Fun fact: I put this in my giant music playlist along with the regular version of 2 trucks. Now I never know if I'm listening to the regular version or not until the words start. This played after I put it on shuffle for the first time today, and I thought I was having a stroke. Thanks.
i had on auto play a few days ago and this started playing, i began singing two trucks but then i realized that this wasn't the regular two trucks and i felt like i had amnesia and was dying i had a stroke typing this i apologise
Here's lyrics: Two trucks, ha, two chicks, having sectrucks My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente to trex, heavily flex Ha, two chicks, having sectrucks My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente to plex, heavilif Pickup, Tr, miss Truck takin' L-amah, uh, american'm p-pay, a beauch for beautiful toward top Jeens amariesh merkin' in the skeingels in AI, phg. Prone, to try, fan-chugs Two checks, having sectrucks My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente to checks, heavily flocks Hu, two checks, having sectrucks My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente lighbacks, heavily Buamas-a-tlers, tai, easy to, unro, uh, Robbert'sud-ahken'or, ohr, media Two, an, th', uant-uck-o, three respu Mai-myickeiounine'o to go freeze. And sans. Broke, two trees. Trucks. *incoherent music break* Two trah. Rucks, hol', two trends holdin' heiucks, hold four pens, holdin' hegh-passion is mo-passion, the polden I two-tchend Kwin stucks, two trans, holdin' heiucks, hold four pens, holdin' hegh-passion mah passion, the pig fat, two bend, hot! It's pickup tr ones, truh, cylinde-bgh, cr, oak, crush my b, l, uh, ody, I againeful, so bureauck I'm just supposed to not, let's die away in the seals of Seigha
It's the father that expressly forbid it, Cabinet Man, the guy with a mask of his own face, the soft fuzzy man, the guy who saw the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, the guy who had some falling to do, that evil shadow with a cup of tea, the guy with an atomic copper claw, so on and so forth having a battle royale
As someone with adhd,this sounds perfectly normal to me. This is what my brain sounds like when its calm. Other wise its like if you overlaped this some ontop of itself 4 times and then added a random song from the backyardigans, all while i think of giant alien robots in love.
this entire thing feels like casually walking through a city (0:00-0:20), getting hit in the head really hard by a rock (0:20-3:45) and then the pain slowly going away (3:45-4:04)
0:20 (idc if I spelt things wrong) EDIT: I don't think I will finish. Lyrics: Two trucks, two trex. Having se- trucks. My mexs, having se- my msks having suscles. And bussles, my molatery x two trex. Arley flex, two trxs my msks having suscles and bussles. Molatery TWO trex PICKUP TRU- M- TRUCKS- MAKING L- AMERICA. OF, AMERICA *weird sound* M- MADE. BULT FOR BEAUTIFUL, TWO OR TOUGH. JEANS MERGED, AMERICAN IN TH- SK- ANGELS OF AI, GR- GROW MA- try CRY. Man crocks, two trex having se- trucks. (Yes) my mexs, my msks having suscles and bussles. (Oh) my molatery two trex, heavy two trex. Having sea trucks, my msks having suscles and bussles. My- OW, m- by my side, there's- die. Easy, tu- and ra- Robert z- more die. Media, one two th- one te- car three. Mis spa, barbeque your menu to k- knees. And so could s- so two trees, oooo. T R U C K S . Buh a- buh buh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Two tru- BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUHHHHHHH Trucks, ho- two trans holding hands. Tucks, the pants holding passion is more passion. The pull and eye, more then- to trends with then ducks. Two trans holding ha- trucks HO- the pants holding ha- passion. My passion, the big FAT two mans heart, PICKUP TR- ONE SIS, SITTING A B- CRU- BLOCK, CRUSH MY B- M- BODY. I can beautiful, so be a rock. I'm just tonight, no star- a wo- IN THE EAGLES OF SAY I, THE F- CRY the only fu- *clap* two try. Father's crocks, two trex having se- ducks my msks having suscles and bussles. My molitery two trex, I'm actually- tricks. Two trex, having se- trucks. My msks having suscles and bussles my molit- *CLAP* H U H. Molitery, *CLAP* *CLAP* Y E S . *CLAP* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAAAAAAAAA- HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Having se- two trex. Having se- trex, two trex. My muscles, my muscles.
