@@arizonapapa9453 and there are also the teenagers who have been through the juvenile detention system and that actually gives them clout. So the idea of big boy jail doesn’t scare them because they think it’s the same.
this whole situation is basically "I didn't like that he was being fruity so I did the fruitiest, most heinous thing in existence to teach him a lesson"
@@marcfavell its not the guards or the food or the harsh living conditions its people like these two idiots that makes it hard to do your time in peace
Dude kept coming on to me and I told him "I ain't no queer"! He kept on so I gave him what he wanted cuz I'm a gangsta! Sounds like he talked you into fkg him!
@@yanicyoda4762 not in real life that isn't his uncle but Wayne been rapping since like 12 and his mom actually let Birdman get guardianship. He isn't his actual family by blood or marriage though.
That initial slap was a test. The dude cowered and this guy knew that he could do whatever the fuck he liked. If anyone slaps or punches you in prison you have to fight back. You fucking have to. Even if you lose, you'll get more respect for fighting bak=ck than if you did nothing. They will know that they cant fuck with you without issues. Never go down without a fight.
This is mentality of prisoners. Evil pure evil! My brother who did 10yrs at work said you see stuff inside prison. You have to get delivered from spiritually. Its a dark evil place.
Somewhere in between watching conspiracy videos and physicists discussing consciousness...I see the algorithm has led me to gay prison rape. Thanks TH-cam. You're the real MVP.
"Really officer....I was so scared when he told me what he wanted to do that I stumbled, tripped, and fell right in his butt. It was so disgusting! I finally got up after about 10 minutes."
@@rob119490 I went to a military school, with a lot of diversity. Among the most foreign were two saudi princes'... They were really only there to learn English better through immersion. ... Anyway. They explained it to me that in their culture, if you piss off one of the street gangs, they will publicly rape you, to make you gay. (To society, I guess. I'm not sure I was ever able to wrap my mind around it, because...) I said, doesn't that make the rapist, more gay? He says "no, it doesn't work that way". "It's about dominance"... I walked away confused... Being a top in a gay relationship, is kinda about dominance too... Am I wrong? The dominance doesn't make less gay.
I loved videos like this because no matter how bad I feel at times or think my life suck at the moment I see shit like this a be like wtf I’m I complaining about I’m single, have no kids, got a job, No criminal record and I’m FREE!
@@sachins2447 Even more of a reason to stay single for now, like you said I’m building myself financially and females are a bill so that would defeat my purpose.
I will NEVER undastand why a “straight” man will get so mad bout anotha man comin onto him that he will rape him to prove he don’t get down like that 🤨🤨🤨...why why why!!!
@@gregorsamsa1364 if the guy was coming on to him he wouldn’t need to be tied up . How stupid are you . The guy is a rapist. He just made that dumb ass story up
The one time your like that is definitely clickbait an then you realize no this wasn't clickbait at all.... You can tell by his demeanor he don't have a gotdamn thing to lose....
This is why there needs to be some amount of entertainment and leisure activities in prison. They've been proven to reduce incidents of violence both towards other prisoners as well as prison staff by giving the prisoners something to look forward to which can be taken from them if they misbehave. It has also been shown to decrease recidivism rates. Countries with the "softest" criminal justice systems have long been known to produce far better results and for far less money when compared to countries with the harshest systems. Unfortunately, society is full of morons who can't see beyond their own petty need to punish others, and often for victimless crimes to boot, and these people complain loudly whenever they hear of a prison that isn't 100% punishment all the time.
Two birds meet every Sunday at noon in the park for their weekly visit. Noon came and went and bird #1 is still waiting patiently for his friend to show up. After a few more minutes bird #2 shows up and right away bird #1 asks his pal "WHY ARE YOU LATE? YOU KNOW ITS NOON EVERY SUNDAY"! Bird #2 says "YEA I KNOW, BUT ITS SO BEAUTIFUL OUT, I DECIDED TO WALK TODAY"! 🐥🐦
Most likely he was molested as a kid. Was mad he was getting turned on by a guy offering to suck him off. A hetero murderer would have beat the guy senseless, possibly kill him, but this guy took his ass.
@@shhmypupissleepin3015 You are correct & I can admit If it had been a woman I wouldn't find it funny at all. I know humor is a common reaction as I often find myself trying to find humor in awful &/or awkward situations 🤦♀️ Not classy but sometimes necessary
There is a youtuber, Larry Lawson. He said he never partook in that in his 15yrs of prison. He had mafia connections and did "business" in other ways like making alcohol. He has many stories about the ugly things prisoners did/do to eachother and what prisoners do to prevent being raped or beaten such as wearing "shower shoes" and keeping a shank in your butt.
