Im sorry for the length of the video but there was many NPC types for me to cover. This is a list of really annoying npc types that I have ran across playing this game for so many years. Tell me guys is there any others that I missed?
Professional: Police: I'm gonna teach you a lesson (proceeds to pistol whip professional and empties a gun clip into him while he's down). The police system in GTA is so incredibly realistic, wow!
@@0megaJ0ker well that wouldnt make you lose a while lot of money. If some idiot npc turns i to your lane while delivering a vehicle, you can lose a few thousa d
It is scripted in the missions of Import Export for traffic to try and intentionally make you crash. Even when not doing import export, this script is still in effect a little bit, but gets increased when you do Import Export. What's even more sad is that GTA would be less demanding if Rockstar didn't waste CPU resources by making the game always try to calculate the exact moment a truck is supposed to jump in front of you to make you crash.
Gta logic Normal car: * Is locked * Player: * Smashes window to get in * Normal car, in mission: * Is locked * Player: * jiggles door handle and walks away *
Most annoying NPCs: "Hi, I'm Agatha, from the casino...." "Hi there! This is Bryony...." "Um listen, this is Tony Prince..." "Hey! It's your friend Simeon" "You forgot about me. How rude of you..." "The Dominator!..." "Go and buy some government facilities" "LJT. Got some bad news..." "Hiiiii this is Roooooon" "Bull Shark Testosterone broo"
John Reyles YES! I was just about to comment this! Or when you commit a crime in the middle of nowhere and somehow the police hear you and spawn out of thin air!
Guy Guy I was in front of the casino entrance and was just sitting there when a player with wanted level drove by, a freaking cop hit me!! And i got a wanted level... i was parked the whole freaking time. Smh
@@johnreyles4465 I was doing silent and sneaky Casino Heist prep and I was driving Deluxo trying to hide but helicopters kept spawning in front of me and I had to pull some wack shit
BerryBush but then that means they would be on you the moment they see you, no matter how much you lose them. But the game doesn’t do that. It takes a few seconds for this to trigger.
They have been running over me for a while now, so annoying because a lot of times I'm on the God damn sidewalk, basically if they hear a gun shot in the distance they go full charge against you no matter where you are
honorable mention: tequi-la-la npc for the cocaine restock mission. 8vs1 ganging on the player with bottles and sticks while the player is not even allowed anything beside bare fists
I hate this mission too but stock up on snacks before you start the mission, open interaction menu when you walk in, and you can eat snacks without the animation while fighting. I use that technique and can do the mission by myself every time. I do still wish, however, that they'd let you use melee weapons
@@AkayCat bro even with my oppressor mk2 they somehow have like magic aim, after I kill a Target in headhunter the remaining NPCs somehow shoot and do damage to me after I fly away from the area
LucioOh5 i was by the docs doing a repo mission and 5 trucks spawned in the air all landing the car I had to deliver.... yeah the npcs are rigged on every mission
Neomizo no no no no nope nope no I know we love him but god damn can that annoying ass prick Tony Prince leave me the fuck alone. And if he isn’t insufferable enough, he rings twice. Like bro, FUCK OFF, I don’t want to buy a Nightclub
I was in a full 30 man lobby and I was exporting a car and a helicopter and car came after me. Also the fact that you steal some of the fastest cars in the game and they catch up to you in a normal car is just so incredably annoying.
They don’t even scale up the quality of their cars to compensate for the player having a fast car. They just have their normal, average vehicles and are going Mach 5 anyways. Or they’ll just pepper you with their automatics in the off-chance you do get away, adding a buck load of extra property damage to the import
That happens to me all the time. I was driving a pretty fast cars and i had a wanted level and the cops catch-up. So i tested it with my friend. My friend in my cars and me in the police cars. I cannot catch up to him
SoraFan23 Ai were fine in RDO until the most recent update, now they will draw their gun on you if you pass by them and god forbid you crash into them, as the will instantly jump up and one shot you or your horse
It's because the AI is weak; it's either set very easy or extremely hard. There is no fine tuning somewhere around the middle. AI won't get much better until we get the next gen of consoles. With better hardware R* can do a better job at fine tuning the AI
@@iterationfackshet1990 Except we're talking about GTA V, son. Listen, you fucked up by claiming this error as a fact. Here's the facts: AI is the ability of the software and/or hardware to make you think you are playing with highly intelligent and almost human players when you are not. It's not AI when an NPC hits you every time and with pinpoint accuracy. That's called "lazy coding" and it's in place of real AI which would make some mistakes and otherwise make you think a human were in its' place. I've logged over 30,000 hours as a senior automation specialist in the real world at real companies making outrageous amounts of money for the little training I received. I've known and understood AI and Neural Networks since the 1980s. When I say it's "lazy coding" to make an NPC hit you every single time, that's what it means. Get educated, kid
Rockstar logic: Mc sales: fly low to not get detected by the cops! Cops seeing a plane fly suspiciously yet dangerously low to the ground: This is fine.
I hate when u are driving next to a npc (whilst doing a import export mission) and then the npc makes a stupid ass turn into the side of your top range trying to push you of the road.
You could've included shotgun NPCs either. They are mostly OP due to the damage shotgun makes, they are also accurate and they become way stronger if they have an assault shotgun.
