Which then creates a bootstrap paradox, if Wyoming Man is Schlatt from the future who went insane because Wyoming man gave him the games when he was Schlatts age. Then who originally had the game? It's a constant loop with no correct answer, an infinite struggle
9:49 I love the fact that according to the game, he is very specifically *suffering.* It isn't that the tempo is too fast and he can't play properly, or that he is losing time. He is in *pain.*
@@NotTheCubicWorld in 'welcome to lunch club' there are moments from 'diagnosing fake illnesses', so it could be at least 3 months old, although i'm not sure how old this video is
Schlatt, just because your dad left you and your mother to become a composer doesn’t mean you have to do the same. Remember how you felt when he left you. Do you want the baby to feel the same? Think about it, Schlatt
As a marching band member I can confirm that Major Minors Majestic March is somewhat realistic due to the sheer amount of rage it appears to bring to Schlatt. Also, suffering is a correct term.
I gotta say, Schlatt, you've really gotten good at both Twitch and TH-cam. Massive respect for keeping up with these uploads and quality videos, as they've gotten us through immense boredom.
Does Schlatt use his two eBay accounts to get these benefits from the man in Wyoming. Saying he thinks their trash and then coming in again with his other account offering slightly more. Is he holding the man in Wyoming to ransom
"His bubble's turned yellow so you know that he's suffering" I have a feeling that they're aware that this has less to do with tempo than it does just being in the game.
It makes me so happy to see how much he enjoyed the intro to Samba de Amigo, it was a huge part of my childhood. Plus seeing hsi reaction to the sun but vibing to the music shortly afterwards is hilarous.
nice hat
nice hat
nice hat
nice hat
With brim
NICE HAT WITH NO BRIM
I've never had more anxiety than when Schlatt was trying to cut off the triangle with the knife TOWARDS his other hand.
SAME AHHHHH :(
as a culinary student, i was screaming "SCISSORSSS. USE SCISSORS."
Normal parent: Cradles their baby to comfort it
Schlatt: *tightens grip on skull*
Head game strong
classic parenting
Schlatt holds his child like a claw machine would. Probably drops it just as often too.
Ok so I just looked my comment again and wtf it just magically got 1k likes. Thanks was not expecting that. :)
Dude this comment sent me 😂😂.
As a native Spanish speaker I can confirm that Olé stands for esketit
Hola mi samigo
Can confirm
Yes it does
Eskootit
My Mexican self can confirm this
every day i live my silly little life, so i can come home and watch this milky white boy shake his goddamn maracas. look at him go.
I was waiting for this comment
I JUST MADE A COMMENT ABOUT LEN OMG
"milky white boy"
Some crazy glazing
I feel like the guy from Wyoming is just Schlatt from the future when he goes into madness from all these Wii games
Which then creates a bootstrap paradox, if Wyoming Man is Schlatt from the future who went insane because Wyoming man gave him the games when he was Schlatts age. Then who originally had the game? It's a constant loop with no correct answer, an infinite struggle
Wyoming isn’t real. It’s a chunk error
CheckM8 that’s the thing, there is no original owner. It’s just Schlatt and only Schlatt
Daniel Böttcher that’s why it’s the perfect place to say that’s where you’re hiding
@Weston Ellestad thank you for gracing my eyeballs with a brand new sentence
Schlatt: “LISTEN TO THIS WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!”
Schlatt: *proceeds to close my eyes for me*
@Creemz a man has fallen into the river in lego city
“His bubble turned yellow so you know that he’s suffering”
Man having that irl would be very useful
No, almost everyone would have a yellow bubble
discord be like
Seeko epic ah yes everyone on idle is suffering, seems legit
Perpetuous yellow
Yellow?
Perfect
9:49 I love the fact that according to the game, he is very specifically *suffering.* It isn't that the tempo is too fast and he can't play properly, or that he is losing time. He is in *pain.*
Like me
As a kid in marching band, I approve this message
id like your comment but it’s at 420
@@chimkem9117 i'm a marching band veteran, be strong
In case anyone isn’t aware, the reason why Schlatt hasn’t uploaded in a while is because CPS saw him abusing Yuto and arrested him.
