I love the surreal mixture of 16th century European pettiness, 19th century geopolitics, and 21st century economic policy these vic3 games have. Plus the funny Dixie thing
Moltke The Older, (not to be confused with Moltke The Younger, aka the guy who had led Germany to ruin during WW1) was a tactical German Genius, in fact he is the most genius German Tactician as he managed to invade France without having to go through Belgium.
4:40 I speak Norwegian, not Danish, so I cannot fully decipher their Black Speech, but I'm pretty sure he just called Monk a powerful man like three times and said nothing else important Edit: I'm deciphering it like Gandalf reading about the One Ring right now and I'm beginning to believe I do not, in fact, understand Danish I think he basically said that he should reach his like natural state as an ally, and that good things will happen to small countries. Then I think he was trying to convince him to make his economy Capitalist. But, again, this is Danish, and I was baptized at birth, so I can never fully understand it
Bo, jeg ved ikke hvordan jeg skal sige dette, men Lolland, det findes ikke... Ej fair nok, kunne bare høre det var den østlige del så København er det bedste gæt, masser af kærlighed fra Sønderjylland stadigvæk haha
@@Bokoen1 Det er aftalt blandt jyder at hver gang vi forlader sjælland tager vi et kilogram jord med. Så skal vi nok få udryddet den svensker fæstning en dag.
HOI4 for the combat and the watching Swimmy/Golden/Braun's newest sigma brain strategy (they lose), Vicky for the goofy politics and the fucked economics (+ the occasion war that sends the world into an economic spiral), barotrauma for the group all dying in some stupid way, and any 4X game like warno for Braun to constantly complain about how his units suck
Deficits mean interest payments, and since your debt is to your own people, interest payments are basically subsidies for the rich, who then get wealthier and invest in industrializing your country. There is some logic to it and it is a fine balance, but it is extremely idiotic when you are pushing it to the edge, where someone declaring war on you leads to near instant bankruptcy.
In fairness to Swimmy this time, he was going legitimist, and they were fucking impossible to put in charge. He had to deficit spending, or they were gonna be outpaced by the Bonapartists.
Bro built the Maginot line in an age where fortress artillery could not reach far enough to actually function as the Maginot line and where forts became obsolete due to new explosive shells and wondered why his forts didn't do shit.
There is so much wrong with this statement. Explosive shells did not pose a major threat to fortresses of the time, and in fact fort technology kept pace with developments in gunnery very well. The fortresses of Paris were built in the 1830s and held up to the latest in Krupp howitzers in 1870-71. Likewise on the Frontier the reason Metz fell was due to starvation and incompetence rather than gun technology. Belfort and Plevna also show that fortresses could hold up to artillery very easily and the actual threat posed to fortresses was operational failure and an inability to resupply. The reason Swimmy's forts didn't do shit is the same reason Sedan and Metz fell IRL...Moltke was terrifying.
Swimmy think: Nah no one can break my defensive line Bokoen: Do you think so? "Summon Von Moltke" Swimmy after see his defensive line is being broken that: NERF VON MOLTKE NOW!
A lot has improved with this game but it still weirds me out how long it takes for the USA to get Oregon Territory from the British when it happened peacefully in the 1840s irl.
Again ita so funny that yall have calimeroo in your games as I never realized it was him till now. I know him from kaifs videos so it was a weird shock to see him here 😂
Thailandball is supposed to be Vietnam btw, didn't have a Vietnam ball so it was the closest thing
Unforgivable, we demand more EPIC content as compensation
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Not acceptable, Make more country balls
It takes like 5 minutes to make a new country ball
mfw I start a war in Indochina because I don’t have a Vietnam country ball.
"Arigato the Landowners" is a top tier Bo out of context quote.
4:41 can't believe that bo learned a fictional language just for these video.
Danish legitimately doesn't sound like a real language, so that's accurate
@@maciejbala477 Someone gave a German too much cocaine
@@maciejbala477is that Danish? i though he was blabbing 💀💀
@@barlmax4095he’s saying German industrialist will build for the Vietnamese peasents
@@barlmax4095 Danish is a pastry silly.
4:41 Danes are indeed elves of Scandinavia.
Norwegians are the dwarfs.
Swedes the gnomes.
Fins are humans.
Estonians?
@@Tyanus2 they don't exist.
@@Tyanus2 Halflings
Icelanders are the ogres
Halflings
I love the surreal mixture of 16th century European pettiness, 19th century geopolitics, and 21st century economic policy these vic3 games have.
Plus the funny Dixie thing
Turns out the Vicky videos appeal was the banter, and 3 doesn't break as easily as 2 does.
Not a big fan of playing it, but goddamn do I love watching it
@@subhuman2433tbf when you're playing Vicky 3 you're also kind of just watching it
@@realreal5745 vickybros...
@@subhuman2433 thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain
Moltke The Older, (not to be confused with Moltke The Younger, aka the guy who had led Germany to ruin during WW1) was a tactical German Genius, in fact he is the most genius German Tactician as he managed to invade France without having to go through Belgium.
arguably it might be more appropriate to call him a strategic genius, rather than a tactical one
thx gonna kill myself now
Plans never survive contact with the enemy.
Go straight at the enemy, what a brilliant never before seen "strategy" /sarcasm
😂
Bismarck had a plan
This defensive line is unbreakable they’ll never get around it - Swimmy 2024
@@cai1725
Alright in defense of Swimmy, he did say go AROUND it, not go right THROUGH it.
"I will defend Prague to the last man."
"And there he goes, the last man." -General Swigma
European Elvish.
To discuss possible German plans to economically develop Vietnam.
4:40 Bokoen inventing an Elvish European lanugage to talk in secret... Tolkien would be proud ❤
It was danish lol.
3:47 Brad Pitt if Inglorious Bastards was set in Japan
Reject Bismarck, Return to Moltke
My German helped me understand probably 15-20% of that European Elvish, which was enough. European Elvish is so silly and whimsical, I must say.
4:40 I speak Norwegian, not Danish, so I cannot fully decipher their Black Speech, but I'm pretty sure he just called Monk a powerful man like three times and said nothing else important
Edit: I'm deciphering it like Gandalf reading about the One Ring right now and I'm beginning to believe I do not, in fact, understand Danish
I think he basically said that he should reach his like natural state as an ally, and that good things will happen to small countries. Then I think he was trying to convince him to make his economy Capitalist.
But, again, this is Danish, and I was baptized at birth, so I can never fully understand it
Rare Bokoen danish speech, I approve(other than the Copenhagen accent, but that is negotiable haha)!
The eternal Jutland VS Copenhagen struggle....
>thinking that it's a Copenhagen accent when in reality it's a Lolland accent
Bo, jeg ved ikke hvordan jeg skal sige dette, men Lolland, det findes ikke...
Ej fair nok, kunne bare høre det var den østlige del så København er det bedste gæt, masser af kærlighed fra Sønderjylland stadigvæk haha
@@Bokoen1 Bo is a certified Lol Coper confirmed.
@@Bokoen1 Det er aftalt blandt jyder at hver gang vi forlader sjælland tager vi et kilogram jord med. Så skal vi nok få udryddet den svensker fæstning en dag.
@@Bokoen1 i got family there
Ain't no way bo is criticizing anyone for keeping slavery. Do I need to remind you of his slavery America playthrough as his first game
how's that even relevant in this game.
@@kirby1225 because bo joked that college still had serfdom
@@xxbeastmode-sh3iv bo rejecting hundreds of dollar of donos to keep slavery was peak Plantationkoen1
@@Ozzystrayroo what do you mean peak? That just average bo. He wanted slavery and ignoring donos brought him more money
He also Pogged for the Triangular Trade www.twitch.tv/bokoen/clip/ArborealImpartialZebraBCWarrior
I love the subtle little voice change all danes do when they switch to danish.
