too poor to afford clickbait pls watch me talk about dogs
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"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog" - Mark Twain
"The more I see of men, the better I like my dog." - Frederick the Great
The more I learn about people, the more I just want to be a hermit in the mountains staying in a nice cozy home.
* - sun tzu, the art of war
@@randomopotato surrounded my pets
XD
I love how he goes from talking about missing socks to murder
He spends the entire vid murdering people though lmao
The thing is. I click on the video Bc I thought he’s gonna talk abut dogs the entire video. I GOT CLICKBAITED
Layton Hot ADHD powers
welcome to youtube
Was about to like this comment but there’s 420 likes
"A cat's only objective in life is to find your most comfortable chair and sit in it" Truer words have never been said.
@@Dumbsourplum Not all dogs trust everyone
@@Dumbsourplum you took this comment too seriously in a technoblade skywars video you ok?
@@Dumbsourplum very true
@@jinxy009 yep
Maybe I am a cat
CLICKBAIT he said dogs he only talked about 1 dog
You are the second dog Frank de Graaf
Frank de Graaf actually he talked about watchdog
You have stolen my reply
Acctually he talked about his dog, and watchdog
ALSO he talked about cats total clickbait
"Let's go stab pedestrians..."
Why isn't this is in any "Technoblade Out of Context" compilations?
but indeed there is
Because he's always out of context
because he always says something like this
@@grqfes yep
He said don't make it wired.
The reason why Watchdog doesn't work is because the owner finally got a fence.
and they can't detect gaming chairs.
Outrageous and gaming headsets are very hard to detect
yeah they are the mouse passes are the hardest to detect
yes
Underrated maybe
Techno I demand a picture of this small animal
xSweetPotatox - Minecraft yo you watch like every utuber I watch. I see you on preston, landon, pete, basically everyone of the pack.
I don't watch anyone in the pack accept preston sometimes lol. And I watched one video from pete a little while ago. Mainly Techno and the uhc utubers.
Can we take a moment to appreciate this is the biggest amount of likes I've ever gotten on a comment. WHERE IS MY GRAMMY AT???
Noah Worley how sad are you to answer to your own comment?
How sad are you to judge people about what they do? It's their choice, and it was just an update.
"I mean, who needs socks, there is only death!"
-TechnoBlade 2017
4 year no reply ppl are worst
@@coffeecoffee2096 funny thing is that he has 1k likes with 1 comment from u
I wish there was more than death
now hes ded fr
Dad: I dont want a dog.
Dad and the Dog:
TRUEE
TRUEEEE
TRUEEEEEE
TRUEEEEEEEE
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Idk i might try bedwars" this aged weird
"A cat's only objective in life is to find your most comfortable chair and sit in it" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
*art of cats*
copypasta its literally the top comment lmao
@@DRDDR8 you couldnt find a less liked comment that isnt on the top of the comment section.
Ill give you a free clickbait title
"1000 degree knife vs best skywars trap ever"
Valicent and no caps
(gone wrong )
Valicent Q's
Vince Opgenhaeffen with a big red arrow in the middle
you need to add challenge (funny moments troll)
Dogs: OMG they feed me and love me! They must be gods!
Cats: wow... They feed me and love me... I must be a god
CloneSimone OMG TRUE
I agree! 😂
CloneSimone lol
lol
Preach
Me: just watching TH-cam casually from 4 hours to a day ago
TH-cam: wanna watch a video of techno talking about dogs and cyber bullying from 3 years ago?
That's how yt works
Well not what I wanted but it's what I needed
exactly
Ikr but tat is how yt works
Yes
This video hits way differently, talking about floof being his emotional stability, then his father in the last video. man, dogs are pure light in darkness
"Who needs socks, c'mon? There is only death. You cannot escape form me."
Technoblade manages to keep two conversations going at once, by himself.
"is the only reason you people have cats around so that you can have something lazier than you in the house?"
yes
WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THE NAME PATRICK? YOU ARE TRIGGERING ME
rip
This is life patrick
Technoblade Hey chief, my friend used to Skype with you back when you were like 15. His IGN was Ethanpap or something like that...
