Every Species Used Robot Soldiers Until Deathworlders Showed Up With Bare Hands | HFY Story

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  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    " Some may call it stubborn, we call it Tuesday" Is about the most matter of fact instructor saying I can imagine

  • @Kaocyde
    @Kaocyde หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Outside of sci-fi, in the real world.....this has pretty much happened already.
    DARPA made an AI unit that would act as an advanced detection system for ground troops. Then, they challenged a few USMC grunts to start from 100 yards away and touch it without being detected. As soon as they said "go", 2 marines begand somersaulting the entire 100 yard length and tagged the unit, beating the challenge.
    After that, the marines started getting really creative.

    • @Have_some_plasma
      @Have_some_plasma หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Iirc one took a bunch of branches and started cosplaying as a small tree and another pulled Metal Gear shenanigans with a cardboard box

    • @DARKANGEL20PR
      @DARKANGEL20PR หลายเดือนก่อน

      Need more info of what they do

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DARKANGEL20PR One of them just started doing cartwheels

    • @NobodyDungeons
      @NobodyDungeons หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Military: We developed this cool super advanced AI detection unit.
      Marines: Cool I'm going to beat it with a cardboard box and a silly dance

    • @Kaocyde
      @Kaocyde หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @DARKANGEL20PR the 3 real stand out methods the marines used were cartwheeling/somersaulting the full distance, grabbing fallen branches from a nearby pine and "walking like a tree", and the best - going full MGS with an empty cardboard box....the marines could be heard giggling inside as they walked up and tagged it.

  • @johnheaps4559
    @johnheaps4559 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Best line ever, they’re not supposed to be able to do that with a rubber chicken.

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *supposed to do that, which makes it even funnier as your human brain runs wild with all the silly possibilities XD

    • @Damoinion
      @Damoinion หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Closely followed by "..playing Calvin Ball with brass knuckles." 🤣

  • @finnmcool2
    @finnmcool2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    First: I love the idea of tactical geography. Second: Someone left grunts unsupervised? On purpose?

    • @lacucaracha111111
      @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HA I killed the commander :D
      D: YOU WHAT!?

  • @MalfisByMidnight
    @MalfisByMidnight หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Reminds me when a company building Combat robots had their AI watch a bunch of Marines... learned how to identify humans... then had the Marines try and sneak up on it and touch it.
    The one that strapped branches to himself and "moved as much like a tree as he could" is my favorite.

  • @TheLoneHaranger
    @TheLoneHaranger หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Comedy gold.
    The "rubber chicken" and "essentially disabled with a face pack", I snorted coffee out my nose!
    And the cherry on top, art piece entitled, "Error 404".
    So many pop culture references, and the international flavours, the author showed quite the well-rounded and eclectic grasp of what makes humans 'human'.
    I've added it to my 'Watch Again' list, fo' sho.

  • @GrigoriZhukov
    @GrigoriZhukov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "Calvin Ball only with brass knunckles"
    made me smile with ruthless glee.

    • @eddavis9704
      @eddavis9704 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And they didn't even use the secret invisible fourth base while hopping on one foot. 😂

  • @RobertDePyssler
    @RobertDePyssler หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This one had me crying with laughter. I can imagine our military doing stuff like this and coming up with other crazy stuff just for amusement. Great story.😊

  • @CryptidsRoost
    @CryptidsRoost 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Caffeinated squirrels and cats discovering energy drinks had me rolling 😂 😂

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "But the tensile strength of our war robots...how could he tear off the K9000 arm"
    "You see, Lance Corporal Abe bet his last can of Zyn with Gunny Espera that he wouldn't slam a six pack of Rip-Its and tear down a clanker barehanded, and Espera simply said "Aight, bet"....this is the result. Please open a channel with Abe, Espera is waiting for his Zyn"

    • @Upt.Spider
      @Upt.Spider หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would definitely happen 😂

  • @RedDadRedemption
    @RedDadRedemption 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Legend says the AK unit is still there 47 thousand years later still meditating on it's own breakdown of logic circuits.

  • @delmccormack7001
    @delmccormack7001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Now follow up with Marines in combat battle armor fighting the robots. "We surrender!!! Just stop making giant guns!!!" You know, the accidental conquerors.

    • @Katie-tx3gd
      @Katie-tx3gd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮

  • @jamesoddsends4483
    @jamesoddsends4483 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    In stead of "Humans where here" it should have be "Kilroy was here"

    • @venetabritt2771
      @venetabritt2771 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shades of WWI or WWII?

