Paige: "Pat you are doing the podcast, think of Woolie" Pat: "I Think He Will Understand If I Don't This Week" Paige: "NO!! GO DO THE PODCAST! GIVE HIM BIG NUMBER!"
I love how Pat's voice cracks a little from time to time, just out of cheer happiness. Congrats to Paige and Pat, and may they have a happy life as a new family.
I love how Pat has gone from "I saw a bug in my house, I have to tear everything apart" to "It's just pee, it's just baby piss" to getting a face full of piss.
Or the inverse! It's easy to find other people's kids cute, they're not your problem; your own kid is only cute until you haven't slept well in five months.
@@LeRoiEnJaune nah, my kids are as annoying as possible and I legit find other babys ugly by comparison. Then again mine are objectively cute, as I said.
I think I might have flip-flopped with mine. I went back and forth between "My baby isn't objectively the cutest one ever" and "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS TV BABY IS CUTER THAN MINE? I'LL KILL YOOOOOU!". ...well, maybe not as dramatic as that. But I do recall scoffing a few times when I heard or saw someone describing their baby as "the cutest thing".
My, my friend's Ex wife's second baby was objectively ugly and I'm not even a father. That baby just looked like foreskin with a face. Apparently her son with my friend, who is my godson, got all his dad's genes with how normal he came out
This podcast had the best title which was just "BABY" which is great cause if you already listen to the podcast you see it and go "Oh oh. Baby is here!" before you even listen to it.
Watching pat for almost 15 years or whatever, going from just anxiety man that has so many social and personal issues to "Baby pee, its just baby pee, it's nothing" and being this low-key and chill? Man it just not only gives me hope to keep going and to go back to therapy while also being an absolute joy to watch. Thanks guys for all the time you've spent with us as a community and sharing your lives.
man he's only 2 years old yet he's calling people on twitter the most offensive racist things imaginable and claiming he's going to break their backs and make them humble .
I'd like to imagine that the group of doctors and nurses that they got approached the birth like a Savage Raid. Lots of talks and meetings before tackling all the mechanics while Pat sat there getting carried.
Pat Jr being a good baby explains why Paige's shitposting on Twitter has not changed in the slightest. Congratulations Pat and Paige! I hope for continued good fortune for all of you.
NOT ONLY WAS HIS BABY RELEASED EARLY BUT EVEN BEFORE THE RELEASE PAIGE GOT LEAKED THE BABY MOMENTS BEFORE THE OFFICIAL RELEASE!!!!!!!! Pat and Paige are getting a better experience than pirates.
@@TAMAMO-VIRUS It's great to see honestly, with how many times we get a faulty product that a couple of indie devs can make something that is just perfect on launch
The character arc for Pat going from Woolie mentioning baby black tar poop on the podcast with him nearly having an anxiety attack hearing about it to now just casually brushing over it in a conversation about having to deal with it personally. You love to see it.
Congrats! I wish all the best for you two. The one piece of advice I received before my son was born that I really needed to hear: Take care of yourself so you can take care of your baby. Use the bathroom, take a shower, eat a quality meal. Let dishes go undone, let the floors go unswept. Seek help, accept help, refuse help when the help is not helpful. Enjoy it!
Some folk are indeed just built different, possibly incorrectly in Pats case, but nevertheless. I have a much more mild and casual version of this as my dad has skin cancer: I don't even blink whenever it's time to change his bandages anymore from when he gets a biopsy. Because a lot of them are places he can't reach himself, I'll just sort of sprinkle in some light commentary as I go, how much blood, point out any redness or swelling. But inside of 5 minutes we're done and back to our day
I cant believe Pat and Paige stealth dropped Pat2: the Pattening on us like this. They must be really confident in their baby making skills to just go balls out with no marketing
Hopefully we only hear about them and never, ever see the child unless it's for comic relief and/or he's somehow fucking up a stream for Pat and Paige.
I'll never forget when my Mum told me about my birth and how I was immediately handed to her by the nurse, to which her honest reaction was "ew, gross."
