..according to your bank account history u had sevveral sessions with ur theraphist regarding anxiety issues, it is therefor highly unlikely ur still being scared by the wourld...
The Caller forgot about all of the satellites orbiting the earth, looking down on us, watching us. He doesn't need an island unless it has a good sized cave. 😊
This is why I stay away from google as much as possible. I am sure they still have my information but anyone telling me how to live my life I won't stand for.
Blackrock and vanguard own everything. Look up largest stockholder of google. Oh and Blackrock owns vanguard just so you know, and Merril lynch owns 45% of Blackrock which is fully owned by Bank of America which is owned by…..Warren Buffet. So you know all of these entities share data. We are already there, this is totally doable, but people won’t accept it, yet….
C.S. Lewis warned us about being tortured for our own good by people who just knew what was best for us. Assigning responsibility for that level of "help" to an AI takes it to level since there is no way to negotiate with an algorithm.
The other day, my new phone, of less than two weeks, announced thar it wad trash night for me! I wasn't wrong but I also didn't set any reminders or talk about garbage day.
"According to your grocery receipts you buy more toilet paper than the average person. That means you use too much toilet paper. Please stop." -- Google
@@hedonismunderstands2469 Actually I said she is a ''Doll'', which connotes cuteness or pretty. But I think it makes her hot also, because she isn't even trying.
Remember the tv show Person Of Interest? The "machine" ? Yep, that s**t is for real. The film, tv industry has been hinting and showing us this reality for yyeeaarrss!
That's what mobile phones are for... Tracking you and everything you do or buy... Why so many camera lenses and microphones on a mobile phone. It's an evasion of privacy... A crime.
There are maybe half a dozen islands on the planet that Google cannot see, or at least, they won't let us see them, and I know a couple of them, are very unhealthy for most humans on the planet. One being "Snake Island" off the coast of Brazil in the Atlantic Ocean, not safe for any human, and one other is Sentinel Island, and it is very inhospitable to anyone who doesn't live on the island.
And people accuse me of being paranoid cause I won't have a Alexa's in my house, or activate Google voice activation on my computer, or own a "smart phone". It's not true, I just like my privacy, there are plenty of other places they can gather information from, I ain't giving it away. I make them work for it
I swear to God I was looking up information on this hawk tuah girl because I was interested in what are the buzz was about shortly after I looked her up my Instagram feed showed the meme with a fan made Yu-Gi-Oh card what scared the ever-loving shit out of me was the fact that I was literally watching Yu-Gi-Oh the movie WHEN I FOUND IT IN MY FEED 😂😂😂😂 the cap seem a little excessive but you got to understand I keep my nose clean for a freaking reason 😂 I know for a fact if I were to try to do anything I would be caught in a matter of minutes just because the digital footprint is literally everywhere 😂 it was a funny joke and it's real life that's why I'm laughing while trying to get as far away from society as I can 😂
@@mikeandjoelle. I honestly thought it was just freaky coincidence at first and then I was laughing about it but that hawk tuah girl thing just got me thinking I'm glad I watched a lot of codename kids next door as a kid 😂
I went to a furniture store to look at couches. I didn't buy one. I had not told anyone I wanted one, so no one on earth knew I wanted one. And I didn't talk to anyone at the the store either. When I got back home, every other ad on all my platforms was about couches. That was a month ago. I still haven't bought a couch and I'm still getting tons of couch ads.
Google; Alexa can I have there's dance🤔? Alexa; I don't dance, don't know how and when I don't have legs. Google; That's ok, I'll take you by your cord and twirl you overhead 🎉😮😂. Alexa; Fine...
unfortunately that is too accurate these days. i hope you privacy laws are better in New Zealand than they are in the US. i would not be surprised if google has access to my medical records.
I have to know. Where in NZ is this? I lived there for 3 years and never saw any suburb as scenic as this, it looks as nice as the Swiss Alps, although it may not have existed 35 years ago when I was there.
They are right I don't like secrets I might find out who tried to poison me while still battling with stomach pain and maybe know what to do but they will wait because they won't benefit
Can't argue with that joke. Funny but also true at the same time.
Scary, but true, and they don't even try to hide it.
WoW!!! It is that bad any more. They are even counting your toilet flushes too.
Google reports that you flush before you finish, then flush again. Your use of water is too high.
Yes, and you also exceeded your daily $#!+ limit!!😂😢🎉😅😅
I cannot even begin to tell you how hard I laughed, tears for running down my face... You two are😊 absolutely killing it every time you post a video.
😂😀😀😀😀 thank you
Digital ID linked to a Social Credit Score in a nutshell... Unapproved humour will be banned!
George Orwell was right!!! So right...😢
That is what is so scary about our world today.
..according to your bank account history u had sevveral sessions with ur theraphist regarding anxiety issues, it is therefor highly unlikely ur still being scared by the wourld...
