skywars coins are more important than friendship
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 มี.ค. 2017
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Will I add you as a friend? NO, PLS STOP ASKING LOL - เกม
Technoblade “walks into restaurant”
Waiter “sir you have to wear pants to eat here”
Technoblade “I have strength, strength is more valuable than pants”
🤣🤣
* slaps waiter with his strength *
@Easton Reese that's not truuu
@Easton Reese it's technoblade's philosophy it's his moral and technoblade is always right
@@ethereal3336 Technoblade never lie
I know how you feel about the glasses. When I got my new ones I could see the sources of my depression in a high quality.
And u realise that the biggest depression source is u
@@kewl1510 I could finally see my crippling ugliness in HD.
This comment is three years old and the only replies are from the last 4 days
Edit: correcting the time bc I'm an idiot
《Ķăţřįņă》 bro i don’t even remember commenting this shit but damn is this comment fire
《Ķăţřįņă》 yea it’s 3 years old wtf where are these people coming from
What's friendship? Guess I haven't caught that Pokemon yet.
TheGoldenPancake - Gaming lmao 😂😂😂😂
TheGoldenPancake - Gaming Lol 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
Lmfao
@Max Grainger oh wait that is isn't it ill rewatch it and see
Pancake it’s not a Pokémon it’s a horrible way to evolve some Pokémon.
Friendship is temporary, skywars coins are forever
Especially once you run out of things to spend them on
@@n1njaF4c3palm 30M +1% corruption chance be like
Yeah, girlfriend Is temporary, doom is eternal
Friendship is temporary DOOM is eternal
unless...
Perks of Friendship:
Cross teaming
Hahahahah
True
DanielHaque lol so true
DanielHaque i
yas
He wasn't hacking Techno, he just had a balanced breakfast.
Who are you commenting to?
@@ludwigvancornwall3063 To Techno, who else?
Jijiyaki who’s techno?
Technoblade man, can't tell if you're messing with me or not.
Jijiyaki he definitely is
"S-should I keep dodging? I mean, I don't know if he's aiming."
-Tecnoblode
Technoblode is actually an entirely different video
omg I just read this comment as the video was still playing and I read it at the same time as the video said it what are the chances??
“What perks can you buy with friendship”
Me: Suppo-
“That’s what I thought”
Crossteam
5:27 I like how he corrected the minutes into seconds its as if 500 arrows in a minute is not many already xD.
3:13 let's just take a moment to realize he HAS 32 GOLDEN APPLES
Ik
Marx u mean 194
yes
He'll need those extra 64 hearts man
and a power 5 bow too XD
4:06 that ender pearl among the snowballs was satisfying af
@@Dducksquad why
@@Dducksquad get out
There’s a perk called “Benefits” that you can upgrade too once you get enough friendship coins
Uhh does this joke mean what I think it means...?
@@nischay4760 lol, I pretty sure it is.
@@marshaunmitchell2584 No more incognito everyday
?
Thank you for the life lessons techno. You will always be remembered
o7
He was such a gigachad, at least his upload schedule stays the same
@@LaGrandeStinker his upload schedule was so strong it surpassed death
@@justapak_ real
True :c
the ultimate way to win skywars:
1: Don't walk off the edge
2: Wait for people to walk off the edge
3: Janitor
(4: Prosper)
5: be technoblade
@Mr. Cobalt shouldn’t that be the first tip
3. ????
4. Prosper
i m not lying trust me when i first played skywars (very first match) i was just on my spawn island mining all resources making cobble stone generator and i just won .
4:08 that was *the* single smoothest transition i have ever seen holy heck
wasnt a transition he just pearled
@@steamlight5857 the change from snowballs to a pearl
bcs theyre both round
idk
A perfect circle
Ha nerd I have a 12x coin multiplier
Sk1er - Minecraft ayyye it's you
Sk1er - Minecraft ayy cube up big man
Sk1er - Minecraft 12 I think it's 8
Nope
sk1er im abusing ur betterchat mod
No wonder I’m bad at skywars, it’s because I have friends. Gotta get rid of them
I have no fiends and im bad at skywars. Im truly four parallel universes ahead of you
Update: still haven’t gotten rid of my friends. Some clingy mother fuckers they are.
