@@papas7 China has the most deaths from COVID-19, the government is not providing updated information so as to not scare the public. Also we have a large population, which means more people to die, we're sorry but our country isnt the size of a single state, so we have a lot of room for people.
i can’t believe he opened the flake without putting plastic sheets all over his house to prevent the chocolate from entering into the buildings in the near 100 meter vicinity
@@Brianity2286 SCP's are horror stories written as lab reports describing anomalous people places or things, and the idea of chocolate that just kind of spreads everywhere sounds like an SCP
Brit here: Can confirm, Flake is pretty much just dust and gets everywhere. If you can eat it without making a mess, you are clearly in touch with some higher power. It's usually just stuck into ice cream and not eaten on its own. If you want some good chocolate, Cadbury chocolate bars and their many derivations are where it's at.
I like how the search history tells the story of how schlatt disguised himself, faked his death, moved to Uganda, commited price gouging and then found a girl
@@smolbean5325 lmao if you knew anything about his stans you'd know that Schlatt pfps are outlawed and none of them have them. smptwt actually respects boundaries.
The fact that he has to say that he doesn’t have a problem with BTS in a disclaimer and he doesn’t when he hangs a baby. It really says something about the kpop community.
yeah. I’m a kpop fan but the nasty mfs always b the loudest for no reason, it’s easy to overlook the good in the kpop community. I got so fed up with the toxicity that I almost unclaimed kpop 🙄🙄.
Yeah, I have been a kpop fan for almost 4 years and I am almost worried to say that I am because of how toxic it has become. There was a time when we were a small community who helped each other with homework, but now it’s all about degrading people, it kinda sucks
"About to cheat on my wife" - Queen "'Queen of England' 'fruit ninja' 'gay ass' 'Master Oogway' 'Slick Daddy' 'Sword Man' '2 Time' 'Old and Fragile' 'Tony Hawk' 'Dog Kicker' 'Pile of Dust'" Elizabeth
i was jump-scared by seeing jschlat without sideburns and mustache because i got so used to how he looks like rn that i could barely recognize him in the video XD
Missin the wii videos tbh, they're a forever fav. Idk if he brought his wii when he moved or if he's just waiting on the Wyoming guy to find him a new game but it's always nice to come back to these
I said to my British friends that I like the queen but couldn’t care less about everyone else and they went OFF on me about how there were other better royals and stuff
honestly i have no idea why but i’m really proud of elizabeth so i felt slightly offended tbh but it’s schlatt so i really just see it as him being a comedian and it’s his job so i really don’t mind that much
"her favourite colour is white, like the flag the british flew at the end of the american revolution." perfection. this man's ability to make a joke out of anything is unmatched.
“The Queen of England is ready to jump off a plane. Little does she know, she is on United Airline flight 93 and she is directed towards the World Trade Center” 10/10 content
Wait a frickin' minute, that connects so well to Carson's cruise ship video, in the video, they claim Wyoming isn't real and that Britain is a people, not a place, so they build a cruise ship to move the British people to where Wyomong should be. Schlatt said his Wii Sports Resort disc was shipped from Wyoming and it contained a British chocolate bar. Coincidence, I THINK NOT! Carson's plan was a success and Schlatt is the victim.
Fun fact- since in England, anybody who insults the queen could get open-handed slapped without the assailant getting in any trouble, all of your viewers are legally allowed to slap you if you ever go to England Edit: if you see this Brian you’re buns
jschlatt: You know what they call me? they call me "the sword man", because in 1999, I committed mass homicide with a sword in a public place. Also Jschlatt: Was born in 1999.
For anyone curious about when he changed out the Queen because of what “golf stands for” one of the acronyms of golf is Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.
"fake death certificate new york city" "plane ticket uganda" "how to price gouge" "how to kiss girls while wearing n95 mask?" You gotta love that effort for something that's only onscreen for a second lol
"I don't know much about the queen, but I know she's the queen and that she's not dead yet!" Suuuure buddy, we know what you did on September 8th 2022.
someone: is genuinely nice to jschlatt
schlatt: *am i about to get murdered?*
You never know hehêhę
venturiara ikr
venturiara jschlatt sounds like sml
because nobody has been nice to him befor
i, an individual who have never received affection past the age of 5, completely understands schlatt
"is this offensive" he says about making a queen Mii, then he makes a 9/11 joke 5 minutes later
And you know what the worst part is?I’m watching this on September 11th.
@@Corey_Tenderson me too :,)
WELP-
Wendys why are your burgers square
Tres Maddox idk
Schlatt: worried about offending British people
Also Schlatt: “Her color is white, like the flag they flew at the end of the American revolution.”
What the heck is happening below me?
And America ends up with the greatest healthcare system in the world.
@@nevmiku when was that added to the conversation?
@@nevmiku And how's that turning out? Not like America has the most deaths from Coronavirus or anything
@@papas7 China has the most deaths from COVID-19, the government is not providing updated information so as to not scare the public. Also we have a large population, which means more people to die, we're sorry but our country isnt the size of a single state, so we have a lot of room for people.
'' all i know is that she is the queen and that she's not dead yet ''
that aged well
Almost as well as the queen
@@thequeensdeadbody9262 GOTTEM
@@thequeensdeadbody9262 where’s your reboot card at
Unlike her
@@sagardixit9247 JESUS MAN
was funny tho good job 👍
i can’t believe he opened the flake without putting plastic sheets all over his house to prevent the chocolate from entering into the buildings in the near 100 meter vicinity
What is it an SCP 😂
@@Brianity2286 SCP's are horror stories written as lab reports describing anomalous people places or things, and the idea of chocolate that just kind of spreads everywhere sounds like an SCP
@@Brianity2286 and I was making a comparison to your joke lmao
What about when it goes over 27 degrees Celsius and starts to become a liquid
subscribe to me for no reason why the hell was it crushed up usually it falls apart when you bite into it not when you open it
Brit here:
Can confirm, Flake is pretty much just dust and gets everywhere. If you can eat it without making a mess, you are clearly in touch with some higher power. It's usually just stuck into ice cream and not eaten on its own. If you want some good chocolate, Cadbury chocolate bars and their many derivations are where it's at.
absolutely can confirm
Absolutely disagree. If the flake has been sat on, maybe. But not normally.
Whispa or whatever is the more solid version of flake
Cadbury is here as well
but we have cadbury in america im fucking scare d,.
I like how the search history tells the story of how schlatt disguised himself, faked his death, moved to Uganda, commited price gouging and then found a girl
a true American saga
the true American goal
i thought no one was going to mention it-
I’m glad I’m not the only one
Time stamp
2:43 “Let’s make the queen. She’s the queen! And she isn’t dead yet! Good for her!” 💀💀💀
That’s a big yikes 😂
@@sharkferno1940 why?? she was going to die some day.
@@xiiwolfy true. Just weird we got recommended this video after she died
She died
Yeah that didn’t age well lol. Unlike the queen 💪
Can’t wait for the “Thinking about Flake” TH-cam post tomorrow
Thinking about killing frisbee dog
Oh shoot
surely it'll be "Thinking about Queen Liz"
No it’ll be “thinking about colonialism”
"Thinking about raising the white flag"
schlatt on the community page tomorrow:
"thinking about queen liz☆"
If that isnt there i will unsubscribe
OMG HI LILY
@Queen Liz WHERE'S THE STAR?!
Queen Liz omfg it’s such an honor
"Thinking about killing that dog"
Jschlatt: (makes the queen of England almost perfectly)
Jschlatt: Is this offensive?
Also Jschlatt: *Haha Dyin Brian*
2:35
This aged very well.
yep
Yeah.
Bro
But not her
@@markereyes LMAO
they call him ‘shaky schlatt’
legend has it that he still hasn’t managed to select what arm he wants to throw the frisbee with due to his parkinsons
jetset radio is the background music for the jet ski
KekW
Minemekhi what?
Jet set radio-sneak man is the music for the jet ski
To be fair, he did get that package from Wyoming and everyone knows Wyoming is an empty void that leads to a different dimension... or canada
that's true, and not widely known, i don't blame schlatt for not knowing
Both are like zimbabwe. They're not real.
wait zimbabwe too??? i didn't hear about that yet
Don’t you remember “England isn’t a place, it’s a people”?
Wait Wyoming doesn't exist
I don't know why Schlatt having a meltdown comforts me.
