i am a positive role model
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Twitter: / technothepig
Server: mc.hypixel.net
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"Dont stab people in real life, you will not get coins you will get jail time"
Technoblade- 2017
Depends on if you steal their wallet
If you dispose of the body well enough u don't get jail time. Learnt from experience.
@@potatomaster7482 lol
Been grinding for jail time lately
and jail time cannot be used to buy any type of skywars perks."
This used to be called "i am a positive role model for children"
I think he wanted to stay monetized
It still is named "i am positive role model"
@@jaydenisdedlol TH-cam doesn’t monetize content made for kids, even if it’s just a sarcastic video title
@@matt8258 dude are you stupid. The dude said it used to be called "i am a positive role model" even though it is still called "i am a positive role model".
@@jaydenisdedlol the person actually said it was called “I am a positive role model for children”, which could have gotten it demonetized
@@jaydenisdedlol calling somebody stupid while failing at basic reading, lmao.
"Don't confront your problems, who does that?"
-Technoblade 2017
I think that's the quote to which the title is referring.
Also techno- can't run away from your problems. Not when they have ender pearls.
I think I spot a plot hole
-also technoblade: you think ima fight a bear? outa here
Well theres something we need to tell.
Rip
"Not really good at literary analysis." Proceeds to major in english, then drops out for minecraft.
It should be a good thing to be bad at literary analysis because like who even cares lol
He didn't drop out
@@isarosedooley520 then what did he do?
He did drop out? He made a video about it ._.
@@platinumpetal3995 Finally, someone with a brain cell
Technblade one day you should change your skin to a cow or sheep for a video and not even mention it.
Yes.
It happened!
For all we know he has
@@thesleepingmew5483 wait which video?
@@thesleepingmew5483 What video is it?
you used to swear in every video 3 years ago and now you're kid friendly?
time flies
idk about him being kid friendly...
"ok let's go stab his guy for coins"
Eww. time flies, the worst kind of fly there is.
*Insert Lenny face*
*Lenny face turns annoyed*
*bzzt bzzt*
_I HATE FLIES_
10 months later edit: I don't even remember writing this but it's still funny.
Wot he did
Every video? More like every few seconds lol
6:57 guy jumps in giant hole and yells "nob" as he falls into the abyss
one of humanity's most instinctual cries of despair.
In my opinion, he's the nob as he should learn how to press 'spacebar'
says a lot about our society 😭👊
@@kotarinn tbh i think he meant to type “no” as he realized that he absolutely fucked up
@@a_mc1569 i thought the tried to say noob but forgot the other o
"Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of their surroundings" -TechnoBlade (BEST QUOTE EVER OMG--)
Coffee_Cats he just described floof
BREAKING NEWS: Skywars players were dogs all along.
No the best quote is “ Just killed a woman, feeling good.” - TommyInnit
2:11
its true tho
“I have a shirt”
*has a piece of metal on, ah very comfortable*
"Hey honey what are you watching!"
"Its technoblade!"
"Is he kid friendly"
"yes, he doesn't swear"
"See, I spend my time stabbing children for coins, and you should too"
*grounded*
Wacky Heart why are you responding to a year old comment?
Wacky Heart not even a comment, a reply
@@capitanwalrus6866
Why did you respond to a week old reply. Does it even matter what date someone commented.
At a certain point, it does
@@trustthesauce I mean unless it was like 6 years ago where the person can't even receive a notification for it then yea it's kinda obtuse.
Love how he went from “run away from your problems “ to “bow your problems to death” to “murder is the only option”
He explains it later, 10:26, observational learning. He observed and learned.
"I am a positive role model."
Yes you are Techno, the best.
Fly high King
fly high o7
o7
You were, are, and always will be a positive role model, as well as the best Minecraft TH-camr and one of the best people I've ever seen. Rest easy, legend. I promise I'll stop crying someday.
When i see his profile it makes me cry
Technoblade: Bow your problems to death with a bow and arrow
Me: Wow, I never thought of that before. I was just going to use a lamp and Doritos chip
UnityPenguin dorito chip
Y does this not have more likes
UnityPenguin my little cousin is just nailed with 3 shots on her head
Kinda disliking my dad, friends and school recently.... Thanks Technoblade i knew i could always count on your advise! :D
I just opened up my computer to this and then immediately switched to an anime without thinking, so you can imagine my surprise when the protagonist opens his mouth and technoblade's voice comes out lmfao.
Technoblade “getting destroyed” is him dropping 2 hearts lol
So true
He is (EDIT: was) a positive role model and he will be that way....forever
Rest In Peace
you mean was lol
@@AndroidX1X you aint relevant :)
@@JRat-zw8ft who?