"Strength beats pants."
- Technoblade 2017
Friend: hey techno u wanna hang ou-
Techno: SKYWAR COINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm playing skywars to forget about how alone I am, but right now it's not helping" XD
Anybody else re-watching his old videos since he isn't uploading?
Why are u not colabing with tecnoblode
He is a god
he was having dinner
Wqrlock_ he at him
tecnoblod
LackingSkill ily technoblode
Why I'm I lmfao bc of this joke? Ah my life I don't have Any words about it
Techno: “Axes are bad”
Mojang a year earlier: 😈
Damm
2:11 new glasses are amazing
Yeah I'd have to agree
"how are they gonna cyberbully you if their burning in molten flames" -Technoblade 2017
omg 0:37 “Wood, get rid of it...”
I'm not the only one that shouts out loud "YES TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED" When I get the notification
Right?
AceX you are the only one...
AceX no no i do it too he taught me how to play skywars for 2 months.. *COUGH* 1890 KILLS *COUGH?*
david blue 😭😂🤷🏻♀️
Time Wizz TV nice 👌🏻
Time Wizz TV Your coughing a lot, would you like me to take you to a doctor?
the fact that techno can pause his story at the end of a game and continue it at a new game shows his ratio
"Skywars coins are more important than friendship."
- *Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.*
Well you tried to be funny.
"What can you spend friendship on?"
4:16 SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Lava isn't very powerfull, a water bucket and it's gone. I personnally burn my bullies with a lighter. It take lore time but my fns is multi usage.
For 70 seconds, Techno was “wholesome”.
Favourite quote of the video:
‘Natural selection will get rid of that real quick’
Yet another thing techno has taught me, maybe the most important thing: strength>pants
Technoblade's pacifist arc in the dream smp be like:
perks of friendship:
Freeloader Perk: Grants +25% free food every month.
Gold digger Perk: Grants +50% more money every week
Pranker Perk: Grants the ability to take out your rage on friends without consequenses
They show me one and I'm like "oh wow, this lense is amazing"
And they show me another one and it's like "this is the worst lense, this is so bad"
"This is the lense you currently have."
And I'm like "oh"
-technoblade
1:10
well Techno, you lasted 70 seconds with Friendship. Good job.
You can beat cancer techno we all support you.
:(
“Strength beats pants!”
-Technoblade
Techno: he missed, constantly, repeatedly, incredible, he landed a hit, baby chicken-
Me:
And now we know technoblade can pretend to care about friendship for at least a full minute
4:55 I saw him start flying....
And I don't have glasses
Technoblade has found: *The Pyrovision Goggles*
i love watching techno play skywars and ramble about nothing. he should do this again
10:37 You should have given him leather armor.
No
1:38 You can buy the 'Give me food or bad friend' perk
Rip all the other sky war vids 😔
YOU CAN GET CROSS TEAMING WITH FRIENDSHIP AND THEN THE LOVELY FEELING OF BETRAYAL AS YOU KILL THEM TO WIN!!! THAT IS GREATER THAN ANY PERK!!!!!
I recently got reading glasses and when I put them on the world looks so detailed and beautiful.
Whenever you get a new prescription on your glasses or you try contacts for the first time the whole world looks so beautiful and I know from experience
Was a pacifist for a minute and 20 seconds...”well that didn’t work out for me.”
he spent that first minute and a half being bad just for a joke
Now thats determination
You can buy the "Banned for crossteaming" perk with friendship.
Thanks man. These videos really helped me through hard times. R.I.P
This has to be the most technoblade a video can get
"How're they gonna cyber bully you when they're burning in molten flames?"
