consistent uploads are hard. also i trolled my dog
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The guy at 6:23 is swedish xD. Varm korvar dansar means hotdogs dance.
i take everything back this is a respectable name
+Technoblade totally
Technoblade damn
Wifire hej xd
Wifire has
When he said "we're gonna call the dog floof" I thought he was gonna say "to protect his privacy" like all the story time TH-camrs do.
lol same
Haha same
is it just me or is the odd1sout's dog also named floof
@@breezy1687 that is indeed true
@@Nugcon The odd1sout copied technoblade confirmed???/
“Are these teamers? Oh this is adorable”
*both spontaneously die*
It’s Technoblade,get used to it
Explode into coins*
5:26
Hello viscose
@@WarW0If hey war wolf
2:52 he literally killed the second highest level skywars player currently in seconds.
the best can never reach technos level.
Yeah and this was 3 years ago so...
@@cucumberwatermelon why are we here.
Cucumber Watermelon so its cool to see that not only was he playing back then, but also was in the same game as techno
Cucumber Watermelon well they said currently
"As it turns out this 4 months old puppy is more athletic than Technoblade" LMAO
i was the 1 thousandth like on this comment
@@yourmomismyprofilepic2627 and the first comment
@@yourmomismyprofilepic2627 elis is a big alien head
@@DarkPeter yes
What did I expect? He is a minecrafter
"If in the future, I am a completely unbearable douchebag, please let me know, because that means the medicine isn't having any effect."
Literally one of the best quotes on this channel, along with "the second worst thing to happen to those orphans".
was lookin for this comment
Why did you forget “He ate the baby, oh my god”
It's funny how I'm just getting into watching technoblade so TH-cam keeps recommending older videos and literally nothing has changed over the years 😂
yep true that
trueee
Ikr
that’s currently happening to me lol
Same.
4:38 technoblade: leatherpants they feel comfortable so.. i decided to test floofs loyalty
Lol
when my dad isnt home
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Technoblade: Lets give the adults some fun ;)
@@longanswer9548 Wait
WAIT
WAIT
So is the dog ok?
@@longanswer9548 same
**puts on iron pants**
***bridges past diamond pants***
Happy birthday
Nice...
Yeah.....
Yes
5:35
Ima save u from 666 likes.
Varmkorvar dansar is two Swedish words which in English means ''Hot dogs dances''
IYgoob Skrattade så jävla hårt när jag såg hans namn xD
I'm Not Racist, Buuut ja määä
IYgoob Techno, you better pin this comment.
Im swedish to and i was just going to do the same thing xD
Zappey same
9:50 “okay that guy actually learned his lesson”
*GrBest1 fell into the void*
Nice catch lol!
LMAO, i didn't noticed
and thus.. the legend of floof was born
I love floof
"We were running circles around the house"
*as he's running circls around mid*
2:50 He believed in the heart of the cards but he wasn't the anime protagonist
He's the cool sensei
"Because the TH-cam rank definitely has a plus next to it"
Little did he know he would come to have 3
No? He has three
@@dorol6375 yeah he does. I got confused because he won mcm 4 times.
@@oricalu448 Wait I'm blind I didn't see you said I was right
LMAO
@@dorol6375 no, you were right. i edited my comment with the correct number
2:52
Is no one gonna talk about how Techno just killed Espenode?
(The #2 LeaderBoard wins player)
Exabyten Where
i came right to the comments to see if anyone noticed
He did it so chill too lol
Well it was 3 years ago... he probably wasn’t as good back then
@@cucumberwatermelon tru
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Technoblade: My doctor has me taking some new medication, so if in the future I am a completely unbearable douche bag, please let me know because that means the medicine isn't having any effect.
Deejay Maximum dude i was literally just scrolling to this comment as he said it
Nora Sandrup same
I died
if I wanted to hear quotes from the video I'd watch the video.
I just read this comment at the same time the video is playing this part. What a conincidence
is no one gonna highlight the fact that technoblade pronounced "wow" as "woah" 2.56
yeahhhh ik its so annoying im dying
And espenode is one of the top 10 skywars players and techno killed him like it was nothing lol
2:56
It’s because he’s an English Major
Ik it hurtsss
"Turns out this dog is more athletic than Technoblade."