Omg technoblade replied! Attack! (*in techno's stereotypical nerd voice*)
Jess Meyer this vid was years ago and it friends prolly lying
So my recommend is currently jus t old techno videos, so I think this is a sign that he needs to upload more
Yup he uploads like once a month
True
In 2024 he need to come from the grave to make one more skywars commentary about heaven
techno is like a cat. . .
he wins every battle, scratches peoples souls, doesnt have emotion, and destroys all living things in a 500 block radius
lol
doesn’t understand dogs’ happiness
I've wona battle against a cat
if only he had 9 lives
Stay away cat! This does +7 damage!
-Technoblade .Technoblade Disappears???
"their attention span is shorter than mine... Wait what was I saying?"
Lol that was perfect and I don't even know if he was joking
Edit: it's at 9:40
I thought I was the only one who noticed lmaooo
Technoblade has ADHD that’s why he gets distracted easily
@Katelyn Wu And so do the people around you
Yazid ACHARY-KHAN i too can confirm
Yazid ACHARY-KHAN Yup can confirm
"I must not get distracted by small animals; I must combo nerds in skywars!"
Y'know, people ask me why I watch mineman peeveepee. This is my answer. Thank you for slightly improving my depressing day.
:D
@@Technoblade :D
@@Technoblade :D
@@Technoblade :D
@@angrybook_ You fell for it fool! I deleted my reply, and now your reply is now breaking the chain! *Maniacal villain laughter*
"I've become the guy who hates people but loves animals" one of us. One of us. ONE OF US. *ONE OF US.*
Did you just predict Derivakat's song?
"I've become that guy who hates people but likes animals"
What's happening here?
*I'm in this video and I don't like it*
Technoblade is a dog person but he himself gives off mega cat person vibes yknow
mmmm not exactly
Well he was a cat person for the majority of his life
@@nikonei legit?
@@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568In the first video where he got is dog he said that before the dog he was a cat person
@@nikonei ight, thx m8
"Floof will remember that."
“Patrick is a bad name”
- someone named Dave
hes called dave?
@@swathe7789 I’m sorry you had to learn this way
@@bobithenross455 me too
Patrick is worse
@@Juicestain2 100%
This popped up when I searched “dogs”
GodlyFrost _ good
Good
Good
Good
Good
I like my cats because they defend my room from my siblings and they know when I'm sad ;-;
Agreed
@@randomperson1934 yes they all equal all of them have equally pierceable skulls
yeah even when im trying to hide my sadness my cat will come from anywhere in the house to comfort me.
actually i have 2 cats but one of them cares deeply about me and the other doesnt.
My cat showed up one day and decided to adopt me. We now share a bedroom and she likes to steal the bottom part of my bed every night.
"I've become that man who hates people but likes animals".... i feel attacked
Dogs take people's socks it's what they do
Jaxxattack Gaming lol #dogswilltakeyosocks
amen
Jaxxattack Gaming very very true especially puppy’s
If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to Geico. It's what you do.
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance, it's what you do
Did you know that frog spelled backwards is gorgeous?
Gorf also works
Lol
I am so confused but enlightened
3:18
*techno blade teleports behind you*
Nerd:HOLY C-
Nerd has been slain by technoblade
Big rip
Nothing personnel kid
HOLY CAT
"I was raised in a cat family"
for a split second I thought Cat was short for Catholic
This little dog will carry on his legacy
what's this? a non clickbait video? you do not know the ways of the youtube techno. You must learn. Clickbait is your friend
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
what are capitalized letters
lol
iskander I WILL,TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF CAPS
Palk lol
Doggo said “GIMME DEM TOES”
And you made it weird.
And it wasn't even funny
Lol, helarous
Who do I trust wasn’t fun and lol
That sounds like korone
I had a cat that adored any kind of attention. You'd just look at him and he'd start purring. He was an absolute love bug. I have a kitten thats showing a similar personality and I'm so happy. But he stole my tampon off the counter last night while I was having a bath and I've only found the wrapper. I may have named him too well when I called him Mischief.
how's your cat doing now?