Difference is he would of ended up in a stretcher and a one way ticket to the ER trauma center with his skull cracked wide open, if he tried that with me. And before anybody says anything. Yes I have been to prison more times than u know. And I have put in plenty of work.
@@javierich0 It is up to a community/ society how their justice system functions, and ours is broken in a lot of ways. I wish more people cared about that.
The average honest citizen thinks they can simply explain what happened to the detective, and end up facing charges. Use your rights and let a lawyer explain what happened Even though we still have THE best system in the world, innocent people can and do take plea deals. If you have a public defender, he will very likely advise you to take a plea, vs. taking a chance at trial. This is especially true if you use a firearm to defend your family. Most gun charges carry a mandatory jail term. Unless you have the cash to pay a hefty retainer, you aren't getting a good lawyer.
Prisons are private coporations that earns money from the government based on how many prisoners it houses, a dead prison = no money. Life in prison is the most profitable outcome for private prison corporations; guranteed money in the bank for years.
Which human being can play GOD and say who lives and who dies? No human being has that power. It’s just not right. That’s why they don’t do the death penalty anymore.
@@sleeping7003 So by your logic, a murderer can play God and decide who lives and who dies. But us regular law abiding citizen plebs are at the mercy of the criminally deranged; we dont get to decide.
@@123WelshDan321 you'd think but hey, not everyone gets it. It's a play on words ya grammar Nazi. Now say my name looking in a mirror, grammatically correct of course.
It’s like back in the day when they would catch a teenager smoking cigarettes. Then make them smoke an entire carton to teach them a lesson. Same logic I guess 🤷🏾♂️
I can't pinpoint who did it, but there's a stand-up routine about a gay priest that follows the same premise. If you didn't steal your comment from that I'd suggest looking into if
i'd rather kids be taught how to defend themselves mentally and physically than by fear.... we have enough fraidy cats in the world.... like the victim in this case
All part of the erotic prison environment? .. no means no? Who's terms is it on then? Lol. I think since you're so certain of your position you should start a case and send money to his cellys commissary every week.. since you're so certain.. you shouldn't hold yourself back and help the guy
I have bought a queen size frame,a tv stand and coffee table and chiminea from Home depot online And never had one bad product.. I will continue to buy from Home Depot.❤
Believe it or not this doesn't really happen anymore in prisons. It's under 2% in Federal prison. The general public thinks it's everywhere. Prisons can be held liable for this sort of thing.
When I was a teenager I got arrested a couple times and went to juvenile prison twice and met some weird fucked up kids there. As soon as I turned 18 I made a conscious effort to never get in trouble with the law again and today I am 35 and thank God I have never been arrested or even have a criminal record because I never want to run into some fucker like this ever. It’s people like him that motivated me to stay out of trouble.
Seems like the guys interviewing him were extremely cavalier about it. Was weird when the investigator was like "Don't go anywhere" then chuckled. This guy is in for life. There is pretty much no reason for him not to do this stuff. No penalty for him. Disgusting. The state should be held responsible for every one of these crimes that they not only allow, but pretty much instigate.
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When the title is not actually clickbait lol.
🤣💩💩💩💩
And u wish it was 🤮
@@Uninvited72 yeah no one deserves rape. The worst part is many people think it’s a “feature” of prison.
So tired of the misleading titles. Especially on fuckin ESPN and fox. They never have the reaction posted in the headline within the video.
@@Xenon255 it is a feature.....🤯
If it wasn't then rape wouldnt exist. Not rocket science.
Well that's enough internet for the day.
Ha ha 😂
I laughed out loud on that one!
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Bahahahahaha
For the week!
"How long were you cellmates?"
"Since about two o'clock today."
Talk about getting off to a rough start.
🙊😂 LmAO!
😂😂😂
He got off alright.
I didn’t think this was true till it came up 😂😭😭
Poor guy probably came in with the pants a little to tight 😂😂
To prove to him I wasn't gay i busted his cheeks. Right..
Lmaooooo
Exactly
That's the not gayest thing you can do
Lol
Lmao ya right about that
Me: Fuk my life
*watches video*
Me: You know what...my life is actually pretty damn good.
😂😂
Exactly!
Heh
If you're not locked up getting your cheeks busted by this dude then it ain't that bad.