Don’t worry tho, he’s going to kill them in a massacre and continue making vids after
wait wha
@@broccolitomato1085 he is power
well rip schlatt
@@possums9996 more like rip the people that arrested schlatt
Game: "Keep the remote straight, and move it vertically"
Schlatt: shakes it
Also Schlatt "WHY WON'T IT WORK"
He is wasn’t shaking it its his Parkinson’s
@@justpeache.5274 Its not reddit, we understand sarcasm here you don't need to add /s you virgin
Bruh BRUHH Alright, thanks for the heads-up. I didn’t want anyone to not get my sarcasm.
Good_Cat's studio. “just a virgin” LMAO I love that
To be fair, Major Minor barely functions even when you play it properly.
Carson: I don't know why my therapist keeps speaking Spanish.
Schlatt: Hola, mis amigos!
But that video was recorded before this one. Do you think Carson can see into the future?
Remember him just reading the treaty of Versailles
Meesa Jar Jar Binks. The original Spanish.
Medúele mi cavesaaa
@@NotTheCubicWorld in 'welcome to lunch club' there are moments from 'diagnosing fake illnesses', so it could be at least 3 months old, although i'm not sure how old this video is
The voice actor at 6:52 sounds like he's got a gun to his head and is being instructed to do these voice lines.
No😭😭😭😭
😭😭💀
It's almost like the Wyoming guy *knows* who Schlatt is.
It makes me wonder if the Wyoming guy watches any of jschlatt's videos
It makes me wonder if the state of Wyoming really exists
Don’t be fooled Wyoming is a myth
Just like Australia
@@ScarceXD221 No Australia is real they just live upside down
@@KB-fk3jj your right i forgot
now i will atone by subjecting myself to watching all of eromanga sensei
there's something so unconditionally funny about this man with parkinsons trying to use the wii remote
w h a -
does he actually have parkinson’s
@@nicdosal2585 yeah he said he did in the god of wii fit video
exactly like idk i find myself laughing at him a lot because hes either breaking things or swearing
do not challenge Schlatt to a game of Jenga he will summon ytka
Spanish lessons with Jshclatt: Ole is Spanish for esketit
arre
It basically actually is
OLE AT THE WHEEL, TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL
Only for Spanish people
Vamos carajo schlatt pero es hablar español
8:14 he genuinely looked like he's breaking down holy shit
"He's taken. By me"
I'd quote the FBI open up meme but at this point I'm just happy that Schlatt has found love
M
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N
X
@@usernametaken4608 hes not dating minx bruh
This Schlatt guy should start a business, he seems very approachable.
Welcome to Shatcoin
Eugene shatcoin
shatcoin
He already has a business called schlatt and co. He sells clothing. You must be an IDIOT to not know about that.
@@wadecarnes8159 shatcoin
Tomorrow’s Transmission: Thinking About Holding it Properly
Munchiez__ thinking about setting the tempo
Thinking about the minors
Thinking about patatas fritas
Nice and straight
Thinking about murdering baby yuto with the maracas like I did to those two men in the 90s
“ you can see that he is suffering “
Good
Echo :\ ‘ he clearly likes it ‘
Schlatt is the literal definition of every “instructions unclear” meme format
Omg ikr 😂
imagine reading the instructions
The guy who sends the games probably thinks he’s sending them it a child not a grown man
So he's been trying to kill a child with his food all this time but failed...
Schlatt is Six.
@@jml_prod exactly.
A grown man who has mental breakdowns whilst playing them
@@jml_prod No he already lived in 1999
4:40 that was actually in rythm with the damn music
Oh u are heye xd
Je adore tes vidéos :-) 💗
I feel like it's a little bit faster but Y ES
What are you doing here mate XD
@@Sofia-fw8bq i talk French to ,Jaime aussi la video
"A touch harder" I've never laughed so aggressively in my life
**Grabs Yuto tightly by the cranium**
"NO NO NO, DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!"
Lol I remember that
Çbøÿ22 that video came out like 2 weeks ago, everyone remembers that
"HAAA.... I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW!" **drills his face** "STOP IT!! STOP CRYING!!!"
