Don't even have to listen to the audio, just watching Joelle's facial expressions is priceless. You guys are GREAT. watching from Lebanon, Oregon, USA.
Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt actually married the Happens Brothers. It was announced in the papers as the Schitt-Happens Wedding...I had that as an actual cartoon back when WIndoze 98 was Young! Love the one about the Tax Auditor...!
1:24 That' s hilarious. Maybe not for him. 6:25 That's one of the best ones I've ever heard. Thanks you guys for all the videos. I've got ya'll marked on my favorites bar & making good progress. Love them a bunch. Have a great day
I love them all .but best one of the pirates it was ossim.you both are excellent. Tell wife to take rest she all ways cleaning . You both must live England. You wife voice sounds like your both from England I really enjoy theos videos I from canada east coast you to are ossim in joy rest of summer A1😂
The "clean house" comment hurt a little...lol That was rotten. She's such a good Mom and partner I have cousins just like her. And just like Mike too. We have endless fun wherever we go. Getting us together is rare. But it's always the best times.
Just in case anyone might remember which video it was, it was pretty recent and I believe the end of it had lyrics from a really funny happy F'ing birthday song, I think. I can't locate the video, it was funny as heck and a bunch of us share these guys videos with friends and family.
All us single men need a girlfriend or wife like jollie she ossim and she seem be very out going i love all stories jokes from mike you ossim .i love your jokes i no lot people watch this i not sure wear you hear your jokes .well my you have A1 wife see she take jokes lot women can't .great job and there another husband and wife but it pranks there really good i know you and you wife would watch watched it on you tube whealth by simon i dont know how wife doesn't string up but there pranks .there from Australia but she get him back to.we need you people. On tv to make people laugh. Laughter great medicine love you guys great job of laughter
That 1st joke was spot on. My first wife had a big pair,but was a complete psycho. My present wife who I’ve been married to for 25 yrs. Is the opposite, but we have so much fun together.
A few things I now know about Mike and Joelle: 1. Joelle does all the work around the house. Mike's job is to keep her happy. 2. The reason why Joelle reacts to all the sound clips that Mike plays is because she doesn't use Facebook or TH-cam. In fact, she doesn't use the internet. She's hearing everything for the first time. 3. Mike and Joelle have at least two houses. 4. Joelle is a strong woman. She can lift anything. 5. Mike is a lucky man. (",)
😂😂😂 mostly true. #2 isn’t quite right she has a big following on social media however it’s all about health and wellness so she never hears the stuff I play to her beforehand. #3 we only live in the house with the black kitchen. All of the other kitchens / houses we film at are families houses. 1, 4 and 5 are spot on though. 😀😀
With reference to the second joke about eating out: Dead Man Walking! Let us know how that new flavor Alpo is that she's going to be feeding you and how are the cold showers and sleeping on the couch working out for you?
You guys re alright. About time you had the gumption to compile a few minutes. I won't watch your 1 minute deals. We have people blathering on with over 1 hour podcasts and comedians doing momentrary sound bites. Fiod a balance. 8-13 minutes is the sweet spot. Wish you luck where you are... Be it NZ or AUS)
Little Johnny and his dad were going for a walk in the park, when they came upon two stray dogs having $ex. Little Johnny asked, "Daddy, what are they doing?" Little Johnny's dad said, "Son, they are making puppies!" Little Johnny said, "Oh, okay." Later that night, Little Johnny accidentally caught his mommy and daddy having $ex in their bedroom. Little Johnny asked, "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?" Little Johnny's dad said, "Uhhhhh, son, we're making you a baby brother!" Little Johnny said, "Oh, okay! Well, can you turn mommy over? I'd rather have a puppy!"
In astronomy it is called a 'collapsar'. In this it's called "You Don't Know Jack Shit". Thanks!!!. (I nearly died laughing.) In Canada, with Letterkenny.... we have something close. The Dycks. th-cam.com/video/7TcuPpgmoNo/w-d-xo.htmlsi=KZHsCIVcf0Vc8wgb Jonathan Torrnens as NOah Dyck and Sarah Wayne Callies as Anita. (She as ...Lori Grimes in "The Walking Dead") Check the other clips and watch the series. KILLER funny.
Thank you for the laughs you bring to so many people's lives. You are appreciated.
Ah you two...thanks for the laughs, it's therapeutic!
Our pleasure!
I just love you both,your sense of humor, and the obvious love you both share.
You two are a hoot, brightened up my morning, laughter is the best medicine.
Glad to hear it! 😀
I had to save this one 🤣🤣. Reminds me of “Who’s on first”.
I sure do enjoy you two.
Always make me laugh.
Don't even have to listen to the audio, just watching Joelle's facial expressions is priceless. You guys are GREAT. watching from Lebanon, Oregon, USA.
😊 thank you
These are my favorites, too. The best "Me before the surgery."