Jesus Techno
3:59 Chicken says you don't need help WALKS AWAY CASSUALLY
"Strength beats pant" - Technoblade 2017
I remember the first time I saw this video, I was eating cake. When I heard the ending I choked.
"Pacifism didn't work long" history repeats itself
I've learned so many things today. Skywars coins are more important than friendship, because I don't need friends for solo skywars but I need the bulldozer perk. Also, if someone doesn't tell me they like my new shoes, lava.
"strength beats pants" - sun tzu, the art of war
4:50 there is a guy called Owo in the chat
It’s 2017 though
(Time travel?)
It's what i was thinking aswell
Ikr
WoolyMelon btw owo was a thing in like 2015. it just wasn’t popular until late-ish 2018
this video thumbnail should be your youtube banner xD
the lesson from aiming the bow is true.
But I know it if someone run zig zag, aim in the middle of their way
No, that flying dude just had loads of friends
Friendship is magic
He's gotta point ya know.....
The first one and a half minutes were foreshadowing for a certain smp
Strength beats pants.
Something you`'ll never hear again
I've waited for 3 years to get glasses. My first pair of glasses. And yeah I know the feeling. All my life I have seen horribly, and as soon as I put on my glasses, I was surprised because I was able to see so clearly.
Can anyone else see Techno as a young Rick Astley?
Never.
Gonna give you up
LMFAO
can we just respect that insane play when he threw the snow balls , and the ender pearl st the same time so the opponent didn't know
0:36 look at teckno.
He is the one who really started team trees
4:48 THAT GUY WASNT HACKING!!
he just had a new pair of glasses too.
Don’t private thes vid’s too please man, we still love them
techno i got banned from Hypixel by changing my IGN to Bootylicker729 ;-;
xD
best name ever
JazzPlaysStuff LMAFO
Rekt by the game -_-
BrEaD Toastybread I got banned for my me being xxxxxxxxxxx
Theres actually many perks of having a friend like if you forgot your money when you went to a restaurant with your friends they'd pay for it
Me : Technoblade i have some problems
Technoblade : just put some lava on them
I just got new glasses so I know what are you talking about . Finally I can see the world around me and recognize faces.
Do not watch the video the thumbnail says it all!
הודיה כהן Shaaaalom ^^
WinterLightning :3 Hi😂
technoblade i very much hope you find your love!11!!
tecno blode the legend!
tecno blode OMG xD your that kid from his vid xDDDDD
OMG its tacoblode xDD
This isn't the real one
OMG ITS TECNO BLODE CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAGH?!?!11!
I can always count on techno to teach me social skills!
4:09
I did not expect that ender pearl 😂 Nice.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gimme those lips
David u noob
oFrost whyyyy
david blue lol
Robert Antonius ;-; sad timez
He left clicked a fence he wasent hacking
“Nothing is power than the strength of friendship”
y'all know that moment when your doctor's flipping the lenses trying to see which matches your vision and the right one flip by and you just scream in your mind "FINALLY HD VISION WAIT NO BRING IT BACKK"
*"Who uses friendship these days?"*
Did anyone see technoblades face for a second at 11:57?
Matthew Klementowski Nice try xD
I did
nice try
WOAH!!! i saw it!!!
Roasted
"553 Available!" That triggers me so much
Your videos make everyday a little better. Thank you
Friendship?
Excuse me, what is *friendship*?
Gael i think it's some kind of vine
Gael I think it is a distraction from stabbing children for coins
remember you had alot of comments of buy me MVP+?
i'm starting it agian
Buy me MVP+ ign:Solevax
this guy wants to give me a massive hug
legends say that this is where technoblade learnt his crafting table strat for the dream duel
I’m me from the future, no one watches old vids
jokes on you im here too
Dude that guys legit, ur just bad. That’s what w tapping is!
You sound so serious but I find your content genuinely funny
Wow I saw this right after watching a video called “how it feels to lose a best friend”