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This story is real. I worked at a preschool as an assistant chef and the sub for my boss was often this sexist karen. I also experienced sexisim being the only man in a female workplace. Its disgusting and ashame that media likes to portray "men bad and never suffer from anything."
Yeah true, why do some feminists feel like it’s okay to treat men bad because they made up the term patriarchy, which is flawed by the simple fact that men on average are stronger than women, meaning most jobs with hard work will have men, all their logic is flawed
What is so unbelievable about a teacher going batshit over something dumb and the kids troll them with mid tier jokes and comebacks? Were y'all homeschooled?
No. This didn't happen at all even one time in my decade long education be it primary school, high school, or uni. Our school is perfectly normal and reasonable. You Western people have such colorful personalities
I once accidentally made a fat lady teacher cry by criticizing the paleo diet. Like bro not all cavemen were skinny and the ones that were weren't skinny because they only ate meat, they were skinny because they chased that meat 30 miles through a jungle and beat it to death with a rock then dragged it all the way back to their cave. I've seen about five teachers cry, dozens of freakouts, a few full blown meltdowns and a couple teachers get fired. It's not unbelievable at all, a sub freaking out is almost a guarantee and the regular teacher coming back and chewing out the class is a 100% guarantee even if we all behaved.
what is so unbelievable about a 4CHAN user making up a random but slightly believable story that he knows most 4chaners will think is funny? do you believe every little thing you hear?
funny that those 2 brainwash means different things in that sentece. ah words change the context a little bit and the word has a whole different meaning sad that as time pass by less and less people are able to understand contexts and interpreting even the simple of texts
That first one its a commanality at this point. So tragic at how a person can just become a blubbering pile of hatred like that. Truely unfortunate but seems to be fairly common now.
yeah sure the *principle* running into a classroom because a teacher was screaming about how all men were pigs is something that is a commonality. wake the fuck up because people saying to you that it is are lying to get you to trust them
This is almost definitely fake but when I was in highschool there was a day that the principal walked into one of my classes because he heard the teacher yelling at us to sit down and turn to page 180somthing so loud that he heard him from the parking lot outside and he wanted to know why we were being so bad that he was having to yell like that to get us to do something so simple. I was the new kid just trying to be as invisible as possible.
@@bdkj3e Thats usually because said teacher is a known and valuable asset to the school, this story might be plausible because its a sub. Also, its not uncommon for Principles to do patrols in the hallways just to make sure everything is going smoothly. Not saying this story is true, but wouldn't be surprised if it was.
My sister was bathing herself at three... with my mom, smoking a cigarette, sitting on the floor right outside the door for the first couple of weeks. Mom could be annoying, but she was a hawk.
Fake AF but funny. As for the intermission absolutely relatable. I have no tolerance for loud intros anymore as clearly I'm to old for the target demographic at a positively decrepit 23.
Idk man, I definitely had a substitute teacher in my final year of highschool who told a girl in my class that she looks like she has Chlamydia lmfao. She wasn't around for long after that one.
What exactly is so unbelievable about a teacher going batshit over something dumb and the teenagers troll her with mid tier bait? Did you just skip all of highschool?
This thing of teacher putting all boys in the back of the class and giving privileges to the girls literally happened to my class like 8 years ago when I was in 6th grade. She said that only girls were allowed to speak at her class. She was a substitute teacher for like 3 different days, on the 2nd day there was chaos because we all talked about it with the principal, third day she was weird (this was a span of 3 weeks, we had one class on this subject per week) and next week we were without a teacher again, then the og teacher came back some time later. I don't remember how much time we spent without a teacher tho, kinda blurry
What is unbelievable about it? teacher goes batshit over something dumb(Happens all the time) and then then teenagers try to goad her with mid tier bait? Did you just not go to school or something?
@@BasedStruggler It doesn't stick. The situation is unrealistic, it's too convenient. Too many unlikely events happen at once, and the events are also conveniently entertaining rather than just rare, as if, hear me out, someone was just making content. - "Oh, this is gonna be fun." - Principal standing outside the door - Comebacks made to look like they were "made on the spot" but actually sound like shower post-arguments - Extreme stereotypes - Written like something most of us would like to see/do - A person like that going through education and getting employed anywhere in the first place - And then everyone clapped
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"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?!"
"Yes, but that is irrelevant."
Alarak ahh response
That feminist story would have been fake 10 years ago. But right now, it is very, very plausible.
It’s not, your views have just changed. Nobody actually acts like a femenazi irl
Agreed. Shit has gotten way out of hand. It's hard to tell the fake stories from the real ones because of the levels of absurdity.