😂😂😂
@@mikeandjoelle.5:01 pm.
😊 .
The More I listen to these jokes, the more I love these two people...great video`s...keep em coming please...🥰..😀
Thank you! Will do!
Ah what a tonic! I guess Joelle has to file with the irs going by the way she really appreciated the inspector joke. 😂😊
😂 Microphone and two speakers was my favorite because it's a little girl telling her dad! 😂
Last 1 is PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I think the last joke refers to the river in Paris where swimmers shall compete but won't😂😂😂
I do love the fact that cowgirls have reverse 😅
As a woman Thank you. 😉💚🧜♀️
Of course! Five forward speeds and revers... Oh wait, that's my truck.
That laugh after that IRS joke is priceless…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahah it so good 😂😂 That went really viral on all platforms 😀
@@mikeandjoelle. as it should have…
Love y’all… #marriagegoals 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
OMG, the foreskin one, I was literally laughing out loud, thanks for the laugh! 🤣
😂😂😂that one is awesome
Mike play nice 😂 That 2nd one naughty naughty boy 😝🕺 Love the house guys 👍😊
Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt actually married the Happens Brothers. It was announced in the papers as the Schitt-Happens Wedding...I had that as an actual cartoon back when WIndoze 98 was Young! Love the one about the Tax Auditor...!
1:24 That' s hilarious. Maybe not for him. 6:25 That's one of the best ones I've ever heard. Thanks you guys for all the videos. I've got ya'll marked on my favorites bar & making good progress. Love them a bunch. Have a great day
You guys are the best so enjoy your videos.
Told my daughter I pray to meet a girl like Joelle to laugh with me everyday!
Whoever came up with Jack shits genealogy is a genius.
Joke about eat at moms: invitation to sleep on the couch for a while! Loved the Shit joke and Joelle’s reaction.
Good sh|t 😀😀
Jack Sh*t... killed me....😮😮😮😮😮
The second one has to be my favourite, I wouldn't have the heart to tell them either 😂
😂😂
Hilarious. Love it. 😂
OMG....I love love the hospital one...I can relate
That last one about Jack, thas some funny schitt
😂
Of all of these jokes the last one was the funniest 🤣
Always good for a belly laugh! Thanks!❤
That Little Johnny is awesome, he kind of reminds me of a dirty version of Calvin and Hobbs 👍
These are some my favorites too 😂🤣😭👍👍
Jollie loves mike and his jokes!!!
Mike you are the luckiest man ,jollie your looking stunning as always ❤❤❤❤❤
IRL the all the open rolls of medical supplies get tossed .next patient gets a new roll 😂funny joke tho
I’ve got tears. Lots.
Who doesn't love a little magic. 😂😂😂
I love the last one " No 💩" .
Love watching! 😂😂❤
Beautiful Wife🌹
Kick Ass Jokes😂😂😂
I like Mike's list.
Can't always shsre with my more straight-laced acquaintances, but love this channel! 😂🎉A
Always enjoy watching you guys
Thank you!!!
Look out! He's got the camera again!!!
Absolutely fantastic!👍😀❤️😆
Thank you!!
Ah, free therapy. Thanks!
soooo cool love watching you guys!! Thank you : )))
I just love your channel
Thank you 😀😀😀
OMG ! I peed myself by the time it was done . thnks so much .
Your wife has such natural beauty, but her personality is what really makes her special! Good on you mate!
the "going to mums" got me
😂😂😂role model
I love them all .but best one of the pirates it was ossim.you both are excellent. Tell wife to take rest she all ways cleaning . You both must live England. You wife voice sounds like your both from England I really enjoy theos videos I from canada east coast you to are ossim in joy rest of summer A1😂
We are from New Zealand 🇳🇿 😀. Thanks for watching 😀
New Zealand , I think.
Great collection 👍👍
A great way to start my day ❤😂
Aw shit that was good!
Jesus Christ Mike. You went at it and pissed her off.
Dude she cheats on you obviously 😂
If only😢😢
Jack Sh1t my fave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No sh1t that’s awesome 🤣
I love all these jokes, but I wouldn't tell Jojo the one about having mom cook in a clean house. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I know how to push her buttons
The "clean house" comment hurt a little...lol
That was rotten. She's such a good Mom and partner I have cousins just like her. And just like Mike too. We have endless fun wherever we go. Getting us together is rare. But it's always the best times.
😂😂💯. I know just how to push her buttons but I probably wouldn’t have gone there if there was any truth. (Or maybe I would 😂)
The one about Joelle's cooking was personal 😂
I know how to push her buttons 😂
Great👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🌺
Brilliant ❤
been a while since you've live streamed! i do love those 🙂
We will jump on a live this week 😀
I love the Jack shit family 😂😂👍 Well thought out 🤔 Cheers from Bundaberg Australia 🇦🇺🕺🥤
Bawahhhhahahahahahahaha…😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite is the jack shit one
Hey Joelle... Do you have a sister? You have such a magnificent sense of humor.
