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  • Bill is also pretty sure that Trump isn't really gonna build a wall, no matter what he says.
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  • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11912

    "Inside every cynical person, there is a dissapointed idealist."
    -George Carlin

    • @lifeisgood420365
      @lifeisgood420365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      That actually hit me on a personal level... Thanks lol

    • @Mr7Crash
      @Mr7Crash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      It's exactly who Bill is if you listen carefully to him. It looks like a lot of vocal hyped up fans miss how ironic his jokes are. Even when he explains that he doesn't fully believe what he says as a joke. I think you get to understand him more when he is speaking on casual videos that are not televised. You get a glimpse at the brain of a guy who is just disappointed with how things are.

    • @sonofage
      @sonofage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And behind every Idealist is a realist slapping their head ...wait
      .the cynic...I see. Haha

    • @senoracheapee1864
      @senoracheapee1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slim Schady facts

    • @Jay-xh9dl
      @Jay-xh9dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Love Carlin, excellent quote. ^^

  • @projectx5154
    @projectx5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5220

    What I love about Conan is that even when he obviously disagrees with somebody he lets the guest speak and doesn't twist his words. Much respect for him, best show host ever

    • @BlankRami
      @BlankRami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Yeah he ain't an Egotistical bullshitter

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Luv him for it

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He twist the words all the time but just to be funny.

    • @jameyliddell3306
      @jameyliddell3306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just selling advertising like all of them.

    • @Brandon-tk2rw
      @Brandon-tk2rw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Thats called projection. You honestly can't tell what conan is thinking because in his position he is forced to 'publicly agree' with a certain ideology. As standup with a huge following, burr doesn't have the same economic shackles. As an independent thinker, he doesn't have share the same hive mentality as most of the dying mainstream media.

  • @tuckernevel
    @tuckernevel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    “i kicked him out of his house” one of bills most underrated jokes and he said it when everybody was clapping for something else he said.. legend

    • @M3Busssin
      @M3Busssin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes wow HAHHAH so very funny.

    • @morecharacterswithamix9067
      @morecharacterswithamix9067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, Obama wasn't running against Trump and even if Hilary would have won Obama had to leave the WH anyway. His two terms were up.

    • @marty2090
      @marty2090 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snoop made that joke first.

    • @jhenmoran2
      @jhenmoran2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not even true. Obama was term-limited. He was leaving no matter what.

    • @Guguie22
      @Guguie22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@morecharacterswithamix9067thanks for ruining the joke

  • @crimsonjet94
    @crimsonjet94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut Parties.........classic Bill

    • @huntergrant6520
      @huntergrant6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Even weirded. Not entirely wrong. She has thpse weird parties with that artist lady who paints with period blood. Not my thing, but she have whatever party she likes.

    • @timobrien2738
      @timobrien2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Bohemian Grove.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@timobrien2738 tell me more Tim

    • @michaeloftaoism
      @michaeloftaoism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@timobrien2738 yup

    • @eliance9648
      @eliance9648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      weaving spiders come not here

  • @hastytkd5768
    @hastytkd5768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6887

    Conan is juggling between a cool friend that talks real stuff and his career.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      He dresses like a yak and meets under a mountain ::D

    • @olafolaf4646
      @olafolaf4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      So true! A great man forced to paint a certain way.

    • @esSDeeThunder
      @esSDeeThunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

    • @esSDeeThunder
      @esSDeeThunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      He obviously likes Bill because he always has him on but he knows his bosses are of a certain ilk.

    • @jakelund2143
      @jakelund2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Conan is a full blown liberal.

  • @Zaba_the_Dogling
    @Zaba_the_Dogling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14707

    Humor is the most powerful way to deliver the truth

    • @austinnipper6460
      @austinnipper6460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thumbed up as well

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@austinnipper6460
      But some people also use it to spread false information

    • @extraordinarilybasic3250
      @extraordinarilybasic3250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@mandystop1077 SO don't be a dumb bitch and do your research.

    • @holyshades6462
      @holyshades6462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or to manipulate or avoid it.

    • @johnbelt5204
      @johnbelt5204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Actually it appears Bill Burr was incorrect. A great deal has changed and some would say for the better. Still, Bill Burr is funny.

  • @godwillodindo6826
    @godwillodindo6826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    " eyes wide shut parties " this guy knows serious stuff.

    • @mauriciokrebs2913
      @mauriciokrebs2913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      or maybe just maybe he is a comedian making a joke

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@mauriciokrebs2913 No, he was spot on.

    • @DR-sv8ke
      @DR-sv8ke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Misanthropolis prove it without referencing a TH-cam video.

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DR-sv8ke you must be a troll or a toddler...
      Prove what? Like The Freemasonry really exists? That the world is ruled by oligarchs, banking and money printing families who set up central banks around the world and perpetuate bank seigniorage? You brats are so naive these days.... Ps. The Bildeberg Group organizes its meetings with elite exponents from all over the world ... Although the press is not admitted, it is factual that these meetings take place and they not even hiding so much .. Because the worst meetings they do, we never heard about theese.. Anyway If you are looking for proof of this, move your lazy ass and look for them, why should another man, be wasting time instead you?! It is you who want to believe the (Media, Tv) fairy tales, so you should be the one, to bring proof that certain things are only conspiracies ...

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bluesoul7163 It is a good idea to give proof for a statement. You don't say you have a groundbreaking new idea in physics and then tell everyone else to fact check it. The responsibility to back up your statement is yours, not ours.

  • @hakimitus
    @hakimitus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    This has aged... interestingly.

  • @tylercraig9273
    @tylercraig9273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5799

    “I thought Hillary was gonna kill em”
    *Epstein enters chat*

    • @lightningbolt4419
      @lightningbolt4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      *Epstein left the chat*

    • @urmammy84
      @urmammy84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      -Epstein suddenly no longer on suicide watch- 😂

    • @aestheticaltwat
      @aestheticaltwat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Epstein -* Aight, I’m out. I’ll be at the crib.

    • @killerseddie8295
      @killerseddie8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO!

    • @edwardsferrazza9646
      @edwardsferrazza9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler Craig haha. After he killed himself

  • @Adidaas
    @Adidaas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    Bill Burr stating totally neutral comments. I'm sure people in the comments won't find anything to complain about this time!

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I didn't hear this much bitching since kindergarten... Some people are just delusional.

    • @Aer0xander
      @Aer0xander 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I'm offended by his neutralsm

    • @vigneshas7426
      @vigneshas7426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Adidaas You fell right into that one.

    • @ThisOldHat
      @ThisOldHat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      being silent in the face of oppression is not neutrality.