I hope he cuts open Yuto one day
I’m sitting in my bed at two in the morning, eating chips, curled up in a hoodie, CACKLING at this comment.
I feel like I’m doing something wrong when watching Jshclatt play children’s games at 5 am
you're doing something absolutely right
Nah man, I was in the middle of worshipping the big lion, but I watched this video instead, that’s how you know this is worth your time.
Bruh what time zone?? It's like noon for me tf
👀 australia gang?
Nah fam its 2 pm
"Are you holding it properly?" Will now haunt my dreams forever.
Kelly thecow the best part is that he ISNT doing it properly
"Babe, it's not getting hard.."
"ARE YOU HOLDING IT PROPERLY?"
Hes asking a question,
*Are you holding it properly?*
alternative title: schlatt breaks his limbs while learning how to hold a wii remote
Schlatt tomorrow: “thinking about the Mexican-American war”
"Remembering the alamo"
@@robertcampbell3019 Remember the Alamo!
"Can Yuto hang up here?"
NOO SCHLATT NOT AGAIN
Who is this Wyoming person and why do they have so many attachments for the Wii
I think we all want to know just as much as you bud.
"Look i just love the wii and i love schlatt so what else would i do with my life"
I want to know the plot and story about this Wyoming Person.
Wyoming lore
I like to think this Wyoming man has a room dedicated to Wii accessories and foreign candy, waiting at his computer daily waiting for an eBay buyer.
16:08 schlatts reaction to the suns creepy ass smile made me laugh so hard I choked on an ice cube
Schlatt: Has maracas
Also Schlatt: viciously throws a hat at a baby, killing it instantly
That's either one hard hat or one fast throw
It was already dead
Don’t know how to use the meme correctly
16:55
Schlatt: *actually enjoys himself for once this entire video*
Life: I can't let that happen
I cant like it it’s 420
also a very minxy move
Could have said qauntom mechanics forbids this
It looked like he had a mini seizure💀
it literally looks like a ghost just yanked his headset 😭😭😭
His next “thinking about” post is gonna be in spanish. I’m calling it right now
pensando en maracas
pensando en mariachis
Pensan-
oh
Pensando en olé
Pensando en papas fritas
I was just waiting for the:
"No, no, no! Don’t shake the baby!"
schlatt has truly lost his mind on this episode of “our local maniac”
R 32 he lost his mind way back in the babysitting mama video
Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about becoming a composer
No
Thinking of the sombrero
Thinking of becoming a composter
Schlatt, just because your dad left you and your mother to become a composer doesn’t mean you have to do the same. Remember how you felt when he left you. Do you want the baby to feel the same? Think about it, Schlatt
Schlatt, Beethoven died a 200 years ago, no one else can be a composer. Stop thinking these things.
Schlatt was captured by the Wyoming man that’s why he’s not uploading
legends say he's still learning how to hold the wiimote properly
As a marching band member I can confirm that Major Minors Majestic March is somewhat realistic due to the sheer amount of rage it appears to bring to Schlatt. Also, suffering is a correct term.
He's either dead or forgot his password again
Hey iggy, hey iggy, V A N I L L A I C E
Iggy iggy to biggy
igg
Wtf is going on
@@guyfieri4017 shut up wendys no one likes your food
After reviewing the footage from 16:54 several times... I can now confirm that I have no fucking idea how he managed to fall off his chair
16:57 he’s balding
he stepped on the cord probably
@@grassytoast3683 THE WAY I MANAGED TO JUST DIE BEXAUAE OF THIS COMMENT
He stepped n the cord and his head went down, in which he lost his balance, and fell. RIP
Head phones came off had to make a bit out of it
So Carson’s therapist is still speaking Spanish I see
It’s gotten worse it’s spreading to his viewers now
420 likes
Ikr at least he cured his disease of falling in love with callmecarson
Aged like milk
this aged like cheese left in the sun
it’s amazing how a 21 year old man can be so invested in some maracas.
