Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone but beats 2 and 4 are swapped

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @nyantend0
    @nyantend0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    touch tone telephone but you dialed the wrong number

    • @wander7324
      @wander7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @livefortheafternoon
      @livefortheafternoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i was like 666.

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      when you dunk the touch tone telephone underwater

    • @doggosarecool7737
      @doggosarecool7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@staceymulligan6486 They dunked it in the Super-Sargasso Sea.

    • @rebblepebble1857
      @rebblepebble1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Touchtelephone, but you keep messing up and trying to redial.

  • @kyguy9132
    @kyguy9132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    Spiph Ritone is my favorite album

  • @vulomkaaz
    @vulomkaaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    POV: Neil Cicierega is having a stroke at a Lemon Demon concert

    • @putre.faction
      @putre.faction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      jesus christ someone help him!!11!!!!!!!111111!!!

    • @staceymulligan6486
      @staceymulligan6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      another annual Lemonic Demonade concert gone wrong

    • @oxymoron847
      @oxymoron847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Welp. (starts playing Lifetime Achievement award) Time to bring him back.

    • @verzul2161
      @verzul2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@oxymoron847 (die hard fans adored your hands)

    • @albhis
      @albhis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Oh my god I can't believe nail cigarette is dead

  • @kaedynkk
    @kaedynkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    Alternate Title: Touch Tone Telephone but Neil only remembers 10% of the lyrics

    • @sayarock3283
      @sayarock3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Relatable... EVERYTIME I TRY TO SING ALONG TO NO EYED GIRL

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Brand... Species... Cat... Nazis

    • @JoeMama-tw6gu
      @JoeMama-tw6gu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      so basically just neil live... (jk i’m not trying to be mean but damn i saw a video of neil live and he forgot a lot of lyrics)

    • @doggosarecool7737
      @doggosarecool7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@JoeMama-tw6gu Was it the Youmacon 2012?

    • @mmjsupernova
      @mmjsupernova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why did I laugh so hard at this lmao-

  • @AUTOMATON2899
    @AUTOMATON2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    To be honest. It's sounds a little catchy

    • @davinjones9967
      @davinjones9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Its like megalovania, you cant mess it up

    • @MK-cn6ms
      @MK-cn6ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@davinjones9967 YES

    • @chocolef
      @chocolef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The violin is my favorite part I think I might actually remix it myself to make an entire new beat from the violin sounds!

    • @THEETHEREALTOBLERONE
      @THEETHEREALTOBLERONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You cant mess up the funi conspiracy theory song

    • @roll_of_tape
      @roll_of_tape 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm a ski lodge, before my time

  • @xenonmax
    @xenonmax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    Middle schoolers asking out their crushes be like

    • @Sainka_Squid
      @Sainka_Squid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Me 16yo asking out my crush smh

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      _What does this mean_

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Me at 56 asking out my crush smh
      Wait

    • @Kallichore09
      @Kallichore09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The dude from Onward asking strangers to a party be like:

    • @tristenarctician6910
      @tristenarctician6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AngryGoose plagueinc.fandom.com/wiki/Aphasia

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "If I knew you, I'd [aykiff?] every niiight"
    Cic Neiliegare

    • @CodyAndPaste
      @CodyAndPaste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Neil cigala

    • @ash_b00_
      @ash_b00_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      PLEASE NEILIEGARE

    • @leiacreates2264
      @leiacreates2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s nice when you’re listening to something and reading a comment that is being read aloud for you

    • @chaoscreature
      @chaoscreature 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Delmon Emo

  • @getolde7966
    @getolde7966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    'Pssst Nazi.'
    Why do I find this so funny?