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-nl4cv
      @MonkeyDLuffy-nl4cv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like pick a side man, jesus. Smh

  • @treywilloughby3046
    @treywilloughby3046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    It’s so rare when a comic now just speaks truth and doesn’t pander to one side. Love bill.

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah standup comedians are the best. Even if they are biased, they’re not really agenda driven.

    • @matthewmoran1866
      @matthewmoran1866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like bill burr as much as the next guy but it seems pretty disingenuous to say he doesn't pander to one side.

    • @harold3165
      @harold3165 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it's not

    • @Hassan-zw9tb
      @Hassan-zw9tb ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matthewmoran1866 hes obviously liberal leaning and thats ok

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To say that nothing would change or be different under Trump was neither truthful nor funny.

  • @prasanthgp7568
    @prasanthgp7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Bill Burr should be in South Park, he dishes it out to everyone

    • @nickboss808
      @nickboss808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has he talked about South Park before?

    • @mirar1
      @mirar1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On one of his recent podcasts, he briefly talked about how amazingly on-the-mark South Park is with social commentary.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    Christmas always comes early whenever we get a fresh Bill Burr & Conan clip.

    • @maraamitradyershaw9641
      @maraamitradyershaw9641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kenny Tee agreed!

    • @Miimu5210
      @Miimu5210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bill Burr is a legend. He cracks me up so much.

    • @richmound5145
      @richmound5145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenny Tee xcept wen its not fresh n he recycles jokes

    • @TKBauder
      @TKBauder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally just spit juice all over my computer listening to this!

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      to_the_batmobile_ All comedians recycle some jokes but Bill tries to vary his perspective and delivery on each bit, even if the topic has been asked before when he was on Conan previously.

  • @navrotron22
    @navrotron22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2557

    "...they dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut parties." XD LMFAO im crying

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Anthony James Flintstones and Kubrick never has been mentioned in one.

    • @navrotron22
      @navrotron22 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Count chocula Yeah. No.

    • @navrotron22
      @navrotron22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tonedog77 ik lmao

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Saw that movie as a young teen, it left an impression on me.

    • @countchocula2169
      @countchocula2169 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony James are you trying to make sense? Because you're failing hard

  • @rawbertdogler
    @rawbertdogler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    3:09 and conans reaction right afterwards is still probably my favorite clip from any of bills appearances on here. that 'what?' never fails to make me laugh until my cheeks hurt

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Conan had to play it dumb. He surely knew what he was talking about.

  • @mattho2346
    @mattho2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "By the time they finish it we're going to be the one's climbing over it" He saw it coming

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5429

    Conan and the crowd were so awkward because Bill was spilling the truth

    • @rickitysplitz7035
      @rickitysplitz7035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not gonna lie.

    • @roscodogg
      @roscodogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Pink Alien that's because Hillary had run such a smear campaign is was difficult to imagine Trump doing well.
      Talk to Bill Burr now and I bet he loves Trump and most of what he's doing.
      People are seeing through the fake news.

    • @GrimKage
      @GrimKage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Not really. Conan is the only host that really gets his humour. They got a good chemistry.

    • @RumpWax
      @RumpWax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i got comfortable.

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@roscodogg "Hillary had run such a smear campaign" dude... in what dimension are you live in?

  • @strykerx24
    @strykerx24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Every Man's way of thinking

    • @APaleDot
      @APaleDot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "Eh, it's not going to effect me personally, so why should I care about it?"
      -Every Man USA, 2016

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So what then? Would you say the same about a woman if she said the same thing Bill's saying?

    • @APaleDot
      @APaleDot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Asmodeus
      I think you're mistaking us for SJWs. I'm using the gender neutral version of 'man'.
      An 'every man' being just the average person.

    • @kyaholsopple6754
      @kyaholsopple6754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Every white, straight, cis man at least.

    • @kyaholsopple6754
      @kyaholsopple6754 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      crazyman9711 Shouldn't have said every, but whenever I bring up my worries to my straight white friends they tell me that nothing will happen. They are right that nothing will happen to them but the future of LGBT rights is not looking great and it scares me that after years of progress we might still be fucked.

  • @gacem213
    @gacem213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This man is America's national treasure

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They both are.

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's funny. But I think Thomas Sowell is more national treasure

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whatwhat98 says no one but brainrotted right wingers

  • @lclane5256
    @lclane5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Bill Burr's hard core realism and impartiality is so refreshing in a sea of people who are sooooo immersed in their feelings and blind political loyalties. He clearly has no loyalty except to what the objective facts are, and I'm here for it.
    Edit: grammar

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bad he couldn’t have been more wrong. Plus, it wasn’t even funny.

    • @billcipher3946
      @billcipher3946 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bartmix8994I think he’s right

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billcipher3946 If you “think” that nothing changed with Trump as President, you are either a tard or a imbecile. I’ll let you choose.

    • @sincerelymike
      @sincerelymike 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bartmix8994Still not using logic huh?

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sincerelymike I agree, you and your low double digit IQ are not capable of logic. Later Skippy.

  • @ThecrazyJH96
    @ThecrazyJH96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    Bill burr is an Icon

    • @BatsuOhno
      @BatsuOhno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stop.

    • @crazydrummer99999
      @crazydrummer99999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      you are either a great troll or an absolute moron

    • @que_bean
      @que_bean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You sound triggered.

    • @BatsuOhno
      @BatsuOhno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** you are just silly.

    • @nelsonw9483
      @nelsonw9483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You sound totally sane...

  • @lukegold5330
    @lukegold5330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    I love just watching Conan during these rants. He is nervous that Bill is going to say something extremely offensive but at the same time doesn't care because he genuinely finds Bill hilarious lol.

    • @kelamullah1999
      @kelamullah1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Luke Gold I know.

    • @ryanm7832
      @ryanm7832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That rant Bill delivered on Fallon's show was epic, and Jimmy's reactions were so forced and weak that it was almost as hilarious as Bill.

    • @MC-bd5ub
      @MC-bd5ub 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its scripted.

    • @erupter76500
      @erupter76500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mark Chavez Bill is notorious for going off script in these kinds of shows. Its why most late night shows he goes on the host looks so uncomfortable.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conan knows Bill wouldn't purposely say anything too honest. You can speak the truth, just not all of it.

  • @dextergrif1052
    @dextergrif1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Bill was so right here. 90% of people don’t want to say who they’re voting for, so the only data we got was from like 10% of people in the US and we just decided that it would predict the future. Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong

    • @Razzy1312
      @Razzy1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also, if they don't disclose the number of people polled a "Nationwide" poll could be 10 people at a bus stop.

