The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Pitch Meeting

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  • @joshlehman3604
    @joshlehman3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2889

    “He just kinda frantically looks around like he lost a contact lens” is both ridiculous and somehow accurate

    • @Jacob-ht7im
      @Jacob-ht7im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "Don't move! Nobody move! Oh God. Oh, no. Aw, my mom's gonna be so pissed!" - Saron(age12)

    • @komi-creative
      @komi-creative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This bit killed me!!

    • @VenomousBunny12
      @VenomousBunny12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Does... Does that make you soulscion the white?

    • @jacobandersen6075
      @jacobandersen6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha Lolol

    • @36moshpit7
      @36moshpit7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Little known fact: Sauron actually did lose his contact lens. Thank goodness for Family Guy accurately reporting stuff.

  • @enosh8425
    @enosh8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5166

    the "so he talks to himself like he’s two different people?" joke took a while to hit cause im so used to seeing ryan as 2 people

    • @bjp4869
      @bjp4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Same, I can't believe it took me so long to get that joke.

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I never would have gotten it without reading this comment

    • @dcthepro1339
      @dcthepro1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      69th comment😌😏

    • @enosh8425
      @enosh8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dcthepro1339 69th like you mean

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bjp4869 you really need some joke classes
      I know a guy

  • @vitosanto9702
    @vitosanto9702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Producer Guy forgot his own name when he died, but not the plot that Screenwriter Guy was telling him. *That* is commitment to one's work

    • @abhijeetsharma5764
      @abhijeetsharma5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow wow wow wow, wow

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Commitment to the job is *toit* !!

    • @finalgaming8053
      @finalgaming8053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well Gandalf didn’t forget either

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or maybe he did forget but got instantly hooked when he heard there was a battle going on

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that is exactly what happened to Gandalf/Mithrandir/Greyhame/Olorin/the Old Greybeard!

  • @deadsirius3531
    @deadsirius3531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    "That freakin ring makes everybody sketchy"
    As good a summation of the whole series as I've seen

    • @JZBaltazar
      @JZBaltazar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Married people: Tell me about it!

    • @wwoods66
      @wwoods66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And this is why you don't have eagles close to it.

    • @ooi97
      @ooi97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's basically the message of the story. The Ring of Power. Makes people sketchy.
      Very deep symbolism, you see

    • @DaveReddy
      @DaveReddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are many better "summations" but it isn't wrong I suppose.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except Sam, he’s a real one.

  • @agentmiko6049
    @agentmiko6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2908

    "So what's that made of?"
    "*Plot Armor*"
    I love these Pitch Meetingsss

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They are preciousssss

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ve heard the same about “protagonist armor” 😆

    • @ReparationsNation
      @ReparationsNation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is my only issue w this particular pitch meeting. I mean, everyone and anyone that knows anything about fantasy adventure knows that Cloaks of Elven Kind helps characters hide. In this very way even, lol.

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ReparationsNation So plot armor

    • @AntJayRod25
      @AntJayRod25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO!
      Damn, spilt my tea.

  • @SplexikonGames
    @SplexikonGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    M. Night Shyamalan should have screamed a third time: “it’s happening”

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ToeKnee Balony would like to know your location

    • @FlaccidSunday
      @FlaccidSunday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bet

    • @feathero3
      @feathero3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was waiting for that joke 😸

    • @amrkhairi1716
      @amrkhairi1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What movie was he talking about?

    • @feathero3
      @feathero3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@amrkhairi1716
      "The Happening."

  • @Colty95
    @Colty95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. You will get that in the second movie Frodo.

    • @stickyspaceman
      @stickyspaceman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I tried saying this at work and now I am unemployed.

    • @loganthooft6355
      @loganthooft6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stickyspaceman Oof man!

    • @khaierodr7311
      @khaierodr7311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stickyspaceman so u r a wizard cool

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stickyspaceman i mean... i had the same thing but my employer's sub contractor's HR dictated the rules saying that you can't be in the building early, you also can't buzz in late, you literally could only be on time if you buzzed in the minute your shift started...but then since you weren't on the floor working when your shift started you were still late.

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or if you read the Bible lol

  • @remindyouofwho7201
    @remindyouofwho7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    King: "Let's draw swords together!"
    Aragorn: "Uhhh, not the best time for an art project sir...."