I had a bad feminist teacher like this 15 years ago when I was forced to take a sociology class in high school.
Nah. Femnazis have been around awhile and it's an established subversion m.o. to take positions in education.
Flip that. Though I wouldn't believe either.
and he never took another bath for as long as he lived
His name? Asmond Goldstein.
and water you gonna do 'bout it?
@sans-z-z-zgo to the pit
Fake : No Amazing Ford Series II AU Falcon
Gay : No Amazing Ford Series II AU Falcon
"YOU CAN'T SPELL BEAUTY WITHOUT AU"🗣️🗣️🗣️
SPOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Since when were there Aussies here? Also I think the commodore is a cool car too
@@DMack6464 Holden Commodores are pretty nice cars
YOU CANT SPELL AUSTRALIA WITHOUT *AU* !!!
This story is real. I worked at a preschool as an assistant chef and the sub for my boss was often this sexist karen. I also experienced sexisim being the only man in a female workplace. Its disgusting and ashame that media likes to portray "men bad and never suffer from anything."
Yeah true, why do some feminists feel like it’s okay to treat men bad because they made up the term patriarchy, which is flawed by the simple fact that men on average are stronger than women, meaning most jobs with hard work will have men, all their logic is flawed
The Left is pure evil disguised as good - change my mind.
The key is not to be too friendly and draw boundaries. Friendliness in men is often seen as a weakness, even by women.
damn you must've known anon personally if you know the story is real
Racism and sexism aren’t bad things unless white men are doing them.
“mfw I almost died taking a bath” is bro from the Sims??
Bro he is 4 you dont know the type of situation toddlers somehow get themself in
What is so unbelievable about a teacher going batshit over something dumb and the kids troll them with mid tier jokes and comebacks? Were y'all homeschooled?
No. This didn't happen at all even one time in my decade long education be it primary school, high school, or uni. Our school is perfectly normal and reasonable. You Western people have such colorful personalities
I once accidentally made a fat lady teacher cry by criticizing the paleo diet. Like bro not all cavemen were skinny and the ones that were weren't skinny because they only ate meat, they were skinny because they chased that meat 30 miles through a jungle and beat it to death with a rock then dragged it all the way back to their cave. I've seen about five teachers cry, dozens of freakouts, a few full blown meltdowns and a couple teachers get fired.
It's not unbelievable at all, a sub freaking out is almost a guarantee and the regular teacher coming back and chewing out the class is a 100% guarantee even if we all behaved.
what is so unbelievable about a 4CHAN user making up a random but slightly believable story that he knows most 4chaners will think is funny? do you believe every little thing you hear?
I would say fake but the first story happened to me in almost the exact same manner. So true... but still gay.
No it didn't.
First lady was brainwashed, second guy almost *got* brainwashed.
funny that those 2 brainwash means different things in that sentece.
ah words change the context a little bit and the word has a whole different meaning
sad that as time pass by less and less people are able to understand contexts and interpreting even the simple of texts
That first one its a commanality at this point. So tragic at how a person can just become a blubbering pile of hatred like that. Truely unfortunate but seems to be fairly common now.
yeah sure the *principle* running into a classroom because a teacher was screaming about how all men were pigs is something that is a commonality. wake the fuck up because people saying to you that it is are lying to get you to trust them
It's a private problem being taken to public/professional setting and putting the people uninvolved to harm. In the past this wasn't allowed.
“DO YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY!?”
_In a cosmic sort of way, _*_yes._*
So the principal is just waiting outside the classroom.
This is almost definitely fake but when I was in highschool there was a day that the principal walked into one of my classes because he heard the teacher yelling at us to sit down and turn to page 180somthing so loud that he heard him from the parking lot outside and he wanted to know why we were being so bad that he was having to yell like that to get us to do something so simple. I was the new kid just trying to be as invisible as possible.
I imagine he’s just standing in the hallway like a Pokémon trainer until he’s summoned
@Russell-vq6ux Breaking through a wall like kool aid man😂
@@bdkj3e Thats usually because said teacher is a known and valuable asset to the school, this story might be plausible because its a sub. Also, its not uncommon for Principles to do patrols in the hallways just to make sure everything is going smoothly. Not saying this story is true, but wouldn't be surprised if it was.
Principles do walk the halls or atleast did so.
"they have to drag the whale out of the class" lmao oh my god
The first one is 100% real.
glad you were there personally to know for sure 👍
@@stighter7072 you need to be there in person to know if something is or isnt real?
@@hugopereira4212abstract thought isn't one of his fortes.