  • @ratpatterson8953
    @ratpatterson8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I feel like if i ate an edible and listened to this i wouldnt notice any difference

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pretty sure you would, idk how weed works tho

    • @heelturn2
      @heelturn2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      these edibles aint shi-

    • @killme9909
      @killme9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@quantumblauthor7300 probably not if it's strong at least

  • @evilmagician430
    @evilmagician430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    _he is speaking the language of the gods,,,,_

    • @ClFUR
      @ClFUR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      according to TH-cam's caption system, that's german

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ClFUR uh oh

    • @ferando
      @ferando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is god

    • @CthDrawz
      @CthDrawz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ClFUR uh oh

    • @thatoneplayer5407
      @thatoneplayer5407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ClFUR uh oh

  • @kirbysuperstaruhh3769
    @kirbysuperstaruhh3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    touch tone telephone but you got bad reception despite being on landline

  • @Sainka_Squid
    @Sainka_Squid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    This is so disturbing, i know touch-tone telephone by heart so my brain is constantly surprised lmao i love it

  • @gingerbreadcookie374
    @gingerbreadcookie374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Oh no it's megalovania all over again..

    • @yoylejuice
      @yoylejuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what I thought!

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean at least theres not alternate universe stuff

    • @kity1081
      @kity1081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@iampidgeon6923 they mean that theres no way to make the song not slap

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kity1081 oh

    • @Bee-fu9uz
      @Bee-fu9uz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @squidz it's probably more so making a reference to the way the fandom treated megalovania, constantly switching beats around and making chaotic remixes by tossing the song in a blender and it still coming out good

  • @jenger7
    @jenger7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    ok but can we talk about that godlike violin solo

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes we can, Ginger Ninja 123 (on da lemon demon)

    • @beangus29
      @beangus29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The violin is honestly one of the best parts of the song

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beangus29 true

    • @kakao-katze
      @kakao-katze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@beangus29
      Honestly, it’s the thing that tipped me over the edge into the endless pool of loving this song and just listening to it every day when I’d draw.
      It’s been a whole ass year since I first heard this song and I still fucking love that violin, man.

    • @fideoschafasconcovid-1948
      @fideoschafasconcovid-1948 ปีที่แล้ว

      Je

  • @szlanty
    @szlanty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    AutoCaption says this is German.

  • @alicereid3308
    @alicereid3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    2:50
    (Demonic chanting) JUST. LIKE. YOU! (more demonic chanting)

  • @ClFUR
    @ClFUR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    gonna play this in my friend's car without saying anything

    • @cryptid221
      @cryptid221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Please do

    • @cristiangarcia7597
      @cristiangarcia7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      still waiting to get in a car with your friend are we?

    • @ClFUR
      @ClFUR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cristiangarcia7597 what is that supposed to mean

    • @verzul2161
      @verzul2161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ClFUR i think they wanted an update, as do i lol

    • @undefined0_
      @undefined0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you have to memorize it and sing it perfectly to add to the fuckery

  • @mustachedclouds
    @mustachedclouds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    no one:
    when your teacher is screen sharing on Zoom:

  • @greendoritoman2464
    @greendoritoman2464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I listened to this with only one headphone fully working and the other one cutting out. I think it added to the experience

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wouldn't be able to tell the difference...

    • @toaster_mage
      @toaster_mage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same thing is happening to me, it really does

  • @vampyrmagpie
    @vampyrmagpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    how is this perfectly how it feels like to have dyslexia and adhd

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i dont know im only half of that equation

    • @aspenwashere
      @aspenwashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm only half of the equation yet I understand this very much

    • @Willgrahams_juicyASS
      @Willgrahams_juicyASS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I now know how my best friend feels and I feel bad 😭 I tried teaching her how to spell Bethany but she kept saying:
      Bedanty
      Bethdanty
      Deathur
      Belarus
      And other things like that

    • @M1KEYWAY
      @M1KEYWAY 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can confirm

    • @aspenwashere
      @aspenwashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Willgrahams_juicyASS I feel like that's happened with me before

  • @djparkinglot
    @djparkinglot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    this is the very fine line of being either good and catchy or What The Fuck

    • @frog6706
      @frog6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      why not both (:

    • @Boppercat
      @Boppercat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why not none :(

