Salt Marsh 686: Anvil 122

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  • Fresh from a Maryland tidal marsh.......Conserve conserve CONSERVE! WILL IT RUN?
    BS is BS I guess................

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  • @marknovak8255
    @marknovak8255  ปีที่แล้ว +55

    NOTICE: This was an April fools joke, to those who watch regularly it makes sense. If you don't normally watch this channel, welcome aboard. You might learn something.....Just Sayin

    • @1970bosshemi
      @1970bosshemi ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A fantastic dig at the “restoration” clickbait videos

    • @Mauser304
      @Mauser304 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I honestly thought that you had gone too far down the rabbit hole.

  • @PatRMG
    @PatRMG ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Back when they made chemicals that'd turn your other eyebrow white." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PatRMG
      @PatRMG ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Robert Taylor I'm personal friends with Mark. He's got family photos from way back that show him with one white eyebrow.
      Thus, the joke about chemicals that would turn your other eyebrow white.

    • @TatsukiHashida
      @TatsukiHashida ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert Taylor bleach perhaps

    • @WildRose_Weaponry
      @WildRose_Weaponry ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TatsukiHashida Closer every day to an Albino genesis than you* or most ever will be 🎉

    • @VikOlliver
      @VikOlliver ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyebrows are optional.

    • @shaneharrison4775
      @shaneharrison4775 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that gag had me spewing my lifer juice acrossed the kitchen gotta love Mark and his 1/8 of a ton of pure gold antics.

  • @kennethjohnson4280
    @kennethjohnson4280 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just about died laughing when he said, "recover the choke tubes without messing up the patina."

  • @kennethmackintosh4690
    @kennethmackintosh4690 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The moment you looked inside and said, light surface rust, I hoped I'd found someone to buy my Alfa Romeo.

  • @elsenor1579
    @elsenor1579 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "But that fake ass guy with the cool music and rubber gloves could fix it with a toothbrush, and cold blue etc..." we've all seen the bullshit videos.
    Countless thanks to Mark and the team for all your actual hard work and sharing such priceless knowledge for the next generation of gunsmiths.
    And happy April fool's

  • @halnywiatr
    @halnywiatr ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ... when the April 1st video posts early ...

  • @nerdycus6935
    @nerdycus6935 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Aren't you worried that finger oils might damage the finish? It probably could've been salvaged if you were wearing gloves.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely gloves, but only cellulose ones. None of that cotton garbage.

  • @amisheskimoninja
    @amisheskimoninja ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how Mark subtlety increased the ridiculous. I mean, at first I was very skeptical. But about half way through I was like, this has to be a joke, right? And then came the checkering thing and I was finally sure.

  • @sonparabailar
    @sonparabailar ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Should've posted this on April 1st 🤪

  • @jarink1
    @jarink1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Truly a gun that was lost in a tragic boating accident.

  • @ewathoughts8476
    @ewathoughts8476 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Too early, April Fools is two days away. You just cannot fool all the people all the time.

  • @chrispock2768
    @chrispock2768 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Two months early with your April Fool's day video?😀

    • @PatRMG
      @PatRMG ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark texted me pics a couple weeks ago. No April Fools joke. 🤣🤣

  • @tomtaylor6073
    @tomtaylor6073 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shoulda waited till Sat. (April 1) to release this.😀 You had me

  • @Snap4590
    @Snap4590 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wondered what the Hell you were doing until I remembered tomorrow's date....well done!

  • @FixedWing82
    @FixedWing82 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was actually pretty hilarious
    And it took me longer to realize it was satire than I would care to admit

    • @pdubb7591
      @pdubb7591 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep me too watched it in its entirety to get the punchline.
      Hell the way Mark works he can take a turd and polish it into Damascus

  • @ryanward8039
    @ryanward8039 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Repairing a firearm in this condition is surprisingly easy. Simply throw it away and buy a new one.

  • @PatRMG
    @PatRMG ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Laughed the whole way through!

  • @claireschneider9598
    @claireschneider9598 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The real joke is that Mark actually fixes the gun. That video will come out on April 1st

  • @travissmith2211
    @travissmith2211 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm beginning to think that the Grand Carbon Based Lifeform is getting a bit irritated by the youtubers that are "restoring" globs of rust.

  • @Pest789
    @Pest789 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have a feeling this was supposed to be scheduled for Saturday

  • @ruleninetyone
    @ruleninetyone ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ha, a weapon that ACTUALLY got lost boating. Nice Mark, real nice.

