baby yuto’s years of abuse and encouragement from his father led him into a life of fishing. he followed father schlatt’s footsteps and became a failed fisherman who abuses his son.
Imagine the shock on the seller’s face when they see what you’ve done to their old wii stuff that they probably got from their sweet grandma on their 10th birthday or something.
Schlatt’s real ebay account, just after: “Man, that last guy was being a real dick, how ‘bout i give you 7 bucks for that respectable Bass Pro Shops branded Wii fishing set?”
Schlatt : "I'm really into vintage sweatwshirts like this operation desert hawk sweathirt" A couple days later... : schlatt wearing a scott the woz sweatshirt
Schlatt has a Scott the Woz: It's Awesome Baby sweater. He is beginning the full transition into a Nintendo channel. Next up, Schlatt plays Madden 08 for the wii.
「Catch the Rainbow」 「Blackmore」 since when did Wilbur Nikki and Minx exclude him??? Minx has him in her streams all the time, he calls her and raises (probably preplanned) hell and Wilbur and Schlatt did nothing but joke together on Tommy/Tubbo’s streams, so I’m pretty sure they’re on good terms...
Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying “can’t wait for “thinking about fish” in the community tab tomorrow” in the comment section today!" today!
@@TritaniumYT Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying “can’t wait for “thinking about fish” in the community tab tomorrow” in the comment section today!" today!
@@leighton4843 Cant wait for the comment saying " Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying “can’t wait for “thinking about fish” in the community tab tomorrow” in the comment section today!" in the comment section today '' in the comment section today.
“all the money raised goes straight into my pockets,” I’ll admit it, he got me
At least he's honest-
It is time, brothers, we must buy toys!
Besides fucking taxes grr
And his 82k debt
@@felixtatang414 ?
baby yuto’s years of abuse and encouragement from his father led him into a life of fishing. he followed father schlatt’s footsteps and became a failed fisherman who abuses his son.
Poetic
And thus the cycle continues.
Hopefully the baby yuto's child is an abusive failed fisherman
Big fucking men
Why do you have the lego star wars character icon border around your profile pic?
"Fishing is a relaxing activity"
Schlatt : *Have a mental breakdown trying to fish*
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
A rare sight, 1.2k likes but 1 reply
*Have a*
*punpun*
It’s like yoga, but I still get to kill something g
The baby hanging in the background while he promotes his youtooz is terrifying
Baby yuta deserves it
Mediocre Person maybe baby yuta did but baby yuto didn’t
That is baby yuto. He was a little bit-
Oh that’s just baby yuta don’t worry ab it he did that to himself
Its completely normal what are you talking about-
Imagine the shock on the seller’s face when they see what you’ve done to their old wii stuff that they probably got from their sweet grandma on their 10th birthday or something.
I would be happy knowing that the accessory that once brought me so much joy would be used to put smiles on children’s faces one last time
But if you think about it, 58k people have liked this so much more enjoyment has come from it now than it would have before.
my brother got this same game on his birthday, from our grandma
It’s brand new, it was never opened until schlatt opened it
Schlatt is still talking about his child that hung him self. He’ll never be able to become a fisherman. You need to let him go
I was going to try to calm schlat down by saying it was not his fault, but, it was completely his fault
caleb shapiro hey he can still be the bait
Gibb B beat me to it lol
Because after all, the baby deserved it
The real title:
Man has mental breakdown because of simulated plastic fishing
why does this only have 1 reply
im kam 3 now :)
@@eqot8480 4 🙃
"All the money raised goes straight into my pocket"
Finally, someone who actually tells the truth
McDonalds “all of the food you have consumed from us has contained vast amounts of black tar heroine”
Jschlatt 4 hours before on Ebay: “I’ll give you 5 bucks for that plastic piece of absolute garbage.”
Schlatt’s real ebay account, just after: “Man, that last guy was being a real dick, how ‘bout i give you 7 bucks for that respectable Bass Pro Shops branded Wii fishing set?”
@@king_rhoam_412 LMAOOO
cash_money_
“Deal”
Then he comes in with account #2 to con the poor man from Wyoming.
Only gamers understood the reference and watched the podcast.
