When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now" Tuesday, 20 March 2012 The Book of Truth
@@Nikitinale ya when people be constantly asking you for pics and stuff it's gotta be really strange when the one person doesn't Maybe it's a good way to keep a lasting impression I mean that guy clearly gets thought about often lol
I LOVE THE FROG STORY thanks for keeping it real with us and making us feel less bad about our Ls because we all human and we’re just trying our best out here
“Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!” -Rocky Balboa
Getting reject from Cal Arts makes sense they only have about a 25% acceptance rate. Getting rejected from Ringling where they have a 65% acceptance rate had to have hurt though.
That happened to me with a bee. Thank god my friend was in the car so I wasn't the only one screaming & looking weird. At least people in the other cars were laughing --- I definitely was not
One time I was outside my house in a towel and a frog was there and we made eye contact.......he starting hopping towards me and I was just running backwards and my towel was so close to falling off....thankfully he never touched me cuz I swerved and went in the house...no I'm not scared...just don't like em
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest TH-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear matt
Look at swoozie catching L's with supermodels, brand deals, tv shows, THE PRESIDENT, and fan service... These L's are so relatable😭. Like bruh, your L's can be looked at as W's just to have them💀
Having Swoozie confessing his embarrassing L moments actually makes me feel a little better about myself for some reason. BTW, digging the U.A High hoodie! I just got back into rewatching My Hero Academia.
Can we all just appreciate how Swooze just laid out those embarrassing experiences in his life that you and I lay in bed at 1am at night thinking about? For our entertainment?? GOT DAMN much respeccc
Hearing about all these "L" stories made me feel like I wanted to cry. But then the Frog story at the end got me laughing uncontrollably 🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈 Demon Frogs are on the loose!!!😱🐸
reassuring to know even the GOATs are going through it all the time, puts everything into perspective. thanks for always sharing your ups and downs with us, sWooZ.
I also live in Florida, and depending on where you are(under a tree, ect) expect the unexpected lol, especially if the window is open(things get in even when opening the door to climb in). For me it's rarely been a frog, it's usually spiders that find their way in. Someone's porch will almost always have frogs or lizards, though I imagine that's not exclusive to Florida only.
These L’s are hilarious, but omg dang he just missed the Leo and Obama one I would cry to. Also the frog looks unbothered I guess and this is a ninja frog tbh😂😂😂
I really love these videos where swoozie is more open and treats his audience like his real friends it’s a unique feeling from you tubers and I love it sm also I just find these kinda more raw typa videos HILARIOUS
I swear, that feeling of dread when one thing in a place disappears and then appears next to you is unforgettable. Todd may be gone in the car, but my mans Swoozie must still get memories at night randomly about this dude
I feel that. Idk why there's so many job bots and openings available , then saying the position has been filled after I applied, only for them to be back up in the job openings section a few days to weeks later. It's insanity, so many people are looking for jobs rn
Bro, the first example is literally what I’m going through rn. The entire reason I’m watching you rn actually. That’s too funny. Thanks for cheering me up Swooz, definitely needed the laugh🥲
I respect you for just coming out with many of your L's. We all make mistakes and we all make the wrong call at many points of our lives, but it's important to remember all the good times you had, all the good choices you've made, and where you are today because of it. Stay awesome bro, if you are ever ready, make a part 2. I'll watch it fo sho
Dude... You're soooooo human (relatable). That's so cool. I guess I never thought you could take an L 'cause you're always, well, you. You're THE ONE. Thanks for sharing. I feel like, it's ok to L and not get so flustered.
I caught an L with a girl, her and I were flirting daily during class (grade 11 btw) and I get the snap and we start doing that facetime shit to. So one day I confess my feelings after like 6 months of having a crush on her... she said she liked me as a friend happened 1 week ago and since then I’ve been unadded/blocked from everything
@@Horologica He acts and thinks like a woman and that turns women off! He is very effeminate in all his actions and psychology. Plus no American woman wants a virgin male.
Kindly anyone reading this comment thread. Ignore the person above me named the grandpubah or whatever. Not every woman thinks like this. It's just his opinion. It's not a fact. Don't walk around believing this BS.
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Why aren't the comments talking about how sick that shading on the sonic was? He went off on that drawing
ikr 😂
second
timestamp?
Its 0:34
Like bruh
“Hey man I got to go, Obama needs me”
“Understandable”
😂
Seriously, anyone who wouldn’t understand is a problem to me.