On the mission "Life and Deathbikes" the guy with the welder mask has an auto shotgun, and since there's no cover once you exit that elevator, he just guns you down instantly He also has more health than a normal NPC
@@bigbamlilbam all the more reason the next GTA really needs a stealth buff, I hardly ever use suppressed weapons anymore because I can’t get away with killing anyone cleanly, no matter how much I’m channeling my inner Agent 47, lol
Let's not forget about the "Ay you my dude, right?" Guy. It's like he follows you everywhere and whenever you're not in a car, he just appears and says his iconic line.
@Don't be a donkey Wear a mask *Their goals are beyond your understanding.* If they want to take a picture of your Elegy Retro custom with red neon lighting and fucking dollar-sign wheels, then so be it.
ImVelasity That would be either those clones/Juggernauts from the Doomsday Heist, or the bodyguards from Headhunter. Like, I get the clones, since they are genetically modified to withstand more bullets than humans, but those bodyguards? How? You have a bulletproof vest on, but still withstand 3-4 headshots?
Shane Maguire but it's a game, and game needs balance, so shotgun are the high damage dealing, low range type weopons, but in gta they be over powered asf
8:48 My main issue is that they only have pinpoint accuracy when you're not in the car. When you're in the car, their accuracy is only good enough to hit the car, not you
@Madam Meouff the thing is the cops dont care about their own lives, nor do they care about yours. They know that their numbers are infinite and you will respawn when you die
I’m speeding 1000 miles per minutes, there’s a good distance between me and the NPC car, NPC car notices I’m speeding 1000 miles per hour, NPC turns into my lane. Sighhhhhhhhhhh 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
When they make Perfect 90 degrees into your way when they were sitting in his/her care a few seconds ago at the light pondering: "I think I'll turn right now, speeding lunatic? It will be fine."
I once tried to go get high mental level by going Solo session and driving in a Kuruma to drive over as many NPCs as I could and got 4 stars after literally 6 minutes But if I shoot 11 cops it's 4 stars.
Earlier I was driving my oppressor away from a mkII griefer, this random npc, hes on the third lane to the left, decides to turn right, hits me and kills me, and the griefer destroys my product. Npc’s are so stupid in the game.
it seems like when they are somewhat in danger they decied to do everything in their power to get into the cross fire "oh this dude is right next to me and getting shot from behind? better slam into him"
I dont think they will remove business raids, but I know how to improve them. Have the security actually fight during the raid, where you arrive to the scene in the middle of the raid instead of the aftermath.
@@wingfury If the cop complains, I'll just say: "Blocking your way?! You dickheads hit me! Why don't you assholes drive your fat asses around me instead hitting me like if I wasn't there?"
On the note of import/export enemies, on top of respawning a bunch, having good accuracy etc. they also respawn in literally seconds. Like you get the two cars chasing you off, kill them. You often won’t make it more than 70 feet before more spawn, sometimes in front, sometimes in back.
11:30 I can explain this, to prevent crashes R* made the NPC’s switch lanes whenever you went into their lane so they would basically just go around you, so when you were in the truck you barely touch the lane and the NPC thought that you were gonna drive into his lane and hit him so he tried going around.
And for the NPC drivers, they tend to purposefully crash into you even more when gunshots are fired. So during import export missions, it can be so damn annoying when the AI BLATANTLY drives into you.
fiddles You can complete that mission by landing the Cargobob on a nearby island and snipe the NPCs. Then you can hook onto the car in peace. Buzzards will spawn after you hook onto the car, and there is little to do about them if playing solo, but they won`t do any more damage than gangsters would do in most other sourcing missions.
Story time: one time I got afk in my car like 5 minutes when I came back I saw I have 2 star wanted level I made a video clip to see what happened and you know what happened? a cop car smashed into MY car and because of that I got a wanted level
I just started playing and I’m rank 25 and pissed because the import export missions are horrible. I have a few tips: 1. For standard range the npcs respawn twice For mid it’s 3 times For top range the npcs respawn 4 times when you source a vehicle. 2. Get out of your vehicle and park it far away from the gunfight 3. Kill the heli with a homing the snipe or AR the ground ones 4 times For Export: 1. For the top range specialist dealer, npcs respawn twice. 2. Park the vehicle away from gunfight because they will randomly crash into the car JUST TO DAMAGE IT 3. After you kill them you’re free of everything
Yea and im like the merryweather dudes are supossed to be one of the most accurate npcs since theyre trained for kill ppl but a fucking gang member has more accuracy than them. Smfh
AfghanHippyKrak he already owns everything in the game so there’s nothing left to buy until new content is released thats why he was able to keep playing and saving he has nothing to spend it on lol
It's also fun seeing them chasing down a rival player who tries attacking you. They may be armed with only pistols and micro SMGs, but they're still relentless as long as the cops don't come.
For the NPC drivers another problem is that if you land a plane or helecopter, or are trying to take off in a plane if you take to long they just drive into you. WHO THE HELL JUST DRIVES INTO A PLANE ON THE ROAD
Im sorry for the length of the video but there was many NPC types for me to cover. This is a list of really annoying npc types that I have ran across playing this game for so many years. Tell me guys is there any others that I missed?
Yeah the army npc and there limitless supply of tanks and there insane amount of hits they get on you oh and hi your the best
Yes NPCs are annoying as hell.
Professional:
Police: I'm gonna teach you a lesson (proceeds to pistol whip professional and empties a gun clip into him while he's down).