    • @Bialy_1
      @Bialy_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong" Statistics is used nowdays in everything not to mention that the whole universe on microscopic level is 100% statistics(whole quantum physics is all about propability)... Error in this huge tests should be less than 1%, the only explanation why it was so much off is that the data was deliberately changed or somehow all the companies hired people as incopetent in this field of mathematics as you(and that smells also like a deliberately done "error").
      And the whole idea is to use curent views of the people so there is no prediction of the future, some people may change the views but we are talking here about millions of people so this small exceptions here and there do not change the big picture(and that small changes should be from both sides=no impact on the data unleas something significant was leaked by the media but that was not the case)...

    • @jasonswiatkowski9127
      @jasonswiatkowski9127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have only told 2 people who I voted for and I lied to 1 of them.

    • @tomm5663
      @tomm5663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The polls were actually totally right at a nationwide level. Just didn’t take the EC into account.

    • @IXSuperRadGamerXI
      @IXSuperRadGamerXI ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was actually considered rude to say or bring up who you voted for back in earlier days.
      Hence it’s done in private, polls have curtains for a reason.

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Oh yeah, that meeting they have underneath the mountain."
    I LOVE the idea of Hillary as this Bond villain. 😂

    • @TheDoomslayersDaddy
      @TheDoomslayersDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, she and Huma Abedín peeled a little girls face off WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE, then proceeded to mock her while pretending to wear her face and laugh at her shrieks of pain. The officers who confiscated Abedins husband's laptop and watched that video (in a file titled "life insurance") due to him sending pictures of his penis to underage girls almost all "suicided" within a year. Meanwhile, said laptop and files have magically disappeared without a trace. It was possible on dark web Tors to view this video for a time, and I have seen it personally. So yes, they are all pure evil especially at the top; worse than bond villains. They want to kill off all but 500 million of the global population in order to prevent us from repeating history and putting them in the ground as they deserve, and this Vaxxx is helping with that goal extensively.

    • @itsabouttthattime
      @itsabouttthattime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're in luck because she absolutely is the real-life analogue of a Bond villain.

    • @Doom_Squid_Son
      @Doom_Squid_Son 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's not lying though.
      He's referencing Bohemian grove.
      I'm pretty impressed he did so on live television

  • @LiamRedmondVideo
    @LiamRedmondVideo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    Bill Burr's right about Hillary Clinton and the Bilderberg meetings though

    • @LiamRedmondVideo
      @LiamRedmondVideo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      soberpunk He's not actually. He just has to make it seem kinda humorous because its such a foreign concept to so many people. He mentioned it the last time he was on as well. He brought it up himself out of nowhere for God's sake. If he was poking fun at it it would've had some kinda context within the rest of the conversation. You're reacting like the rest of the people in the audience btw. They're all going "You can't be serious" too. Listen to Burr's podcasts he goes on about this stuff all the time and he's not just poking fun at the idea.

    • @LiamRedmondVideo
      @LiamRedmondVideo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xlReGaRdLeSslx Exactly I didn't see your comment about the podcast before I wrote my comment above this but I said the exact same thing lol

    • @brischul81
      @brischul81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think he is talking about the Cremation of Care not the Bilderberg meetings. The Cremation of Care has more cult-focused activities. Bilderberg is more about lobbying or at least being accused of lobbying.
      Hilary Clinton most likely doesn't participate in either of those groups, specifically because she is a female.

    • @alessandroscuderi7300
      @alessandroscuderi7300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He wasnt poking fun at the idea lol. Burr is a conspiracy theorist and knows she goes to them (it's a fact) but then added a funny over the top detail of them wearing goat heads and having eyes wide shut parties.

    • @reptomicus
      @reptomicus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wasn't the Bilderberg meetings, it was at The Meadows with the rest of the Pentaverate.

  • @samboescondido5609
    @samboescondido5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6542

    "You only see the president like once every 3 weeks."
    Just wait, Bill, just wait.

    • @Deontjie
      @Deontjie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      One place where Bill got it wrong.

    • @cestlina
      @cestlina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭

    • @alexc656
      @alexc656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      unless he doesn't watch the media 24/7

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      1000s of articles on him daily. After a year had passed since his presidency, it felt like 1 term.

    • @coosoorlog
      @coosoorlog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      he was wrong on every point. painful.

  • @brandonkravet8350
    @brandonkravet8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    4:32 him talking about us wanting to leave the us has a whole other perspective now with corona lmao

  • @abbery9202
    @abbery9202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It really doesn't get better than Bill Burr & Conan as far as late night TV talkshows

  • @MrGalonge
    @MrGalonge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    "By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it."

    • @TheBearNYC01
      @TheBearNYC01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Gerry Stevens I hate to break it to you, but that's not the real Friedrich Nietzsche.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @chuck I didn't get it

    • @xyoyo7502
      @xyoyo7502 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zakiahmed6655 Its either about us skipping out on getting sentenced or generally just wanting to go despite regulations.

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xyoyo7502 oh thanks for explaining

    • @zakiahmed6655
      @zakiahmed6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @chuck it's sad but people won't stop and I don't even see what they could gain from likes.

  • @aal-m3545
    @aal-m3545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    If everyone is upset that trump is president then who TF voted for him ?

    • @gameboypunk660
      @gameboypunk660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Athbi Almuzaini Republicans stole this election by jerrymandering the electoral map and redistricting it to make much more favorable for people living outside population centers and removing voting places that were heavily used by minorities this system must change a independent council is needed to redraw election maps it has to happen

    • @simplySY8
      @simplySY8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      59 million people did most of them uninformed and hoping for a change to a system they feel as left them out in the cold. some of the grievances they have are true and others are not. These people should have voted for Bernie sanders in the primaries and then maybe you would at least get a little change...if you reach for the stars maybe you get some change instead of comprising and doing nothing and getting none.

    • @SGTMasterBean
      @SGTMasterBean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Athbi Almuzaini the working middle class. Middle America. Most people rioting right now are liberals in liberal colleges in liberal states. Its pathetic you lost move on with your lives

    • @LiamRedmondVideo
      @LiamRedmondVideo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      No democrats have been doing that for years by ushering in millions and millions of immigrants, giving them welfare and benefits, which ensures they vote democrat. Unfortunately in this case they all live in the cities and Trump capitalised on the white rural voters who pretty much won him the presidency. The republicans haven't changed anything, as the electoral map has remained pretty much unchanged for about 100 years. Do your research and stop adapting facts to fit your narrative.

    • @LordRacing16
      @LordRacing16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      the people who don't sit commenting on youtube videos and writing #Iamstillwithher on twitter.