The Caller forgot about all of the satellites orbiting the earth, looking down on us, watching us. He doesn't need an island unless it has a good sized cave. 😊
Judas Priest, electric eye.
Doctor evil, is this you 😂😂
We laugh now, but you know Big Brother is always watching!
And always so full of bs ! That is our stupid government!
Yep, it's that personal. The establishment knows it All 😂❤
She’s a sweetheart
So freaking true. Big Brother watching. 🥰
And Controlling....
I’m old enough to remember when the term, “big brother is watching,” was only an idle threat! 😬
Haha I remember the TV shows
We're not that far away from that. 😮 😢
We’re already there and beyond. True!
Scary but true, they see and hear everything we do. Next, they'll tell us we use too much toilet paper 😂😂😂
"Excuse me...can you spare a square"?
" Seinfeld"
@@PlatinumPlusNetwork
Literally what they did in Venezuela
I watch these great videos seeing how great and clean their home stays. It makes me feel lazy when I look at my place.
If that was supposed to be a joke it wasn't funny because it's to close to the truth.
you can already see the beginnings of that with the advertisements that seem to know you too well.
Sad but true. This is where we’re headed. 😢
It's a spoof now but it could easily become reality in the near future the way things are going!
This is the first time I didn't laugh at your content. That's not comedy, that's just harsh reality....
Me to this is to close to reality to be funny to be honest it made me feel a bit sick
Google stores and sells everything you have ever used Google and its apps for. Especially to governments.
This is why I stay away from google as much as possible. I am sure they still have my information but anyone telling me how to live my life I won't stand for.
Reminder: Google owns TH-cam, too.
Blackrock and vanguard own everything. Look up largest stockholder of google. Oh and Blackrock owns vanguard just so you know, and Merril lynch owns 45% of Blackrock which is fully owned by Bank of America which is owned by…..Warren Buffet. So you know all of these entities share data. We are already there, this is totally doable, but people won’t accept it, yet….
This is absolutely hilarious
OMG it's so scary to know every detail of my life! 😂😂😂
I didn't word that correctly, but you all know what I'm saying.
Nah, you said it right the first time, but then again, I do resemble that remark! (Like most of us, I'm sure....)
Wow! That's pretty wild!
Don't forget heat tracking equipment that can see you walking,pinpoint you,and nuke you!😮
😬😬😬
This is way too scary and true.😢
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS TRACKED. SO MUCH FOR HIPA !!
C.S. Lewis warned us about being tortured for our own good by people who just knew what was best for us. Assigning responsibility for that level of "help" to an AI takes it to level since there is no way to negotiate with an algorithm.
Thank you for sharing your life and laughs
You are so welcome. Thanks for watching 😀
TH-cam knows I like watching Joelle listening to jokes. 😊
😀😀😀
They are watching us watching you. 😆😂🤣
They can see me ! They are over there ! I'm over here !
😂😂😂
The other day, my new phone, of less than two weeks, announced thar it wad trash night for me! I wasn't wrong but I also didn't set any reminders or talk about garbage day.
Ya that's about it! He's nailed it!😮😢😅😊🎉❤❤❤❤
The original pizza sounds great.
HER VANITY IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL !!!!!
Google and Amazon
Sounds about right
Joelle has such a bright smile. I’d love to see her reactions to pies in the face. Giving or receiving. 😊
Just got a notification that I'm down to one roll of toilet paper!😳
Haha some things maybe handy? 😀
"According to your grocery receipts you buy more toilet paper than the average person. That means you use too much toilet paper. Please stop." -- Google
I mean if that's how they roll Facebook should have been too
We are already there. I messed them up years ago. None of them have my info correct.
You are Soooo funny brighten my day ❤
Oh, God, it is so far beyond scary! Believe me, I've thought about that island myself more times than I can count!😶🌫️
Joelle is a living doll!
hardly...
I drive trucks.
@@hedonismunderstands2469 Oh sorry... you prefer the ''boys''?
@@1719456 no, just that she's not particularly hot...
@@hedonismunderstands2469 Actually I said she is a ''Doll'', which connotes cuteness or pretty. But I think it makes her hot also, because she isn't even trying.
Very true, Mike you have shattered millions of people around the globe by making this video
Argh I was hoping to just have a laugh but I guess there is definitely a more serious side to the joke 😳😀
Remember the tv show Person Of Interest? The "machine" ? Yep, that s**t is for real. The film, tv industry has been hinting and showing us this reality for yyeeaarrss!
That was fantastic ! So true.
That's what all these AI devices are all about
SPYING
This is what we are coming to, and in some, have already arrived.
That's what mobile phones are for...
Tracking you and everything you do or buy...
Why so many camera lenses and microphones on a mobile phone.
It's an evasion of privacy...
A crime.
Yes, yes it is!🤔🍂🍁🍂
Which means they watched Gabi getting to be a missing person they just wanted to watch
Maybe it should be changed to "U Too"are being watched.🥺
This is better than the Microsoft lawyers clips
Google a.k.a. Big Brother!