Me: *Impossible.*
no one knew that in 2019, the guy at 2:47 is the #1 skywars player... lol
Oh my god lmao
#2 techno is still the best
So he just sweat so much that he passed Technoblade who plays nonranked mode
@@clashthegamer4873 technoblade hasn't grinded skywars in many years and was never on the leaderboards anyway, it's not difficult for a sweat to grind a higher level than him lmao. level isn't a good indication of skill anyway, it's more of a reflection of how much you play
@@Squiddit fax, I beat high star bedwars players all the time and I'm only 50 star
"right in my shoulder , the pain"
Little did he know that arrow hit him at the same spot in the real life
RIP Techno
So true I commented that too (that guy made him a voodoo doll) 🪦
I was thinking the same thing
6:30 techno talking to himself saying he has a good point
Rest in peace techno you will be missed by many
:’(
"Right in the shoulder"
wow a lot of these vids didnt age very well
yeah..
especially the ending…12:35-12:55
In 2021, Techno's shoulder hurting isn't so funny anymore.
I’ve been looking for this 😂
Oh
O h
*O h*
welp
now its just sad
this comment has aged very badly
10:38 The arrow was laced with cancer. 4 years later it went into effect
8:49 The beginning of XQC vs Technoblade
Quackity has been real quiet since this dropped
i was in this video :( miss you techno
zeros down SCREEN SHOT SCREEN SHOT !!!
@@haocaptain haha
@@OopsZeros aww, that's so cool! I also miss him, rip 😭
:(
7 screenshots a second
3:00 killing the like #2 on the leaderboard like hes nothing lol
Really
@@lieyunus8123 yea
Thats probably why he said wow. He was stunned by how fast he was shredded
Techno was #1 in win rate and it wasnt even close
5:25 *british voice crack*
ever just voice crack so hard you change nationality
Techno at the end of the video: if you subscribe, i might die' me now, knwoing the tradgedy
"you put a Q in your name, you die!"
Well rip me
bruh
bruh
bruh
bruh
bruh
10:40 technoblade: you should have gone for the head
"I don't know what the correct terminology is" said the english major
Well not anymore 😂
Ah God right in my shoulder the pain
Foreshadow???????????
"As it turns out, this four month old puppy is more athletic than Technoblade" -Technoblade 2017
ur one of those people I can watch for hours during the night
It has been 4 years do still watch him??
@@hall0o082 yes
Secretly pigs are actually a species of dogs.
zapdonic species****
Species? That would be "Breed"
if you're talking to me, I was talking to zapdonic.
Lawnmowers - Minecraft no that's Horses
Luuk lol u mean a ocelot
2:53 techno kills the number 1 leaderboard skywars player without even knowing
technoblade: "You can't just take all the mid loot and go-"
also technoblade: *takes all the mid loot and goes*
"My dad has this rule, where the dog can go anywhere in the house except for his bed" trust me Techno, you're not alone.
relatable af xd lmfao
you're giving up on your titles.
all youtubers give up on titles eventually
Like cmj
Technoblade HAI HOWS UR DAY
Balleen no there just good and inspiring titles
Did he ever not?
technoblade 2017: "the server has 58k ppl online"
technoblade 2021: "hmm i think the server is running out of players"
10:40 "ouch my shoulder the pain!" well that aged well
I’ve just been binging all of his old videos. I miss these so much
Technoblede:you cant be a youtuber with that many "I"'s in you name.
Me:....................
funny thing is, the guy only had one "i" in their name
8:50 he is littarally foreshadowing 3 years in the future when he says this
"My doctor has me taken some new medications, so if in the future I am a completely unbearable douchebag, please let me know because that means the medicines doesnt have any effect."
~ Technoblade
TECHNO! YOU LITERALLY STARED AT THE DIAMOND PANTS!! 5:42
Finally so one noticed
@@user-ik1un7xy8r some one not so lmao
2:59 that's Espenode the high level skywars player from now
6:24 Techno casually trying to pronounce swedish word
Dude at 10:40 some guy shoots him in his left shoulder and Techno says "Ow my shoulder", thats the shoulder he got cancer on and ended up losing his life. That's some real life forshadowing right there.
holy shit
i was seein if someone would point that out
10:17 L'manberg vibes
this is the birth of a legend, a hero. this, is the origin of floof
Stabbing while talking about puppies, a complete summary of this channel
12:50 foreshadowing his ego turned into cancer 💀
5:38 gets iron pants then 3 seconds later he walks past diamond ones. Why
Little did techno know that the shot of the arrow into his shoulder would lead to a major cancer outbreak and the result of him nearly loosing his arm
o7
5:25 He soudns like sir bilium here just replace it with 'are these poor people? This is adorable! Oh this is so, so convenient for the egg! Ya did it, you're useful for once! Congratulations!'
right on my shoulder (10:40) aged terribly :(
"oh god ah- right in the shoulder" bruh😭😭😭
10:43 oh the shoulder pain :( technoblade neverrr dieeezzzz
Level 200 achieved!! Oh you LEGEND!
10:39 that didn’t age well
please tell me im not the only person binge watching technos old videos at 4 am
Nope im here too
12:36 for everyone watching in 2022
Sad
He can actually change the plus sigh now
@smal brain ikd
10:39 “ahh he hit me right in the SHOULDER ” it was a sign this whole time
Yo wait hold up this has some lore to it 10:30
10:37 we found the murderer guys
holy shit he mentions pain in his shoulder- exactly where he got cancer this man is a prophet
he also said the more likes and subs he gets he dies. Dang. maybe we shouldnt have subbed
@@Cloud-jp6uc yea he has 13.6 mil subs now and 12.9 before he died :'(
This is the way all his old vids should be, preserved without the new comments, just the past.
...when did you post this, smart man? 🤓
i would call my dog chicken nugget tbh xD
HAHAHA
MarcoPlays i would do Wuffles
imagine you scream wuffles wuffles
and everyone is like free wuffles ? where xD
MarcoPlays I would call it Frople
MarcoPlays I have a cat named Nugget, does that count? xD
If anyone as late as me wonders, varmkorvardansar = sausages dancing in Swedish
His ego reached critical mass. o7
Thecno : ahh God right in my shoulder the pain...
Me: you didn't know how much this sentence would come back to hunt you.
Wilbur: drops an apple with a guilty sad smile
2:58 that’s espenode , the top skywars player and you just obliterated him
10:38
why
Glad Floof is still living a good life. Technodad talks about his dog and cat sometimes on Reddit
“Oh no he shot me in the shoulder”
2022: Well that shoulder is now in bad shape
5:09 he said: "He's just like" like 28 times
Ah yes, another old Technoblade video recommended to me by TH-cam, thank you
6:33 that silence as he counted the syllables -- I was doing it with him and came to the conclusion at the same time xD
10:38
Technoblade: wher did he hit- OH RIGHT IN THE SHOULDER
4 years later: Technoblade: *guys i hav cancer my **_shoulder_** started swelling*
6:20
*oh my god the way he says "sausagesdance"*
_he totally butchered that swedish accent_
I just noticed Techno killed Espenode and he is like 150 star today
I love how you actually play when you commentate when you play instead of pre record a game and put it over your commentary
5:35 I need pants walks right past diamond leggings
2:56 just destroyed Espenode one of the best skywars players, proof technoblade never dies
10:37 that is just wow, man 😭😭
People thought it was cancer that killed technoblade but no it was his ego all along.
The title got me interested immediately, time to enjoy
3:34 me with a 4 month old pup "oh boy i know where this is going"
6:42 Diavolo be like:
“You have a q in your name? Time for death.”
Me: *chuckles* “I’m in danger.”
I love how his older videos are mostly him talking about his past and present shenanigans
I love how techno’s thumbnails are so serious and cool while his titles are just absolute trash
2:50 that man would than go to become a skywars leaderboarder
even after 3 years, techno's "hello" remains the same
techno: why you building a castke
techno now : the best way to win is making a house and stay in it