@@hugopereira4212 yes, especially when it's on 4chan lmao. I bet I could tell you anything and you'd believe it
Oh man, that smartass really saved their classmates from a lot of trauma. What a chad.
Last one is on the parents; 4-year-olds shouldn't be bathing without parental supervision
My sister was bathing herself at three... with my mom, smoking a cigarette, sitting on the floor right outside the door for the first couple of weeks. Mom could be annoying, but she was a hawk.
I NEED THE THUMBNAIL SAUCE
Satero from plus sized elf.
You're welcome.
GOAT 1st STORY
"i think he's funny" was incredible work
fake: anon spoke up in class
gay: anon said his `friend` was funny
real: anon sits in the back of the class.
and then they all clapped
Second story is totally me.
and then everyone clapped
Hey I got 2015 on the phone they're saying something about you have one of their jokes and never returned it? Would you like to leave a message?
@@BasedStruggler"And then everyone clapped" is timeless at this point, and in the case of this video, kinda fitting.
@@BasedStrugglerbro used a dead joke to make fun of someone using a dead joke
"uhmm 2015 called, would you like to leave a message 🤓"
Fake AF but funny.
As for the intermission absolutely relatable. I have no tolerance for loud intros anymore as clearly I'm to old for the target demographic at a positively decrepit 23.
Last one is real.
The first story is real I was the funny (I was sick that day)
who lets a 4 year old kid take a bath on their own?
No 4 year old should be taking a bath alone.
That TH-cam one is so real
The moment it screams at me I leave
This didn’t happen
Third one definitely did though
it's still funny regardless
Idk man, I definitely had a substitute teacher in my final year of highschool who told a girl in my class that she looks like she has Chlamydia lmfao. She wasn't around for long after that one.
No shit. Its 4chan. Its fake and gay
What exactly is so unbelievable about a teacher going batshit over something dumb and the teenagers troll her with mid tier bait? Did you just skip all of highschool?
Swear to god, some of y'all have too much of a superiority complex
“This isn’t a beach this is a bathtub”
This thing of teacher putting all boys in the back of the class and giving privileges to the girls literally happened to my class like 8 years ago when I was in 6th grade. She said that only girls were allowed to speak at her class. She was a substitute teacher for like 3 different days, on the 2nd day there was chaos because we all talked about it with the principal, third day she was weird (this was a span of 3 weeks, we had one class on this subject per week) and next week we were without a teacher again, then the og teacher came back some time later. I don't remember how much time we spent without a teacher tho, kinda blurry
"DO YOU THINK YOU"RE FUNNY?"
"I don't see what that has to do with anything, BIGOT."
The girl in the thumbnail is from a manga called Elf-san wa Yaserarenai. She is very sweet, no relation to the greentext whatsoever
Very funny to see the “and then everyone clapped” meme has flipped to the complete opposite side of the political spectrum.
On todays episode of things that never happened.
Tbf today it's pretty realistic
Fake: OP talked to a woman
Gay: OP loves men
That first one smells of "and then everyone clapped."
Yeah this did not happen 💔💔
but its funny
"fake and gehy fake n ghey am I funneeee now guys!? OOoooOOO sooooo funnneeeeeeee did not happen ooooo soooo funnneeeeee"
4chan user try not to lie challenge (impossible!)
x to doubt
Finally some greentwxt
Hey don't use Satero as the thumbnail, she is not that bad.
I've seen ones kinda believable, ones not believable at all, but the first one is gotta be the blatantly least believable story I've read so far
Happened to me but she wasn’t caught by the principal for being a piece of shit
What is unbelievable about it? teacher goes batshit over something dumb(Happens all the time) and then then teenagers try to goad her with mid tier bait? Did you just not go to school or something?
I envy the place you live in
@@BasedStruggler It doesn't stick. The situation is unrealistic, it's too convenient. Too many unlikely events happen at once, and the events are also conveniently entertaining rather than just rare, as if, hear me out, someone was just making content.
- "Oh, this is gonna be fun."
- Principal standing outside the door
- Comebacks made to look like they were "made on the spot" but actually sound like shower post-arguments
- Extreme stereotypes
- Written like something most of us would like to see/do
- A person like that going through education and getting employed anywhere in the first place
- And then everyone clapped
Fake asf, but funny
I know this one's made up because there's no way a guy that talks like this can legally go within 500m of a school.
HEY WHATSUP TH-cam
Leave the teaching to real teachers
I’m sorry but this story has very obvious proof that anon has never met a feminist
I think they mean the current condition of people calling themselves that. Not the actual word instead.