"guy on ebay from Wyoming"
"British chocolate"
It's official. Jschlatt is funded by the MI6
As any frugal businessman would be
Schlatt needs a hat that says, “Women want me, Fish fear me.”
No it needs to say “Big hot steamy men want me, Women fear me.”
Fish want me.
BABIES FEAR ME.
women fear me, fish fear me
No.... I did not just buy that hat on amazon......
“We just have a foam tip that serves absolute no purpose but after the video ends I might find my purpose for it”
-jschlatt 2020
Hehe
9:38 I think he found it's purpose
@@amyfinkbeiner8335 PFFFFT
@@amyfinkbeiner8335 i guess he did pfffft-
He’s turning himself into the ultimate suburban father
Lily Freeman he’s even got the child abuse down
Ted and Moses must teach him how to grill for him to truly become the Omni-Dad
After being the premier of the Soviet Union, he has now decided to lay low as a suburban father
i was really hoping schlatt would say "hey all, schlatt here" with that gorgeous article of clothing
It's literally the first thing I noticed when the video started
Sclatt The Woz
@@oliverhunter-providenti7762nah bro it’s schlatt the waz
He didn’t even acknowledge the shirt lol
Carson: all the money we make is going to charity!!
Schlatt: All the money we make is going to ME!!
The duality of man
What's he gonna do he's $90000 in debt I don't blame him
@@tourniquet274 hæ
@@jacobkeithsaldivar3347 nah he's out of debt because of the rap battles on jackbox
He’s a Buisness man
10/10 fishing memes
Ah so your a fisher, eh?
@@bruud9676 yes, the verified fishing channel is a fisher
you can thank connor for the most based shit
Poor bill dance
Schlatt, baby yuto has been hangin for 4 days straight, he can’t resist anymore. Please let him go
The wahs haunt my dreams (WHA WAH WAH WHA WAHHHH)
TomX
baby yoda
No
@@garfield336 shut fuck
fuck baby yuto
She said her an the kids, or fishin. It wasn’t easy saying goodbye...
Barely Awesome well I’m gonna miss her
@@Connor._.06 Well at least I got a whole fishin life in my future
Ah fishin
liam shelley ahhhhh fiiiishiiiinnn
Ultra Wonner I won’t miss yuto though...
They say that the amount of pain a woman experiences when giving birth is the same amount as when a man isn't allowed to go fishing for the weekend.
Not even close
@@gaemer3967 œ
Hozay Gaeming I agree, not being able to go fishing is far more painful
@@gaemer3967 true
God do I love boomer humor
3:28 that is actually a great pronunciation of æ
guy is literally my dad. The hair the mustache and calling his son boy. Schlatt I'm proud to inform you my dad is now yours.
I’m your real daddy
Stan
Are we siblings? Guy is literally my dad too
I’m real glad to be ur sister fam
Woah its almost like he mad a steriotipical old man
schlatt tomorrow: thinking about becoming a real man and fish
Edit: reel*
Respect for the Scott sweater
Or: thinking about shitty controls
*reel man
thinking about becoming a real fish
Thinking about guy
“Hey all/yall scott here” -Jumper Schlatt Scott
Actually-Will bruh it took me so long to find someone talking about scott merch
I was gonna comments hey all, schlatt here but you did it first
Why does he have a Scott sweater tho
Joe277 _ because he’s Jontron
Its “all”. He officially confirmed it was “all”
Schlatt : "I'm really into vintage sweatwshirts like this operation desert hawk sweathirt"
A couple days later... : schlatt wearing a scott the woz sweatshirt
Schlatt has a Scott the Woz: It's Awesome Baby sweater. He is beginning the full transition into a Nintendo channel. Next up, Schlatt plays Madden 08 for the wii.
Tanner Reinert now thats awesome baby
FLING SMASH
Wii play vid when
next vid: fling smash
Don't forget the Wii accessories video Scott made recently
"Dont ever give someone anything, even if they pay for it. Thats just a bad deal"
- Jschlatt
Lmao Schlatt casually giving Scott the Woz a product placement
I'm glad someone else is cultured and noticed
Scott is pog
Hey all, Schlatt here!