Congratulations Pat and Paige! I've been watching since Machinima, long before the first LP, and I've got those weird parasocial feels right now - love you guys.
I've been watching this duo since the Machinima days, I was 14 years old and now I'm 26 and I've seen Pat go from an angry ginger Goblin to an angry ginger husband and father. Insane, congratulations you absolute legend
At 9:50 Pat starts describing his son and you can see him almost start tearing up and all I can think is the only time I've seen that from him was during the finale of The Walking Dead season 1
Such incredible bro energy, love these guys and congrats on Pat Jr the Second Electric Boogaloo to Pat Sr The Original Classic and Mustard Queen Paige of the Big Strong Dynasty. My sincere hope is that Pat Jr looks just like his father, but with Paige’s hair and with the full leg DLC. At least as tall as his Mom so that he can hold things over his head and tease him.
At the risk of sounding like some kind of parasocial freak, I'm so happy for Pat and Paige and it's super heartwarming to see how much their lives have changed for the better, and their family getting to grow.
Congratulations Pat!! I was a C-section baby too and my folks have always talked about what a trip it was to make an appointment to come in and have a kid. Thanks for sharing your story. Also, you really have grown. 10-Years-ago-Pat would NEVER have said "Oh, it's just baby piss. Baby pissed on my face, no big deal." I'm proud of you man.
Damn. How wonderful for you guys! It's incredibly sweet to see Pat slot so naturally into the new dad role, and hear that Paige had a good delivery and is doing well... and seeing Uncle Woolie beam with love for his boy.
I legit got emotional during this podcast. I've been following this man with the Super Best Friends for years and this dude has become a father. Congrats to you and Paige, Pat. :')
17:00 *Physically babies are alot less fragile than people think. However emotionally/psychologically they are much more fragile than people think.* Any form of abuse, neglect and other traumatizing events during the first few formatives years leave huge imprints that can easily stick around for the rest of people's lives, often to a large degree even with therapy. For anyone who really wants to learn to appreciate how massively the impact of parenting during the first few years of life is and what the individual and even societal consequences are, I highly recommend the freely available book called *The Origins of War in Child Abuse* by Lloyd deMause.
As someone currently going through an OB-GYN rotation as part of residency, hearing Pat describe the whole process, from his interaction with the nurses and staff to seeing the procedure, is absolutely adorable.
Just about everything Pat has experienced as a new dad is the same that I experienced when my son was born 2 years ago, felt like a triumph in life when he gave his cry into the new world. Congrats to Pat, Paige, and Baby. I look forward to hearing more of this great journey of your new family. From our family to yours
To say nothing of parasocial relationships but I am very happy for Pat & Paige. I have watched Pat's content since Best Friends and its been a joy to watch their relationship progress over the years.
the character growth of pat getting literally pissed on his face and him being "this is not the end of the world" is astounding
Fr, like famed Pat of "I would become a brain in a jar to be rid of this disgusting body" opinion going "it's just piss and shit, no biggie"
@@ExaltedUriel Such is the power of Crazy Talk
@@ExaltedUrielturns out exposure therapy totally works
That is the parenting overpowering the disgust cause "Its a bebi, its fine."
That will go away in 3-4 years or so.
The man is rising to the challenge, gotta respect him for it . Way to man up Mr boivin congratulations
I’m imagining a scenario where Paige goes to feed the baby and just on instinct she goes for the mustard instead of the baby bottle.
Let's hope the baby doesn't eat glass.
I’m imagining a scenario where Paige goes to feed the baby and on instinct she goes to give Pat the milk bottle instead.
@@night1952 “Paaaaaat. Is it okay to feed the baby mold?”
Dear lord, Paige, no. XD
Terrifyingly expected 😂
"Welcome to the family son."
Pat 2 is perfect. Good weight, good height, good hearing, GREAT normals, fantastic corner game...
What about the medium kick range tho?
But does he have tank controls?
I wonder who the dad is?
The little guy already has great grip strength. He was born to be a grappler. XD
The first skill check is at the character select screen and Pat 2 plays the meta.
Woolie calling the baby "That FUCKER" is killing me
Me too dog
We are entering the Uncle Woolie era, god help us.