Its like chicken noodle soup, its great for all illnesses
It reassures us that things wont get that bad lol
I could’ve said this wasn’t gonna age well, but the queen isn’t gonna age anymore.
Gotta be honest........10/10 comedy
@@Riley_Boss Thanks lmao
“He should go back to ... singing. He should go back to singing” nice save man
the nicest of saves
Timestamp?
@@PineTreeGhost13 15:30
Matt:*Breaths *
Jschlatt:*SCREAMS IN _F E A R_ *
Matt is a scary man-
Doesn't everyone though
5:57
@@ThatRandoAsh
Ayyyyyy, Non-Binary Human✨
someone has to tell him he lives on the same planet as matt... he would be so scared.
I cannot wait until Schlatt learns how to turn on auto-focus.
Impossible, considering he's a certified boomer he wont do it.
muffin stans always find a way. It’s creepy.
@@smolbean5325 lmao if you knew anything about his stans you'd know that Schlatt pfps are outlawed and none of them have them. smptwt actually respects boundaries.
Can wait until Schlatt learns that Wyoming doesn’t exist
Hey im the 1000th likes
2:34 This is when Schlatt started his plan
The fact that he has to say that he doesn’t have a problem with BTS in a disclaimer and he doesn’t when he hangs a baby. It really says something about the kpop community.
back in june people would disguise really disturbing videos as kpop fancams haha
@@Beephobic1013 that’s still going on in all other fandoms. it’s just the kpop fan base is insane
yeah. I’m a kpop fan but the nasty mfs always b the loudest for no reason, it’s easy to overlook the good in the kpop community. I got so fed up with the toxicity that I almost unclaimed kpop 🙄🙄.
and this is why i dont say i like kpop
Yeah, I have been a kpop fan for almost 4 years and I am almost worried to say that I am because of how toxic it has become. There was a time when we were a small community who helped each other with homework, but now it’s all about degrading people, it kinda sucks
Schlatt encounters general hospitality and loses his mind: Wii Sports Resort
"About to cheat on my wife" - Queen "'Queen of England' 'fruit ninja' 'gay ass' 'Master Oogway' 'Slick Daddy' 'Sword Man' '2 Time' 'Old and Fragile' 'Tony Hawk' 'Dog Kicker' 'Pile of Dust'" Elizabeth
Yep
idk why but this made me snort
Indeed
@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers how tf do I owe you 98,000 bells fuck it's now 198,000
i was jump-scared by seeing jschlat without sideburns and mustache because i got so used to how he looks like rn that i could barely recognize him in the video XD
fr what are those glasses 💀
Twink shlatt jumpscare
Schlatt: "I-It's just dust..."
Me, a British: "Oh, yeah. That's a Flake alright."
Yeah, ya hate it when the whole chocolate bar at the top is perfect but the bottom is like Spiderman inn Infinity War
@@snaxalotl3021 PFFF HAHAHA I LOVE THAT LAST PART 🤣
Put more care into yo flake
@@adamdevlin9207 That's a Ripple.
@@beanibones what? Ik what it is but why bring it up?
Jschlatt: *makes a white Obama*
Viewers: “lol XD”
Also Jschlatt: *makes queen jokes*
Viewers: *”TREASON”*
The kind of viewers his act attracts
Ghastly Ghandi I hate the British Empire.
Non flake eater
@@chickennuggets4498 your on the list...
peroh wouldn’t Americans find it offensive?
schlatt with glasses: *schlasses*
That ain’t it
Jschlatt? more like gay schlasses
Missin the wii videos tbh, they're a forever fav. Idk if he brought his wii when he moved or if he's just waiting on the Wyoming guy to find him a new game but it's always nice to come back to these
i’ve never seen schlatt when he screamed and i’m gonna be honest it scares me
i love how schlatt makes jokes about the queen, but he is scared to make jokes about bts
have you ever met a kpop stan??? you should be scared too
as a kpop stan, some of us are absolutely terrifying
Alex i’m not really much of a ‘stan’ at this point,,, more like a casual listener lol
kpop stans are terrifying, on the other hand I haven't quite seen a queen liz stan yet
wonder if the guards count
I said to my British friends that I like the queen but couldn’t care less about everyone else and they went OFF on me about how there were other better royals and stuff
"Is this offensive or is it completely fine?"