Hey all Scott here
Thank you Scott
I like how we see Scott's face more than Schlatt's
Schlatt in the community tab:
“Not thinking about the wife”
I really like that schlatt is using his face cam more
agreed :))
same
imagine walking on the street and seeing the silhouette of a hanging baby in the window of someone's place
Fishermen:*calm*
Jschlatt:"WHY DIDNT HE BITE IT."
Jschlatt
Officially enforced by the “Scott the woz” merch
endorsed?
@@kogut5851 no
It’s awesome baby!
He is enforced
I seen his shirt and was like, “Is that... Scott?”
At this point, we're all just guessing on what Schlatt will be "thinking about" tomorrow.
@@wrennybih i think he already done that video. "Things i've shoved up my arse"
Thinking of leaving my family
"thinking of using my wife and kids as bait"
"Thinking of rods"
thinking about guy
Government: Stay at home
Fisherman:
The lake is my home
Me: chilling and watching TH-cam*
jschlatt: currently being consumed by rage and anguish*
Can’t wait for the “Thinking about beating my son” post tomorrow
FunkyDancingDude you were close
you'll get em next time son
I, Giorno Giovanna, will beat my son
@@shrekobama5832 dead meme format
@@cayonVALits how it be homie
people be stuck in 1750 sometime
Aw that's sweet. All the money raised from the Youtooz is going straight into paying for Jshat's psychiatrist
And his sweatshirt based Ebay scams
"Thinking about the Scott the Woz sweater"
Hey all, Scott here
jontron
Not only is he wearing the sweater, but he is playing Wii shovelware.
gractendo this game blows
"I'm going to beat my son" - Jschlatt
Schlatt’s sanity is about as stable as his wii remote
or his hands
“thinking about rods”
I mean I'm thinking about cock and ball torture but everyone has their differences
Schlatt tomorrow on the community tab: Thinking about rods
Carson: “Half of the profits of the Youtooz will be donated to the JED foundation”
Schlatt: “All money goes to me”
What a business man
“I’m gonna beat my son if he’s not good at fishing”
No
You’re going to hang him with the Wii remote
Friendly correction the baby hanged himself
0:16 I love the decorations in the background, the hanging Yuto gives it a real nice touch!
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about Guy “
Veerle Loerakker thinkin about rights
"thinking about beating my son"
Thinking about Youtooz me
Thinking about fishing
Thinking about bass pro fishing
12:59 Me waiting for my dad to come back, then realizing he won’t.
underrated comment
@@colejacobs5536 Thank you lol
same lol
Schlatt's consistent upload schedule is curing my depression.
we are getting FED during this quarantine with all this good jschlatt content
Schlatt: *tries to fish*
the boat: 🕺🕺🌀🌀🕺
Tomorrow on the community tab:
"Thinking about Scott The Waz"
waz?
Plot twist: Wilbur is sending him the chocolate
This was all planned by wilbur ever since the start
I'm not going to like your comment because I want it to stay on 169 but i like your comment
@@Kyle79673 Not the hero we wanted but the hero we needed.
Plot twist: It was wispa gold without the caramel
Definitely
Schlatt on the community tab: “Thinking about Scott the Woz.”
CHert that be great
Schlatt on the community tab tommorow: "thinking about fishing"
Fishing about thinking
Thinking about RODs
Infernally fr fr
*gets 40 thousand likes*
Thinking about bass
He literally made my uncle...the hair, the mustache, the calling your kid boy. I am so glad my uncle is now in Shlatts arsenal of Mii's to torment.
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about big hot fishing rods.”
Also Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about master baiting.”
Parents: Shooting games are making our kids angry and violent!
Wii Sports: Hold my beer
" I want my son the be better than me or I'm gonna beat him"
He kept his word
Schlatt having a Scott the Woz sweater made my day.
10$ bet that schlatt’s community post is gonna say “thinking about my rod”
ngl his rod is pretty fucken big
-minx
"women love me, fish fear me"
- jschlatt
not only women
Jschlatt with a hat that isn't a Yankee feels wrong.
Woah! Schlatt with no yankee!
Shadman Chowdhury shut
@@shadmandem918 woah let me go around this hat
fuck a yankee
It’s so cute to see his baby being cared for while he talks about his youtooz🥰
The community tab tommorow: "Thinking about Scott the Woz"
I had the same idea!
Nice pfp friend
Hey y'all!
