not beaten it even as my current main profile is at near max diff. fun mindless slaughter. tho for upper levels it req ability to plan and build your "wang" to be better. and i still dont have that nailed down after the years past.
If only DC waited longer to make Suicide Squad again without anything different about the title. So confusing trying to talk about it. If anything they could call it 2nd shot or something.
I love when the absence of episode transitions create new burns: "Well, that was an anti-climax. No, this is an anti-climax ... The Witness is a new game by Jonathan Blow."
I mean, to be fair to Yahtz, he would never put in an intro if leaving it out can give an extra kick to the bullocks of a game that wasted his time and precious few brain cells that have survived the drinking.
@@Morgoth052
Can’t tell if faking being super drunk, actually was super drunk, or if German which really doesn’t put the first two as impossible
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@@samburns7463
So, how is that four month marathon drinking binge going? Did you drink enough to forget last of us 2 yet? Or maybe drank enough to make it good?
@@blackchibisan8116 isn't forgetting it in a drunken stupor the only way to enjoy it?
"CD Projekt Red, Hope the reattachment surgery goes well."
Narrator: "It didn't."
I always missed the joke for that one
@@jesuschrist9677 They worked their bollocks off making Witcher 3 so good, and thus needed surgery to reattach their bollocks.
@@BurntFrost And apparently, they glued it to their ear instead
Ahh, foreshadowing for CBP2077.
I heard this as I was reading it 😳😎👍 nice
Oh boy, here I go summarizing again !
00:00:05 Yahtzee Top 5 Best, Worst and Blandest games of 2015
00:07:12 Devils Third
00:12:27 Mario & Luigi Paper Jam
00:17:35 Assassin's Creed Chronicles
00:22:47 Xenoblade Chronicles X
00:28:06 The Witness
00:30:47 Bombshell
00:33:34 Gravity Rush
00:38:32 X-COM 2
00:43:38 Firewatch Vs Layers of Fear
00:48:51 Far Cry Primal
00:53:55 Stardew Valley
00:56:30 Superhot (extra pissed off Yahtzee at 58:16 :O !)
00:59:09 The Division
01:04:03 Salt and Sanctuary
01:08:53 République
01:13:42 Shadow Warrior
01:18:22 Quantum Break
01:23:17 Dark Souls 3
01:28:13 Ratchet & Clank
01:33:03 Starfox Zero
01:37:53 Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door
01:42:33 Uncharted 4
01:47:23 Doom
01:52:22 Homefront : The Revolution
01:57:32 Battleborn & Overwatch
02:02:50 Mirror's Edge Catalyst
02:07:46 E3 2016
02:13:07 Mighty N°9
02:18:19 Inside
02:21:13 Shadow of the Beast
02:23:25 Technomancer
02:28:34 Furi
02:31:10 Song of the Deep
02:33:40 I am Setsuna
02:38:40 Head Lander
02:41:06 Quadrilateral Cowboy
02:43:27 Quake 1
02:48:42 No Man's Sky
02:54:00 Grow Up
02:58:49 Deus Ex Mankind Divided
03:03:54 Metroid Federation Force
03:08:33 Curious Expedition
03:11:40 Mother Russia bleeds
03:13:37 Recore
03:18:36 Capcom Five (♫ let's all laugh of an industry that never learn anything tee hee hee ♫)
03:23:47 Clustertruck
03:26:40 Lichtspeer
03:28:36 Paper Mario Color Splash
03:33:44 Gears of War 4
03:38:35 PlayStation VR
03:43:43 Battlefield 1
03:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2
03:53:49 Dishonored 2
03:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2
04:03:33 Final Fantasy XV
04:08:30 The Last Guardian
Ended with the help of @Ezekiel Martin o7
*May your framerates be high and your temperatures low* ಠ_ರೃ
You're absolutely insane, but in a good way. Thank you for your service.
May your nob be ever slobbed
Finished! Feel free to plagiarize.
3:33:44 Gears of War 4
3:38:35 PlayStation VR
3:43:43 Battlefield 1
3:48:44 CoD: Infinite Warfare vs Titanfall 2
3:53:49 Dishonored 2
3:58:36 Watch_Dogs_2
4:03:33 Final Fantasy XV
4:08:30 The Last Guardian
@@ezekielmartin4323 Thanks, this one was longer to finish than the previous one ! :P
Firewatch not firewall... also thank you for your service soldier
“Come join me now ye gentles all, and crouch behind yond chest high wall”
-Shakespeare
This is one of my favourite Yahtzee lines
“...in Swindon”
Gets me every time
The utter disgust with which "Swindon" is said just does it for me.
@@sjcommander9127 Swindon is my hometown, so I get it lol
@@zshinra3504 - What’s it like? I’ve never been there.
@@qdllc it ain’t bad tbf just sandwiched between London and Bristol so nothing really ‘going on’
Jokes aside four and a half hours of good “content” a year is a mammoth task. Thanks for the most consistently enjoyable game reviews on TH-cam!
@@jimemmonstein847 or ea, or ubisoft for that matter, seriously, yahtzee isnt joking when every sandbox checkpoint game can be classified as "the ubisoft game"
I keep reading this as mammoth tusk cause I've been playing too much skyrim
@@shadowsketch926 That also applies to Breath of the Wild, in my experience; a bland, empty open-world with hundreds of repetitive shrines and Korok seeds sprinkled throughout randomly, and no warning that overpowered horse-riding enemies will be hiding on that plain, ready to kill you several times.
In fact, it's _worse_ than Assassin's Creed Origins and other "Ubisoft games", in that BotW also forces in limited stamina and weapon and shield fragility, to add further rage-inducing limitations.
While I managed to play Assassin's Creed Origins and Odyssey , and Just Cause 3 and Watch_Dogs, for several days each before getting bored, I could only play Breath of the Wild for a handful of hours before its incredibly dull design and blatantly NOT "Legend of Zelda" nature made me drop it. Also, unlike those previous four games, I bought Breath of the Wild preowned, so none of my money went to Nintendo for such a bland product wearing the skin of a much better series (which, personally, I count as false bloody advertising).
@@astrangehero Except that the first Zelda didn't have survival mechanics, like equipment fragility and stamina (both of which are extremely arbitrary limitations placed on the player, and not on enemies). Indeed, no Zelda game - aside from Skyward Sword - had these restrictions.
These limitations make the game feel significantly different to the rest of the series, and for all the wrong reasons. Sure, Breath of the Wild tries to emulate Zelda 1's sense of adventure, but these mechanics ruin any kind of immersion.
Personally, I prefer the "adventure" found in Twilight Princess, The Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, Link's Awakening, and A Link Between Worlds; closed-worlds with memorable, distinct locations, snappy combat, and practically zero artificial limitations placed on the player. This "adventure" has a...flavour, I guess, that's not present in Breath of the Wild, which is also far too open, far too big and empty, for its own good.
@@PokeMaster22222 horseback enemies arent an issue your just bad
I love how vindictively he said “in Swindon”
If you’ve ever been to Swindon, you’d understand
@@lionguardant5468 Why, do they Swindle...don... you out of your money ..................?
@@cheknauss9867 Don is a man who should not be granted financial independence and we, the people of Swindon- the Swindonese if you will- will exploit that fact until the Swindon Government pries the Nigerian Prince out of my claw-hands.
at least its not Milton Keynes
*Swindon*
I always lost it on the "Undertale is a good game...." cut to credits 🤣🤣🤣
I love when Yahtzee does things like subtly reference The Count of Monte Cristo just to remind us that he's actually a well-educated foul-mouthed shouty-man on the internet.
Didn't he drop out of high school?
@@elementalmagic213 I haven't a clue. However, one needn't attend university to be well-educated. ^_^
@@Lady_Kitsune09 he did drop out of high school
@@bhaveshramdaursingh4325 Thank you for letting me know. ^_^
Amen!
