Hoi4: How to Break Germany with Polish Space Marines

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  • @stakuyi
    @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    hey all if you want to play hoi4 with me check out discord and twitch in the description of this video!

    • @ismail91210
      @ismail91210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yessir

    • @averagereddeadfan3493
      @averagereddeadfan3493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love your hoi4 videos! Keep them up! 👍
      You make my days

    • @bostinobaddog2040
      @bostinobaddog2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm so glad i came across you today. I haven't heard your podcasts, but I've watched like 5 hoi4 videos bc I wanna get better and you're really entertaining

    • @ismail91210
      @ismail91210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bostinobaddog2040 welcome to the stak club

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bostinobaddog2040 thank you for watching friemd

  • @somegamer7268
    @somegamer7268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    German Empire: MUSSOLINI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE ARE BEING SWEPT BY POLES WITH OTHERWORDLY TOOLS!!
    Mussolini: I'm currently armwrestling with a french farmer for no apparent reason.

    • @i_am_bored7719
      @i_am_bored7719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Epic

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Poles with Polearms.

    • @brianlance8263
      @brianlance8263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In this timeline, the "First French Soldier" lived to the outbreak of WWII.

    • @Kma99107
      @Kma99107 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@brianlance8263 died a couple months before but he definitely was reading about the climate

  • @mesaprime4368
    @mesaprime4368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "We are the Kingdom of Poland!"
    Cool, cool, who's your king/queen?
    "Ya know... I didn't think we'd make it this far...we don't have one"

  • @se7hkap
    @se7hkap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I've listened to all of your podcasts, exclusives included. and I can't wait for the next one. love your content 👍

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thank you my friend I appreciate it

  • @symon4510
    @symon4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    finally, something polish

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And it’s glorious

    • @jJLDY.0gskJtOHZcju_o8e3v
      @jJLDY.0gskJtOHZcju_o8e3v ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finland is better than Boland 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮😤😤💪💪💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎

    • @conlangknow8787
      @conlangknow8787 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jJLDY.0gskJtOHZcju_o8e3vperkele VS kurwa, the battle of the century

    • @BaguetteSolider
      @BaguetteSolider 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jJLDY.0gskJtOHZcju_o8e3vBoland vs Poland who will win

    • @Onyks567
      @Onyks567 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poland is better then BEANland🫘🫘

  • @touchthesky3948
    @touchthesky3948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Repeating this request from a previous video, but I think a great future Stak game should be "The Great Lakes Confederation" mod. It is a fascinating mod where through a series of military miracles, a large Native American confederation of tribes managed to survive centered around the Great Lakes and bordered by Canada and the USA. I think that Stakuyi should play this mod and take back all of the land in North America, Central America, and South America from the colonizers and unite all of the America's under the control of the Great North Confederation, wresting control back from the colonizers. He should do all of this while playing ironman and, if possible, having his faction ideology remain either Non-aligned or Democratic.

  • @noahbacon-angevine3136
    @noahbacon-angevine3136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Love how you left a bit of the Cezhs there as a puppet state🤣

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      had to justify the polka music

    • @Kma99107
      @Kma99107 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stakuyipolka is not polish. Despite that poles love that shit

  • @spcxplrr
    @spcxplrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the successor to the roman empire, the mongol empire, and the PLC all at once.

  • @kstroupe89
    @kstroupe89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bulgaria acting like the one kid in the schoolyard that wants in on the action but gets dropped the moment the gloves come off

  • @polishscribe674
    @polishscribe674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Note: completing April constitution, empowering sanation right and choosing not to invite falangists to government allows you to have same guy as leader and army theorist, which gives sick bonuses to non aligned popularity, army experience gain and land doctrine costs 80 without any focus boosts.
    My favorite, especially that i don't have any DLCs.

  • @ExplosiveBanana9992
    @ExplosiveBanana9992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "SPACE MARINE! GET OUT OF MOSCOW, SPACE MARINE!"

  • @thewrench0157
    @thewrench0157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So, just to make sure, you know that Anastasia path exists, right? It is “secret”, but if you just decline eight claimants to the throne, they can appear and give you a really powerful tree

    • @The_Tech_Priest
      @The_Tech_Priest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea he knows that he done that and the Wojtek
      The Polski Miś easteregg he done in the same video

    • @Tedrick13
      @Tedrick13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for telling me

  • @barbariandude
    @barbariandude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The "Rome-ania" joke is maybe made a little less funny by the fact that that is indeed the etymology of the name. The "foundational state myth", if you wanna call it that, is based heavily on being a Roman province.

  • @Dextrixion
    @Dextrixion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:05, nah the fav speedbump is belgium.