@@AndroidX1X you blind? You. Aren't. Relevant.
@@JRat-zw8ft asked
"I'm not sure how you can call hacks... I think you had a total of maybe like 7 frames in that entire 10 second fight, but maybe those TEN FRAMES were enough."
-Technoblade FTW
"Recognizable nick"
More like Steve with a VIP and great stats
"its because i'm black"
this still gets everytime even after 3years
how is it clickbait when he says he's a positive role model for children?
clearly there's an excessive amount of capital letters in the title
Technoblade are taking private classes from Lance Stewart????
Cause he says he stabs children for coins lol
You haven't watched techno much have you?
I have no pants and I’m slapping people with meat.
"Do not stab someone in real life, It will not give you coins, it will give you jail time"
Too bad I already did
what
@@Ok-tg8mn what
uhmm... I'm just going to.. walk.. away... uhmm... *runs away screaming*
The question is, did you get away with it?
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Rest easy, Technoblade
You were a great part of our childhood over the years…
1999-2022
Fly high, Technoblade. You will forever be a legend and I will never forget you. I love you Techno.
rip technoblade
we will all miss u
fly high o7
"Jail time cannot be used to buy any sort of Skywars perks." - Technoblade 2017
4:45 - 4:49 Technoblade sounding like a teenage girlfriend wearing her boyfriend’s clothing, not a man who just murdered someone and is wearing their clothes. Same thing tbh
8:51-8:59 he sounds like a somebody being hit on (pun intended) but aren’t amused, kinda like a girlfriend
"hi everyone my name is techno-chan"
Rest easy now Technoblade. You might not be with us today but you will always be in our hearts! and in the immortal words you have uttered and now ring painfully in our ears...
"Technoblade never dies!"
Me: well techno is being very mean to casuals like me on skywars
Techno: Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of there surroundings
Me: k then
Haha casual
*Mom walks in at ****9:49*
Techno: "Murder is the only option"
Mom: "BILLY YoUre GrOUnDeD"
Timestamp is 1 second to late.
Ok so 9:48
Wait your name is billy? Lol
0:26 Ight guys lets all make the collective decision to not mention this to twitter
Agreed
Agreed! Honestly I would cry if this one gets priveted.. It's one of my most favorites
Please let’s because idk what I’m gonna do if he privates everything he’s literally the best TH-camr ever
youtubers can't even make a joke becuz of cancellation
you were an amazing role model Alex, rest easy now buddy.
You are a positive role model Technoblade I will never meet a person with your level of strength, determination, a person with a mind and heart like you. A person who cares about his family, friends and fans like you. You looked at everything so positively even with a disease like cancer, even in your last moments you cared about us. Your video where I've been and so long nerds showed us that. Your rare inspirations while playing minecraft. Countless laughs and memories you've given us. Even when you're no longer physically present with us (although you are in our memories, our hearts and in our minds) Present in your spirits you continue to be a massive source of inspiration especially to our friends who are suffering through cancer. You're father and mother too have done a lot for a lot of young people through grants and scholarship. Technoblade you and your family is and will continue to be a source of inspiration and ofcourse a positive role model for ALL of Us. You're One of Us. Rest well Technoblade because YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE HEAVEN o7 👑🐷❤ I miss you Technoblade and your videos are helping me a lot to get through the feeling that you're no longer with us.
Mysteries of the world: The Nicholas that inspired “nickname”
**talks about saying weird stuff in videos**
**A few minutes later** "bow your problems to death yes, murder is the only option!!"
Forever. You will be remembered forever, Technoblade. We will miss you so, so much- farewell! 🐷👑🎗
you most definitely are and will always be. we miss you techno ❤
I swear this video used to be called "i am a positive role model for children"
dif vid
10:37 “Dont stab people in real life, you will not get coins, you will get jail time, and jail time can not be used to buy any kind of skywars perks”
-Technoblade
the title is true. You were one of the best role models. Rest easy.
5:50 "How did i miss... I, I clicked..."
Me in skywars everytime...,
Me: full diamond juggernaut w/ sword
Also me: sees some guy with full iron armour with a stone sword coming towards me
Me: *runs away*
So Trueee
Me too haha
my favorite Skywars experience was when I walked up to a guy he turns around walks of the map and calls hacks
Wait a minute that was me
You are techno, you are
o7
OMG REALLY
You always were, buddy. Rest in peace.
He really was a postive role model until the very end.