  • @edhenderson1655
    @edhenderson1655 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dr Kelly Patel and her ".... particular form of politeness that suggested someone was about to regret their life choices...."
    😅😅😅😅😅😅 That was my mother when I was a child! I knew EXACTLY what that paticular politenes meant then, and I know EXACTLY what the implication of that is here in the start of this story, LOL!!

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is the kind of writing I'm looking for! This writer is a professional at parody in the most intelligent way. I'm actually going to go back and listen to it again😮

  • @lordmech
    @lordmech 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    of ALL the sci-fi stories i have heard on YT this has to be THE funniest i have heard awesome job with the writing.

  • @jonathanhouser7817
    @jonathanhouser7817 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    A+ Calvin Ball reference

  • @pokebreeder2517
    @pokebreeder2517 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    where where these soldiers during skynet?

  • @leyphon7566
    @leyphon7566 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "humans are incorrect. physic objects should not move this way" had me dying xD

  • @midnightelectric1
    @midnightelectric1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Playing Calvin Ball with brass knuckles. Hobbs and I are having a sandwich and loving the writing.

  • @carlsams8153
    @carlsams8153 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Fat Electrician had a video on a group of AI harbors and a bunch of Marines and what the Marines did to them.

  • @Team.WorldTour
    @Team.WorldTour หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is this a 'Hidden Chapter' of The Hitchhikers Guide?

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These are just baseline humans too. Imagine when they start sending in the gene edited super soldiers.

  • @chryssmetzler2098
    @chryssmetzler2098 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Didn't captain kirk have a habit of destroying machines?

  • @chloekaftan
    @chloekaftan หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    16:53 and this is how the Contingency (in stellaris) was born, not with enslaved sapient AI or robotic uprisings, not with Gestalt Consciousness taking over the administrative and military duties of their creators cradle world, not by digitizing all organic life into a single coalesced mass of hivemind intelligence, but because they had an existential crisis when they realized they could never win against billions of years of evolution.
    edit: ngl i almost feel bad for the developers of their combat AI, since their entire empires economy likely hinges on the exports of these robots to their allies in the galactic community. now that humans made them look like a joke they inadvertently crushed their economy, which was bound to happen when your entire economy is balancing on literally one export product. kind of like russia right now.
    theyre lucky that this is the result of human creativity, because human boredom creates galaxy ending doomsday weapons.

  • @bluesnakewoman
    @bluesnakewoman หลายเดือนก่อน

    Liked the humor makes the story more enjoyable.
    Subscribing

  • @DiverDan2010
    @DiverDan2010 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Nice reference to The Andromeda Strain. Error 404

    • @ianbelletti6241
      @ianbelletti6241 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even worse. It's a reference to a common computer error.

  • @WTH1812
    @WTH1812 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great variation on a very old story. The phrasing and sarcasm are perfect. I've read and heard dozens of stories like this, but this one is the best.
    Good book, "The Mouse That Roared", about how the US was conquered.
    Similar to the US Revolutionary War with stalking, attacking, and disappearing into the woods against proper lines of well trained soldiers in bright red coats that nothing could camouflage.
    ICYMI, British wore the bright red coats since red was the cheapest color dye available and no European army used camouflage.

  • @KibuFox
    @KibuFox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can totally picture one of the robots having an existential crisis. Especially after the caffeinated squirrels comment.

  • @jorritnaga
    @jorritnaga หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cats who discovered energy drinks , made me cry - laugh and almost run off the road .

  • @1SkateboardDan
    @1SkateboardDan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    " we call it Tuesday" : D

    • @TheLoneHaranger
      @TheLoneHaranger หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah. 😅
      And, "Oh, it's something we came up with during drunk movie night".

  • @keithisco123
    @keithisco123 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Very Terry Pratchett😂
    Excellent thank you

    • @TheLoneHaranger
      @TheLoneHaranger หลายเดือนก่อน

      Zackry what I thought. 😉
      Nice to know somebody else is familiar with his sublime canon.
      (One day I hope to re-visit those wonderful books.)

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Dr. Patel went to the Jean Luc Picard school of command.
    Tugs shirt into place then proceeded to layth the Smacketh down on some alien assholes.