  • @TheAxeManOfTheUSSR
    @TheAxeManOfTheUSSR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank god. I never knew how to beat Germany as Poland. But now I know

    • @tzeentchvonsheo9868
      @tzeentchvonsheo9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The habsbug path is way easier, since you can get full czechoslovakia with forts via focus

  • @Existence27
    @Existence27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I think it'd be a cool challenge to try to reform the HRE as Belgium

    • @anidioticgenius6393
      @anidioticgenius6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly, in Hoi4, only Germany can do that

    • @ghfgxijaorgf5393
      @ghfgxijaorgf5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anidioticgenius6393 european union can be formed with: france germany UK netherlands belgium and if im correct italy and luxembourg

    • @anidioticgenius6393
      @anidioticgenius6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghfgxijaorgf5393 That's the EU, not HRE though

    • @ghfgxijaorgf5393
      @ghfgxijaorgf5393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anidioticgenius6393 cant you just tell me what tf is hre?

    • @anidioticgenius6393
      @anidioticgenius6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghfgxijaorgf5393 The HRE is the Holy Roman Empire, the First Reich so to speak, it can only be formed by Monarchist Germany if they go down the path that allows them to join the Allies and makes France communist

  • @GogaPlays
    @GogaPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If you refuse every canditate twice, a romonov will appear, it is a secret path and on this path you can do the pan-slavic federation, and if you get to moskow on this path you will be able to put a bear as the king.

  • @leavenameblankX
    @leavenameblankX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    POLAND WAS NOT A SPEEDBUMP
    it was a punching bag

    • @monteniggrianCRUSHER
      @monteniggrianCRUSHER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really, before the first partitions Poland was pretty strong, plus it is surrounded by greedy empires

  • @JacobReid
    @JacobReid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I guess I just suck at this game. I did everything you did, step by step. I still go steamrolled by Germany

  • @midnightsoul3728
    @midnightsoul3728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m more of a Anastasia fan in hearts of iron 4 but it was interesting to see this

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I will have to do each polish run

    • @soviet_doge1263
      @soviet_doge1263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stakuyi for getting the personal unions you only need claim of 80, not any point to go for 100, also for Anastasia or Commonwealth I recommend giving up Danzig and focusing Soviet union as with the greater Commonwealth and uniting Slavs you get a lot of cores there as well as cores on a chunk of eastern Germany and with the Slavic you get cores on Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia and Bulgaria (and through some weird buggy shit with Bulgaria and Yugoslavia getting more cores you can get even more. Also for space marines I like to go for the flame support company and light tank scout support company as with the right tank/division design I get about 20 armour and 40 piercing

    • @adamhrin9866
      @adamhrin9866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, laughs with bear with beer

    • @soviet_doge1263
      @soviet_doge1263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Charlie yes, but you need to do the process of getting the bear as commander, which is hard, but Personally worth it.

    • @mateiduma646
      @mateiduma646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soviet_doge1263 yeah you only need 80 support but you should never have only 80 because if your support drops below 80 your focus will cancel and you will waste a lot of time.

  • @tijmenwillard2337
    @tijmenwillard2337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hold as Poland without a monarchy and without giving into demands

  • @jakobpetersen8057
    @jakobpetersen8057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Australia-Hungary achievement run would be a nice and fun disaster

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Polish Hussars have done it again!

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all metal hussars

    • @Yoko_Grim
      @Yoko_Grim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stakuyi Then the winged Hussars arrived! Coming down they turned the tide!

  • @The-Wizard-King
    @The-Wizard-King 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the good time line

  • @cb41503
    @cb41503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wha.....
    What the heck
    WHAT AM I DRINKING
    Polish-Romainian commonwealth
    This is What I get for staying up till 2 in morning but you cursed dude, you cursed

  • @mrfreshreaper7326
    @mrfreshreaper7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After watching you vibe check almost all Europe as Poland I kinda wanna see a Italy run

    • @arellum
      @arellum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      After the new DLC he might do it.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arellum Indeed.

  • @wolfbrigade1425
    @wolfbrigade1425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right, I tried exactly this and it went horribly! The Germans completely wiped the floor with me

  • @adamhrin9866
    @adamhrin9866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn when i saw 1940 and u on partial mobilization... Damn my heart

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Sir, someone stole most of Eurasia!”
    “Quick, hire Banacek!”

  • @mikaneous1140
    @mikaneous1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hungary: Hey Poland-Romania, Can i please have Slovaki-
    Poland: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SLOVAKIA

  • @chissholmtyson
    @chissholmtyson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “History’s favorite speedbump” holy shit that’s savage

  • @Cristian_Adejandro98
    @Cristian_Adejandro98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow you ended up getting a hugemongous piece of land all hail the kingdom of Poland Romania

  • @Historyismetal
    @Historyismetal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You missed the opportunity to put a bear on the throne here.

