Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- A college admissions board (Sandra Oh, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner, Chris Redd) decides which candidates to admit.
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"I would be the first person in my family to go to college.... it's not a race" lmao
that was hilarious, it's like damn, that's cold blooded but you know that's happening all over the place, first-timers being turned down for less qualified legacies
😂😂😂
damn... that has double meaning. was it intentional?
The Classie Lassie a good skit ? I enjoyed it. I give you a link for an original video link is in brackets an original video of mine link is in brackets
[ KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - TH-cam ]
That was the only funny bit
As someone who just got rejected from USC....this kind of makes me feel better 😂😂😂
You were probably a terrible applicant. I bet you didn't have the m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ scores to get in anyway.
@Rafael Jingles I thought the sarcasm was obvious? I was pointing out that these schools claim test score are what matter, when in reality, something as arbitrary as how rich you are is what really matters, and that's fucked up
USC What's that?
@@binyamina8850 University of Southern California. It's one of the schools at the center of this scandal.
@ yikes🤦🏼♂️
People who applied to top colleges without being rich or famous: (laughs in anxiety)
You might have one drop of native blood.
Right.
@@Sullaban huh?
I got in cause I’m smarter 🤷🏾♂️
Or white
to be fair; anyone who can teach underprivileged snails to play soccer is a genius.
This stupid comment does not serve an answer, but should not go unchallenged.
She doesn't teach them HOW to play soccer, she merely teaches them the joys of soccer which I like to imagine just involves telling them about it
@@Diamondelight92 Getting a snail to feel joy is an amazing feat in and of itself.
This was a fabulous interaction
I would admit this girl, in the hospital. She needs help tho. Why would snails enjoy soccer but not tennis?
Are we going to give a nod to Sandra Oh's characterization of the Asian-American's vs. Harvard case that is going on right now as well? It's nuanced and unexpected, and I love it.
youtubesucks that’s rly racist man...
youtubesucks I know for a fact that I do more volunteer work than most of my non-Asian classmates. Half of the kids on student council are also Asian. Saying no Asians have leadership qualities or care about the community is as false as saying all mexican people are illegal immigrants or all black people are criminals
@youtubesucks Let's take this one at a time. First, it is false that Asian students are lower on leadership and community care. If you read the lawsuit case + arguments (which you likely didn't), the only aspect that was shown to be consistently lower was personality. Even this aspect can be disputed as the statistics are skewed to be biased in favor of the SFA, which built the case as a vehicle to take down affirmative action. The only takeaway you can have is that Harvard's admissions office likely held similar false biases like the ones you hold, that Asians only are good academically and have no other merits. In reality, Asian students simply performed on average above the rest when it came to grades and test scores and compared equally with other candidates when it came to extracurriculars, leadership, and personality (this was shown by the fact that Asians scored equally well as other candidates during the personal interview section, where "personality" is actually apparent).
Next, all your "evidence" refers to Asian adults, specifically Asian business owners, not Asian students, so it is entirely irrelevant. It speaks nothing of Asian students. The claim that Asian business owners don't care outside of their own race is also ignorant of the social contexts. When first-generation Asian immigrants came to the US, they faced backlash and unfair obstacles especially in the business world, except when interacting with other Asians. Why try to take part in organizations that constantly deny you entry? Asian-Americans also tend to take part in other Asian groups because they are IMMIGRANTS; this is how they connect to the culture they left behind. /
When it comes to Asian business owners paying lower salaries, YOU are looking at outliers. First where is your source for this? In general, salaries are not publicly available, so it seems you're basing this off very selective data. But let's take your claim about programmers (this isn't even the right term; it's software engineer, developer, etc.) making less under Asian-owned companies. Google, Microsoft, Adobe, Mastercard, Nokia and many more are ran by Asian CEOs, and the software engineers at these companies are among the highest paid.
Of course, Asians care about the constitution. Most Asians who come to the US, care about the US and are grateful that they have built a place for themselves here. Why else would they come? In fact, many become American citizens, which actually requires you to have reasonable knowledge of the constitution. Most native-born Americans don't. Next, what does it mean to care about freedom?? At this point "freedom" is just an American political buzzword. Pretty much all developed nations have "freedom"; it's not the 1700s anymore.