  • @Shamaroth
    @Shamaroth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Aged like fine milk

    • @avineshblah5739
      @avineshblah5739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah

    • @kroenen1590
      @kroenen1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It didn't.
      Burr's point of "what is he going to do for you? You are the one that provide for yourself", is a great point that people have to get, that isn't how political sycophant think.

    • @cloudystorm7314
      @cloudystorm7314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kroenen1590 Trump let COVID-19 affect pretty much everyone

    • @kroenen1590
      @kroenen1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cloudystorm7314 true he had pretty much the worst strategy even denying it at the beginning. But look at the most of the countries that reacted better they aren't better off today.
      I can remember last year January when it was just in China, there was no preparation by anyone, even the CDC let people infected land in Atlanta and did not quarantine them. It was a failure from the top down, and rightly so Trump is a big part of the problem, but so are the medical people whose job is too prevent this kind of stuff but were already running out of supplies after one week.

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessir! Like a milk carton left open in the tropics. Spoiled as hell. ROFL.

  • @Toadyy
    @Toadyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If You Want To Tell People the Truth, You’d Better Make Them Laugh or They’ll Kill You - George Bernard

  • @Manameiszac
    @Manameiszac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5131

    Conan didn't think it was funny when Bill joked about Hillary's ties to the occult and secret societies LMAO.

    • @monicahawkins9808
      @monicahawkins9808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +722

      Isaac Forsyth I'm sure deep down he was trying not to crack up about it, but when Hollywood has you on their leash, you gotta keep it a little PC. anyway for Burr to go out there and kill on a tense audience just ensures he's the best around

    • @armoredp
      @armoredp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Yeah it was pretty obvious. Bill Bur was holding back though, he was first pretending to be neutral, but we all know who he preferred to win.

    • @armoredp
      @armoredp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Shotgun Pete Never said he should't prefer Trump winning. Just said he was holding back.
      And yes, the salt videos are some of the best entertainment I have had in the last year on TH-cam.

    • @vincents.1653
      @vincents.1653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      armoredp He hates both of them. He thinks we really need a guy outside of the system but Trump is just a moron, as what Bill said in the podcast.

    • @seanwillets4913
      @seanwillets4913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bill looked so satisfied! Lol

  • @ghostie7790
    @ghostie7790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    I don't know who this guy is but he's hilarious and his speech pattern is fabulous

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Bill Burr, it's in the title...

    • @Youareanexperiment
      @Youareanexperiment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ghostie7790 Bill Burr!! Checkout his Podcast!

    • @MrCoffeejingler
      @MrCoffeejingler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He has a cartoon on Netflix called F is for Family

    • @vikkihottie55
      @vikkihottie55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians~~~He's a nut~~

    • @misternormL
      @misternormL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ghostie7790 you don't know bill burr? welcome to your new addiction

  • @avagud1
    @avagud1 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I wish all talk shows were like this. A neutral stance to explore perspective.

  • @hrthrhs
    @hrthrhs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The part from 0:30 - 0:50 is so deeply true that I think everyone missed it. We need to stop celebritising and praising politicians. It's us that puts food on our tables, wastes our money, makes life decisions. We're going to keep our bad and good habits as always. The decisions we make in our lives contribute vastly more to our happiness levels than anything our government can do, PROVIDED the government doesn't interfere in our personal lives.

    • @afmartin2734
      @afmartin2734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abortion laws.

    • @hrthrhs
      @hrthrhs ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@afmartin2734 Covid lockdowns. Yeah we can play this Right vs Left game.
      On the topic of abortion, there would barely be a need for abortion laws if decades ago the government welfare system didn't grow to be so generous as to incentivise single parent households, thereby making it less important to have children with a respectable person, thereby abortion far less common. There are other factors involved yes, but it's a cycle of greater government control.

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hrthrhs Governments are regulated though. Conservatives think that because many of them own small businesses that giving corporations all the power would make the world better. Hilarious.

    • @thatleftyjames2893
      @thatleftyjames2893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@afmartin2734make responsible decisions

  • @Cutlerylover4life1
    @Cutlerylover4life1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    finally a guest that doesn't start ass kissing Hillary Clinton 30 seconds in!

    • @eduardochavez82
      @eduardochavez82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      C.T. Wellington he thinks what the majority of America is thinking

    • @crimsondemonx
      @crimsondemonx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AwesomeBrickSauce right lol, people don't realize that Trump getting in is a huge loss for everyone

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It always has to be either 'Clinton is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Trump is Hitler' or 'Trump is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Clinton is Hitler.' It's nice to see some people with a degree of actual perspective on the TV for a change.

    • @Cutlerylover4life1
      @Cutlerylover4life1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      For the record I didn't support either one of them in the election. I will remain optimistic about trump, because that's better than crying in a corner worrying that trump will somehow smite us all

    • @flexluthor1691
      @flexluthor1691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      C.T. Wellington how is that better when its likely to happen. Even people within his own party are worried. Keep living in your fantasy. The rest of us deal with facts and reality.

  • @princehmg
    @princehmg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    Mentioned bilderberg meetings?
    He's got 5 years lifetime from that point max

    • @olafolaf4646
      @olafolaf4646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Not necessarily. Alex Jones is still alive!!!

    • @jamesgaudreau8315
      @jamesgaudreau8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hani G. Right!!!! I couldn’t believe that

    • @soldierforchrist2017
      @soldierforchrist2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@olafolaf4646 Alex Jones is one of them. He's a controlled opposition. He mixes a little truth with propaganda so you'll discredit the facts. He's a walking psyop.

    • @olafolaf4646
      @olafolaf4646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@soldierforchrist2017 well if he is now he didnt used to be. I followed him ever since he exposed Bohemian Grove by sneaking in. I knew every single last detail of this whole fake Russian collusion investigation down to personal information on Steele and Fusion GPS etc 3 YEARS ago; the stuff that's being learned about now; just because i listened to Alex Jones. Hes crazy but hes the tip of the spear, piercing backdoors and exposing corruption to such detail that two years later, when it all comes true so to speak, he remains pure. I would believe you thinking thats how he knew that stuff but if he was misinformation or controlled leaking they would not have kicked him off social media, the first of many conservatives exposing the truth to be censored. You know in the thick of it behind the scenes we will never know whats actually happening, but Alex has been so consistent with information that has proven accurate years later after being swarmed with criticism about being totally crazy and false, id say hes just a concerned citizen of this planet trying to get to the bottom of things. Thats why hes banned. I mean what part of everything he told us 3 years ago thats now unfolding in other media WAS not the whole and complete truth? Now of course he gets things wrong! Hes the first to bust down the doors and see things and hes imperfect like the rest of us. So he doesnt get it all correct but thats human nature, not necessarily controlled informational output. But like i said, maybe we will never truly know and you might be right, but im giving the man the benifit of the doubt, because hes taught me a lot and is a character with HUGE BALLS, and i respect that.

    • @svsps
      @svsps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SelfGoverned repeat that in English please

  • @lucasjones3338
    @lucasjones3338 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:50 Bill describes survey biases in the most simple way

  • @CDCLLC2023
    @CDCLLC2023 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And this is why we only laugh at comedians. Don't look to any of them for any good advice. Turns out, Bill was completely wrong, as usual. Just laugh at him and leave it at that.

  • @deanfender7965
    @deanfender7965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    You know that meeting they have underneath the mountain where they all come out we're in the yak mask like Eyes Wide Shut . priceless

    • @blasteroid9143
      @blasteroid9143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And buy pizzas and hotdogs for millions of dollars..

    • @tommynobaka
      @tommynobaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@blasteroid9143 pizzagate absolutely disgusting

    • @bluemarauder6997
      @bluemarauder6997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that would be the bohemian grove meetings they attend not bilderberg keep that in mind. burr got the two mixed.

    • @toots810usa6
      @toots810usa6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hillary attended the Bilderberg plenty of times.... The Bohemian Grove is for MEN and the boys they abuse only.

    • @TT-dg8kw
      @TT-dg8kw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im sorry but like " we're in" instead of "wearing" wtf

  • @GrimKage
    @GrimKage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3947

    Conan NEEDS to bring Bill back the day after this election, who's with me??

    • @jamestinsley3110
      @jamestinsley3110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Andy absolutely.

    • @reverse5163
      @reverse5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Im gona aohjaouARyghhh"
      ey how you gonna do that?
      "O you'll see!!!"
      LMAOOOO

    • @justinbuergi9867
      @justinbuergi9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He recently hosted SNL

    • @justinbuergi9867
      @justinbuergi9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Young Offenders he attacked basically everyone. It was hilarious

    • @gj9877
      @gj9877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Any excuse will do!

  • @fanofeverything
    @fanofeverything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It doesn't matter at all who's president. Voting is essentially pushing the elevator button twice to make it go faster

  • @BrunosSquirrel
    @BrunosSquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    This gave me hope 4 years ago, but this aged like cheese in the sun.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he was right for the first half though, until the shitstorm truly start

    • @gabrielkisner2947
      @gabrielkisner2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wdym

    • @ragebait988
      @ragebait988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NathanLongacre-jo6cx not to forget the black activists.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like rotted

  • @Cameroons
    @Cameroons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    Conan pretending he doesn't know what an eyes wide shut party is.

    • @coryburns1905
      @coryburns1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      When they put one of those parties together I bet they are not thinking let's invite the ginger pasty white Conan to the party.

    • @Cameroons
      @Cameroons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@coryburns1905 Does matter what you look like at those parties.

    • @rockybedder8437
      @rockybedder8437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@coryburns1905 lmao!!!

    • @ghostghost8510
      @ghostghost8510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well he doesn't want to get suicided...

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hey geniuses, he gets the joke, he's playing the straight man.

  • @JamesWelbes
    @JamesWelbes ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "by the time we build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it" 😂

  • @Oberon4278
    @Oberon4278 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Nothing's going to change"
    Oh boy

  • @shredtildeath777
    @shredtildeath777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    thank god there is a famous comedian who actually views things fairly.

    • @PMOHGUILD
      @PMOHGUILD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jimmy Robinette look up George Carlin , he’s not the first

    • @AngryJT
      @AngryJT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Carlin's kinda dead.

    • @PMOHGUILD
      @PMOHGUILD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stone Cold Stipe joe bless you

  • @dazxmedia
    @dazxmedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    "what do you mean she dresses like a Yak and meets under a mountain?" LMFAO

    • @Mars_junior
      @Mars_junior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
      He's talking about this place lol

    • @ddmurdock324
      @ddmurdock324 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Siegler rf

    • @GyroLamb
      @GyroLamb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I like how it's called bohemian grove yet the people that meet there are the furthest thing from bohemians

    • @carlsaberhagen628
      @carlsaberhagen628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Gyrolamb, actually, the definition of "bohemian" includes: a person who has informal and unconventional social habits. Sounds spot on.

    • @dawnsstar5918
      @dawnsstar5918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dax X
      LMAO !! Tears of laughter.....

  • @jb111082
    @jb111082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "where they all dress up like yaks" ....that had me rolling! Love me some Bill Burr!

  • @robinshaw1673
    @robinshaw1673 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Aged like milk. “What’s gonna happen to you?” Well, if you were a Capitol police officer, you could die.

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile nobody gives a damn about the antifa and BLM looting lol

    • @karlkfoury2213
      @karlkfoury2213 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well you're not. Why do you care

  • @Jnel28
    @Jnel28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    bill burr is absolutely the ONLY celebrity who wyd ever mention illuminati

    • @wasteofspace20
      @wasteofspace20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Charlie Sheen.

    • @DontMissVideos
      @DontMissVideos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jnel28 and an Eyes Wide Shot reference

    • @Bidwellz9
      @Bidwellz9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      eddie griffin, kat williams, martin lawrence, dave chapelle, patrice oneal.....they all did and they are just comedians..imagine how many others....celebrities speak out all the time, it gets thrown under the rug, hence your comment.. hes not the ONLY one

    • @RubHerSoul1
      @RubHerSoul1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jnel28
      Zappa exposed the illuminati constantly.
      check TH-cam.
      this was back in the 80s and 90s.

    • @Braselton21
      @Braselton21 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      333 likes... illuminati confirmed :D

  • @linkayoub
    @linkayoub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2769

    "By the time they build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it"
    Coronavirus : Challenge accepted

    • @El_Andru
      @El_Andru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You comment doesn't make sense.
      Where are you running for? Mexico? South America?

    • @theenigma1109
      @theenigma1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@El_Andru 😂😂😂 _America bad_ .. I think Trump has done nothing just like Bill said

    • @thejusmar
      @thejusmar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@El_Andru I think the joke is that Mexico has quarantined the U.S, so that if we wanted to vacation there we'd have to immigrate illegally

    • @KevinPetrusNL
      @KevinPetrusNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theenigma1109 th-cam.com/video/piVd_6VPpyM/w-d-xo.html
      This guy filmed it all in 10 days. Some cool moment too (with some Mexican kids)

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theenigma1109 Not true, trump inherited a booming economy from OBama and then ruined it in less than 2 years, lmao I guess that counts as doing something..

  • @areeshahasan8665
    @areeshahasan8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Nothing’s gonna change” we wished it wouldn’t

  • @WBUline
    @WBUline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

  • @ttaattssuuyyaa77
    @ttaattssuuyyaa77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    I've been waiting for this man's opinion. Only man who speaks truth

    • @clutchplayer666
      @clutchplayer666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tatsuya Takizawa What truth do you hear in this? I'm curious because I rewatched it multiple times and he actually manages to say nothing. No opinion, no information. Did I miss something?

    • @Eseolire
      @Eseolire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i'm still waiting for Ja Rule

    • @theclawyaww3740
      @theclawyaww3740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he said nothing is gonna change

    • @MukulApple
      @MukulApple 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Khalil Klouche, yes, you did. That not much will change. You'll do what you have been doing.

    • @DeceitfulDestiny
      @DeceitfulDestiny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah not much said, but an opposite reaction to the alarmists and butthurt. He realizes that the president isn't actually involved in most peoples' lives day to day. We shall see though

  • @harveyquinn
    @harveyquinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    How fast Conan made him change the subject after Talking about Hillary and Bilderbergs 😂 ridiculous

    • @peaveyst7
      @peaveyst7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      dude... calm your chills... you can watch trump doin the same thing his entire career as soon someone talks about his taxes...

    • @chancebockenstest5170
      @chancebockenstest5170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@peaveyst7 hes said he just did his taxes smart. He doesn't dodge anything

    • @livnfree930
      @livnfree930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He may know about the Bilderbergs, but does he know about Q?

    • @erawwwww
      @erawwwww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mirror of society you didn't see the taxes trump paid in 2005? It was more than your whole family will make iny'all whole lives combined

    • @counterstrike8840
      @counterstrike8840 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@livnfree930 Q ?

  • @JToddJeep
    @JToddJeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What's going to happen to you?"
    You had to ask, didn't you Bill? You had to ask.

  • @aaronschofield3616
    @aaronschofield3616 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill ate those words several times over.......

  • @gregh7400
    @gregh7400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    "Uh who ya voting for?"...."Uh, none of your business" LOL.

    • @joshanonline
      @joshanonline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Welp. If you say Trump, you are in a lot of trouble. People are afraid to support dorito man.

    • @sukiakka
      @sukiakka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he referred what Denzil washington said when asked who he voted for

    • @olliestone5549
      @olliestone5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sukiakka he was referring to the general common sense of privacy.

    • @Drivien12
      @Drivien12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Infinity Dragon of course they are lol, I give props to people who openly support him. It’s not safe to do so.

  • @Hevynly1
    @Hevynly1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    Bilderberg and "Eyes Wide Shut" parties, and Conan freaks out! LOL! Dose of truth on the mainstream. Love it!

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I noticed too! Conan was fast to call it 'madness', so he doesn't get in trouble from the media overlords in The Skull & Bones Society.

    • @patrickmartz2865
      @patrickmartz2865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Did you see when Conan blinked his second set of eyelids? Clearly a reptilian.

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ***** Just to be clear, the reptilian Illuminati Beyonce hidden messages stuff is all nonsense. I'm concerned about the real proven stuff like Bilderberg group and Bohemian Grove and the Skull and Bones Club.

    • @patrickmartz2865
      @patrickmartz2865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nineteen1900Hundred Nonsense??? WTF? Keep drinking that Kool-Aid, man. You're believing exactly what they want you to. Sheep.

    • @Nineteen1900Hundred
      @Nineteen1900Hundred 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *****
      I hope you're joking. No sane person on earth actually believes in Reptilian Humanoids living in the mantle of the earth.

  • @mcboomsauce7922
    @mcboomsauce7922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "by the time we are done building the wall...we are gonna be the ones climbing over it"
    -6 years later
    still accurate

  • @austinreid5032
    @austinreid5032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The UK needs a Bill Burr. Says what everyone is thinking

    • @DevilDoc1988
      @DevilDoc1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His name is Ricky Gervais

    • @thesolitaryadventurer
      @thesolitaryadventurer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His name is Frankie Boyle

    • @themancuniancandidate2744
      @themancuniancandidate2744 ปีที่แล้ว

      The UK is such a basket case at the moment that any comedian worth their salt has enough material to do stand up for days at a time.

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3996

    conan cringing at the amount of truth

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      The truth isn't allowed in Hollywood lol

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      MOST OVERUSED WORD OF 2016'''''CRINGE"""

    • @DexiPawnz
      @DexiPawnz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I honestly believe that the most overused words of 2016 are "2016".
      It is current year, after all.

    • @nickatrop
      @nickatrop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG EPIC!!!!

    • @PineappleBaconPizza
      @PineappleBaconPizza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Especially about the eyes wide shut parties

  • @tykuresa22
    @tykuresa22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3186

    I get what he’s saying when he talks about “day to day” and the President not really affecting him. It’s more important to pay attention to local leaders within your community and state, that’s where real change is made. The president doesn’t do much to affect middle class America, only outliers

    • @tykuresa22
      @tykuresa22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      bongo155 true true

    • @shinya1215
      @shinya1215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh boy that GFC not only impact the US market, causing people lose their house. It actually strike the whole world, there are countries tighten their PR policy due to GFC so people couldn't get the life they want, there are university professor losing his job because the budget cut nd become taxi driver. The power ,duty and responsibility carried by President of United State is more than you think.

    • @froglicker9267
      @froglicker9267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am from Northern Ohio and seen many jobs open at auto factories due to high imports on metal, factories like Defiance Metal Products in Defiance. Detroit, just north, def needs this. Just seems you are trying hard to convince that under the current administration employment isn't at a 10 yr low, our economy isn't doing better than the prior president and our deficit hasn't been drastically reduced. ohh wait!!

    • @mp5249
      @mp5249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bongo155 do you think the trade deficit doesn't?

    • @michaelwesten1764
      @michaelwesten1764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be democratic/socialist-wanting policies. California is the perfect example and it's catching up to them bad, they're going through a huge exodus of the middle class. It's extremely high business regulations, taxes, and mountains of welfare systems so now it's only suitable for the very rich or the government dependent poor. Republicans are less regulations, less government, and tax breaks for corporations. This produces growth, wage increases, and expansion. That leads to affordability, more innovation etc. - it's the reason why everyone can get a microwave cheap, or an ac unit, a smartphone etc.

  • @spannerintheworks1190
    @spannerintheworks1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:50 "I brought you out here to bring perspective..."
    I basically wanted you just to make Donald Trump jokes and instead you've got my audience rolling in the aisles with a topic that's taboo in the media world 😂

  • @dyl31021
    @dyl31021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “By the time that thing’s built… we’re gonna be the ones going over it.”
    Hahaha that is absolutely hysterical.