The police system in GTA is so incredibly realistic, wow!
To me the length of the video doesn’t matter if it’s a top 10, but good work I’ve been waiting for a video like this
I have a question which crate warehouse place is the best one to buy any help will be appreciated
Me: stands next to a cop for 0.002 seconds
Cop: finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
*B U S T E D*
Man that happens if you just stand too close to normal npcs too that are in groups theyll either 1. Run away 2. Just try to fight you
www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ec6a4y/proof_that_the_cops_are_the_least_chill_people_in/?
Lmfao
@@theterminator3907 or #3 NPC screaming
The ones who turn in your lane while doing vehicle cargo
Player: *delivering vehicle cargo*
Npc driver: _im gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move_
B2Icey mmm bro I hate those so much. Happens all the time. Like stay in ur lane god damnit
Imagine that happening during a MC raid.
Especially the ones even when you turn the license plate and the paint the still go after you
@@0megaJ0ker well that wouldnt make you lose a while lot of money. If some idiot npc turns i to your lane while delivering a vehicle, you can lose a few thousa d
Me: accidently slightly bumps into a cop
Cop: DROP THE WEAPON, I NEED BACK UP, OPEN FIRE
DeltaNeptune59 fr 😭
I've had a cop bump into me and still open fire.
Cop: PULL OVER NOW
Me: Pulls over
Cop: Kills me
Alpaca Llama thats gta logic for you
Alpaca Llama I’ve seen cops do that to NPCs as well
Me: staying still in car
Cop: crashes into me
Also cop: shoots me
*that's normal in Alabama*
@@ProcyonDei yeah happened with my step sis
@@adriancadillo3081 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@adriancadillo3081 nah you mean u and your ***sister 😚😩😏😏
Nice pfp
white octane and zombas?
NPC traffic: A car once went across 8 lanes of traffic just to hit me while I was doing an import/export mission. I still have the clip haha
Upload it
I feel like AI is meant to hit you during I/E missions
It is scripted in the missions of Import Export for traffic to try and intentionally make you crash. Even when not doing import export, this script is still in effect a little bit, but gets increased when you do Import Export.
What's even more sad is that GTA would be less demanding if Rockstar didn't waste CPU resources by making the game always try to calculate the exact moment a truck is supposed to jump in front of you to make you crash.
Dugan Gibson upload it
SNAP!!! they always do that
Wen i do transporter they seem to get super speed to get to the junction so they can cross in front of me.
Gta logic
Normal car: * Is locked *
Player: * Smashes window to get in *
Normal car, in mission: * Is locked *
Player: * jiggles door handle and walks away *
Odd1 i know it’s dumb
Also how u can't smash windows of players personal car even when its locked.
*Doors broken off*
*Won’t let you in*
@@MisterJohnDoe a _magical_ force turns the player around, prevents them from entering the vehicle
@@GiantGourd th-cam.com/video/fVCP6VmFs3o/w-d-xo.html
Military NPC: Has decent aim
Random NPC in a chopper: Brrt get lazered
Ha ha machine guns go brrt
All npc groups in this game has exceptional aim... and while free aim is more difficult to play, they shouldn’t penalize players for doing so...
@I make comments that are sometimes dumb yes
I might be wondering...
What's in the canister?
@@rainbowsixwarden7243 "I could tell ya but I'd have to kill ya"
Military npc: decent aim
Random headhunter bodyguard: I’m gonna do a pro gamer move
El rubio's guards on a chopper:autistic aim bot
Headhunter Bodyguard: guess I’ll have to get my good gaming chair out for this one
They're not proffesional, they suck so the game gave them hacks
Me: drives armored kuruma
Heathunter bodyguards: *shoots*
Me: *laughs*
Lost MC biker high on Meth: "Dude, Hold my beer"
Most annoying NPCs:
"Hi, I'm Agatha, from the casino...."
"Hi there! This is Bryony...."
"Um listen, this is Tony Prince..."
"Hey! It's your friend Simeon"
"You forgot about me. How rude of you..."
"The Dominator!..."
"Go and buy some government facilities"
"LJT. Got some bad news..."
"Hiiiii this is Roooooon"
"Bull Shark Testosterone broo"
Bryony is life but fuck the rest
I read this in all their voices
I got an arena war thing just to shut bryony up
I always get the LGT HERE. OUR LITTLE ENTERPRISE IS DOING WELL BUT.... IT COULD BE DOING BETTER
@@annie4584 ron :(
Me: **Breathes**
GTA Police: “nOw tHiS iS aN AvEnGeRs LeVeL tHrEaT”
...empties clip
Driving like a maniac
Jason Rathmann mag*
Kyal シ.
The cop said stop your engine when i was on a bmx bike
Gta logic: blinking wanted starts while driving down a freeway, cop 5 miles in front decides to make a u-turn into incoming traffic.
John Reyles YES! I was just about to comment this! Or when you commit a crime in the middle of nowhere and somehow the police hear you and spawn out of thin air!
Guy Guy I was in front of the casino entrance and was just sitting there when a player with wanted level drove by, a freaking cop hit me!! And i got a wanted level... i was parked the whole freaking time. Smh
@@johnreyles4465 Police officer that rammed you: "NO WITNESSES"
@@johnreyles4465 I was doing silent and sneaky Casino Heist prep and I was driving Deluxo trying to hide but helicopters kept spawning in front of me and I had to pull some wack shit
Or when you're speeding down the highway and out of nowhere a police car spawns in front of you
There's also the fact cops can spawn right in front of you when you're almost losing your wanted level and then you have to lose them again
Don't forget how they just seem to KNOW where you'll turn, if you go on foot and what path you'll take etc.