The british: Yes.
To be honest I don't mind, like this just puts in perspective for me how Americans feel being constantly shit on by every other country I guess
They do get shit on a lot
honestly i have no idea why but i’m really proud of elizabeth so i felt slightly offended tbh but it’s schlatt so i really just see it as him being a comedian and it’s his job so i really don’t mind that much
@@memele4991 and for good reason
i’m english, i don’t give a shit, never really liked the waste of tax money queen. the mii looks like absolute ass, though.
The "she's not dead yet, so good for her." hits different in late 2022.
Lol.
"her favourite colour is white, like the flag the british flew at the end of the american revolution." perfection. this man's ability to make a joke out of anything is unmatched.
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
“The Queen of England is ready to jump off a plane. Little does she know, she is on United Airline flight 93 and she is directed towards the World Trade Center”
10/10 content
9/11 content u mean
Funny enough the queen has actually gone skydiving before, so it’s funny to see him say that and not know she’s done it before.
Kayla Rodrigues Yup...
More like 9/11
this didn't age well LMAO
The fear in his voice when he said bts’ music was bad. He knew what could happen to his comment section
LEGIT LOL
.
He was about to pull a twomad😂
LMAOOO
as he should
Watching this in 2023 is like a fever dream
fr
He really just made the queen look like the vegan teacher.
Omg I didn't realize that and now that's all I can see. Why （┬┬＿┬┬）
I was thinking the same thing
HAHAHAHA OMG GOD IT'S SO TRUE.
Also stop doing that truly disgusting thing it gets annoying after a while.
@@deacongouws7938 what do you mean??
"It's the Queen of England and she's about to jump out of an airplane."
It's the London 2012 Olympics all over again
i just had crazy flashbacks from this
Jimmy Joe Johnson I am confused and scared
Marcus Hernandez all it takes is a search
Bruh I rememberr
Jimmy Joe Johnson greatest thing i ever saw. 10 year old me killed myself laughing (that dumbass rly thought it was real)
Wait a frickin' minute, that connects so well to Carson's cruise ship video, in the video, they claim Wyoming isn't real and that Britain is a people, not a place, so they build a cruise ship to move the British people to where Wyomong should be. Schlatt said his Wii Sports Resort disc was shipped from Wyoming and it contained a British chocolate bar. Coincidence, I THINK NOT! Carson's plan was a success and Schlatt is the victim.
Yes
Oh god
So is there an actual ARG lore now?
it’s also a australian chocolate bar
Buckstone Gaming The lore deepens
Damn old jschlat looks like harry potter if he cussed out people and had a wider face
Why does Schlatt always sound like he has a lighter held over a puddle of gasoline?
Because he does
@@grease7425 that isnt even an answer
@@FallOfThePigKing it is
@@lorengarms9836 how
@Dgstowe it still doesn't make any sense
"Is this offensive?"
Has that ever stopped you, Jschlant?
I'm sure you meant Jschlit
Jshlut?
Jshlit
jaylor schwift
Shit
the kid who sold his old games for some pocket money: Thank you
Schlatt: am I getting murdered
@@LWLProductions as someone who has "high functioning" autism, i definitely can agree :)
2:36 well that aged well
Ladies and gentlemen I think this is the first time we've seen Schlatt's facecam while he's shouting!
Nic no he already did that on rajj stream
@@cosmicplayer78 no
its still puzzling to me
Simão Sivan Which stream???
Elyza Navarrio rajj
Schlatt's wii quality: 💪
Schlatt's camera quality: 🗿
What is that, strong Wii quality Easter Island head camera quality
Alternative video title: “Jschlatt trying to convince people he doesn’t have Parkinson’s for 18 minutes and 50 seconds”
Schlatt looks way too sophisticated to be acting like this bro 😂😂😂
Jschlatt: *makes the queen in mii*
Tommyinnit: And I took that personally
STOP-
HAHA-
This is why manberg blew up
@@ollie1981 OH MY GODD 😂
and manberg went boom💀
@@lzylenii the l’manboom
Everytime he says "they call me..." or "I'm..." I feel a new wiki entry to the list of aliases
And one-time video game developer.