  • @Seapatico
    @Seapatico 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it." Perfection.

  • @micahcardamone3771
    @micahcardamone3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    “By the time they build that thing, we’ll be the ones going over it.” 😂😅

    • @SaltheartFoamfollower
      @SaltheartFoamfollower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the man has a crystal ball :-) .... today is 17 Oct 2019 O_o

    • @fritzsedney9268
      @fritzsedney9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed my pants off

    • @420f37
      @420f37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SaltheartFoamfollower i'm in illinois, the property taxes are going up. recreational marijuana taxes generating lots of income for the state, yet signs of taxes going down is just a fantasy. does make me want to jump the border down south

    • @user-hg8cg5hj4l
      @user-hg8cg5hj4l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This guy is so good in coming of with smart jokes in an instant, i envy his trait

    • @Krazyk007x2
      @Krazyk007x2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SaltheartFoamfollower 2/4/2020

  • @yomommashaus
    @yomommashaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "How many trips to home depot" LMAO the dude can make laugh no matter the mood I swear. Lose my job? Watch Bill Burr. Lose my legs. Burr. Family. Burr. There will come a day when he stops and it'll probably feel like all of those losses happening all at once LOL

  • @jeromeb4772
    @jeromeb4772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Yeah that meeting they have under the mountain”
    “Uuuhhh hahaha what are you talking about hahahah 😅😅”

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2779

    Hillary Clinton's outfits looked like colorful versions of what Kim Jong Un wears..

    • @stirnersretrowave5094
      @stirnersretrowave5094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Glad I'm not the only one to have noticed that too.

    • @mattsta1964
      @mattsta1964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Granny Mao

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's funny, granny Mao. Though her neck looked about as wide as her thighs..

    • @flukislucas
      @flukislucas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Colorful hemp sacks

    • @preethamveeranna8319
      @preethamveeranna8319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      comedians usually are.. watch george carlin

  • @EoinFC
    @EoinFC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Conan is Burr's biggest fanboi. He's like a child waiting to be entertained! And Burr delivers.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it's wonderful to look at.

    • @SUPERLINKX2
      @SUPERLINKX2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s one of the few guests who’s managed to make Conan laugh

    • @martyes9563
      @martyes9563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And your point is...?

    • @basicfeelings8375
      @basicfeelings8375 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He always does

  • @devinpruitt9225
    @devinpruitt9225 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:19 is an excellent example of Conan's comedic timing.

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Conan: "Are you worried about him at all being in office? Does it concern you?"
    Bill: "I dunno, I feel like the President- you only see him like once every three weeks..."
    *That did not age well.*

  • @Bananapup
    @Bananapup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    How are you going to do that? " you'll see you'll see" 😂

    • @Bananapup
      @Bananapup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Walker Burton ahh another man of culture. I welcome you

    • @PeopleHealthTru
      @PeopleHealthTru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:26 The Trump Wall and a hilarious description of why polls are fake.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PeopleHealthTru why did that have to be put here.

    • @PeopleHealthTru
      @PeopleHealthTru 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ultrabigfella Joker Deadhead, he knew before you?

  • @erikmerrill8280
    @erikmerrill8280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3039

    Conan pretending bilderberg isn't a thing. Smh.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      As goes for the crowd. They're probably like what is Bill talking about and jokingly laughing the whole time.

    • @angeloortis4219
      @angeloortis4219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Don't know if they wear goat heads at Bilderberg meetings, but they definitely do at the Bohemian Grove.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation_of_Care

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Angelo Ortis They wear robes at the Bohemian Grove whereas at the Rothschild type Eye Wide Shut parties in mansions they wear the most grotesque outfits with the most hideous and creepiest masquerade masks.

    • @christiansebastian9509
      @christiansebastian9509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      the world is run by psycopaths,anybody who attends those "parties" is clearly not right of the head then they act like somehow they care about of the people of the country they suppose to serve, is hilarious

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Taylor White Amen!

  • @simple5813
    @simple5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A person is talking best when not interrupted , and conan never interrupt the guest. The other host are like my show i am gonna talk

  • @NASH92BRYAN10
    @NASH92BRYAN10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lmao. Back in 2016 I had massive TDS and this interview really sobered me up lol

  • @MagicalPuddinPops
    @MagicalPuddinPops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Never heard of this guy
    Already love him

    • @alpacamale2909
      @alpacamale2909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      terrible advice for an entry level burr. Just check the specials, I'm sorry you feel that way and You people are all the same

    • @sneakycheetah94
      @sneakycheetah94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell, watch his specials on netflix, if you have it. There are 3 of them and they are awesome!

    • @dynasty945
      @dynasty945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watch some of his standups pretty funny guy.

    • @guillermovillegasakena2009
      @guillermovillegasakena2009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      toonamioncrack you're in for a treat...

    • @RAY296
      @RAY296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you'll love his podcast then.

  • @blink180heights
    @blink180heights 7 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    no one makes Conan laugh like bill burr

    • @Iproductions0
      @Iproductions0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mistah Jeezy if you need to be high to be funny...youre not funny tho

  • @jonahjameson9071
    @jonahjameson9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude! Putting aside the great comedy routine, Burr is so smart. He's third on my best comedians ever. First is Norm. Second is Chappelle.

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Carlin is at the top of them all, an actual smart comedian

    • @jonahjameson9071
      @jonahjameson9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonautemrexchristus5637 Seriously disagree. My opinion: Carlin was very funny but over the top for many sensitive viewers - that's one major reason he doesn't crack top 3 for me. Norm was genuine comedy. His cadence was enough to make a simple statement hilarious.

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonahjameson9071 you are talking intelligence, and Carlin kept his acts intelligent but understandable to pretty much everyone. Listen to the crowd at his acts, they laughed for every joke, even the niche ones.

    • @jonahjameson9071
      @jonahjameson9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonautemrexchristus5637 I put Burr third based on his ability to make you think. He didn't crack top two because it's not unique. Carlin was very good at making you think. But so is Burr. So is Seinfeld. So was Patrice O'neal. Norm was unique because of he his cadence. Cosby has something similar but he's disqualified bc of his criminal actions outside comedy. Norm's cadence evoked laughter even when he spoke about mundane matters. You could never truly tell if he was being serious -- that's genuine comedy! Most of his latest material before his passing was lame, centennial jokes that sparked laughter but would bomb had almost anyone else said it (look up the Moth joke).