@@phantom_xrd ikr, it's like they're k9 units themselves
Very true
The guards in the headhunter mission, 200% accuracy are the worst
Yes they have armor and 100 percent accurate.
@@jesushentaichrist7256 use armor piercing rounds they will help alot
zorga pb or just use a buzzard or the broomstick mk2, much easier
@@bellicenterprises4362 yeah but often times they will magicly kill you while flying away
I find it stupid that they can take a rocket with no issue.
*Stands next to police*
Me: Hey, hows your day going?
Police: *Pulls out gun*
dяαgχи яαgє police brutality lmao
America...😂
you have the right to remain silent, that means SHUUT UUUUUP!
BerryBush but then that means they would be on you the moment they see you, no matter how much you lose them. But the game doesn’t do that. It takes a few seconds for this to trigger.
SnTxArcanjo
Hip Hop Police 🚔
Captain America: I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE
The most annoying NPC's in the game are the damn AI drivers!
Facts
Wise words
Haha those fuckers always get in your way on purpose when you are sourcing your Vehicles and/or selling your Top Range Vehicles.
They have been running over me for a while now, so annoying because a lot of times I'm on the God damn sidewalk, basically if they hear a gun shot in the distance they go full charge against you no matter where you are
@@murielgalban7700 or they will randomly switch lanes whilst you're driving
honorable mention: tequi-la-la npc for the cocaine restock mission. 8vs1 ganging on the player with bottles and sticks while the player is not even allowed anything beside bare fists
I usually ask someone in the lobby if they want to help.
I hate this mission too but stock up on snacks before you start the mission, open interaction menu when you walk in, and you can eat snacks without the animation while fighting. I use that technique and can do the mission by myself every time. I do still wish, however, that they'd let you use melee weapons
I used to camp just by the door, shoot the doors open then unload the grenade launcher into the room! Takes almost all of them out
I was once lucky enough to beat their asses in one try which was pretty lucky for me
Take a bike, stick sticky Bombs on it, drive it inside, alert the enemies, leave the building, trigger the sticky bombs.
Profit
The AI in head hunter are too overpowered
Me in my armoured Kuruma: Look who’s laughing now
@@AkayCat bro even with my oppressor mk2 they somehow have like magic aim, after I kill a Target in headhunter the remaining NPCs somehow shoot and do damage to me after I fly away from the area
Pn0ybr3aker on straight roads AI are OP, I've been shot from 1.5 miles on the highway by an AI once
Me in my nightshark
ThexDGuy FTW is the nightshark good im thinking of getting it is it worth it and can u use ls custom to mod it
@@GnkDrD The Nightshark is extremely good and fast and it is pretty customizable.
NPC drivers are even more annoying during Import Export sell missions.
LucioOh5
I think this a move from rockstar to get your money
Import export missions are rigged for npcs to be more erratic
They actually amp up the stupidity of driver NPC's on import/export to make it more difficult, as if it's not stressful enough!
I kinda disagree with that point. Just use your cargobob, it’s like the best investment ever.
+Steven Rodriguez Yea, but then those Buzzards show up and damage the vehicle
I feel like the NPCs are rigged during sell missions.
LucioOh5 they defo are ain’t even a question
yes
Sometimes during sell missions where it leads you to go is also literally where every player is at
The game is designed to keep/make you poor
LucioOh5 i was by the docs doing a repo mission and 5 trucks spawned in the air all landing the car I had to deliver.... yeah the npcs are rigged on every mission
*"They also have really high health"*
Clifford juggernauts: am I a joke to you?
Juggernauts have a super armor. ViP guards does not have one, yet still they can survive an explosion.
Laughs in khanjali route
They're Robots! Not humans
NPC’s be like:
*lets just install aimbot*
**Me doing headhunter**
Evil bodyguard : *Hits 16 Bullets in pilot flying 300 meters above.
Rasmus Mortensen, Ah yes. The bullets here are made of Aimbot
@@HauyneX u said it
@@HauyneX try headhunter with kuruma its a lot more easyer and they can hardly get you
@@p.istvan8744 its a bit more time time consuming then using oppressor mk2, though.
If you would've included characters that call you "HeY ThIs iS bRyOnY"
From Alan Broom Productions
I was really disappointed to see that Rockstar learnt absolutely nothing from the Roman Bellic "Hey cousin let's go bowling" spam scandal.
Neomizo no no no no nope nope no I know we love him but god damn can that annoying ass prick Tony Prince leave me the fuck alone. And if he isn’t insufferable enough, he rings twice. Like bro, FUCK OFF, I don’t want to buy a Nightclub
Neomizo I hate her, she’s the most annoying caller 😂
my friend got 30 calls from brucie in like 3 minutes because he declined them
I was in a full 30 man lobby and I was exporting a car and a helicopter and car came after me. Also the fact that you steal some of the fastest cars in the game and they catch up to you in a normal car is just so incredably annoying.
They don’t even scale up the quality of their cars to compensate for the player having a fast car. They just have their normal, average vehicles and are going Mach 5 anyways. Or they’ll just pepper you with their automatics in the off-chance you do get away, adding a buck load of extra property damage to the import
That happens to me all the time. I was driving a pretty fast cars and i had a wanted level and the cops catch-up. So i tested it with my friend. My friend in my cars and me in the police cars. I cannot catch up to him
I've been experiencing this too. They some how manage to come up to my t20 at full speed no damage.
Sounds like rubber banding
That breaks immersion
me: doing mission*
lester: new heist activated in your planning room
Me: *going 200kph through downtown*
NPC: i'm about to end this man's whole career
Me: *drives 200 kph*
Npc: im gonna end this mans whole career *turns corner and spots the player is in a phantom custom*
*to be continued *
What career!!???
@@KTG4ME It's a joke.
Not funny
@@Triplexxx9081 You punks have no humour
Player: runs into cop in free mode
Cop: 5 star wanted level
Player: does a resupply for their illegal business, while killing several people
Cops: meh
sounds like something tenpenny would do
I feel like I just got tired of chasing you 😂👌🏻
For me it's the opposite the duckings NPCs teamm with the cops
Rockstars logic: a bot can survive a explosive round headshot
Lol
I think we can all agree that AI in GTA Online is too damn aggressive.
Just like its microtransactions 😂😂
SoraFan23 Ai were fine in RDO until the most recent update, now they will draw their gun on you if you pass by them and god forbid you crash into them, as the will instantly jump up and one shot you or your horse
It's because the AI is weak; it's either set very easy or extremely hard. There is no fine tuning somewhere around the middle. AI won't get much better until we get the next gen of consoles. With better hardware R* can do a better job at fine tuning the AI
J Haydad nope, they just like highly aggressive AI, as you can see in RDO right now
@@iterationfackshet1990 Except we're talking about GTA V, son. Listen, you fucked up by claiming this error as a fact. Here's the facts:
AI is the ability of the software and/or hardware to make you think you are playing with highly intelligent and almost human players when you are not. It's not AI when an NPC hits you every time and with pinpoint accuracy. That's called "lazy coding" and it's in place of real AI which would make some mistakes and otherwise make you think a human were in its' place.
I've logged over 30,000 hours as a senior automation specialist in the real world at real companies making outrageous amounts of money for the little training I received. I've known and understood AI and Neural Networks since the 1980s. When I say it's "lazy coding" to make an NPC hit you every single time, that's what it means. Get educated, kid
Rockstar logic:
Mc sales: fly low to not get detected by the cops!
Cops seeing a plane fly suspiciously yet dangerously low to the ground: This is fine.
Wanna go logic bowling
Rockstar logic: fly a huge titan really close to the ground and no one will see you
@@_yes_69___38 Rockstar logic: have shark cards in the game, awfully pricing them and then putting 75=8mil which is a bad price
@Matriones you will just crash anyway
Stelf
Me: *Pulls out a giant ass nuke in front of cops*
Cops: Dude this donut is really good where did you get them?
You: *aims*
Cops: th-cam.com/video/HdKqAVpUOwI/w-d-xo.html
The one guy that yells “Ay, you my dude right?”
Theres one person who says, "you gonna call me right?" And I swear everytime I feel like they talking to me.
I COULD LITERALLY HEAR THIS COMMENT🤣
Finally a video about the problems with the NPC's.
I appreciate it man...
Me: **Doing vehicle cargo**
NPC on other side of 4 lane highway: "So, you have chosen death"
Lmao😂😂
"So, you have chosen no money."
I’m you 100th like
Nah more like: "Im finna fvck up your whole savings if u dont mind."
I hate when u are driving next to a npc (whilst doing a import export mission) and then the npc makes a stupid ass turn into the side of your top range trying to push you of the road.
"oopps, gotta take a quick U turn"
Well the bad thing is that the npc wants to fight you even though they crash into you
This happened to me and he pushed me into the water
Turn to jesus
@@Evenpeanut "SIR THIS IS A ONE WAY RO-"
*loads combat mg*
You could've included shotgun NPCs either. They are mostly OP due to the damage shotgun makes, they are also accurate and they become way stronger if they have an assault shotgun.
On the mission "Life and Deathbikes" the guy with the welder mask has an auto shotgun, and since there's no cover once you exit that elevator, he just guns you down instantly
He also has more health than a normal NPC
Police: Pull the car over we need to have a little chat
Me: Ok then **stops the car**
Cop: kills me
Seems like normal police.
@@Trash_B0at lol
@@Trash_B0at fuck off
@@griffin_5979 Police is full of insecure racist psychos that murder. That's just how it is.
@@Trash_B0at no the fuck its not so fuck off
Rockstar logic: kill pedestrian = 1 star
Kill police with stealth = 3 star!
I mean, this logic translates to real life
Backwords in my opinion. You kill a cop with stealth, you get 1 star. You kill a pedestrian with stealth + suppressor on a gun = 3 stars
@@bigbamlilbam all the more reason the next GTA really needs a stealth buff, I hardly ever use suppressed weapons anymore because I can’t get away with killing anyone cleanly, no matter how much I’m channeling my inner Agent 47, lol
*kill a driver with an rpg* 1 star
*sneak into zancuto undetected* automatic 5 star with no one seeing u enter
Yeah I never understood how they immediately call for backup even though they’re dead.