😂
Have a great day everybody lmk if my TH-cam sniping channel is trash or not 🚨💕would mean a lot 💯
@@Jeezy05474 imagine being a bot
Nobody’s talking about the absolute GEM that is “I’ve been through a lot of character development!” cuz that hit me HAAAARDDD.
Went through as much as sakura she went from simpin to pimpin
But dang he really forgot the meeting
That exact line came up as soon as i read the comment lol
Truly😂😂🎉
DAMNNNNN HOW YOU FUMBLE NIKE LIKE THAT MAN 😭😭😭😭😭
A
He fumbled Leo and obama and Nike within the same decade
@@name-cn4wv I would personally never be able to recover from an L like that 😂
I ask myself this regularly
You know what isn’t an L tho?? My mans @sWooZie over here!!
"Todd, Todd, Todd; No Todd, No Todd, No Todd". 🤣🤣🤣, too funny!!! Much respect and love King Swoozie 💖💖💖
That part got me too. He's brave. I would've pulled over immediately lol.
The fact that he got sad because 1 person didn’t want a picture, kinda shows that he actually cares about ALL of his fans
Lol, he wasn't sad for his fan, his ego was bruised. Understandably though
The guy who didn’t want a picture is the guy who took a massive L not swooz
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
The Book of Truth
Or he just likes the attention lol. But not gonna lie I wouldn't mind a photo with Swoozie
@@Nikitinale ya when people be constantly asking you for pics and stuff it's gotta be really strange when the one person doesn't
Maybe it's a good way to keep a lasting impression I mean that guy clearly gets thought about often lol
“ look at the shading”😂😂
Mans really went off on that sonic drawing
2:36
😂😂
W pin
Wait isn't that sanic
One day I will get pinned or hearted
11:31
sWooZ: Todd, please stay over there-
Todd: And I took that personally
thanks swooz. video is made.
pog
Poggerz
PoGGeRz
Poggezzer
poggeeezzzerrrrr
When you gotta pause your workout because Swoozie uploaded a new vid
Lol
What workout u doin?
You gotta have your priorities
@@swagster700 hitting chest and shoulders 🔥
factz i have to study nope
Swoozie, we know that you’re like becoming a Male Instagram model and stuff, but can you please upload more? - Sincerely, your TH-cam subs 😊
He's a model?! But yeah he needs to upload more.
Mhmm
wha-
Hey Sketch1UP! 🙋🏾♀️
You've rebranded!
Ok
I LOVE THE FROG STORY thanks for keeping it real with us and making us feel less bad about our Ls because we all human and we’re just trying our best out here
We've all done the classic follow, send message, get ignored, unfollow, unsend message combo
Ja
Not you trying to relate for clout🤣🤣💪🏿bozo
@@mrwrldwide6351 Ur mad weird
@@mrwrldwide6351 bro stfu you weird asf for saying “not you” 😂
@@SuaveSkii Bro Rs 😂😂
"It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how you can get hit and keep moving forward" - Rocky Balboa
Adriannnnnnn
“Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!”
-Rocky Balboa
“You fight great, but I’m a great fighter”
fax
No you mean Michael jackson
Getting reject from Cal Arts makes sense they only have about a 25% acceptance rate. Getting rejected from Ringling where they have a 65% acceptance rate had to have hurt though.
L.
*_L indeed my friend, L indeed_*
That’s still a low acceptance rate
I literally didn’t have a plan C so I was just looking around wondering about the meaning of life
@@swoozie dang man glad things worked out
NIKE, HE CHANGED, HE'S A BETTER PERSON NOW
I’ve related to Swoozie on a whole new level after that frog story
That happened to me but with a spider...scariest shit of my life!
That happened to me with a bee. Thank god my friend was in the car so I wasn't the only one screaming & looking weird. At least people in the other cars were laughing --- I definitely was not
One time I was outside my house in a towel and a frog was there and we made eye contact.......he starting hopping towards me and I was just running backwards and my towel was so close to falling off....thankfully he never touched me cuz I swerved and went in the house...no I'm not scared...just don't like em
Todd 🐸: "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
FAM I am LITERALLY DYING....
BRUH 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 are u fr
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The difference between a master and a novice is the master has failed more times than the novice has tried”
Korosensei 😢
Korosensei, a man of culture i c
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest TH-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear matt
Steelers
Have a great day everybody lmk if my TH-cam sniping channel is trash or not 🚨💕would mean a lot 💯
I love how swoozie just casually talks about interviewing the president of the United States.
“This is a shmedium frog” -Swoozie 2021
Get my boy Swoozie to 10mil 👌🏾
Bot.
Wait are you that dude on TikTok
You seem familiar
Missing Obama and Leonardo for a pilot episode that never happened. omg I'm sorry🥺🥺🥲
That L would keep me up at night
I never clicked the spacebar so hard, to take a moment to take in that L x|
Swoozies stories are low-key really satisfying you can listen to em again and again.
“I felt so crunchy after that” 🤣😭😭😭😭
Hmmm
rip mans
Defo a we bare bears reference 😂
I feel like we're getting such next level transparency from you these days Swoozie 😅
I like it.
I was thinking the same thing, don't have to CIA stalk anymo
@@jamalblassingale3391 🤣
I don’t like it it shows weakness
I appreciate so much that you didn’t milk any of these by making them each a video on it’s own. You just gave us like 10 for the price of 1. My mans.
My thoughts exactly!
this man will never run out of stories
“I felt so crunchy after that” I felt it 😂
*Eats a Crunch chocolate bar randomly*
“We will just call the frog...Todd”
Bruh he named the frog like he did to girls in all his other videos I’m dying😭
😂
Someone noticed 😂🤣
A man who fumbles this bad and still comes out on top deserves happiness.
I haven't laugh cried in a while until now. The whole frog segment needs it's own epilogue! Where was the carcass? 😭
Confessing my L’s: every SNKRS order
Righhtttttt and my walk of shame is to Stock X
@@swoozie ayoo swoozie hows life man?
"I'm from the streets we don't do onesie parties"
"Come on Come on Peer PRESUREEE"
LOL
RIP juice
Bro your every where
Look at swoozie catching L's with supermodels, brand deals, tv shows, THE PRESIDENT, and fan service... These L's are so relatable😭. Like bruh, your L's can be looked at as W's just to have them💀
Lol
You forgot the frog 🤣🤣
1:00 that line was too fire 🔥🔥🤣
“I’m poor.” Says the wildly successful TH-camr literally hosting a TH-cam event.
Who asked for your opinion? 🤔
@@ziesam it’s facts, but it was a joke so calm down
@@ziesam Buthurt
@@ziesam this ain’t tiktok bro
Also he lives in L.A sooo-
Having Swoozie confessing his embarrassing L moments actually makes me feel a little better about myself for some reason. BTW, digging the U.A High hoodie! I just got back into rewatching My Hero Academia.
Hopefully ur not one of the weird shippers that ship Deku and Bakugo and Deku and Eri and Deku and Almight🤮🤮🤮
@@SJ-qs3nz LOL I don't ship any of them. And there's nothing wrong with shipping. Let fans have their kinky kind of fun.
@@mayhmong it’s just weird shipping a teenager with a grown man and a teenager with a 6 year old
@@SJ-qs3nz dude why are you hating..
@@picocore1 I’m not hating I’m just saying shipping a teenager with a grown man is weird and shipping a teenager with a 6 year old is weird😂😂
The frog story was hilarious!! Thanks for sharing Swoozie! 🐸🐸
Right?😂 I have this crazy story about a frog coming soon if you wanna check it out
I would have freaked out but like from the squee!! like OMG! Fwoggyyy!!!!
I lost it at the "Tod, Tod, No Tod, No Tod"
Much respect for getting everything off the table, not everyone can do shit like this. Swoozie is one of the few who hasn't switched up
"Sees frog in car." Screw that I'm walking home. I'm sorry car it had to end this way.
Sorry this is new to me, are some people scared of frogs?
@@nightwingmix1 frog cool
I love frogs they're my favorite animal
@@nightwingmix1 more often than you think
@@nightwingmix1 As a person that lives in Florida, no.
Can we all just appreciate how Swooze just laid out those embarrassing experiences in his life that you and I lay in bed at 1am at night thinking about? For our entertainment?? GOT DAMN much respeccc
426 likes and no reply lemme fix that for u 🙏🏽
@@3lias368 thank you for breaking the silence
@@rachelmorrow9042 np have a blessed day 🙏🏽
@@3lias368 blessings to you as well!
My gosh, the frog story had me dying especially the
"Tood, todd, todd, no todd, no todd"
On the bright side, no matter how bad the L is in the moment, they make for fun stories to tell.
"This dude didn't want to even waste 2MB on a picture." Best line lol!
Swoozie is like that one good friend that you can stop talking to for 8 months and then pick up the conversation right where it left off.
Swoozie: "And, I see a frog on my dashboard. "
Me: 🎵 "Jeremiah was a bullfrog, a very good firend of mine. 🎵
swoozie catching a L is something i never thought i would hear
Did you not watch his last video? Lol
wym all his vids are about Ls
"We hold Ls sometimes"
I don't take Ls sometimes I take them everyday
Easier to count the Ws than the Ls life.
@@nfzeta128 What if you have no W's to count?
The fact that you can even talk about your L’s like this just makes you a giant W swoozie😂😂💯
Hearing about all these "L" stories made me feel like I wanted to cry.
But then the Frog story at the end got me laughing uncontrollably
🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈
Demon Frogs are on the loose!!!😱🐸
I wish it was easier to dodge L’s.
Everyone has taken an L it’s how you bounce back after
Swoozie has made us all into that one friend that you can talk to about relationships
I'm actually crying from the last story, that was hilarious 😂
Art schools still haven’t learned their lesson about rejecting students
Can we talk about how Swoozie is the definition of black don't crack like fr thinking this man was 20-30 the whole time 😂
Thanks you just ruined my day with that 🤣🤣🤣
Can we talk about how fine u is, and im yo first subscriber as of now so i deserve special privileges, let me get that Instagram 👀
Omg I just looked up his age and I’m shook I really thought he was 25
@@katiechambers1319 how old?
@@jeanne8255 he will be 41 this year
Imagine driving at night and you look over and see Swoozie punching himself in the face 😂😂😂
Lmao
mans biggest L involves getting an email from the us president, and my biggest win is getting a text back.
Props to you for sharing these story’s, not a lot of people have enough confidence to do something like this
it was probably that person's insecurity about themselves in photos that made them not a want a pic
reassuring to know even the GOATs are going through it all the time, puts everything into perspective. thanks for always sharing your ups and downs with us, sWooZ.
The frog story has me ROLLING😭🤣 poor frog never made it out the car
HUGE FAN, I live in Portland My Dad works for Jordan he’s head of marketing so I’ll put in a good word for you bro 😎 I’m not lying to u
Put a word in for me please I need something
Portland Oregon or Portland texas
@@smelly_upho3157 portland oregon
@@phoenixorion.dicosmo oh ok lol I live in Portland texas
Another portlander!! :)
Is no one questioning where tf a frog came from? Is that normal???
I also live in Florida, and depending on where you are(under a tree, ect) expect the unexpected lol, especially if the window is open(things get in even when opening the door to climb in). For me it's rarely been a frog, it's usually spiders that find their way in. Someone's porch will almost always have frogs or lizards, though I imagine that's not exclusive to Florida only.
Its Florida
ida been thinking a salamander
@@thegirlinthefireplace yh fr
I heard him start talking about Nike, remembered the title, then facepalmed before he even said it
These L’s are hilarious, but omg dang he just missed the Leo and Obama one I would cry to. Also the frog looks unbothered I guess and this is a ninja frog tbh😂😂😂
"We'll just call the frog... Todd"
Does that mean that he actually gave the frog a name
Swoozie has been telling us more and more stories about him taking major Ls lately..hope the Trinidadian King is doing okay 👑 🇹🇹
I do catch dubs but When I tell stories about dubs it can come off as braggy really quick. plus the L stories are v entertaining.
“if you don’t know who’s getting hustled, it’s probably you”
I really love these videos where swoozie is more open and treats his audience like his real friends it’s a unique feeling from you tubers and I love it sm also I just find these kinda more raw typa videos HILARIOUS
I clicked this so fast and like before it even started lol
I’m still in the ad
Same bruh....
Nobody asked
@@mdott17 then why did you reply
Same..
Swoozie: Missing an interview with Leo D.
Me: That's rough buddy.
Avatar reference
6:50 *dejected sigh*
I love how swoozie is just as upset about a fan not wanting a pic as missing an interview with Leonardo DiCaprio
I swear, that feeling of dread when one thing in a place disappears and then appears next to you is unforgettable. Todd may be gone in the car, but my mans Swoozie must still get memories at night randomly about this dude
"Bunk this"
Gotta love the Adventure Time reference.
Yeah. :)
3:17 been there done that…. Too many times
At least half the boys, including me.
I've been getting more rejections from companies... that even offered their positions for me. Maybe don't have bots. I just want a job.
Dang that’s horrible and from COMPANIES THAT REACH OUT FIRST? How does that make sense
@@SassafrasTee7366 I have no idea. Been dealing with it for months now.
I feel that. Idk why there's so many job bots and openings available , then saying the position has been filled after I applied, only for them to be back up in the job openings section a few days to weeks later. It's insanity, so many people are looking for jobs rn
swoozie didn't release all his L's bc it's his backup plan if he ever gets a girl and never gets crazy girl stories again
Is nobody gonna talk about how swoozie just came with that U.A high hoddie like i NEED to know where he got it from!
Need someone to send the link. I need this hoodie
It's from a website called 'box lunch' it was an exclusive hoodie so it's no longer available *CRIES*
i just commented about that
Swooz being scared of a frog, while me literally picking up giant bullfrogs
get a notification from Swoozie
"confessing my embarrassing L's"
oh cool!
gets a notification from Alex Clark
"confessing my embarrassing L's"
wait-
Same!! I'm so confused 🤔
I was looking for this comment
Was just about to comment this
I was just saying that
Ohhhh! At the beginning of Alex's video its explained that they agreed to do a collab type video.
I started screeching just hearing about how the frog jumped on him. I do not blame your reaction at all Swoozie😭
Same, it was hard for me to just listen to the story. Someone would have had to come pick me up.
It’s always a good day when swoozie posts
Fax
Bro, the first example is literally what I’m going through rn. The entire reason I’m watching you rn actually. That’s too funny. Thanks for cheering me up Swooz, definitely needed the laugh🥲
"new year new me" we all ready half way thru the year lmfaooooooooo these videos are always amazing
sWooZie, I’m speakin’ for errbody in the comments when I say this:
Thank you for makin’ my day.
I respect you for just coming out with many of your L's. We all make mistakes and we all make the wrong call at many points of our lives, but it's important to remember all the good times you had, all the good choices you've made, and where you are today because of it. Stay awesome bro, if you are ever ready, make a part 2. I'll watch it fo sho
Dude... You're soooooo human (relatable). That's so cool. I guess I never thought you could take an L 'cause you're always, well, you. You're THE ONE. Thanks for sharing. I feel like, it's ok to L and not get so flustered.
confessing my embarrassing l's
*r/relatable has join the chat*
Can't we appreciate our boy for bringing us stories animated almost every month and putting on a whole fit here's your crown King 👑
Cal arts didn’t let you in?! Now look at you winning in life,you’re so inspirational
I can't laugh out loud where I am at the moment but just know that frog L has me dying internally 😷Hold strong!
I caught an L with a girl, her and I were flirting daily during class (grade 11 btw) and I get the snap and we start doing that facetime shit to. So one day I confess my feelings after like 6 months of having a crush on her... she said she liked me as a friend happened 1 week ago and since then I’ve been unadded/blocked from everything
damn u good?
Girls don’t like it when you wait a lot if you like her tell her straight up! never wait a month or more but stay up king 👑
👑 Keep ur head up king
As a wise man once said that’s tuff
@@j.osh.4261 factoids g
I don't understand how Swoozie keeps getting friendzoned. He's incredibly cute and funny. Get it together ladies!!!
It’s because he’s from Trinidad but won’t come home 😂
It's actually the other way around Girls literally throw themselves at him, but he's still a virgin for religious reasons
@@Horologica He acts and thinks like a woman and that turns women off! He is very effeminate in all his actions and psychology. Plus no American woman wants a virgin male.
Kindly anyone reading this comment thread. Ignore the person above me named the grandpubah or whatever. Not every woman thinks like this. It's just his opinion. It's not a fact. Don't walk around believing this BS.
That dude's crazy. Why wouldn't he want a picture?!
Cuz he’s a boss
That guy who declines a photo with Swoozie watching this rn: 😅
Broo the "we could've been married" thing.... So relatable
Me: OMG FIRST
Also Me: *sees one like*
Also Me: *sad idiot noises*
Haha felt that
@@NoahNTG the pain when your not first on a youtuber with over 1M's video