    • @nayeemred9632
      @nayeemred9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This!

    • @Balmung000005
      @Balmung000005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NayeemRed I second that.

    • @egregius9314
      @egregius9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ...and yet it could've ben interpreted in a COMPLETELY different way as well.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@egregius9314 Er, yeah, that's the way I interpreted it. But I guess Pitch Meeting is too family-friendly for that.

    • @lorrie9462
      @lorrie9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Egregius yeah that’s how I interpreted it. Honestly took me a beat to get the art project joke

  • @davidkhan7873
    @davidkhan7873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    I really hope “producer guy” will be Producer Guy the White again in the 3rd one!

    • @olandir
      @olandir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Oh please make this happen for the third movie pitch meeting. Pitch Meeting consistency is tight!

    • @Mr_Morningsloth
      @Mr_Morningsloth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Producer guy the white is tight

    • @mr.s2005
      @mr.s2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      looks more like Producer guy the Pink

    • @Mr_Morningsloth
      @Mr_Morningsloth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm really gonna need you to get off my back about that

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why does this comment not have more likes??

  • @ashmillio2037
    @ashmillio2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    "What? Do the Orcs all have Cockney accents?"
    "They do, yeah"
    "Oh, inexplicable accents are toight!!"

    • @alsodanleyness
      @alsodanleyness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah, but they are all pretty strong kiwi accents, not cockney

    • @dulcimerrafi
      @dulcimerrafi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you think that was a dig at Les Miserables?

    • @carlosrvra
      @carlosrvra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In’it! 😄

    • @BELCAN57
      @BELCAN57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Roight" !

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noice!

  • @Dalewt75
    @Dalewt75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    "No, he's just kind of frantically looks around like he lost a contact lense." Actually had to stop the video there because I was laughing too much.

    • @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081
      @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I had to stop the video multiple times this one was freaking hilarious.

    • @TheBea3000
      @TheBea3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg, me too!

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lens*

    • @guesswho2590
      @guesswho2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 I just needed to know how the reply would look like.

    • @chrispeters3466
      @chrispeters3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto

  • @zackyboi2048
    @zackyboi2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    “So he talks to himself like he’s two different people?”
    “Yeah!”
    “This guys got problems!”
    *dead*

    • @paulhill4382
      @paulhill4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I didn’t get this scene at first as I am so accustomed to these videos by now 😂

    • @MrMonsster
      @MrMonsster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      This joke might be one of his best

    • @SFNouri
      @SFNouri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I loved that part

    • @PoweredByEnvy
      @PoweredByEnvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      One of the most meta jokes ever told.

    • @cheriann6461
      @cheriann6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@paulhill4382 lol. Right! At least while I'm watching, I totally conceptualize Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy and TWO SEPERATE entities. I KNOW they are both Ryan, and yet.......

  • @Suho1004
    @Suho1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    I snorted hard at "inexplicable accents." It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything or I might have become Suho the White.

    • @dandaley365
      @dandaley365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I read this comment before seeing that part and still almost died myself

    • @rknight56
      @rknight56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Snorting hard at inexplicable accents is tight.

    • @Retisurfer
      @Retisurfer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Toight*

    • @the_hanged_clown
      @the_hanged_clown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rknight56 snorting the white is tight.

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@the_hanged_clown not tight
      *T i O g H t*

  • @chezariethames6907
    @chezariethames6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The fact that he took a jab at himself about making conversations to himself and replying as if he was a different person was absolutely GENIUS!!!

  • @rome8180
    @rome8180 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is easily in the top 3 Pitch Meetings for me. So many first-rate jokes from"inexplicable accents are toight" to "so he talks to himself like he's two different people" to the M. Night Shyamalan joke to the Wormtongue joke to the Producer Guy the White joke...Just a masterclass in comedy writing.

  • @Dom-lj2dw
    @Dom-lj2dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Making great content like this is definitely not easy and probably an inconvenience. Thank you so much, keep up the great work!

    • @joesoso9656
      @joesoso9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well said! The best comedy on TH-cam.

  • @SamSchott1
    @SamSchott1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "Inexplicable accents are toyt." - For the win!