*driving in your own lane on the highway*
*NPC driver: I'm about to end this man's whole career*
You mean "speeding in your own lane, going way above the speed limit".
underated comment
@@soulassassin0g he was slower then turtle
@@ibzflytyb comments don't have rates shutup bot
Let's not forget about the "Ay you my dude, right?" Guy. It's like he follows you everywhere and whenever you're not in a car, he just appears and says his iconic line.
Who else whenever you are on a mission always gets a shout out from the "You're my dude right" guy
“Your car is SO hot”
AyO ThAts My DuDE
Struggling pain struggling
I don't know why but i always hate when npc is taking a picture of my car. Like the fuck you need that for you pixelated ballsack ?
Haha
@Don't be a donkey Wear a mask
*Their goals are beyond your understanding.*
If they want to take a picture of your Elegy Retro custom with red neon lighting and fucking dollar-sign wheels, then so be it.
Ah, Racing down the highway. Passing and serving through traffic.
NPC: Lol lemme just turn this way
Honking threw lights seem to help
I’ve found that if you need to brake early, and I mean really early, use both the handbrake and the normal brake
@@fearmasterm.m.z7139 I do it too
Worst NPC?
The ones that don’t die in one shot
so headshots or animals such as birds and cats
Zohaib Ahmed the one that takes 3 mags to finally kill
ImVelasity That would be either those clones/Juggernauts from the Doomsday Heist, or the bodyguards from Headhunter. Like, I get the clones, since they are genetically modified to withstand more bullets than humans, but those bodyguards? How? You have a bulletproof vest on, but still withstand 3-4 headshots?
@@Reshi9984 animals? We are all playing online
The Russian npcs in the act ii submarine
Player: IM SO SORRY that I crashed into you!!!
Police: HE'S GOT A GUN!
These are the guys that will shoot an ant off of the Eiffel Tower
these guys are all bo4 prophet mains cause his story video is him shooting a card like aimbot and proceeds to say”i was off.”
@@Reshi9984 lol.
You spelt Mycoplasma wrong (Smallest Living breathimg thing)
It fells like cops have gotten way more op, I got my entire health bar wiped out by a single shotgun shell, from far away too
Bruh if u knew anything about real guns that wouldn't surprise you
Shane Maguire but it's a game, and game needs balance, so shotgun are the high damage dealing, low range type weopons, but in gta they be over powered asf
I feel like even the armor is almost useless in this game. It gets wiped out so easily specially when it comes to heist missions
@@igameshare_6667 rl shotguns got range not like a rifle but they have a prettt decent range
@@johnreyles4465 True, it's only useful in Singleplayer
*Cop crashes into me*
Cop: *loads shotgun with malicious intent.*
I hate when they do that 💀🤦♂️
@Louis Ed Nacion
A Few friendly fistfights with other players/gang members
NOOSE: Loads carbine rifle and shoots you relentlessly in their vehicle
Me when I Accidently hit a cop with my car and he doesn't shoot me:Impossible
8:48 My main issue is that they only have pinpoint accuracy when you're not in the car. When you're in the car, their accuracy is only good enough to hit the car, not you
Logic: how do import export enemies know where you are when you remove the tracker???
Idk, they are so annoying
Snitches
Vincent Kimihiro what
lol
Cockstar logic
NPC: Survives headshot from explosive round
My hydra: instantly blows up from 1 explosive bullet that hits the corner of the wing.
Jeez their heads are stronger than metal on hydra
*NPC
@@Ron.Bergunnndy spelling mistake
even with light post or small tree
The first part literally had me laughing in the video😂😂😂
Headhunter NPC: Survives 7 Sniperheadshots without Helmet
Me: gets pinned down in 1 Second
To kill the headhunter NPC:kill them with a tank or oppressor or armored vehicle
Cops: pull over
Me: Pulls over
Cops: pull over
Me: hides under a building for a min
LSPD: *IMA CHECK INSIDE THIS BUILDING*
Madam Meouff soo annoying. In any situation
@Madam Meouff the thing is the cops dont care about their own lives, nor do they care about yours. They know that their numbers are infinite and you will respawn when you die
I’m speeding 1000 miles per minutes, there’s a good distance between me and the NPC car, NPC car notices I’m speeding 1000 miles per hour, NPC turns into my lane.
Sighhhhhhhhhhh 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Lol
That shit be annoying af
OMG that stuff is so annoying
When they make Perfect 90 degrees into your way when they were sitting in his/her care a few seconds ago at the light pondering: "I think I'll turn right now, speeding lunatic? It will be fine."
Me: shoots 20 people
Police: turn it up to a 1 or 2 star
Also me: hits police
Police: 3 StAr ThIs An AvEnGeRs LeVeL tHrEaT
I once tried to go get high mental level by going Solo session and driving in a Kuruma to drive over as many NPCs as I could and got 4 stars after literally 6 minutes
But if I shoot 11 cops it's 4 stars.
@@IKENDESTROYA I'm always Closed Friend sessions so I don't do that.
Forget hitting them. Just honking your horn at them will get them to call in helicopter support. Even flipping them the bird will do.
3:15 they should add missions to gain their respect so they dont shoot at you and shoot at your enemies
That... that’s actually not a half-bad idea.
mission passed
respect+
RESPECT+
Wow that’s actually a good idea..
Good idea indeed but don't be ridiculous. Rockstar won't go easy on you like that.