  • @stephens2241
    @stephens2241 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mr Novak : repeatedly hits fore-end with a hammer.
    ...
    Also Mr Novak : "There seems to have been a pre-existing flaw in the wood that caused it to crack."
    Hmmm...

  • @parrisgeorge9708
    @parrisgeorge9708 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mark's so darn good that he turned a rusted out Beretta into a beautiful blued Browning!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

  • @warpedweirdo
    @warpedweirdo ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was becoming very, very confused.
    The part about the customer wanting you preserve the patina on the choke tubes was a big "WTF?" moment. Like, what patina? And why are the choke tubes so important to preserve anyway?
    My biggest "WTF?" moment was seeing the wire wheel used on the action. I was appalled! Shelton stalls out the wire wheel trying to clear the screw head, and you look on with approval. "You think maybe we need a more powerful grinding wheel?" No! Oh god, no! Surely not!
    The WTFery in this video really had me going.
    "So here we have an amazingly recreated shotgun. It's completely done and filmed in broad daylight so you can see all of its hues and colors."
    Ha ha, now I get it, and I know there are countless hints I missed because I'm not well-versed in all this stuff.

  • @mjay4700
    @mjay4700 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gunbroker listing - "RARE. Only used 1 season. Blueing shows 98.7%." *Has Reserve*

  • @314299
    @314299 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know April 1st is tomorrow, not today.

  • @theafro
    @theafro ปีที่แล้ว +8

    beautiful patina on that one, it's almost a shame to disturb it.
    Maybe you should have just hung it on the wall under a sign saying "NO!" just so you can point at it when a real basket-case comes through the shop.

  • @craighansen7594
    @craighansen7594 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Are you now doing the hopelessly rusty restoration videos? I'll bet if you boil it about 10 minutes 95% of the blued finish will come back!

    • @marknovak8255
      @marknovak8255  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, no we are not. Just sayin........................

  • @rouserrouse100
    @rouserrouse100 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1) Spray rusting agent on new gun.
    2) Start filming "restoration video".
    3) Attempt to cycle action to demonstrate damage.
    4) Hammer pins and components apart (usually sped up with mice vocals).
    5) Grind or soak components in evaporust.
    6) Reassemble.
    7) Shoot with gloves on.
    8) Much TH-cam profit and gunsmith learning.

  • @ColburnFreml
    @ColburnFreml ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was posted two days too early it seams.

  • @bubbacade6787
    @bubbacade6787 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The first few seconds of looking at that weapon I thought, Mark isn't Jesus and that shotgun isn't Lazarus...

  • @lobster8009
    @lobster8009 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That took longer to realise than id like to admit. My excuse is this Video was uploaded on March 31. in MY timezone.

  • @joearledge1
    @joearledge1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Further proof that guns are frequently lost in boating accidents

    • @Z7d3nR4
      @Z7d3nR4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂

  • @FreedomsLife1776
    @FreedomsLife1776 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You’re two days early with this video!!!

  • @dopefish93
    @dopefish93 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    From now on I am ending all my remote meetings with the phrase: "CARBON BASED LIFEFORM SIGNING OFF!"

  • @mattmoore1311
    @mattmoore1311 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know you're pushing hard enough when you stall the wire wheel.

  • @mannys9130
    @mannys9130 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm watching this well after April Fool's and I have to say Mark, my opinion of you is so high that I thought it was legit until the very end. 😂 You're a magician, so can you blame me? Lol.

    • @jonhaynes1577
      @jonhaynes1577 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing, Mark is a master wizard in his trade.

    • @dw5523
      @dw5523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gundalf the Greased.

  • @445cat
    @445cat ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mark trolling a 12 min video is legit what I stay for😂

  • @michaelsiegmund1789
    @michaelsiegmund1789 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn you Mark novak you made me piss myself laughing you my man have caught all the hack "Restorers" of firearms on youtube and made fun of everyone of them. Your the best LOL

  • @leor2830
    @leor2830 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    APRIL FOOL!!!

  • @Otisthelesser
    @Otisthelesser ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy April Fools to you too Mark.

  • @justinbell5696
    @justinbell5696 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    aren't we a couple days early for this?

  • @AltGrendel
    @AltGrendel ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would not have guessed it was only in the water 6 months. Looked more like a couple of years.

    • @tbone9903
      @tbone9903 ปีที่แล้ว

      looked like the underside of a 15 year old automobile from the rust belt

  • @Uncle_Bob_K
    @Uncle_Bob_K ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "There seems to have been a preexisting flaw" will be my new excuse.

  • @rossfudd256
    @rossfudd256 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    But I thought you were going to get the choke tubes out.

  • @kalaharimine
    @kalaharimine ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Somebody must have pissed you off when they asked you to restore that rusty relic, or did April come early.

  • @brianbiddle2456
    @brianbiddle2456 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    but they restore on youtube all the time

  • @vulpesvulpes5177
    @vulpesvulpes5177 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ha ha! I get it! This is a send up of all the fake “restoration videos” on TH-cam. Nice done.

  • @phileas007
    @phileas007 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    April 1st came a bit early this year 😁

    • @bryanlatimer-davies1222
      @bryanlatimer-davies1222 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was hoping he would carry it through till the end, like some of the other "restoration" channels

  • @shadow1231
    @shadow1231 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm still crying from laughter! That's not rusted through the barrel, that' a Maryland Magnaport!

  • @someonenamedbob
    @someonenamedbob ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bit early for April fools don't cha think?

  • @FlyingKSports
    @FlyingKSports ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolute best April Fool’s video I’ve seen. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @warrenharrison9490
    @warrenharrison9490 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This dropped two days early 😂

  • @OttoTheWeim
    @OttoTheWeim ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kroil is the best!!! Any product where the warnings on the can take up more space than any branding or product info and comes with an MSDS is good for me. I swear by the stuff.

    • @SteveinMississippi
      @SteveinMississippi ปีที่แล้ว

      +1 on that. I use it all the time in industrial maintenance and repair. Great stuff.

  • @ratride1
    @ratride1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I saw the apprentice working on it I knew it was a joke.

  • @mrbyamile6973
    @mrbyamile6973 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thought this was an April fools joke a few days early.

  • @pledgegamer
    @pledgegamer ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Once you took it to the wire wheel, I knew something was up. But shouldn’t this have been released tomorrow.

  • @MrTruckerf
    @MrTruckerf ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haha! Good parody of all the rusted relic rehabs on TH-cam! All that gun needed was the wood replaced and a new receiver. Of course, a new set of barrels also goes without saying.
    In other words, there was nothing worth saving.

  • @misery13666
    @misery13666 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now the ATF will know guns can be recovered from boating acidents. Noooo!

  • @Mr2ndAmendment
    @Mr2ndAmendment ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To the haters: Mark is a master. Watched all his videos, starting when I was still in the Army, and it really helped me out as a gunsmith just 3 years in now. Also, you're mad at a dude who simply doesn't care that you're mad haha. Considering his body of work on TH-cam, and all the knowledge he has, and all the work he's put into passing along that knowledge and experience -if you don't like it, go take your shitshow somewhere else. Or not, nobody really cares what you guys do.

  • @nuckyduk15
    @nuckyduk15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    JFC Marks dry humor is top notch.
    "Storing your firearms in salt water remember to store them muzzle down". 😂😂

    • @ohgary
      @ohgary ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what the cops in New Orleans did with confiscated firearms during Hurricane Katrina. Well, the salt water part, anyway.

  • @BESHYSBEES
    @BESHYSBEES ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice video brother thanks, I enjoy your sense of humour and have respect for taking on an apprentice 😂 without people like you willing to teach the younger generation the skills and knowledge you’ve taken a lifetime to Aquire would be lost forever

    • @marknovak8255
      @marknovak8255  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sheldon is apprentice number 17 in 30 years

    • @BESHYSBEES
      @BESHYSBEES ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marknovak8255 i applaud you that’s very honourable Mark, I’ve watched the school kids videos with the model planes and running a turbo jet, I absolutely loved that they were so intrigued and have to ask were you ever a teacher or educator? I know you said you worked on subs in one video and just wanted to know a little history

    • @marknovak8255
      @marknovak8255  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BESHYSBEES Taught Mechatronics at the High School for 4 years.

  • @o2wow
    @o2wow ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "...light surface rust..." 🤪

  • @joshuashope5488
    @joshuashope5488 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Meanwhile I'm the background making a matchlock through all those shenanigans 😂

  • @michaelgriggi1784
    @michaelgriggi1784 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You need a sponsor get that Cigar Company to sponsor you

  • @ETCSssMcCrackin
    @ETCSssMcCrackin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A few days early for an April fools post...

  • @user-dg7sy8cz3b
    @user-dg7sy8cz3b ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mark, with that level of deceit you really would be an asset to the current regime.
    Expect phone calls. 🤣

  • @vicpecka7356
    @vicpecka7356 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Would've made a good April 1st episode.😁

  • @hankefrems9482
    @hankefrems9482 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    April Fools a tad early 😄😄😄

  • @davidphillips7321
    @davidphillips7321 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    April 1st - Comes Early, Stay Safe...