@@chakatBombshell The boy will grow up relatively normal but _completely_ oblivious to flirtation.
Paige: "Pat you are doing the podcast, think of Woolie"
Pat: "I Think He Will Understand If I Don't This Week"
Paige: "NO!! GO DO THE PODCAST! GIVE HIM BIG NUMBER!"
It’s very much in character for Paige, but still surprised
I love how Pat's voice cracks a little from time to time, just out of cheer happiness.
Congrats to Paige and Pat, and may they have a happy life as a new family.
His throat wasn't built, nor trained for such sounds. It's hell.
I love how Pat has gone from "I saw a bug in my house, I have to tear everything apart" to "It's just pee, it's just baby piss" to getting a face full of piss.
I know it's, very comforting. He went from a goblin to a man.
@@EduardoFlores-bt4fono no, don’t get confused, Pat is still a goblin person, just a goblin with some level of tolerance
That and those brain chemicals are one helluva drug.
@@SilencedBTM "Your love for your baby is just dumb chemicals come do the podcast!" -Woolie in the future.
Born just in time to grow up to lets play Omikron The Nomad Soul 2 in 2045 XD
Congrats to pat hopefully pat2 lives up to the hype
Give it a few hotfixes, then we'll see if it was worth the nine month pre-order.
I can assure you Pat 2: Sons of Patrick was very good and worth the 70 bucks.
Can't wait for Pat 3: Floor Cake Eater.
@@junior1388666 personally more hyped for pat4 pie of the liar
Pat 2 is great and all but Pat Third Strike will be where it's at.
"After nine years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait"
Small warning:
As you raise the baby you will consider other babies ugly, not in a subjective way, an OBJECTIVE way.
Thats because all the babies that aren't mine ARE ugly.
Or the inverse! It's easy to find other people's kids cute, they're not your problem; your own kid is only cute until you haven't slept well in five months.
@@LeRoiEnJaune nah, my kids are as annoying as possible and I legit find other babys ugly by comparison. Then again mine are objectively cute, as I said.
I think I might have flip-flopped with mine. I went back and forth between "My baby isn't objectively the cutest one ever" and "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS TV BABY IS CUTER THAN MINE? I'LL KILL YOOOOOU!".
...well, maybe not as dramatic as that. But I do recall scoffing a few times when I heard or saw someone describing their baby as "the cutest thing".
My, my friend's Ex wife's second baby was objectively ugly and I'm not even a father. That baby just looked like foreskin with a face. Apparently her son with my friend, who is my godson, got all his dad's genes with how normal he came out
I love the dichotomy of Paige:
Trip to the doula/lamaze class - fight
Trip to the labor ward - flight
Paige has successfully parried the pregnant waitress she punched who came back for revenge, and delivered a counter baby in return.
Fuck that's good.
I will NEVER forgive Baby Pat for reducing the output of my weekly CONTENT
That NEWBORN BABY is STEALING all my CONTENT!
This comment hurts because you know there are actually going to be a handful of viewers who unironically comment this
When will this new patch wreck Pat's save file
reduced output, INFINITELY increased quality
Meanwhile, I’m here looking forward to people guessing how much that baby is making it impossible for Paige and pat to sleep
This podcast had the best title which was just "BABY" which is great cause if you already listen to the podcast you see it and go "Oh oh. Baby is here!" before you even listen to it.
That or one of them was starting a new Other M playthrough. I’m glad we’re in this timeline instead
“You’re barely a person at 24” as a 24 year old, this gives me so much more relief towards life at the moment 😅
yeah watching this at 3 am, hearing that, at 24, feeling like an absolute fuck up, might make cry tears of relief
Just don't get too comfortable, all those anxieties and insecurities help you find the thing that makes you a real person.
Watching pat for almost 15 years or whatever, going from just anxiety man that has so many social and personal issues to "Baby pee, its just baby pee, it's nothing" and being this low-key and chill?
Man it just not only gives me hope to keep going and to go back to therapy while also being an absolute joy to watch.