Me: shoots headhunter guards
Guards: _i can do this all day_
Took me 3 sniper shots in the face just to kill 1
@@olivercollay5667 you don't have the heavy sniper
@@Qauckarot ?
@@Qauckarot u dont play gta XD
Yonex J-Fun there’s mark 2 weapons in gta 5 you need a weapon work shop
me: *crashes car*
Police: now this is an avengers level threat
Me: * kills 10 people, destroy 2 cars, and rob a few people
Police: hehehe 1 star
Me: *accidentally walks into cop* oops,sorry.
Cops: *OPEN FIRE IMMEDIATELY!!!*
Yeah pretty accurate to real life
@@snakezase2998 shut your mouth nobody asked
@@BlazingnitroYT why are you angry?
I love the NPCs that just say, “Can I have some money? It’s for crack!” or some other hilarious shit like that
#1 tryhards as there brain is so small they can be considered npcs
Deserves more likes
@@devontayoung5654 thank u kind sir
So true
@The Great Hugo no
xD
Earlier I was driving my oppressor away from a mkII griefer, this random npc, hes on the third lane to the left, decides to turn right, hits me and kills me, and the griefer destroys my product. Npc’s are so stupid in the game.
I was doing vehicle cargo and then like 3 npcs just went across 4 lanes to ram into me and slow my down so the car got destroyed
Rockstar has coded them to drive infront of you if youre being chased by the police or doing some missions
@@ArctikToast Well, they must be stupid.
I seriously hate griefers, they just randomly don't care and decide to destroy your cargo and just leave the game.
Most annoying one is the ones who don’t know how to drive
imo
So all of them?
Bruh facts i try to escape jets and oppresors in my super car and the npc always take a 90 degree turn for not reason
Driving npc have the skill equivalent of that they are 3 years old and they just got their license at legoland
it seems like when they are somewhat in danger they decied to do everything in their power to get into the cross fire "oh this dude is right next to me and getting shot from behind? better slam into him"
Kyle exactly 😭
Police in GTA Online is an accurate representation of what's happening in US rn.
No, they really aren't
@@Clown_the_Clown lmao, yeah they are
@@herberthgonzalez8947 umm no dumb ass
Thats a joke
@@sockcult2904 you'd be surprised how many people actually believe this
Rockstar should add lobbies in where you can only have fun, like no police, but you can't do missions, selling, resupplying
I call it "sandbox" where you can fuck around and do funny shit
they should just add a more realistic system of getting stars, like npcs or players have to call 911 or a partol sees you
@@videoanalysiker7707 that's in watch dogs.
I walked past an NPC and she said "Thats it, I'm calling the police"
Edit: 2 star wanted level
When you and some player are fighting on the highway and the traffic gets spooked.
*_That's when you know it's over_*
Friend killed me and ran away in traffic. Needless to say, he didn't stand a chance against the 4 semi-trucks.
If you buy security they should alteast help you in battles
Time for npc wars. Who has the better aimbot?
@@thedominator5620 Niko
FACTS my security should be in a shoot out with the cops as soon as i pull up to my business
Yea
I have security in my bunker and always get resided
It just got raided two days ago so next time
I will sell as soon it’s Full
@@alexm20112012 if you sell before stock hits 40% you cannot get raided
I dont think they will remove business raids, but I know how to improve them. Have the security actually fight during the raid, where you arrive to the scene in the middle of the raid instead of the aftermath.
14:36
I know what The Professional meant.
A cop car crashed me and I got a wanted level.
Like WTF?!
It's like "You dare to block my way, you criminal scum?"
@@wingfury
If the cop complains, I'll just say:
"Blocking your way?! You dickheads hit me! Why don't you assholes drive your fat asses around me instead hitting me like if I wasn't there?"
Me: +Casually waiting at a stoplight, because... Idfk+
Police: +Rams into my car+
Me: •-•
Police: *SEND THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY!*
Me: ಠ ͜ʖಠ
*You look at the police*
Police: DIE LAWBREAKERS
10:40 yall remember in gta 4 when if you pointed a gun at a npc in a vehicle they would actually get out of the car and put their hands up
@Madam Meouff I would rather get outta the car than freak out and risk getting shot
“I’m looking for my friend, Gavin” -dude from RDR2
LJT should be on here for the hell of it, anyways.
Hey there... It's your partner... *LJT* with some *BAD* news.
Why can't he call with good news for once lol
God I wish LJT would just shut up for once.
@@DonVito703 for example
Hey partner I found I vehicle with a full bag of supplies you should steal it
And then he says “you know the max sentence is “
You know the saying “money grows on trees”
The guy that always yells WOOOOOOOW
Enemy npc's
Intelligence: *Awful*
Aim: *literal spec ops*
Health: *Rockastar why the hell did you give them so much HP?!*
Game makers: so how much heath do you want???
Rockstar: yes
They got 10K hp 😂😂😂
On the note of import/export enemies, on top of respawning a bunch, having good accuracy etc. they also respawn in literally seconds. Like you get the two cars chasing you off, kill them. You often won’t make it more than 70 feet before more spawn, sometimes in front, sometimes in back.
Special mention:
"aaaaAAaaAAAhhaaHh"
I was just going to mention that guy! He sounds like a bad Dice Man impression.
*Continuous horn*
11:30
I can explain this, to prevent crashes R* made the NPC’s switch lanes whenever you went into their lane so they would basically just go around you, so when you were in the truck you barely touch the lane and the NPC thought that you were gonna drive into his lane and hit him so he tried going around.
