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  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +17898

    It’s not Valkyrae. I usually don’t hop on and say, “hey it’s not so and so” cuz I’d be here all day doing that. I only recently discovered her and she seems like a sweet person. Cross her off the list 😉

    • @imposterchad5250
      @imposterchad5250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      mmmmm alright...o-0

    • @L0rdMace
      @L0rdMace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Mk

    • @azebok
      @azebok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      sWooZie yo I’ve been watching u FOREVER🔥love u keep making woman laugh😂

    • @xxjahxxx9500
      @xxjahxxx9500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *Ayeee*

    • @JoeJitsu88
      @JoeJitsu88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Rae Army thanks you for the clarification!

  • @Valkyrae
    @Valkyrae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15686

    This video was brought to my attention by my community.. Just for clarification I am NOT the girl in this video lol. I would never finesse anybody like that

    • @yeadummy
      @yeadummy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

      Valkyrae don’t ever steal my man ever again

    • @Valkyrae
      @Valkyrae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

      he has been and will always be yours i promise

    • @c.t.a.5983
      @c.t.a.5983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

      That's what a girl who finessed someone would say.

    • @G2kingz
      @G2kingz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      valk gang we gotchu

    • @SuperNinja611
      @SuperNinja611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      RAE IS A PURE SOUL

  • @iamryanlittle
    @iamryanlittle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    "I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark..." - any guy that has ever been finessed. I feel your pain, bro.

  • @YoungDonAnimations
    @YoungDonAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15309

    CaN I gEt A cOLlAB bRo

    • @YoungDonAnimations
      @YoungDonAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

      Lmao, I love you bro, you da GOAT, opened the door for me and so many others

    • @cageddoggies
      @cageddoggies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Sup Young

    • @froyohead
      @froyohead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      I'm signing the petition right now

    • @shermansdavis9
      @shermansdavis9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Yes yall need to do a collab that would be fire 🔥

    • @jaylenwright398
      @jaylenwright398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ily Doooon!

  • @sedona3663
    @sedona3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    *"Do you like me?"*
    "Why? Are you interested?"
    And that is how you redirect the question back to her in a playful, albeit flirtatious manner all the while preserving your dignity in case she rejects you.
    You're welcome.

    • @enigma7385
      @enigma7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      underrated comment

    • @monkeypunch8151
      @monkeypunch8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thanks, this could come in handy some day 😉

    • @grangergreenback7152
      @grangergreenback7152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sedona that's pretty good but you should have said swoozie should have said or made his intentions very clear at least right after she got off the plane so he wouldn't have wasted his time or money or feelings!

    • @hahacrackhead4100
      @hahacrackhead4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yo I'm about to right this down.

    • @sedona3663
      @sedona3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was not aware that is was so useful lmao but okay. If y'all desperately need more just ask

  • @muttananba5071
    @muttananba5071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5188

    now i ain't sayin she a gold digger..

    • @kvanessaamyann
      @kvanessaamyann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Mutta Nanba but she ain’t messing with no broke
      Broke
      Broke

    • @knightslayer370
      @knightslayer370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ... but she sure do like the shiny.

    • @murphy9677
      @murphy9677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YAY bro im you'r 200th like ☺😊😀

    • @yordanyordanov6719
      @yordanyordanov6719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      but she sure ain't messing with no broke nigga

    • @Chaeberna
      @Chaeberna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think swooze was tryin dat "wine em and dine em" trick at first...

  • @xiliinuzu214
    @xiliinuzu214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    "Honestly, this has taught me a lot*
    3 seconds later:
    " and I've only been finessed by 2 other girls since"

    • @viciousv.
      @viciousv. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its yo boi ethan hall good for you, want a cookie ?

    • @hibye1594
      @hibye1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ethan halls catalog 300th like

    • @Teedimps1598
      @Teedimps1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why he got trust issues

    • @evansenju5986
      @evansenju5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Teedimps1598 yep

    • @jhghgt5732
      @jhghgt5732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@viciousv. did you want the attention you got? Old stale ass line.

  • @megarayquazagaming2123
    @megarayquazagaming2123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7071

    Swoozie is one of the rare guys who’s a cross between a simp and a king.