  • @koan__23
    @koan__23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Chicks can be jerks"
    Audience: "Oh! Wow! What's that all about!"
    "Clinton participated in odd ritual gatherings in a club made of highly influential people"
    Show announcer: "What are you talking about? What's all this? What are you saying?"
    "I'm just saying there are some predatory women out there. It's like, 'believe women'... all of them!?"
    Audience: *silence*
    Audience: "Boooo"
    Gotta appreciate Hollywood man

  • @damitelephant7132
    @damitelephant7132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    I had to come back here after watching colberts awkward interview with bill burr

    • @teresaa
      @teresaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HAHAHA DID THE SAME THING

    • @snoophogg1177
      @snoophogg1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      damit elephant yeah. Colbert is hollywoods ass puppet.

    • @flykicksdj
      @flykicksdj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Colbert is terrible when interviewing

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!!

    • @caseykod4406
      @caseykod4406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same. I actually like Colbert, but he was in over his head. You could tell that he wanted to laugh but instead was just awkward and it shut down the energy. (Getting smacked with the realization that he wasn't the funniest person in the room didn't help. He was playing catch-up from the first punchline and couldn't just go with it like Conan does.)

  • @DrNoBrazil
    @DrNoBrazil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Conan with a genuine laugh... Are you watching this Fallon? This is what is looks like, Mr "everyone is amazing and EVERYTHING they say / do is incredible".

    • @jakes2503
      @jakes2503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you're my hero

    • @SquirtleTime
      @SquirtleTime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ar No Even if his laugh is fake, he still makes his audience and guests feel good with it.

    • @JimJones-ih1er
      @JimJones-ih1er 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. No
      It's all the ambian

    • @davidlong652
      @davidlong652 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude Fallon is terrible

  • @SebMagicXVI
    @SebMagicXVI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what i love about Conan is that he plays the guys that has a hard time following what bill's saying when in reality, he catch everything as fast as it comes out bill's mouth.... he just play that character so that mrs and mr average people at home can rewind a little and try to follow. This is a great host with a high IQ, no doubt about it. And then, well Bill is just priceless as always, i love the guy.

  • @aarongentry9892
    @aarongentry9892 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Conan’s. WHAT ? So great. Bill Burr and Conan for ever

  • @KyleRyanFilm
    @KyleRyanFilm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Love Bill Burr, kinda wish Conan hadn't brushed off the Bilderberg comment though.

    • @LegendaryManSlayer93
      @LegendaryManSlayer93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Kyle Young he always does. Bill has mentioned it at least twice before.

    • @mattstanislen3165
      @mattstanislen3165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      really? damn i didnt know he ever brought it up before

    • @Menelec
      @Menelec 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      better improve your Burr binging game on youtube man

    • @Chooooty
      @Chooooty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Conan spoke at the bohemian grove that groups not far off from the bilderburgs

    • @disk0__
      @disk0__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      didn't want to die of natural causes

  • @abeltamanji2360
    @abeltamanji2360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "That meeting they have underneath the mountain"😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelpontious427
    @rachelpontious427 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    this didn't age that well lol

  • @DarkKnight71946
    @DarkKnight71946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is why I love Bill Burr he's really the last person in Hollywood who is actually honest and tells you how it really is

  • @notoriousone9837
    @notoriousone9837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    Wow Bill mentioned the "billdaberg group"

    • @cisumehtesresre9237
      @cisumehtesresre9237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Notorious One and he hasnt been suicided yet

    • @MisterL2_yt
      @MisterL2_yt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      billdaberg xd

    • @hadesmcfadden2982
      @hadesmcfadden2982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      yeah, he's a comedian..you give this so-called "shadow" groups way to much credit.

    • @VegarotFusion
      @VegarotFusion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Bilderberg Group is not a shadow group. The guest lists is quite transparent as the media & people can record those who are invited as they enter. But what is discussed and what happens inside is off limits to the public

    • @autopilot3176
      @autopilot3176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sam Sguanch - a "mock human sacrifice" or real human burned alive? Screaming sounded too real, after fire came down.

  • @MrHowardMoon
    @MrHowardMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    "that meeting they have under the mountain" - he talking about Epstein's island? LOL!

    • @faizanalvi3932
      @faizanalvi3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Bohemian Grove is what hes tryna talk about
      And also bilderberg meeting

    • @rakim2730
      @rakim2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Guar_dian I killed Epstein

    • @ingridlovesbobby
      @ingridlovesbobby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      No it's not the island. Keep reading. Go deep. Alex Jones deep.

    • @josiahwintermute4853
      @josiahwintermute4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He is talking about mount weather. Not Epstein or bohemian grove

    • @GelebFlamebringer
      @GelebFlamebringer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bill Came, I saw, he died.
      Ha Ha hA hA

  • @eazy-e9893
    @eazy-e9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Conan was perfectly ok while bill was trashing trump, but as soon he went after hilary he was like „WHAT???“

  • @jeffsadowski7759
    @jeffsadowski7759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bill Burr is the closest thing to George Carlin that we have right now. You could say that Bill might as well be his red-headed step child. And, I mean that in the most sincere way...I'm sure Bill would agree. Keep it up Billy boy...We love ya:)

  • @highhorseperthian
    @highhorseperthian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    U can tell Conan admires him as a true freestyle comic.

    • @GorGob
      @GorGob 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah he gets it the dark sarcasm

  • @Leakproject42
    @Leakproject42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4813

    this is epic

    • @zestypinkman
      @zestypinkman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burrs kinda woke 😀

    • @luisfiliperosa7511
      @luisfiliperosa7511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      got that 666 upvote :^)

    • @jacobbabson6786
      @jacobbabson6786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leak Project if only he was right about the three week thing

    • @jpalpharo4304
      @jpalpharo4304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leak Project I’ve seen this video like ten times since the election, still cracks me up

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay this is epic

  • @minecraftblockychris8708
    @minecraftblockychris8708 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love how conan and bill are like the unhinged duo and how conan translates and adds structure for bill lmfao

  • @doomsdaymonster7
    @doomsdaymonster7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh look at that cute pre-Covid innocence

  • @mjohn5921
    @mjohn5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Hi. I'm from the future where the only way to see your parents every 3 weeks is a video chat and you see the president every 3 hours.

    • @ShoOKitssho_time
      @ShoOKitssho_time 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      3seconds* if you are on twitter

    • @xaviersmith7903
      @xaviersmith7903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo but bill knows about Hillary on Epstein's Island you don't think that's crazy

    • @EdgeO419
      @EdgeO419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bill Burr rich tho for him even through all this nothing has changed, he's still rich and can still leave the country should I get bad enough for his class of people.