Everytime he sees a animal his adhd kicks in and stops paying attention to what he was originaly doing
I’m glad this was in my recommended
Didn’t he delete all skywars vids tho?
same lol
@@joshuagoh1087 no
hey checkmark
4 cats? pffft try having 11
I did have 11 at a time last year 😂 idk if I should be proud or ashamed of that though
OffenT Felt that one
11 cats pffft I live on a farm and have had more than 14 at once
@@zminergaming1297 same
I'm allergic to cats and dogs. Doesn't help that my cousin's dog is a puppy (golden retriever) and when he wants to play but has no toys around. He thinks your arm's the game and bites you, or jumps at the toy you're holding and scratches you.
I got hives from a dog scratch, my cousin's dog mind you!
This is how animals are:
Dog: I LOVE YOU, I LOVE U, I LUV U I DO!
Cat: The world revolves around me. Deal with it.
Yeah we cats doesn’t give a sh!t bout humans
Both dogs and cats dont have empathy and have you ever gotten inside a cats brain or something I'm both a dog and a cat person and I gotta tell you my cat and dog play with each other each day
Skeeepy two that’s very nice :0
@@hailchan yea
@@Ol_roe_Smith careful there, knowing the internet somebody is gonna claim that you don't understand the joke in order to get likes.
Why I Love Technoblade : He's a TryHard, Without the Sweating and Cringy Music, And he makes fun or literally everyone, Without fail
Yeah..
so my neighbor has a cat and it just doesn’t catch birds, IT CATCHES FLYS, IT SLAPS THEM TO THE GROUND THEN EATS THEM
My dog catches and eats flies. Her dad also did the same
"In my defense, have you met people?"
-Technoblade
Techno you will be missed. May you Rest In Peace.
everyone else in the game: "what a sweaty tryhard"
Techno: *Smack talking cats*
Cats are less excitable, I like them cause they're calmer
Watching this in 2019. This must be a sign
YES THATS SO TRUE
I mean I love both equally but my dog will never CHILL
Instead of sitting around napping (which cats do becuase they are nocturnal) he barks 24/7 at the neighbor's dogs
@@fortmchopper3880 YES someone understands they are nocturnal
furry
I agree with that @Jaysef Games
The best exercise my cat gets is when he tries to steal the last sausage
0:21 and here we can see technoblade strafing on a chest
Nicked "Gorf" nice Frog reference. :L
Zayn I thought he would spit out more frog facts
Zayn Didn't you leave 1D?
DID YOU KNOW-
Did you know that frogs are frogs?
Gorf is to powerfull
One huge reason I watch techno's vids: his voice is calm and soothing, techno, go start a podcast talking about random stuff!
Next video title "too poor to afford to talk about dogs, let's talk about cats"
3:04 my power went out EXACTLY when he said boom
It’s still hard to believe he’s gone. I didn’t think I’d get recommended this video today but I’m glad it did. I miss Technoblade.
my cat is super active and friendly she loves snuggles and loves me
Same my cat usally comes to cuddle me everyday now when I do online school he purposely comes really close to me to lay down
Lies, deception
This is false I do not accept such lies within youtube comment sections
That's what she wants you to think
@@aperson3429 have you ever even had a cat? There's many reasons to hate dogs too. They bark, droll, smell. Not saying there's not anything bad with cats either. It's an opinion they are trying to share.
I named my kid Patrick, and he was excited to show me this video. I'm sad to hear Technoblade died so young. RIP.
Came back to this old video just to get called out for being named Patrick
I always wanted a dog, but my family said no, so I pursuaded them into getting a cat. I got it from a dude in school who was giving away the kittens, and so it ended up being half maine coon. Which basically means it's a dog in a cat's body. Well, I don't actually know if it's traditional for maine coons, or if it's just my cat, but whatever. The point is that you would not call cats lazy if you saw that fluff ball hunt me down through the hallways literally trying to chew my entire leg off. It knows the family hierarchy and is fully aware that to rank up it needs to fight me to the death and take my place.
I absolutely love my cat. Other cats though - yeah, I don't know man, I don't know. They are pretty passive.