One time.
Dog: *exists*
Schlatt: and I took that personally
I have the same feeling when I look at a child's face
When I was a kid I thought that dog was the cutest thing ever I still kinda do
@@soupandwitches same
00:46 you can get it here in Australia too!
The sheer amount of Jshlatt content is helping me get through this quarantine.
Schlatt: "You can only get this in England!"
People who live in Aus and NZ:
And people who live in ireland and Scotland lmao.
Pretty much anywhere else except USA
ive had many and i live in canada
I mean everywhere that isn't the land of freedom is basically just England, so he's not wrong
You can buy them in the US in most supermarkets (atleast that I’ve been to)
We need a compilation of schlatt saying "you know what they call me?"
The queen joke is now aging like a bottle of fine British wine…. That didn’t properly seal
Jschlatt on the comunity tab later: "Thinking about the Queen of England"
"Thinking about Liz"
You got it right
schlatt: "Am I about to get murdered?"
schlatt 10 seconds later: "So I decided to eat the weird british chocolate bar"
Fun fact- since in England, anybody who insults the queen could get open-handed slapped without the assailant getting in any trouble, all of your viewers are legally allowed to slap you if you ever go to England
Edit: if you see this Brian you’re buns
Yes, because let’s go to a place with food called “spotted dick”.
Derrick Cunard
O O P
@@saintpoli6800 haha school shootings
TheShadepunk Haha acid attacks
well this fucking escalated..
Watching this after the queen incident
the way he said dog at 11:13 is probably the most glorious i've ever heard his new york accent be
Jungkook: *exsists*
Schlatt: alright so its juhg,koop now
That’s probably a new nickname for Kook😂
@@gothtokki adding that to my list of nicknames
@@gothtokki wait its not koop??
ik schlatt spellec it wrong but its kook?????
@@starflayers his stage name is Jungkook but his ACTUAL name is Jeongguk!
@@gothtokki schlatt hates your fandom, the fact he had to put a disclaimer proves that.
“how to kiss girls while wearing n95 mask?”
ok schlatt
I mean how would you?
@Scythe Dedin bro but then how do I protect myself from the corona
Scythe Dedin ok smartass how’s he gonna protect himself from the common cold
@@elhombreesponja585 by practicing social distancing
skeeted but he want to kiss girl dumb goof
2:33 “and she is not dead yet” this aged quite poorly
like the queen
Like a fine bottle of milk
Had a Hot Pocket today. Can’t stop thinking about jschlatt for some reason
gay
Beth Chandler yes, and?
Literally same this is all that was going through my head
@@kneecapsinmycereal says the Steven cancerverse fan
thinking about hot schlatt
schlatt used to play literally every sport in high school
he was just an overachiever
And Ted was always there to ruin it for Schlatt, that's why he did so many
@noel "score a point"
chad
"is corona in uganda?"
"plane ticket to uganda"
Sounds like something that someone with coronavirus would say
'what happened to kony 2012'
"joseph kony"
2:34 "All I know is that she is the queen and she is not dead yet."
- Jschlatt years before committing the heinous plot to unalive the Queen
In the words of technoblade "imagine how far I could drop kick an animal that small"
Elibuttons facts
schlatt in glasses got me feelin some type of way.
Gen Mata same
schlatt in schlatt got me feelin some type of way
Gen Mata he kinda looks like bucks in the glasses
Gen Mata same
jschlatt shutting down after someone makes the most minimal kind gesture to him.
2:30 this didnt age well
Neither did the queen
jschlatt: You know what they call me? they call me "the sword man", because in 1999, I committed mass homicide with a sword in a public place.
Also Jschlatt: Was born in 1999.
you mean thats when he took the identity of jschlatt
Spencer Cox I can see baby schlatt doing that.
Why when he said that I got technoblade vibes XD
*THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS*
I laughed then I realized how bad that is... and kinda funny
No homo, but schlatt with glasses is the cutest person ever
VicToxic thank you someone agrees
Gay simp
Schlasses
I’m just wondering if the glasses are prescription ones lol like is he part of the shitty vision gang or not 😂
You right you right
Honestly Schlatt should post the obscure 'thinking about' posts the day before the video, just so we can speculate what game he's playing
^^^
For anyone curious about when he changed out the Queen because of what “golf stands for” one of the acronyms of golf is Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.