Schlatt in community tab tomorrow: “Thinking about correctly holding Wii remote”
You got close, but hey, I can't say you weren't tryin' Bryan
Thinking about band members suffering
@@Charlie-jq8zj Yo but I got it %100 right
Nice
2 weeks without gayschlatt... idk what to live for anymore
Same
sorry, back now lol 😭😭😢😕😢🤯😖🤫😦🤫😠😮😕😬😟😑🤥😖😓😩😐😩😟😑🤥😭😬
@@dogboysprite never speak ever again.
awwawawawooga sorry awooga awooga my name on here used to be gay schlatt
Is your bubble yellow?
Schlatt tomorrow: “pensando sobre mi gorro.”
Thinking about eating chimichangas
Owo Schlatt be like peswanowo sobwe mi gowwo
Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about making animals suffer by making them play instruments
Classico
stan kwakkel it says “thinking about my hat”
THE FIRST GAME IS MADE BY THE SAME ARTIST AS THE PARRAPA GAMES AND IT HAS A SIMILAR ART STYLE IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING
AND THE SAME DEVS WORKED ON IT SO TECHNICALLY IT'S A PARRAPA GAME
so THAT'S why I was reminded so heavily of PaRappa The Rapper
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!
THATS WHY IT LOOKED KINDA FAMILIAR
16:55 schlatt going from laughing to screaming in a second SENT ME
Right? Like wtf happened
Father Bean he stepped on the cord and it jerked his headphones off his head
@@SingSongSavy oh shit 😂
Actually "Ole!" Is the spanish word for "Ole!"
Thank you for the clarification!
I mean... You're not wrong
And the *Snozberries* , by pure chance, taste like *Snozberries* !
Somebody boutta be wooshed
Should I like, cuz it'll be the number of Satan?
Wyoming doesn’t exist you’re ordering packages from a void
Facts
You're thinking of Ohio
GreensweaterVEVO I’ve never heard of that before, stop making things up
@@Bruhley oh sorry my bad
@@grnsweatervevo what the fuck is an ohio
I think it’s funny how the only consistent thing in the murder story is that it was in 1999
Maracama means Maracana in English, i then looked up what that was, turns out you named your band Middle Class.
No wonder the pig was suffering
@@randumrav3n lol
Ah, now it makes sense
I will eliminate the Maracana
everything in the comments makes everything make so much more sense
This Wyoming man is an absolute legend
Kogo th-cam.com/video/45Fnj0POs-I/w-d-xo.html
Wyoming doesn’t exist liar
I gotta say, Schlatt, you've really gotten good at both Twitch and TH-cam. Massive respect for keeping up with these uploads and quality videos, as they've gotten us through immense boredom.
bruh I agree with you about the TH-cam but this man hasn't streamed since January
@@sum_moss9092 youtube uploads are great tho. he's got me sitting in anticipation waiting for the next vid every time
sum_moss yeah I get it, but it’s hard to find people who are talented in both Twitch and TH-cam
I think the guy from Wyoming got schlatt
Schlatt reminded me of British people when he said “I hate the french” 😂
What?
Brexit. Oui chef.
Zephyr Donaldson BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
Yeah he reminded me of my grandma
shouldn't that remind you of Germany?
Jschlatt has a yellow arrow above his head its just slightly out of frame
Is it there so you can tell he’s suffering?
He is suffering
god its even weirder seeing him with just a mustache than being clean shaven
“The bubbles turned yellow, so you know that he’s suffering”
*s u f f e r i n g*
Does Schlatt use his two eBay accounts to get these benefits from the man in Wyoming. Saying he thinks their trash and then coming in again with his other account offering slightly more. Is he holding the man in Wyoming to ransom
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Schlatt: **pulls out Samba de amigo**
Me: **flashbacks to 7 year old me trying to play it and absolutely failing**
Flashbacks to the knockoff Mario Kart, Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing
I always gave up and I would just dance to the music
"just so your know that he's suffering!"
*Very poor choice of words*
“This is how I carry my son by the way”
This man is a child holding visionary
The maracas weren’t the coolest thing I’ve seen, the coolest thing was a piece of a meteor, a rock from space #CoolestThing
Lit
nice reference you got there
Too bad TH-cam doesn't have Reddit Gold awards. You sir have earned yourself one
Please pin this
Are you out of your mind? BAHAHAHA
Has anyone notice that Jug Koop is the only Mii in all of jschlatt's thumbnails?