In XCom2, the whole "PC Hissy" bit has forever engrained itself in my playthroughs, lol
"hey this has been going on for a while, how much longer is it"
"oh i see, just 4 hours more to go"
you said that after 13min?
well, I was doing something else and just put in on play as background, then I realized it had been going on for too long
I'm going to create a review channel called "Only Punctuation." It will be very quiet.
Or game reviewing only using charades
It'll just be recordings of yourself making faces in the mirror. Surprised look to represent an exclamation point, puzzled to represent a question mark, etc.
Adam Greenhaus It can open with some acoustic folk music
Victor Borgia had that gag
@@scottm9605 Victor Borge might just be my favorite.
What’s that, Yahtzee? Time to binge all your compilations again and have your voice narrate my like for the rest of the week? Well, if you insist!
Yhihihi>0i0ihi0ihi0>0>iii9. Cy. but I io 9 io io io io i.p.o is 0going to the io h9ii hi be there 8h8h8hphh 8or to get 9yy iui my own feelings is h8hph9h8hig 8feedings to 9be h hi h ig i ig ih iui i hi hhhiih ig a lot little i ig ii ig ii ig ighghhgi hhgi iig ihhhhgi hig ighggi 9 time with aguy to on to get a ride home on a hook to that would help your team get the same results and from my Fwb
Been there done that.
8:10 Yahtzee unknowingly predicts a major visual and story motif of death stranding. He read the first line of the wiki on cetacean stranding events, then decided to replace whales with ink ghosts and time rain and other such nonsense.
You're RIGHT! Yahtzee is a friggin' prophet!
_Intro_
"Undertale is a good game..."
_Outro_
Etc. Etc.
It was the greatest review all year
if you add or remove anything from it, there will be riots in the streets, from the haters of undertale, to the lovers, and to the extremists of both sides
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I can literally watch these over and over again it's crazy😂
It's great background noise.
Start playing Factorio.
Put on a year of Yatzee.
"Why is it starting another year? And the sun is coming up!"
Same lol
@@scumbagslacker I've been playing the demo of factorio and enjoying but I just haven't pulled the plug and bought it. Should I?
@@bigbunn_ its continually satisfying and I would highly recommend it. Bit it has pulled in all my spare time like a black hole
How did the Mario Paper jam not have a single scissoring joke in it
I mean... he DID mention lesbians... twice
Yahtzee's batman figure is one of the funniest characters he's made.
so is the assassin one.
@@michaell8000 "Morning officer." "Fuck off white boy."
Ahh... another “every zero punctuation” video, time for me to set up another afternoon of putting off responsibilities and shutting out the outside world whilst drowning myself in the golden glow of nostalgia
Yes, you're very interesting and unique. Now please please fuck off forever
It makes me so angry that people as pitifully stupid as you are even exists
@@ashleylawrence2110 Jeez, did that guy piss in your cereal or something? Also, isn't it slightly more pathetic to take time out of your day only to educate someone on how pathetic they are? Just let him make a harmless joke. And to quote a well reknown genius: "It makes me so angry that people as pitifully stupid as you are even exists."
nostalgia for 2016? was covid that bad
The immense hatred he has for the ogre is really funny
"disproportionately demand novelty"
finally, the big irk I have with reviewers put into words
It’s a good thing people know I write these things weeks in advance
Cuz people would flock to the forums and claim I ripped off the idea,
And make complete F””king fools of themselves 😂😂👍🏻
I'm trying to put together my first rig in 15 years and this video is a blessing so I don't die from a heart attack because I am basically improvising here
Not sure why you need to improvise on your first rig. Building guides are widely available.
Hope it went well and you only had a couple of heart attacks
So the only censoring I noticed this time was that they cut the _entirety_ of the Mafia 3 review.
That censorship might just cost them Yahtzee’s loyalty if they aren’t careful.