  • @niomilovescats4349
    @niomilovescats4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    lyrics:
    its thing i ti-ime
    few you for kno-ow
    full off the tru-uth
    the tru. mm.
    utha the true me about utha you're a you cause ow
    brands. species. news. OH cat. big cats.
    psst nаzis. space na. OH stack. robert's.
    dаmmit god. slap guns. le. nimoy. leonard.
    c-back c-comet back!
    pinch every doll you try to day. what you sissin'
    imma say come truth when she's out (own very, own my mouth)
    i been working, i've been unifif a theory five
    make it every night due to money's out, hear me gonna
    'cause one right diamond. (own touch, on my touch tone tele-tone-tin)
    one only, i'm the. (am a on your a-o radi- am)
    o-oh. hey now, cry i'm no-ow.
    thick then off tear-ear-ears.
    THEY FLOW. flip out of the you and of think you're the you, 'cause out
    own in the person in per world (you're the) stand. 'cause under's (only world who'd in the worsen understand the meaning, stand the myths)
    miles oh i ah-god (try and i try and i try to me, listen make you me)
    inch every doll you gotta gay, what you sissin'
    amber hey, come truth, come it's out (own very, own my mouth)
    hardly workin', laugh and unifif a theory five
    make it every night due to money's out, hear me gonna
    'cause one right diamond. (tone touch, on my touch tone tele-tone-tin)
    one only, i'm the. (am a on your a-o radi- am)
    (ooooooohhh)
    t-up yet. don't hang. done, i'm not.
    bert, ex simon. one, i'm the.
    who was one? the ride long? all the-
    laugh to be better, f-dong, rob them.
    bert, ex simon. um, field in my.
    gee, y'all have u-f-s, it's real, salt.
    in ale- ancient, it's true salt
    bert, ex simon, just like you,
    and like you a mess, genie witch,
    be find my time for my-
    dang, that leavin' bus is, red crime, real.
    they'll soon pretty discs, me cover,
    it's a super in the sar-cabinet, sea salt
    i'd every call you try to, day i, can what say, uth ca-choo, and when comes out (own very, own my mouth)
    only workin', i've been unifif a theory five
    make it every night due to money's out, hear me gonna
    'cause one right diamond ringtone, touch on my telephone (tone touch, on my touch tone tele-tone-tin)
    i one, only and the one and ray on your radi-am-o (ayo, radi-am)
    this took me one hour and eight minutes to write out. enjoy

    • @RottenLegacy
      @RottenLegacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thank you so much, this has been the best experience of my life

    • @niomilovescats4349
      @niomilovescats4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@RottenLegacy you are so very welcome

    • @avamatthews1459
      @avamatthews1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love you

    • @sstarlit5631
      @sstarlit5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      thank

    • @squarmptinsotheraccount3813
      @squarmptinsotheraccount3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you. I did a laugh (you honestly need them for the full experience)

  • @flamingolegs
    @flamingolegs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    0:48 brand new specieUUUes

  • @shyshydrake3730
    @shyshydrake3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    someone call an ambulance Neil is having a stroke

  • @envii2767
    @envii2767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    this makes me want to sign up for nickelodeon jr without parental permission

    • @cheesewizard8943
      @cheesewizard8943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NOOOOOOO

    • @Neko-lg5wj
      @Neko-lg5wj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *wait that's illegal*

    • @aspenwashere
      @aspenwashere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I did that but with animal jam when I was 8

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn what a badass

    • @LostMindSparrow
      @LostMindSparrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You wouldn’t.

