Yeah, my advice is along the same lines of you do you. As long as you KNOW* you did nothing wrong and your conscience is clear, ignore the BS people say. *But make sure to carefully and objectively analyze your behavior, because it's very easy to be too easy on yourself. To be fair, you can also be too hard. If you aren't sure, leave nothing out and ask impartial third parties in your life.
In hindsight maybe he should so he would've known this was coming. Telling someone they're "insecure" about someone is usually how a lot would get away with their bad history. If it's just a hookup then no need but if it's a serious relationship then full disclosure is necessary.
@Captain Ren classic verses. Love em. Do you have time to take a look at 1 Cor 11:17-29 and Jn 6 discourse? Idk if you’re protestant or what denomination I just thought that scripture was wild.
These stories are always so crazy! And for the person who might be spreading rumors about you.. i'd personally try to ignore it and not give them the time of day. Even though that's hard to do! The people who know you can easily see through those kinds of lies. Sorry that happened though!
“don’t chase it either ends in a car crash or you get pulled over and your face in concrete, simpin ain’t pimpin. Mutual interest, mutual investment” wisest words of 2021
tbh cant wait for one of these stories to end up with him finding the right one and actually having a happy relationship dont know how this king hasnt found one for him already
Swoozie has talent but he seems to zone out when emotions get the best of him. He’s so tunnel visioned once he falls for a girl 🤷🏽♀️ Red flags I guess
Straight up I just block them both and move on with my life. It ain't ever going to be worth the pettiness and the bullshit and the drama. Protect your peace first and foremost before anybody else's. Love you bro keep being amazing
I love ghosting swoozie for a long ass time. When I come back I got a straight week of pure content. No filler not bullshit, pure content. Love you swoozie
People will always talk and hate on you for no reason! It happens all the time even when you don’t do anything to them just for that person to look good! All good tho Swoozie you don’t need those losers one day karma will come back to them!
@@SilkyLew he’s in his mid 30s so he’s not that old. And he tells his stories that happened in life, and come to think of it I haven’t watched planet Dolan in a while.
Some advice. Cut contacts with “mr steal your girl” and make it clear next time you were to have an interaction with him that y’all are not cool in the slightest. Don’t be petty or bitter, but next time he says something to you tell him “why are you talking to me, I dont rock with you” or something along those lines. You need to make yourself seen as someone with minimum requirements to be around. You can’t let everyone come to you with some energy that you obviously don’t have for them, I just noticed it seemed like he punked you in this situation
Same. Don't hang out with your bullies to avoid being punched. I'd rather be punched and kicked a thousand times than to suck up to them for a false sense of "peace" for even a second.
I completely agree bro, it's not even about being mad regardless of this scenario mr StealYoGirl out here making his girlfriend look like a fool and being a C unt? Nah man, dais grounds for exposure
Rewatching all of swoozies therapy session ted talks In that position I’d simply try to seem un phased. In all honesty it would hurt me and make me feel some type of way but I wouldn’t want them too feel an upper hand on me I would just keep doing the things I always do and go on about my life. If they stop in great, if not, like you said, toodles
Don't let "Mr. Steal your girl" keep stepping in every time you have someone around if you are invested in them, he is toxic and he brings that into your world. It's dangerous.
I love how he is talking about having a bad girl on his hands and he wants to know what a bad girl does, and it cuts to an ad for the Bad Guys movie. A+ ad placement
Tbh he should of been seen through her when hot girl summer and the other girl was feeling mr steal ya girl more and left him by himself . He should of left her alone but didn't and ask for her snap so I guess that kinda simping.
If the mr steal your girl dude tries to expose you publicly, hit him back with all the evidence of him cheating on his girl with multiple people. Dont even give him no warning
this guy needs exposing, not because he tried to get with the girl you were talking to, but if he out there cheating on his gf REGULARLY thats no one the internet needs
this video itself exposes him to those who know, and let's him know that swoozie can and will blow him up if he doesnt cool it. this is basically a callout video masquerading as a storytime video.
It's a shame that Swoozie is letting himself be bothered by this. What pisses me off is the $100 theft, tbh. This is a classic situation of crappy people telling on themselves. I wouldn't lift a finger, and I'd continue to be myself. Anyone who would seriously listen to the serial cheater's lies and believe them aren't worth knowing. Leave it alone, Swoozie. Let these people tell on themselves.
I'm still stuck on the fact that you know she stole a hundred bucks at somebody purse and you still talk to her???? Like that woulda been the end right there
That isn’t cool my dude. She isn’t worth it because she straight up dipped on you but I would call out mr. steal your girl and tell his girlfriend she deserves to know she’s being cheated on.
@@carsonisoffline5077 In which case, she can just say so. And Swoozie and the gf of Mr Steal Yo Girl laugh about it together, then he knows not to worry about it next time he sees Mr Steal Yo Girl out with another girl
@Joshypooo Nobody uses phrases like "beta blue pill men" except pathetic incels (they're anything but involuntary, in my experience). Also, guys will do that, I know cos when I was being cheated on by an ex, a mutual friend who was male did the decent thing and ratted the cheat out. I guess it's about if the person is a good guy or a "nice guy" or just a fuckboy.
@@mrbugs1718 It's the girl's business. I would like to know if my partner was cheating. I think most people would. Anyway, Mr. Steal-yo-girl made it everyone's business when he became an influencer AND cheated in public.
Hearing Swooz tell me he considers me a homie even tho he doesn’t know I exist really touched me. I’ve been going through so much this year already, but time and time again, Swooz is always like a warm light in a dark room for me. even though saying something in a video is rather Minuscule, it still means alot to me and i really appreciate it. Thanks Swooz.
@@Spartacus236 some say unicorns dont exist. I have an uncle who swears up and down he believes in bigfoot after seeing footprints by a overpass in the mountains so
I haven’t been on your page for damn near a year and I’m so happy you kept the same thing with the cartoons and your energy that shits rare thank youu I can’t wait to binge your videos again
She’s probably one of those girls that uses influencers. Don’t let your humbleness and generosity get you burned dude. Life gets better and on to the next one.
He isn’t wrong though. You give people on the internet a single small detail, they will turn into the Scooby Doo gang and find out who it is faster than the speed of light
Perhaps you should ask yourself this: Why is it that Swoozie keeps ending up in these situations? Yes he's an excellent storyteller, so these adventures keep us entertained and that may be why he keeps following these women down these rabbit holes. But you know the saying, "If you smell stink everywhere you go, maybe the problem is you?" Yeah.
He seems to be at odds between his religious values and women he likes who are clearly not into those values. He might need to go to church more to find what he's truly looking for (lol! Just like black women say to go to church to find a good man. Isn't there a Tyler Perry movie or twenty about that plotline?), especially if he is abstinent and, if I'm understanding this video correctly, doesn't believe in even moving in together first before marriage. That's going to be a dealbreaker for nearly all American women unless they too are very religious. I want to test drive my car (living together) before I commit to the purchase (marriage) and personally will never date a man who disagrees with this (though I'm not sure I even want marriage as living together without all the legal ties is perfectly fine with me as well. I don't need to be married to my partner to be happy with them).
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Yeah the kind of vibe I get from him is he goes for those incredibly attractive girls and the type of personality he gives off would be.. "flamboyant" which would be enticing to these girls until they learn of his abstinence values. Nothing against him its just a struggle between his morals and the type of girls he goes for, and it could be jarring for a lot of these girls finding out what his morals are
@@jurnee5158 I think he’s saying he just loves him so much that a long video like this isn’t enough and he wants more of him . Don’t think it’s that bad
Wait.. This was 18 mins, it went by so fast it felt like 5. Not tryna be greedy or anything like that but I would love to have more of these 15min stories.
I think the video was the right step if I was in your shoes Because now you can explain everything to MILLIONS of people and Summer might stumble over this
You have the most entertaining stories lmao, i understand your frustration, but what I would do is honestly ignore both of them, just not worth your time & they seem so immature....unless you hear someone say something not true directly to your face or live, then don't stoop to their level and play in that unnecessary drama of "he said, she said"
Honestly, what I'd do? Let Mr. Steal yo girl's Girl know she getting her heart broke on the daily. If anything, he gonna come out the shadows and reveal his hand once you right his wrongs. No one deserves a cheater. She deserves to know the truth.
What we all got wrong as males is we try too hard. Truth is, if you like a girl - just talk to her like with a friend, without trying to seduce her. Being just friendly will make girls fall in love with you.
No wonder he didn’t upload for 3 months,
He was cooking us up a delicious 17 minute video
Ong
Congrats on pin LOVE YOU SWOOZIE
Dinner is served (like B2K)
Good, I was hungry
Yep!
“Simpin ain’t pimpin”
Dats deep
Yes hi
Not tryna simp but I love your channel ❤️
This is gonna get hella likes just cause he’s got a check
@@lewismoney3420 yup
You bet
Personally, if someone cuts you out because someone else told them something bad and they don’t ask YOU about it, they are not worth keeping.
Preach!!
Yeah, my advice is along the same lines of you do you. As long as you KNOW* you did nothing wrong and your conscience is clear, ignore the BS people say.
*But make sure to carefully and objectively analyze your behavior, because it's very easy to be too easy on yourself. To be fair, you can also be too hard. If you aren't sure, leave nothing out and ask impartial third parties in your life.
Amen
Yes
Fax
"She asked me about my ex. I don't ask her about her ex because I don't care about that dude."
Cold as ice.
Read through comments and happened to read this as he said it
@@emshem2012 same
I think that's actually pretty cool. I'd love to able to completely not think about they fact that there was an ex
I made this 666 likes
In hindsight maybe he should so he would've known this was coming. Telling someone they're "insecure" about someone is usually how a lot would get away with their bad history. If it's just a hookup then no need but if it's a serious relationship then full disclosure is necessary.
And when the world needed him most, he returned
Facts
Bro this is so cool because I literally posted on his latest vid (beside this one) telling him to post and here it is XD
Yes!!!! That part!!! Probably the main thing I watch on TH-cam is Swoozie. I got that notification and was the heavens are open once again.
Right after this I saw a comment posted 1 minute before this one that was exactly the same word for word.
*KINDA SUS*
How did we need him most right now?
all jokes aside, why does this dude have the most warming energy ever? like if you were to have a teacher, you’d want him to be the same as swoozie.
My uncle acts like him but he’s a dean but he might be a teacher super funny
For real. Audible needs to pay this guy to read books and sell the recordings.
The real OGs will remember the famous quote “I ain’t nobody’s plan b you either choose me or lose me” -sWooZie
Been with him since cheating in highschool 😭
Yes
Yooooo i miss the old video styles
Same bro
JEEEEEEZZ miss those style videos
I swear, swoozie been in his 20's for the last 20 years
Swoozie: I haven’t given you a ratchet girl story in a minute
Me: You haven’t given us a video in a minute
Yes
That's True- 😂😂
Lol
It’s been a cold hour tbh
XD
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how Swoozie's been out here on TH-cam since forever, yet doesn't look like he's aging at all?!
that’s that exfoliant and moisturiser
Praise God! Trynna be like dat Lord's willing.
He’s a vampire
black dont crack 😬
@@AugumentReality I think so too! He needs to do a skincare routine video if he hasn't already! XD
sWooZie said it himself, "Live your life in such a way, that if anyone were to run around talkin bad about you, don't nobody believe them."
@Captain Ren classic verses. Love em. Do you have time to take a look at 1 Cor 11:17-29 and Jn 6 discourse? Idk if you’re protestant or what denomination I just thought that scripture was wild.
Why does my homie swooz never get that happy ending?
IKR smh
These stories are always so crazy! And for the person who might be spreading rumors about you.. i'd personally try to ignore it and not give them the time of day. Even though that's hard to do! The people who know you can easily see through those kinds of lies. Sorry that happened though!
subbed
sus
Don't let the rent space in your mind for free.
I remember watching u like 6 years ago
Yeah , what rumours , pls explain.
“don’t chase it either ends in a car crash or you get pulled over and your face in concrete, simpin ain’t pimpin. Mutual interest, mutual investment” wisest words of 2021
yes! This is the best way I've heard simp used in sooooooOoOoooooooOoO long.
The only way I've ever heard someone use simp while not being an ass.
tbh cant wait for one of these stories to end up with him finding the right one and actually having a happy relationship
dont know how this king hasnt found one for him already
Well, he keeps trying to date models and influencers...
Tbh he doesn’t have good taste. A lot of these girls end up being suspicious 🤨
Swoozie has talent but he seems to zone out when emotions get the best of him. He’s so tunnel visioned once he falls for a girl 🤷🏽♀️ Red flags I guess
I met swoozie on that dance floor, I called him adande, he was impressed😎
oh my god
Why
God, Swoozie is such a nice person. He needs better people in his life than the punk ass Summers and Steal yo girl
Swoozie's slang is the best kind of slang EVER. And you can't convince me otherwise.
like ”klerb” how iconic?
Uk SLA
Slang
“ rizzy roll”
Yeah
It's crazy how I can listen to Swoozie that long, but can't even pay attention in class for 2 mins
Yup
So ture
I know right
I do same thing
Can or can’t
Ive been watching this guy for 5 years now his story’s are amazing much love from Kansas city
5 years is a good amount of time! I really appreciate u! I need to hit up Kansas one of these days
@@swoozie yes plz do
"I don't ask about her ex because I don't care about that dude" King shit 👑
Facts 😤
Batman
I mean it’s facts honestly 😂 I don’t care who is in a girls past because I’m gonna be her future
Everybody askin “Where is Swoozie,” but not, “How is Swoozie?”
How are you Swoozie?
I always ask “ how can i be hot as swoozie ?”
He said that dumb shit
@ Rogan Mathias omg lol 🤣
I’ll do you one better, why is Swoozie?
You're a real one !
"I don't ask her bout her ex cause I don't care bout that dude"
The unbothered is thick here🤣😂😂
I’m literally here laughing out loud as I scroll through these. Good one man.
@@swoozie thank you Senór sWooZie
@@senoratreyu603 is your pfp from dragon prince or dragon egg with the King dad that dies that has an adopted son
Facts like ain’t nobody care bout ur ex
@@shamarstewart4964 yessir
Straight up I just block them both and move on with my life. It ain't ever going to be worth the pettiness and the bullshit and the drama. Protect your peace first and foremost before anybody else's. Love you bro keep being amazing
Says the person with a life to waste
I love ghosting swoozie for a long ass time. When I come back I got a straight week of pure content. No filler not bullshit, pure content. Love you swoozie
I ghosted for several years, I'm on a whole binge!
@Gcap exposed
Best way to watch swoozie
Like Minecraft
@@jorgesosa9349 yes
I’m just over here waiting for the day that swoozie finally meets the girl he deserves.
Why do all the girls he meets suck.
@@luiking.1137 cuz he Ballin gold diggers like ballers
@@luiking.1137 because he lives in California
I’m thinking it’ll b me
Idk if that’s gunna happen :/
One of these days he's gonna end one if these stories with "we're getting married 💍" 🤧
This is my favorite comment lolz I do hope swoozie finds the right person someday though.
Yeah he needs someone don’t know what age he is tho?
@@ConyBhoy he 30
Swear
@@ConyBhoy Too-old-for-this-sht. That's his age.
People will always talk and hate on you for no reason! It happens all the time even when you don’t do anything to them just for that person to look good! All good tho Swoozie you don’t need those losers one day karma will come back to them!
Tell me about it…
so sWooZie finally remembered his TH-cam password i see
😂😂
So passive aggressive 😂
Batman doesn't forget his passwords.
Swoozie is living his best life. He's been doing this youtube crap for about 15 years. It's crazy that he haven't retired yet.
@@SilkyLew he’s in his mid 30s so he’s not that old. And he tells his stories that happened in life, and come to think of it I haven’t watched planet Dolan in a while.
“If u have made it this far into the video, I consider u as my homie”
Me who has been lying in my bed doing nothing: that’s pretty cool
Right
I love this he does the most juiceses vidoes
@sWooZie thanks for the ❤️ my man
Love ur content x
Same
Sheesh my repspect for open refrigerators after this comment 📈📈
"Ya'll better not tell nobody"
*proceeds to tell 3 mil+ people*
3 mil or 7mil
@@rachelalicanteking1064 that’s why he put 3m+
Lmao
And he got beaton up in a game
Was gonna like it but then I saw it at 666 on easter sunday so I can't miss this golden opportunity to freak someone out lol tatakae... tatakae...
This story was an emotional rollercoaster
Some advice. Cut contacts with “mr steal your girl” and make it clear next time you were to have an interaction with him that y’all are not cool in the slightest. Don’t be petty or bitter, but next time he says something to you tell him “why are you talking to me, I dont rock with you” or something along those lines. You need to make yourself seen as someone with minimum requirements to be around. You can’t let everyone come to you with some energy that you obviously don’t have for them, I just noticed it seemed like he punked you in this situation
I would expose him to his wife
Same. Don't hang out with your bullies to avoid being punched. I'd rather be punched and kicked a thousand times than to suck up to them for a false sense of "peace" for even a second.
Pretty sure he’s trying to avoid TH-cam drama, so nah he’s doing it right, if he really don’t care then yeah tell him off
Preach! This is perfect!
The fact swoozie didnt go full snitch 9 on mr steal your girl about cheating is insane to me put that man on blast
Nah bro that's hella weird and makes u look jealous also her not caring and u bringing it up just looks bad
I completely agree bro, it's not even about being mad regardless of this scenario mr StealYoGirl out here making his girlfriend look like a fool and being a C unt? Nah man, dais grounds for exposure
@@TheJman579 fasho he should def tell the gf atleast
@@TheJman579 My thoughts exactly. Not to mention this dude spreading lies about Swoozie on top of all that
Nah, this dude will eventually be found out.
Mr. Steal Yo Girl is the WORST kind of person. Anybody who willingly makes contact with him is more than likely also wack
ESPECIALLY knowing he has a girlfriend in this day and age when everyone’s business is public.
He has to be talkin bout Austin Mcbroom
@@maribelgonzalez2832 I thought the same too!!
True
Rewatching all of swoozies therapy session ted talks
In that position I’d simply try to seem un phased. In all honesty it would hurt me and make me feel some type of way but I wouldn’t want them too feel an upper hand on me
I would just keep doing the things I always do and go on about my life. If they stop in great, if not, like you said, toodles
Is it me or has it been a century since this man is uploaded😂
It felt like a millennium
three months definitely feels like a century 😭
@@myellatorres2110 lol yes
More like 5 ahahha
felt like a whole time skip
Honestly the fact that Summer was beating you at the arcade lowkey was a sign that she be playing games smh 😂😤
2 Years And no comments Hol up lemme fix this
@@christosferizis-synodinos8851 lol thank you for bringing me back to this video
Don't let "Mr. Steal your girl" keep stepping in every time you have someone around if you are invested in them, he is toxic and he brings that into your world. It's dangerous.
a man of intelligence. you have earned my respect
There's a few ways you can about this without it having it blow up in your face and making yourself look worse
I love how he is talking about having a bad girl on his hands and he wants to know what a bad girl does, and it cuts to an ad for the Bad Guys movie. A+ ad placement
Ngl, swoozie teaches us more about life than school lmaoooo😂 legend honestly
PREACH
Tbh he should of been seen through her when hot girl summer and the other girl was feeling mr steal ya girl more and left him by himself . He should of left her alone but didn't and ask for her snap so I guess that kinda simping.
Straight up facts
The most fax
Bruh swoozie literally said "the simplest answer is usually the right answer" home boy came up with Occam's razor and he ain't even know it 😂😂
If the mr steal your girl dude tries to expose you publicly, hit him back with all the evidence of him cheating on his girl with multiple people. Dont even give him no warning
deadass
Thing is tho...his girlfriend might already know he’s a cheater. But exposing him would hurt his public rep so 🤷🏾♀️. I agree
absolutely
nah dont snitch
Nah cause swoozie isn’t one for drama but if he tempted he definitely might swoozie isn’t afraid to throw down
this guy needs exposing, not because he tried to get with the girl you were talking to, but if he out there cheating on his gf REGULARLY thats no one the internet needs
Which guy? The Collins key guy? Or Swoozie?
this video itself exposes him to those who know, and let's him know that swoozie can and will blow him up if he doesnt cool it. this is basically a callout video masquerading as a storytime video.
@@malum9478 damn bro swoozie like erwin
Who's says he's cheating. We don't know what kind of relationship he and his girlfriend have lol
@@15manno he literally said he goes around cheating lmao
your videos are so good honestly
It's a shame that Swoozie is letting himself be bothered by this. What pisses me off is the $100 theft, tbh. This is a classic situation of crappy people telling on themselves. I wouldn't lift a finger, and I'd continue to be myself. Anyone who would seriously listen to the serial cheater's lies and believe them aren't worth knowing. Leave it alone, Swoozie. Let these people tell on themselves.
Im wondering if MrSYG was in his room with summer and was stealin cash as well as girls
@@MrKahrum she's clearly gold digger. Like just everything is a red flag
I'm still stuck on the fact that you know she stole a hundred bucks at somebody purse and you still talk to her???? Like that woulda been the end right there
no cap
nah but fr!
Fr tho
Had to be super bad lol
Couldn't be 100% sure, benefit of the doubt
Imagine having a as interesting life as swoozie.
haha maybe one day :)
Too much drama, I'm good
@@steveschreiner8583 uwu salty
@@s8nis that’s not being salty
Wonder how much is true
Summer-Let's just go to the Clurbb!!
Swoozie-The Clurbb????!!!😂😂😂
You know your Early When People Start Blessing Your Whole Family
Fr
rtt
Fr lmao 😂
💀✋
Lmfao
That isn’t cool my dude. She isn’t worth it because she straight up dipped on you but I would call out mr. steal your girl and tell his girlfriend she deserves to know she’s being cheated on.
i guess, but it might not be cheating.
they might have an open relationship or extended boundaries
@@carsonisoffline5077 In which case, she can just say so. And Swoozie and the gf of Mr Steal Yo Girl laugh about it together, then he knows not to worry about it next time he sees Mr Steal Yo Girl out with another girl
@Joshypooo Nobody uses phrases like "beta blue pill men" except pathetic incels (they're anything but involuntary, in my experience). Also, guys will do that, I know cos when I was being cheated on by an ex, a mutual friend who was male did the decent thing and ratted the cheat out. I guess it's about if the person is a good guy or a "nice guy" or just a fuckboy.
Su rw pathic fmle cels
@@thisaccountisdeletedasry4974 in English?
You really should contact Mr. Steal-yo-girl's girlfriend. She deserves to know.
It’s nun of his business, it’s not his relationship, unless he’s related to his girlfriend then he can’t say shut
@MrBugs But it’s still wrong that he knows he is cheating and she doesn’t know.
@@mrbugs1718 It's the girl's business. I would like to know if my partner was cheating. I think most people would. Anyway, Mr. Steal-yo-girl made it everyone's business when he became an influencer AND cheated in public.
@@mrbugs1718 this is what a cheater would say
If that guy is publicly cheating like that she already knows. They’re prob together for clout or they have an open relationship
Swoozie got the best story ong 💯
I just listened to a grown man talk about a random story with a girl that he met for almost 20 minutes
It was life changing
Honestly I learnt alot of stuff from this guy lol
sWooZie is probably aware of the effect he has on people
Omg truth on the playlist live +1 thing
Here before undeserved likes
Will u help me wash cars next year??
@@swoozie shiii I’m a auto detailer I’d help y’all wash cars ANYDAY @R.a.c.services_ (if you ever see this😭)
@@swoozie 😂
@SPC Mitchell huh?
There's more action on this channel than the Fast and Furious franchise
Doesn’t matter if u win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning.
@@swoozie First time i see one of your comments under 5 likes
@@swoozie ♥️💯👌
I love your style Swoozie, you have a great fashion sense
Helps when you can drop 5k on a jacket
My advice is: if she didn’t even want to hear your take on whatever he said, she’s not the type of person you want in your life
Hearing Swooz tell me he considers me a homie even tho he doesn’t know I exist really touched me. I’ve been going through so much this year already, but time and time again, Swooz is always like a warm light in a dark room for me. even though saying something in a video is rather Minuscule, it still means alot to me and i really appreciate it. Thanks Swooz.
Aye bro cool and all but remember “simpin ain’t pimpin”
I agree, it's wholesome.
I refuse to believe such a likeable guy like Swoozie still aint find a loyal girl 😂😂😂
Some guys only ever have the luck to attract the wrong kinda girls
That's cuz swoozie attracted to bad girls instead of finding himself a nice down to earth chick.
xd
@@TheFalseShepphard true hahahah
@@Spartacus236 some say unicorns dont exist. I have an uncle who swears up and down he believes in bigfoot after seeing footprints by a overpass in the mountains so
“live your life in a way, that if anybody go around talking bad about you, don’t nobody believe em” swoozie
I haven’t been on your page for damn near a year and I’m so happy you kept the same thing with the cartoons and your energy that shits rare thank youu I can’t wait to binge your videos again
Whole same I was so happy
Swozie Advertises a cool product without being sponsored or having an affiliate link
That's a true G right there
Well we’re all friends and that’s what I do w/ friends. When I find a song I like or a product I like I share it w/ friends with the quickness
She’s probably one of those girls that uses influencers. Don’t let your humbleness and generosity get you burned dude. Life gets better and on to the next one.
his movements to present how the story is going is just 👌
She definitely wasn’t the one either way. She left you and didn’t check if you got into the club that was automatically a red flag
Swoozie once said: "Live your life in a way that if someone lies about you, they know they lying right off the bat." Truly words of wisdom
He isn’t wrong though. You give people on the internet a single small detail, they will turn into the Scooby Doo gang and find out who it is faster than the speed of light
I live in Orlando and it’s so eery when you talk about Kissimmee and ocseloa
LMFAOOO
“Found out she takes all her dates to arcades”
It was a SETUP
I never seen a man that deserves a good girl so much but accidentally out here having all types of wild ass experiences with the worst females for him
"accidentally" lol
Perhaps you should ask yourself this: Why is it that Swoozie keeps ending up in these situations? Yes he's an excellent storyteller, so these adventures keep us entertained and that may be why he keeps following these women down these rabbit holes. But you know the saying, "If you smell stink everywhere you go, maybe the problem is you?" Yeah.
He seems to be at odds between his religious values and women he likes who are clearly not into those values. He might need to go to church more to find what he's truly looking for (lol! Just like black women say to go to church to find a good man. Isn't there a Tyler Perry movie or twenty about that plotline?), especially if he is abstinent and, if I'm understanding this video correctly, doesn't believe in even moving in together first before marriage. That's going to be a dealbreaker for nearly all American women unless they too are very religious. I want to test drive my car (living together) before I commit to the purchase (marriage) and personally will never date a man who disagrees with this (though I'm not sure I even want marriage as living together without all the legal ties is perfectly fine with me as well. I don't need to be married to my partner to be happy with them).
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@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Yeah the kind of vibe I get from him is he goes for those incredibly attractive girls and the type of personality he gives off would be.. "flamboyant" which would be enticing to these girls until they learn of his abstinence values. Nothing against him its just a struggle between his morals and the type of girls he goes for, and it could be jarring for a lot of these girls finding out what his morals are
17 minute video and still not enough
Be grateful
Little did you know it’s 17 minutes and 42 seconds
@@jurnee5158 I think he’s saying he just loves him so much that a long video like this isn’t enough and he wants more of him . Don’t think it’s that bad
no video will ever be long enough by swoozie
Sounds like summer is a really really cool person no cap
" I just wanna talk to that ONE.GRAIN.OF.SAND. right there "
Did sWooZie just call me his homie? I think I’m gonna cry 🥲
Stay cool bro.. 😢stay cool
Batman is your homie too.
@@BatCostumeGuy Oh my god... really?? I never felt this special in my life 🥲
"catch flights not feelings" one of my favorite swoozie quotes
If they believe the lies without coming to you about them first, are they your friends?
Food for thought
Swoozie: "So its a girl-"
us: *TARGET CONFIRMED*
“Us”? U can’t do shit
Do people think ? It was obviously a joke.
*target spotted*
18 minute video!? He’s just spoiling us at this point
Been 26 years since he uploaded tf u mean spoiling😂
Trueeee
He might have another 1 coming soon.
Wait.. This was 18 mins, it went by so fast it felt like 5. Not tryna be greedy or anything like that but I would love to have more of these 15min stories.
A whole episode of sWooZie Knows Best
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@NAV Unreleased XO why?
It has 666 likes
Its cursed comment time
SWOOZIE BE WALKING THE SAME STREETS I BE WALKING WHATTTTTT
Swoozie: Simpin ain’t pimpin
Also Swoozie: Girl why ain’t you married to ME yet?!
Also takes her shopping lol poor guy, when will good guys learn, most women want u too fuck and feed um.
swoozie gave pubescent me an understanding of how men should and shouldn't act around me, and I'm really thankful for that :)
swoozie gave pubescent me an understanding of how i should act around girls, and i'm really thankful for that
swoozie gave pubescent me an understanding of how i shouldn't act around girls, and i'm really thankful for that
Best part of my day is being called Swoozie’s homie.
I think the video was the right step if I was in your shoes
Because now you can explain everything to MILLIONS of people and Summer might stumble over this
swoooz has so much dirt on everyone and doesn't even say it most of the time respect
You have the most entertaining stories lmao, i understand your frustration, but what I would do is honestly ignore both of them, just not worth your time & they seem so immature....unless you hear someone say something not true directly to your face or live, then don't stoop to their level and play in that unnecessary drama of "he said, she said"
big facts
Such tomfoolery!
girl: *interested in swoozie*
Swooz: *doesn't makes the move*
girl: *does not show interest in swoozie*
Swooz: *makes the move*
It do be like that tho at times
the swoozie keeps on trekkin
Honestly, what I'd do? Let Mr. Steal yo girl's Girl know she getting her heart broke on the daily. If anything, he gonna come out the shadows and reveal his hand once you right his wrongs. No one deserves a cheater. She deserves to know the truth.
So you want him to snitch
@@Rastaxz yes.
@@Rastaxz wouldn't you wanna know if your were sloppy seconds ? 😂😂😂What kind of comment response is that ? Smfh
@@malory1444 PERIOD well said
Yup get photo evidence and everything so if he try’s to tarnish your name publicly afterwards you got the evidence to shoot right back with.
He’s back when we needed him most
Lmao so true
What we all got wrong as males is we try too hard.
Truth is, if you like a girl - just talk to her like with a friend, without trying to seduce her.
Being just friendly will make girls fall in love with you.
to quote a legend “she’s not ur girl it was just ur turn” -Future or smt... back to the streets she returns
Didn’t future cheat on most of his girlfriends including Ciara-
@@sanaigaines6765 woah woah woah not cheat... ✨Entanglement ✨
@@DJKINGGomez BAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA🤣🤣
“We. Are. Homies” The line that makes me breath...
Breathing is *tight*
@@themandalorian9511 super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I read this like we are farmers 😂
HGS: "Let's go to the cleeeeerrrrrb "
Swoozie: "Da clerb??"
😐😐😐😐😐(read more)
I mean 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂
HGS: "Yes, ha, da CLEEEEERRRRB."
Simpin aint pimpin 🤣🤣 facts lmao
Swoozie: I'm out here in these streets trying to present wholesomeness.
Also Swoozie in the beginning: **twerks**
I knew the moment the guy was mentioned twice it wasn’t about Summer anymore - this video is solely about Mr. steal your girl.
Anyone else been here since the cheating in high school series? 11 years going strong
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Yup
so glad i found this channel
Kendrick Lamar once said. “Don’t tell a lie on me. I won’t tell the truth bout you”. Idk what it means but you know it’s there.
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I think it means, "Don't put dirt on my name, and I won't expose you to everyone"
I think it means that if you spread rumours about him he will expose you
The heart part 4 is such heat 🔥🔥
@@refrigeratorrex4184 yes