Schlatt with glasses is hitting kinda different, woah
PlayerGirl2000 harry potter mode
PlayerGirl2000 he could nail me to a cross, and i.. would still.. love his videos
@@Ham-tc1qi oh my-
Hannah Meigs damn
ikr I’m dying
"Hes got outkast hey ya playing in his head" its such a vibe to me, you dont even know
HEEEEEEEY YAAAA
Alex K DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
@@jujt2258 HEEEEYYY YAAAAA
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DOOOOOT
SOME. BODY
"fake death certificate new york city"
"plane ticket uganda"
"how to price gouge"
"how to kiss girls while wearing n95 mask?"
You gotta love that effort for something that's only onscreen for a second lol
Commissar Jacobin when
@@howdyfolks5764 0:01
What Happened to Kony 2012
@@aitorfanderomeosantos8558 Yes, that too.
Having “is price gouging really that bad though” followed by “how to price gouge” followed by “n95 mask bulk” is genius
"All I know is she is the queen, and she is not dead yet."
schlatt: makes jokes about 9/11 and wanting to kick a dog
alos schlatt, while making a mii of the queen: is this offensive?
Man, I mean my parents kick my dog so.
@@purinuru jesus fuck, are they doing it on purpose?
Love that when i see this, it has 666 likes.
@@bimmsterr146 yes. yes they r
@@purinuru why...
Anything happens
Jschlatt: I did that in high school
Schlatt’s really channeling Wilbur Soot energy with the glasses and the British chocolate
its not british chocolate you can get it in many places
Fuck you
@@yukfooo4784 nobody gives a shit
Potato
Ikr
5:53 the queen coming out the gulag
nobody:
schlatt: thinking about flake
maybe kellen fuck i was gonna comment this lmao
"Nobody:" is so overused and unfunny please end me
- jore it’s applicable here only because no one is asking him to think, he does it by his own fruition
@@kellenl920 applicable yes funny haha no
Nah, it’ll be something like “thinking about having princess diana killed”
It’s only a matter of time before Schlatt and Ted are completely identical.
schlatt: **wears glasses**
everyone: "aight im finna simp"
Omg, I feel personally attacked XD
Uh oh
yes
The queen bit really did not age well. Well, she won't be aging anymore.
15:30 I feel like he was going to say, "He should go back to Korea", but then he realized that he probably shouldn't say that.
Fun fact: Jschatt is 21 meaning he was born in 1999 so every thing he has done in 1999 was when he was a young Festus
He committed many crimes in 1999 as a tiny fetus, *many died*
Sugar Honey Iced Bee indeed
Fools. He was born a man.
@@danielholmes6569 This is pure honesty
That's just what Obama wants us to think
Is schlatt capable of avoiding some sort of mental breakdown for five minutes? I’m not even half way into the video
1:20 in the scene talking about British candy he looks like Harry potter
*Someone is kind to Schlatt as they appreciate his purchase from them*
Schlatt: im gonna die SOMEONE IS COMING TO KILL ME
The thing is as soon as I saw the chocolate I literally said "Uh oh Schlatt looks like someone's got a hit on you now."
He Paranoid from experience
never knew i needed schlatt with glasses complaining about flake, but here we are
Guys there's a hair on my screen help me please it wont come off
Fun fact I got kicked out of a golf tournament for going "Aaaaah...aw" like they do in wii sports and that is 100% true
i-
It’s weird how a golf tournament is unaware of the proper way to play golf.
Everyone clapped for you as you did it and obama was there as well.
@@dingdawng ew, stupid Obama
oh yeah? I was there too, and it's only 98.35% true
“She is the queen, and she is not dead yet” well, not anymore
Everything Schlatt puts out has me laughing but this was next level comedy idk why but I was in tears from laughing the entire freakin video
“They call me gayass” same schlatt. Same.
Lmao
Schlatt on the community tab tomorrow:
"Thinking about killing that dog"
"thinking about flake"
Thinking about Queen Liz
Thinking about lactic acid
"I don't know much about the queen, but I know she's the queen and that she's not dead yet!"
Suuuure buddy, we know what you did on September 8th 2022.