Twckso tru - Lemdem onon [Intro] 0:19 Two trucks Two chicks having seDUX~ My mex having set muscles in mussels My maul in tell Two tracks Heavily flux Two chiks having seDUX~ My mex having set muscles in mussels My maul in tell two blacks heavily *pick up* 0:38 [Verse 1] MAKING DAWGS making lo- Ameri- uh... American ma-n, made Built for beautiful two or tough _Jeans are murder machin_ Murican in the sky angels in *ÆÍ* ~ _G_ Grown to try man sex 0:54 [Chorus] (Yes) Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~ (Yes) My Mex (Oh yeah) having set muscles (Oh!) in Brussels (Oh!) My maul in tell (Oh) Two tracks Heavily flux (Yes) Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~ (Yes) My Mex (Oh yeah) having set muscles (Oh!) in mussels (Oh!) My maul in tell (Ah) Righ back Heavily *BY MY SI-Ze* DIE! Suzuta and RobÆr Robert's a dark number NO! Maniac two and, one second... three! (the spy) Barbeque your knee, you to could please! And (sus) so could two trees! *_Aah!_* Trucks 1:43 [Bridge] Two tru ucks holding two trans holding hands(trucks) The pan(t)s holding hands Passion is more passion The pudding I to trend Can withtrux Two trans holding hands(trucks) The pans holding hands Passion, my passion The big fat *TUBE END* Heart is pick up, one six of cylinder block, crack dog Crush my butt, like body LIE CANNIBAL _So be a rock!_ I'm just close to none No fireworks in the Seagulls of Saint _gAa_ The fat five Founding Fa to try Fathers cucks 2:18 (Yes) Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~ (Yes) My Max (Oh yeah) having set muscles (O!) in mussels (O!) My maul in tell (Rrrrrrr) _(Rrrrrrr)_ Two tracks Heavily flux (Ah) (Yes) Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~ (Yes) My Max (Oh yeah) having set muscles (O!) in mussels (O!) My maul in tell Ha! Heavily ha! Yes! Yei-yeah-æh Yei-yeah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha hAa-a-ha 2:54 [Coda] Having seDUX~ Ha! Two chiks having seDUX~ Two trucks My muscles, my muscles Heavily, volunteer in having seDUX (Flex!) Two chicks having seDUX~ Hey two chicks My muscles, my muscles Heavily volunteer In Vol (flex-ex) 3:28 THE FUTURE! (Having sex) THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex) THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex, having sex, having sex) THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex) THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex) THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex, having sex, hav-e) (ince-)
it sounds so odd that his voice is in the same tone the whole time so it just sound like nonsense words being spoken, except for being cut off in parts.
0:19 Two trucks, Two Checks Having Se- Rugs, My Mex, Having Se- THE ONLY THING THAT KILLS ME IS HIM SAYING "My Mex, Having S**", IT LIKE HE SAYING MY MEXICAN PEOPLE ARE HAVING S.. 0:22
I have decided to add this to the same playlists I put the original on, so that every once in a while, I’ll hear the opening music and be like ‘oh, two trucks! Time to jam :)’ but when the lyrics come in I’ll just get slapped in the face with a different type of jam
two trucks, two trcks havin’ se-rucks, my mx, havin’ se- muscles, inmuscles, my volunta twotrecks arily flex, two trcks, havin’ se-rucks, my mx havin’ se- muscles, inmuscles, my volunta twoflex, flextarily, PICKP TRU, MA- TRUCKS MAKING- AME- HUH? AMERICAN ADE, BUILT FOR BEAUTIFUL, TWO OR- DUH, ‘CHINES, AMURDERERS, AMERICAN WISKANGELS IN AE KY! G- GROWN! two TRY, EEHHH! trucks, two trcks, havin’ se-trucks, my mx, havin’ se- muscles, inmuscles, my volunta twotrecks arily flex, two trcks, havin’ se-trucks, my mx havin’ se- muscles, inmuscles, my volunta MY flextarily, BY MY SI- THOSE- I, EASY- T, AND ROBER- AHH, ROBERT Z’D-, AH MORE AHH! MANIA- AND TWO, TH- WA CAHN THREE! UZ BA- ROBER, CUE YOH BRI- YA TO CA- PLEASE! AH S- T- RO! C- two TREES, OOOH! rucks. (tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah,) (badaboh, ba ba badakah, badaboh, badakakabaaah, badadaadadadaah, ba ba boh,) two tr- (badabababooh) -ucks, ho- two chans, holding ha- ucks, ha, the pans, holding ha- passion,, is more, passion,, the more tha i, two chand, can withstucks, two trans, holding ha- ucks, ho- the pants, holding ha- passion, my passion, the big fat h, two bands! heart ex- PICKUP TR-, ONE CYL- UCKS! CYLINDER BL- CRUCK! COCK, CRUSH MY B- L- BODY, MY, KEYOOTIFUL, SO BE IT ROCK! JUST CLOSE TO NOT- THE STYLE WOR-, IN THIS, EAGLES, AH- SA- HAA! THE FA- EI, FOUNDING FA- TWO