    • @attiasprouse682
      @attiasprouse682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m vexed I had to scroll this far to see this comment.

    • @grundgutigertv6170
      @grundgutigertv6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@attiasprouse682 ah so someone DID mention it!

  • @Radhaugo108
    @Radhaugo108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Producer: So what happens in this movie?
    Legolas: "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"

  • @naivenitara
    @naivenitara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    My boss hates when I say, "I'm gonna need you to stay allllll the way off my back," when he asks for work updates 🤣

    • @luhuntrix6928
      @luhuntrix6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It will be so funny if your boss answer okay i will go off your back now

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luhuntrix6928 That's better than the boss saying I will get off on your back now.

    • @vincentcordi
      @vincentcordi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s not nice he should just get off of that thing

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Well to be honest sir, this part wasn't in the books" was probably the entire pitch meeting of the Hobbit movies

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "Let this be the hour where we draw swords together."
    "Oh, a little art project? Not the best time for it but still fun."
    LOL.

    • @benjamim8046
      @benjamim8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Ryan

    • @colonelquack
      @colonelquack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was really expecting a "oooh, a little homoerotic romance subplot" reply to the "draw swords together" line.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@colonelquack I thought that too, but 'a little art project' kind of works with that as a euphenism anyway, especially if they filmed it.

  • @whitewalker9862
    @whitewalker9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I'm sorry Ryan. It's impossible for me to acknowledge you as a single person anymore. So you're not nuts.

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I had a brief blank moment trying to catch the joke
      AND THEN It hit me ahahahahahahha
      We got so used to the characters ahahahahhaha

    • @weavariothebookbeast3652
      @weavariothebookbeast3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to make fun of superman, but it totally works

    • @matthew8505
      @matthew8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I definitely wouldn't have gotten the joke if he didn't make it so obvious!!!

    • @edbrito-swdev
      @edbrito-swdev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, Ryan is going to need for you to step allll the way off his back.

    • @Haydatsanime
      @Haydatsanime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait? That's only one person?

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    "Producer Guy the White" LOL!

    • @noctis69something95
      @noctis69something95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ... that Wig though lol 😂

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow wow wow
      ow ow

    • @paulatamaramohamad5794
      @paulatamaramohamad5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He is a little pinkish tough

    • @NancyFrye
      @NancyFrye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Producer Guy the White is tight.

    • @Ancano
      @Ancano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least he didn't make any white power jokes.

  • @kaylaahrens4373
    @kaylaahrens4373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he says, "yes sir i do" his grin is just infectious!

  • @calculateddesign1591
    @calculateddesign1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Seriously though, Do "pirates of the Caribbean" The only successful movie based on a theme park ride. Scripts written in crayon. Johnny Depp playing himself.... I mean, do you need me to pitch this to you?

    • @BiggDeli
      @BiggDeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait, what? LOL. Where can I read more about the script being written in crayon. That's insane.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BiggDeli I think they're joking.

    • @Protoman888
      @Protoman888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      'I have a pitch meeting pitch for you sir. It's a for a pitch meeting based on a film series based on a Disney themepark ride...'

    • @mikecabral2420
      @mikecabral2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Protoman888 haven't we tried that with haunted mansion, country bears, and a bunch of others that all bombed hard.
      Yep.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depp playing himself? He got nominated b/c the character was so unorthodox.

  • @bluddum1107
    @bluddum1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Sometimes these sketches seem so real and natural that i dont even pick up the self aware talking-to-yourself-jokes

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yep, even though they look and sound exactly alike, I still think of them as separate, individual entities.

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The elves in the Tolkien universe were renowned for their ability to meld plot armor into their equipment.

    • @Haeman89
      @Haeman89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haldir shouldn't have left his at home

    • @waffleman4137
      @waffleman4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The elves didn't even come in the books

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waffleman4137 So... How'd they win the battle then?

    • @waffleman4137
      @waffleman4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dkisausome The defenders were able to hold off the horde for a while, then in the morning Gandalf came with fighters from the westfold of Rohan, and they rode in and the orcs were scared and were being destroyed, and the Rohirrim won the battle, and by the way, Èomir was always at Helm's Deep.