  • @worldpack8663
    @worldpack8663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think it’d be fun if you did a Finish him run as Finland

  • @Stonewall5101
    @Stonewall5101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Interesting challenge, and note I’ve only done this once with some savescumming: Survive as Belgium. I did it by building tons of forts and going communist/joining the Comintern.

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why survive when you can thrive and conquer?

    • @Stonewall5101
      @Stonewall5101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sejozwak that is step 2: once the great armored columns of the Belgian Liberation Army are complete. THE TIME TO LIBERATE FRANCE IS NOW!

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I did it with forts, AA infantry, and a single railway gun to cover my whole country and Luxembourg.

  • @epicarcher999
    @epicarcher999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That unit is great, but if you swap in light tanks for recon and flame tanks you can boost the armor even higher for pretty low production cost, just an idea

  • @Mongelt
    @Mongelt ปีที่แล้ว

    Any eastern European playthrough seems like a contest for how many nations can be offended in one run

  • @polishdragon4853
    @polishdragon4853 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thouse losses prove one thing in that weird timeline: You do not mess with the Polish

  • @fence03
    @fence03 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He’s restoring the Poland of old!

  • @silverkingisley6438
    @silverkingisley6438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Does anyone happen to know what the "Defense" template setup was? I have been trying to do something similar but getting the whole army fully equipped by 39 seems impossible if you just use that one.

  • @crusaderanimation6967
    @crusaderanimation6967 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    NGL Map where Poland neighbors both China and Vatican is warming my heart.

  • @CesarHernandez-wd4pz
    @CesarHernandez-wd4pz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh so Poland can into space.

  • @unserve2510
    @unserve2510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poland gets anchlussed
    Anyone who read that: confused yelling

  • @ShackleYT
    @ShackleYT ปีที่แล้ว

    following this strategy, you could go even spicier.
    After defeating germany, what i did was replace the close support gun with the medium cannon and added close machine guns, and it just ate the russians alive.
    i'd also like to add that you could grab light tanks to add flamethrower support to be even more like space marines

    • @ShackleYT
      @ShackleYT ปีที่แล้ว

      or instead of artillery, slap a howitzer on the tank

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would have waited until Romania did the focus that gives it steel tbh

  • @monteniggrianCRUSHER
    @monteniggrianCRUSHER 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poland was usually pretty strong before the first partitions

  • @FrogiMen13
    @FrogiMen13 ปีที่แล้ว

    With Polish buffs to anti air being so strong you can very very easily get heavy cannon 2 for tanks way way before the war, also fing with Gdańsk foccus is not worth cuz any war or port in province that isnt Gdańsk or Gdynia allows you to switch export law, for example if you go civil war route you can get both export foccus and war eco in 37

  • @epyonpl
    @epyonpl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is no point in going "clamp down on danzig" if you are going to unite with another country with sea access and ports.

  • @Robrocker95
    @Robrocker95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ive tried this shit so many times and i just get rolled over every time im bout to give up on this damn game lol 1200 hours and its like idk wtf this game even is anymore

  • @pandabear4565
    @pandabear4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "History's favorite speedbumb" lol, whis history's least favorite?

  • @anthonydavis5288
    @anthonydavis5288 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this stuff. Keep it up please. Thx

  • @scarletwyvern3753
    @scarletwyvern3753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I’m curious what would be the most broken way to take over the entire world or is that a bit too much?

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      America or soviets probably

  • @timtorgerson2216
    @timtorgerson2216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd love to see you take Greenland and conquer the whole western Hemisphere along with all of Europe 🤣

  • @The-Wizard-King
    @The-Wizard-King 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's all Poland, always was.

  • @retrochronic44
    @retrochronic44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Weird hearing "Mr Mustache man being Stalin.

  • @battlnerd2128
    @battlnerd2128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ah yes. the royal Sim

  • @gabrielbarraza5886
    @gabrielbarraza5886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would love to see what you would do as Finland

  • @PoliticalOra33
    @PoliticalOra33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should do one where Turkey gets revenge and reform the Ottomen empire

  • @sprites75
    @sprites75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    that template would be awfuul in MP, but the ai can't deal with it...

  • @huddo_d9827
    @huddo_d9827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else noticed he changed shirts

  • @magnok7925
    @magnok7925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what is the defense division template

  • @Czajnik_491
    @Czajnik_491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    co kurwa? that was not what I expected looking for space marines.