TRY! fathers’ crucks, two trcks, havin’ se-ucks, my mx, havin’ se- muscles, inmuscles, my volunta (brrrrrrrp) twotrecks arily flex, two trcks, havin’ se-trucks, my mx havin’ se- muscles, inmuscles, my volunta- huh, -arily, huh, yes, fleheeheh, EEH- EEEH hee- HEEH HEH, HEH, HEEEH HEH, HAH, HAAH, HAH, HAAH~! (tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah) havin’ se-trucks, ha- two trcks, havin’ se-trucks, two trcks, my muscles, my musclestarily, volunta, in fle-cks n tucks, FLEX!, two tr-, havin’ se-trucks, ha- two trcks, my muscles, my musclestarily, volunta- in the- FL- EX! AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-, AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-, AHH, TWO!! TRCKS, T-, (havin’ se-, havin’ se-, havin’ se-) AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-, AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-, AHH, TWO!! TRCKS, T-, (havin’ se-, havin’ se-, ha- vin’- se-)
Lyrics: Two trucks, ha Two tricks having serucks My mucks having semuscle, in muscles My moluntar-two checks Arily flex Two chicks having serucks My mex, having semuscle, in muscles My moluntar-two-plex Arily flickup tr Make Rucks, taking lo Ame Uhhm Erican ma ade Built for beautiful Two or tough Eens, murder mush Mmmurican in the ska Angels in ain-kye Ye'gr Grown m- to try En crux (yes) Two tricks (oh yea) having serucks (yes) My mex (oh yea) having semuscle (oh), in bustles (oh) My moluntar (oha) two checks (hoo) Arily flex, ha (yes) Two checks (oh yea) having serucks (yes) My mcks (oh yea) having semuscle (ah) in bustles (ooh) My moluntar (OW!) RIGHT blex Arily by my si There's died! E-Z Top and Ro Cop Obert Z'Da Fromar Arr! Aniac Ooo and thr-one t-ck-ar three! Thisspa Arbecue your mring you to capris! Ands Ps Broke Two trees, ohh Rucks (beatbox break) Two tr Rucks ho Two trans, holding hanrucks, ho The pants holding hapassion, ismo Passion, the p'ore than I two trand Workin with stucks Two trans, holding hanrucks, ho The pants holding hapassion, my passion The big fat huh two bands Heart expickup tr Ones Uhh Cylinder bl Cruh Rock! Ush my bo Lo Oddy Like a beautiful, so beurock! Andjust must to nuh Lets styrework in the sk Eagles that say hi! The fuh Rye Ounding f- To try Father's crux (yes) Two tricks (oh yea) having serucks (yes) My mex (oh yea) having semuscle (ooh), in bustles (oh) My moluntar (bbddrrr) two checks (ddrrr) Arily flex, ha (yes) Two checks (oh yea) having serucks (yes) My mucks (oh yea) having semuscle (ah) in bustles (ooh) My moluntar HUH Arily Yes! Ayhee-ahyaa-aaa Ayhee-yaaaheh ha ha hah hoh hah hohahoh, ha Having serucks, ha Two tricks, having serucks Two tricks My muscles, my muscles Arily Volunta in, FL Having serucks LEX! Two tri Having serucks, ha Two tricks My muscles, my muscles Arily Olunta invol FLE EX! Yuhh, tootra Tuss, (havin) uhh Tootra (in sex) Tuh, (have) uhh Tootra (in sex) Tuh (havin sex) (havin sex) (havin) Uhh Tootra (sex) Tuh (have), uhh Tootra (sex) Tuh (have), duh Nootra (sex) Suh (havin sex) (havin sex) (have) (ex) (seh)
this is the worst thing i've ever seen autumn
2:37
NO
nice onhs pfp
ah! but you did not see. you *heard*
@@autumnlotus ahahahahahhahaaaaaahahah
This is what happens when you're trying to sing a song that you heard for the first time only 10 minutes ago.
This is exactly right
AHSDKUGADADH YOU AREN'T WRONG
Oh my god
YES
Pov ur friend showed u slipknot for the first time
I love how the beginning and end are completely unchanged, and then the middle is just absolute chaos
The exact sort of vibes i expect of neil lol
chaos sandwich
ʏᴇᴀ-
perfect
I love how everything sounds fine until Niel starts singing
So just like the normal version then
All of the songs are Android ringtones until Neil sings and they become cancer
@@pyroparagon8945 *godly
@@endme623 two trx having seucks
you mean nlie
"barbeque your knees"
1:21
Yummy.
BARBEQUE YOUR KNEE TO THE BEAT
I HEARD IT TOO LMAO
i will use that as a threat at one point
Two trucks having a stroke
the only valid comment
2 stroke engine
Stroke two having trucks, that's what I think of when I hear this.
Phrasing
two trucks but they get aids
My muscles in
M u s c l e s
Muscles inside the muscles.
Fun fact: I put this in my giant music playlist along with the regular version of 2 trucks. Now I never know if I'm listening to the regular version or not until the words start. This played after I put it on shuffle for the first time today, and I thought I was having a stroke. Thanks.
bruh
I'm doing this now.