    • @Metal_Auditor
      @Metal_Auditor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@waffleman4137 it also didn't hurt that there were like 2,000 Rohirrim defending the place, not 300 old men and children.

  • @beejaybanua9894
    @beejaybanua9894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "He's just talking to himself and replying as if he's two different people?"
    "Yeah he's frickin' nuts."
    "This guy's got problems."

    • @Wolfsgeist
      @Wolfsgeist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh boy, I didn't catch that at all... ^^

    • @TheDahaka1
      @TheDahaka1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me neither, I honestly thought Shyamalan was gonna say again "Hey, multiple personalities, great idea for a movie!"

    • @JordyToons
      @JordyToons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The best breaking the forth wall moment :P

    • @this_rishi
      @this_rishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a cry for help :P

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JordyToons I mean...it isn't like it is the first time he's done that joke...

  • @BlueBoxRevan
    @BlueBoxRevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Even the TREES are going to walk..."
    Omg i lost it when he said that line...

    • @animazen
      @animazen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ima say that was a Clerks reference

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@animazen are you ready for the 3rd movie?! Lol

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 ปีที่แล้ว

      The average tree does walk 8 miles a year.

    • @detaaditya6237
      @detaaditya6237 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are so many walking that even the trees are gonna walk.
      I swear these pitch meetings

  • @sarainglis5886
    @sarainglis5886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "So he's talking to himself like he's two different people?"
    Me: ....
    Me: ...
    Me: Oh I get it!
    😂 lol

  • @kevinmurry8803
    @kevinmurry8803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Ryan: "You mean he's just talking to himself and replying like he's two different people?
    Ryan: "Yeah. This guy's nuts."

    • @drunkpunch7334
      @drunkpunch7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The look at the camera was the best

  • @MrIgorFraga
    @MrIgorFraga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The M. Night Shama dude eaves drop was perfect!! 😅😅😅

  • @MartinG03
    @MartinG03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Ryan George died from carrying Screen Rant on his back for so long

    • @saifsufian4286
      @saifsufian4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NOT YOU Screen Rant: okay we’ll get off of that thing

    • @MartinG03
      @MartinG03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saifsufian4286 we all know they won't

    • @daxriley8195
      @daxriley8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, but then he came back as Ryan George the White and apart from a little memory loss, he's as sharp as ever!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's Ryan the white now

    • @mind4lease554
      @mind4lease554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Calling him "Ryan the White" in 2020 MIGHT be problematic 🤷‍♂️

  • @roblamb59
    @roblamb59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Almost all of your pitch meetings are gold. This one is made of Mithril because of how awesome it is.

  • @ganas3
    @ganas3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

    • @christineharrelson4831
      @christineharrelson4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I keep telling people that but somehow people still expect punctuality. Sheesh.

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christineharrelson4831 Wouldn't that make them as punctual as they wanna be?

  • @trickee4262
    @trickee4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Screen writer guy: “so the Uruk-hai cuts the head off the smaller orc and says ‘looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!’”
    Producer guy: “how do orcs and Uruks know what a menu is? Do they have restaurants and pubs in Isengard?”
    Screen writer guy: “unclear”
    Producer guy: “huh”

    • @gamingman21
      @gamingman21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      they have met Aragorn in a pub... in the first movie.

    • @Shnauften
      @Shnauften 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gamingman21 Humans, not orcs, the plot point is how orcs would know that

    • @Riwillion
      @Riwillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Shnauften He might be referring to some of Saruman´s spies having been in the Prancing Pony pub from the first movie, which is kind of a thing in the books. They were either half-orcs, like the Uruk-hai, or some other odd breed of men.

    • @samuraicupcake289
      @samuraicupcake289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would imagine Saruman's orc dens would have some sort of cantina with a menu of choice of disgusting slops.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well they are "born" fully grown, so I'd guess they are also "born" with some basic level of knowledge of how things work.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Smegal: "We loves the Pitch Meetings, precious. They are TIGHT."
    Gollum: "No! We hates them! They are not Super Easy, Barely an Inconveniences."

    • @theimposter1990
      @theimposter1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @TinkBellQ
      @TinkBellQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Smegal: But not being Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience is Tight

    • @mni_7
      @mni_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      toyt

  • @bitfusionsouthafrica
    @bitfusionsouthafrica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    This guy's got problems...
    He carries Screen Rant with Pitch Meetings!

    • @greatazuredragon
      @greatazuredragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Indeed. I literally subscribed simply due to him. ^^

    • @PabloNeves26
      @PabloNeves26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Exactly! I even forget I'm not watching his channel!

    • @niclasthygekromand1195
      @niclasthygekromand1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Waoh waoh waoh... waoh

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Screen Writer Dude "Screen Rants gonna need to get ALL the way off my back with their channel"!
      SR: "But our channel will fail without you"!
      SWD: "Whoops"!
      SR: "Whoopsie"!

    • @hrishikeshdeo9721
      @hrishikeshdeo9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @NOT YOU he is not saying woah.. He is saying lile ryan says wow wow wow

  • @edwardszysorhans573
    @edwardszysorhans573 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The wormtongue joke is probably the best in this entire series. Makes me lol every time

  • @sirvazo1633
    @sirvazo1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These pitch meetings are brilliant - always looking forward to watching (and re-watching) them 😀👍

  • @ConstantReview
    @ConstantReview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "Falling from great heights isn't really fatal in these movies."
    Star Wars: *looks nervous*

    • @huberfloover
      @huberfloover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      War Machine/Colonel Rhodes in Cap. America Civil War... "Hold my beer"

    • @CyGea
      @CyGea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speaking of falling from great heights not hurting anyone.
      How is it Gamora can jump from any height in GotG 2 and land on her feet no problem, but her fall in IW kills her???

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CyGea
      In other movies she can brace herself for a superhero landing that somehow makes you invererable to fall damage. In Infinity War she fell backwards and landed on her head.

    • @teresasevy1563
      @teresasevy1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My guess is that the soul stone killed her before she even landed. Also "so the rest of the movie can happen".

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CyGea well she didn't land on her feet in IW, sooooo...

  • @makotocarolin
    @makotocarolin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Screenwriter Guy and Studio Executive Guy: Who’s Gollum and who’s Smeagol...

    • @skyguysreactions
      @skyguysreactions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      “I DON’T KNOW!”
      “Fair enough.”

    • @YaNoAwantoMas
      @YaNoAwantoMas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The answer is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @simonsebs
      @simonsebs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.”

    • @skyguysreactions
      @skyguysreactions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Simon Williams “Well, okay then! Lemme just get off that thing.”
      “Yes, thank you.”

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Screenwriter Guy seems like the evil one.

  • @phar314
    @phar314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn! This is the best Pitch Meeting skit by far. I wonder how he could come up with so many jokes: Cockney joke, Shyamalan joke, self-awareness joke, and producer guy the white joke. They are all my favorites.

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I absolutely love that joke about Golem talking to himself like be is two people which is exactly what Ryan George does here on Pitch Meeting and on his own channel Ryan George

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    About the Nazgul, while they serve Sauron, they aren’t extensions of his senses, so he probably wouldn’t have sensed that Frodo had the ring.

  • @xmorlozer5941
    @xmorlozer5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ngl that “TOGHT” at 1:03 made me choke on my water lmao

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:02

    • @kokmuntay6218
      @kokmuntay6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you turn into trix lozer the white?

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      U choked on a liquid? That fluid must've been suddenly compacted into a small space that was TOGHT 😊

  • @tommymc7535
    @tommymc7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Pirates of the Caribbean needs to be on the list!!! So many plot holes in the last 3 movies of the franchise!!

    • @cecilegaultier1279
      @cecilegaultier1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      5 not 3 😂

    • @josejuanandrade4439
      @josejuanandrade4439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cecilegaultier1279 What you mean 5, there are only 4 movies in that franchise.

    • @cecilegaultier1279
      @cecilegaultier1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jose juan andrade the three main movies then the one with the fountain of youth and finally the revenge of Salazar. It is 5

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The original 3, and then On Stranger Tides, and Dead Men Tell No Tales....so yeah...5...

    • @tomerfeller9993
      @tomerfeller9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I won't call the r/wooosh, but c'mon guys, you never count the last two. I mean, the 4 was ok i guess but HELL NO, THERE'S A TRILOGY OF MOVIES

  • @nicolavincenzo7927
    @nicolavincenzo7927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    His facial expression when he hears "M. Night" chiming in is one of the funniest things that ever happened on TH-cam.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:09 I still yelled "No!" As Aragorn went over the edge, just like I did when I was a kid. 😂

  • @cosmickal9920
    @cosmickal9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Took me a second to get the "talking to himself joke" but after that I had to pause because I was laughing so hard

  • @misscee1052
    @misscee1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That M. Night reference actually has me in tears its bloody genius

    • @Verse314
      @Verse314 ปีที่แล้ว

      The happening lmao

  • @davidhoffman6980
    @davidhoffman6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Screen writer guy: "So then after the battle, Gimli goes up to a random wounded orc and says 'yo, tell me what happened.' And the orc says 'he's dead!' And then..." Producer guy: "Wait! Who's dead?" Screen writer guy: "Aragorn of course." Producer guy: "A random wounded orc knows exactly who the good guys are talking about and what happened to him?" Screen writer guy: "That's what we're going with."

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m gonna need you to get aaaall the way off my back about random orc plot knowledge

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Corvid-19 Yes. Sharku would have known that the person he was fighting with fell over the cliff, but not necessarily that it was Aragorn. In medieval times, people generally did not know what famous people looked like and could not attach a name to a face.

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oremfrien "Sharku" was the name the orcs gave to Saruman, and means "old man" in Orcish, But yeah, some random orc wouldn't have known Aragorn's name. He wasn't wearing a nametag or anything. Besides, we humans all look alike to orcs.

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PhilBagels You are correct that Sharku is a name given to Saruman by orcs IN THE BOOKS. In the movie script and related materials (like videogames) the orc that led the warg riders and, consequently fought Aragorn, was given the name "Sharku" so that it would fit in with the mythology. Additionally the very scene where the riders of Rohan confront the warg riders in the movie never takes place in the book, so the interactions there are entirely Jackson's,

    • @thegreatpage5912
      @thegreatpage5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luminoustorus548 Okay let me get off that thing.

  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "It's never a good idea to hire someone with 'tongue' in their name"
    Depends on the profession I suppose

  • @stormvexed
    @stormvexed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love it when the movies actually tie into the pitch meeting video idea, so meta. I love it.

  • @khryan63
    @khryan63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love all your pitch meeting shows. You always put a smile on my face❤️🤗🤗

  • @AmeAnimation
    @AmeAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Almost didn't get the "talking to himself" joke. It has become too natural in these skits. Almost like two people.

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JoshuaJameson of course is not two guys! Didn't you meet Kevin the intern and others? ;)

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, there are way more than two guys on this set!

  • @CircleVGamer
    @CircleVGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I still want a T-shirt that states “killing Sean Bean is tight”

  • @craig5322
    @craig5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I've watched every single one of these videos, and I think that self referential Gollum joke is one of the most perfect jokes in the whole series

  • @giosuecirinocarroni6743
    @giosuecirinocarroni6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:45 DIDNT SEEE THAT COMINGGGGGG

  • @JGooden762
    @JGooden762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    More like "Producer Guy the light lilac" don't know what happened there.

    • @Nokaret
      @Nokaret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He dyed.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nokaret so punny! xD

    • @monmothma3358
      @monmothma3358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nokaret ROFL

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nokaret you're gonna be getting notifications for this comment for the next 10 years. Enjoy

  • @Giby86
    @Giby86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Just one serious point: "wizards arrive precisely when they mean to" has been established in act 1 of the first movie, so yeah, Gandalf knew exactly when he would show up with Eomer.

    • @sohell1992
      @sohell1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. He knew when he'd be back he couldn't see the future. Plus it was clearly established that future was not certain to begin with.

    • @TomdeArgentina
      @TomdeArgentina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gandalf could see the future in the book. He had the blessing of Manwë.

    • @starburst98
      @starburst98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He also has a light power theme so dawn let him use the power of the rising sun to blind the orcs and this give the riders a huge advantage since the orcs couldn't see their enemies.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TomdeArgentina Future predicting, even by Manwë, wasn't 100% accurate.

    • @pizzapie4me
      @pizzapie4me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y'all acting like Gandalf wasn't high AF when he said that.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I'm gonna keep asking for Pirates of The Caribbean until it happens.

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah surprised they haven't done it. We do know the return of the king will be next week. Let's hope they do pirates the week after.

    • @BirdLadySpeaks
      @BirdLadySpeaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And I’m going to keep seconding it until it happens

    • @blackbeardbarkbark
      @blackbeardbarkbark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      100% need it!

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I keep asking for Shrek 😂

    • @seriesjunkie0074
      @seriesjunkie0074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just like I'm gonna keep asking for the movie or rather the documentary "Idiocracy" until it happens.

  • @gonzo95ful
    @gonzo95ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Me: wait Ryan’s just talking to himself like he’s 2 different people. My brain: yeah this guy is nuts Me:.....wait

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I first started watching pitch meeting videos I thought they were identical twins

    • @randalllopez9707
      @randalllopez9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he is part of a clowning experiment

    • @randalllopez9707
      @randalllopez9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Amel Bougrouz yes

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randalllopez9707 Do... Do you mean a cloning experiment? A clowning experiment sounds like they're experimenting on people to turn them into clowns. And that sounds very terrifying.

    • @randalllopez9707
      @randalllopez9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@VoidZeroNothing no they just failed no typos here

  • @FelixCorsentino
    @FelixCorsentino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've watched so many of these that I didn't get the "talking to himself like he's two different people" joke, but the long pause after its delivery compelled me to think about it more....and then I was like "ohh wow wow wow wow wow wow"

  • @GuadalupePicasso
    @GuadalupePicasso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Inexplicable accents are toight.”

  • @bravo2278
    @bravo2278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Then Aragorn jumps off his horse, does a back flip, snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day.

    • @gemsdirtykitchen3658
      @gemsdirtykitchen3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually Gollum does all that. Except the horse part. ;)

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No,Aragorn doesn't snap necks.He has a greatsword,he stabs.

    • @christophharder5859
      @christophharder5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ... saves the bad guy's snap and necks the day

    • @fiz4400
      @fiz4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow wow wow, wow

    • @labcurmudgeon7935
      @labcurmudgeon7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SMH I got it bravo22.

  • @Aeronor2001
    @Aeronor2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Well where exactly was Gondor when the westfold fell then?"
    "In Gondor"
    "That makes sense"

  • @shenglong9818
    @shenglong9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    #200 PITCH MEETING COUNTDOWN. This is original pitch meeting #191. Just 8 more and then the 9th will be #200. Tight.

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There are more in the playlist, but those are compilations.

    • @henrikingholt9245
      @henrikingholt9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow wow wow, wow

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reaching the 200th pitch meeting is gonna be super easy barley a inconvenience

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey, that's how counting works!

    • @shenglong9818
      @shenglong9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vicmartone Yes sir it is.

  • @jjbb84x
    @jjbb84x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Look to the East at Dawn" is Middle Earth's "On your left".

  • @fabiangardin7132
    @fabiangardin7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These are getting better every time. Best pitch meeting so far. Had me burst into laughter multiple times. Keep it up!

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "oh yeah... he's friggin NUTS!"
    "this guy's got problems!"
    Poking fun at oneself is super easy ... barely an inconvenience. :D

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Making fun of yourself is toyt!

  • @mannyghotra8415
    @mannyghotra8415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    He talks to himself like 2 people? Yes.
    This guy got some problems.
    Best ever description of "pitch meetings"

  • @horseoperamarker
    @horseoperamarker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "he talks to himself"
    *Slowly looks at Ryan*

  • @hannahschneider9761
    @hannahschneider9761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh when he does ROTK’s multiple endings it’s gunna be TIGHT.

  • @kendalldrury8156
    @kendalldrury8156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Even the trees walk in this movie."
    Not sure if that's a Clerks 2 reference or not but I like it regardless.

    • @RachelG1979
      @RachelG1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So much walking in Tolkiens books he added trees or Ents to the long trek that is destroying the ring and saving middle earth.

    • @christineharrelson4831
      @christineharrelson4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen the movie? The Ents (which would be called Treants in D&D) go into battle :) It was my favorite part of the movie, because an army of trees is effing awesome.

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Oooh, I think you may have died."
    "Oh yeah whoops."
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @BELCAN57
      @BELCAN57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Wow, wow, waoh, ow"!