Do top 10 old vehicles that are still good in 2019
Hydra kuruma
Buzzard
T20, Zentorno, Armored Kuruma, Buzzard, Hydra, P996 Lazer, Z Type, X80 Proto, Phoenix, Oppersser mk1
Pillow Daily zentorno, lazer
Akuma (motorcycle)
And for the NPC drivers, they tend to purposefully crash into you even more when gunshots are fired. So during import export missions, it can be so damn annoying when the AI BLATANTLY drives into you.
My worst experience was when i had to pickup the car in a cargo bob and in the end it was $30,000 worth of damages :/
Damnnn
Guess I should complain about taking 2k damage
Its all good unless 2k hits on the repair cost meter.
@@adityasharma6579 yessir
fiddles You can complete that mission by landing the Cargobob on a nearby island and snipe the NPCs. Then you can hook onto the car in peace. Buzzards will spawn after you hook onto the car, and there is little to do about them if playing solo, but they won`t do any more damage than gangsters would do in most other sourcing missions.
Story time: one time I got afk in my car like 5 minutes when I came back I saw I have 2 star wanted level I made a video clip to see what happened and you know what happened? a cop car smashed into MY car and because of that I got a wanted level
I was just driving minding my own business, and the cop that was chasing the person in front just rammed into me and I got 2 starts
@@_yes_69___38 Cops are so unjustified and annoying that is why i always go in director mode so I can empty my rage on them
I just started playing and I’m rank 25 and pissed because the import export missions are horrible.
I have a few tips:
1. For standard range the npcs respawn twice
For mid it’s 3 times
For top range the npcs respawn 4 times when you source a vehicle.
2. Get out of your vehicle and park it far away from the gunfight
3. Kill the heli with a homing the snipe or AR the ground ones 4 times
For Export:
1. For the top range specialist dealer, npcs respawn twice.
2. Park the vehicle away from gunfight because they will randomly crash into the car JUST TO DAMAGE IT
3. After you kill them you’re free of everything
No shit rank 25
Max Evans Gildea rank 76 now
Thats why i mostly use the cargobob
I just kill the person who shoots me from the chopper and let the pilot follow me...no drama
Nah I just ignore them , I can get there with at least 99,000 , no crashes
I can tell pro was trying to hold back his laughter when the cops shot his character for no teason
Reason
Me: Stands next to officer
Officer : *Now this is an avengers level threat.*
In GTA online, drinking and driving is the death penalty. According to all LSPD
No wonder there is so much crime.
Journey awaits Finally... someone who speaks proper english
Every NPC ever : Exists.
Armoured Kuruma : *And I took that personally...*
Police guy is frustrated because there is out of stock of donuts on the store lol such a crazy npc's...
Me: shoots the loudest and most obvious gun in the game for 30 minutes
Cop: *HES GOT A GUN*
Took them long enough to realise lol
Don't mind me officer just beating up the valet like always
Nothing wrong here just a normal day in los Santos
GTA logic:
Merryweather Mercenarys : 60% accurate
Gang members on head hunter : 900% accurate
Yea and im like the merryweather dudes are supossed to be one of the most accurate npcs since theyre trained for kill ppl but a fucking gang member has more accuracy than them. Smfh
You calculated the last one wrong, 1000%
Doom Slayer
On headhunter I think that they are actually hired security, not gang members.
@@spliish they are gang members protecting a higher ranked mob boss.....
@@spliish Bodyguards*
"You're a heartbreaker, but there's no grudges where Dave is concerned"
When u got over 800 million and u pull up in a compact
How do you think he got that 800 million?
AfghanHippyKrak grinding?
@@customerjoe1124 saving his money was my point but yes that's also true
AfghanHippyKrak he already owns everything in the game so there’s nothing left to buy until new content is released thats why he was able to keep playing and saving he has nothing to spend it on lol
Same
14:33 am I the only one who laughed at this? 😂
Lmao dude got slapped twice one after the other, the officer on left “oh my god no”😂😂
@xBirds GMD its not true tho
@xBirds GMD oh, i thought you were making a reference to poloce brutality
i am laughing too what the ehack just whyyyyyyyy
There’s nothing worse than getting run over by an npc when ur trying to snipe someone
This is the reason I hit those enemy npcs with overwhelming force like with miniguns and explosive cannons if you have them available to you.
9mm bullets when you shoot them: haha it tickles
9mm bullets when enemies shoot them: 🦀 YOUR ARMOR IS GONE 🦀
Player: looks a cop from the corner of the eyes
Cops: oh this is WW III!
Actually the gangs are my favorite NPCs. It makes me feel like I’m in a rival gang when I gun them all down. Super fun
Tavawesome
But not when you doing a mission
But after the mission i just fire them with buzzer
It's also fun seeing them chasing down a rival player who tries attacking you. They may be armed with only pistols and micro SMGs, but they're still relentless as long as the cops don't come.
Dillon C I also love seeing them and the cops fight it out
For the NPC drivers another problem is that if you land a plane or helecopter, or are trying to take off in a plane if you take to long they just drive into you. WHO THE HELL JUST DRIVES INTO A PLANE ON THE ROAD
Exactly man tf😂😂
*police crashes into me*
*gets a star*
Nope. Police crashes into you
*Gets 3 starts*