Gotta get those kpop Stan views
Matt is in one of them
that's his only purpose
Also that other yellow haired guy
Because juhg koup is hot Clickbait bois, hot guys in thumbnail = more views
16:20 he’s just enjoying himself
schlatt in the community tab tmrw: pensando en maracas
I dont speak spanish but im assuming that means thinking about maracas
Maracas
Logan Cassell yep
Loving the “operation desert storm” shirt
god bless america
@@jschlattLIVE cum
@@jschlattLIVE cum
@@jschlattLIVE god bless america
@@jschlattLIVE God bless Americ- cum
I love how you can tell that Schlatt was noticeably scared at 16:08
his face changed so fast LMAO
8:08 Nothing gets me more upset then when a game just refuses to work. I know exactly how Schlatt feels. It sucks.
**Jschlatt buys maracas**
The next video: Jschlatt imprisoned for beating baby to death with maracas
bababoy
I thought that said mascara and I was hella confused
I like how when he beats the desk at 4:40 it matches the beat
Yes omg I thought of that
Ah, I see we’re back to “Schlatt loses his mind to Wii games”, my favorite series
It IS pretty great!
Jschlatt can literally cheer me up anytime
"His bubble's turned yellow so you know that he's suffering"
I have a feeling that they're aware that this has less to do with tempo than it does just being in the game.
He really hit me with an hola after I took my Spanish test. Mildly unsettling.
Maryeeta damn mine is in 30 minutes. I hope urs went well.
Bruh mines an hour from now
best of luck to mi amigos
I have the plush toy of "Poncho". He has been collecting dust in my basement since 2009
This man deserves more subs he’s so fucking funny oml
Everyone: what do you have?
Schlatt: A KNIFE
Everyone: nO
Schlatt losing his mind: *chefs kiss*
He played the free game longer then the one he intended on playing
Schlatt without chops de-ages him by 20 years
thinking about how much I miss schlatt
Schlatt tommorow: Thinkin about jumping over the wall
As someone who watched Poppin' Cookin' videos before, Schlatt doing it was just so stressful.
Lirien it was stressful but I need to see him make more
Juliessa i would like to see lunch club do poppin cookin while on edibles
@@mewoyi literally a recipe for disaster.
lunch club itself is a recipe for disaster
Oh my fucking god this was on my recommended so I thought it was recent and I honestly believed he shaved his chops- I was bloody horrified
"Thinking About Becoming A Mexican Citizen"
“Thinking about becoming an immigrant”
I predicted it. It was thinking about holding the Wii remote properly
Yes the Wyoming man is back.
How would you know that? Are you... the Wyoming man?
Keegstar I really wish I was
i love the Wyoming man
I saw the title and audibly said “uh oh”
every time i see a new upload it activates my fight or flight response
me too lmao
*Last online: 2 weeks ago*
"His bubble's turned yellow, so you know that he's suffering"
-That one cat that looks a tiny bit like a maraca
are you that guy from the bribbleco server
No idea what you're talking about. Not a part of whatever you said.
Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about legally changing my name to Maracama."
Schlatt: “I’ve had Tommy John” *holds shoulder*
Schlatt without the chops is my sleep paralysis demon.
I can’t believe I just watched a video called the god of wii dancing to see that this man only danced for 3 minutes
Schlatt Tomorrow: Thinking about my hat.
*His bubble's turned yellow so you know that he's suffering.*
I must only ask: *What happens when the bubble turns red?*
@Ballistic Boo
*His bubble's turned red so that you know he had a hernia. And is losing blood at rapid rate.*
What happens if the bubble pops
@DaleZurdich
*If their bubble pops, they die in a violent car accident*
Oh no Schlatt has the yellow bubble
It makes me so happy to see how much he enjoyed the intro to Samba de Amigo, it was a huge part of my childhood. Plus seeing hsi reaction to the sun but vibing to the music shortly afterwards is hilarous.