  • @maow-tty-archive
    @maow-tty-archive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    My interpretation of the lyrics.
    [Verse 1]
    It's think I ti... ime
    For you for know (Oh)
    Fil gathy truth
    The truth (Mm)
    Truth the true
    Me about truth, you're a pew
    'Cause a grand species
    A cat, big cow (Oh)
    Space nazis, space nah, rob tack
    Robert soup
    Damn it, got tuh (Ca-a-a-a-a-all)
    Call back the sp-
    Len "Knee" Moore, Leonard nee
    Come back, call me... back (Call me back)
    [Chorus]
    Every dollar you gotta gay
    What's a sexy mama say?
    Wrong truth when the cheese out (Ol' Mary on the mouth)
    Caught ya working on a uni FIFA Meery eyed
    Thank you every guy, good to not as out fear me gonna
    Cause you're bright, Donald
    One touch on my touch tone telephone (You're the only I can)
    Campaign on your AM radiam
    [Verse 2]
    Oh, oh. They nuh cross, I'm crown (Oh)
    Austric fend off tears (Tears)
    They flow, both out of the you when of me cause you're the you
    Cause I'm only moo person in the world
    Cause only world in the worsen understand the meaning and the meme
    I oh ooh oh memes (I try)
    I try and I try and I try to me listen make you memes
    [Chorus]
    Every dollar you gotta gay
    What's a sexy mama hey?
    Wrong oof come the chout (Ol' Mary on the mouth)
    I been working on the uni FIFA Meery eyed
    Thank you every guy, good to not as out fear me gonna
    Cause you're bright, Donald
    One touch on my touch tone telephone
    I'm one you only I need (Hey)
    Campaign on your AM radiam
    [Bridge]
    Ten crocket, don't hang
    Done, I'm not
    For X, I'm an
    The one, I'm the
    It was one who the right oven long, Allah
    That for to be better, faft wrong rock them
    For X, I'm an
    In the field I'm in
    Gee, Allah, jew F.S.
    It's uh reeal, it's all
    Space ale ancient, it's a true, it's all
    For X, I'm a just like you and like you I'm a speedy hunch
    Before my tie, for my
    Ding, that even, spa laugh suh ever cry, real
    Twelve soon pretty sis, cover me, cover
    In yourself, super in the sar cavities, see so
    [Chorus]
    Every call you try to gay
    I'm working, what say?
    Coochie will go (go)
    Y'all been working on the uni FIFA Meery eyed
    Thank you every guy, good to not as out fear me gonna
    Cause you're bright, Donald
    Don't touch on my telephone (One touch on my touch tone telephone)
    I'm one only and the why
    A ray on your radio, M.M. AM radiam

    • @zackdrake8735
      @zackdrake8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I like this

    • @lame_lexem
      @lame_lexem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      bless you

    • @spoingle
      @spoingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Brilliant

    • @jakskdneo
      @jakskdneo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      “Every call you try to gay”

    • @spoingle
      @spoingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jakskdneo what does it mean

  • @AriLolzz
    @AriLolzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel"
    "But your language isn't real"

  • @squarmptinsotheraccount3813
    @squarmptinsotheraccount3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    4:13 I really like how all of that sounds, it's kinda mystical

  • @inanchh
    @inanchh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    1:25 HE SAID "HEY NOW" DAMN I GUESS NEIL REALLY REALLY PUTS SMASH MOUTH SECRETS EVERYWHERE HUH

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @qwertyey
      @qwertyey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Replying for algorithmic boost.

    • @inanchh
      @inanchh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@qwertyey Tell me how did you put a gif on your pfp, now.

  • @fortwas
    @fortwas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    3:12 - 3:17 is my favorite part of this whole thing.

    • @wolframyt4494
      @wolframyt4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      3:13 AA-

    • @DV_L_N
      @DV_L_N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      EVERY TRY YOU GOTTA GAY

    • @byronch.
      @byronch. ปีที่แล้ว

      "coochie go"

    • @Lunni-toonies
      @Lunni-toonies 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      every call you try to gay, _AAÆA_

  • @reaganp.1654
    @reaganp.1654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “You’re the cuz only per in the World son under who’d only per in son stand the under of the ing of mean”

    • @cat.wingzz
      @cat.wingzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, yeah

  • @CaptainBarnabas
    @CaptainBarnabas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    this man is speaking enchantment table

    • @Alexandra-ip2by
      @Alexandra-ip2by 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But,,, enchantment table is just an alphabet?? Not a spoken language??? Spoken enchantment table is just english??

    • @mygrandmasfavoriteflower
      @mygrandmasfavoriteflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Alexandra-ip2by i can't tell if i'm being wooshed

  • @PokeAndDestroy
    @PokeAndDestroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I’m gonna make it my life work to write lyrics for this

    • @Sainka_Squid
      @Sainka_Squid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please do it xD

    • @minixthemonster2942
      @minixthemonster2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How’s it going?