  • @notgabbyb
    @notgabbyb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when you say space marines…

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Sylvain Jose Gautier that’s an odd take

    • @Cristian_Adejandro98
      @Cristian_Adejandro98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sylvain Jose Gautier isn't that the plan of idea of almost every cartoon anime or managa to destroy all human and for the aliens to rain supreme

    • @tharnstonewall2005
      @tharnstonewall2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cristian_Adejandro98 Nah, that's only the plot for half of em, the other half is the main character dating his sister instead of the other 20 potential love interests

    • @Cristian_Adejandro98
      @Cristian_Adejandro98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sylvain Jose Gautier never played it I only know about Warhammer from Henry Cavill

  • @wyattwilliams2457
    @wyattwilliams2457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you do a video on the republic of west Florida, and or conch republic

  • @nemesis002
    @nemesis002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think with the Mod Road to 56 it would be fun to play as Ethiopia

  • @huib0N
    @huib0N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would love for you to do The Netherlands, for no other reason than that I'm dutch and would like to see you meme-ing with my country :D

  • @DekuTheDestroyer
    @DekuTheDestroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see this as how the world should look

  • @blacklightstarcraft
    @blacklightstarcraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    personally, i would love a Canada run in Hoi4 because it was done kind of dirty

  • @ER7LA
    @ER7LA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have you played Germany using the oppose Hitler tree? It is a blast!

  • @mrhobbieman12
    @mrhobbieman12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you post some crusader kings videos and/or a tutorial for a beginner of CK3. Big fan of the other videos!

    • @stakuyi
      @stakuyi  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crusader kings 3 video coming this tuesday! i am trying to work on a way to teach paradox games to beginners as well

  • @jorgemontelongo5678
    @jorgemontelongo5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd love it if when you're done you gave us a view of how the world as a whole changed

  • @adamjezewski5767
    @adamjezewski5767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What defensive template did you use to just hold the line?

  • @austinboback1850
    @austinboback1850 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine if he tried to unite all of Asia and the pacific islands as Japan or china

  • @panm2906
    @panm2906 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:55 BASED

  • @mtldragon3
    @mtldragon3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still waiting for a play through as Portugal

  • @jd21000
    @jd21000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey I saw that (Civil war?) cavalry sword hanging in the background and I think I have the same one

  • @justinnewcomb9796
    @justinnewcomb9796 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Irish call out for leadership!

  • @right-flight6185
    @right-flight6185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    your videos on tik tok brought me here! im sure like many people lol! but i love the HOI4 videos! keep'em comin!

  • @jezzalowe5121
    @jezzalowe5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    New Zealand, takes over the world?

  • @williamszy2827
    @williamszy2827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing more polish than a non-polish king 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

  • @philloup23
    @philloup23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    was AWESOME

  • @darkassassin8083
    @darkassassin8083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do a video getting Wojtek as King of Poland!

  • @shadowrisr
    @shadowrisr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see a Canadian play through tbh

  • @colinmucksavage7362
    @colinmucksavage7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tried this but Russia just decided to attack me instead of me giving up the east

  • @Beke007
    @Beke007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take the hold word as Iran

  • @oHushh
    @oHushh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So like when r u going to run for President

  • @hammer5455
    @hammer5455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd like to see you do something in the pacific theatre instead of Europe. just for a change

  • @NeonLightRays
    @NeonLightRays 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would really like to see how you would play sweden

  • @thevillager8339
    @thevillager8339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn’t Romania and Germany both have the house of Hohenzollern when they were monarchist.

  • @standardised8260
    @standardised8260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahh yes, the kingdom of poland-romania-slovakia-czechia-germany-italy-vatican-sanmarino-lithuania-latvia-estonia-belarus-russia-georgia-azerbaijan-armenia-kazakhstan-uzbekistan-tajikistan-kyrzgstan-turkmenistan-mongolia

  • @rasmusnrby9833
    @rasmusnrby9833 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love to see you do denmark

  • @krzycki9688
    @krzycki9688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do no more partitions achievement

  • @Luna-rj1bb
    @Luna-rj1bb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can anyone explain how you stop the Soviet’s from signing Molotov Ribbentrop like in this video

  • @RainbowMuse2
    @RainbowMuse2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They really need to rework how combat works. Being able to use a cheap useless tank unit to pad out a whole unit's armor stats is far to powerful an exploit. It is better than EUIV's "forts are impassable no matter where they are/you can't just go around forts, you don't have the technology, but still. Low bar.

  • @gunner_show
    @gunner_show ปีที่แล้ว

    How the hell did you build up your army so fast, I only have 2 and half army’s and he has 5

  • @toast4392
    @toast4392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yesss finnally Poland

  • @Dark_Detective
    @Dark_Detective ปีที่แล้ว

    Why didn't Poland just do this in real life

  • @otten5666
    @otten5666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Space Marines are neither Marines nor are they able to go to space?

  • @pajdoman77
    @pajdoman77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Restore the Portugese Colonial Empire

  • @thattitanmain1326
    @thattitanmain1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey love your content but I got a question why did you choose your name just curious