Thanks guys for all the time you've spent with us as a community and sharing your lives.
Can’t believe they named the baby Iron Sheik
"Faqing bullsheet"
I can’t believe it took them this long to name the baby Iron Sheik.
He's already tweeting about Miley Cyrus pancake breast.
He's gonna camel clutch Pat when he's 5 years old.
man he's only 2 years old yet he's calling people on twitter the most offensive racist things imaginable and claiming he's going to break their backs and make them humble .
BABY GET
1 of 30 collectibles found! You still got some work to do Pat.
this is actually #3 on the list, though....
ohhhhh nooooo
I'd like to imagine that the group of doctors and nurses that they got approached the birth like a Savage Raid. Lots of talks and meetings before tackling all the mechanics while Pat sat there getting carried.
Kinda weird that everyone who qued up was a healer, with Pat the sole DPS who did nothing except sit in the corner
@@TAMAMO-VIRUSpaige solo tanked it
"Alright, gang. Are we doing Hector strats this Birthing run, or JP strat?"
Dat babby was determined to NOT miss EVO.
Pat Jr being a good baby explains why Paige's shitposting on Twitter has not changed in the slightest. Congratulations Pat and Paige! I hope for continued good fortune for all of you.
Now pat can leave his mic on with the baby crying in the background!
He has become the very thing he's sworn to destroy.
Been with you guys since SBF, Congrats Pat!
Paige running away needs to be animated.
Congratulations to Pat and Paige. The best thing to ever happen on the podcast.
CONGRATS PAT AND PAIGE!!!
Been following since Kirby's Epic Yarn and Pat's come such a long way lmao, congrats man
Across the country, even.
Ditto, I feel a lot of parasocial emotion for this guy.
It's, nice
Same here, man.
Cant believe pat had a son via mitosis!
Must've been playing DOOM
@@TAMAMO-VIRUS I got that referance 😂
NOT ONLY WAS HIS BABY RELEASED EARLY BUT EVEN BEFORE THE RELEASE PAIGE GOT LEAKED THE BABY MOMENTS BEFORE THE OFFICIAL RELEASE!!!!!!!! Pat and Paige are getting a better experience than pirates.
I'm surprise it came out so great, there was no day 1 patch
@@TAMAMO-VIRUS It's great to see honestly, with how many times we get a faulty product that a couple of indie devs can make something that is just perfect on launch
@@TheSpookiestSkeleton"All of this, just, works™"
For real this time
@@Kaarl_Mills Pat and Paige made the right choice not having Todd as the midwife
Oh my god this shit happened to my sister with her first child nearly 14 years ago. Last ultrasound becomes "You're having the baby NOW"
*thunder crack*
"You should give birth, NOW!"
can't wait for pat to give baby pat gaming tips "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"drop your shield"
"NO, WAIT, YOU CAN'T CROSS UP WITH JUMPING HK, IT'S UNSAFE"
"Godlike."
"Drop your square peg in the square hole, you know what I mean?"
“Learn the range, man”
In the words of Metroid: Other M
" The baby"
*solemnly* authorized to reproduce
King Vegeta now has his Vegeta. Congrats Pat and Paige.
Who's the Paragus in this situation?
@@mid90sshinigami Elmo
Steve Buscemi
I look forward to 16 years from now where Pat2 launches his own streamer career as Prince of all Shitlords
@@Kaarl_Mills😂😂😂
Congratulations Pat and Paige!
Can't believe I've followed you nerds for more than a decade and now here we are, at The Baby timeline.
The character arc for Pat going from Woolie mentioning baby black tar poop on the podcast with him nearly having an anxiety attack hearing about it to now just casually brushing over it in a conversation about having to deal with it personally. You love to see it.
Congrats Pat for the successful reproduction
At last, Daigo Boivin enters the world!
Congrats on babby and also congrats on not being strangled to death by Paige immediately before, during or after babby arrival 🎉🎉🎉
Oh your mom did that too? My Dad said she tried to kill him when I was coming out, but other than that handled it like Pat
THE BABY counter intensifies
Paige: goes to doctor for check up
Dr. Matt Mercer: so how you wanna do this
I'm sooo happy I'm not the only one who thought about Dr. Mercer XD
Congrats! I wish all the best for you two.