Just in case anyone might remember which video it was, it was pretty recent and I believe the end of it had lyrics from a really funny happy F'ing birthday song, I think. I can't locate the video, it was funny as heck and a bunch of us share these guys videos with friends and family.
hysterical
👍😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA ❤HAHAHAHA ! ! !
All us single men need a girlfriend or wife like jollie she ossim and she seem be very out going i love all stories jokes from mike you ossim .i love your jokes i no lot people watch this i not sure wear you hear your jokes .well my you have A1 wife see she take jokes lot women can't .great job and there another husband and wife but it pranks there really good i know you and you wife would watch watched it on you tube whealth by simon i dont know how wife doesn't string up but there pranks .there from Australia but she get him back to.we need you people. On tv to make people laugh. Laughter great medicine love you guys great job of laughter
That 1st joke was spot on. My first wife had a big pair,but was a complete psycho. My present wife who I’ve been married to for 25 yrs. Is the opposite, but we have so much fun together.
A few things I now know about Mike and Joelle:
1. Joelle does all the work around the house. Mike's job is to keep her happy.
2. The reason why Joelle reacts to all the sound clips that Mike plays is because she doesn't use Facebook or TH-cam. In fact, she doesn't use the internet. She's hearing everything for the first time.
3. Mike and Joelle have at least two houses.
4. Joelle is a strong woman. She can lift anything.
5. Mike is a lucky man.
(",)
😂😂😂 mostly true. #2 isn’t quite right she has a big following on social media however it’s all about health and wellness so she never hears the stuff I play to her beforehand.
#3 we only live in the house with the black kitchen. All of the other kitchens / houses we film at are families houses. 1, 4 and 5 are spot on though. 😀😀
With reference to the second joke about eating out: Dead Man Walking! Let us know how that new flavor Alpo is that she's going to be feeding you and how are the cold showers and sleeping on the couch working out for you?
❤ this 💚🧜♀️
I would have called out my Dad about telling me about their sex. Ahahahaha
I give it a 5.
Yeah, but I give her a 10.
❤❤❤❤😂😂
My baby 😍
Love babe Pink play 👅🦋💪🏼
The first joke funny and the atheist joke funny
That was too funny about the foreskin
😂😂
You guys re alright. About time you had the gumption to compile a few minutes. I won't watch your 1 minute deals. We have people blathering on with over 1 hour podcasts and comedians doing momentrary sound bites. Fiod a balance. 8-13 minutes is the sweet spot. Wish you luck where you are... Be it NZ or AUS)
😀😀 we are going to try a few longer videos soon. Will be interesting to see how they go. Thanks for taking the time to share your thoughts.
It is impossible to f..k all women, but every man should strive for this goal. African wisdom Timbuktu
Reverse cowgirl was a product of rodeo trick riding and the thrills they got performing the act. Facial expressions weren’t needed
Mikey LOVES to live dangerously. One day, we're going to hear "Police were called to a property..."
Also, how many fricking kitchens do you guys have?
Just one. The black one. The others are at my parents house 😀
@@mikeandjoelle. Oh, well, it *is* clean...
Did you hear the joke I sent you several months ago… about the elderly retired couple on holiday??
Can you please send it again? mikeleggnz@gmail.com
Joelle hello
Little Johnny and his dad were going for a walk in the park, when they came upon two stray dogs having $ex.
Little Johnny asked, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
Little Johnny's dad said, "Son, they are making puppies!"
Little Johnny said, "Oh, okay."
Later that night, Little Johnny accidentally caught his mommy and daddy having $ex in their bedroom.
Little Johnny asked, "Daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
Little Johnny's dad said, "Uhhhhh, son, we're making you a baby brother!"
Little Johnny said, "Oh, okay! Well, can you turn mommy over? I'd rather have a puppy!"
Hello beautiful joelle
Why is she always doing housework during these videos?
No shit!
In
Don’t quit your day job.
Shit I already have 😬
How are these videos any useful or interesting for the general public?
They make people with a sense of humor laugh ❤️
If that has to be explained, you should stop doing downers!
Loved the 2nd one @mikeandjoelle #TipsHelp
So where did no 💩 Sherlock come from?
Ah well the marriage was good while it lasted but going to mom's for a clean seat at thr table was too much!
In astronomy it is called a 'collapsar'. In this it's called "You Don't Know Jack Shit". Thanks!!!. (I nearly died laughing.) In Canada, with Letterkenny.... we have something close. The Dycks. th-cam.com/video/7TcuPpgmoNo/w-d-xo.htmlsi=KZHsCIVcf0Vc8wgb
Jonathan Torrnens as NOah Dyck and Sarah Wayne Callies as Anita. (She as ...Lori Grimes in "The Walking Dead") Check the other clips and watch the series. KILLER funny.