Bahahahaha!
I don’t know... something tells me his celly probably was NOT coming on to him.
huh...
You are probably right
Nailed it.
@@hastyone9048Yes, yes he most definitely did. I'm sure there were many others too lol
Yep he definitely lying.
They should show this to the beyond scared straight kids.
Teenagers honestly don't think it could happen to them. They think they are way too smart to ever end up there!
@@arizonapapa9453 and there are also the teenagers who have been through the juvenile detention system and that actually gives them clout. So the idea of big boy jail doesn’t scare them because they think it’s the same.
@@YourMomma3012 The juveniles are worst at least the ones in baby prison are. I'd rather work adult male or female any day over them bad azz kid's LOL
The took dat azzzz
Thats exactly what I was thinking this video better be up 12 years from now
this whole situation is basically "I didn't like that he was being fruity so I did the fruitiest, most heinous thing in existence to teach him a lesson"
This is total bullshit he raped the guy. Guarantee their was no advances by the victim
@@COLLYD420 Why would anyone make up that story?
His grandpappy used to do the same to him
@@COLLYD420 I reckon your right .
@Swervin’ In My Lane ok we get it, your a degenerate and like that stuff your so coop
One time, this beggar kept asking me for spare change, so to teach him a lesson, I gave him my car.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂I am so done in this moment 🤦🏽♀️
thought you was going to take the beggers ass lmfao
😂😂
Bruh you a fool!😭😭😭
I hate prison. Living with clowns like this. Stay in school kids.
Real talk
Big FACTS
FACTZ
Hope you never see it again man, sounds like first hand experience unfortunately.
@@marcfavell its not the guards or the food or the harsh living conditions its people like these two idiots that makes it hard to do your time in peace
"My cellmate wouldn't stop telling me that he is doing high risk funeral escorts..."
A lot of y’all don’t know who Jeremy Dewitt is and it shows by the likes on this comment😂
ifykyk
Sounds like the investigator wants to be tied up too he sounds kinda moist 👸🏽
OP absolute Gold bro
Lol
You know this is being recorded, correct? Do you also consent to us placing 2 marbles in a clothes drier and putting it on gentle cycle?
Lmaoooo!!
😂😂
I think it’s just the AC & it sounds chilly 🥶. From now on tho I prefer to think of marbles in a clothes dryer.
I always find a clothes dryer is very soothing. Made this story more palatable.
HOLY EFF! I just blew my drink out my nose! Thanks, man.
See kids? You wanna act all bad on the street, these are the kinds of people you'll get to know inside prison. Either clean up or bulk up.
Fact
Why not do both?
If you want to see something hilarious, check out Tom Segura Scared Straight.
"Hold mah pocket!"
@@hershellumiere Good call!
@@tokejones9278 Will do. Thanks.
Dude kept coming on to me and I told him "I ain't no queer"! He kept on so I gave him what he wanted cuz I'm a gangsta! Sounds like he talked you into fkg him!
That's 90% of rappers now! Remember when lil Wayne kissed birdman 🤣🤣🤣💀
@@frankcastle5737 thats his uncle
He aint going to say nothing because thats what he wanted i cant believe he was accuse of rape
@@yanicyoda4762 not in real life that isn't his uncle but Wayne been rapping since like 12 and his mom actually let Birdman get guardianship. He isn't his actual family by blood or marriage though.
@@gabrielgant3971 yeah offcourse not in real life.But he still considered him his uncle/adapted father till their falling out.
That initial slap was a test. The dude cowered and this guy knew that he could do whatever the fuck he liked. If anyone slaps or punches you in prison you have to fight back. You fucking have to. Even if you lose, you'll get more respect for fighting bak=ck than if you did nothing. They will know that they cant fuck with you without issues. Never go down without a fight.
This is mentality of prisoners. Evil pure evil! My brother who did 10yrs at work said you see stuff inside prison. You have to get delivered from spiritually. Its a dark evil place.
I'd so choose DP. OF COURSE IM GOING TO HEAVEN, but I can't handle being stuck inside let alone with evil!
depends which prison and so.
But its true it doesnt bring out the best in people...
“a dark evil place” bro says that like he’s lived there before, if u haven’t been inside you really don’t know what it’s like.
LMAO the title sent you to the comments didn’t it?
You're got damn right! I seen it and was like "Da fuq"!
Yep lol
Right to the comments🤣🤣🤣👍
Heck yeah
Right away lol. 😂😂
"I *straight* took him"
Excuse me sir but there's nothing *straight* about that
Lmao
😂
He said no homo first.