    • @PokeAndDestroy
      @PokeAndDestroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@minixthemonster2942 i forgot about this, maybe i will write lyrics someday

    • @beachd34th
      @beachd34th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i just spent two hours writing lyrics for two trucks but the second and fourth beat are swapped, i'm planning to do this next

    • @elaxiber2328
      @elaxiber2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@beachd34th I SAW YOUR COMMENT ON THAT, YOURE A LEGEND

  • @sneakyninjafroggy6466
    @sneakyninjafroggy6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I believe that all we need to do to summon the lemon demon is play this song on a lemon

    • @justaqueergamer
      @justaqueergamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THIS GOT A GENUINE LAUGH OUT OF ME

    • @s0urkandies67
      @s0urkandies67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ferb I know what we're doing today

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they can use bananas as a synth, this should be possible.

  • @Chilgt
    @Chilgt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    3:11 when mom asks where all the garlic bread went

  • @shpostmile1510
    @shpostmile1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Absolute nightmare. I'm pretty sure that's lemon demon is supposed to be experienced

  • @MangoOverHeaven
    @MangoOverHeaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:15 "Ka-chow" -Neil Cicierega

  • @Cupid1023
    @Cupid1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Boy i sure do love
    LEMON DEMON
    SPI ( 0 I * ) RIT
    PH ___ ONE
    (0 w *)

  • @rainbowButters
    @rainbowButters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:38
    I’m not...
    *bird*
    I’m think he’s lying to us

    • @a-bird-lover
      @a-bird-lover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this explains so much

    • @spoingle
      @spoingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gasp

    • @GiaIsNotHere
      @GiaIsNotHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **vine boom**

    • @r3nch111
      @r3nch111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHh

  • @spaceteafox0w0
    @spaceteafox0w0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Here’s a challenge. Bring this to karaoke night and sing the song the right way while this plays.

  • @blaiddsumu3639
    @blaiddsumu3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is just an audio representation of what happens when i See words but don't comprehend a single one of them

  • @wimsy69
    @wimsy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The part at 1:39 feels like when I am about to fall asleep and my brain isn't able to comprehend anything anymore and it all is just a soup of letters lol

  • @Neko-lg5wj
    @Neko-lg5wj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *he a little confused but he got the spirit*

  • @TheVoidMachineSystem
    @TheVoidMachineSystem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This is great.
    I want to see Reaganomics butchered as beautifully.

  • @ClownDuck
    @ClownDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I dunno how this landed in my recommended but I'm glad it did.

  • @Antumarin
    @Antumarin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Very brave of Neil to sing the whole song while having a stroke

  • @innactive8909
    @innactive8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I finally found a song that perfectly fits my anxiety.

  • @roninconneely4802
    @roninconneely4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I like how it just sounds like a different song until the singing starts

  • @e7614
    @e7614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is what the person on the other end of the phone hears.

  • @luckycat_4
    @luckycat_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "and the tree about me," truly a revolutionary quote.

  • @sparks-heehoo
    @sparks-heehoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Everytime I find versions like this of Neil's songs, I keep trying to stay in sync with the original beats before I slowly lose all meaning in my thoughts and words as the Lemon Man™ starts chanting forgetten runes of the Unknown.
    Other than that, this is very festive to hear as I space out thanks /pos

    • @THEFILMED2008
      @THEFILMED2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lemon man

    • @Boppercat
      @Boppercat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must accept the lemon lies!

    • @tristansahm2315
      @tristansahm2315 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THEFILMED2008 you forgot the ™

    • @THEFILMED2008
      @THEFILMED2008 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tristansahm2315 I am terribly disappointed in myself.

  • @ally_voe_710
    @ally_voe_710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:48 “Let me tell you how to gay”

  • @Aidselin
    @Aidselin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The glitched cursed version you found in a abandoned house.Still sounds cool tho!
    Imagine this playing in the middle of the night,hearing it from far away,so the fact that it sounds cursed is even more creepy. :D

  • @FiSH-iSH
    @FiSH-iSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    pov: you accidentally called 911 while trying to play a song on your touch tone telephone

  • @happymadface6691
    @happymadface6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Me during my whole presentation to the class:

  • @megasparklegoomba6807
    @megasparklegoomba6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like how the piano solo has barely changed and then gibberish

  • @SamuraiDestroy
    @SamuraiDestroy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:47 "You're a mucus of germs" Glorious.

  • @Funky.S
    @Funky.S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    why does this just sound like a legit remix. why does this BOP

  • @nika_akina3152
    @nika_akina3152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    *what masterpiece have you concocted*

  • @ACryingHuman
    @ACryingHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:01: "What's a smexy mama say?"
    Hsivdkehnf

  • @chocolef
    @chocolef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can we all just appreciate how good the violin sounds even swapped

  • @raesnothome
    @raesnothome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    putting this in my music playlist so I'll forget I added it and give myself the jumpscare of a lifetime when I realise it isn't normal. ive done this before with other vers of this song lmao

  • @Quiscala
    @Quiscala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the very clear "I'M JUST LIKE YOU" at 2:57 is surprisingly chilling considering how absolutely scuffed and disjointed the rest of the song is. excellent work, i am dying inside

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dying inside?
      welcome to the club

    • @Quiscala
      @Quiscala ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WD_RatLad to clarify, that was an effect of the song, but uh, thanks for the welcome?

  • @Mddy_water
    @Mddy_water 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s 10 am, I didn’t sleep yet.. I went on a trip through all these fucked up spirit phone videos and I feel like I’m eternaly cursed and lost all my brain cells

  • @tanyaomrit1616
    @tanyaomrit1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm too sexy"
    - Neil Cicierega, 1:01

  • @bludraws094
    @bludraws094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Imagine playing this to a bunch of Lemon Demon fans and watch them wonder if they are having a stroke

  • @friendlymu2460
    @friendlymu2460 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “The gothy truth”
    -Neil Cicierega, 0:40

  • @putre.faction
    @putre.faction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    pov: neil is in in the sims

  • @lostinvivo
    @lostinvivo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i'm crying now, authentic tears

  • @spiritwarhol707
    @spiritwarhol707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i'm pretty sure this is the height of comedy

  • @znezhirtzloset
    @znezhirtzloset 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:25 “don’t touch I’m a telephone” (don’t touch he’s a touch tone telephone)

  • @m0th692
    @m0th692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    pov: you're having a conversation with neil in your dream

  • @phobos2076
    @phobos2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    what it feels like standing up with low iron

    • @pannacottafUWUgo
      @pannacottafUWUgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ranboo and lemon demon fan. you're gay aren't you

    • @phobos2076
      @phobos2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pannacottafUWUgo yes, you've caught me

    • @pannacottafUWUgo
      @pannacottafUWUgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phobos2076 well of course, we are one and the same

    • @user-mb6xo3oj4o
      @user-mb6xo3oj4o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pannacottafUWUgo aha i found fellow lemon demon ranboo gays ✨

  • @CH1MERAKN1GHT
    @CH1MERAKN1GHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:12
    "I trevery call you try to gay, AAAA-"

  • @moppy4049
    @moppy4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    0:44 The Tru Mmm...

    • @nikofox8513
      @nikofox8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Tru Mmm...

    • @repdoderpo1234
      @repdoderpo1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Tru Mmm...

    • @vaporbyte.
      @vaporbyte. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Tru Mmm...

    • @cat.wingzz
      @cat.wingzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Tru Mmm...

    • @kikivesz
      @kikivesz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Tru Mmm...

