"BIKE SPLIT IN HALF!" - NOBODY Said the BIKE LIFE Would be EASY!!! [Ep.#87]

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    • @ezrahambiliki4962
      @ezrahambiliki4962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @esmael.c2b
    @esmael.c2b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Guys remember, when you crash in an accident, even if your bones are broken, hold the camera and show us everything.

  • @joseramrez_
    @joseramrez_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    5:40 i dont care if thats legal in UK, youre using the other lane with cars coming in front of you, go to your fucking lane

    • @frooglepete
      @frooglepete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hush nonsense person

    • @mattelliottmusic
      @mattelliottmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He's classic in that he doesn't tolerate anyone else's bullshit but expects everyone to tolerate his.

    • @crashnbl1
      @crashnbl1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the bmw was centered perfectly in its lane! (JAG...WHO CARES)

    • @jimmyboimazarti1234
      @jimmyboimazarti1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He did nothing wrong and as you said you don’t care I’f it is legal?😂 well then why even comment cause you can do that anyways u troll and you don’t know if he was in position to go your into another lane in first place bet you don’t even have a bike u just crying cause bikes can lane filter while you sat in traffic for hours ;)

    • @joseramrez_
      @joseramrez_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jimmyboimazarti1234 look another coments and stop been an idiot please. Good day.
      And btw, i have a 07 but ok, keep criyng jajajaja

  • @Sgyozo
    @Sgyozo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Officer: Do you know why i stopped you?
    Rider: Well, depends on how long you've been following me.

    • @rich_t
      @rich_t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You stop for the Police?
      I just flip them the bird and wheelie off into the distance, then take their daughter out, shag her and leave her at a bus stop with an empty oyster card.
      Because I'm a biker 🤣

    • @Chris-mo4gk
      @Chris-mo4gk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Lister_of_Smeg Actually you gay bro.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Chris-mo4gk you asking me out?

    • @TheRealSykx
      @TheRealSykx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lister_of_Smeg cool story bro

  • @wholelottamiata6976
    @wholelottamiata6976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I’m no genius, but doing a hard pull into a busy intersection doesn’t seem like a great idea to me.

  • @kaasmeester5903
    @kaasmeester5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    5:42: He's in the Jag's lane, posing a danger; this has nothing to do with "sharing". Lister of Smeg is a first class idiot, the way he's driving he will probably come to grief at some point. I just hope he won't hurt anyone else doing it.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Over 40 years of riding without serious incidents proves you wrong.
      You seem like another non-rider who thinks they know it all 🤣

    • @moonman4659
      @moonman4659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Lister_of_Smeg You’re literally in the other person’s lane. You know, the wrong side of the road?

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moonman4659 no such thing as 'the wrong side of the road'.

    • @ryanmitson
      @ryanmitson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Lister_of_Smeg Clown

    • @brendenleeblair
      @brendenleeblair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lister_of_Smeg that's the spirit!

  • @47MasoN47
    @47MasoN47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I don't understand why you'd be on a bike without a license, no registration, and no insurance.

    • @JF1908x
      @JF1908x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t understand how he got away with it!

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JF1908x that’s what I’m sayin

    • @rainwhenidie6666
      @rainwhenidie6666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because its only illegal if you get caught? Also the world is filled with dumb people?

  • @john_r_legit689
    @john_r_legit689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Those were the chillest cops ever

    • @taylormacri2303
      @taylormacri2303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were trying so hard not to give him anything

    • @CaptainTexas92
      @CaptainTexas92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@taylormacri2303 that’s why uninsured motorists is a thing because the state and cops don’t prosecute and morons jump on a bike or in a car without insurance.

  • @troyjollimore4100
    @troyjollimore4100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:30 What is up with these cops? "You have no license, insurance, registration... you claim you were speeding and driving dangerously to go to church?!? Okay, I'll give you a minor citation..." LOL!!!

  • @metalikz9119
    @metalikz9119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:40 Lifesaver, imagine going over the tracks, hitting a bump and your bike toppling over. What a god.

    • @panther7584
      @panther7584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the driver is a fucking dumbass tho, take that idiot's driving license away

    • @metalikz9119
      @metalikz9119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@panther7584 Agreed.

  • @DrTranofEvil
    @DrTranofEvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I’d heard driving in India was crazy, but the first person view of it definitely had me clenchin’

    • @jachgeyler9018
      @jachgeyler9018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Driving in India definitely improves your reaction time, awareness and your overall motorcycle skills

  • @rogerwredford
    @rogerwredford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I don't know about an accident, but Lister of Smeg is going to have a heart attack if he carries on the way he is...
    Never ride angry, mate

    • @Mgarrison5093
      @Mgarrison5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol hes driving in oncoming lanes calling people who dont see him driving like a "twat" calling them twats lmao

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs to get a bus pass.

  • @rubenvanderhoeven1700
    @rubenvanderhoeven1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    4:04 the van let him in, maybe dont drive on the wrong side of the road

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean…. That’s how they split in Europe. But sure

    • @markhowards420
      @markhowards420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He does many things that puts himself and others in danger .

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markhowards420 I mean… the first part of that is null and void because hopping on a bike alone is dangerous.

    • @rossmagwood1381
      @rossmagwood1381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aye_j7970 Yes Illegally you are only allowed to split two lanes going the same direction Lane splitting is riding a bicycle or motorcycle between lanes in the same direction as traffic. It is also sometimes called lane sharing, whitelining,[1] filtering, or stripe-riding.[2] Lane splitting usually refers to moving at a greater speed than traffic, in response to a traffic slowdown,[3][4] a form of filtering forward.

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rossmagwood1381 … I ride a motorcycle in a place where we do this… no need to explain, I understand it. But in some countries they are also allowed to use the median in between same and opposite if deemed safe enough.

  • @canada_rye
    @canada_rye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    0:05 First guy's page is full of videos of him speeding through traffic, was only a matter of time. Close to a Darwin Award!

    • @canada_rye
      @canada_rye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The video he posted before his crash... he's doing 170mph on city streets.

    • @thekidinthehelmet
      @thekidinthehelmet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@canada_rye yep

    • @thekidinthehelmet
      @thekidinthehelmet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thing is I crash a 49 mph not 170 so argument is irrelevant

    • @canada_rye
      @canada_rye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thekidinthehelmet You were going faster before that, hey I'm no saint but you gotta pick your spots to speed. Guy was a tool for turning in front of you but they won't die and we will. We HAVE to watch out more.
      Just gotta be careful coming up to an intersection with a car waiting to turn in front of you. Always assume they will turn.
      I'm glad you're OK though, that's really the most important thing. I hope you take it as a learning lesson, although not entirely your fault it could have been avoided. Easy to say in hindsight too.

    • @thekidinthehelmet
      @thekidinthehelmet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Freedom Seeds I’ll ride the way I do till I die just part of the sport

  • @aimanzack8401
    @aimanzack8401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:10 wtf, can’t you see the indicator??? Still cutting off in front of the car and blaming them??? 5:30 wtff???

    • @l-kazak-l
      @l-kazak-l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indicator doesnt mean u have to let them in

    • @pauljohnson9326
      @pauljohnson9326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@l-kazak-l your right but it's not an issue for normal decent ppl. We could say riders moving into opposite lanes that cars don't have to move but we see how that plays out.

    • @TheCubicnz
      @TheCubicnz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@l-kazak-l true, but if you’re not going to show any consideration to any other driver you can’t get pissy when someone isn’t considerate of you. Unless you want to be on Moto Madness, of course.

    • @l-kazak-l
      @l-kazak-l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCubicnz yh i understand that it was a bit of a dick move but an indicator still doesnt mean u have to let them in, the driver shouldnt get pissy about it is what im aaying the driver shouldnt have been a dickhead either, anyway it was the drivers fault so he had the right to blame them

    • @jimmyboimazarti1234
      @jimmyboimazarti1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pauljohnson9326 😂 remember in driving school it’s mirrors then signal not put signal on telling the other driver to either slow down or get out the way a lot car drivers ignorant not just to bikes everything I see it all they end up signal then mirror😂😂😂 then they already crossing lanes and looking to late

  • @pandorasjuicebox
    @pandorasjuicebox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wonder what the average lifespan of a vehicle horn is in India.

  • @Ramjet257
    @Ramjet257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I don't get it. Motorcyclist on the wrong side of the road bags out a pedestrian who crosses between the cars. Why should the pedestrian "expect" a vehicle to come down the wrong side of the road ? The sense of one-sided entitlement practiced by so many motorcyclist in these videos is stunning, and way beyond bloody arrogance/ignorance.

    • @NickoGiudiche
      @NickoGiudiche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Worst part is that they have the guts to upload the video showing his ignorance to everybody.

  • @xKCAZxLEADER
    @xKCAZxLEADER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    What a lovely day indeed; how is everyone doing?

    • @jorpsteinnamen4523
      @jorpsteinnamen4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hungover and sweating it out in the florida sun

    • @godinminaar9024
      @godinminaar9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exhausted

    • @godlikeghost4839
      @godlikeghost4839 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @xKCAZxLeader inside hiding from the cold snow and rough weather, how about you?

    • @mathias4281
      @mathias4281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just passed my exam so im happy

    • @marcovietri4098
      @marcovietri4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hangover and pasta with Italy rain

  • @Wishjsiwpqpq
    @Wishjsiwpqpq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:40 Your driving on the wrong side of the road if anything your not sharing the road cause your driving in a lane for the people going the opposite way

    • @Exodus_Johnson
      @Exodus_Johnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legally he's allowed to do that in the UK, I don't or very rarely do it because you're obviously relying on the oncoming traffic giving you space and being nice but it doesn't always work out that way. Legal but yeah, bit of a tricky one.

    • @GarageSupra
      @GarageSupra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah it's legal in UK

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No such thing as the 'wrong side of the road' just north, east, west and southbound carriageways which can be entered by traffic travelling in opposing directions in order to overtake other traffic travelling in the same direction.
      Read your Highway Code.

    • @The_Real_JN
      @The_Real_JN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lister_of_Smeg ironic you telling them to read the Highway code lol

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@The_Real_JN why? I've read it.

  • @Hostkaze
    @Hostkaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    5:41 is the fault of the motorcyclist, he has no reason to invade the opposite lane completely. What a stupid

    • @pauljohnson9326
      @pauljohnson9326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup he was riding like an idiot, what he was doing wasn't filtering at all.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clearly neither of you ride or have any idea of riding in rush hour in city traffic yet you feel entitled to post your opinions 🤣

    • @toomuchcherry544
      @toomuchcherry544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Lister_of_Smeg holy shit this guy is cringe, driving wrong and being angry for the clicks. enjoy your 4 min of fame and think of it when ur in hospital

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bob Davidson they clearly know more than you, including how to spell 🤣
      Be off with you peasant, back to your inbreds 🤪

    • @monrvelous
      @monrvelous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Lister_of_Smeg you felt entitled enough to go in the opposite lane and then be mad at the jag 🤡

  • @Gordo101978
    @Gordo101978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Biker in the lead is on his brand new, I mean, was on his brand new Kawasaki” 😂

  • @coolstorybro9946
    @coolstorybro9946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    01:18 - Insane speed that that engine revs :)

    • @phxntomvghxst
      @phxntomvghxst 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yh my lil 50cc is nuts 💀😂

  • @78jonybravo
    @78jonybravo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “It’s not my bike, I have no Bike license and the bike isn’t insured or correctly registered. But I’m ok officer because I’m picking up a candle”. What a tool, he should have done prison time

  • @dashcameraro2031
    @dashcameraro2031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:06 How that dog sleeps, with the sound of so many horns. 🐶 😂😂😂 He is the only one who is relaxed. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DustlessMirror
    @DustlessMirror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right turn only!!

  • @me1299
    @me1299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right turn only!

  • @imWoozify
    @imWoozify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Officer: “Remember, you’re going to church, so you can’t make it there if you die.”
    Me: 😐

  • @NiffYT
    @NiffYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:40 this guy is a hero

  • @rubenvanderhoeven1700
    @rubenvanderhoeven1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:47 Sure the man shouldnt cross there but you are driving on the wrong side of the road, why would he look that way?

    • @Restricted68
      @Restricted68 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not sure if “why would he look that way” is a serious question or not…

    • @rubenvanderhoeven1700
      @rubenvanderhoeven1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Restricted68 Well, if i passed the solid line i too would assume that there wont be any traffic coming from the (in this case right) side

    • @deaks25
      @deaks25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Filtering contraflow traffic in the UK is legal, but several times he's causing a hazard to oncoming traffic (which isn't legal) so shouldn't be forcing his way through. As for that one, the van has clearly let the car in, so he seems like a very angry rider who thinks the world should be giving way to him. Sadly he'll either get lucky and not have a crash and never realise he's a danger to himself, or he'll end up in hospital badly injured....

    • @nigelheath7048
      @nigelheath7048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rubenvanderhoeven1700
      OK. That's in England and filtering between traffic is perfectly legal. However. You are expected to do it slowly and be extra aware of other traffic and pedestrians not expecting you to be there, in other words use extreme hazard perception. Also in an earlier clip the same biker is bleating about the car joining from the right. In that case the biker is overtaking the car on the white zig zag lines you can see, that's illegal, also ignoring that he should have realised that the traffic he was overtaking had stopped to let the guy join. Again terrible hazard perception.

    • @Restricted68
      @Restricted68 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rubenvanderhoeven1700 “assuming” is where you’re going wrong

  • @deaks25
    @deaks25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:25 I commute on a bike regularly and used to be a lot like this guy, but actually he keeps putting himself into positions for things to happen. Contraflow filtering carries huge risk, because he is essentially driving in the oncoming traffic lane, so should actually be making more effort to not disrupt oncoming traffic. Also, he lets *everything* annoy him, which means he's going to be making aggressive moves (Like with the junction) sure, he's in the right, but why launch away so aggressively, then sit in an active junction!?
    If the guy reads this; dude, chill out, you will actually live longer, because being in the right is small comfort if you're in A&E... Plus you might actual enjoy riding a bit more. Drivers are stupid, but being permanently angry about it just means you're not enjoying riding.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lane filtering into oncoming traffic is suicide

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@terryrobertson111 not if you know how to ride.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@blazortheepic0384 Your life depends entirely on the reaction of another individual. Knowing how to ride has nothing to do with it.

    • @blazortheepic0384
      @blazortheepic0384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terryrobertson111 thats a pretty stupid comment.

    • @terryrobertson111
      @terryrobertson111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@blazortheepic0384 Are you serious? When you lane split into oncoming traffic your life depends ENTIRELY on whether or not another individual 1. sees you 2. leaves you enough room to go by 3. doesn't panic and crash into you. Your fate is out of your hands and depends on whether an unknown stranger driving straight at you at twice the speed you are travelling gives a shit about whether they crash into you or not. Obviously you are young and stupid enough to take your life for granted if you can't see my point.

  • @bushydray
    @bushydray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lister of Smeg......that car was trying to merge into that lane way before you got there, but you thought..naaa i'll be a nob and just take his space and then get shitty about it. for the other one of your clips....you were fully in the opposite flow of traffics lane, it is their right of way...but they are wrong for not giving you the space???

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. They should all make way for me, that includes you.

    • @bushydray
      @bushydray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lister_of_Smeg Would love for that day to come, give you the chance to learn some people give less of a fuck ;) ;) You drive safe now

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bushydray keyboard warrior 🤣 No doubt you drive a Prius 🤣

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bob Davidson the muppet of whatever third rate cesspool shire you and yours hail from 🤣

    • @bushydray
      @bushydray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Lister_of_Smeg A Prius?? Lol still living in the 90's hey? I don't need a keyboard to show you're nob, You are doing a fine job of that yourself ;) We will all look forward to the next round of clips you send to someone else to post that will prove that yet again you are one of those stains in the biking community.

  • @ImZiki
    @ImZiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What do my eyes see at 6:24 ? A biker slowing down as they see a car pull out with enough distance? I can't believe it!

  • @patrickjoy9551
    @patrickjoy9551 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those cops at the end, wow! Seemed to cut the guy a break. But me thinks they weighed the paper work and close to shift change vs laying down the law. 😂😂

  • @elloguvna6820
    @elloguvna6820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:00 yes he ignored you, but get on the right side of the road

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just want to say I have spilled a lot of my seed thinking about Amy Winehouse.

    • @elloguvna6820
      @elloguvna6820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lister_of_Smeg you like her?

  • @MrGrishe
    @MrGrishe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:34 is like walking through the halls of highschool as a freshman

  • @antmast
    @antmast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    India: "How could they not notice me, I even blew my horns!"

  • @panther7584
    @panther7584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:26 im dying lmao, he put that emergency broadcast system loading screen from Modern Warfare 2 in here

  • @natea6249
    @natea6249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New rider gets a new bike, instantly takes it on curve roads. Genius

  • @jackdophel2646
    @jackdophel2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way he say right turn only 😂😂

  • @glassjar7814
    @glassjar7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That traffic in India stressed me out to no end just watching

  • @arwynpalmer1990
    @arwynpalmer1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cops giving off the 'we're not angry, just disappointed' vibes

  • @mizmonster
    @mizmonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How the person in that first clip lived let alone walked away from that crash is a miracle! Also where was Waldo's glasses in the second?

  • @FordForTheWin
    @FordForTheWin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good ol god fearing law breaker lol

  • @uzi9621
    @uzi9621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:58 dang almost ran him over!

  • @bartekwasik9131
    @bartekwasik9131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Couple days ago I wrote that after watching this channel, I would never like to ride in UK (3:30) and India (6:54). Many of you agreed.
    You also put Brasil on the list because of many motorcycles being stolen + police always aim a gun at you. Then Philippines, after 1:30 I have to agree.
    Where else you guys think it's freakin' scary to ride?

    • @taylormacri2303
      @taylormacri2303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to india where road laws are non existant to the point that they dont even bother drawing lines

  • @Megus_Degus
    @Megus_Degus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:00 imagine having a headache living there xd

    • @speeedy26
      @speeedy26 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahha it’s a common thing here in India within the city😬

  • @TheRealSykx
    @TheRealSykx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mito: "I'm pretty late already" you could be "the late Mito"

  • @rogerthat10-47
    @rogerthat10-47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't think he's going to get away with "I was doing 30, honest" they'd be like, were you, sir "Absolutely officer, at least".

  • @KBMaximus
    @KBMaximus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta get down, it's FRIDAY

  • @phxntomvghxst
    @phxntomvghxst 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey dude, thanks for featuring my clip :) means a lot

  • @Crosshatch1212
    @Crosshatch1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    37 yr off riding and I dnt think ill ever drive in to the back of a stopped vehicle ,that to me a biker ,u know built bikes maintained my own etc .is totally behond me although I've been hit by a stolen car for flipping the bird ,half a leg down due to that mistake and around 12 yr later an argos truck at a set off lights decides to let a van cut in to the left lane im in behind the argos van ,,the big ones he squashed me ripped my false leg off because in the stumbling bck the way my peg gripped my leg ,metal pole and foot wld not slide so pop ,of it come nerve damage after yrs off getting in a comfortable place .I still ride although the yrs of off road and clown abuse has taken its toll ,I done my last winter 3 yr ago ,peace

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we start putting Indian sport bike riders on the tracks please? I reckon they'd be some of the most skilled riders just for the fact they have such crazy traffic conditions to battle with.

  • @ashleybailey1785
    @ashleybailey1785 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching videos from India is like watching those 1905 NYC colourised videos. Same road behaviour.

  • @skyzha9132
    @skyzha9132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:25 wow it's a 2011 proton persona.. Malaysian made car😁

  • @NengAnita12
    @NengAnita12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you brothers😊
    continue to be successful to channel madnes moto👍💪

  • @alysson9316
    @alysson9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    07:30 wtf hahahah

  • @vielissimo1202
    @vielissimo1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lister of Smeg - my spirit animal.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Respect bro 🙏

    • @vielissimo1202
      @vielissimo1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lister_of_Smeg the UK is definitely tame compared to where I'm from. I just can't imagine you riding here. Your... "comments" ....when riding will increase tenfold, easy. LOL

  • @shockofGod
    @shockofGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Most epic statement ever uttered from the mouth of a police officer at 12:40 when the rider was saying I am going to be late to church the officer says "I am sure the Lord understands" and that is a damn true statement. Jesus understands that 4 wheels on a car may move the body but 2 wheels moves the soul. Riding is life and life is riding.

  • @muqtl
    @muqtl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have a great day everyone!!:))

  • @TJTPC
    @TJTPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20 the 10 second load time rev bomb

    • @phxntomvghxst
      @phxntomvghxst 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye Ik my bikes only a 50cc tho so revs take ages 😂

  • @changobiker6103
    @changobiker6103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the Last clip..Rob halfort policeman 🤣

  • @KashikoiBaka29
    @KashikoiBaka29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How is driving on the other side of the road considered filtering??

  • @n40798
    @n40798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is filtering legal in the UK between lanes moving in opposite directions?

  • @1shotfishing890
    @1shotfishing890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the upload father 🙏🏽

  • @nevarran
    @nevarran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The traffic regulations in India seem to be optional.

  • @my.little.80
    @my.little.80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice leaf blower bud 1:20

  • @trukos1307
    @trukos1307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:11 what da dog doin

    • @FreddietheFly
      @FreddietheFly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My bet is dat dog is dead by now riding like dat

  • @luk1977
    @luk1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love india where the way to work is more difficult than work

  • @Simonbrb-journeespiste
    @Simonbrb-journeespiste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20 1 hour later he is finally in rev limiter 😭

    • @phxntomvghxst
      @phxntomvghxst 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yh lol 😂 my 50 is slow to rev

  • @bluesrockguitaristmikesall2708
    @bluesrockguitaristmikesall2708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guys don't use a dog as proper head protection. In a jam ,turtles are a much better choice.

  • @Tuhopolttaja
    @Tuhopolttaja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    What an interesting crossover between generally shitty driving in third world countries and then the people from said countries driving in first world countries. Really makes you think how licensing should be stricter to make the roads safer for all. Not everyone should be able to get behind a wheel in my opinion, some people just lack the mental capacity.

    • @achimschmidt4233
      @achimschmidt4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk man, sounds kinda racist

    • @BMW_Supremacy
      @BMW_Supremacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@achimschmidt4233psst... is he refering to the mito vlogs clip?

    • @achimschmidt4233
      @achimschmidt4233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BMW_Supremacy yeah, and that guy couldn't even prove he has a license so this whole point doesn't make sense.

    • @Tuhopolttaja
      @Tuhopolttaja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BMW_Supremacy I am not.

    • @EmoKen
      @EmoKen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MSF basic course is parking lot only

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lister of Smeg kinda gave me a flash back of top gear when they’re bagging on Jag drivers 😂

  • @emileneslo5695
    @emileneslo5695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People should watch and listen to Gabriel "FLUFFY" Iglesias comedy bit about India. Seeing D SARKAR's video here really made me laugh like whoa that is so true.

  • @henwin3477
    @henwin3477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lost track of how many heart attacks I had watching D Sarkar

  • @how2acepilotofficialntghos674
    @how2acepilotofficialntghos674 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:41 jeremy clarkson was right about the people with a "jaaaaaag"

  • @PHAToregon
    @PHAToregon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That officer gave Mito a massive break, so really don’t think he should but that just goes to show he has more compassion than me.

  • @grubes6841
    @grubes6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last clip the guy was on field training. New officer. Guy that came in later was a Sargent

  • @rappers5719
    @rappers5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @7:41. They should have thrown the book at him. AND! Impounded his bike. That cop was his guardian angel.

    • @oiuhwoechwe
      @oiuhwoechwe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he should be reported for letting an idiot get away with it.

  • @NathanJones-cq1dz
    @NathanJones-cq1dz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not sure I heard you properly Smeg... Did you say 'Right turn only'??

  • @kanaky-drift
    @kanaky-drift 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Au top big up depuis la France 🇫🇷 👍 👌 💪 😎

  • @blazortheepic0384
    @blazortheepic0384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The junction designs in USA are so terrible. But then again, most road designs across the road are quite bad, especially here in the UK

    • @JF1908x
      @JF1908x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The road designs in the USA are nearly as bad as the driving and riding skills of the people who live there

  • @thankfullyredeemedmaderigh7436
    @thankfullyredeemedmaderigh7436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I understand that filtering is legal in a lot of places, but is it smart? Wayyyy dangerous! Stay safe.

  • @MEMESTORE_07
    @MEMESTORE_07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You Will Get Unlimited Memes

  • @wuacamole69
    @wuacamole69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    May I ask why you cut out the parts when big crashes happen ?

    • @moonman4659
      @moonman4659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s so he doesn’t get demonetized.

  • @mcfudd007
    @mcfudd007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit that first bike!! Reminded me of a car I saw on the highway today with one of its tyres metres away from it too (Australia)

  • @ElonMuckX
    @ElonMuckX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    India’s National Anthem must be HONKING!

  • @MrJmd116
    @MrJmd116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So it’s legal to ride in the opposing lane in the uk? Almost hits pedestrian and acts like it was their fault.

    • @Lister_of_Smeg
      @Lister_of_Smeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is legal and yes it was their fault, I have the right of way EVERYWHERE.

  • @unqlerjoelu
    @unqlerjoelu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To the guy who filtered on 5:48 : Calm fucking down mate. Its not his problem if he stay in his side you need to move if you filter. That shit made me kinda aggressive such a stupid moto driver...

  • @traykey
    @traykey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:16 He clearly went through a red light lol.

    • @BMW_Supremacy
      @BMW_Supremacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @-motoegyptian2615
      @-motoegyptian2615 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he didn't...the bike did 😂

    • @JohnsysChannel
      @JohnsysChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't count as jumping a red light if you aren't on the bike lol.

  • @abhishekghosh7800
    @abhishekghosh7800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    D Sarkar : You have my respect 😅😎

  • @JF1908x
    @JF1908x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He kid in the helmet learned a valuable lesson about speed limits and why they exist

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was only going 55 before he had to brake…And we don’t know what the posted limit was. Can’t judge if we don’t know the posted

    • @3.8Nate
      @3.8Nate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The posted speed limit on that road is 45

    • @aye_j7970
      @aye_j7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@3.8Nate he said 50 himself so idk man

  • @godlikeghost4839
    @godlikeghost4839 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what a lovely day :D

  • @Johnelilopez
    @Johnelilopez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That traffic in India is the craziest, I swear Indian riders gotta have the most skills. Ive seen bengal tigers jump out on them, monkeys dogs, crossing rickety bridges etc…Smh

  • @mnnwdr
    @mnnwdr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:41 that man is real hero, the government/corporate dont even bother to buy or at least ordered local people to make railway gate.. its not just few location dont have gate, and there's too much accident railway without gate (but theres still some stupid accident, people break through the gate and you can see he stopping that lady bike forcefully) 🗿

    • @KGamer734
      @KGamer734 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I strongly agree with you, the government is completely lazy and doesn't even care about anyone else safety 😑😡. If only we could wake-up the government by making and showing them an accident in front of them, then they will finally realize how it feels to get killed by a speeding train 😈. Anyways, I also agree with you, he really saved people from getting killed by that train.

  • @strictlyformyninja
    @strictlyformyninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    India traffic looks like a freaking mess. 😐

  • @BHISAO
    @BHISAO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    COOL cops!!.. Dude is LUCKY!!

  • @carlosgarcia-wl6yc
    @carlosgarcia-wl6yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG this officer is rod halford!!!!!

  • @froginasock8782
    @froginasock8782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:17, is that Rob Halford from Judas Priest??!?

  • @nickcantuiii9377
    @nickcantuiii9377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:43 not sure if I'm missing something, but isn't the rider outside of the line and in his lane? What did he do wrong other than drive straight like he's supposed to?

  • @Anthonysan86
    @Anthonysan86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That video in India reminds me of parts of the Philippines