Politically, everyone tends to vote for their race, especially minorities, because minorities know that they are underrepresented and want people in leadership positions that understand their background. But also, white people will vote for other white people as well even if it's not best for the community. This is normal, and also your point doesn't mean much since it's subjective what best for the community means. Asians may vote for an Asian representative because that is the only candidate who will actually care about their needs. That's how our democratic system is designed. We don't vote for what's best for the majority; this eliminates minority opinions (I mean minority as in the inverse of majority not minority races) many of which are the primary sources of progress since the majority does not want to change. So we vote for what's best for us, and in the end, ideally we get the best overall result for everyone in the end.
You will find that as a whole, community outreach is increasing among Asians, as a result of newer generations. Why? Because older generations did not care about community outreach. They were working to make a living. On the other hand, newer generations of Asians are simply Americans. They participate in community outreach just as much as any other person.
This last statement about Asians being robots, is horribly racist. It has no truth, only a representation you've learned from the media. There are Asians with poor grades, Asians that play sports, as well as Asians who are book nerds. Having good grades and good test scores is not mutually exclusive with being a well-rounded human being with creativity, leadership ability, and self-reflective thought. Next, it is not xenophobic to not assimilate into American culture. It is also not invading. If you do not speak of European/white immigrants as invaders, then don't speak about Asian immigrants, or any other race, as invaders. On the other hand, American culture has been xenophobic towards Asians, either explicitly through laws (Chinese ban, Japanese internment camps) or implicitly (stereotyping in the media and in the workplace and denying representation in higher levels of leadership).
Next, explain what a patriot is, or a person with a well-balanced thought process. My guess is that your definitions will contradict. Patriotism, in excess, is propaganda, and no thoughtful person would follow it.
Now this last statement. The incredibly banal thought that you can be smart but bad at tests. And that creativity! Innovation! And leadership skills! are more valuable. This can be true. But disregarding socioeconomic differences, learning disabilities, etc. someone who has poor grades/low test scores indicates subpar retention of things they learn, an inability to apply concepts to new ideas, and a lack of problem solving skills. Tests have gotten significantly better at evaluating these factors. For creativity and innovation, especially now in a technological world where most things are pretty advanced, progress is hard to make without extremely technical backgrounds.
BUT SPECIFICALLY FOR COLLEGE ADMISSIONS, oh boy do grades and test scores matter. They don't have to be perfect, but there's no use accepting someone no matter what your leadership skills are if you don't have the academic ability to survive at an Ivy League university. You'll flunk out in a semester. AND AGAIN, high grades aren't mutually exclusive with leadership skills or any other soft skills for that matter. Almost all accepted students are at the top in all areas, academically or otherwise. They are among the most passionate and most motivated students, and also have the most valuable, yet actually well-informed, ideas.
Oh and also, when it comes to meritocracy, often the least qualified accepted students are white.
Also the whole specialized schools ordeal in NYC. Except they're going to do away with testing and any Tom, Dick, and Harry can get in without even earning their way in.
Dylan T. Man, I really appreciate you putting in all this work to write a rebuttal, even though the original comment has been deleted. You pretty much put everything that this admissions scandal thing has made me feel into words. So thanks for that.
"You mean the whole time she really wasn't Asian, Gaaahdd!!!???"😄😄😄
Very realistic. Sounds exactly like some of my family members
"Listen to her essay - 'I would be the first person in my family to go to college.' It's not a race." XD
That was the biggest laugh for me!
Heidi's deadpan "Why are you doing this to us, Debra?" kills me every time.
Pure gold.
I would have replied with: having asions students are fine, its having asiens in this room that's the problem.
This is based off true college admissions news and accusations this is hilarious
I'm pretty sure this is how they decide which students get financial aid at typical college campuses.
Joseph Park #CaptainObvious strikes again
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I guess all the illegal admissions are over now.
One got 14 days and the next may serve 2 or 3 months.
End of admissions scandal.
look at Joseph finding the relevance. Well done
Wow Joseph really gets it, he’s got an eye for comedy
“You mean this whole time she really wasn’t Asian”
LMAOOO
@@queenb7209 tbh I didn't get that joke!
She's clearly not. I don't know how they couldn't see it. She's definitely a white supremacists.
*Why are you doing this to us, Deborah?*
😂
Out of all the loudly delivered lines - this one little line was pure gold 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@christinec.3506 That and Keenan double "Is this a trap" right before it.
I really hope we see more of Heidi next season. She's sharp.
chief oh no he didn't :D
I don't understand that?
2:55
I watched it twice distracting and very good. I have a link for an original video. The link is in brackets that is quite interesting. video link is in brackets [KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - TH-cam] good video.
If they did this in 2020 SNL woulda been cancelled
The book "Bad Biz: Your Guide to Starting a For Profit College" by Corin Devaso is an interesting read. It's satire that shows how some colleges scam.