The fact he reenacted how his emotions were when he saw the dog
2:15 "Look at me, I am the captain now."
there was a comment above urs that said the exact same
ah yes one of the most feared pvpers loses his crap over his small fluffy dog being cute, and thats really cute
if techno had an orange cat it woulda been way different
I watched this video 7 years ago at 10 years ago. Just a 5th grader in comparison to this senior in high school. Now I'm a senior. The day this video was uploaded, Techno was the exact same age I am today. I genuinely bawled my eyes out for 5 minutes straight, reminiscing about everything this man gave us. It's incomprehensible that I'm the same age that Techno was when I started watching him. Thank you so much for everything, may you never be forgotten.
I'm willing to believe there's heaven and this man will conquer it the same way he did with SMP Earth
yeas, and when we did, we will live in his world ;)
Rip Technoblade. You were one of the greatest men of all time up there with men like Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein. Sleep well sweet Prince🕊️
This video genuinely made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks techno and fly high
4:15 “there is only death” i thought he was referring to the dog O_O
Did u guys know that gorf (which is what techno is nicked as) is frog spelt backwards because he made a video about frogs spitting frog facts on every1 while using the frog kit in the video "i like frogs"?!!??!
ik im repeating myself here but i learned too much about frogs from techno this will be valuable information when the time comes to use it...
Phew this one is not purged
wow that floof dog is this dog from that video
it is
the dogs name is floof it was his dog (the one you saw in the video)
we've seen Floof before actually
"who needs socks, there is only death" -technoblade
coming back and watching after he dead his so painfull
“Who needs socks? There is only death” - Technoblade, 2017
TH-cam:let's show this many years later
"It only took a few days for this dog to be the entire basis of my emotional stability"
I have never ME'D at something more
Hi techno, 5 years from now you’re dead, but your immortal in our hearts
*You're
@@bobbychild8529 pls not on those comment. He died. And that could be seen as rude. Not to be rude ofc.
Btw sorry for the bad english im french
Techno woulda said the exact same thing tho lol, he used to bully skeppy for his grammar, didn't he?
Bro he can't read this
Cats can be very supporting and nice, especially they chill a lot more than dogs (like they just sit on you lap for 3 hours and purr and vibe)
Omg this is the greatest moment of my life *techno’s sister voice*
Who's watching this video to relive the memories of Technoblade and hear his voice🥹
Techno: "I'm watching you. And I'm judging you. Like a cat."
That man understands cats.
When you mostly click on the video to hear him talk about random life things...
10:35 can we just appreciate the fact that Daniel killed another Daniel
commenting for the algorithm so we can get this over a million views and techno can rest easy knowing he passed 200 videos with over a million views because he's at 199 right now
Doing the same
“You might hear little girls in the background” 🤔
Alex may be gone, but TECHNOBLADE WIL NEVER DIE IN OUR HEARTS
"Their attention span is somehow even shorter than mine. Wait, what was I saying?"
I love when random players just try to kill techno with no chestplate
oka techno ill watch you
This is by far one of my favourite videos from technoblade
Agreed
this is the most emotion ive ever seen techno have
One day every single video in this channel is gonna have more than a million views
2024 and i still miss this dude so much
Have you met people?
Gamers and introverts: Who is people?
"i was raised in a cat family half my life. I was raised in a dog family the other half." - someone probably
Very Inspirational, I am gonna become a millionaire! Thank you so much 😊
It's my birthday after tomorrow and all I'm ganna do is watch technoblade and play with my witaling knife and and Swiss Army knife
As long as you enjoy it kid.
Family Gill happy early birthday
Family Gill happy early birthday !
Happy Birthday mate. Mine will be in 11 days.
happy bday
Techno at 250k do an elbow reveal!
SHYT
Look at this video, you can see BOTH OF HIS GODLY ELBOWS: How Horsetamer was meant to be played
Hackzilla_2 that's for 1 mil
You can see both of his smexy elbows in How Horsetamer was meant to be played and Cooking with Techno
And you may need a tutor for english
When a random video appears in your recommendation feed.
And then you see it's a video of Technoblade talking about his dog.
My life has meaning now.
Have you ever had a conversation where the topic changes so drastically?
Technoblade: * from small dog to murder *
can relate-
@2:35 Idk about other cats, but mine shows love pretty often. He cuddles and meows until we pet him :)
my cat bites my feet and pisses next to my bed..
@@cricketh_8273 He needs to ensure his dominance