  • @rainingwhenidie
    @rainingwhenidie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ah yes, my favorite musical artist, leonm deonm, and my favorite album, spitir phnoe

    • @tf2_scout_irl
      @tf2_scout_irl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my favorite song, touch-phone teletone

    • @PoisonEevee
      @PoisonEevee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no!!!111!!1!1! Sussy banana uwu nael cergarettessa is dying on stage!!!!!!1!11°°1°1 #tiktok

    • @PoisonEevee
      @PoisonEevee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly- sussy banana is better than sussy baka

  • @dvdsynth
    @dvdsynth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this sounds like if a Walmart in Florida discovered Lemon Demon but didn’t want anyone to find out

  • @mysticmoondustt314
    @mysticmoondustt314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the neil clones arguing about who gets to be the new Alpha Neil after they finally revolted and killed the original

  • @Death-gj2dn
    @Death-gj2dn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i nearly choked on my waffleshsdfghfg
    nice
    also:
    autocaptions translated into english
    [Music] yes (0:00 - 0:42)
    [Music] commentary (0:43 - 1:00)
    and she tries to be when you (1:01 - 1:05)
    [Music] reinbek {*} (1:06 - 1:09)
    planning a may (1:10 - 1:13)
    [Music] (1:14 - 1:18)
    Dollar Euro (1:22 - 1:24)
    [Music] 17 (1:25 - 1:32)
    league-goal [music] (1:34 - 1:49)
    and are 2 (1:50 - 1:54)
    1 vs. (1:57 - 1:59)
    double that (2:04 - 2:06)
    *G* (2:09 - 2:11)
    [Music] more (2:13 - 2:56)
    6th (2:58 - 2:59)
    [Music] needles (3:01 - 3:19)
    he goes to the first (3:20 - 3:24)
    [Applause] (3:32 - 3:34)
    [Music] [applause] (3:37 - 3:51)
    [Music] [applause] (3:57 - 4:05)
    [Music] (4:15 - 4:40)
    {*note: google translate implied that this could be short for "reinbekommen", meaning "get in". i'll interpret that as "starting to say it and being cut off. an alternative, after some coercion, was "it's raining"}

  • @idbeapunk
    @idbeapunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I had a fucking stroke when the words came in. Went from "oh, this isn't so bad" to my brain making the sound that those printers make, you know the ones, the 90s screech

  • @coolarteriesman
    @coolarteriesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i can feel my arteries closing

  • @mapleworms
    @mapleworms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    at 1:38 it *almost* sounds like it could be english

  • @deathstardoesstuff
    @deathstardoesstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Can someone make an instrumental version of this? Cause this beat lowkey kinda slaps

  • @aliienoiid
    @aliienoiid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Still slaps 😳

  • @artsysundae
    @artsysundae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:44 wait this is honestly is a bop

  • @floppademon1506
    @floppademon1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:12
    What anxiety sounds like

  • @transrightsrodneymckay
    @transrightsrodneymckay ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Don't touch on my touch-tone telefountain"

  • @BabbyGGGgG
    @BabbyGGGgG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:09 best part

  • @nile6076
    @nile6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "If we tell you how to gay" - Ni iirgel Cceea

  • @83ussr78
    @83ussr78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    subtitles: German

  • @ThefinePhilistine
    @ThefinePhilistine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This just sounds like a Sims cover.

  • @raesnothome
    @raesnothome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ive listened to this song enough for my mind to be desperately trying to fill in the blanks on the lyrics here. I'm hearing it properly but like with this sprinkled in and its hurting my head

  • @ranbooenjoyer1434
    @ranbooenjoyer1434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:44 "the truth- hmm- truth? the trivia about truth of your you becuase *friends* "

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he said ‘cat big spa Nazi space’ I felt that 😔

  • @Wesyan1999
    @Wesyan1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm an expert in my field
    Geology, yes it's all true

  • @pippiwhite9447
    @pippiwhite9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    pov: you are watching neil have a genuine mental breakdown

  • @artsysundae
    @artsysundae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:58 COME BACK. COME.
    BACK.

  • @liliwux
    @liliwux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Touch tone telephone but the telephone is broken

  • @Kerosene682
    @Kerosene682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:42
    ngl I always find it kinda creepy how he's like saying random crap but then he clearly says "drop them"
    "who was- one, the right a- long, alla-, laugh- to be better, f-dah-ong, drop them."

  • @phobos2076
    @phobos2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: reads quickly and fluently aloud
    What my brain is processing: