Wow! Thank you for playing the game! :D We were currently not running the beta which is why the update disappeared and was reverted to the base game BUT we are running a new beta now! We will go F2P sometime next year with all the updates and improved performance!
Please do. I wanted to play your game sometime now. I also have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Thanks to CaptainSauce. I am able to play the game with dumb creativity of matches. :)
I am convinced that badger woke up at 1:49 in the morning after having a fever dream about this and went to his standing desk with a quill in one hand and a gamer supps in the other and wrote this out on a 200 year old scroll that has been collecting dust up to this moment 💀
Brownie Recipe: * 2 cups white sugar * 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour * 1 cup butter, melted * 4 eggs * ½ cup cocoa powder * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * ½ teaspoon baking powder * ½ teaspoon salt * ½ cup walnut halves Directions 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan. 2. Mix sugar, flour, melted butter, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl until combined. Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Decorate with walnut halves. 3. Bake in the preheated oven until top is dry and edges have started to pull away from the sides of the pan, about 20 to 30 minutes; cool before slicing into squares.
Where does one acquire this "melted butter" you speak of? I've been to 17 different grocery stores and every single time all I can find is the butter of the unmelted variety.....
12:43 I watched this with a friend going for his doctorate in physics and he’s currently writing his thesis on magnets. His response was “Magic. You can try to explain it all you want but without years of study you’re going to get just as much from a proper explanation as you would from the explanation that it’s a magical force”
Fun fact: The pphs (or ppsh i dont remember) ejects shell casings out the top. And when the russians fired it the hot shell casings dropped into their shirts. So they fired it gansta style to avoid that.
6:06 “There is a great evil coming.” There is something, even when it’s coming from the blue pirate noodle-man, so genuinely intimidating about that. That’s the kinda thing that’ll have you lookin’ over your shoulder for a while. Nowhere is safe, not from the French.
Played pubg with my brother first game as soon as we land he shot me in the head dinit Evan ask if there was firandly fire it was his first game ever to
Can we take a moment to appreciate that when badger says God himself at the beginning of the video, the mecha which is seen typing is called the God Gundam.
I love how he got almost every special weapon in these videos. The flying blunderbuss (the one with the wings) is meant to have insane recoil so you can launch yourself with it.
I appreciate that your representation of "God Himself" was actually the God Gundam(or the Burning Gundam if you're unfortunate enough to prefer the [admittedly pretty solid] English dub)
This just feels weird for me. I've been subbed to Technoblade since 2016 when he only had 250,000 subs and now he's famous enough to show up in the comments of videos that don't even have anything to do with minecraft? Absolutely crazy. Also blood for the blood god fellow Techno fans.
8:24 "I found the Glockinator, which is basically 2 Glocks put together with a red dot in the middle" _Damn, I didn't know Mann Co. was also in the TABG Canon. I know that "Twin Force-A-Nature" craftsmanship anywhere..._
Totally accurate battle grounds The only you and you get to see someone screaming kill me The French taking over and seeing someone get executed with a blunder bust
So, the official Steam Page for TABG now has the "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds is a game made by God himself during a drunken coding rampage in the Unity game engine." quote. Nice.
2 best comments made in this video, I'll go first... 1) "Well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions." 2) "And that evil is the damn French."
I'm assuming they work by manipulating the magnetic fields of certain metallic objects and make either be attracted to or go further away from each other (but like I said I’m assuming that's how they work but I don't go to electrician school)
The guy in the pirate hat who risked his life to warn Badger about the French and kept getting mislabeled as one of them is the real MVP. "This is pleasant" -Unknown hero, 2020
Wow! Thank you for playing the game! :D We were currently not running the beta which is why the update disappeared and was reverted to the base game BUT we are running a new beta now! We will go F2P sometime next year with all the updates and improved performance!
That's good amen.
We will wait.
Please do. I wanted to play your game sometime now. I also have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
Thanks to CaptainSauce. I am able to play the game with dumb creativity of matches. :)
Oh Lord Landfall, may I wish you support both battleground and battle simulator.
I played the beta and it was so much fun. You guys NEED to bring it back soon.
@Landfall will the people who buy the game before it turns f2p get any items or cosmetics
“We are SO gonna get banned”
The TABG developers are the kinda people to say “naw fam that shit hilarious”
Fax 🤣
ah yes. WE .................................
OUI
@@VolumeZero374 oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui
a great evil is coming he is a man of escargots
@@VolumeZero374 we wuz kangs
Now my face hurts, thanks 3:46
Oui
Yo dude yo videos are nice
@@tangerine7745 Oui
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
Mine does everytime i see your Videos, thanks!
I am convinced that badger woke up at 1:49 in the morning after having a fever dream about this and went to his standing desk with a quill in one hand and a gamer supps in the other and wrote this out on a 200 year old scroll that has been collecting dust up to this moment 💀
I have gotten so used to Heavenly being a cacodemon that I can’t imagine him being a normal human being.
I'm used to him being vigil from r6s
Oui
@@tangerine7745 Oui
@@itz_txndrah664 oui
You mean a demon meatball
"there is a great evil coming"
*pulls out gat*
"but not for me"
Hey you me
@@thealmightyloaf5380 Loaf, Meet Loaf
call an ambulance
No, no. Hes coming for all of us.
@@TheCaptainBear watch out
Badjur squad: Do we have the victory secured?
Frenchies: We got it sir
Badjur squad: Good that's one less loose end....
They should have domed the last frenchie with a 357. Revolver
Brings a tear to my eye
At least, there will be no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.
@@inferno3264 there will be no shortage of subscribers
Getting shot in head after carrying them to victory hurt
“9mm kills the body but .45 kills the soul, you gotta make sure they don’t come back as a lich.”- Russian Badger
itsdenkel*
This man has the greatest quotes of all time
It is quite Literally written on Chairman Mao's Tomb. Fun Facts 😢😮❤
"Im here to warn you, there is a great evil coming, his name is poppy" we should have taken this warning
Yup
@@texasred1000 poppy, the God of tabg and killer of boomers
I was wondering if any notice that
I.SHOOT.BOOMER
Oui intensifies
Gotta give props to Badger, he's improved *a lot* in SFM this vid.
Oui
oui
Oui
*_WE_*
oui
"Wait, that means, you can actually make a quad barrel shotgun?"
"Y E S"
Doomguy is pleased
*Bfg division starts playing in the background*
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 ah yes... it is time for the demon souls harvest
*project brutality intensifies*
you can used the sawed off double barrels duel weild them and then shoot them at the same time for 8 barrels of sawed of greatness
Brownie Recipe:
* 2 cups white sugar
* 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
* 1 cup butter, melted
* 4 eggs
* ½ cup cocoa powder
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* ½ teaspoon baking powder
* ½ teaspoon salt
* ½ cup walnut halves
Directions
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan.
2. Mix sugar, flour, melted butter, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl until combined. Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Decorate with walnut halves.
3. Bake in the preheated oven until top is dry and edges have started to pull away from the sides of the pan, about 20 to 30 minutes; cool before slicing into squares.
Where does one acquire this "melted butter" you speak of? I've been to 17 different grocery stores and every single time all I can find is the butter of the unmelted variety.....
I'm actually about to try this
@@Astraeus.. heat it up
Bro really posted a brownie recipe on a three year old badger vid
White sugar? Why?
Surely you want the molasses richness of brown sugar in a brownie?
6:06 little did badger know that the evil known as poppy would overshadow the Frenchmen
He is a man of potatoes
Overpowered evil
If by poppy you mean garmany
“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions” 😂😂😂
The "this game was made by god himself” line was put as a quote on the official description of the game on steam. Landfall you goddamn memers
He wasnt kidding lol.
absolute madmen
I love landfall
This is the company that fucks with ClusterTruck streamers on a consistent basis. When were they NOT memers.
@@16BitGamerCat what? EXAMPLES PLEASE? HOW EXACTLY DID THEY FUCK WITH STREAMERS?
Gonna use a tazer and start yelling "STOP RESISTING!" while they're on the floor
Most accurate cop
6:05 it’s the fact the dude here to warn Badger gets swarmed by the french that makes this so funny.
us french are the greeat evil
Oui
oui
Oui
Oui🥖🇫🇷🎩
"Is there friendly fire" is the one question you always hear RIGHT before it's answered via demonstration
If you hear your friend saying that, run away right that fucking instant
@iiIcyVoid nah it's like the A10. If you hear it? It's too late.
@@manofmanymemes6939 favorite quote of the day
"Does this game have fall damage?"
Saying "no balls" after ANYTHING also turns it into an unrefusable order.
And the answer to that question is usually yes
0:26 "Totally Accurate BattleGrounds is a game made by God himself!"
*shows the God Gundam at a computer*
I see what you did there.
i was looking in the comments for someone who saw this as well lmaoo badger is a man of culture
I don't
@@Mygg_Jeager Cos that mecha is called the *God* Gundam and Badger is talking about God doing something..
God Gundam's green eyes and green "head lenses" are see-though in that shot.
Because the green screen.
YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEE.
If I die. And God is actually the God Gundam. I will 100% accept that
I love how he used god gundam as the stand-in for god at the beginning lol
Badger: "The French are everywhere!"
The French: "OUI are legion!"
Shut up and take my like
OUI
OH GOD I GET IT!
OUI
OUI
"Theres a great evil coming..."
*Loads Glockinator with malicious intend*
Don't you mean the glockinator?
Don’t you mean the glockinator?
they were a threat, they must be stopped.
i came
@@TheCaptainBear no, continue with don’t you mean the glockinator
Badger wasn't ready for the meme-ability of this game. It can get straight up NASTY!
Nate, that you?
@@mytho_actual ...maybe...
@Taydon thorpe thank you!
make that 190
Oui
12:43 I watched this with a friend going for his doctorate in physics and he’s currently writing his thesis on magnets. His response was “Magic. You can try to explain it all you want but without years of study you’re going to get just as much from a proper explanation as you would from the explanation that it’s a magical force”
“If it isn’t the consequences of my actions”
I’ve said that too many times. 4:43
Actually it’s 4:37
@@jfernandez7098 ACTUALLYYYY it’s 4:38
Nvm it’s cut off, FUCK
@@jfernandez7098 I was going to type something insightful in here but I got distracted at how funny your username is 🤣
“Well well well if it isn’t the consequence of my actions” killed me😂😂
That is a really really well executed joke I love it
To be honest, mine was "There is a great evil coming"
@@survivorofthecurse717”and that great evil… is the DAMN FRENCH”
For anyone who wants to know, the “updates” are betas, and the game is going to be free in a few months
Thanks. I already had it from the original free period but hopefully they continue adding stuff to the game.
On console?
@@no_4259 same and i never played it bc there was like never a game to join and it became lobby simulator
@@brianvincent3776 I'd imagine so, as the original TABS is on there
Betas??? So...still in the works?
4:06 never realized that saltique himself dropped in said "HELLO" and got gunned down mid sentence saying "Wus poppi-"
French in a war: Meh ok u can kill us idc.
French hunting down badger: This is what we call a difficulty tweek
A difficulty tOUIk
"Oui has news, you're life expectancy is down by 90%"
4:37 when you procrastinate and now you need to do the whole project in a night
Group assignments in a nutshell
Oui
Thx for understand the fact That i don’t understand u at 100%
Me basically
most underated comment ever
The glockinator has to be the most ‘MERICAN weapon I’ve ever seen
Especially because the Glock is made outside the US.
Then you havent seen the "Murica" from Saints Row 4
No the modified m4is more american
No,school shootings by a drunk father saying he likes gumbo and has a wife beater is more merican,i can confirm
there's more American weapons than even that in the game but I won't spoil
7:24 the guy who killed him was named "some knee grow"
"Stop! You violated the law"
"Oh, he punched me in the face"
Lmao
Oh its the guy without the mustache
sup
you need to stop popin up everywhere
You. Are. Dead.
God finding you is like a Easter egg hunt
“Sir what is that”
“My medicinal m32 officer”
Can you put that attachment onto an Abram?
" sir, what is that? "
" my medicinal abrams and medicinal browning, sir "
one thing Unus Annus and TheRussianBadger have in common. every frames a meme
Oui
@@wholesomedwarf7484 oui
Fun fact: The pphs (or ppsh i dont remember) ejects shell casings out the top. And when the russians fired it the hot shell casings dropped into their shirts. So they fired it gansta style to avoid that.
It’s ppsh
Didn't know that! Thanks for that tidbit of knowledge!
Mikeburnfire?
@@kriticalwatermelon5850 yup. Zack's rant.
3:04 don't know what it is about the way Badger delivers this sentence that breaks me everytime I see it
This is a world where Issac Newton was never born, physics never existed
Didn’t that dude invent gravity?
PurpOwl :D yes
This is a world where physics exist, but nobody ever stopped to think about it too hard.
@Felix Stotts nerd
@Felix Stotts no, he Discovered gravity, he didn't invent it. Gravity existed since the beginning of time. Newton just explained how we experience it.
TABR: how do we balance the game?
TABR: We don’t
You know what they say "if everyones OP, no one is"
Well, yes, but actually no
I love land fall
“He is a man of potatoes”
“So he’s Irish?”
“Worse. He’s from Idaho!!!”
No techno blade
@@thelegosanta1882 what.
even worse.....
Florida
graystillplays
@@jordy_de-zee oh god
@@fumzicles i whatch him play very hard levels
6:06 “There is a great evil coming.” There is something, even when it’s coming from the blue pirate noodle-man, so genuinely intimidating about that. That’s the kinda thing that’ll have you lookin’ over your shoulder for a while. Nowhere is safe, not from the French.
They talk like the HECU marines in Half Life.
"I. Am. Alive."
Or like arma npcs. "Eneamy. 30 meteres. Front."
I'm starting to notice a trend, badger now only plays games as long as they have an m1 garand
makes sense
Well, that means he has good taste
Best gun
Hes turning American each day theres more of the presence
*did someone say GARAND?!*
0:26 The Gundam's green eyes and green "head lenses" are see-though in this shot.
Because the green screen.
YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEE.
NOOOOOOO I NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE! 😂
Its even worse because he'a using the FUCKING GOD GUNDAM FROM G-FIGHTER
Domon on DG Cells
I think Badger was in the most precarious situation the entire game because he was literally in a pickle😂😂😂😂
now knowing who poppy is as a player, it's even more ominous when he is announced
They warned them, but they did not listen
who's poppy
@earth3882 one of the greatest TABG players in the world, and he can basically control the ending of any match he's in
This game used to be about making terrible armies fight eachother, now there is a BATTLEROYALE with 18INCH TAZERS
You would think the that the BR would be more normal,but they made it 1000x more retarded.
GorzTav and it’s amazing.
Oui
I call it the taser sniper
It’s a different game homie
"Is there friendly fire?" is something you never wanna hear with your friends if you don't know
“Is there friendly fire?”
*Game Over*
Played pubg with my brother first game as soon as we land he shot me in the head dinit Evan ask if there was firandly fire it was his first game ever to
And being near them
Ong
0:20 scp-049 is a plauge doctor wo says he will cure the "pescilence" in reality he makes zombies
well yeah, everyone knows that
@@nothilton4943 not rly almost evrybody i ask says its scp-096 the shy guy is scp-049 not the other way around
"Chief, mind telling me what your doing in that Discord channel"
"Sir...groomi-"
that 12 year old.
@Felix Stotts I CALL UPON SUNSHINE. HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
I NEED TO KNOW WHO IT WAS!
That moment you realise Cortana is 10 years old
Can we take a moment to appreciate that when badger says God himself at the beginning of the video, the mecha which is seen typing is called the God Gundam.
yes
Agreed, kinda starting to like this new weeb badger.
Thought I was the only one who noticed
MAN
OF
CULTURE
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power it’s burning rage tells me to defeat you!!! Erupting burning finger!!!!!!!
6:05
“I’m here to warn you. There is a great evil coming.”
*immediately gets shot*
*pulls out a glock and full autos the dam French*
That evil is the god-damn french🤣
3:20 the fact i didn't get the joke until 3 years later...
Imagine having a weapon that does a full mag burst
People with 100 guns in their basement and a literal army base:do you underestimate me?
there is and it's cancelable, it's called full auto
@@thebluetoothspeaker true, but that's not a burst
Does firing a Martini-Henry or a Dreyse needle gun count as a full-mag burst?
I have a MOTHERFUCKING RPG IN MY BASEMENT
Last episode: "I JUST WANT TO VR CHAT MAN!"
Well, wish granted.
Oui
“Well Well Well”
“ If it isn’t the *Consequences of my Actions* ”
Since we’re talking about tabg, I think you mean the actions of my consequences
Good is bad
My life in a nutshell
When you see your child
Gotta love him using the god gundam as a placeholder for god in his animations xd
I love how for "God himself" you put the GOD GUNDAM.
Me too
Of all things
A gundamn XD
@@dimitriwarchief301 Not just any Gundam. THE LITERAL GOD GUNDAM
@@dimitriwarchief301 I mean...it's called the GOD GUNDAM. I believe our god is now Made of Steel.
@@Darkoriax17 I didn't believe it until I looked it up - it is the fucking God Gundam.
[visible happiness]
I don’t know what I love more, heavenly still is the cacodemon or when referring to god it’s burning gundam.
Thanks burning gundam for letting me being able to find someone else who knows gundam
I have the HG burning gundam lol
@@RQM_00921 ooooooohhh lucky you
Me pass stage 3 once never again sweaty Ness 10000000000000000%
The Burning Gundam's official Japanese name is God Gundam, for those that don't know.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT BADGER HAS A WEDDING RING ON CAN WE GET SOME MASSIVE POGS I LOVE YOU BADGER LONG TIME FAN
HOLY MOTHER OF COG THAT IS AMAZING
Holy shit I admire your attention to detail brother
HE'S MARRIED?
@@seantaggart7382 Possibly engaged, I feel he would have made an announcement if he got married, then again we aren't entitled to anything but still
I love how he got almost every special weapon in these videos. The flying blunderbuss (the one with the wings) is meant to have insane recoil so you can launch yourself with it.
I appreciate that your representation of "God Himself" was actually the God Gundam(or the Burning Gundam if you're unfortunate enough to prefer the [admittedly pretty solid] English dub)
"Unfortunate"?
Great reference if I say so myself
With the power of Kyoji!
Weeb alert
@@a_person2399 your point being…?
"He is a man of potatoes"
*technoblade speed run intensifies*
So he is Irish?
A fellow Technoblade fan!
@@thenerdbeast7375 he spent a whole year trying to get 500,000,000 potatoes on skyblock
I wonder if sun tzu was also studied here
This just feels weird for me. I've been subbed to Technoblade since 2016 when he only had 250,000 subs and now he's famous enough to show up in the comments of videos that don't even have anything to do with minecraft? Absolutely crazy. Also blood for the blood god fellow Techno fans.
"Made by god himself"
Shows god gundam.
Take my like.
Badger knows his Gundam. Respect +
This hand of mine is burning red
Now I wish he does a gundam battle operations 2 vid cause it has not gone into Maximum Dumb shit and it would be perfect for him
It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory
@@Gator_Queen8188 or maxi boost that would be halarious
No way that can be called burst that shit is just “DUMP” 😂 12:00
"A great evil is coming"
*proceeds to gun down 2 frenchman*
I had to stop those tyrants.
oui
O U I
Oui was kangs
@@TheGreedyWolf shut up
just... shut up
8:24
"I found the Glockinator, which is basically 2 Glocks put together with a red dot in the middle" _Damn, I didn't know Mann Co. was also in the TABG Canon. I know that "Twin Force-A-Nature" craftsmanship anywhere..._
twin WHAT
@@itscznben8728 it a double double barrel shotgun
“I’m here to warn you of the evil coming. He is a man of potatoes”
Is this a potato war reference???
edit: it’s at 6:48
He is basically the John Wick of Minecraft
@@The_Master_Chief_117 haha
Techno literally piled out the trigonometry set to try and find the optimal potato farm
its a reference to me
@@Poppyfromtabg HAHA
Totally accurate battle grounds The only you and you get to see someone screaming kill me The French taking over and seeing someone get executed with a blunder bust
7:22 one of the most cinematic tabg kills you will ever see.
Did you see who he killed?
"theres like 60 people that play this game"
bajur you underestimate yourself
Sadly true. Needs a playerbase bump but that just wont happen
@@1337blackmage well... this vid is number 12 on trending for gaming. So, maybe a few thousand more people will play now.
@@Jazpazzaz God i hope so haha
@@1337blackmage player count is at 1k right now
@@DeosPraetorian Bless Badger
0:30 The fact that you used the God Gundam makes me very happy, Badger.
Trying to drink while watching this is impossible
"Made by God Himself"
Has the God Gundam typing furiously on a computer.
You... I like you.
you...you did this
Oui
@@tangerine7745 oui
Badger: “Can I get some OUI’s in the chat”
Stream Snipers: *-OUI Intensifies-*
Oui
Oui
Oui
Oui
Oui
This man just blunderbuss'd himself into an ad while I was watching. Quality timing
Haha I had the same thing happen to me 😂
Laughs in blunderbuss
Same
Same here
Same
0:11 activated my few braincells i have left that are reserved only for SCP related subjects
"Before being swiftly abandoned" ah I love the smell of quotes that aged like a thick creme
Badger : "you anti-epicgamestorers"
Me : "Yesterday i was a man without a country..."
same here
Well There was a guy once
So this is why you were in SFM for 4 hours straight
I admire the commitment.
Nice pfp
Yeet Dewd thank you kindly (i changed it earlier, it was a bear cultist from castle crashers)
Badgers forehead is so big it can have a civilization on it
“There’s a great evil coming”
-The man of potato’s
Well its probably techno
Agreed
Jacksepticeye isn't evil lol
@@foxyoner3674 he is warning us about the damn French
@@ncrt.e.d.d9072 Damn french
"Oui" Is illegal
So, the official Steam Page for TABG now has the "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds is a game made by God himself during a drunken coding rampage in the Unity game engine." quote.
Nice.
The French have come
We
The evil coming for badger is the FUCKIN FRENCH XD
6:47
"Greetings, I am here to warn you of an evil coming, he is a man of potatoes"
_Jacksepticeye plays TABG now ???_
Technoblade is the potato man
Was bouta say the same thing
I think it might be tecnoblade because he started 3 potato wars so.
@@anthonydespirito130 NO
JACKSEPTICEYE IS THE ORIGINAL POTATO PREDATOR KNEEL IN HIS PRESENCE
Oui
14:20 that boutta be me in skyrim in about an hour lmao, first i finish watching the tabg
"Made by God himself"
Shows the God Gundam
I see you Badger... I see you
Nice Gundam reference
Thought the same thing
He must be search god on bing instead of google and he got god gundam
@@abyandevi77 hunting it everywhere
“BOOMER. ALIVE. BAD.” I feel like this is how coronavirus speaks.
Y is that true
corona virus = boomer remover
@@engine8356 yes, boomer remover is zoomed humor
@@engine8356 boomer remover is zoomer humor
Lol
6:08 we should have listened to his warning
W a r m i n g
@@weebwhacker6217 walk of shame to the edit button for me
*oui should have listened
2 best comments made in this video, I'll go first...
1) "Well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions."
2) "And that evil is the damn French."
“PIERRE ZE GERMANS ARE COMING PREPARE TO LAUNCH ZE STONKS”
Oui
Oui, Stonks
Oui
Oui
Ouí
10:36 “Friendly predator PICKLE inbound”
Friendly predator PICKLE holding gods blunderbuss
Tab: the only game where ,executing the french‘ is a serious winning strategy
Oui
Oui
Oui
Yooo Marty robins gang
Have you not been paying any attention to the world we live in, it's always a good winning strategy
0:32 seconds in, it shows the god gundam (aka the G gundam or burning gundam) that I was not expecting. you make good videos also.
"Magnets, how do they work" as a man who's on week three of electrician school, i don't know either, probably magic or some shiz
Unpaired electrons... Yes i'm HILARIOUS at parties, but I never seem to get invited
@@JWbrasser Nah nah man, that's just fancy way of saying magic, you can not convince me otherwise
I'm assuming they work by manipulating the magnetic fields of certain metallic objects and make either be attracted to or go further away from each other (but like I said I’m assuming that's how they work but I don't go to electrician school)
@@aidanbutterworth4087 aka magic
@@aidanbutterworth4087 Oh yea, these weird rocks randomly manipulate an invisible field to do something. Thats magic.
Fun fact the glockinator is a actually thing some guy made in real life.
huh, cool.
I'm not surprised
glockinator: th-cam.com/video/KQg4UhKjdCM/w-d-xo.html
@@leadpiper thanks dude
Behold Perry the Platypus with my new invention
**2 Glocks.**
“You can’t fire on parachuting enemies!”
“What if they’re parachuting upwards?”
Yes. WE OBEY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ON THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE
@@EzekiesAcheron I got 99 problems but disobeying the Geneva convention ain't one
4:02 "please kill me"
Later.
I feel like proximity chat would be amazing in this game
would be like cod
@@italianos-ij1jris this game on ps5?
i have no idea@@Slimetimefan
@@Slimetimefannope
Just pc
The guy in the pirate hat who risked his life to warn Badger about the French and kept getting mislabeled as one of them is the real MVP.
"This is pleasant"
-Unknown hero, 2020
Only way to make sure nobody mistakes them is running around with a pickelhaube and mg42!
Who is this man? Well of course i know him. Hes me.
@@TheCaptainBear Oh god, he isn't kidding.
@@TheNorthHawk see? Told you
French:hello i eat baugette
Borgerh: E X E C U T E T H E M
6:18 this aged like fine wine considering current events