"Yes, he is Child Friendly"
Technoblade: *Death is the only option*
correction: MURDER is the only option
ps: sadness
0:44 techno:“i’m not good with literary analysis
also tecnno: **is an english major**
Technoblade always has ideas for titles...
Who are you and where's techno
Erm he just says the main topic (or some random thing in all lowercase) so it's not that hard if he talks
yeh
“In my defense, Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of their surroundings”
Sounds about right
"burger is the only option"
-Technoblade 2017
Yep
Username checks out
The title hits different now
Adult without life, killing randoms for coins ...
*college
It's not like you don't play videogames my guy
"I am a positive role model"
Yes you are
RIP Legend
0:27 luckily twitter hasn't seen this video yet
"I am just so not interested in you and your superior armor"
*little did he know...*
(8:48)
I came back to watch techno after he passed, all I have to say. I miss you techno, you and your content, if you're in heaven rn, I hope you look down and can see how many people you have helped. You provided happy and sometimes "positive" content for people to watch. Rest in peace.
When that guy got killed and just said "Technoblade."
you’re telling me that 5 years ago, nobody even thought to name their mc account “Nick”
someone probably named their mc account as nick but didn't use hypixel
“BOW YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH, WITH A BOW AND ARROW”
Technoblade - 2017
Tecnoblade you are my 7year old son
Now he hates school and is very sarcastic
Technoblade is your son?
Kenadian and he is pnly 7?
@@BigPatty69 he's 10 now
@@captain_noo actually he's 69
@@TEboh-dy6ut that is terrible math
6:03
Techno: And were back-
...
😂😂
techno your face is a thumbnail
DrWrecker its called "clickbait"
And i love it.
me 2
Elsker dit efternavn "Møller"
Malthe Møller only works on technoblade
5:06 he got kissed by techno before dying to him
thank you for surviving the purge-
You sure as hell are, Techno. We love you.
0:25 he is about to get cancelled for a video made 3 years ago
actually 4 years ago
Anybody got this in their recommended?
Techno Never Dies ♥
I have never seen techno dying in dream smp ,skywars,bedwars and pvp
Mother: "Are you watching something that makes you smarter?"
Child, "Yes Mother, I know know how to stab afk people with golden apples."
8:15. Exactly what you’re saying 😅
He really was a good role model.
YOU ARE THE BEST ROLE MODEL/PVPER/AWESOME YT CHANNEL/WOULD SUBSCRIBE/GOOD THINGS IN LIFE/YOU WILL NOT KILL A BEAR/RUN'S AWAY FROM ALL HIS PROBLEMS.
Ryan_gamer games, videos, stuff wat dafack
coming back to this only now i realise how loud his keyboard actually was
"This is discrimination it's because I'm black"
- Technoblade 2017
“You and your Superior armour” Technoblade just predicted Skyblock
Im suprised the people on twitter havent found this video and tried to cancel for one of the first joke he makes
Do i have some news for you
"He is five miles away. Let me just cross the Pacific." Hey Techno I have some news for you... The Pacific is larger than 5 miles across. lol
"it's because i'm black" this was only running bc it was 6 years ago
8:51 his WHAT armor? his SUPERIOR armor? techno predicted skyblock?
Yes king, you are a positive role model 👑
Yes,
...yes you are.
7:07
ISupraPvP: Noob
Also ISupraPvP one second later:
ISupraPvP fell into the void
10:36 good advice thanks technoblade you changed my mind!
Rest in peace Technoblade
Descanse en paz Technoblade
1999-2022
🐷👑♥🕊
"It's because i'm black"
-Technoblade 2017
5:02 if techno got this close to me I would scream
“I hear blocks”- Technoblade
Technoblade is a great role model to me, he’s taught me so many different ways to get rid of Orphans
Everyone: Safe in their homes
Technoblade: Do you think you're safe? You're dead!
9:56 Technoblade.
Do you think you're safe? You're not safe. You're dead! -- Technoblade 2017
Yes, you are a positive role model.
ive reached the peak of TH-cam existence where every next video on autoplay is a technoblade video.
I agree with the title.
Technoblade: I don't want no trouble
*starts to bow people immediately after he says that*
Me:*scratches head*
10:37 bro im dying rn 💀
you were for all of us.
Technoblade: Im kid friendly
Also him: BOW YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH MURDER IS THE ONLY SOLUTION
8:00 this actually happened to me once while i was watching a different family friendly video
"or they're badlion supervillains who have been playing competitive sports since the age of three"
This ticks all boxes of my athletic soccer brother
Rest easy Techno 🙏
Rip Alex 💗