What are they trying to censor, specifically?
Lilly Who I think the review has a recurring joke based around race. They probably removed it because it might get them demonetised.
@@SorowFame Nope its just one line in particular
n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep c-bleep c-bleep s-bleep
All racial slurs
Still hilarious how he said it tho
@@SorowFame This weirds me out though they are going to be demonetized anyway for all the jokes left in so I really doubt the censorship is for demonetization, that said I don't know what else it could be for.
I don't get all the cries of self-censorship, all the originals are still available and this video contains more than its fair share of remarks that will have it demonotised anyway.
P B I mean, it's not like Escapist is going to claim this child friendly anyway...
Though you have to wonder that if the video is going to be demonetised anyway, then why remove it?
could be for the same reason the definitive edition of the DMC reboot removed the villian line that was something about making the world his bitch. That is, either Yahtzee or an editor felt the jokes didn't work so well in hindsight or just weren't so good upon reflection.
It’s remarkable how compilations can be, in some ways, more than the sum of their parts. For instance, Zero Punctuation compilations are proving far more likely than their individual components to make me think “the fuck does ‘gormless’ mean?”
For anyone who doesn’t know, and who somehow reads my comment before googling it themselves, it’s just some gormless British word for “stupid, dull, or clumsy”. So if you ever want to compliment someone, I guess call them “gormful” and see how they react.
Funnily enough he DOES go to robot prison in the DLC.
"what influenza was to the 1920s" oh, we were so gloriously unknowing back then
With all the Millennial jokes Yahzee makes it seriously makes me wonder if he realizes that he IS a Millennial; then i slap myself with the reminder that he's a satirical video game critic, of course he knows.
TFW, Yahtzee mentions coming off of a bad acid trip as you watch some ZP to come off a bad acid trip.
These videos provide me much enjoyment while driving to class.
i remember fighting the snowtribe chieftain in primal and after an hour of kiting him around the arena and 500 spears later he died and i deleted the game from my harddrive and threw the hardcopie in the trash
At that point take it to gamestop. Sure you'll get 40 cents, a button and some pocket lint, or like a buck-50 in store credit, but throwing it away is only you losing money.
Ever thought of releasing these as a podcast? I sit and listen to it while I'm at work without watching. Would be nice, is all
I turned them into a podcast by playing the video while working.
Alternatively you can download them as mp3 files to listen to them in your device of choice.
MAGIC.
This is the erstwhile best year of ZP and I think it's purely in his delivery. I am an idiot so I can't explain why but there's something about the energy and his choice of when to pause that makes every episode of this so funny.
comedic timing, funny man
3:14:29 Man, Yahtzee really chose a bad time to come to the states.
A wolf's head on butterfly wings. I love it
My favorite part of people saying that battleborn was a rip-off of overwatch when battleborn was originally announced 2 years earlier than overwatch
Like how when a few Samsung phones had battery explosion problems, and even though far more iPhones of the same generation blew up, Samsung got the media coverage so got the blame.
The media coverage determines the reaction, not reality.
Woooo another few hours of bedtime stories
> they do not so much "fly" as "plummet"
And you make fun of Monty Python fans?
In fairness he makes fun of everyone. Yahtzee very much has the south park borders of who to make fun of. That is no borders at all
Finally something good for my birthday
“Like trying to serve dessert after the main course consisted of fillet of asbestos in dog shit”…….
Literally made me spray my coffee across my desk. Glorious 😂
I love how I accidentally put the playing speed on 1.5x and it took a whole review for me to notice.
Also fun to set on 0.5 - sounds like he's on drugs 😆
Do you think the CIA use these for reprogramming?
No...
amdm amdhg that's exactly what a CIA agent would say if they are using these for brainwashing!
@@SorowFame no...
@@amdmamdhg9630 no...
@@SorowFame how would one even use these for brainwashing, anyway?
Inb4 “last time I was this early I was disappointing a lady” joke
Last time I was this early the lady disappointed me
Last time I disappointed a lady I was early
@@hannahkellaway how do you disappoint someone by being early? What is this? The mirror dimension?
@@azzzanadra she wasn't amused by my commenting "First"
@@hannahkellaway commenting "first" is so 2007.
you need to point out the fact that it is such an outdated concept to trick people into believing that you did something different, and i can assure that money and sausages will be thrown at you with such force that all the strippers of las vegas will feel jealous of you.
I think I go through years 2013-2019 almost too much, but it’s just good background noise
Dude ive listened to 2016 3 times in the last week, helps work go faster thats for sure.
Am I the only one who plays a little game called "Guess that ZP!" where I skip randomly through the video trying to guess the game Yahtzee is talking about?
No? Just me?
Okay... I'll go to my nerd corner.
28:09.5 just cracks me up, I dunno why
39:26
*DoW imperial guard theme starts playing*
So is someone crazy enough to make a list of all the cut jokes for demonetization?
Succubi Pie I’m kinda annoyed that the cutting is a thing tbh
@@benhemsworth8555 all the old videos are still up on TH-cam, as well as the escapist site. Blame TH-cam, not Escapist. I'm angry too, but it makes sense that they want to, you know, make money
@@kylejscheffler yeah, because fuck artistic integrity, amirite? gotta make that sweet sweet cash
@@pnakek Well the only thing worse than someone who throws out artistic integrity to eat is the company that makes people give up artistic integrity to eat.
@@typhoonzebra TH-cam is not a public service, it is a company that wants to turn a profit. "Artistic ingegrity" is a blurred line and could easily land them in shit with advertisers.
52:25 Yahtz basically predicted Far Cry 5
I think he should do a Top and Bottom 5 for the decade at some point. Maybe when the 2020 Drought hits.
alldayagain, that would be really cool.
You know, having played it a good long while ago and thought about it off and on since, I've actually thought of something that takes care of the whole "stealth" issue with XCOM 2, the starting stealthed after getting fucking rocket-dropshipped in 200 yards away from the buggers in a dense urban area, the timed missions counting down before the aliens know your squad is even there: see, it works PERFECTLY if you assume that ~the rest~ of XCOM's ostensible network of volunteers and sympathizers just did something VERY loud and VERY alarming RIGHT before the ship showed up to distract from your insertion. They don't know you're here because they're distracted by something outside the play area having just exploded, and they set the demo charges for the same reason: they don't know _you_ are here, but *something's* up and they know that whatever it is, it's probably there for their important cargo. The problem with the timer negating the benefits of stealth is still an issue though.
"Captain Pike Wheelchair".
i actually lost my shit.
"No Punctuations"
"Ads tho"
Ahh youtube premium.
@@brumby92 🤜🤛
...Adblock? It's nearly 2020, dude.
@@AetherHuntrax3036 Not all of is want the people that make the stuff we enjoy to starve.
@@ShroudedWolf51 yes but at the same time youtube is doing that anyway as well as the ftc sooooooo it doesn't really mean much anymore
Christmas has come early indeed. Joy to the world, that Yahtzee is real!
Rip ZP
I don't remember how many times I have rewatched each megaseries. On the one hand, I find them to have more replayability than many games. On the other hand, it might be my alcohol addled memory.
I'd forgotten what he'd said about debating people on the internet. Personally, I've found that trying to debate someone on the internet is more like trying to bust open a brick wall with your head. Not the fun, metaphorical walls like in Soulslikes & other hard games either. I'm talking about ACTUAL brick walls IRL!
There's more copies of blue alive atonment in my game collection then there are ads in this video
"You promise to buy them a puppy, then they come down to find a load of Korean take-out containers around the tree." Ouch...that may be one of the harshest burns I've ever heard...especially since we know now how much Yahtzee has recently fallen in love with Toffee...Bwahahahaha...But seriously, they're so damn cute. I had an all black Pomeranian-chi mix named Dante (After the original Dante, Alighieri) and you just can't help but love them...
The Salt and Sanctuary review had Yahtzee want to call a game with a banana on its head, "that game with a banana on its head"
couple years later, My Friend Pedro came out, a game with a banana on its head.
Probably a Yahtzee fan.
With content like this, Moviebobs days would seem to be numbered. Soon enough this will be the Yahtzee channel
It was, for a while at least.
Then they brought Bob back for some reason.
"Menstrunoids" *must* be a monster name in a video game. Please, games industry, do us a solid !
came for unbridled rage and stayed for julian bashir.
Thats what Garak said.
sittin here wishing Yahtzee would lambast movies like he does games haha
I have _never_ been able to tell what he's saying at 3:18:30. "Recore is vet refloored?"
Ezekiel Martin recore is very flawed
@@benjaminpoulson9707 Ahh, you may be right!
I had a friend from Bristol, England come visit me in Huntsville, Alabama. It was hilarious watching wait staff have to ask her three or four times what she had ordered because of the accent disparity. Rural british versus rural american haha
The bravest thing I've done this year is watching this video at 2x speed
3:31:58
he wasn’t all wrong
It’s just not the king lol 😂😂
It's always funny to me how Yahtzee delicately treads around Undertale, both because he actually respects it as a game, but also because the thought of actually pissing off the fandom absolutely terrifies him.
This video wasn't long enough. Need more.
At 17:43 is she a voice actor for Syndicate?
Well I know what I'm doing for the next 4-and-a-quarter hours.
28:07 unintentional insult to The Witness
3:48:39 I've found a train. This is nessesary information to know.
"In Swindon!" 😅
2:11:42 oh if past Yahtzee only knew of what was to come in the future!
I spotted a Homestar Runner reference in the Battleborn*e* vs Overwatch review! My wasted childhood is valid
2:11:43 Well, that didn't age well.
39:04 when he says what you was gona write about in the comments
Yatzee complaining about motion controls in vr games is amazing considering what we have now
"Blimey, that was petty". A little wee came out at that. HAIL!!!!!
1:33:52 That joke did not age well
My daily dose of ZP is here
Finally a good use of my time
I like to think that the PS5, and Xbox Series X's huge performance upgrades compared to PS4, and the Xbox 1 are a result of Yahtzee's unrelenting criticism of the consoles...
2:30:08 This is a new graphic, right? I've never seen his character in this pose, because I bursted out laughing.
I really love how he swears to games with- manner(?)
shadow warrior remake and shadow warrior 2 i find very simliar to mgs:ground zero and mgs: phantom pain. former entry being a short but sweet run of what the later one would be like. unlike original shadowwarrior i did beat the remake and had semi fun with it (original i had lots of fun with) but the follow up of sw2 ive had prob way to many hours fun with and still not beaten it even as my current main profile is at near max diff. fun mindless slaughter. tho for upper levels it req ability to plan and build your "wang" to be better. and i still dont have that nailed down after the years past.
remember to let the ad play and click on the ad so the company gets charged.
I wonder how much storage these use up
Finally done... Ben watching this for weeks now...
Fun game : Drink every time Yahtzee mentions meth
At least i can always rely on yatzee talking bollocks, to make me fall asleep :P
I love how out of context it is if you pause at 1:00:34
I forgot that capcom of america is actually just capcom of Texas
I shall join you in our joint crucifixion over liking DS2 over DS3
"2 minutes ago" CLICK.
2:01:00
*EA* : Write that down, write that down!
If only DC waited longer to make Suicide Squad again without anything different about the title. So confusing trying to talk about it. If anything they could call it 2nd shot or something.
"Undertale is a good game" overrated but still good
Ben Sell When an Indie game is good the fans will act like such a thing as never existed ignorant to any games that may have inspired it.
@Corey Stokely aren't you acting grumpy because someone doesn't like it as much as you?