@@PeenieLinguine Ahh a true immortal being
@@just_dig Indeed
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about Scott the Woz...”
HE HAD A SCOTT SHIRT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
schlatt is really embracing the father role of baby yuto
Guy seems like such a good dad. I love guy
alternative title: schlatt has a mental breakdown over fishing
Nobody:
Schlatt: I'm going to beat my son if he isnt better at fishing than I am
He's a man of his word
Nadia M imagine his son in the future goes through his videos and sees this clip
Drunk Raccoon
Future Schlatt: Hey Yuto, where you goin?
Future Son, with fishing manuals and a rod stuffed into his backpack: N-Nowhere Dad, hahaha...
Jschlatt: hey, buy the merch guys
Baby: hangs in background
3:47 she really in no condition.
Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about turning my boat to the right
I like how the baby is still hanging in the background
wasnt this streamed before the baby video?
Malakai DeMoines he streams these videos?
After learning Schlatt has a Scott the Woz hoodie, my respect for him has grown exponentially.
That face on his shirt looks like on that would always say:
"Hey y'all, Scott here"
But why
Its hey all
@@cornywiebe8593 Ok. I just thought it sounded like "hey y'all" because of how quickly he says it
5:53 gonna be honest I have no recollection of liking that post
lmfaaaoo
Sup moist
Bruh
"All the money we raise goes straight to me"
At least he's honest about it
schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: thinking about fishin
“Fishing is a relaxing activity”
Shlatt : *having a mental breakdown trying to fish*
U can tell schlatt is really bored and i love what he's putting out because of it!
Thank u maddog
「Catch the Rainbow」 「Blackmore」 since when did Wilbur Nikki and Minx exclude him??? Minx has him in her streams all the time, he calls her and raises (probably preplanned) hell and Wilbur and Schlatt did nothing but joke together on Tommy/Tubbo’s streams, so I’m pretty sure they’re on good terms...
liller the tommy tubbo wilbur and schlatt jokes aged well
@@starflayers LMAOOO it did didn’t it
liller i mean in reality the smp storyline can all just be one huge inside joke for the guys so like
idk lmfao i just woke up
*"I'm going to beat my son"*
-Jschlatt 2020
No one:
Jschlatt: Thinking about 10 big rods
Im glad he finally collaborated with Scott the Woz
Schlatt is literally the only highlight of my day nowadays
Schlatt on his community tab tomorrow:
"Thinking about the king of the pond"
Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about fish
Thinking about guy
Thinking about becoming a father
thinking about fishing memes
I just felt Scott staring at me the whole time.
And I’m okay with that.
"Yet another game designed without any consideration for lefties!"
**Donuts aggressively**
Schlatt if you were a true catholic, you not be a fisherman, but a fisher of men.
“12 seconds ago” hits different
*BRO REALLY SAID TWO YEARS AGO___*
3:41
Cant wait for the comment saying “can’t wait for “thinking about fish” in the community tab tomorrow” in the comment section today!
Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying “can’t wait for “thinking about fish” in the community tab tomorrow” in the comment section today!" today!
@@TritaniumYT Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying “can’t wait for “thinking about fish” in the community tab tomorrow” in the comment section today!" today!
@@leighton4843 Cant wait for the comment saying " Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying "Cant wait for the comment saying “can’t wait for “thinking about fish” in the community tab tomorrow” in the comment section today!" in the comment section today '' in the comment section today.
Please no more I get the haha funny joke please
Luigi Dies Cant wait for the comment saying “Please no more i get the haha funny joke please” in the comment section today!
on the community tab tomorrow:
“thinking about my rod.”
Carson:"I'm getting none of the money from my youtooz, it'll be donated"
Schlatt:"I'm getting ALLLLL of your money"
nobody:
shlatt tomorrow: “thinking about rods”
"Thinking about British chocolate guy"
scott better say "hey yall, shlatt here" after this vid
What are u talking about? I don't get the joke
Maestrofeli you uncultured swine
Maestrofeli you probably prefer Madden 09 over Madden 08
@@maestrofeli4259 watch Scott the Woz
Bulbman256 It’s “hey all” but that’s ok
Other youtubers: "the profits will go to *insert charity here"
Schlatt: the charity is me
so glad you’re posting often, just don’t stress yourself out to go by a certain schedule !