Also this kinda sounds good aside from the one yeah part imo.
russian roulette but with two trucks
@@000-kiuu russian trucks
I SHALL SHUFFLE
Sims when they speak
1:47 the pants holding hands
Beautiful.
@flower head SIN
The pans holding ha-ashon
i had on auto play a few days ago and this started playing, i began singing two trucks but then i realized that this wasn't the regular two trucks and i felt like i had amnesia and was dying
i had a stroke typing this i apologise
happens to the best of us
shdfudiksjdhfrjd yea
Lmao this happened to me but with the touch tone telephone video where it's just touch tone the whole time
i was gonna make an amnesia was her name joke but i couldnt think of how to set it up :P
oh my got it’s karkat
It's the French version
This is a lot more comprehensible than French
@@autumnlotus Tu oses insulter ma langue native
@Foe! Deux camions se tenant la main
Baguette
@@roland72777 oui
1:53 "two trans, holding hands"
Neil says trans rights
Neil knows his audience
happy pride month
i love how it even rhymes
Good for them
Here's lyrics:
Two trucks, ha, two chicks, having sectrucks
My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente to trex, heavily flex
Ha, two chicks, having sectrucks
My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente to plex, heavilif
Pickup, Tr, miss Truck takin' L-amah, uh, american'm p-pay, a beauch for beautiful toward top
Jeens amariesh merkin' in the skeingels in AI, phg. Prone, to try, fan-chugs
Two checks, having sectrucks
My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente to checks, heavily flocks
Hu, two checks, having sectrucks
My Max, having seckuscles in muscles my molente lighbacks, heavily
Buamas-a-tlers, tai, easy to, unro, uh, Robbert'sud-ahken'or, ohr, media
Two, an, th', uant-uck-o, three respu
Mai-myickeiounine'o to go freeze. And sans.
Broke, two trees. Trucks.
*incoherent music break*
Two trah. Rucks, hol', two trends holdin' heiucks, hold four pens, holdin' hegh-passion is mo-passion, the polden I two-tchend
Kwin stucks, two trans, holdin' heiucks, hold four pens, holdin' hegh-passion mah passion, the pig fat, two bend, hot!
It's pickup tr ones, truh, cylinde-bgh, cr, oak, crush my b, l, uh, ody, I againeful, so bureauck
I'm just supposed to not, let's die away in the seals of Seigha
I actually checked if anyone did it before I was gonna do it
My disappointment is immeasurable. Why didn't you write "so be a rock"? 😞
Why??? Why did you do this?? I appreciate it greatly but your motivation confuses me
I thank you sincerely
Neil's summoning a fucking demon at this point-
I mean that's not too unusual for him but still
This sounds like theres like 5 versions of Neil all fighting for control of his body
DID!Neil au /j
Nah, it’s just the clones singing over each other
dunno why but this made me think of jerma
This is so fun to imagine-
It's the father that expressly forbid it, Cabinet Man, the guy with a mask of his own face, the soft fuzzy man, the guy who saw the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, the guy who had some falling to do, that evil shadow with a cup of tea, the guy with an atomic copper claw, so on and so forth having a battle royale
i love when he gets to like the "YEAAAYEYEYEAAAAAA" it just makes him sound out of tune
From the creators of autotune, we present:
Distunador
it's at 2:36
2:07 "i can beautiful so be a rock" words of wisdom
I'm putting that on my gravestone
Senior quote worthy.
@@jenger7 Same
@@jenger7 the gravestone is a beautiful roc
1:21 "barbeque you and your two capri suns"
"two trans holding hands, the pans holding hands"
happy pride month (every month is pride month)
@@jenger7 hell yeah
neil says lgbtq+ rights
oh no... im holding hands with myself
*holds my own hand*
Two trucks has that megalovania syndrome where you can’t make it sound bad
Sadly, due to it having lyrics, the case is not terminal.
Edit: NEVERMIND IT'S TERMINAL I MISREAD THE REPORT
YES IT DOES
Isn't this all of Spirit phone though?
@@theancientavocado two trucks is from nature tapes tho...
i guess you can just include all of Niel's work to be safe
@@izzaaay o right I forgot- it is like that for most of Neil's songs tho
so this is basically the 'clean' version but with random stuff lol
"Wings and Pizza"
--Actual real KidzBop, 2020
oh my god i remember watching and commenting this on this video
@@samuel_is_awesomewould you like to remember again
0:38 MAKE DRUGS
0:43 BUILT FOR EVIL
1:47 *the pants holding hands*
@@rainbowbeetle 1:58 the big fat two mans
wilbur soot be like
@@pannacottafUWUgo nice
MESSED UP!
HUGEFUL INTERVAL
1:21 *Barbecue your knee to the breeze*
I hear "Barbeque your knee, you two caprese!" . I know that caprese salad doesn't have knees but it's fucking funny
@@celestix_ this implies other salads have knees
@@CircusSabre maybe
Barbeque your menu to capris
Grow w h e e z e
so i accidentally watched this at 1.5 speed and now my muscles are involuntarily flexing
why would you tell me th
OMG ITS SO MORE CURSED
@@The-Sand-eating-guy I'm currently listening to it in 1.5 and I feel like I'm having a stroke
@@The-Sand-eating-guy it now sounds slow in normal
its called your fight or flight response
Am I having a stroke
Hi I absolutely love your pfp & you have inspired me to draw Schezo singing Two Trucks
No, this is how to feels to transcend sexuality
I know I am.
yes
That just what happen when your muscles Unconditionally Flex
ok but why does 1:36 sound kind of cool-
It does.
So does 0:38
Maybe because there's only in-between notes that are swapped around and the basic melody is still intact.
kinda reminds me of the absolute killer freestyle the second player did in "the full chinese" on stage 5
@@barrysteakfriessimp_real I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE A CHINESE REFERENCE IN THE WILD
Two trucks but neil is having a stroke
Definitely with the fact that everything sounds fine until Neil starts singing
2:37-2:43 is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard. Brings a tear to my eye, god bless america
The pan pfp really ties this all together
Same here. God bless America.
He just sounds extremely uncomfortable
"So be a rock"
Wise words
i can feel my arteries closing
by chance, did you insult someones trains earlier?
Don't say you insulted some guys trains before going to bed..
Two trucks, having strokes
Hearing "Yes!!...OH yes" every time instead of just Oh yes is oddly endearing
How it feels to chew 5 gum:
(Stimulate your senses)
The pans holding passion
This is like when someone "remixes" a song by increasing and lowering the volume really fast.
this set off my fight or flight response but in a good way
fight the urge to dance or fly
As someone with adhd,this sounds perfectly normal to me. This is what my brain sounds like when its calm. Other wise its like if you overlaped this some ontop of itself 4 times and then added a random song from the backyardigans, all while i think of giant alien robots in love.
we share a brain
@@verysadgoose2416 im conviced that all people with adhd share a brain
@@Punkrock_confetti i have adhd and i can say they dont because if they did everyone would be going insane because my brain is very unstable
@@qsyki you say that like im not unstable
@@Punkrock_confetti oh
odd to think neil has a two year old
@@TheTinyDiamond YEAH ITS SO WEIRD
He also made this long before that
@@williamsmith6921 in 2000 fucking twelve?
wait
Imagine when his daughter grows older and decides "hmmm let's see what my dad did when he was younger" and then she finds out he's an absolute LEGEND
1:26 two trees hold trucks
We two trees from yonder glen,
Hold trucks
TWO TREES, NO, TRUCKS
This is what it sounds like when your constantly interrupted whilst singing
This is how dementia patients experience music
Music fighting the monster that dementia is and only being able to stun it also your pfp
this feels like when you’re too tired to think clearly but your brain is too awake to fall asleep
this entire thing feels like casually walking through a city (0:00-0:20), getting hit in the head really hard by a rock (0:20-3:45) and then the pain slowly going away (3:45-4:04)
this is extremely creative
this song just cant sound bad, can it
It can't lol
It’s just Megalovania but 10x better
0:20
(idc if I spelt things wrong)
EDIT: I don't think I will finish.
Lyrics:
Two trucks, two trex.
Having se- trucks.
My mexs, having se- my msks having suscles.
And bussles, my molatery x two trex.
Arley flex, two trxs my msks having suscles and bussles.
Molatery TWO trex PICKUP TRU- M- TRUCKS- MAKING L- AMERICA.
OF, AMERICA *weird sound* M- MADE.
BULT FOR BEAUTIFUL, TWO OR TOUGH.
JEANS MERGED, AMERICAN IN TH- SK-
ANGELS OF AI, GR- GROW MA- try CRY.
Man crocks, two trex having se- trucks.
(Yes) my mexs, my msks having suscles and bussles.
(Oh) my molatery two trex, heavy two trex.
Having sea trucks, my msks having suscles and bussles.
My- OW, m- by my side, there's- die.
Easy, tu- and ra- Robert z- more die.
Media, one two th- one te- car three.
Mis spa, barbeque your menu to k- knees.
And so could s- so two trees, oooo.
T R U C K S .
Buh a- buh buh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Two tru-
BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUHHHHHHH
Trucks, ho- two trans holding hands.
Tucks, the pants holding passion is more passion.
The pull and eye, more then- to trends with then ducks.
Two trans holding ha- trucks HO- the pants holding ha- passion.
My passion, the big FAT two mans heart,
PICKUP TR- ONE SIS, SITTING A B- CRU- BLOCK, CRUSH MY B- M-
BODY. I can beautiful, so be a rock. I'm just tonight, no star- a wo-
IN THE EAGLES OF SAY I, THE F- CRY the only fu- *clap* two try.
Father's crocks, two trex having se- ducks my msks having suscles and bussles.
My molitery two trex, I'm actually- tricks. Two trex, having se- trucks.
My msks having suscles and bussles my molit- *CLAP* H U H. Molitery, *CLAP* *CLAP*
Y E S .
*CLAP*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAA-
HA
HA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Having se- two trex. Having se- trex, two trex.
My muscles, my muscles.
I nearly died reading this, thanks! :)
thank you hose
"two trans holding ha-"
M E X
Wtf man XDXDXD THIS IS BOOTIFUL AS SHIT
Nicie Eilerega’s having a stronk, call a truckulance
why does this sound like coherent speaking despite me not being able to understand a word of it
Pretty sure Neil says “Capris” at some point
@@SoapyBun Exactly! “Your two capris”
I can't unhear "Soviet Rock" in 2:07
0:46 that instrumental unironically sounded really good there
Hits my funny bone:
My entire nervous system:
At first I thought “Hey nothing’s changed.” Then Neil started singing.
"two trans, holding hands"
"the pans, holding hands"
"two chicks, having sex-"
Two Trucks said gay rights
Edit: Happy pride month 2021 everyone!!
@@DrRandomAccount i also say trans rights
It was on Wikipedia's list of gay anthems for a reason.
@@Spacething7474 noice
@@Spacething7474 wait it is?!
@@katherinesmallbean3594 Yup!
This is basically my brain trying to form one consecutive thought.
Twckso tru - Lemdem onon
[Intro]
0:19
Two trucks
Two chicks having seDUX~
My mex having set
muscles in mussels
My maul in tell
Two tracks
Heavily flux
Two chiks having seDUX~
My mex having set
muscles in mussels
My maul in tell
two blacks heavily *pick up*
0:38 [Verse 1]
MAKING DAWGS making lo-
Ameri- uh... American ma-n, made
Built for beautiful two or tough
_Jeans are murder machin_
Murican in the sky angels in *ÆÍ* ~
_G_
Grown
to try
man sex
0:54 [Chorus]
(Yes)
Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~
(Yes)
My Mex (Oh yeah) having set
muscles (Oh!) in Brussels (Oh!)
My maul in tell (Oh)
Two tracks
Heavily flux
(Yes)
Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~
(Yes)
My Mex (Oh yeah) having set
muscles (Oh!) in mussels (Oh!)
My maul in tell (Ah)
Righ back
Heavily *BY MY SI-Ze*
DIE!
Suzuta and RobÆr
Robert's a dark number
NO!
Maniac two and, one second... three! (the spy)
Barbeque your knee, you to could please!
And (sus) so could two trees!
*_Aah!_*
Trucks
1:43 [Bridge]
Two tru
ucks holding two trans holding hands(trucks)
The pan(t)s holding hands
Passion is more passion
The pudding I to trend
Can withtrux
Two trans holding hands(trucks)
The pans holding hands
Passion, my passion
The big fat *TUBE END*
Heart is pick up, one six of
cylinder block, crack dog
Crush my butt, like
body
LIE CANNIBAL
_So be a rock!_
I'm just close to none
No fireworks in the Seagulls of Saint _gAa_
The fat five
Founding Fa to try
Fathers cucks
2:18 (Yes)
Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~
(Yes)
My Max (Oh yeah) having set
muscles (O!) in mussels (O!)
My maul in tell
(Rrrrrrr) _(Rrrrrrr)_
Two tracks
Heavily flux (Ah)
(Yes)
Two checks (Oh yeah) having seDUX~
(Yes)
My Max (Oh yeah) having set
muscles (O!) in mussels (O!)
My maul in tell
Ha!
Heavily ha!
Yes!
Yei-yeah-æh
Yei-yeah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha hAa-a-ha
2:54 [Coda]
Having seDUX~
Ha!
Two chiks having seDUX~
Two trucks
My muscles, my muscles
Heavily, volunteer
in
having seDUX
(Flex!)
Two chicks having seDUX~
Hey two chicks
My muscles, my muscles
Heavily volunteer
In
Vol (flex-ex)
3:28
THE FUTURE! (Having sex)
THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex)
THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex, having sex, having sex)
THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex)
THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex)
THE FUTURE! (Having sex, having sex, having sex, hav-e)
(ince-)
Damn, what a way to spend one's life
"Grown to try man sex"
barbeque your knee
Big fat tube end💀
This is just an audio representation of trying to learn biology when you have ADHD
2:17 "fathers crocs"
it sounds so odd that his voice is in the same tone the whole time so it just sound like nonsense words being spoken, except for being cut off in parts.
this makes neil's voice feel even more like david byrne
"Two trans can with ducks"
Once again, this feels like the embodiment of early morning stupor-induced consumption of random content.
that's exactly what i'm doin currently :3
*two trans holding hands*
goals
*_the pans, holding hands_*
This is genuinely the best "-but the x and x beats are swapped" genre video on youtube
hi lumpy
@@autumnlotus its true
I listen to this unironically
haha me too
this is a state of being actually
also the vast error icon 🤝
It really hits different when the music is almost entirely unchanged except for the lyrics.
Hi, I think this makes you a god now and I'd like to apply for a job at your first temple. Attached please find my resume. Thanks!
I'm going to play this in a room full of lemon demon fans and make them think they're having a stroke
2:35 “Yes!”
This is something Neil would put in his Mouth Albums.
"and so, two trees"
-funny lemon man
This feels like trying to recall a song that you heard once on the radio
"two trucks heavily flux" 💀💀💀
Now I have a "I spent 24 hours in an insane asylum" recommended next to this video lmao
the beginning and end staying the same while the rest of this is a nightmare feels like gaslighting
If you listen to this around other people, they'll still look at you like you've got two heads, but for very different reasons
This is an affront to god
Oh hell yeah it is
Maybe my brain has just completely deteriorated but this is like actually lowkey banging
Me: Mom can we have Two trucks?
Mom: We have Two Trucks at home.
Two Trucks at home:
Two Trucks Having A Goddamn Stroke
0:34 my volunteer twoplex, heavily pickup my trucks, taking a man uhhh american
🤤
laying on the floor while listening to this is chaotic and i love it
"My malater two pecks" -neil cigtekdk
1:21 Barbecue your knee to compleze
And so ~couuuld~ *bees-*
1:45 pencils holding hands :>>
👁️✏️👁️🖐️🖐️👁️✏️👁️
the pens holding hands* ?
Two trans holding hands??????????
@@lopnintengirl A trans man and a trans woman
Formerly vice versa minus the trans
0:19
Two trucks, Two Checks Having Se-
Rugs, My Mex, Having Se-
THE ONLY THING THAT KILLS ME IS HIM SAYING "My Mex, Having S**", IT LIKE HE SAYING MY MEXICAN PEOPLE ARE HAVING S.. 0:22
I have decided to add this to the same playlists I put the original on, so that every once in a while, I’ll hear the opening music and be like ‘oh, two trucks! Time to jam :)’ but when the lyrics come in I’ll just get slapped in the face with a different type of jam
( *Also **1:36** is a good jam* )
sounds like something id do
i was half awake earlier and i thought this was a normal video,
this is definitely not normal
This was upsetting.
Sounds like he has to sneeze
the rhythm is ✨ immaculate ✨ its so satisfying my god
1:21 "barbeque your minion to febreze"
Maniac cop-1, 2, Cars 3
"the big fat man expands" hey its me!
im glad a member of the homestuck fandom could make such a masterpiece
whats homestuck
@@erika-yi3gx TRUE
MY MEX
HAVING SAUCELS
IN MUSCLES
my momuntarily 2 tracks
two trucks,
two trcks havin’ se-rucks,
my mx, havin’ se-
muscles, inmuscles,
my volunta twotrecks arily flex,
two trcks, havin’ se-rucks,
my mx havin’ se-
muscles, inmuscles,
my volunta twoflex, flextarily,
PICKP TRU,
MA- TRUCKS MAKING- AME- HUH?
AMERICAN ADE,
BUILT FOR BEAUTIFUL, TWO OR- DUH,
‘CHINES, AMURDERERS,
AMERICAN WISKANGELS IN AE KY!
G-
GROWN! two TRY,
EEHHH!
trucks,
two trcks, havin’ se-trucks,
my mx, havin’ se-
muscles, inmuscles,
my volunta twotrecks arily flex,
two trcks, havin’ se-trucks,
my mx havin’ se-
muscles, inmuscles,
my volunta MY flextarily,
BY MY SI-
THOSE- I, EASY- T,
AND ROBER- AHH, ROBERT Z’D-,
AH MORE AHH!
MANIA- AND TWO, TH- WA CAHN THREE!
UZ BA- ROBER, CUE YOH BRI- YA TO CA- PLEASE!
AH S- T- RO! C- two TREES,
OOOH!
rucks. (tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah,)
(badaboh, ba ba badakah, badaboh, badakakabaaah, badadaadadadaah, ba ba boh,) two tr- (badabababooh)
-ucks,
ho- two chans, holding ha- ucks,
ha, the pans, holding ha-
passion,,
is more, passion,,
the more tha i, two chand, can withstucks,
two trans, holding ha-
ucks, ho- the pants, holding ha-
passion, my passion, the big fat h, two bands!
heart ex-
PICKUP TR-,
ONE CYL- UCKS!
