The Russo- Turkish War - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
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- The Russo- Turkish War - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
Ottoman bros....
Mods: HMPS
Intro: Victoria 3 Johan Waltz
Outro: Victoria 3 Johan Waltz
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As mentioned in the previous Victoria 3 video, this was played before the DLC released. So if you're wondering why the game doesn't have power blocs and investment etc. that's why.
@@Bokoen1 lil bro hearting his own comment + ratio
@@Abstract_FWTX Counter ratio
@@Pioneer_DE my parents rolled 0’s
What gave it away for me was that Outer Manchuria was... well Outer Manchuria and not Amur and Primorye. Didn't even notice the lack of the other mechanics at first.
@@Abstract_FWTX Snake of Danmark
Ottomans, 1453
"With our cannons, we will bring down the legendary Theodosian Walls: Costantinople shall be ours."
Ottomans, 1517
"The Mamluks' overeliance on their knight class left them vulnarable to the superior firepower of the Janissaries. Now their empire is ours and we are the indisputable superpower of Sunni Islamdom."
Ottomans, 1865
"Yo, did we forget to bring the cannons?"
Decadence system in full effect.
Bro as a turk this is what happened historically
Real Turk history
I get you 1k likes bro.
@@Montgomerydu14 thanks bro
“If we don’t teach them to read they won’t be a problem” ah I see we using the swimmy strat today 💪🏻💪🏻
Bo kneels before the power of the swigma male
He never learns though 😂😂
“I dont want to educate the minorities.”
"I personally am a staunch National Socialist.", lest we forget.
Nah that's the College "Reading is overrated" strat
and again a incompetent german ruler ignores Bismarck works, angers russia creating the anglo-french-russian alliance
larping is strong on this one 😂
I was literally reading the comments to find someone mentioning this
100% historically accurate Vicky 3
Especially the Christian uprising in China 😂😂😂
@@bornonthebattlefront4883 i mean thf the christian uprising is a scripted event now, so not as suprising
You can't make these scripts up man
Hey I’ve seen this one this is a classic!
"I found a new friend"
Bo's simulating kindergarten
That is literally what happened between Russia and Germany.
I love how Bo is going full Swimmy mode with minorities
Love?
'The Qing-Russia-America Axis of Friendship and Magic'
The Mandate of Heaven, Third Rome, and Manifest Destiny united in an unfathomable desire for land and influence.
I would love to see a vic 3 game of this because it would be funny compared to actual relations and China if allowed to can grow to insane levels if left alone to fester their population
@@simpleviewer1334lmao “fester”
-10 seconds in
-“don’t educate the minorities”
-basedkoen1
Just like swimmy as austro-hungary the first time they played vic3
Let see if bo could build the economy on papers like Swimmy did and then he can say he emulate swigma energy
Vicky is just the more interesting game for MP at this point, more options for the script writers.
It helps that teams aren't predetermined.
HoI4 still has great potential that they just limit to "meme games"
yes very intriguing game play and warfare micro, presses some buttons..
if they would play non-historical hoi4 the possibilities for script writers would be endless
@@MrTeddy12397 yeah I think thats the issue no Vicky there's no predetermined teams if they did non historical it would be a lot more fun
2:18 when you want to duell someone but you end playing Russian Roulette
LOL
Honestly I 100% agree with Boe's anger at the end. Germany not only refused to fight with Boe after he was attacked unprovoked despite being ally's, but also backed Turkey after they lost the war. Like thats actual insanity. Like the backstab was so real
Not only that but supporting a declining Ottomans over a growing Russia who is also literally bordering you
@@gideonmele1556 Exactly, and he got Great Britain backing Boe. Now he potentially has a overwhelming alliance bordering him
Nobody ever accused the Bokoen Cinematic Player-Group of being intelligent.
It's a wild display of either incompetence or random memeing. Somwtimes these people seem to intentionally make bad choices because they're bored.
Ottomans really be like: „Mein Sultan we forgor artillery”
The eyes turning red on the countryball really made me chuckle.
How much of a snake do you have to be to not only not help your ally, but pay off their enemy’s war debts.
I'd say about 3-5 Snakes of Denmark level
My guess is there was some backdoor deal with the Ottomans to ensure they balance out Bo
10 seconds in and Bo is RPing Russia a little too hard
Chinese Officer: “The Quing Dynasty shall not fall to this barbaric horde of the so called “Heavenly Kingdom”. By the night and tradition of our people shall us-“
Messenger: “Sir the Heavenly Kingdom is absolutely decimating us on every front.”
Officer: “Did I mention how much I love the Heavenly Kingdom. They’ve got some Bright New Ideas.”
(I know nothing of the historical basis for the conflict, if any exists.)
Some guy declared himself the brother of Jesus Christ and then caused a rebellion that killed 10s of millions of people.
honestly the historical basis of the conflict is way more insane than most people would even imaging joking about, which makes it all the more tragic for how many millions died
@@jackdunc That would be incredibly funny if the punchline wasn’t actual loss of human life for so preposterous a reason.
@@teddybearpaladin That fits with a lot of historical events unfortunately. Comedy and Tragedy often go hand in bloodied hand.
@@jackduncdon’t forget that it was to unify the Hakka minority in the south against the oppression by the Han majority. It was as much a minority uprising for rights and resources as it was a crazy cult leader trying to entice people and a failed attempt to woo outside forces to help (however he didn’t really understand Christian theology so that didn’t work at all).
Ratkoen gets ratted.
The snake of Denmark got snaked
This is such a great set up for the next episode!! I'm invested in the plot now!
Ok I was not expecting this
Keep up the Vicky III, it’s fun for MP-lots of fun spots for script writing, especially with the new DLC
Yeah I keep trying my friends to buy the game cuz I feel like it absolutely would be much more fun with others playing the major powers as opposed to the AI.
That ending when he zoomed out and there was a three way American Civil War 💀
Swimmy Legion here!
True Swigma males 😂
There's a swimmy legion now? God save us all
@@chhyachhrasuwaralways has been
Swigma Special forces, reporting in!
9:54 well that USA is something at least
The Snake of Denmark strikes again
The snake being outsnaked by Germany.
The french player was doing a historically accurate run of being insufferable
If you save and reload while there's an active event, then it just removes the event. Just ignore the opium wars 😂
"I sense you're upset about something"
Didn't know Troi was playing Germany.
I need a continuation to this one
What the hell was this beginning?
Bo got possessed by the spirit of every single tsar at once?
I love that in Victoria you can just save, reload, and remove any problematic event that pops up. I cheesed the Opium war in Victoria 2 doing that by preventing it from firing lol.
Yeah were gonna need a part 2 to this Bo.
I really hope we'll see rest of that game!
I’m ngl Bokoen1 non sponsored comment, but I took your word for it and bought Vic3 all DLC, and I’m not disappointed at all. Been having fun with the game, and although the warfare system is mid and very lackluster, the rest of the game revolving around government forming and market structure is levels above the system in Vic 2. I was talking mad shit about this game, but after playing it, I’m starting to find it better than Vicky 2 in a lot of ways.
Yeah the warfare is a bit eh. I mean, I like the idea of your generals doing their own shit and not micromanaging...but I think they need to work on the system more before I'd say it actually approaches their intent.
@@Pulstar232 it’s strange to me that paradox would think fans would switch from a fully micro managed war system that requires your total input unless dealing with rebels, and then switching to a few clicks and hoping you don’t blunder on your first engagement, but honestly after giving it a try I’m finding the system far more adaptable, though obviously not as enjoyable or thrilling.
@@Abstract_FWTXI always hated having to move every single army in other PDX games, nine times out of ten trying to get just one army into an advantageous position left me ignoring all the other armies and thus they were either getting curbstomped or were just standing around not contributing anything. I always would either resort to just one or two really big armies or just letting the AI handle all the warfare for me because it just got tedious and frustrating. I much prefer this system.
A better system would have been where you start of moving single armies. And then every mil tech woyld unlock features similaire to HOI4 army mechanics with frontlines. Woyld be alot better than what we have@@craftsmenMC
This is the most Chat GPT comment i have ever seen
What in the hell was happening on the USA at the end? A three ways civil war?
0:10 your plan didn't work I am Latvian and educated hahaha.
And also I might be drrunk rn.
get this man behind a wheel
Least alcoholic Latvian 💪🍺
This is one of the best ending. So dramatic and intriguing
Bo was pretty mad at the end 😂😂
We need more Vic3. Its hillarious.
I love how the Russia ball's eyes turns red
Germany try not to bail out debt ridden Balkan countries (100% impossible challenge)
I like the red-eyed Russia ball when Bo got pissed lmao.
Say what you want about V3, it facilitates mp shenanigans like no other game.
the axis of world powers and the reverse civil war classic vic 3
I saw the intro and immediately thought that it was a Swimmy Russia. Didn't realize it was Bo practicing his best Swimmy impression.
That triple civil war was looking tasty.
viccy 3 politics go hard
Anyone know what video has the clip of "Golden the type of guy to enjoy microwaved meals because they taste the same every time" ?
Bo losing his mind at Germany taking on the ottoman debt is just... so.Peak.
Germany got dat wilhelm 2 foreign policy grindset
The Russo-Turkish War ❌
The Mid-Off ✅
I've seen skirmish armies melt to irregular infantry in this patch.
I would love to see where this goes on to be. Looks like another interesting dynamic happening and tensions are brewing.
We need a part 2 for this NOW!
That triple civil war in the U.S. at the end though
8:26 Snake of Denmark strikes again
Average vic3 civil wars, great video
Can’t wait to see the sequel to this (if there is one)
A spoiler for the next Victoria in a nutshell video: Grachius is the new swimmy
'I found a new friend' :(
"We should've known the Germans would break the treaty. They have no honor!" ~Aleksander Sokolov (Call of Duty: Finest Hour [2004])
Denmark is just the Ohio version of Greenland.
Mp is goated on Vicky 3!
Friendship ended with Germany
Friendship started with Swimmy
"I found a new friend."
I like Vicky 3, please more content
9:55
Pause- Is the United States in a 3-way Civil War???
2:50 Are they forming the Philosophers from Metal Gear Solid??
5:16 soviet-german cooperation in 1939 be like
Of course the heavenly kingdom is good, it has "heaven" in the name!
Banger!
Since you played as a schizofrenic Russia, I recommend you try the New World Order mod! The lore is quite interesting and the mechanics are truly something to try!
a Russo-Turkish war and its NOT the russians declaring ? Did the ottomans get some sorta buff,how did doc manage to get an economy to afford an army capable going toe to toe with boe ?
Funny.
Whoa. Deja vu
"The Russo-Turkish War"
Me: Which one?
Ratkoen accepting GB paying off his debt while complaining that Germany is paying off Ottoman debts.
I wanna see a part 2. Russia / Uk / China vs Germany / Ottoman / France.
Waiting for part 2
When are we going back to vic2?
he said never. But maybe with project Alice he said he maybe would play It again. But no guarantee.
@@papagaiofilmes6642 disappointing
What mods do you use, they look cool
Imagine how much we could produce and the things we could ceeate is russia china and the us were allies
Lore of The Russo- Turkish War - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell momentum 100
50 seconds ago is arousing
Hi pls I want some more icbm content thanks ❤😊 and I am a new follower of the channel ❤
braun... is that you
9:54 what the hell is happening to the USA
PART 2!!!
Neat
Man when will you play the UK? I want to see that.
I know it was an eu4 video but this should be 2.0
what the FUCK was going on in america in that final shot
how can you play with so many? Even with just 3 or 4 people we always get desync problems after 10 years or so
Yo guys is Sphere of influence Good?
9:24 You know Bo's going full Ratkoen mode when he starts trying to explain his BS through analogies.
I'll accept accusations of rat behavior in many other cases, but this one is a no. You have no idea what a rat move is lmao.
@@Bokoen1 You’re right; this was more of a snake move
@@bigbubble4282 In which way is me being angry at my supposed ally helping my enemy a snake move?
@Bokoen1 you talked it was a Swimmy betraying College typed of act where he just straight went to war for his self interest. But it just economic help
@@Bokoen1 Pokoen1 AAAA
What happened to the mega campaign I need awnsers
Why does your top left UI look different then mine, is it a mod?
Ward
@@EtanRedKnight What?
@@Pioneer_DE I also want to know. So I'm warding the comment.
what is the ui mod?
Had to copy the Swimmy-Golden formula for the script. Smh!
Play OpenVic when it releases ❤
He said he would maybe come back to vic2 by playing project Alice
@@papagaiofilmes6642 hopefully with openvic as it's supposed to be exactly vic2, I've played PA it's awesome but I think openvic has the upper hand in the aspect of being exactly vic2
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They worship Jesus🗿
Bo larping