Love these comments!! Thinking about Victoria Wood CBE playing 2nd trumpet but having a part time job in a canteen, not having sex at all. RIP 💜😰 Credit: dinnerladies + my memory and my presentation
Seem to remember doing quiz’s in “Just 17” back in the day. Having watch this I really opened my eyes how watching your content has changed my perspective on inclusivity and heteronormativity it’s not that long ago I would have done a quiz like this and thought it good fun and not paid it a second thought. Think we learned a lot from this video about society and male privilege. Not that my eyes are open they can not be shut!!!!!!!
I'm sorry! I'm sure you're not! Life can be just as exciting without sex. Do what makes you happy! Think of The Doctor! Barely ever has sex and is definitely very exciting!
Definitely, but check up the editors and owners political leanings and you will probably get an eye opener why the quizzes are as problematic as they are...
oh my orgasms were definitely faked really badly, I really think the person I did it with chose to ignore it because it couldn't be that he believed me...
i was 36 when i gave up my virginity, so i kinda narrowly missed becoming "the 40 year old virgin". i do agree the quiz is bullshit. they also don't factor fantasies of being with GIANTS.
That second test is THE WORST. I had a sneaking suspicion that the other outcomes would be even more cringe so I filled it out first as someone who is very into kink and it told me to seek professional help and 'take it down a notch' so I don't scare anyone away. Then I filled it out as someone who has little to no interest in sex and it told me I'm boring and need to 'loosen up BIG TIME.' Sooo it seems like you got the most positive result and for anyone else it ranges from acephobia to slut- and kinkshaming. LOVELY. :')
I'm "pretty good". The sad part is I know exactly which questions I got "wrong" becasue I've taken so many cosmo quizzes. . . As long as my husband thinks I'm more than "good" everything's okay here.
I so remember taking these kind of quizzes as a teen. I remember blaming Cosmo for not being a master at sex by my first time (even tho no one is 😑). I'm curious to see if there is a sex quiz that's not weirdly heteronormative since I'd definitely take that quiz
Oh I remember doing these tests and kinda taking the „wilder“ option because I wanted to get that result. And I very much remember those „how to drive him wild“ tips and never even mentioning the possibility of not being straight or that a man and a woman would be involve. Hetero was the only option ever presented in those magazines.
I can't remember if it was in this video or another one but you briefly spoke about spontaneous desire and responsive desire. It really got me thinking and wondering about it but I've not been able to find much online about it. I would love to watch a video of you speaking about types of desires (and attractions if that comes under it too). Cheers gal xx
10:19 I know right? My fantasies are very often like... fantasy. Like, supernatural, sci-fi themed. Which is basically in general my fantasies, imagenings, dreams, watching, and reading. For me, when it comes to things that aren't real life, why set them in real life? It seems so limating when you could have anything. So mine include vampires, timetraval, futuristic technology, alien planets, et cetera. Clara from Doctor Who is a recurring theme because she's gorgeous and there's lots of opportunity for sci-fi stuff.
16:28 Shh...Buzzfeed quizzes are the most reliable quizzes on the internet. They are perfect and inclusive to everyone without ever having a single fallacy, they have a 100% success rate(>10% of the time)
i think it would be fab if you created your own set of quizzes that fully encapsulated everything you hope these types of quizzes could be. genuinely informative, non-heteronormative and inclusive.
I'm looking forward to taking these quizzes myself since I am home alone at the moment (having someone look over my shoulder while I take em would be awkward), even though I don't know a whole lot about sex haha
I'm down a bit of a rabbit hole now. Came from Tom Scott Haha Also if the quiz was from 2013 it's more a sign of the times than cosmo being heteronormative, but I doubt they've changed much
I don’t remember any specific sex quizzes BUT I do remember reading about sex tips in a magazine & one of them was having period sex to help with cramps. I think I was about 10yrs old so it seemed “gross” at the time but looking back I’m surprised & kinda glad there was such a “taboo” topic discussed in a popular magazine!
Hey, Hannah, I just discovered your channel and have watched three of your videos so far. I love your personality and think you're so chipper and cute! And you had me cracking up so many times during the videos because of your freshness, honesty, and just being your bubbly self! I'll definitely be checking out more of your videos in the future! 😃
2:51 I don't know, but I have quite the suspicion regarding the sexuality and personalities of the majority of cosmopolitan readers(or at least their target demographic). However your statement still stands, because...it's not the most inclusive...or progressive publication on the globe...
I'd like to give Cosmo the benefit of the doubt on the masturbation question, but... after looking at all three possible answers, I feel like they assume "women don't masturbate, anyway." Rather than thinking its ok to masturbate or not.
9:45 I think 'he/she' doesn't mean the same thing as 'they'. Using the word 'they' promotes an inclusivity of all sexes and genders, but 'he/she' automatically excludes anyone who doesn't identify as 'he' or 'she'. Thank you for pointing this out, though.
Serious point: Most of these quizzes are data harvesting exercises now - if you start getting really specific micro-targetted adverts going forward, inclusing insidious political ads designed to manipulate you in sinister ways, it could be that quiz on what your favourite sex position is...
I think the last magazine quiz I took was probably in the S Club 7 magazine when I was 9. They did those excellent, early 2000s flowchart quizzes. It was probably what hairclip (or other now deeply unfashionable accessory) I should wear based on my preferences about S Club 7 band members. I always used to lie to myself so I could get Hannah or Tina. Ah, those were the days :')
I'm new to your videos and catching up but this one in particular maybe you've already done this and I just haven't come across to eat yet make your own quiz you obviously have the inside the intelligence I think you would probably come up with a worthwhile quiz for people to take just a thought :)
Since you seem to like personality quizzes, Have you tried the PI one (predictive index)? I know my company uses it, when hiring new people, to see how their personality would match up with existing employees. Despite only consisting of two questions, It's surprisingly accurate. I believe they've done a number of scientific studies that back up its results as well. Might be interesting to try. Though, I believe you might need a PI-certified person to explain the results.
Hey Hannah, could you talk about the male contraceptive inyection? It's becoming a big deal in my country (Mexico) but I saw that in England, studies of a similar compound were shut down because of the side effects (acne, mood swings) and I'd really like to know your opinion on it (oc if you're interested in making a video about it or something)
1. I paused the video and took the cosmo quiz before watching you and the heteronormativity was appalling. Not only does it assume a heterosexual relationship, it also assumes women will be the only ones taking it, as if men don’t even care about how good they are or as if they’re always good 😠🤬 2. Something that weirded me out by the masturbation question was that they’re testing how good you are in bed. If you said you didn’t like masturbation, would it give you a lower score? That’s problematic. 3. Test number two WAS bs I agree 4. While I agree that test three was nothing like how real sex works, it was fun and I think it normalizes communicating likes and dislikes before having sex. One thing I though was cool was that I missed one thing, and they still said that I gave my partner an orgasm, building in that sex isn’t always perfect and can still be enjoyable. Response essay over!
I think the best partners whether it be sex or anything else are the ones that have a mutual desire from one another the mutual passion it starts with that touch of the hand kiss all the way through and what happens from beginning to end can't be put in a box it's variety it's whatever example partners that have been together for a long time do you have an idea may even talk about trying something particular I once you started it goes wherever it goes because you're a match cuz your partners because you've been come on and yes I know someone called me a romantic maybe that's true I don't know I haven't found the one several times I thought I did but I was obviously wrong but I don't stop hoping
Anyone remember when Cosmo was telling women to surprise their partners by sticking a finger up for a prostate massage? I read both Cosmo and a men's magazine to help confirm or deny things. They tore into Cosmo for the finger thing. Although they were still heteronormative sh*ts.
In the cosmo quiz why is the guy stick figure wearing a cowboy hat in the stick figure picture with all the sex positions. Did they think it was too confusing about the gender of the 'man' stick figure so they put a cowboy hat on him? I have so many questions.
I love you Hannah so much and because of that I feel like I need to suggest something to you. I've noticed you're getting slightly less views, not because of the videos, I love them personally, but just a little suggestion. Maybe try a different way of titling the videos. I noticed which videos get more views from smaller channels and it's usually the ones that legit have a whole sentence in the title for example "I took a sex quiz and this is what I found out" idk, I'm just throwing some ideas. I love the videos you make and I love you. I hope you see this ❤️
@@hannahwitton I honestly think just observing really trendy videos and changing to maybe full sentences or even questions in your titles would increase your views,I hope this didn't like hurt you or anything, I just thought it would be helpful. ❤️
Didn't do those quizzes. But some how I knew what I wanted and that was to please my partner with lots of mind blowing climaxes. Then after a few hours my turn
When i was younger there was a magazine in my country called the girls... and people could send in sex and relationship questions and they would give advice. But a lot of the questions were fake? I remember one where girl sad she had a beetle in her vagina
As you are straight why should you care that Cosmo is SO ‘heteronormative’? It’s a magazine for straight girls. It’s obviously going to cater for that audience.
I should be payed for my skills 😎. Gave many more ladies satisfaction than I satisfied myself. But that's what I strive for. Slow edging for hours is my secret 😎
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9:29 as an orchestral musician, I am too busy reading the music to take a sneak peak at some people banging in the corner
Fair enough
@@hannahwitton Also an orchestral musician, but as a percussionist I'd definitely have enough time during my rests to check out what's happening
Love these comments!! Thinking about Victoria Wood CBE playing 2nd trumpet but having a part time job in a canteen, not having sex at all. RIP 💜😰
Credit: dinnerladies + my memory and my presentation
Andrew Bell yeah, even as a violinist we still get bars of rest
Has Hannah written her own quiz? Because I think she could do a real serious and thorough quiz.
🎯
I always end up down internet rabbit holes in the middle of the night, taking personality quizzes like ‘what pasta are you?’
Hahaha but... what pasta ARE you?
Hannah Witton I’m Tagliatelle apparently 😂
It’s such an important question. I now need to know what pasta I am.
Same I’m a rigatoni, with ravioli tendencies
Oh great, now it's nearly 3am and I want to know what kind of pasta I am.
Seem to remember doing quiz’s in “Just 17” back in the day. Having watch this I really opened my eyes how watching your content has changed my perspective on inclusivity and heteronormativity it’s not that long ago I would have done a quiz like this and thought it good fun and not paid it a second thought. Think we learned a lot from this video about society and male privilege. Not that my eyes are open they can not be shut!!!!!!!
Was excited by the asexual/aromantic options in the second quiz. Did the quiz to see what it said. Yep, I'm "boring and need to loosen up" 🙄
I'm sorry! I'm sure you're not! Life can be just as exciting without sex. Do what makes you happy! Think of The Doctor! Barely ever has sex and is definitely very exciting!
Cosmo has A LOT to answer for!
Definitely, but check up the editors and owners political leanings and you will probably get an eye opener why the quizzes are as problematic as they are...
@@SonsOfLorgar prob passionate clinton supporters
@@emilyscloset2648 try again...
Like, regressive conservatives...
Instead of a memory game it should've tested on how well you respect their consent and what they want. That should be how good you are at sex.
I felt the "no, it'll hurt my jaw after a bit"
The struggle is real
I'd be really interested in your take on the concept of "vanilla" sex, its cultural perception, and the recent shift towards using it to shame women
I'm literally just shaking my head at every question. WHAT are these questions!?!?
Where are the GOOD sex quizzes?!?!!
Hannah Witton Even the BDSM quiz that everyone takes isn’t that good of a quiz. We need some real sex quizzes with no heteronormative assumptions.
I honestly have no idea how someone could fake an orgasm. If you manage to convulse your body that is in any way convincing you deserve an oscar
oh my orgasms were definitely faked really badly, I really think the person I did it with chose to ignore it because it couldn't be that he believed me...
Mylou depends if they’ve ever seen a woman legitimately orgasm lmao
i was 36 when i gave up my virginity, so i kinda narrowly missed becoming "the 40 year old virgin". i do agree the quiz is bullshit. they also don't factor fantasies of being with GIANTS.
I assume you are male because that typically happens to men more than women
Doing shitty quizzes is strangely soothing, one of my fave past times
That second test is THE WORST. I had a sneaking suspicion that the other outcomes would be even more cringe so I filled it out first as someone who is very into kink and it told me to seek professional help and 'take it down a notch' so I don't scare anyone away. Then I filled it out as someone who has little to no interest in sex and it told me I'm boring and need to 'loosen up BIG TIME.' Sooo it seems like you got the most positive result and for anyone else it ranges from acephobia to slut- and kinkshaming. LOVELY. :')
I'm "pretty good". The sad part is I know exactly which questions I got "wrong" becasue I've taken so many cosmo quizzes. . . As long as my husband thinks I'm more than "good" everything's okay here.
Exactly!
me: *has no reason to take these quizzes bc i’m content with my sex life*
also me: *TAKES ALL OF THESE QUIZZES BC I HAVE TO KNOW*
Hahahaha same
I so remember taking these kind of quizzes as a teen. I remember blaming Cosmo for not being a master at sex by my first time (even tho no one is 😑). I'm curious to see if there is a sex quiz that's not weirdly heteronormative since I'd definitely take that quiz
What are these quizzes!? I never took internet/magazine quizzes as a teen, so during the whole video, I kept going :O and -_- haha
Hannah’s uploads are the highlight of my day
Aw!! :)
Oh I remember doing these tests and kinda taking the „wilder“ option because I wanted to get that result. And I very much remember those „how to drive him wild“ tips and never even mentioning the possibility of not being straight or that a man and a woman would be involve. Hetero was the only option ever presented in those magazines.
Riddikulus!
- Remus Lupin, RIP
Such a trip down memory lane. How horrible 😂
Haha right
I can't remember if it was in this video or another one but you briefly spoke about spontaneous desire and responsive desire. It really got me thinking and wondering about it but I've not been able to find much online about it. I would love to watch a video of you speaking about types of desires (and attractions if that comes under it too). Cheers gal xx
19:13 “Data? I hardly know ‘er!”
Simultaneously my most and least favourite joke (:
10:19 I know right? My fantasies are very often like... fantasy. Like, supernatural, sci-fi themed. Which is basically in general my fantasies, imagenings, dreams, watching, and reading. For me, when it comes to things that aren't real life, why set them in real life? It seems so limating when you could have anything. So mine include vampires, timetraval, futuristic technology, alien planets, et cetera. Clara from Doctor Who is a recurring theme because she's gorgeous and there's lots of opportunity for sci-fi stuff.
16:28
Shh...Buzzfeed quizzes are the most reliable quizzes on the internet. They are perfect and inclusive to everyone without ever having a single fallacy, they have a 100% success rate(>10% of the time)
When I was at uni, we used to take purity tests (and use them as to do lists). :)
Do you think things have moved forward since 2013? It might be worth searching specifically for 2020 quizzes to see how different they really are
i think it would be fab if you created your own set of quizzes that fully encapsulated everything you hope these types of quizzes could be. genuinely informative, non-heteronormative and inclusive.
I was so excited to see you do quizes again LOVE THE QUIZES TOO!! could you film the mbti personality test??
I'm looking forward to taking these quizzes myself since I am home alone at the moment (having someone look over my shoulder while I take em would be awkward), even though I don't know a whole lot about sex haha
I'm down a bit of a rabbit hole now. Came from Tom Scott Haha
Also if the quiz was from 2013 it's more a sign of the times than cosmo being heteronormative, but I doubt they've changed much
I don’t remember any specific sex quizzes BUT I do remember reading about sex tips in a magazine & one of them was having period sex to help with cramps. I think I was about 10yrs old so it seemed “gross” at the time but looking back I’m surprised & kinda glad there was such a “taboo” topic discussed in a popular magazine!
Hey, Hannah, I just discovered your channel and have watched three of your videos so far.
I love your personality and think you're so chipper and cute! And you had me cracking up so many times during the videos because of your freshness, honesty, and just being your bubbly self!
I'll definitely be checking out more of your videos in the future! 😃
I love the way you say perfect - warmly, someone from California 😂
2:51
I don't know, but I have quite the suspicion regarding the sexuality and personalities of the majority of cosmopolitan readers(or at least their target demographic). However your statement still stands, because...it's not the most inclusive...or progressive publication on the globe...
I'd like to give Cosmo the benefit of the doubt on the masturbation question, but... after looking at all three possible answers, I feel like they assume "women don't masturbate, anyway." Rather than thinking its ok to masturbate or not.
9:45 I think 'he/she' doesn't mean the same thing as 'they'. Using the word 'they' promotes an inclusivity of all sexes and genders, but 'he/she' automatically excludes anyone who doesn't identify as 'he' or 'she'. Thank you for pointing this out, though.
i got the video notification whilst reading doing it! (has to be one of my favourite books!!) xx
Aw thank you!!
I was laughing after seeing your reactions to the buzzfeed quiz 😁
Great videos
Serious point: Most of these quizzes are data harvesting exercises now - if you start getting really specific micro-targetted adverts going forward, inclusing insidious political ads designed to manipulate you in sinister ways, it could be that quiz on what your favourite sex position is...
It could be you commenting on this YT video right now ...
The Cosmo quiz: "He, his, him..."
Me, a hetero guy: "Guess I'm gay now"
Oh my gosh, flow chart sex and relationship quizzes!! 😂 That takes me back!!
What a load of fertilizer. These quizzes prove nothing. Who am I in bed? Orally fixated and tired.
I think the last magazine quiz I took was probably in the S Club 7 magazine when I was 9. They did those excellent, early 2000s flowchart quizzes. It was probably what hairclip (or other now deeply unfashionable accessory) I should wear based on my preferences about S Club 7 band members. I always used to lie to myself so I could get Hannah or Tina. Ah, those were the days :')
Aside from this being hilarious, you look gorgeous in this! Where is your top from?
I got it in a charity shop but shock horror it’s originally primark
I'm new to your videos and catching up but this one in particular maybe you've already done this and I just haven't come across to eat yet make your own quiz you obviously have the inside the intelligence I think you would probably come up with a worthwhile quiz for people to take just a thought :)
I needed this silliness in my life today. So brilliant! ❤
I love reading cosmo as well. I remember I used to get a free subscription with my bank account
I definitely remember the Cosmo quizzes of the early 00s... not very helpful for a baby lesbian, but they somehow drew me in every time!
this is SUCH A FUN VIDEO IDEA I love you and this
Since you seem to like personality quizzes, Have you tried the PI one (predictive index)? I know my company uses it, when hiring new people, to see how their personality would match up with existing employees. Despite only consisting of two questions, It's surprisingly accurate. I believe they've done a number of scientific studies that back up its results as well. Might be interesting to try. Though, I believe you might need a PI-certified person to explain the results.
I like to watch your videos and I like the way you present the subject of the topic
I did the quizzes while watching the video and got the same results as you...these are so dumb but still kinda fun??
Indeed that’s their whole appeal
Hey Hannah, could you talk about the male contraceptive inyection? It's becoming a big deal in my country (Mexico) but I saw that in England, studies of a similar compound were shut down because of the side effects (acne, mood swings) and I'd really like to know your opinion on it (oc if you're interested in making a video about it or something)
2:23 I remember flowcharts. They're used in programming.
4:44 You don't have to do the quiz.
I love flowcharts. Makes programming so much easier to visualise
Hannah can you please make one of these quizzes for 2020?
You know what ... you should approach Cosmo about designing your own sex quiz ... or just design your own.
can you make a video on dating during corona??
You need to Read the series Court of Thorns and Roses By Sarah .j. Mass - there is 4 books in the series and omg u will thank me
I wish I did quizzes like those, when I was younger.😂
10:45 explains the glasses in the box 👀👀
Mine were on a website called Slink... I'm sure it was a BBC sex ed website that used to have quizzes and shit :P
1. I paused the video and took the cosmo quiz before watching you and the heteronormativity was appalling. Not only does it assume a heterosexual relationship, it also assumes women will be the only ones taking it, as if men don’t even care about how good they are or as if they’re always good 😠🤬
2. Something that weirded me out by the masturbation question was that they’re testing how good you are in bed. If you said you didn’t like masturbation, would it give you a lower score? That’s problematic.
3. Test number two WAS bs I agree
4. While I agree that test three was nothing like how real sex works, it was fun and I think it normalizes communicating likes and dislikes before having sex. One thing I though was cool was that I missed one thing, and they still said that I gave my partner an orgasm, building in that sex isn’t always perfect and can still be enjoyable.
Response essay over!
I think the best partners whether it be sex or anything else are the ones that have a mutual desire from one another the mutual passion it starts with that touch of the hand kiss all the way through and what happens from beginning to end can't be put in a box it's variety it's whatever example partners that have been together for a long time do you have an idea may even talk about trying something particular I once you started it goes wherever it goes because you're a match cuz your partners because you've been come on and yes I know someone called me a romantic maybe that's true I don't know I haven't found the one several times I thought I did but I was obviously wrong but I don't stop hoping
Me, writing about any past or future Attorney-General: "Hannah Witton is right, "they" makes so much more logistical and stylistic sense." So. Thanks.
Lmaooo sex is a memory quiz now I guess
I love doing stupid quizzes like this but I don't feel like I can do any of these quizzes as a very inexperienced 20 year old. Damn.
- Knew old quizzes were going to make her angry.
- Does quizzes.
- Gets angry haha
That 2013 quiz didn't age well did it. Oh jeez.
So excited for you ranking your sex toys next week 😂
Who am I in bed? Inexperienced.
hannah, you are seriously funny:)
2:12 that face ! I came here for that face!
Haha according to these quizzes I’m very good 🤪🤪
Same lol XD ROFL
Anyone remember when Cosmo was telling women to surprise their partners by sticking a finger up for a prostate massage?
I read both Cosmo and a men's magazine to help confirm or deny things. They tore into Cosmo for the finger thing. Although they were still heteronormative sh*ts.
If a guy wasn't enjoying my head I'd probably be like whats up with you? You tryina ruin my rep dude 🤣
Hello sis u can read rich dad poor dad written by Robert kiyosaki
I took a gay" bottom" one and apparently im the best of the best like wtf
Don’t know why, Hannah gave of Jenny Bingham vibes in this video
In the cosmo quiz why is the guy stick figure wearing a cowboy hat in the stick figure picture with all the sex positions. Did they think it was too confusing about the gender of the 'man' stick figure so they put a cowboy hat on him? I have so many questions.
Hahaha omg 😂
Real Cosmo Guys wear cowboy hats that never fall off. The hats probably match their Tony Lama snakeskin boots.
Write your own sex quiz!!!
I was a virgin until 25, so kind of a late bloomer
I love you Hannah so much and because of that I feel like I need to suggest something to you. I've noticed you're getting slightly less views, not because of the videos, I love them personally, but just a little suggestion. Maybe try a different way of titling the videos. I noticed which videos get more views from smaller channels and it's usually the ones that legit have a whole sentence in the title for example "I took a sex quiz and this is what I found out" idk, I'm just throwing some ideas. I love the videos you make and I love you. I hope you see this ❤️
Ha fair enough! I’m so bad at titles!
@@hannahwitton I honestly think just observing really trendy videos and changing to maybe full sentences or even questions in your titles would increase your views,I hope this didn't like hurt you or anything, I just thought it would be helpful. ❤️
Not hurt at all! Really appreciate your comment!
Didn't do those quizzes. But some how I knew what I wanted and that was to please my partner with lots of mind blowing climaxes. Then after a few hours my turn
There she goes 👏👏👏👏
When i was younger there was a magazine in my country called the girls... and people could send in sex and relationship questions and they would give advice. But a lot of the questions were fake? I remember one where girl sad she had a beetle in her vagina
I sleep well in bed.
I am sleeping in bed lol
Hannah in her pants again please! 🤣
Can u do haul shein
As you are straight why should you care that Cosmo is SO ‘heteronormative’? It’s a magazine for straight girls. It’s obviously going to cater for that audience.
Maybe try LGBT+ versions? They might be better.
I want to find out
Sorry Hannah, you don't need more data you need a different test :D I got really tired from the heteronormativity :D
Hello hannah
I should be payed for my skills 😎. Gave many more ladies satisfaction than I satisfied myself. But that's what I strive for. Slow edging for hours is my secret 😎
Hey
Cosmo not only heteronormative but assuming you're a woman doing the quiz..
you know bangla language
♥