Braun: *talks to people*
His Internet Connection: *Nuh Uh*
Genuinely Vicky 3 is my fav content you’ve been doing Bo, keep it up
HOI4 for the combat and the watching Swimmy/Golden/Braun's newest sigma brain strategy (they lose), Vicky for the goofy politics and the fucked economics (+ the occasion war that sends the world into an economic spiral), barotrauma for the group all dying in some stupid way, and any 4X game like warno for Braun to constantly complain about how his units suck
French in the fort relaxing for a year without Prussia atrack
Von Moltke coming with his artillery: Meine herten, haubitzent
Why is Bokeon choking on a fish at 4:41
He just ordered 600l of milk, get off his back.
Danish sounds like a language where there's no consonants and you just keep pronouncing vowels with a ball of phlegm stuck in your throat
@@maciejbala477 How to speak danish: put 3 steaming hot potatoes in your mouth and try speaking german.
CAR
I love that Swimmy will always deficient spend no matter what country he is. I love it.
Deficits mean interest payments, and since your debt is to your own people, interest payments are basically subsidies for the rich, who then get wealthier and invest in industrializing your country. There is some logic to it and it is a fine balance, but it is extremely idiotic when you are pushing it to the edge, where someone declaring war on you leads to near instant bankruptcy.
In fairness to Swimmy this time, he was going legitimist, and they were fucking impossible to put in charge. He had to deficit spending, or they were gonna be outpaced by the Bonapartists.
Bo used literal Potato encryption
I was not expecting Braun to be the master of diplomacy and psyoping this playthrough, but I guess anything’s possible
"Meine Herren, Haubitzen!" Was brilliant!
Bo’s southern Japanese is the equivalent of Brad Pitt’s Italian in inglorious basterds 😂
Moltke is truly built different
Bo doing a modern capitalism run with using slaves in South East Asia
The weird part is that since France usually doesn't change borders in Vicky multiplayer, Maginot is a VERY viable approach for 19th century.
"Thank you zoomer."
A classic diplomatic blunder right there
Bro built the Maginot line in an age where fortress artillery could not reach far enough to actually function as the Maginot line and where forts became obsolete due to new explosive shells and wondered why his forts didn't do shit.
There is so much wrong with this statement.
Explosive shells did not pose a major threat to fortresses of the time, and in fact fort technology kept pace with developments in gunnery very well. The fortresses of Paris were built in the 1830s and held up to the latest in Krupp howitzers in 1870-71. Likewise on the Frontier the reason Metz fell was due to starvation and incompetence rather than gun technology. Belfort and Plevna also show that fortresses could hold up to artillery very easily and the actual threat posed to fortresses was operational failure and an inability to resupply.
The reason Swimmy's forts didn't do shit is the same reason Sedan and Metz fell IRL...Moltke was terrifying.
@@dehavillandvampireFor his time*
Bo's Southern Plantation accent is impeccable
Lore accurate Moltke
Dude, Vicky in this channel is GOATED AF!
Imagine having a skill issue in the 1800s
France certainly did
Swimmy think: Nah no one can break my defensive line
Bokoen: Do you think so?
"Summon Von Moltke"
Swimmy after see his defensive line is being broken that: NERF VON MOLTKE NOW!
Why does Bo sound more normal when he's speaking English he sounds like he just learned Danish
Braun reveals the truth about Boi the fact he is an elf
the Snake of Prussia playing the Real Politik
Ngl I like the fact that in this game there were more people on minor nations. It did spice up the game a little bit
Moltke is so cracked, he gave Denmark PTSD singlehandedly and Denmark has never recovered ever since
Common Vicky W
Aaaah, det var sjovt at høre dansk xD "Jeg brænder det ned"
I will come back to edit this comment when I have an idea.