  • @sethbracken
    @sethbracken ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “We’ll just solder that later….”

  • @whiterabbit201
    @whiterabbit201 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Laughing my ass off! Original owner will have it listed for sale online asking $12K "Original rust blued! Don't try to low ball me, I know what I got!" 🤑🤣😂🤣

  • @alex4alexn
    @alex4alexn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love the acting, you guys were really selling it for a while there. I was laughing. Great vid!

  • @parabellum1
    @parabellum1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mark, I have found a very rare German 88mm grenade. Unfortunately it exploded at some time, but I managed to find all the shrapnels! Can I send it over to you to get it back in pristine condition?

  • @flatmoon6359
    @flatmoon6359 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The skill of using a big ball pien gently isn't taught anymore

  • @azeraelleft5331
    @azeraelleft5331 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I spent this whole video saying there's no way😂😂😂 Mark your bloody carbon based legend 🍻

  • @GA-br8wj
    @GA-br8wj ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Water based oils seem to be out of stock nowadays

  • @mrfancypanzer549
    @mrfancypanzer549 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oof, i used to work for a Beretta importer, luckily the 686 doesnt use the fanciest wood. also you should have used an angle grinder or pneumatic needle gun on the receiver, thats what all the professional youtube "restorers" use.

  • @Hibrass
    @Hibrass ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice little shot across the bows, on some the Utube gun restoration videos! 😂

  • @scottgellerman8554
    @scottgellerman8554 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Looked like a Stoeger... if so, it wasn't "dropped" overboard, it was thrown! Should make an excellent tomato stake! 😂

  • @45-70SBL
    @45-70SBL ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shouldn't this episode have been released on April 1st?

  • @bigredjeepyj3436
    @bigredjeepyj3436 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You had us in the first...um....16 seconds, and then we knew it was a ruse.

  • @BeefaloBart
    @BeefaloBart ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thought from the start it would be an April fools joke lol. Still want to get you to refresh my Sweet 16. She has been in the family since new and thats been easily over 60 years.

  • @caesius248
    @caesius248 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Saltwater Gunmites are voracious eaters. If left undisturbed, a colony can consume up to three pounds of gun in just one year.

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman12569 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Do you honestly believe"
    ..Wat
    Oh right, I'm catching up a few days after

  • @beezo2560
    @beezo2560 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hilarious. Loved every minute of it.

  • @nerdycus6935
    @nerdycus6935 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nothing beats the magical repairing hammer. Polished urethane hammer faces!

  • @nickkennedy9034
    @nickkennedy9034 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know it is from Maryland by how similar the rust is in color to Old Bay

  • @ludercoarms
    @ludercoarms ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LMFAO!!! The sad thing is I have had customers bring me a job like that AND think it should be around a hundred bucks to do. Nope, not gonna touch it, sorry not sorry!!

  • @codyironworks307
    @codyironworks307 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got to7 minutes before I figured it out 😂😂😂

  • @Womanwolfrider
    @Womanwolfrider ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shouldn’t the video have been released tomorrow morning? lol

  • @dbaider9467
    @dbaider9467 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like this honest style of restoration video...but could you save the chokes?

  • @Ronsonic
    @Ronsonic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Any repair that starts with Percussive Maintenance has my attention.

  • @TheGeekiestGuy
    @TheGeekiestGuy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only a hammer with an extra fine polish job will fix that thing. 😂
    Thanks for the content, guys. 🤙🏽

  • @michaelspratt610
    @michaelspratt610 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And I was SURE this was serious.

    • @Hjerte_Verke
      @Hjerte_Verke ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's so good he had me fooled until he splintered the fore end. . .

  • @davidnixon5832
    @davidnixon5832 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ...and you did that whole 12 minutes with a straight face, until the end...you're tha best...

  • @TheTarrMan
    @TheTarrMan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm surprised you don't have like a 50 gallon fish tank filled with kroil just to soak those types of jobs in for a while.

    • @genericpersonx333
      @genericpersonx333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you have a few thousand dollars to drop on buying him a 55-gallon drum, I am sure he would appreciate the donation!

  • @PhilGoldblum
    @PhilGoldblum ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A bit of detritus... Solder on a new barrel. Awesome stuff. Thanks for the video Mark.

  • @Theslowone450
    @Theslowone450 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo it's not April 1st yet

    • @Hjerte_Verke
      @Hjerte_Verke ปีที่แล้ว

      Doing it on the day of is too obvious. 😉

  • @mckwilly
    @mckwilly ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Looks like we turned this into an acryglas video" ! 🤣