I mentor underprivileged snails after school and teach them the joys of soccer.
I love soccer.
How are the snails doing?
An aspiring story for those little snails....
This is the cutest comment I’ve ever seen.
For those that didn't pause the video this is what the extracurricular of Jackie Kebbler said.
Fitbaw
"I mentor underprivileged snails after school to teach them the joys of soccer. I love soccer.
“An Aunt Becky production”
I spit out my coffee from that line! 😂😂😂
“You mean this whole time she wasn’t really asian” omg hahaha
Sandra Oh is honestly a gift to earth
I heard Mars is fucking furious we got her.
really? how?
Garry meh
Sandra Oh is the queen of my heart. ✨❤
@@geccec3533 srsly. why. what do u see in the performance that makes u say that
i really dont get it
This is so unrealistic why would that girl even bother applying when she didn’t even stab nobody.
This sketch is misleading. There are no black men on college admission panels.
Jacquelynn sure there are, it’s just that they’re the Ben Carson’s of the world lol
Let's guess "Jacquelynn"s race, shall we?
🔥🔥🔥
I don't know if you're joking or not?
@@LickMyMusketBallsYankee what?
"Chief Oh No he didn't"
I'm in tears!
Sandra Oh No She Didn't
I did ❤ that name😂😂🤣✌
"An Aunt Becky Production"
that killed me lmao
I don't get it. Could you explain the context?
becky is a character from full house and she’s played by lori loughlin...
@@jonoave duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aunt Becky was Lori Loughlin's character on Full House. Loughlin is one of the actresses involved in the college admissions scandal.
I was looking for this comment! THANKS!
"Why are you doing this to us Debra"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That took menout 🤣😂🤣
"she was undercover... you mean this entire time, she wasnt really Asian!?"
"A land boat." That's a good one.
“an aunt becky production” OMG THE MF SHADE
'Why are doing this to us Debra?"😂😂
Sandra Oh always feels like a real cast member. Does a great job. No one beats Adam Driver though. He should not only be a permanent cast member, but he would be in my top favorite cast members. The man is hysterical.
"Is this a trap? Is this a trap?"
Amy Kinsella It’s a tarp.
Amy Kinsella 😂😂😂
"My mom is German and my dad is Count Chocula" Oh my lord I died
Saw the count chocula gag a mile a way the second she said her name
@@zaidjamal Same.
Had me rollin'
ofc that's how the coach got into college herself...and her job!
we all died
“And his last name is Jeffrey’s could that be in relation to the giraffe” 😂😂😂😂
that was the line!!
@@sabrazafarano9651
Whose line is it, anyways?
I loved the line with Jeffrey!😂👍
Wow I didn't see that ending coming. That was pretty good. Also the bit about the mascot was genius.
The Asian joke was a knock at Harvard lmao
It's a knock on all elite colleges. If they go by academic performance alone, they'd probably be 90% Asian.
@Laggie But instead to appease the crying mobs they’ll, in the name of equality, have to judge people by their race and turn away more Asians and accept more blacks, simply based on race.. Equality in 2019, right?
UCLA and Berkeley.
@@nomanmon oh I see it's the blacks that are the problem, is that where you are going with this? How many black people do you think are in Harvard exactly?
@@Love2memore Nope, blacks aren't lol. Shouldn't define people by their race (Like these colleges are), define them by their character.. in this case, their history and qualifications in regards to being accepted. What an odd thought process you must have to immediately come to that convoluted conclusion.
This is one of the BEST "cut for time" SNL skits I've ever seen in my entire life!
I don't understand why this skit was cut from the episode. This skit was funny as hell. 😂😂😂
How is it cut for time if it is a live show?
.@@jjmanzano9 They perform it during commercial-breaks, perhaps? 🤔
Maaz Kalim They also do a dress rehearsal in front of an audience, so the crew is probably filming.
Their standards of what sketches are cut make no sense to me
"That is what we call a land boat." Oh, thank you for telling me the proper way to refer to that. I've been calling it a horse my whole life!
They even got the Common App extracurricular formatting correct 😂
That's Harvard's Stoughton hall in the background.
SNL I don't know how you got into that meeting and were allowed to film?! good thing you did! You got them red handed
The realness makes this sad. I laughed. People have to laugh to keep from crying.
Agree 😕
helps me
Kenan's voice crack at 5:44 has me dead!
Indycar F1 64, I think kenon is wearing his self out...not nearly as funny as he was a few years ago...
the way Kenan said "is this a trap" twice is killing me
"I would be the first person in my family to attend college."