The one piece of advice I received before my son was born that I really needed to hear: Take care of yourself so you can take care of your baby. Use the bathroom, take a shower, eat a quality meal. Let dishes go undone, let the floors go unswept. Seek help, accept help, refuse help when the help is not helpful.
Enjoy it!
its time for the ultra old man arc
we already had the smack talking about the new generation arc.
and this... is to become the SUPER old man!!!
Congrats on THE BABY!
Honesty impressed that the two of them were so fine with lookin at Paige's guts.
Some folk are indeed just built different, possibly incorrectly in Pats case, but nevertheless.
I have a much more mild and casual version of this as my dad has skin cancer: I don't even blink whenever it's time to change his bandages anymore from when he gets a biopsy. Because a lot of them are places he can't reach himself, I'll just sort of sprinkle in some light commentary as I go, how much blood, point out any redness or swelling. But inside of 5 minutes we're done and back to our day
Patrick Boivin the Second, born of Anger and Mustard
I cant believe Pat and Paige stealth dropped Pat2: the Pattening on us like this. They must be really confident in their baby making skills to just go balls out with no marketing
8:50 this being the backstory for a doctor for delivering babies is very wholesome
I'm so stoked to see how this kid turns out.
For the kid to turn out good we'll have to see pretty much nothing about them at all.
That's good imo.
@@conspiracypanda1200 100% The last thing parents should be doing is using their kids for content.
Hopefully we only hear about them and never, ever see the child unless it's for comic relief and/or he's somehow fucking up a stream for Pat and Paige.
@@_Jay_Maker_The policy of photoshopping pat's face on any picture of the kid has already went into effect which is a strong move
Thanks Binny for accelerating Paige's labor via Skibidi Toilet exposure.
Booti pls.
everybody wants to rule the world (slowed down + reverb)
I'll never forget when my Mum told me about my birth and how I was immediately handed to her by the nurse, to which her honest reaction was "ew, gross."
my mum has a similar story: she was crying and goes "SHE LOOKS LIKE E.T. 😭" to be fair, me and mum are both people that find babies ugly lol
Pat's soul transfer plan is in motion
Little Shrek will be 6'4 and will never get sick.
He's so powerful!
Congratulations Pat and Paige! I've been watching since Machinima, long before the first LP, and I've got those weird parasocial feels right now - love you guys.
Wow, 20 minutes. Tiny Pat sounds like a speed runner.
To be fair, it was a tool assisted speedrun.
Pat already inglecting his child already to keep his podcast schedule going. Respect
The hustle must continue.
already answers the question of what kind of Father he will be...
@@iller3ginger or normal?
Well, you gotta pay the bills!
Congrats, now put the baby in a bunker to prevent the internet reaching him
I've been watching this duo since the Machinima days, I was 14 years old and now I'm 26 and I've seen Pat go from an angry ginger Goblin to an angry ginger husband and father. Insane, congratulations you absolute legend
Congratulations Pat and Paige 🎊 🎉
Baby will never be real! *clip plays* *spits out cereal* BRUH
He will never father.
Congratulations on the arrival of Saliva Boi-ven 🎉
At 9:50 Pat starts describing his son and you can see him almost start tearing up and all I can think is the only time I've seen that from him was during the finale of The Walking Dead season 1
Oh if he ever replays that it's going to hit so much harder now.
Woolie's grin as he listens to Pat is so goddamn sweet
BREAKING NEWS: Pat 2 has a 95 on metacritic. Strong babby of the year contender
Pat2 sweep
Paige attempting to flee from her own pregnancy is so on brand for her
""Mr Boivin, are you feeling faint at seeing the C-section?"
'Nah, I played the beginning of Phantom Pain, I'm good.'
Pat during that scene in Ground Zeroes: YEYEYEYE! Get in there!
I'm at least 90% sure he said those exact same things.
I don't why this made me cry, but here I am, making coffee and I'm tearing up at hearing Pat say his baby's weight. Much love you guys.
"That fucker looks like you" -Woolie, giving Pat jr. his1st insult.
🎉 CONGRATS PAT
Congrats Pat…. Been following you guys for almost ten years I have six of my own can’t wait to see this story arc 😂
Such incredible bro energy, love these guys and congrats on Pat Jr the Second Electric Boogaloo to Pat Sr The Original Classic and Mustard Queen Paige of the Big Strong Dynasty. My sincere hope is that Pat Jr looks just like his father, but with Paige’s hair and with the full leg DLC. At least as tall as his Mom so that he can hold things over his head and tease him.
Congrats to Pat Jr for the level up
At the risk of sounding like some kind of parasocial freak, I'm so happy for Pat and Paige and it's super heartwarming to see how much their lives have changed for the better, and their family getting to grow.
It's so wholesome to see Pat genuinely super stoked about becoming a dad. Congrats Pat and Paige!
Seeing Pat over the past 12 years from the Heavy Rain playthrough to now being happy dad/husband has been a trip.
God, Pat II is gonna find these one day and be like "holy shit my parents and their fans are WEIRD"
Congratulations Pat!!
I was a C-section baby too and my folks have always talked about what a trip it was to make an appointment to come in and have a kid. Thanks for sharing your story.
Also, you really have grown. 10-Years-ago-Pat would NEVER have said "Oh, it's just baby piss. Baby pissed on my face, no big deal." I'm proud of you man.
"A new member has joined your party!"
I'm so happy for you and paige! I wish nothing but Joy for you guys!!
Congratulations Pat and Paige!
"It's just piss!"
I don't know who this man is, or what he has done to Pat.
Nonetheless, I am happy for him and Paige hahaha
The baby has already replaced him, this growth is unprecedented.
: OH FUCK, PAT'S SON IS A LEO, GOD HELP US ALL
Congrats Pat!!!
Damn. How wonderful for you guys! It's incredibly sweet to see Pat slot so naturally into the new dad role, and hear that Paige had a good delivery and is doing well... and seeing Uncle Woolie beam with love for his boy.
I legit got emotional during this podcast. I've been following this man with the Super Best Friends for years and this dude has become a father. Congrats to you and Paige, Pat. :')
Congrats Pat!
Huge grats Pat and Paige! Glad labor and delivery went smoothly and that Pattington 2 is healthy :D
Congratulations Pat and Paige!!
Been following yall since 2017
Been having a bad week
But this brings some joy
17:00 *Physically babies are alot less fragile than people think. However emotionally/psychologically they are much more fragile than people think.* Any form of abuse, neglect and other traumatizing events during the first few formatives years leave huge imprints that can easily stick around for the rest of people's lives, often to a large degree even with therapy.
For anyone who really wants to learn to appreciate how massively the impact of parenting during the first few years of life is and what the individual and even societal consequences are, I highly recommend the freely available book called *The Origins of War in Child Abuse* by Lloyd deMause.
Congrats Pat and Paige
Congratulations to Pat and Woolie 😊
It's happening.... good lord pat is a father.
From Two Best Friends Play to this, wow.
What a wild wacky journey life has taken us on.
Congratulations, Paige! AngriestPat! ...and Littlest Pat
As someone currently going through an OB-GYN rotation as part of residency, hearing Pat describe the whole process, from his interaction with the nurses and staff to seeing the procedure, is absolutely adorable.
Just about everything Pat has experienced as a new dad is the same that I experienced when my son was born 2 years ago, felt like a triumph in life when he gave his cry into the new world. Congrats to Pat, Paige, and Baby. I look forward to hearing more of this great journey of your new family. From our family to yours
I can feel it, Woolie is prepping for his own bit reveal
15 years from now there will be a human sized Pat wandering the Earth, and I don't know how to deal with that.
To say nothing of parasocial relationships but I am very happy for Pat & Paige.
I have watched Pat's content since Best Friends and its been a joy to watch their relationship progress over the years.
I love when the conversation evolves to "babies are drugs". CONGRATULATIONS
I cant believe they actually named their Babby Turok.