Ummm what a smegma😔🙏
Cool
Cool
Fantastic idea
Did you edit, yet?
lol "Not one guy with cannons THE guy with cannons"
Ive been rewatching all the old Vic2 videos and I thought this was a new one
Never laughed through an entire episode of bo's videos like this one, that was just great 😂😂😂
“Nerf Von Moltke now!” -France circa 1871
At høre dansk i videoen er fantastisk.
Swimmy: *Fights Prussia in 1865*
Also Swimmy: When did Prussia get a great officer staff?
Moltke from behind him: Always has been.
The curbstomp of von moltke
He wasn't a guy with the the cannons, he wasn't even a he, he was HIM, THE GUY WITH THE CANNONS
"imagine a world where Moltke doesnt just die in a random duel"
Can’t believe some guy with cannons beat the mighty Maginot
Gotta love war in this game lol
no reinforcements from other stacks or micro just watching funny things move themselves and hoping
Bo truly sounds like an Auxilliary Swede when he speaks Danish
European elvish? Half of what you said sounded like a cat trying to throw up.
Fuuuckk jeg elsker din accent bo, første gang jeg har hørt din ufatteligt dejlige stemme.. 10/10 bliv ved med at true folk på dansk tak.
Huge fan of Bo talking about german investment in Vietnam in fluent Sindarin
A lot has improved with this game but it still weirds me out how long it takes for the USA to get Oregon Territory from the British when it happened peacefully in the 1840s irl.
Another vicky 3 banger, we are so back BoBros
usa never asked swimmy for liberia he just went straight in
Swimmy had 21st century debt, but it was Bo who utilised slave labor in south-east Asia 😂
Hearing Bo quote a movie about Germany utterly stunt on the Danes is...interesting
It was a Danish TV series, so... It's honestly not all that surprising.
20 minutes and 7000 views already, i think this guy might go places someday
Again ita so funny that yall have calimeroo in your games as I never realized it was him till now. I know him from kaifs videos so it was a weird shock to see him here 😂
Can't believe Braun ruined the Mega Campaign for this
He is THE Guy with canons
5$ Golden is Austria
Pay up buddy
@@bigcheese993 Damn
hearing france cope about moltke. very historical.
I loved the part when Moltke appeared and said "It's Moltking time" and Moltke'd all over the french
Ngl seeing braun call danish european elvish cracked me up
4:40 Beautiful words
Bo is just hiring 3rd party factories, their labor and human right violations are theirs.
Nobody google modern chocolate farming.
ironic how "through the maginot" is recommended on this video
This truly is a based and moltke pilled video
4:49 woah tyske kapitalister!?! Hved du hvad, det er fint nok.
Never ask:
A man his salary
A woman her age
A German what happened in Vietnam
Did Von Molke drive in with his Stuig? Man Swimmy mist be Stuigpit.
France losing to Moltke? Fork spotted in drawer
Y'all need to play with the Shaded Relief Map
Oh no, the elves are taking over Europe
we love vic
8:19 Oh hey, an 1864 reference. Haven't met anyone else who's seen it, though I suppose it's a bit more likely a Dane will have!
With the last hoi4 video and now this one I'm starting to think they just don't build Maginot lines like they used to
von monke
Even as a Swede danish is impossible to understand
European elvish got me, always enjoy the vic3
I love watching vic 3 games
what is old adolf doing in the description xD
The intro made me believe Austria was Swimmy, but i should of known i was wrong. He never does diplo
Hey is there any chance that you will ever play SCP again? that series was amazing
Boone more like epickoen
I just realized you can see his framerate in the top left.
30fps?
We lock our games to 30fps so it runs better in mp
You cant just start speaking danish without warning like that, my ears started bleeding
the same script, twice in 1 week. outstanding
More victoria 3 content 🙏
What mods do you guys play with?
Nice.
Man, I forgot the snake of Denmark is, in fact, Danish. So weird hearing foreigners who always speak perfect English speak their own language.
French High Command POV: