Bill Burr - Why Are People Still Getting Married?
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- #BillBurr on watching his friends get married, not being compatible with women, and how much he despises brunch.
Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2004.
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Plot twist.. He got married.
He waited a long time though. Shit a kid in his late 40's too.
hypocrite
@unknown anon Why?
@@Scarcrow84 unknown anon is the idiot. Ol freckles is happy as hell and now he has a daughter. People need to learn to take his jokes as jokes and not statements.
@@AugustoXRock So true. People like unknown anon is a hinder in the human evolution. May he/her/it go find his safespace and cry like a bitch
Ol' billy the red faced kid is one of the funniest comedians alive today.
feynman is great
Nope
Who the fuck is that guy to say "nope"?fucking joke haha
His description of married guys describing married life is SO spot on!!!
Bill Burr has this familiarity in is character of this certain timeless humour. A real old school comic presence, maybe even older than comedy clubs like around the campfire old school. You can call it soul, spirit, genes whatever but Bill Burr is like the embodiment of that real old school boston comic style personified. All too rare now
TheSuperDude17 what’s a great comment
Genes??? Wtf
Bill burr is the man. When ever i watch one of his sets i know I'll be entertained.
00:32 "I will get married the day I see a married guy who actually looks happy".. So that answers all the comments about why he got married.
That sky diving analogy was so good lmao 🤣
Bill's divorce is gonna make for great comedy.
he is getting a divorce ?
@@daniglover3871 not yet.
OMG, YES. The more money she'll take, the greater the comedy will be. Strip him, girl! Do it for us (too)!!!
You guys have been saying this for 6 years now
They have been dating for yearssss. Unlikely they will get a divorce.
Every married dude I know tells me the same thing: "Never get married."
Most married dudes I've met have said the same thing, occasionally there is one that will say it was the best thing they ever did... Probably because they know they're the bigger PITA in the relationship.
But only one on one. ;-)
Marriage is great :-) you have that person you trust and can rely on no matter what.
@@brinag8604 you a dude?
@@DentistCarter why does that matter?
man he always looks so chill and legit
gotta love this dude's work
freaking hilarious
1:27 "They see one open day and what to fill it up with stuff"
That's literally everyone in my life. I don't tell anyone when I have a day off work. People seem to think that I specifically take time off work to babysit for them or hang out. Forget about "me time" or anything that's going on in my life 🙄
You can tell the pesto/asparagus conversation is a conversation that actually happened.
... and he still got married. xD
He 'd laugh his ass off about this self-ironie xD
he mentioned it and was "dude im tired of being THAT guy who isnt married...
(funny white guy voice)
....yeah im going out with my girlfriend, were gunna get some pop when im like fucking 46
😂😂😂😂😂
All men should pray for Bill Burr cause he talks for the men.
He's all we got now that Patrice has left us😭
"Forget it I'm not going" vs. "Fuck it I'm not going".
"Let's go fill it up with some stuff" vs. "Let's go fill it up with shit"
Small difference, big effect.
I like the "omg let's fucking fill it up with shit" one
The clean version is funny, but the explicit version of this comedy bit is way more funny 😂😂
where will i get that one.
Name it this set???
bill's wife be like: Challenge accepted
didnt follow his own advice either
When his wife takes him to the cleaners, it'll be his most expensive joke. Don't cohabitate with or marry them. Stay MGTOW.
@@snek4574 religious ceremony only no contract signings
@@EmeraldBayMovies Triggered much fucking asshole?
@@alexportugal1212 No, I just think it's embarrassing to see people take it seriously.
@unknown anon True. I guess I just don't really care how they try to spin my words in an argument. Any normal person can look at the community as a whole and realize that it's nothing more than a derivative of the incel community who thinks they're better than the incel community.
Yet bill did not listen to his own advice , he’s fallen victim to the wife and kids trap.
Gary Martin whelp, we'll see how long his marriage lasts.
Gary Martin that's not his wife it's just his turn lol
The dude is like 50, it's about time he settled down
theres no contract. Financially speaking if Nia divorces him, he wont lose a dime
He actually said pretty early in his career that his biggest fear would be being that grumpy old guy living completely alone... Gotta weigh that against having a wife lol
I love bill's impersonation of women😂👌
When he mocks women he sounds like Pearl from SpongeBob SquarePants ROFL
Seriously though ,
I'm 54 , the reason I never married (or had kids) , is because you can truly say to someone "I love you."
But , and it's a big but. (Ha ha I just said Big Butt)
Anyway , no one can truly say "I will love you years from now , regardless of the person you become.'
rawdog42
nice to see a 54 year old laughing at butt jokes
rawdog42 i agree with you rawdog
@canthemum Wow... that was really gay.
@canthemum yeah you had luck that she didnt took everything away but dont go telling other people how they should live if he didnt get married that doesn't mean he didn't travel or had a boring life.
2:45 “Oh it’s asparagus. It’s asparagus”. 😂😂😂😂
Just wanna flip the whole table over 😆
Brunch isn't so bad when it's followed by a day drinking binge. Good times.
Bill Burr is a living legend! 🍻
IS THAT PESTO? I'm dead
You’re dead huh
@@DaPoopIsInDaPudding shut the fuck up
@Keynesian Economics ?
G-rated Bill Burr is so weird compared to regular Bill Burr.
Man this man is so angry with life😂
He’s not angry. He has a good point.
As soon as I saw how dead the crowd was, I guessed "this must be in Montreal". Looked at the description and, of course, it's Montreal.
I'm glad I married my ex wife. We had good times and she made almost the same money as me so no alimony, we kept the assets we accumulated in separate accounts. No kids either so that made it easier to split. No way I'd marry someone making alot less than me, id get hosed in court if it didn't work out.
Omg this was literally my day today. Been getting 4 hours of sleep all week and as soon as I get some free time to nap.
",Let's go on a walk!"
-We just went on a walk and got icecream.
"well I want to go out again,then go to the movies"
-I'm very tired I'd like to nap,then we can go to the movies-
"*tells me will find someone else to take them places,storms out*"
Now if I passed out while driving to this flipping movie due to providing for this wench and hit a tree ,I wonder if she'd give me 20 minutes of rest then Jeeeeesus christ!
Condolences man.
Well you could leave her, pretty sure you'd get 20 years of rest
Youre an idiot if you stay with her
It's been 3 years. I wonder if he ever got his rest...
great to see burr alongside absolute comedy legends in this first set of uploads!
so spot on
He is speaking the truth.
"Walking around and looking at stuff."
Much much love for you bill.
I miss pre-married Bill. Comedians are better when they don't need their spouse's permission to tell a joke.
Stephen H He doesn't do that? That's his thing.
Married people are boring people.
Watching him do the same bit on 2 different stages with 2 different crowds with a slightly changed script to not swear on one of them is like seeing 2 different dimensions
It all depends who you marry. Find a woman with a good heart who is reasonable and not over the top dramatic and I say you have a good chance. It's like trying to find a good home in a good neighborhood at the right price...not easy lol. I also suggest living together first.
I loved this guy in breaking bad
You mean Cypher from the matrix
No breaking bad
This is the greatest Bill Burr piece I know
I think marriage (like religion or traditions) is still a bigger thing in America as it is in Europe. It seems many Americans don't question the concept of marriage.
Yeah I really wonder why people are still getting married. I really wonder.
Most people can't be single more than a year after the heartbreak period is over.
His annoying wife impression is a spot on depiction of my Mother.
It's asparagus! IT'S ASPARAGUSSSSS!
I hate when I play Bill Burr for people and they really take to heart his rants. Like he's joking but not really haha
That was amazing.
its funny watching him change up his jokes to not curse 😂😂
He ended up getting in line to loose half his shit people! 😂
Honestly Bill Burr and Chris Rock's material inspires me to be single for the rest of my life or at least be in a relationship forever without getting married like Ricky Gervais with his girlfriend
He's married now
Bojo David Yeah thanks
The pesto bid gets me everytime
Yet he got married 🤣
There is a clip up with him doing the same bit and its much funnier!
Simon I was just thinking this lol
It's so much funnier when he swears in it.
2:25 lost my shit lol
Kills me everytime lol
In this routine, $18 brunch eggs in 2004 turned into $52 about 10 years later. That’s a 11% inflation rate, which isn’t that far off from reality (as compared to ridiculous, lying CPI measure).
This bit is so much better when he swears
Nailed it!
I don't like it when people say don't take his jokes seriously; I much prefer to say say take his jokes with a grain (or box) of salt.
He's often got a lot of truth in his jokes, even the harsh ones, it's just put through the Burr lens, is all.
Hey, that mitch hedberg link is not working!
When Bill still had balls 😂
Ol’ Billy Freckles
Statistics are way higher, if you add the unmarried couples and girlfriends living in with kids .. way higher!
Lol brunch is until like 3 pm.
Bill Burr: Why Are People Still Getting Married?
also Bill Burr: Gets married
Yeah Bill, good advice
It's almost odd to watch/hear this in his censored version. I'm so used to the other.
...when Bill Burr was the founding member of the “Bill Burr Group”.
I'd be gay if my bf would treat me exactly how Bill treats life
That is a such a profound statement.
Still funny 2019
quotes divorce stats are based on silicon valley. Outside of that cesspool marriage stats are actually positive.
Because attorneys need the work.
I dont plan on getting married so I'm safe (:
Haha love this guy ol' billy ginger taint
I had to visit my aunts house with my other aunts and im the only guy there sitting there talking about what dress looks cute on who
That was the slowest 3hrs of my life!!!
I'd have to say, Mitch Hedberg loses to my vacuum cleaner in terms of comedy relief.
People who get married and have kids make the stupidest mistake of their lives. But most reside themselves to a fate that makes medieval torture seem like a luxury
He looks like a 5th grader going the school dance
"This dance fucking sucks"
- Bill Burr
This aged like a fine wine, I guess?
Am I the only woman who doesn't believe in marriage? Who doesn't want to be referred to or known as someone's wife?
Trueee
How the hell did he not swear haha focused
We all make mistakes
Why do I find him so attractive?
Because he's a man who's not afraid to roast women when it needs to happen. He speaks truth to the situation.
Not me. On my days off I prefer to do nothing
*I still prefer him swearing. It's part of his mojo.*
Marriage is for Mamma's boys.
Why Bill Burr isn’t cursing?
Never take advice from someone giving it... Never mind, just ignore that...
This coming from a married man😔
Way too short!
How hard was it for him not say fuck
Last time it was $42 for eggs.
I have 2 married "friends", they spend their time on/in separate floors/rooms. NO SEX.
Yet the main thing a man needs from a woman is sex or meals. What he's spinning is what Paul spun in the New Testament, the harlot that followed Christ had been married 4x. It's nothing new, "Because you have done this, I will put enmity between you and the woman", Genesis 3:14
was he doing the same fuckin material for 20 years ? I remember watching this shit from like 90's
I was happy when I got divorced
Bill Maher still going strong, though
Omg you guys seriously.