  • @Speedfly1
    @Speedfly1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Really fun, loved it. I really had hope to hear about the rubber chicken, but very fun anyway.🤪😝🙃🥴😵🤤

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Pulling a Straya" xD

  • @antsquirly7654
    @antsquirly7654 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Absolutely LOVED it!!!

  • @Sci-FantasyWorlds
    @Sci-FantasyWorlds หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best line ever, I swear, no one’s supposed to be able to pull that off with a garden gnome.

  • @DragoonZell
    @DragoonZell หลายเดือนก่อน

    Playing Calvin ball with Brass Knuckles XD lol. Never thought i see a Calvin and Hobbs Reference.

  • @kamitekeiichi2376
    @kamitekeiichi2376 หลายเดือนก่อน

    man who is the crazy genius writing these things XD

  • @PuggiTheGreat
    @PuggiTheGreat 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I liked this, highly amusing 😂

  • @jeffjames4064
    @jeffjames4064 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Same thing happened with Windows 95... And after.

  • @russellstyles5381
    @russellstyles5381 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did not think it was possible for an adult to play Calvin Ball. You have to think like an 8 year old.

  • @wayneputtock1605
    @wayneputtock1605 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This make me laugh . good and funny story .

  • @lisacook9482
    @lisacook9482 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not even a keep off the grass sign. 😂😂😂😂

  • @gregmcghee4527
    @gregmcghee4527 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When your AI has an existential crisis and asks for a job change just give up 😂

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If only Malevelon Creek were this easy

  • @jeanjohnson2743
    @jeanjohnson2743 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey macarena😂

  • @GaisaSanktejo
    @GaisaSanktejo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Durian smoothie? does anyone else know what Durian fruit smell like?

    • @hecate235
      @hecate235 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, I do, And I do not understand how anyone can eat them. Gakk. But I'm also one of those people who won't eat cilantro. Tastes like soap. Gakk.

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons หลายเดือนก่อน

    When humans ducked around so hard they made robots achieve sapience only for them to say hell naw and off themselves.

  • @Upt.Spider
    @Upt.Spider หลายเดือนก่อน

    They should be glad 3d maneuver gear isnt real

  • @Chayliss
    @Chayliss หลายเดือนก่อน

    Play at .75 speed
    Sounds like guy who i forget read darth plaguise

  • @bigunone
    @bigunone 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Calvin Ball! ROFLOL

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:51 Theological patterns .... oh no it spread the the AI titles XD

  • @s.r.howell1297
    @s.r.howell1297 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ironic that the AI narrator also doesn't know what it's doing.

  • @SavageShooter93
    @SavageShooter93 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Quantum based decision mattresses?

  • @Damoinion
    @Damoinion หลายเดือนก่อน

    Such a pity there's no smooth, natural flow to the narration. Get a human to read this to your AI, then let it try again.

  • @lacucaracha111111
    @lacucaracha111111 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I need cat videos instead of logic right now xD

  • @markfergerson2145
    @markfergerson2145 หลายเดือนก่อน

    …worried they had left the quantum stove on…
    A proper quantum stove will be in a superposition of “off” and “on” regardless.
    You have fallen into the annoying habit of throwing the word “quantum” in whenever you can’t think of anything interesting to say.
    Story downvoted.
    Do this again and you earn a slot in my “do not recommend” list.

  • @DoesNotConcernYou
    @DoesNotConcernYou หลายเดือนก่อน

    We do not live on a death world no matter how much some might wish we did “ for what ever reason that may be”
    And also 90% of people especially in the west like the states have never suffered more then a stubbed toe.

    • @stevenswitzer5154
      @stevenswitzer5154 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you sure? Our conditions seem pretty rare. One creatures death conditions is another creatures Eden

  • @timl8302
    @timl8302 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ROFLMAO!!🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Concerned-Nihilist
    @Concerned-Nihilist หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is some really stupid shit!

  • @rogerelzenga4465
    @rogerelzenga4465 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To look at a survival situation and say: Hold my beer....... yup, thats what it means to be human....

  • @killfangthekingofreason2421
    @killfangthekingofreason2421 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now imagine if they added some pro wrestling moves. I can see a power bomb or a 619 being used. Maybe a robot begging for mercy while in a ankle lock.

  • @The_Lurker
    @The_Lurker หลายเดือนก่อน

    How the clones should've defeated the Droid army

  • @bluesnakewoman
    @bluesnakewoman หลายเดือนก่อน

    Liked the humor makes the story more enjoyable.
    Subscribing