  • @IBrowneeI
    @IBrowneeI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Requesting a Pitch Meeting for ‘The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course’.
    Trying to come up with a weird plot around Steve Irwin doing his regular thing would be entertaining.

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "There's gonna be walking"
    Son of a gun, he did read the books.

  • @Greyzay
    @Greyzay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Bruh this dudes talking to himself, hes fricking nuts
    Edit: Thanks for the likes yall should subscribe to me for i can beat my friends youtube channel without vids

  • @sayuntamrakar8003
    @sayuntamrakar8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:14 He's talking to himself and replying as if he's a different person. This guy must be nuts 😂. And that awkward laugh after that.

    • @DCComicsGamer
      @DCComicsGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He even used the Gollum/Smeagol shots that are angled exactly like the Pitch Meetings...

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:12 That Gollum part got me. 😂😂 Ryan is super great, I DO forget he IS talking with himself sometimes.

  • @Magggrty
    @Magggrty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    And then he did a backflip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

    • @Bioshocker86
      @Bioshocker86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow wow wow!

    • @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
      @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alright, I give up. Someone post this comment every time and I still haven't learned the original reference. A little help...

    • @Magggrty
      @Magggrty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Gonzalez first person to write fiction
      That’s what the videos called

  • @FlaccidSunday
    @FlaccidSunday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So glad you're finally doing the LOTR trilogy Ryan. It helps that it's super easy, barely an inconvenience that I just happen to be watching these movies again this week. You know you have to do The Hobbit trilogy next now right?

  • @rider338
    @rider338 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best part about screenrant is how i only get pitch meetings in my feed and nothing else by them I'm truly thankful finally youtube has done something right

  • @richardwilson9476
    @richardwilson9476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This has to be one of the funniest pitch meetings so far.

  • @johnpotts8308
    @johnpotts8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Now that he's returned as "Producer Guy the White", does this mean he can authorise even bigger budget pictures?

  • @almeida2016
    @almeida2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    -'THIS GUY'S IS GOT PROBLEMS!' (George looks at the camera) LOL

  • @samuelparchment1908
    @samuelparchment1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Well they looked at each other, so...they’re in love now.” I’m pretty sure you just described shipping.

    • @ElderSnake90
      @ElderSnake90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ReyLos in a nutshell

  • @xenoxxillia1411
    @xenoxxillia1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:20 it took me a solid 10 seconds for that joke to process in my brain. I’m disappointed in myself for not catching it the first time but that was gold.

  • @jpob5
    @jpob5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t wait to see the extended version

  • @AbdulazizMurady
    @AbdulazizMurady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ryan to Screen Rant: "Sir i'm gonna need you to get all the way of my back"

  • @Modellbaustammtisch
    @Modellbaustammtisch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "... like he lost a contact lens or something..."
    😂😂😂

  • @creigcoogan5363
    @creigcoogan5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Never a good idea to hire someone with worm in their name.”
    “Or tongue.”
    😂

  • @emptyhand777
    @emptyhand777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I recently rewatched all the LOTR and The Hobbit movies before discovering Screen Rants.
    Yeah, watching these movies a 2nd time had me in Screen Rants mode the entire time.
    I was thinking it, now you're saying it. Love these.

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh... This entire time Ryan is basically Gollum in these videos. :o

  • @charleslee8313
    @charleslee8313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd like to see a pitch meeting for The Wizard Of Oz.
    "With Dorothy's only means of escape literally flying away, I'm guessing it'll be quite difficult for her to leave."
    "Actually, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience."

  • @solidsnake2085
    @solidsnake2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:49 made me laugh so hard I was almost crying!

  • @crazybalrog4033
    @crazybalrog4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    And then he does a backflip, snapped the Balrog’s next and saves the day.

    • @Gentleman_Taskmaster
      @Gentleman_Taskmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, it's super easy, barely an a convenience

    • @crazybalrog4033
      @crazybalrog4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow wow wow wow

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then Apollo does a backflip,snaps Python's neck,and saves the day.

  • @beckydavis2694
    @beckydavis2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ryan George, you are absolutely brilliant!!

  • @scoobydont
    @scoobydont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pitch Meetings are the only thing getting me through 2020 🙌