Hahaha
😣😂😂
I was really hoping the title wasn't being literal. I was wrong.
its great to be alive!
Yeah but the gay dude obviously let him since he was gay.
I'm not impressed. I would have been impressed if it wasn't consentual.
@Benard Washington why didn't i think of that? probably cause i am from Arizona?
Oh how I wish it was just click bait I think I'm done for the night this made me sick to my stomach
I’ve never seen someone who’s eyebrows cover more real estate on their face than their glasses do. It’s genuinely quite impressive.
I would like to see u say that to his face
Eugene levy
Eugene levy 🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t know that guys name, the Dad from American Pie. Having googled it I still don’t think he beats this incredibly bushy specimen!
Yo said real estate 🤣🤣
Meanwhile somewhere in America his wife and mother just choked on their food......
HAHAHA
Lmao 😂
Those are probably the people he murdered 21 years prior.
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
Lmao 🤣
Dino wanted him out of his house so badly, he packed his shit for him!
💀💀💀
Underrated man, very underrated.
Lolol
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
🤭🤭🤭😂
Interviews for Jeremy Dewitte 's future cellmates part 1
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
I wonder how people get this?
😂😂
I love that you went there 😜
Somewhere in between watching conspiracy videos and physicists discussing consciousness...I see the algorithm has led me to gay prison rape.
Thanks TH-cam. You're the real MVP.
Jup! 😂😂😂
RIGHT?!!!
Recommended video???
WTF, WHY?????
Crazy 😦😧
😂🤣
😂. yer awesome
Oh bull ! You searched for this, and you know it ! 😂
“If you try and rãpê me, so help me I will rãpê you!”
All good-natured prison horseplay.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂😂😂🤣
Like most fraternities on campus.
BAHAHAHAHA!
Dewittes future cellmate!
He jumped into Fallujah. I jumped into that ass 😈
🤞🤞🤞🤞
Except Dewitt wouldn’t snitch and would probably just keep saying sergeant
@Max Power help me sgt vidler. You're my only hope.
They'll get shit figured out REAL quick
"Really officer....I was so scared when he told me what he wanted to do that I stumbled, tripped, and fell right in his butt. It was so disgusting! I finally got up after about 10 minutes."
Omigod I spit out my food. I shouldn't laugh, the whole thing is vile, but your description killed me
😂😂😂😂 no you didn't
Right, I bet the victim was laying there while this dude was demanding a bj and when he got turned down he he pulled this shit.
😭😭 wtf dude
stfu lmfao
Look at the shape of his head from the side profile. I've never met a normal person who's head was shaped like it's missing it's frontal lobe.
his hairline has receded by yes his dome/forhead appears unusually flat
Oh wow. I noticed something but I didn’t realize what it was. You’re right, it’s like his whole forehead is slanted.
Super observant
Yeah everyone with a forehead like that are barely getting by from my experience.
Oh lord thank you for making me laugh this fool is just insane
Yeah right dude had all those torn sheets and was waiting for the perfect moment! Case closed
Seems like you enjoying way too much
Lol
Of course!!! I know they got a recording of that shit... Let's see it!
Perhaps, the dude seems straight up tho; why not just say I did it bc I wanted to.
@@rob119490 I went to a military school, with a lot of diversity. Among the most foreign were two saudi princes'... They were really only there to learn English better through immersion.
... Anyway. They explained it to me that in their culture, if you piss off one of the street gangs, they will publicly rape you, to make you gay. (To society, I guess. I'm not sure I was ever able to wrap my mind around it, because...)
I said, doesn't that make the rapist, more gay? He says "no, it doesn't work that way". "It's about dominance"...
I walked away confused... Being a top in a gay relationship, is kinda about dominance too... Am I wrong? The dominance doesn't make less gay.
I loved videos like this because no matter how bad I feel at times or think my life suck at the moment I see shit like this a be like wtf I’m I complaining about I’m single, have no kids, got a job, No criminal record and I’m FREE!
@Michael FACTS
Amen brother
@Max Power LMAO 😂 Bro I Feel You I’m only 27 too, I love being single broke up with my girl 3 years ago and never been Happier!
Or find a girl that understands you’re in your 20’s and still building yourself financially!
@@sachins2447 Even more of a reason to stay single for now, like you said I’m building myself financially and females are a bill so that would defeat my purpose.
Plot twist: This is exactly what the cellmate was hoping for
I'm thinking they both wanted it.
Right
They were just roleplaying badass convict dominating his helpless prison boyfriend they reverse role Evey few days
nobody wants to be raped
Yeah your comment sucks. The guy probably lied that the victim kept asking for oral. (No pun intended)
Investigators are mad calm with their questions "did you bust in his butt" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
😅🤣
Yum
Gives the term "Butt hurt" a-hole new meaning! See what I did there?!
😆😆 this is hilarious!
I just came here to say "Ew." That is all.
😂
Well, your name doesn't help..
Ya said more than that
That’s probably what the celly sounded like behind his blanket gag. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!😂😜🤪
Yeah, that's me too. Thanks for taking the words out of my mouth though. 😂
I will NEVER undastand why a “straight” man will get so mad bout anotha man comin onto him that he will rape him to prove he don’t get down like that 🤨🤨🤨...why why why!!!
This guys been in jail for twenty plus years and knows hes never getting out so he gets institutionalized and this behavior becomes normal to him.
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Dude... Naive a little hon? 😂... Ill give you a hint... Hes not straight. Hes not being honest. Dude never tried convincing him to blow him.
@@mikimiyazaki id say the liar wanted celly to give him bj when he refused he slammed cheeks
@@muhammadal-baghdadi9660 yup. It went something like that for sure.
I'm never breaking another law as long as I live 😳
😂👈👈
@AppleJuice Haha!
@AOSINT Techniques Someone called Applejuice left the chat 🤣🤣🤣
@AOSINT Techniques 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that he tied him up blows his story out the water
No it doesn't
Exactly 💯
@@gregorsamsa1364 if the guy was coming on to him he wouldn’t need to be tied up . How stupid are you . The guy is a rapist. He just made that dumb ass story up
“I got 21 in”
“Straight time?”
I wouldn’t call it straight time
fucking hilarious
He's havin a gay ol time
😂😂😂
Good one 👍
Lm”a”o!!
He’s not gay, his boyfriend is!
CLASSIC!!!😂👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣
Lol 😂
If hes bi then hes not gay :)
The one time your like that is definitely clickbait an then you realize no this wasn't clickbait at all.... You can tell by his demeanor he don't have a gotdamn thing to lose....
This is what "NOTHING TO LOSE" looks like... Wow!
Was he already marked as Kill On Sight? I'd guess he is now!
People have to protect themselves and their community. Such as it is.
Scary to see.
A guy doing life really doesn't have any reason to fear prosecution, other than isolation I guess. Dino bustin' cheeks.
We should start hanging people again I bet it would be a different story 😂
@Gaydolf Titler Rope is reusable though! And you get to watch them swing
And dont forget the easy cleanup...
This is why there needs to be some amount of entertainment and leisure activities in prison. They've been proven to reduce incidents of violence both towards other prisoners as well as prison staff by giving the prisoners something to look forward to which can be taken from them if they misbehave. It has also been shown to decrease recidivism rates.
Countries with the "softest" criminal justice systems have long been known to produce far better results and for far less money when compared to countries with the harshest systems. Unfortunately, society is full of morons who can't see beyond their own petty need to punish others, and often for victimless crimes to boot, and these people complain loudly whenever they hear of a prison that isn't 100% punishment all the time.
“That’s when I commenced the taking”
Aight then.
'court is now in session'
he has a particular set of skills
Keepin it classy
took that booty
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Never tell a secret in the middle of a cornfield. There's too many ears. I know it's a corny joke.
Two birds meet every Sunday at noon in the park for their weekly visit. Noon came and went and bird #1 is still waiting patiently for his friend to show up. After a few more minutes bird #2 shows up and right away bird #1 asks his pal "WHY ARE YOU LATE? YOU KNOW ITS NOON EVERY SUNDAY"! Bird #2 says "YEA I KNOW, BUT ITS SO BEAUTIFUL OUT, I DECIDED TO WALK TODAY"! 🐥🐦
Dad! you're embarassing me in front of my prison friends.
That was funny!
Not bad bro 👍
CO: “Dont go nowhere, haha 😆”
Inmate: 🥸🥸
😂😂😂👍
Damn cant see emoji
😆🤣
This comment had me weak! haha...
And they say romance is dead
Lol
I feel so bad for laughing at this 😂
What a wonderful “Brokeback Penitentiary “ this would make.😍🥰
Lmaooooooooooo
I wrenched my back earlier and just suddenly laughed so hard and got a sharp pain --- it's your fault. 🤣
Imagine going viral for this. Where do you go wrong in life to wind up here?
Many, many places
We’re all here, man
42 year sentence gotta get off some how
Prison
Most likely he was molested as a kid. Was mad he was getting turned on by a guy offering to suck him off. A hetero murderer would have beat the guy senseless, possibly kill him, but this guy took his ass.
A guy gets slapped in the face and gives up his ass? Sounds like foreplay, not assault.
True
Right?!? 😂
He said he cowered and laid on his bed, then he tied him up and gagged him followed by him screaming this doesn’t sound consensual sorry
I don’t know what world y’all are living in where you think rape is funny
@@shhmypupissleepin3015 You are correct & I can admit If it had been a woman I wouldn't find it funny at all. I know humor is a common reaction as I often find myself trying to find humor in awful &/or awkward situations 🤦♀️ Not classy but sometimes necessary
For anyone out there who claims"to not fear going to prison " if this didn't change your mind nothing will.
🙄 Now people know how females feel. We get raped all the time!
There is a youtuber, Larry Lawson. He said he never partook in that in his 15yrs of prison. He had mafia connections and did "business" in other ways like making alcohol. He has many stories about the ugly things prisoners did/do to eachother and what prisoners do to prevent being raped or beaten such as wearing "shower shoes" and keeping a shank in your butt.
Difference is he would of ended up in a stretcher and a one way ticket to the ER trauma center with his skull cracked wide open, if he tried that with me. And before anybody says anything. Yes I have been to prison more times than u know. And I have put in plenty of work.
@@bunnyb5171 shut up
I actually feel like I’m this guy but I’m a younger version of my self right now
That washing machine in the background really adds to the ambiance
I was waiting to see if the Sisters from Shawshank were going to bust out and assault him.
@@sadeaton Exactly what I was thinking!!
@@sharonrigs7999 I hope I don't get in trouble by calling them the gender spicific sisters.
@@sadeaton 🤣
It kind of does honestly...those thing run all day and night if your on the floor you always here them
UPDATE: hes now a successful film producer in Hollywood! Glad this story has a happy ending.
😂😂😂
i'm genuinely terrified by the absolute calm these people have when committing such appalling acts. scary dude.
You got 69 likes
@@JTHill-ed7qe Giggity
That's why it's a good idea not to go to prison
The WORLD dosnt stop spinning for EVIL. Remember that.
Just your average psychopath
This is the second weirdest "My Pillow" commercial I've ever seen...
David Hogg does what he has to do for sales
Mike Lindell approves 👍 👌👈👌👈
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@@master_X_72 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im so glad im not dumb enough to break the law and end up having to deal with shit like this.
Plenty of innocent people wind up in there too. A small percentage population-wise, but more than 0 is scary in my book.
Sometimes it isn't up to you, no justice system is perfect.
@@javierich0 It is up to a community/ society how their justice system functions, and ours is broken in a lot of ways. I wish more people cared about that.
The average honest citizen thinks they can simply explain what happened to the detective, and end up facing charges. Use your rights and let a lawyer explain what happened
Even though we still have THE best system in the world, innocent people can and do take plea deals.
If you have a public defender, he will very likely advise you to take a plea, vs. taking a chance at trial. This is especially true if you use a firearm to defend your family. Most gun charges carry a mandatory jail term.
Unless you have the cash to pay a hefty retainer, you aren't getting a good lawyer.
@@lyssakate Are you really walking around scared that you're going to wrongly end up in prison? Is this a serious concern to you?
When the interview is done he has to take the sheets out of the dryer
J C
🤣🤣 hahahha!
😂
and fold them.
Why should the taxpayers continue paying for the upkeep of prisoners like this? Death penalty.
Bc it’s lining the pockets of many
Prisons are private coporations that earns money from the government based on how many prisoners it houses, a dead prison = no money. Life in prison is the most profitable outcome for private prison corporations; guranteed money in the bank for years.
Which human being can play GOD and say who lives and who dies? No human being has that power. It’s just not right. That’s why they don’t do the death penalty anymore.
@@sleeping7003 So by your logic, a murderer can play God and decide who lives and who dies. But us regular law abiding citizen plebs are at the mercy of the criminally deranged; we dont get to decide.
@@sleeping7003 there's no evidence god exists therefore that's irrelevant.
"Booty was more important than water"
- Fleece Johnson
OR food..😂
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Naww now!!!🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@marksmith-po7wl damn you cold!!!🤣🤣🤣
This is why I don't break any laws. If my situation were to ever change, I will not be taken alive.
Should "have".
@@123WelshDan321 you'd think but hey, not everyone gets it. It's a play on words ya grammar Nazi. Now say my name looking in a mirror, grammatically correct of course.
Chill man it ain't the bad
There's a thing such as dead rape🤦♂️😬
Most people don’t get raped in prison lmfao
It’s like back in the day when they would catch a teenager smoking cigarettes. Then make them smoke an entire carton to teach them a lesson. Same logic I guess 🤷🏾♂️
That’s Hilarious and fkin gross all at once lmao
@Nathan Swain LMAOOO
I can't pinpoint who did it, but there's a stand-up routine about a gay priest that follows the same premise. If you didn't steal your comment from that I'd suggest looking into if
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Some parents would make the kid a big spaghetti dinner before the smokes , youd get sick and puke
'oh come on his cheeks are being clapped SERGEANT' - Jeremy Dewitte
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"Florida state statute 69 says my cheeks can't be busted.... SERGEANT"
@@brooklynbest123 i fucken choked on my beer laughing my ass off to this THANKS
Enough internet for today
@@brooklynbest123 lmaooo you beat me to it!! I was going to say something along those lines, definitely had some kind of statue that had to be dropped
This is such a beautiful love story. Disney should buy it
They probably will 😏
I am probably going to h.e.double 🏒 for laughing at this 😆
100%
Oh man, the double entendres and puns alone would make the marketing campaign of a lifetime
LMAO 🤣😆🤣😆
Lol
Why is no one mentioning that cop that was like “don’t go no where” when he was leaving 😂
Immate should of rose up and took him
@@blessethishe hahahah stoop
It’s way too early in this morning for this! LAWWWD
Yo fr I just realized
Morning wood.
To this guy it was just another Tuesday in prison. He's probably had the same thing done to him. What a system.
"I consider a fart an invitation." -Prison Quotes
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That's flagrant
So behave kids, or this guy will be your boyfriend whether you want him or not.
i'd rather kids be taught how to defend themselves mentally and physically than by fear.... we have enough fraidy cats in the world.... like the victim in this case
Jeremy Dewwit was impersonating the blanket
Big Holli..😂😂😂😂😂
No he was impersonating the victim
Jeremy was the guy interrogating the buttwhole Snachter man😂
@@Inscryption9 maybe this is nothing more then Jeremy playing each roll. Takes a lot of skill lol 😆
He was impersonating the anus !
Crazy to think at some point all criminals were young innocent children.
Absolutely this.
Most were traumatized as children.
They’re human lol
Officer goes home and the wife asks "how was your day today honey? Anything interesting?" Officer "you'll see the youtube video soon" LMAO
Probably add fuel to their sex life at home.
this isnt anything interesting or unusual
Liar‼‼ He says his cellmate was coming on to him as if he was offended. He tied him up and rapped him wtf
Come on to me, I come in you... everything about this story is wrong!
All part of the erotic prison environment? .. no means no? Who's terms is it on then? Lol. I think since you're so certain of your position you should start a case and send money to his cellys commissary every week.. since you're so certain.. you shouldn't hold yourself back and help the guy
lmao
He doesn't look like a rapper to me.
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Abner is really committed to his part🤣😭🤣
"I am the enforcer"
Bahahahahahahahah
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Abner forgot he was a pastor for awhile 😂
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I ENFORCE!!!!
Officer Jeremy must have been tied up on another case, otherwise I'm sure he would conducted the investigation.
Jeremy got his ass took.
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Tied up....
@ I imagine Motor One is practicing his corrections officer impersonation as we speak...
Omg🙃
I'm glad to see his rehabilitation is going well, a credit to our penal system.
Why do you think all criminals are supposed to or will ever rehab? It's the cage we hold the monsters in.
Penile system
yep
It’s not for rehabilitation. It’s for punishment. I don’t understand why people don’t know this.
I dont understand why people make comments about things they dont understand.
About slapping him: “wasn’t really that hard”
Good thing he kept the record straight on that
I hope he was a gentleman and at least gave him a reach-around.
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Bahahahaaaaa
Nope didn't happen
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Was he screaming anything? Yes, he kept screaming "WE NEED A SARGENT!!" into the pillow.
Yooooooooooooooo
Hahahahaha
Fucked up part is the guards probably heard that shit n let it happen thinking it was funny always guards on duty they corrupt as hell
LMAO 😆
@@finallyfamous9628 - No, I'm pretty sure the turd-hammering was the fucked up part. LOL 😆
That officer is very thorough in his questioning. Framing out the vibe and everything. 🤣
At his age pending charges he doesn't want out,,it's home.
“Metro State Man Love vol 2” coming soon !!!
“MOTOR ONE CUMING IN FAST AND HARD” 😂🤣😂🤣
Bahahahaha 😂👌
Ok so lets give him Chriss Watts. They can look for God in the underware stains together.
Or Jake Patterson!
Good idea!
Imagine being mad at someone being gay and you're gay yourself and dont know
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Wait, how does he not know he's not gay?
Prison rape has nothing to do with being gay...it's a form of dominance and humiliation.
@@shrimpflea that's the gayest thing ever written
@@shrimpflea There are lots of ways to dominate and humiliate someone that don't require you have gay sex with them.
As long as he said “no homo” before
*clicks video* "surely this cant be real"
*horror intensifies*
"It is real, and don't call me Shirley."
I am absolutely terrified of being incarcerated.
Watch your back cutie
It only hurts the first time.
@Max Power I was quoting your father.
@@davidames8642 Ruthless😂
@@davidames8642 lmao
I dont believe he has 21 years in 'straight' time.
Need to start posting more of these in prison confessions. Who knows how deep the rabbit hole will go.
Rabbit Hole? Or Inmate asshole?
@@FredrickDahmer 😂😂😂😂😂
@@FredrickDahmer 🤭🤭🤣😂
@@FredrickDahmer nice
@@FredrickDahmer man you need real help lol
Y'all better not shop at Lowe's.
I got you, I’ll never go there
XD
The CEO of Lowe’s made blackface scat porn in the mid 90s
I have bought a queen size frame,a tv stand and coffee table and chiminea from Home depot online And never had one bad product..
I will continue to buy from Home Depot.❤
@@starriderkittykat9064 YES!!!
"Was any of this consensual?"
"Ohh noo, nooo."
Hahaha
"Don't go no where, aha!" Damn he is too cold lol.
He should rose up, and took him.
He's a non-professional asshole, how about when the other one said..how long did it take to do the deed. such assholes
This guy makes me sick. I hope he gets what he has coming.
He did
@@jessepadilla274 and he got what?
@@georgeskatang8856 google his name.
Like what??.. another 50 years on prison.. he has nothing to lose, you can't hurt him.
He's a lifer, what does he have to lose?
He’s proud of it
I don't think it was his first time doing that...it's probably just his first time getting caught.🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
True. Waaay too casual about it.
This gives a whole new meaning to “stand your ground.”
"Was what happened tonight a consensual encounter"
"Oh no" -Dino
“I took his ass.” -Dino 🤣🤣
This dude has over 62 infractions on his record when I looked up his inmate record.
I'm British sorry lol is that like write ups or something??
@@ella-bt8hp Yeah essentially!
Not bad for already sitting 20+ years tbh
Yah he don't want 69!
That makes sense. I guess he ain't never getting out
He is a keeper. A real romantic
Gracho Marx would be very disappointed his grandson is a BOOTY BANDIT!
Fleece “The Booty Warrior” Johnson’s arch nemesis
Rofl
Um... I'm not pleased to say i get the reference!!
lmao
We can do this the easy way,or the hard way.
Lmao 🤣
@@darknature79 the choice are yawss
"So I casually took his ass"
Welcome to hell people, this is prison life 101.
Believe it or not this doesn't really happen anymore in prisons.
It's under 2% in Federal prison.
The general public thinks it's everywhere.
Prisons can be held liable for this sort of thing.
@@ClickClack_Bam I heard there are enough gay men in prison they don’t have to rape people when there are people who freely give it up...
Whew! I'm glad I took Women's Studies instead!
When I was a teenager I got arrested a couple times and went to juvenile prison twice and met some weird fucked up kids there. As soon as I turned 18 I made a conscious effort to never get in trouble with the law again and today I am 35 and thank God I have never been arrested or even have a criminal record because I never want to run into some fucker like this ever. It’s people like him that motivated me to stay out of trouble.
No one cares
Seems like the guys interviewing him were extremely cavalier about it. Was weird when the investigator was like "Don't go anywhere" then chuckled. This guy is in for life. There is pretty much no reason for him not to do this stuff. No penalty for him. Disgusting. The state should be held responsible for every one of these crimes that they not only allow, but pretty much instigate.