The truth is getting out there. What are YOU going to do about people?
Well, missed it being a joke...
Terrific view from your porch!
Google has seen that porch many times.
@@theeclectic2919 Just envious. LOL Florida is such a flat place. We used to go camping to get scenic views of hills.
Very Sad But True! 1984 and Brave New World and all the othe Science Fiction books Rolled into One.
There are maybe half a dozen islands on the planet that Google cannot see, or at least, they won't let us see them, and I know a couple of them, are very unhealthy for most humans on the planet. One being "Snake Island" off the coast of Brazil in the Atlantic Ocean, not safe for any human, and one other is Sentinel Island, and it is very inhospitable to anyone who doesn't live on the island.
So nowhere to hide then?
Google knows everything about everyone... moral of the story...
😂 that's scary but almost true 😢
DAMNNNNN INTERNET CONNECTION
👍🤦♂️ so true
Oooh that’s funny
And people accuse me of being paranoid cause I won't have a Alexa's in my house, or activate Google voice activation on my computer, or own a "smart phone". It's not true, I just like my privacy, there are plenty of other places they can gather information from, I ain't giving it away. I make them work for it
I swear to God I was looking up information on this hawk tuah girl because I was interested in what are the buzz was about shortly after I looked her up my Instagram feed showed the meme with a fan made Yu-Gi-Oh card what scared the ever-loving shit out of me was the fact that I was literally watching Yu-Gi-Oh the movie WHEN I FOUND IT IN MY FEED 😂😂😂😂 the cap seem a little excessive but you got to understand I keep my nose clean for a freaking reason 😂 I know for a fact if I were to try to do anything I would be caught in a matter of minutes just because the digital footprint is literally everywhere 😂 it was a funny joke and it's real life that's why I'm laughing while trying to get as far away from society as I can 😂
It’s crazy. I swear I can be talking about something like fishing and the open my phone and there’s an ad for fishing rods
@@mikeandjoelle. I honestly thought it was just freaky coincidence at first and then I was laughing about it but that hawk tuah girl thing just got me thinking I'm glad I watched a lot of codename kids next door as a kid 😂
In 1982,the song came out" The eye in the sky,is watching you!
And tge rye of the tiger,if it's git any reference to sattelites?
Exactly, Google is what runs your life like it or not.
I went to a furniture store to look at couches. I didn't buy one. I had not told anyone I wanted one, so no one on earth knew I wanted one. And I didn't talk to anyone at the the store either. When I got back home, every other ad on all my platforms was about couches. That was a month ago. I still haven't bought a couch and I'm still getting tons of couch ads.
Yeah it’s about weird how often that sort of thing happens
And that's not half of it!
Ya that is creepy and really how it is now
Google;
Alexa can I have there's dance🤔?
Alexa;
I don't dance, don't know how and when I don't have legs.
Google;
That's ok, I'll take you by your cord and twirl you overhead 🎉😮😂.
Alexa;
Fine...
Google: Don't worry sir, when you arrive there we'll make sure that you are okay via our satellite camera network.
When he said he’d live on an island without internet I for some reason immediately thought of North Sentinel Island. 😱☠️
That’s what you get from using the internet . 😊
Total control of you an me ❤
Big Brother is watching - probably along with 815K other subscribers.
😂😂😂 we don’t mind the 815k subscribers!!!
@@mikeandjoelle. "we don't mind the 815k subscribers!!!" It's mind over matter, I don't mind and you dont matter 🙂 kidding, kidding, British humour..
Google now Phones The Police because that was unacceptable joke
From Mike and Joelle an I subcribe the
Channel!❤😱😭💔
OMG so true
Joelle you are the best.. 👍 👍 🌹🌹🌹🌹🥂🥂
This will happen one day
closer to the truth than you realise.
In a few years that will be reality.
unfortunately that is too accurate these days. i hope you privacy laws are better in New Zealand than they are in the US. i would not be surprised if google has access to my medical records.
Google hasn't seen my stack of silver.
It's coming ready or not 🤬 💀 😠 ☠
I have to know. Where in NZ is this? I lived there for 3 years and never saw any suburb as scenic as this, it looks as nice as the Swiss Alps, although it may not have existed 35 years ago when I was there.
And of course, Google knows who watched this video, too.
I was actually kind of worried about posting it. Google owning TH-cam and all.
This was not a joke, but more an insight into the future of mankind.
That future need not be long term...
That time is just around the corner where you can't do anything financially because they'll be in charge of your bank account...
So true
This is not a joke.
This real life get used to it.
It’s enjoyable, watching you you look like you’re a very fun person delightful lady
Comprehensive to say the least.
Welcome to America.
Welcome to America and all the other "free" countries.
They are right I don't like secrets I might find out who tried to poison me while still battling with stomach pain and maybe know what to do but they will wait because they won't benefit