"ITS NOT A RACE"
dead
"I mentor underprivileged snails."
why is Kenan always hilarious? lol even when his voice cracks, its gold!
This was painful to watch. Not because it was not funny, but because it was so true. 😔
🌊🌊 *I МÀSТURВ!ÀТЕ Т0 VIDЕ0!S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! !L00K!* ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Riiighht!
Yes
"Chief OhnoUDidn't"
Lol'd and woke the baby...
**WORTH IT!**
“Yeah, Luisa hasn’t stabbed anyone yet, and I’m starting to hate that about her.” 🤣😂🤣 Me too
“I know I’m not supposed to say this but.....would bang”.
I’M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: This is the first ever cut for time sketch not to involve Kyle Mooney at any point. But yeah Chris Redd's Asian line at the end was a great punchline.
That's excellent observation! I was beginning to think that Mooney was being singled out.. Also, may I ask in all honesty, do you think this week's episode was any good?
Honestly I did think that this episode wasn't as good as John Mulaney's one but it was probably one of the good ones. And that was mainly due to Sandra Oh wanting to be part of the show. Like there's some hosts which are there just because they have to be and then there's others like Sandra that are clearly fans of the show so I'd think it was a solid 7 out of 10 episode. Like the Future Me and the Office Birthday sketches were my two favourite sketches of the episode. And I found probably Jossie Smollett's Making Excuses sketch the weakest. But I can't wait for a fortnight when BTS shows up.
I can't believe they would cut a scene that actually had an ending
Chief Oh-no-he-didnt!! 🤣🤣🤣
Omg who paid for this to be cut?
hahaha
They didnt want the undercover agents identity revealed obv
Universities/Feds/govt puppets.
The rich privileged getting at the front of the line for Harvard admission? I'm shocked! It never ever happened before... except since the founding of the college!
The good old American way
💯
Minorities are getting into school just because they are minorities, which is just as bad as people paying to get in. Asians are getting screwed though, rich or poor, they need twice the grade of a black person to get in.
Xeno Entertainment needs more education. There's absolutely no evidence that Asians need twice the grades of blacks (or latinos) to get into elite colleges. You are repeating a bogus talking point pandered by racists who love to find anything to keep black people subjugated. It's disgusting. Have you ever met a black student from an elite college? Have you ever seen the data for their grades and test scores? Such a neanderthal
Demetrius Evans preach! They still believe the myth that black students are benefiting from affirmative action exclusively. The fact of the matter is those Ivy League admissions are based on a many of criteria outside of academia. Who are your parents, who do you know, race quota, gender quota, legacy etc. The list could go on. Everything in America is politics...
"I agree. He Hollywood, he fun"
LMAO! Chief Oh-No-He-Didnt!
That was the best 😂
"my mother is German and My dad is Count Chocula" hahahah ded
"Chief O'No-he-didn't" 😆😆😆😆😂
Johnny Ferrgno?! LOL
Making fun of how Olivia Jade wasn't even that famous. Just a child of a minor TV star from the 90's.
Brock Albert she was on 90210 right
Brock Albert well yea who do you think is dumb enough to pay for a Harvard admission
“We call this a land boat” 😂😂
This was funnier than half of the sketches tonight.. no idea who decides which sketches get cut but it always seems like they do a terrible job lol
As someone who worked in the admissions office at a private university in the United States for many years, this actually isn't too far from the truth. lol
- committee reviews to determine students at the cusp of being admitted
- an athletics department coach trying to push through their prospective athlete with admissions during last minute committee reviews
- legacy students and rich celebrity kids being prioritized for admissions based on the higher ups need to generate university revenue from long-term potential donors
- pushing out asian students with their high academic and extracurricular activities for diversity in consideration for racial-based affirmative action quotas
- being lenient to most admissions despite the applicant having a previous criminal/ disciplinary record
- first-generation american being mentioned in a personal statement but holding no meaning or weight in admissions these days since there are so many first-generation college applicants
Why are yall so antisemitic in universities?
antisemitic? in what regards? jews? religion doesnt matter for admissions. for the most part, it isnt even included in most admissions applications except maybe the CommonApp. admissions has its racial-ethnic biases, but at the end of the day, its about maximizing profit and getting more blacks in. if anything, we'd all probably be clamoring for jews to join our institutions because of their proclivity for money.@@zeezerzam
Can confirm this is accurate. The youngest Jonas Brother was admitted into my college because of his status (and was actually recently expelled for drug usage).
Which one ?
The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con Frankie Jonas. The only brother not in the band
Frankie Jonas graduated????
What college was this?
Lmao fr??
Kenan...I'll be the first one in my family to go to college. It's not a race. 😂😂😂
TF THIS ONE WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE
That's pretty sad, actually
“Why are you doing this to us Deborah”
“That’s a land boat “😅I lost it
This is funny but at the same time so sad😭 Especially for those of us who are in the college process or soon to be
i went to usc; this is too accurate. I once saw a rep for the school of cinematic arts giving a personal tour to lisa kudrow and her son. And on another occasion, a faculty member mentioned she was asked to show another celebrity's kid around to convince them to apply.
"I mentor underprivileged snails..." lol
I am so glad that they took a stab at the Ivies and their funny "personality" rating of ethnic groups.
took a stab haha
Lori Loughlin would be great in this one..
No.The 1 blond from Desperate Housewives...
her name's escaping me
Curtis Kretzer Felicity Huffman
@@dannigro8794 sarcasm Dan Nigro(sarcasm)
What does Aunt Becky have to do with college admissions? Nicky and Alex are only toddlers.
Are you thick or is that your attempt at humour?
SNL should do a skit on discrimination during job interviews.
KingJustice98 th-cam.com/video/j9TS1pRmajU/w-d-xo.html
slate.com/culture/2014/01/saturday-night-live-will-sasheer-zamata-help-solve-the-shows-race-problem.html
Oh that would be so funny!
Yep against white males, since diversity is being pushed to the extreme less qualified candidates are being hired just because they are black or asian for companies to say they are diverse.
The Zohan: Or female.
"well, you mean this whole time she wasn't really asian?....God"
cop: what???
i laughed at that 🤣
The Admissions Police: An Aunt Becky Production😂😂😂OH THE SHADEEEEE
"Why are you doing this to us, Deborah?" 5:57. lol
@@dylandawson585 Oh I have no idea. It's kinda irrelevant though haha
LOL!! "When you're famous, like Johnny Ferrigno..."
Best f*ing sketch why would you cut it!?!?
You're right! It was the best one. But what a sad pile sketches altogether.
HILARIOUS!!! esp: “You mean she was faking being Asian all this time???”😂😂😂👏👏🥰🥰🇯🇵🌸👏😂😂
LUUUOVE SNL!!!
The horse girl would make a good coxswain though 😂😂
AN AUNT BECKY PRODUCTION LMAO 😂
“My Mother’s German and my father is Count Chocula”😂
hence forth, i will refer to horses as "land boats"
Little did they know the first girl that was a “rower” would actually make a great coxswain
You know they know nothing about crew when that first girl would be perfect to be a coxswain
class of 2023 is graduating in a few months ... time really flies by
Chief Ohnohedidnt, had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
Whos looking at this after the Affirmative Action rule being overturned?
I Loved the last part, where they're all like, "is this a trap". Because it's so true nowadays, always having to question what you say in that it Might offend some one.
-- And Keenan made it funny as hell
Boy in a wig. “
In the year 2021, this statement will be labeled a hate crime.
Sandra Oh was a brilliant host! Please invite her again.
Also could re-upload 'What's up with that vids' the 'Electric shoes' skit has me reminising
She was really sharp
BRILLIANT. Loved the twist at the end, too! And the mentoring Snails...great background gag.
Let's admit the celebrity's kid with low grades and test scores because his dad might visit campus and give autographs over a kid with awesome grades and test scores. Sounds accurate enough. And then of course, we have to admit the girl who likes snails because she fills a void in that category. Ah, the joys of college admissions.
Kenan looking into the crowd after the Gay Redskin line was hilarious.
The crew team HAHAHAHAH Olivia jade and her sister are shaking
"You mean, this whole time, she wasn't really Asian?" 😅
Clicked so fast when I saw Sandra Oh in the thumbnail 😭😭 I MISS CHRISTINA YANG SO MUCH
She was undercover?? Damn, that's sneaky
"You mean this whole time she wasn't Asian?!" 😂 Chris Redd is a delight
...even better the second time 🤣
I had a Keebler cookie in my mouth when they talked about the Keebler girl
"I'd really hate to miss Chief OhNoHeDidn't" Lol 😆
This skit is Really funny and should've been aired.❤❤
Wait, this wasn't aired? Why not?
The lgbt don't know what I is confused society would of had a fit.
"AN AUNT BECKY PRODUCTION", IM SOOOO DONE!!! 😂😂😂😆
"An Aunt Becky Production" OMFG