    • @sway_9803
      @sway_9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      The rare mix breed

    • @blazilfrazil2
      @blazilfrazil2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      He's the leader of the Seven Deadly Simps

    • @juakeenbproducer
      @juakeenbproducer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@blazilfrazil2 somebody is a Daquan Wiltshire fan lmfao

    • @TaranNoLimit
      @TaranNoLimit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMFAOOO

    • @megarayquazagaming2123
      @megarayquazagaming2123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Deonna Hensley As in someone who does a little too much to try and impress a woman with the hopes of getting involved in a romantic relationship with them?

  • @stephanrobert5593
    @stephanrobert5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    She was a Twitch streamer and "didn't have the money". Giant-ass red flag

    • @ashtro8omb376
      @ashtro8omb376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Didn’t he say that she had like 13 viewers

    • @shadowlites4495
      @shadowlites4495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@ashtro8omb376 Didn’t he say she grew from 13 viewers to hundreds of viewers?

    • @samyen3210
      @samyen3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shadowlites that’s still pretty small

    • @imposter607
      @imposter607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@samyen3210 Didnt he also say that she grew a lot after saying that she had hundreds of veiwers

    • @sakaproductions
      @sakaproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially *she*

  • @tazeract612
    @tazeract612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    FINALLY A SWOOZIE VID LONGER THAN 3 MiNs MADE MY DAY

  • @ren-wz6zs
    @ren-wz6zs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Loollll that Laura lee apology videoo
    *wipes non-existent gucci tear* ty so much for so many likes

  • @m0nk98
    @m0nk98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    FYI any person who clearly tries to get you to pay for anything expensive without directly asking..... is using you. That's a HUGE red flag. Genuine people don't do that.

    • @Infernoflameblast
      @Infernoflameblast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Amen to that brother!

    • @Blueblaze180
      @Blueblaze180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Th is is true I learned this the hard way

    • @Shadowrose54321
      @Shadowrose54321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not always. I have anxiety so asking for things out right scares me.
      Even though when they do offer I always so no because it feels awkward and I think they want something in return

    • @chiefdenis
      @chiefdenis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soo true

    • @m0nk98
      @m0nk98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Shadowrose54321 we're not talking about getting a meal or a ride for free. If you're trying to influence someone to pay for a plane ticket, hotel room, or anything expensive, then you're manipulative, not anxiety stricken.

  • @shino4242
    @shino4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Well at least you learned a valu-
    *Gets finessed by 2 other girls*
    Well at least you got youtube content out of it >_>

  • @sleepii9680
    @sleepii9680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4609

    How to get Swoozie’s attention: Play video game.

    • @cornball2448
      @cornball2448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Trevor Manning fuck off

    • @Lego_Bespin_Guard
      @Lego_Bespin_Guard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm starting to see you everywhere

    • @Lego_Bespin_Guard
      @Lego_Bespin_Guard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Trevor Manning out

    • @nyx_dished1867
      @nyx_dished1867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody else like this it’s on 666

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      :))))))))

  • @aaronwilliams1055
    @aaronwilliams1055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Bro girls stay acting clueless like she didn’t know what she was doing

  • @halcyonz5306
    @halcyonz5306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Swoozies whole life looks like some kind of harem anime

    • @rodney0004
      @rodney0004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oof

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @AndyX2014
      @AndyX2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So FREAKIN ACCURATE!!! 😂

    • @ZDY66666
      @ZDY66666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      One of those that ends with inconclusive endings and often protagonist ends up with none of the girls to keep the tension and then the show just abruptly ends because harem. Thats basically Swoozie's unlucky relationship journey so far. Filled with hot girls that he didn't truly score :(

    • @justnailingit7466
      @justnailingit7466 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

  • @n1z.m285
    @n1z.m285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    6:35 , I would just get up , walk out , and forget she ever existed

  • @maya-fu9jx
    @maya-fu9jx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Omg that lura lee crying clip was so funny

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Girl was honestly a bit of a red flag. The breaking off the engagement thing? The not mentioning Tony thing? HELLOOOOO?

    • @JeremyMYG
      @JeremyMYG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe he got caught up, no Usher. The boyfriend (twice), Tony, and the no money thing (twice)! Need to push them feels into the ocean!

    • @brandonpatterson5717
      @brandonpatterson5717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, crazy red flags but he was in love with her aesthetic, and common interests.

  • @MooshiiLikes
    @MooshiiLikes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Swoozie there were at least 7 red flags and you ignored ALL OF THEM. Also you could’ve saved a lot of that money (by switching to geico) by just telling her you liked her over the phone. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @livinginmynow6380
      @livinginmynow6380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was thinking the same thing. That's why I'm waiting in God because I don't miss this kind of foolishness 😥😶🔥.

    • @chethanx666
      @chethanx666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nobody lets somebody who's just a friend pay for everything for them.

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Waiting in god? What does that even mean?

    • @LauLessPariah
      @LauLessPariah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Show the flags pls

    • @EmilyStewartguitarist
      @EmilyStewartguitarist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Save 15% or more on car insurance.

  • @Penguinmaster_
    @Penguinmaster_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Ray: I think I’m breaking up with my bf
    Swoozie: “Starts celebrating”

  • @feizaanbashir5256
    @feizaanbashir5256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Her mentioning the fact she didn't have enough money TWICE was a huge red flag, shoulda caught it bro. Unless you're telling her to fly out to see you and she's telling you just to let you know her situation, it's clearly a finesse

    • @ad226200
      @ad226200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly!! She wasn't testing him, she was playing him for a fool 😭😭

    • @soup3339
      @soup3339 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If a girl that I like and the girl "knows" that I like her,If She would say that,I will spam her with GOLD DIGGER until she blocks me,I make a nother account of (Twitter,messenger etc...) And spam her again GOLD DIGGER

    • @feizaanbashir5256
      @feizaanbashir5256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@soup3339 err... that's kinda weird bro

    • @EpicBenjo
      @EpicBenjo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know a couple of girls like that. Red flag

    • @sageex3931
      @sageex3931 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly he got finnesed

  • @DanPlan
    @DanPlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    What I would give to be finessed by swoozie mmmf

  • @georgegotjokes
    @georgegotjokes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    These girls gotta be watching these videos and be like “aye that’s about me”

    • @christmasbbytv6584
      @christmasbbytv6584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      georgegotjokes That’s exactly what I was thinking😂☠️

    • @CK-en2wt
      @CK-en2wt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      These girls be watching these videos and trying to finesse my boiii swooz

    • @laughsx7501
      @laughsx7501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly tho 💀💀💀

    • @OllyWood688
      @OllyWood688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      probably like three or four of them in a bunch each video

    • @aye_lil.k2639
      @aye_lil.k2639 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think idk

  • @TGM_Gaming14
    @TGM_Gaming14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    She wasn’t getting a ride to the airport from me lol

  • @rewrini4238
    @rewrini4238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    LOL right after swoozie says “hashtag demonetized...” an ad shows up

  • @karimc2962
    @karimc2962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    When Swoozie pays for a girl, he knows its lowkey an investment for an awesome story ;)

  • @rasmusitis9480
    @rasmusitis9480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    swozie be like:
    i see it,
    i like it'
    i want it,
    but i didn't got it :(

  • @bertra
    @bertra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    "Only been finessed by 2 other girls"
    It seems you might have a problem with girls
    But we still love you

    • @moi7614
      @moi7614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bertra ma che bello vedere i tuoi youtuber italiani amati nei video americani 😂🙏

    • @candypietravels
      @candypietravels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you aint getting none for a while ya u r

    • @gabbyjurado98
      @gabbyjurado98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he just gives a lot of love poor guy

    • @vc1163
      @vc1163 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like 100x. He has shit taste LOL

    • @baol0
      @baol0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHY ARE YOU HERE

  • @radarrin553
    @radarrin553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    "Do you like me?"
    *Just payed for everything on this trip*
    Nahhh 😒😂😂

    • @micmccond7
      @micmccond7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, girls seem incapable of paying for anything in a relationship....

    • @jg1bson
      @jg1bson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sharon Miller she said no!!🥺🥺😫😫

  • @highlightbranch2701
    @highlightbranch2701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “This girl tryna test me, to provide for our famerlyy”
    Swoozie -2018

    • @vexvex-
      @vexvex- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FamerEEEEEE

    • @demon1ckn1ght39
      @demon1ckn1ght39 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top 10 Moments Before Tradgey

  • @forbbonly
    @forbbonly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    ''so then she texteded me, she texted.'' his grammar 🤣🤣

  • @Jacob-ux4pk
    @Jacob-ux4pk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    I saw that “I don’t have the money” and was like damnnnn my guy just got finessed

    • @darkstone_official_2427
      @darkstone_official_2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Girl: I just don't have the money.
      Me: Red flag, red flag, RED FLAG!!!

  • @wiinalaaa4690
    @wiinalaaa4690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I knew she wasn't serious when she texted saying she wants to see you but she doesn't have money I don't know how guys don't see these red flags

  • @davidmendezhult6643
    @davidmendezhult6643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    SWOOZIE!! She just decided to spend the rest of her life with her boyfriend by accepting the proposal and then she just all the sudden cancels the wedding? And she doesn’t just cancel the wedding, she completely breaks up with him. She just did a 180 and probably broke this dude’s heart. You dodged a bullet.

    • @Mr51seer
      @Mr51seer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      tbh swoozie acts "cool" and shit but honestly i can tell he's beta and blue pilled af

    • @XeninaCalifornia
      @XeninaCalifornia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unless she didn't even break up with her fiancé ? I honestly wouldn't trust anything she says.

    • @alyaaamir1594
      @alyaaamir1594 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Mendezhult I thought the same

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I'm thinking about our wedding date... then she kills the mood. With some BOYFRIEND she has" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @casperr1299
    @casperr1299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    damn homegirl did him dirty . . .I feel bad for swoozie he seems like a nice guy and this girl totally did not handle the situation properly but it is what it is I guess.

  • @ONE_shot_GURL
    @ONE_shot_GURL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    That Spider-man line 😂 Swoozie we need to hear some success stories next time, okay? 🙂

    • @noodlito_
      @noodlito_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ONE_shot_GURL I didn’t expect to see you here. But Swoozie seems to get played in every video. 😂😂

    • @oakwood2225
      @oakwood2225 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you here

    • @williamthatsmyname
      @williamthatsmyname 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GGeez

    • @blackandwhite5682
      @blackandwhite5682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speaking of which... How’s everyone enjoying the new Spider-Man game on PS4? Gets a 10 from me!

    • @christmasbbytv6584
      @christmasbbytv6584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blackandwhite568 Gets an 1,002,759 out of 10 from me

  • @SuperRavensfan101
    @SuperRavensfan101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    “Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger...”

  • @Jesussdaughterjohn316
    @Jesussdaughterjohn316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Poor swoozie... He deserves a girl who's not a jerk or a weirdo

  • @YardenBarden
    @YardenBarden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Swoozie is legit the ULTIMATE friend zone captive. Every girl video he makes is about some girl exploiting him in some way. Honestly Swoozie is acting all Gangsta but he is actually being stomped to DUST by so many girls! Letting them play with his heart... It's actually sad... Or at least that is being portrayed in his videos.

    • @pinestraker4840
      @pinestraker4840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, at least he gets another story. Gotta get those TH-cam stacks. Anyone can get finessed, why overthink? They gotta be watching these videos and feel shitty, lol.

    • @anonwalkerr
      @anonwalkerr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s no fun to end a story with “and then we banged”

    • @Mercyfalls
      @Mercyfalls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well to be honest.... I think that‘s his part of always going after exactly THAT kind of girl that only uses them. He always goes after the drop dead gorgeous and already kinda famous/popular ones so these girls are already used to getting attention from guys and that they can do and get whatever they want. Honestly, if he would just observe the patterns of a girl before getting into it then he wouldn’t get exploited that often..... but like Pinestraker said: Hey, he get‘s another funny story to tell!! So I guess it‘s his win after all...?

    • @w_out7631
      @w_out7631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao u right

    • @henrydikes6704
      @henrydikes6704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TekMex666 he's probably had many good relationships with women but doesn't talk about it 'cuz that shit ain't interesting.

  • @ally8499
    @ally8499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “Hunty why do you think I’m gay?”
    -Swoozie 2018

  • @hitrujillo7529
    @hitrujillo7529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I died at the "u don't feel so good mister stark".😭😭😂

  • @prodigycruz8502
    @prodigycruz8502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *"Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good."*

  • @squidwardtentacles7144
    @squidwardtentacles7144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    Swoozie is that type of dude to pay for his ex girlfriend's husband's kidney replacement

  • @girlthatisagirl2538
    @girlthatisagirl2538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Damn this whole comment section like a flood of just girls that wanna marry you swooz how tf you keep getting finessed.

    • @artsygal112
      @artsygal112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup! Totally true! If he asked me out, I would say yes in a heartbeat! He is so sweet, funny, handsome, and thoughtful. How these girls keep one upping him, I will never know.

    • @ororod2132
      @ororod2132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Guys always go for the *_girls_* they CAN'T have or out of their league.....they like the chase/challenge....but he's still young....when older, boys become men and will realize, all the _real_ (genuine) *women* around them...those who are worth settling down with....bottomline, you are, what you attract....they both were playing the game and she *WON* ....she's a gamer afterall. 😂

    • @SamanthaSmith-kz6xu
      @SamanthaSmith-kz6xu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Solid statement.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ororod2132 how old do you think Swoozie is dude? He's 37

    • @chibobo_
      @chibobo_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's 30..

  • @oeckstei
    @oeckstei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    A lesson for all men... and even women. Don’t spend so much on a person when you don’t know their feelings. Coffee or ice cream dates are ok in the beginning. When their is chemistry and mutual affection established then you can invest more.

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No lies detected

    • @vanillacream2383
      @vanillacream2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      oeckstei that’s tough

    • @dtcarpediem
      @dtcarpediem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oeckstei You better preach 👊🏾

    • @lycandemon6167
      @lycandemon6167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exaclty

    • @cincy4life13
      @cincy4life13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This happened to me twice. It leaves ya heartbroken. And the fact that it doesn’t affect them at all is just otherworldly. So yeah. I would’ve never sent her to Disney without knowing if she was interested in me or not.

  • @bluebellsfan8704
    @bluebellsfan8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you here "were on a break" from her
    SWooZie hears those angels calling down, love the videos man!👏🏽👏🏽🎆

  • @EagleDancer97
    @EagleDancer97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    If she called off a wedding, you probably want to move on.

    • @shaq-sloth
      @shaq-sloth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's honestly what I thought too

    • @bunzer.of.wunzerton2235
      @bunzer.of.wunzerton2235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Walk away man.......

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME

    • @WiggaMachiavelli
      @WiggaMachiavelli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Massive red flag that.

    • @funkpwr
      @funkpwr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really tho like what kinda person commits to a wedding and months later is just like I 9xe xold called it off

  • @desleymcaulay8920
    @desleymcaulay8920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    when laura lee popped up i lost ittttt 😂😂😂😂

  • @martincasar3107
    @martincasar3107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    When she talking bout another guy
    Bro..game over

    • @shawnlouis1044
      @shawnlouis1044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rootro YT then when she says she's breaking up press restart

  • @opiumwarlord
    @opiumwarlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    A wise man once said "if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make them cheeks clap and jiggle".

  • @matiH25
    @matiH25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    WTF YOU NEED SOME MALE FRIENDS ASAP, THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SHE WAS TRYING TO FINESSE FROM THE BEGINNING !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @morphorod
      @morphorod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

    • @StoicBanana420
      @StoicBanana420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah bro😂😂

    • @wolfoo7648
      @wolfoo7648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Nichole Hanusiak from 3:00 is the red flag 🚫

    • @TheHoskimo
      @TheHoskimo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      For real the moment u mentioned texts about oh no i aint got no moneys i was like RED ALERT SHE TRYIN TO PLAY U!

    • @KM-lc6hj
      @KM-lc6hj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True some or a few women would of told him the same thing. Most women like to finesse guys like swoozie and vice versa

  • @radreaper1127
    @radreaper1127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Leave it to Swoozie to know he's being played but keeps on going anyway.

    • @dagulshyneshard
      @dagulshyneshard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right? Lmfaoooo- I would have ditched her at a restaurant and cancelled the credit card the hotel was on then told them the charges were fraudulent and got my money back. "TF outta here- good luck getting back to ya country. If I see you out here tricking for change trying to buy a ticket in a few weeks, Ill throw you a couple of dollas to see what that mouth do- then steal them back , cause you owe me."

  • @Th3holywaffl3
    @Th3holywaffl3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    10 minute Swoozie video: This, this puts a smile on my face.

  • @domagoj905
    @domagoj905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You are actually helping me a lot with these videos Swooz. Kinda in a conundrum myself with a gamer girl for whom I don't know feels the sameway or not.

    • @canuckjet
      @canuckjet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you get that girl yet ?

    • @domagoj905
      @domagoj905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@canuckjet hell no ahahahaha
      maybe for the better. I was kinda of a crush and she said she said I was the same as everyone else (I wasn't for I was being 100% honest). Dunno if she appreciated that (I think not) because to me it is apparent that she is a typical woman/person. Someone who I think I am lucky enough to dodge because I will no longer tolerate dishonesty in myself, then in others. She exhibits wit, humor but is also very cold... dunno man.

    • @canuckjet
      @canuckjet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@domagoj905 Damn man, hope you can find someone better

  • @wyapatrickk9616
    @wyapatrickk9616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    *_I texted her, I text._*

    • @blackmochi8400
      @blackmochi8400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ARE YOU SURE ABOUT WHAT

    • @subline_funtime
      @subline_funtime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No u

    • @JoseMedina-ql9dv
      @JoseMedina-ql9dv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She textededed me she text

    • @lob
      @lob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *I replied to you, I replied*

    • @DrkPhoenix
      @DrkPhoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *she texted me, she texted*

  • @Dablok
    @Dablok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    10:20 "since that I have only been finessed twice"
    Me:when did you stop liking the twitch girl
    Swoozie: last week

  • @xhiom
    @xhiom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Ofc she knows u Swoozie.... *everyone* knows u

  • @francka.4174
    @francka.4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    " I dont' feel so good Mr Stark " 😂😂😂

  • @HumanCraft1
    @HumanCraft1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    When a girl say "I don't has the money" bet money, she finna be a gold digger. You heard it twice, her twitch beauty glazed your eyes from the finesse.

    • @ellevictor474
      @ellevictor474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you... she be mining.. not digging

    • @deniseellis6658
      @deniseellis6658 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I’m broke what should I say nooo I don’t want to go or nah I’m not hungry ¿

  • @SabrinaSuez
    @SabrinaSuez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I lost it when Laura came up 😂😂

  • @CWZimba
    @CWZimba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    First of all there were waaayy too many red flags in there 😂😂😂I just got back with my boyfriend :run. I don't have money:run. This guy tony:run run run

    • @ShoroukA
      @ShoroukA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed!

  • @diaryofsarahmargaret4590
    @diaryofsarahmargaret4590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was pacing up and down the room listening to the story and yelling Noooo the entire time!!

  • @treyrose7153
    @treyrose7153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    When u brought up the line “ I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” I was dying😂😂

    • @monkeyx7777
      @monkeyx7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same dude 😂😂

    • @johntoussaint5953
      @johntoussaint5953 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im sayin

    • @ItsYaBoiBigBozo
      @ItsYaBoiBigBozo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know right? But that girl went so brutally honest that Swooz felt like turning to ash, like she just pulled a Thanos on our guy.

    • @yourboikitchensink6362
      @yourboikitchensink6362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So was spiderman

    • @jamie.d8747
      @jamie.d8747 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fell on the floor

  • @matt4895
    @matt4895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    WHEN LAURA POPPED UP I CHOKED ON MY WATER JASHDLDFKDF

  • @Tasia1247
    @Tasia1247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Awwww poor baby, she knew you liked her she was hella playing games. Smdh.

    • @hachimanhikigaya2339
      @hachimanhikigaya2339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aw hell yeah she knew
      That's why she got everything straightened out right before the movie.
      She knew this is where he's gonna make a move.

    • @Tasia1247
      @Tasia1247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hachimanhikigaya2339 Bet!! Smdh...... She's good lml.

    • @steezy7460
      @steezy7460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shawntasia Henry she played him

    • @Tasia1247
      @Tasia1247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steezy7460 I know and that's horrible.

    • @TrollPriestZandum
      @TrollPriestZandum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouch. Don't rub it in. ☹😢😭😫

  • @sheronnamor7407
    @sheronnamor7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bra lmao every time i hear him say "she texted me she text" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kayy9266
    @kayy9266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    he did all this and spent all this money just trying to get her to realize he liked her. imagine what he’d be doing for a girl after they were already dating?? married even?? swoozie’s future girl is going to be SO pampered by this man

    • @miavanimoreno
      @miavanimoreno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kay Y fr. she’s gonna be sooo lucky I hope he finally gets that girl that doesn’t play with him 🙄

    • @reconx86
      @reconx86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@LoveofVelvet I don't think a girl deserves any pampering until they've shown true loyalty. Many poor guys get to date girls without doing all of this, because they simply cant afford doing all of that. If I had swoozie's money I wouldn't pay for anything until I see a girl truly love me for who I am, if I do anything the girl better pay for half of the bargain, no free tickets or meals. True love is in the heart, not in materialistic possessions and until i see that, the girl doesn't get a dime from my pocket.

    • @reconx86
      @reconx86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @LoveofVelvet you've shown to be a lovely person...

    • @reconx86
      @reconx86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@LoveofVelvet I never called you any names and yet I'm the retarded, bitter, disgusting and awful person for just having a difference in opinion on dating. You should really hold a mirror up before you attack people over nothing...

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    i LIKE HOW SHE CONVENIENTLY WAITS UNTIL AFTER ALL THE FUN & EXPENSIVE STUFF IS DONE to ask him a question she already knew the damn answer to...She wanted to stop him from gettin fresh with her during the movie at his parents, but didn't want to say anything until she got everything she wanted...she's pathetic AF (didn't realize I had caps lock on at first)

    • @justpeachyrl
      @justpeachyrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well said haha

    • @net_lag
      @net_lag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHA AND I'M PURPOSELY LEAVING THE CAPS ON..

    • @TheChrispy771
      @TheChrispy771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ve known girls like this. So desperate for attention they’ll use anybody to get it. Selfish AF.

    • @comradeq2493
      @comradeq2493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, i could tell you had cps on due to the lowercase I/i , happens to me all the time, damn PUBG inventory capslock.

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She's a fucking gold digger, watchu expect?

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "yall know i'm a thug", I'm already dying bro chill XD

  • @yourfavoriteshiba7645
    @yourfavoriteshiba7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The MOMENT someone tells me that they wanna do something but they don't have the money, all I can say is "Well I guess you better save up then."

  • @gabreelle7932
    @gabreelle7932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Why cant these girls be loyal to my dawg sWooZie🤷🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾🙄

    • @estebansamaniego3396
      @estebansamaniego3396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause they don't even know what that is now a days. Unless ur rolling in dough & even then they probably still cheat.

  • @Sir_Mini
    @Sir_Mini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    When he said :I’ll take care of it
    Me:🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @sierralafaye
    @sierralafaye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    “I’ve only been finessed by two other girls since this has happened” 😂 #StoryOfMyLife

    • @lightbombs
      @lightbombs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mega gay

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So hard out here in these streets

    • @Suki-hl6vg
      @Suki-hl6vg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lightbombs 🙄

  • @neibauerdaveon
    @neibauerdaveon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:42 this girls smile is so fricken adorable

  • @Leemaid2010
    @Leemaid2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13331

    As your future wife I don't appreciate you trying to marry another girl 😒😒😒😝

    • @Septembersend34
      @Septembersend34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      Damn thirstyyyy

    • @emmarose2385
      @emmarose2385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      same ahhahaah

    • @thelittleguy3910
      @thelittleguy3910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Aye comment got pinned though

    • @kalamity4141
      @kalamity4141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Don't drool too much.
      Though I don't think Swoozie is too hard to get tbh he lets lots of these females play with his feelings

    • @elijahlafontant5018
      @elijahlafontant5018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You liked wasabi’s video,” why we broke up”, are you just in love with every youtuber

  • @summermermaidstar756
    @summermermaidstar756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    You could say Swoozie tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matterrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @tiffanyromero9054
    @tiffanyromero9054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The Laura lee cuts are too funny 😂

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who

    • @SCAAARRYYYY
      @SCAAARRYYYY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It killed me 😂

    • @cuckoo-clockheart
      @cuckoo-clockheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laura who?

    • @alyaaamir1594
      @alyaaamir1594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I was like
      oooooooh~ we love a queen that throws ShAdE

  • @ILegendGaming
    @ILegendGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think I’m breaking up “haaaaaaalleeeelujah haaaaaalleeeelujah” 😂😂😂

  • @naybaeee1820
    @naybaeee1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    9:34
    That tony dude skipped leg day💀😭

    • @ortliebx7784
      @ortliebx7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh 🤣

    • @ortliebx7784
      @ortliebx7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Help me I'm dead 💀😂

    • @uncledrew2430
      @uncledrew2430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @abdo_isabdo1630
      @abdo_isabdo1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R.I.P DiceyIcey He Laughed To Death By A Comment By A Guy Named A N N T A N A Y

    • @MichaelJohnson.
      @MichaelJohnson. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @bobosubasi8684
    @bobosubasi8684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    She's a gold digger

    • @KiindSoul
      @KiindSoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BoBo Subasi no it’s not, this girl is Valkrae, go look her up

    • @stanley7229
      @stanley7229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KiindSoul Swoozie just said it aint

    • @narutouchiha6075
      @narutouchiha6075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He or she is right GOLD DIGGER

    • @narutouchiha6075
      @narutouchiha6075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GOLD DIGGER SWOOZIE

    • @rmg3094
      @rmg3094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now I ain’t sayin she’s a Gold digger...

  • @jaykapalot1406
    @jaykapalot1406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    *She texteded me she text*

  • @Matty002
    @Matty002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    me: i hope he learned from this
    me at the end of the video: oh swoozie, honey

  • @sourdough7080
    @sourdough7080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    *"Yo girl, you know you want this milk chocolate."* 💀💀💀💀

  • @muffinsmith1207
    @muffinsmith1207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Petition for Cuddle Team Captain Shirts like so he can see

  • @LostWolfFlow
    @LostWolfFlow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Dis dude...he knew she was tryna finesse him and he still went for it...my guy thats a no no😂

    • @Somezay
      @Somezay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dgood hey man, he had hope I respect that

  • @hvill4266
    @hvill4266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Swoozie: I fly to this gaming convention, not gonna tell you which one, 'cause I know y'all detectives
    Me: Shouts* (Ahhhh f*ck!)
    Mom hears*
    Now I'm homeless😫

  • @Zeptil
    @Zeptil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    poor swooz bro, going from sexless inkeeper to sexless sugar daddy

    • @estebansamaniego3396
      @estebansamaniego3396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That happened once to me, just not that much money. Never again.

    • @lydiaford6200
      @lydiaford6200 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Splenda Daddy

  • @ralpharpaio9480
    @ralpharpaio9480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    She’s probably watching this vid like:
    Who tf this guy think he is

    • @euga5653
      @euga5653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Can we copy strike this" -Twitch Streamer

    • @basheerc.7245
      @basheerc.7245 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@euga5653 😂😂😂😂

  • @ally8499
    @ally8499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    8:46-8:54 I honestly thought she was gonna say “so. Are you gay?” And it was gonna leave it at that 😂

    • @yazzlol9584
      @yazzlol9584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aileen Hernandez SAME

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of us thought that

    • @luck4962
      @luck4962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAAAAAMMMME

    • @jayare2103
      @jayare2103 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr and I was reading your comment at the same time

    • @eviesherman2734
      @eviesherman2734 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr😂

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is honestly one of the best vids he’s done

  • @mayavictoria9582
    @mayavictoria9582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This is like my Dream date scenario.... what is wrong with this girl?! 🤨

  • @monicv6340
    @monicv6340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    “Only been finessed by 2 other girls”
    How??????

    • @chrischen0127
      @chrischen0127 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      monicv lol

    • @kaiserclips973
      @kaiserclips973 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does that mean? English is not my main language

    • @galaxymarshmello8883
      @galaxymarshmello8883 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaiserclips973
      I think it means stolen or taken away

    • @shortfunnyvideos566
      @shortfunnyvideos566 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you mean how

    • @nintendowonder
      @nintendowonder 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaiserclips973 finessed means like played, tricked, fooled etc.

  • @missionpunani6648
    @missionpunani6648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Swoozie is the only guy lucky enough to meet his social media crush in real life.

    • @fluffymassacre2918
      @fluffymassacre2918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CTeeRuler Yeah and then get used by her?

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel u. It was a mini W even if overshadowed by a bigger L but the act of going from randomly seeing someone online to eventually getting them in ur bed to watch a movie a lowercase w right?? The idea of pulling this off again reminds me of the difficulty level

    • @missionpunani6648
      @missionpunani6648 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp, guess I need a cheatcode.

  • @Jayloneal
    @Jayloneal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watched this video a million and one times! It happens to the best of us! We're all here to learn!

  • @claytonasparagus7075
    @claytonasparagus7075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    WHEN HE PLAYED THE CLIP OF LAURA LEECH CRYING I STARTED SCREAMING

  • @imszfourkayyx4310
    @imszfourkayyx4310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    She's probably watching this video lol

    • @neon_mia6082
      @neon_mia6082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She better be

    • @Thatguyyoudontknow594
      @Thatguyyoudontknow594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No cap

    • @jetnight88
      @jetnight88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iAm Lime ha ha she will eat him for dinner if he did go out with him

    • @WadeWilson-
      @WadeWilson- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And thinking "NAILED IT. One of the nicest travels of my life and I didn't even need to give heads"

    • @omoghosty5777
      @omoghosty5777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS VIDEO SUBSCRIBE TO MY TINY-ASS VIDEO*

  • @CharisMarieTV
    @CharisMarieTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Those Laura Lee clips got me though 😂😂😂😂

    • @k.m8858
      @k.m8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CharisMarieTV He did her wrongggggg

    • @88Roshan
      @88Roshan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CharisMarieTV they took me OUT

  • @NotYabub
    @NotYabub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how swoozie sneaks parappa into his vids