CYLINDER BL- CRUCK!
COCK,
CRUSH MY B- L- BODY,
MY, KEYOOTIFUL, SO BE IT ROCK!
JUST CLOSE TO NOT-
THE STYLE WOR-, IN THIS, EAGLES,
AH- SA- HAA! THE FA- EI,
FOUNDING FA- TWO TRY!
fathers’ crucks,
two trcks, havin’ se-ucks,
my mx, havin’ se-
muscles, inmuscles,
my volunta (brrrrrrrp) twotrecks arily flex,
two trcks, havin’ se-trucks,
my mx havin’ se-
muscles, inmuscles,
my volunta-
huh,
-arily,
huh,
yes, fleheeheh, EEH- EEEH hee- HEEH HEH, HEH, HEEEH HEH, HAH, HAAH, HAH, HAAH~!
(tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah, tchka, tchkachah)
havin’ se-trucks,
ha- two trcks, havin’ se-trucks,
two trcks,
my muscles, my musclestarily,
volunta, in fle-cks n tucks,
FLEX!,
two tr-, havin’ se-trucks,
ha- two trcks,
my muscles, my musclestarily,
volunta- in the- FL- EX!
AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-,
AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-,
AHH, TWO!! TRCKS, T-,
(havin’ se-, havin’ se-, havin’ se-)
AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-,
AHH, TWO! TRCKS, T-,
AHH, TWO!! TRCKS, T-,
(havin’ se-, havin’ se-, ha- vin’- se-)
This is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
I have been wheezing like a tea kettle for the past 2 minutes, help
Why does this sound so good still? Got half way through before remembering I was listening to it and turning it off.
I forgot I made this comment
This very satisfyingly scratches the back of my brain
This is incredible, thank you for this masterpiece
this reminds me of when the kid with horrible internet unmutes to say something
Lyrics:
Two trucks, ha
Two tricks having serucks
My mucks having semuscle, in muscles
My moluntar-two checks
Arily flex
Two chicks having serucks
My mex, having semuscle, in muscles
My moluntar-two-plex
Arily flickup tr
Make
Rucks, taking lo
Ame
Uhhm
Erican ma
ade
Built for beautiful
Two or tough
Eens, murder mush
Mmmurican in the ska
Angels in ain-kye
Ye'gr
Grown m- to try
En crux (yes)
Two tricks (oh yea) having serucks (yes)
My mex (oh yea) having semuscle (oh), in bustles (oh)
My moluntar (oha) two checks (hoo)
Arily flex, ha (yes)
Two checks (oh yea) having serucks (yes)
My mcks (oh yea) having semuscle (ah) in bustles (ooh)
My moluntar (OW!)
RIGHT blex
Arily by my si
There's
died!
E-Z Top
and Ro
Cop
Obert Z'Da
Fromar
Arr!
Aniac
Ooo and thr-one t-ck-ar three!
Thisspa
Arbecue your mring you to capris!
Ands
Ps
Broke
Two trees, ohh
Rucks
(beatbox break)
Two tr
Rucks ho
Two trans, holding hanrucks, ho
The pants holding hapassion, ismo
Passion, the p'ore than I two trand
Workin with stucks
Two trans, holding hanrucks, ho
The pants holding hapassion, my passion
The big fat huh two bands
Heart expickup tr
Ones
Uhh
Cylinder bl
Cruh
Rock!
Ush my bo
Lo
Oddy
Like a beautiful, so beurock!
Andjust must to nuh
Lets styrework in the sk
Eagles that say hi!
The fuh
Rye
Ounding f-
To try
Father's crux (yes)
Two tricks (oh yea) having serucks (yes)
My mex (oh yea) having semuscle (ooh), in bustles (oh)
My moluntar (bbddrrr) two checks (ddrrr)
Arily flex, ha (yes)
Two checks (oh yea) having serucks (yes)
My mucks (oh yea) having semuscle (ah) in bustles (ooh)
My moluntar
HUH
Arily
Yes!
Ayhee-ahyaa-aaa
Ayhee-yaaaheh ha ha hah hoh hah hohahoh, ha
Having serucks, ha
Two tricks, having serucks
Two tricks
My muscles, my muscles
Arily
Volunta in, FL
Having serucks
LEX! Two tri
Having serucks, ha
Two tricks
My muscles, my muscles
Arily
Olunta invol
FLE
EX!
Yuhh, tootra
Tuss, (havin) uhh
Tootra (in sex)
Tuh, (have) uhh
Tootra (in sex)
Tuh (havin sex)
(havin sex)
(havin) Uhh
Tootra (sex)
Tuh (have), uhh
Tootra (sex)
Tuh (have), duh
Nootra (sex)
Suh (havin sex)
(havin sex)
(have)
(ex)
(seh)