Binging with Babish and Matty Matheson's Krabby Patty-Inspired Burger Throwdown | The Burger Show

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  • @FirstWeFeast
    @FirstWeFeast  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9073

    THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK BABBY'S A TH-cam ZADDY

    • @charron115
      @charron115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Obviously

    • @paul6point7
      @paul6point7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lol what does that even mean?

    • @donjohnston6420
      @donjohnston6420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The zaddy's are action bronson and bam margira for making matty

    • @MoniBahaa
      @MoniBahaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's taken😡

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Babich is a zaddy. But mattys that cool uncle who you didnt meet when you were a kid cause he was in prison.

  • @11beddiev36
    @11beddiev36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11719

    Matty seems like a character that belongs on Borderlands.

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      And now I see him as the long, lost Flynt who became a chef instead of a bandit or merc.

    • @jacobroth5135
      @jacobroth5135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      GEARBOX MAKE IT HAPPEN

    • @Marko97364
      @Marko97364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Matty would be Ellie's husband or a male-counterpart of Ellie

    • @jussimattsen4583
      @jussimattsen4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or like... a good game.

    • @Marko97364
      @Marko97364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@jussimattsen4583 Oh look, the negative contrarian prick arrived. Your opinion is noted.

  • @Mgfaulkner793
    @Mgfaulkner793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5342

    Matty is the human embodiment of “chaotic good.”

    • @ryanvincent6169
      @ryanvincent6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes

    • @rugbyfan808
      @rugbyfan808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Personally I find him incredibly annoying

    • @pinketernal6531
      @pinketernal6531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@rugbyfan808 don't care didn't ask plus you're gay

    • @jackyman3
      @jackyman3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@pinketernal6531 nailed it bro

    • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
      @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mallory he’s like the embodiment of golden retriever

  • @dewgames1862
    @dewgames1862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    Matty is equally as confused at what he’s doing, as he is skilled at it. What an absolute madman.

    • @marlenenickerson9388
      @marlenenickerson9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He seemed a little flustered but I'm glad he still won. ❤

    • @NickPaz174
      @NickPaz174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They both prepared awesome burgers/ patties though, i would love to see how they would taste if you combined them together. The cheese and salad alvin had looked fire just add that to matty’s burger and i think that would be heaven on a plate

    • @dewgames1862
      @dewgames1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NickPaz174 oh yeah, for sure, I wasn’t putting down Matty btw, he just seems very sporadic lol.

    • @NickPaz174
      @NickPaz174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dewgames1862 oh no you’re good haha i agree on that too actually hahha

    • @mandyg5444
      @mandyg5444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Matty! He makes me happy anytime I get a notification.

  • @giggityguy
    @giggityguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    I love Matty's energy yelling at basically burger God despite not knowing him

    • @astarkadventure4903
      @astarkadventure4903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Is nobody going to talk about how Matty broke a freaking knife and just said "that's a good knife"?

    • @jac1207
      @jac1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I don't think Motz minds, he has another canadian anecdote to add to his stories;
      "The hawaiian pineapple burger was made by a canadian, speaking of, I was yelled at by a canadian regarding the krabby patty!"

    • @noahleach7690
      @noahleach7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But ham is in the name, how are you gonna say a burger needs beef, so dumb.

    • @yakidakisupahman
      @yakidakisupahman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@noahleach7690 hamburg, germany

    • @noahleach7690
      @noahleach7690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yakidakisupahman lol, here in ireland at festivals they have burgers made with pig so I never thought of Hamburg, I studied german in school too lol send help

  • @frank.medgyesi
    @frank.medgyesi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    Matty is like your custom character in a game that showed up in a cutscene

    • @dylanmcgregor6496
      @dylanmcgregor6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I frikkin LOVE this comment!

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow, even with the little like voice pitch slider cranked all the way up. I think you are 11/10 correct.

    • @Bluemilk92
      @Bluemilk92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is scary accurate.

  • @gavincj4140
    @gavincj4140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    Matty always looks like he’s about to cut his hand right open lol

    • @Vyden
      @Vyden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Aleksander Olsen Yea why are all the cooks on youtube on coke?

    • @therandom58
      @therandom58 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aleksander Olsen huh?

    • @PedritoElMaldito
      @PedritoElMaldito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Vyden idk bout TH-cam but in restaurants, a lot of chefs and cooks do coke to keep up with the hectic lifestyle in the kitchen

    • @rickynorton824
      @rickynorton824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pedro Bear yea, a lot of chefs do drugs to help cope with a lot of the stress of the job and the craziness of it

    • @therockbottom5256
      @therockbottom5256 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but that’s the appeal

  • @cold6611
    @cold6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Matty: "Babich you're my new best friend, Alvin you're still my best friend"
    Brad Leone: "but..."

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fabian Toko Babish is absolutely Brads best friend too. Brad and Matty got terrored by a hillbilly in a crick, Brad and Babish had about 3 days worth of bbq at Brads house with homemade kombucha

    • @Slusher321
      @Slusher321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ethan Quirk Brad and Matty go back too! I personally think Babby, Matty, and Bradley should all get together and do something

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nick Cashman holy crap, a Babby, Matty, Brad road trip series

    • @mercynamikoye9084
      @mercynamikoye9084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Slusher321 post this on BA they listen to us!

    • @Slusher321
      @Slusher321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ethan Quirk dude I’ve been saying this for months it’s all I want on TH-cam 😂

  • @ThemTesh
    @ThemTesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    For those interested: I have made Matty's burgers a couple of times and they are AMAZING so I decided to write down the recipe for myself. As he does not give us specific instructions, this recipe is filled with a lot of guesstimating, of course. :)
    Krabby Patty - Matty Matheson
    Ingredients:
    - Shrimp (500 gr./ 1 pound)
    - Pork fat (lard) (1 tablespoon)
    - 2 Bird’s eye chilis, finely sliced
    - Lime zest + juice
    - Cilantro + stems, chopped
    - 1 large carrot, thinly sliced
    - Daikon cabbage, thinly sliced
    - 1 white Onion, thinly sliced
    - Fish sauce
    - Vinegar
    - 1 Jalapeno, thinly sliced
    - Thai basil
    - American Cheese, slices
    - Hoisin sauce
    - Mayonaise
    - Simple syrup
    Recipe
    - Blitz Shrimps, add pork fat and blitz again
    - Add cilantro + stems and 1 bird’s eye chili
    - Put the mixture in the fridge
    - Cut the carrot and Cabbage (use about half) julienne style
    - Add vinegar and fish sauce (same amount of both) and simple syrup
    - Add juice + zest of 1 lime
    - Add 1 bird’s eye chili
    - Mix onion, other half of napa cabbage, jalapeno, cilantro stem, thai basil in a bowl
    - Form the shrimp mixture into patties and brown them on one side. Flip and add cheese. Add some water to the pan and steam the cheese under a lid until melted.
    - Assemble burger: first layer the dry veggie mixture, then two patties followed by the carrot + cabbage mixture.
    - Top with mayo and hoisin sauce.
    + salt and/or pepper to taste to all components

    • @destinydaftari7479
      @destinydaftari7479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      be blessed

    • @rabiddog8898
      @rabiddog8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      im gonna add insane but im pretty sure he actually used kewpie mayo ("kewps!") here specifically, which is japanese mayo that tastes like 100% different from standard american and would go really well with the shrimp/seafood in general!!

    • @edwardbrewer9946
      @edwardbrewer9946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love you for this

    • @Ceractucus
      @Ceractucus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey if you are trying to be accurate, Matty wanted to add the cilantro leaves to the patties but changed it to stems when Babitch said he didn't like cilantro.

    • @squirrelknight9768
      @squirrelknight9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's cool.
      Just one thing... daikon ain't no cabbage bro.

  • @dolfinsbizou
    @dolfinsbizou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    Andrew: why can't you just be normal?
    Matty: *screams*

    • @twinscrew928
      @twinscrew928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cause he's coked up beyond the stratosphere!

    • @astralgen
      @astralgen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@twinscrew928 Matty's been sober since 2013. That energy is all his

    • @tomek3316
      @tomek3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      twinscrew928 just because u are boring miserable piece of shit it doesn’t mean someone else can’t have a good time

    • @KingGhidora97
      @KingGhidora97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tomek3316 wtf chill out dude 😂

    • @tomek3316
      @tomek3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucid Dante too harsh u think? 😂

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    "Binging with Babbadge"
    - Matty Matheson, 2019

    • @babydex
      @babydex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ur a god

    • @CatusDestro
      @CatusDestro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi dad.

    • @lupem4542
      @lupem4542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jesus is in the comments

    • @philippedesaulniers
      @philippedesaulniers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Half the time he was saying Babitch

    • @paulomeeneog
      @paulomeeneog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a Dash of Cabbage with Babbage - Andrew and Matty's collab on Matty's channel

  • @ryandelaney1343
    @ryandelaney1343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    When Matty said “The world is flat so it’s easier to see your future”’ I lost it😂

  • @MitchFace
    @MitchFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Matty is basically what you get if you put all your points into charisma and intimidation

  • @26muca07
    @26muca07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Binging with Babish: ah, yes.
    Matty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "I'm doing a burger...which is beef." Shots fired!

    • @ExOAte
      @ExOAte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Straight up murder!

  • @mattconnett3791
    @mattconnett3791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    Everyone: BABISH
    Matty: BABAGE

  • @HobbeForApples
    @HobbeForApples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:00 "That's a good knife" -Greatest moment of Matty Matheson's career
    4:33 "Just a juiceless lime"
    11:17- Actually the greatest moment of Matty Matheson's career

  • @nowhereweareagain
    @nowhereweareagain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    I would watch a show that was just these three trying to make various foods. The energy is excellent.

    • @donatsuobrasco3593
      @donatsuobrasco3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And every now and then they call people like Motz when they're making burgers, or Sean Evans when it's wings, Gordon Ramsay when salt, pepper and olive oil are involved

    • @salgamate13
      @salgamate13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how could we incorporate Meyhem Lauren?

    • @smspain09
      @smspain09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @josephsua7246
      @josephsua7246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@salgamate13 when we need the sauce, he can come in and dip haha

  • @sandorclegane6844
    @sandorclegane6844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    Love Matty’s tribute to Brad Leone
    “Let’s put that in the fridge”

    • @trevorladouceur5495
      @trevorladouceur5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Yeahhh buddy"

    • @joestrummerZG
      @joestrummerZG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@trevorladouceur5495 ''Oooh Mama!''

    • @sandorclegane6844
      @sandorclegane6844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      joestrummerZG just gonna add a bit of wourder

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Allicin is a two part epoxy.

    • @blackbear4833
      @blackbear4833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *T R U T H B O M B D R O P P E D*

  • @johannn94
    @johannn94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    Matty looks so betrayed when Alvin reveals he's using beef.

    • @duckinghell_
      @duckinghell_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      johannn94 no it was because of the
      Because I’m making a burger comment

    • @GranTruismo4head
      @GranTruismo4head 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tuber Simulate which is made with beef

    • @zoomer1673
      @zoomer1673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GranTruismo4head no shit

  • @george6329
    @george6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Babish: Calm and collected, looking at everything from a technical standpoint
    Alvin: Relaxed and layed back, trying to ease to the mood
    Matty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Mega_Xenomorph
    @Mega_Xenomorph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Ironic. The man who sounds the most like SpongeBob hasn't watched a single episode

    • @iWhisperASMR
      @iWhisperASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is Spongebob. Whatever he made is how Spongebob would have done and it and have everyone tell him he wasn't making a burger. And still win, because Spongebob has heart.

  • @GokaikillerTobi
    @GokaikillerTobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3885

    Matty is the only person to ever call him babitch.
    Edit: I comeback after 2 years to find 3.8k likes, much appreciated.

  • @joshuaparish8440
    @joshuaparish8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    Matty doesn't watch Spongebob because he *IS* a Spongebob character.

    • @megalith17
      @megalith17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's SpongeBob with chubby bodies & tattoos, and of course with far better cooking skills

    • @cr5cc
      @cr5cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it kinda made me stop... like is he saying he's to old or to young

    • @ronaldyeater3322
      @ronaldyeater3322 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick's dad lol

  • @ronnysroom
    @ronnysroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    When Matty doesn’t know a clue about Spongebob but he’s literally the human embodiment of spongebob

  • @ethanoday2685
    @ethanoday2685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that matty's burger is made out of bikini bottom citizens?

    • @KloudzRfluffy
      @KloudzRfluffy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      To be fair, how did they find beef underwater?

    • @ethanoday2685
      @ethanoday2685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Sea cows bruh

    • @M0NSTERG1RL
      @M0NSTERG1RL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That’s the secret ingredient.

    • @DoobieFerguson
      @DoobieFerguson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Isnt there a myth that plankton was the secret ingredient?

    • @dreddheadundead
      @dreddheadundead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@M0NSTERG1RL that's the secret ingredient to krabby patties

  • @angelmartindelcampo5755
    @angelmartindelcampo5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Matty: shrimp burger
    Alvin: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      WE SERVE FOOD HERE, SIR.

    • @rahyansuryaramadhan7082
      @rahyansuryaramadhan7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I've got it already squidward, *gasp Bubblebass...

    • @permachub
      @permachub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You people are fuckin wilin out and I love every second of it

    • @Lost_Hwasal
      @Lost_Hwasal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mattys was actually pretty smart as well. It was an awesome take on like a shrimp/pork egg roll, banh mi, and burger rolled into one thing. I dont even like seafood and i thought it was smart.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@permachub saame

  • @biidaankwad
    @biidaankwad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This was, BY FAR, the most entertainment I've ever had watching a cooking show. I laughed all the way through the episode.

    • @isaacguandique4872
      @isaacguandique4872 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its Matty man! All the vids he's in are hilarious

  • @modan99problems
    @modan99problems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I think Matty had a point: it’s a krappy PATTY therefore shrimp patty is fine

  • @kbusch22
    @kbusch22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    “Motz? Is that the guy with the sideburns?”

    • @dondraper4438
      @dondraper4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, love his videos too. They're like nice history lessons.

    • @EpicMorso
      @EpicMorso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, the Johnny Knoxville with sideburns

    • @FierceDeity35
      @FierceDeity35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *General Ambrose

    • @Mynamesnotdav1d
      @Mynamesnotdav1d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Motz is gonna kick his ass for that

    • @goldbyrd3667
      @goldbyrd3667 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "MOTZ!!!"

  • @joshw5597
    @joshw5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Alvin: pass me the thermometer
    Matty: BRUH

  • @nitewing1121
    @nitewing1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Matty Matheson is the real life spongebob. He nailed that laugh and he’s such a happy joyful person. Also he’s a damn good cook.

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nitewing1121 He has Spongebob’s silliness, Patrick’s crudeness, and Squidward‘s policy on bullshit.

    • @drewsunflower4222
      @drewsunflower4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He even kind of has SpongeBob's soft high-pitched voice

    • @chreezy24
      @chreezy24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did Matty never see Spongebob when he is Spongebob? 😅

  • @praneelprasad8318
    @praneelprasad8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ive watched this video five times and the "harvest the butter" part from Matty just kills me every time!
    damn this is a good episode

  • @KingKimwer
    @KingKimwer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    I just realized the dude got a tattoo on his double chin. That's dope

    • @DomesticAlmonds
      @DomesticAlmonds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Pretty sure its just a throat tattoo, it happens to sag a little cause chubby man is chubby. It's still a throat tattoo though XD

    • @kydalchemy
      @kydalchemy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is the greatest comment of all time 🤣🤣

    • @idontknowagoodnamesothiswo1966
      @idontknowagoodnamesothiswo1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who the fuk says dope

    • @justinstudstill7336
      @justinstudstill7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@idontknowagoodnamesothiswo1966 Who the fuck doesn't spell fuck.

    • @KingKimwer
      @KingKimwer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@idontknowagoodnamesothiswo1966 i the fuk do.

  • @Epicfilms321
    @Epicfilms321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The absolute *SHADE* thrown at Matty with the "what is a burger?" thing cracks me up bois.

  • @bigpuff7265
    @bigpuff7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    “Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history”
    Babish: “Hold my fond”

    • @felixargyle1285
      @felixargyle1285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *kosher salt

    • @petepete9831
      @petepete9831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bigpuff 72 * whisky

    • @Ralesk
      @Ralesk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      * tiny whisk

    • @danCK1990
      @danCK1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn straight

    • @mrohman1054
      @mrohman1054 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Babish: "Hold my Kosher Salt"

  • @opticskull07
    @opticskull07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Hey George Motz, what is a hamburger?" - DEAD!

  • @WeeklyMemes
    @WeeklyMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    Matty looks like Post Malone and Jack Black had a child

  • @RexMckinnis
    @RexMckinnis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I'ma be honest the editing had me crying on Matty LOL

  • @alexanderdow7561
    @alexanderdow7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    Matty looks like Bam Margera and Jack Black had a child

    • @billyboy7379
      @billyboy7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Dow oh my goodness

    • @ojitos4206
      @ojitos4206 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Dow
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ciridan
      @Ciridan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and fed him nothing but donairs

    • @learnmyname123
      @learnmyname123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or just Bam now...

    • @jakobmadsen8218
      @jakobmadsen8218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TREMENDOUS! That is so true lmao

  • @rushilyadav4600
    @rushilyadav4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The way George Motz laughs when Alvin asks him the question tho

  • @nawaryazigi8307
    @nawaryazigi8307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Matty: “Babitch”

    • @LfunkeyA
      @LfunkeyA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah me too

    • @TheCurrykiev
      @TheCurrykiev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      Me: why do so many people use the same joke templates over, and over, and over, and over, and over, an.......
      Don’t worry, I know the answer. 😉
      Edit to say: mate, you’ve posted the same thing 3 times. Are you that hungry for likes?

    • @Max_VF
      @Max_VF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      Not one person on the face of this earth:
      Not even one person in the universe:
      People who unironically use this “No one” format: GUYS WATCH THIS, IM SO FUCKING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOU'RE NOT FUNNNYYNNYNY

    • @RectumPunch
      @RectumPunch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now here's the weird part. Someone did say something before Matty said Babitch. It's well documented. You just... you messed up, bud. But its play. You'll ge tjriox

  • @tristanbedell5709
    @tristanbedell5709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    “Looks like it was spray painted” lmao

  • @mrdanthesnowman
    @mrdanthesnowman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Babish’s reaction to the knife breaking was so legit. I laughed hard

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Alvin: That's more of a sandwich than a burger.
    Matty: YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME!

  • @keeganthomas3762
    @keeganthomas3762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I love how Matty calls Babish, “Babich”😂😭

    • @emmalord1123
      @emmalord1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keegan Thomas LMAOOO I thought I heard

    • @marilynm3026
      @marilynm3026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kept hearing “bad bitch”

    • @CoreyJay
      @CoreyJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard Babidge

    • @GraniteHalos
      @GraniteHalos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matty is a dick

    • @keeganthomas3762
      @keeganthomas3762 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marilyn M I do too, don’t wanna fully spell the word or I’ll get it deleted or flagged haha

  • @ericolson326
    @ericolson326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Babish: "What would you say the secret ingredient of yours was?"
    Matty: .....
    Me: "Rage ?"

    • @itcangetbetter
      @itcangetbetter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      See, I thought it was "competence" but he just didn't want to say it

    • @tumatauenga6433
      @tumatauenga6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would've said coriander

    • @ManiaCop100
      @ManiaCop100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would have said the pork fat

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "A buncha' shrimp shit."

  • @fortunatelyfortunate7138
    @fortunatelyfortunate7138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    “Harvested the butter?” Lmao

    • @jonboy318ownzatDO
      @jonboy318ownzatDO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @G if i owned a restaurant and paid people to prepare food how I tell them to, hell yea i'd abuse that lol

    • @dakotac9547
      @dakotac9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @G where did it say that and what staff? I dont know this fool just wondering. Seems like an average and udecutated young, prideful chef

  • @jamesontade6237
    @jamesontade6237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I wanna see Matty and Charlie Day get into an argument.

    • @jakehanson216
      @jakehanson216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The high pitch yelling will freak out every dog in the county

    • @adamloxsom1499
      @adamloxsom1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seconded

    • @mr.notsocreative
      @mr.notsocreative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “Why is your voice so high right now?”
      “MYYY VOICE IS HIGH RIGHT NOW?!”

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr.notsocreative Lmfao definitely imagined Charlie saying the second line

  • @naterivers6107
    @naterivers6107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    4:00 I love how Matty doesn't miss a beat "That's a good knife!"

  • @CurryCrave
    @CurryCrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Babitch over here.
    -Matty Matheson, 2019.

  • @osogarza60
    @osogarza60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    All I needed was Brad Loene to start the Avengers of TH-cam cooking shows.

    • @mercynamikoye9084
      @mercynamikoye9084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So who's ironman? Him or Matty?

    • @jmonkey23456
      @jmonkey23456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Sean Evans.

    • @mercynamikoye9084
      @mercynamikoye9084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCQR-BsyDM_tOt8rxUWbAuAg I like your theory but why Hulk? I love hulk but Matty does so much I feel like he should have a more prominent role... Because he's not just muscle... No pun intended😂😂😂

    • @23KrazyMr
      @23KrazyMr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking nailed it! 😂😂

    • @omesius
      @omesius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Sean can be their Fury.

  • @mariomichaelkenjiblardony8411
    @mariomichaelkenjiblardony8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I legit want a show with these 3 guys in them. On screen chemistry on point👌

  • @stvnsanders7
    @stvnsanders7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    There's never a dull moment when Matty Matheson is around.

  • @moosecat00
    @moosecat00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    The exhausted and unassured "I'm Matty" intro. Imagine waking up to that.

  • @judithbh9539
    @judithbh9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Marvel: “!infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event ever”
    First we feast: “hold my krabby patty”

    • @JB-bi4lf
      @JB-bi4lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very original thank you!

    • @Zebrivrainland
      @Zebrivrainland 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Hold me Krabby Patty*

    • @lienviebruno6447
      @lienviebruno6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They even got motz as a cameo

  • @almaeclu
    @almaeclu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:18 is the best bit in the entire episode.

  • @manasavachat5101
    @manasavachat5101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Nobody:
    Matty: "BABICH! CILAANTRO!"

  • @sid.s.kamath
    @sid.s.kamath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I swear Matty is the most entertaining Chef ever! Love him.

  • @saifullahhaydari7826
    @saifullahhaydari7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Matty: babish your my new bestfriend
    Brad leone: Am i a joke to you?!

    • @JakeLovesSteak
      @JakeLovesSteak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Babitch

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because Matty isn't screaming in terror the whole time.

  • @noahkatz304
    @noahkatz304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That “I’m matty” right at the start is a pretty good summation of every social interaction I’ve ever had

  • @RobertMarlie
    @RobertMarlie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    anything with Matty I HAVE to watch....over and over and over.

    • @Legendary_sartorian
      @Legendary_sartorian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      why hes not as good as he used to be...maybe hes still a good chef... but personality wise in anything hes in ... no hes changed for the worse.. he seems more obnoxious and annoying now

  • @Ducksnuget
    @Ducksnuget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I thought Matty was still in the Oklahoma river walking his catfish.

    • @missmya3972
      @missmya3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Walking Ezekiel... his puppy Zeke. Lmao!!!

  • @SmallBritney
    @SmallBritney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Matty is an absolute firecracker, love him on everyone’s channel!

  • @LosianOne
    @LosianOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    1:37
    Zaddy: "But heres the thing I'm just some jagoff with a camera..."
    Matty: *Surprided pikachu face*

  • @KRNBBOY1996
    @KRNBBOY1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The crossover we never knew we needed, but don't deserve.

  • @mikeg6285
    @mikeg6285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Matty is like Jack Black's chef cousin.

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good GOD this is too accurate.

    • @lucasfall4791
      @lucasfall4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yess. that’s exactly what i thought

    • @kitsubi11
      @kitsubi11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a compliment and a half

  • @Chevelle405
    @Chevelle405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funnuest bit for me was @ 10:16
    Seriously, we need more of this duo
    Enjoyed it fully, please & Thankyou

  • @nathanparish7122
    @nathanparish7122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    4:00 “Ok here we go - Shit!” Some famous last words right there 😂😂

    • @jadaw644
      @jadaw644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "That's a good knife!" 😂

  • @dez7852
    @dez7852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "THAT HE ALL PREPARED HIMSELF"

    • @Saucey65
      @Saucey65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he sounded like samuel jackson... thought he was going to throw a motherf***er on the end of that. Had me rolling!!!

  • @stanbrereton
    @stanbrereton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how First We Feast went to Binging With Babishs kitchen and it just became the Matty Matheson show.

    • @karicherrycola
      @karicherrycola 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've noticed that's pretty much how it goes any time Matty guests on anything

  • @WhyteDem0n
    @WhyteDem0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "TH-cam Zaddy" what a coveted title to have, congrats Babish!

  • @jaimeframer6220
    @jaimeframer6220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    A man who is relaxed enough to FART LIKE THAT in another man’s house, is a man who I can truly say I RESPECT.

    • @thethepete731
      @thethepete731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On a show that they're recording to be viewed by millions no less.

    • @juansequitur
      @juansequitur 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly an F these nerds fart.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That territory is marked.

    • @itcangetbetter
      @itcangetbetter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That fart is this show lol

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    They should do a hot ones with Matty except it’s lobster rolls instead of wings

    • @vgullotta
      @vgullotta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/S8XQHKg0Fjo/w-d-xo.html

    • @anonymous7544
      @anonymous7544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i see you everywhere, but i’m not mad about it...

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes pleaseeeee

    • @MQXM001
      @MQXM001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d watch it but my heart would cry for the wasted lobster

    • @danielgonzalez-xz7rt
      @danielgonzalez-xz7rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fingering Things Marty was one of the earliest guess I think season 3-4

  • @crabman732
    @crabman732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    POINT! OF! ORDER!
    The Krabby Patty is never referred to as a “Burger” - it is a patty. Ergo it is not a burger.

    • @austintruly
      @austintruly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      it is referred to as a burger at many points during the show though

    • @trelyles1583
      @trelyles1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And a sandwich lol

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@trelyles1583 but burgers are sandwiches?

    • @loganwoods1590
      @loganwoods1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All burgers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgers

    • @caffeinedelusions
      @caffeinedelusions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ergo it is not NECESSARILY a burger. Most burgers are patties, but not all patties are burgers. Occasionally you have outliers like the Beirock (which qualifies as a burger because it includes ground beef in bread, but because it's not formed, cannot be called a 'beef patty'), but most burgers are beef pattys.
      The Krabby Patty might be beef, it might not be beef. Calling it a patty preserves the mystery.

  • @crazyprof5349
    @crazyprof5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    11:27
    Somebody farts:
    "That was Mattys secret ingredient"
    Lmao hahahaha

    • @jacobfrl
      @jacobfrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next throwdown they should do cartman's assburgers!

  • @Sirlankeylot
    @Sirlankeylot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Never notice before how much Matty sounds like Charlie day when he’s on one

    • @wasoe9
      @wasoe9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Canadian Charlie Day

    • @LeRoyalWitCheeze
      @LeRoyalWitCheeze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is never not on one

    • @marianna3253
      @marianna3253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mind.Blown (never realized Charlie Day sounded like a fat dude 😅)

    • @michaelpetersen703
      @michaelpetersen703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or like a milder Gilbert Gottfried

    • @hellomimibanana
      @hellomimibanana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also sounds like a less raspy Badger from Breaking Bad lol

  • @headers12
    @headers12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:48 with the captions on, it says “babitch” instead of babish 😂.
    Timed perfect, since Matty is getting on him about the cilantro.

  • @austinvato5124
    @austinvato5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greatest video of all time!! Made me super happy ty all!!

  • @ugae9731
    @ugae9731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Their chemistry is amazing and we need more videos with these 3.

  • @bastiononly1245
    @bastiononly1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    When matty cuts his shrimp sub and doesn’t give any to alvin lmfao

    • @nxvh9062
      @nxvh9062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Burger*

    • @snowpegasi
      @snowpegasi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The man called in a specialist to tell him his burger wasn't a burger, lucky he left with unbroken legs.

    • @TJ20232
      @TJ20232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alvin doesn't need any more burgers. The guys 5 minutes away from a heart attack. He needs to shift a few kg.

    • @nataliefreeman5237
      @nataliefreeman5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TJ20232 um Matty doesn't need one either by your logic. They could have at least shared that half of the sandwich.

    • @TJ20232
      @TJ20232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nataliefreeman5237 Alvin is double the size. Of Matty. But you're correct

  • @13slot28
    @13slot28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Matty is littrly the voice is everyone's head.

    • @lucasvanroemburg2478
      @lucasvanroemburg2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen.

    • @Link122
      @Link122 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sentence makes little sense

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The little crazy voice that tells you to do dumb shit.

  • @doublestarships646
    @doublestarships646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This dude straight up made a seafood burger. That actually looked sooo good.

  • @Mike-xj7dz
    @Mike-xj7dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "You know how many burgers you made and your gonna stick a pin in that?!"
    I felt that, chef Matty 😏👆

  • @ROCKERMAN779
    @ROCKERMAN779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “I’m just some jagoff with a camera” damn Babish why you gotta sell yourself short hahaha

  • @OstroBomb
    @OstroBomb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Who else wants to see Matty, Babby, and Brad collab together??

    • @colina1330
      @colina1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This also occurred to me about 2 minutes into this video. It needs to happen. I'm sure it will at some point.

    • @sursidejr
      @sursidejr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the trifecta, the holy trinity, the ugly the bad and the good.

    • @sqlevolicious
      @sqlevolicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHATEVER, The Adventures of Matty, Babby and Braddy

    • @BurningRubberNz
      @BurningRubberNz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bring in Brad daddy

    • @Angelina-nm9lx
      @Angelina-nm9lx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OstroBomb the ultimate trio

  • @aburakuma4600
    @aburakuma4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Matty: **chops with knife without looking*
    Me: *How TF?!?*

    • @2HandHangerDunksOnly
      @2HandHangerDunksOnly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if you tuck your fingers under your fist while you cut, and bring both the knife and your half-ball fist back in an orderly fashion, you can have a full conversation while you chop up a salad. One of the things I learned working as a cook. It takes practice though.

    • @xokoy.
      @xokoy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yotunfrau Yeah I was about to say, I've never cooked anything besides eggs in my life & I'm about to be 22 lmfao but I know the finger tuck trick while chopping to avoid losing digits.

    • @smspain09
      @smspain09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2HandHangerDunksOnly Thank you, Jacques Pepin for teaching the television/internet audience this.

  • @k.e.v.v.y.y
    @k.e.v.v.y.y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Alvin: “so now I’m gonna put some cheese on it”
    *uses the whole damn tub*

  • @Rey999Shin
    @Rey999Shin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Never have I laughed this hard watching an episode of the burger show

  • @friccle_
    @friccle_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how hard George laughed at the hamburger question

  • @Daniel-xu3bl
    @Daniel-xu3bl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:28 when your lawnmower doesn't work

  • @WomenRespecter9000
    @WomenRespecter9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Hey Motz [your name here], we don't know each other"
    Using this as my job interview opener from this day forward.

  • @Manny1222
    @Manny1222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Alvin & Matty: "I don't read the script, the script reads me".

  • @robertfrost8264
    @robertfrost8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Now I understand why Babish is frequently having his friends finish the meals that he makes.

    • @eminem0422
      @eminem0422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @All Abored its how babish stays thin

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eminem0422 That is a great way to have fun with food, be an awesome friend, and not wreck your body. All you need is add friends!!!
      ... which I don't have.

    • @drinfernodds
      @drinfernodds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Works for him since he's been working on losing weight and getting fit.

  • @p25h76l
    @p25h76l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If Jack Black, Guy Fieri, and Chris Farley were all donors...

  • @hannahstoysich4593
    @hannahstoysich4593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I was in tears laughing when the knife broke Matty is so funny how he handles situations like that xD paha oh my goodness

  • @Unonuffinjonsnew
    @Unonuffinjonsnew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    No one:
    Matty: BABITCH

  • @Marpurrsa
    @Marpurrsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    11:17 the slight leg lift of matty XD
    priceless

  • @somewhatdweeb5194
    @somewhatdweeb5194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alvin’s like that one sibling who likes to get under the other’s skin after an argument that they won. Matty is the chaotic sibling that everyone loves to mess with. Babbish is the peacemaking sibling. And Motz is the dad.
    Alvin: I’m about to do a burger. Which is made of beef.
    Matty: Oh we about to go at this again.

  • @SimpleMechanic931
    @SimpleMechanic931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Matty be like: My friend Babich over here.