joão singing to flavia was literally the carbon copy of that scene in the barbie movie where the lens sung to the barbie’s and that is irony in itself lmaoooo
Yeah, guys should never, ever serenade a girl. The only scenario that a girl should hear her guy singing is if they're at karaoke, or the guy is a musician and she is at his gig.
“I can’t wait to eject this information from my brain” And yet you still remember season one contents…I might be wrong but I think Dylan enjoys the show🤨💀
Imagine telling a guy that you are ready to commit to him and as you await his answer in return he picks up a guitar and you have to sit there and hear him sing a song saying how he doesn't know only for him to put the guitar down put on a sad boy face say "yeah no we're breaking up, but thanks for listening to the song tho it's gonna be a hit!" (He didn't actually say that, but I can't stop thinking that this is what was going on, lol)
@autumnnn1809 no seriously cause did you see her face, it'd still cringe if it was a love song, but at least then it'd still be endearing because he wrote it out of love For you. But this motherfucker wrote it just to tell her nah I'm gonna bounce, like what!!?! Her face said it all, just like "yeah so I realized I only wanna focus on you and- why are you pulling out a guitar?" It's funny but if it was me I'd be so confused yet fuming lol.
I found the reason why they refuse to admit to rule breaks. Previous contestants have said that there are plenty of times that they got away with rule breaks. I guess maybe there are blind spots. They don't want to admit to something "Lana" may not have seen.
Or maybe they do film everything but pick and choose which rule breaks they show/ punish. Makes sense that you could get away with SOME of it, that makes them still try and hope. Otherwise, there would be contestants who genuinely follow all the rules and they’d be incredibly boring to watch I imagine 🤷♀️
In this season I just felt really bad for Lucy, after all that Charlie really did just leave for Cat after looking into her eyes. Though they may have had a proper connection it was just bad
The only thing is that I wish he would have genuinely apologized to her after the break up. At least from the edit we never saw him own up to his actions and Lucy deserved at least the whole truth from him before leaving the retreat but we never got to see that which I think was fucked up.
Me too. Normally I don’t have much sympathy for these fake dramatic reality show romances but something about that made me feel so sad for her. No girl wants to be left for another girl right in front of their face like that and to not even hear it from him but everyone else
@@Maria-hw1uqIt's not Joel tho. From what I heard from his mom's audio I'm pretty sure he's Brazilian. "Joel" is probably the closest English can get to the sound but "João" it's not "Joel" at all. I get why Dylan had trouble with the pronunciation.
The movement of air, also known as wind, occurs bexause of the uneven heating of the atmosphere by the sun. Warm air expands (low pressure), cool air shrinks (high pressure) and pushes the warm air out of the way, thus, wind.
I agree with u dylan on investing on showing us the friendships built as much as the relationships because with the popularity of love island usa season 6 and ppg we can realize that platonic relationships can have just as much of an impact in the enjoyment of the watchers watching the shows as the physical romantic relationships.
me finding out the guy's name is João, and that he's brazillian when i thought Dylan was saying Jwow killed me aklsjsdkfs cannot unhear Jwow tho. so. that's just...i know it's a hard name to pronounce but it still makes me laugh sorry my dudes.
@@smiledance4933it’s hard for us to write it in English bc honestly it’s a Portuguese sound, but I believe “ã” would be similar to “un” in under, but I’m struggling to find something similar to the Brazilian O in English, but I think something like zhu-un-ow
why did i think you had your shirt unbuttoned that far down with nothing underneath for like 15 seconds until i realized you had a shirt on. i was like omg he’s really REALLY free on ooga booga !
@@Izzywildflowerr The Jo part is king of right but the ão pronunciation is usually very dificult for english speakers, it has a very nasal sound and its kind of hard to explain, I would sugest you look some videos up to listen to it.
the double take i did when i heard joao’s mom talking in portuguese was monumental lol my brazilian brain was like “why didn’t i need to immediately translate that part of the video?! that sounded right”
hearing Dylan pronounce João as "joe-wow" is both hilarious and painful to me lol. For those wondering: the J is the "zh" sound from "occasion" (uh·kay·zhn), the O is like "oh" , and the "ão " is like you got hurt and so you say "ow" (but in a slightly nasal way)
Dylan I beg you to read this 😂 I watched Harry Potter & TCOS the other day and when Hagrid comes back and everyone cheers I couldn’t stop laughing thinking about you questioning why everyone was cheering for him because he didn’t do anything 😂 and then I had the weird urge to watch Disney’s Atlantas when it was over, so I did, and about halfway through realized my brain connected the two because you look like Milo. Anyways, you’ve infiltrated my brain on a subconscious level so thanks for that.
This is the energy i need from my reality show recaps. Please keep passing the curse. Thank you dylan, thank you editor (is dylan editing ooga booga i dont remember?)
i've spent the whole video thinking his name was JAAL/JOAL, but it is JOÃO 😭😭 should've known when his mom spoke portuguese on the womb workshop honestly, too dumb of me btw guys, for context, the pronunciation is more like
IM SO HAPPY YOU POSTED OMG IM BEYOND DEPRESSED THANK U DYLAN THE 20 YEAR OLD MAN FOR SAVING MY DAY (I assessed punctuation was unnecessary to get the message across)
Either this was prerecorded or Dylan’s hair grows insanely quickly 😅 1:11 me whenever a big word flops out 😂 4:53 omg haha 7:18 LOL typical. He’s shallow let him have the shallow relationship ✌️😌 9:23 ahem…watchu doin there Dylan…🤭 16:40 BAHAHAHAH that sums up so many dates I’ve had. Whyyyyy 🙈 18:50 what the actual fuck 🤣 20:55 😳…oh god 21:56 haha reminds me of the “I love you BITCH” vine 😆 23:31 “I’m tryna get my calves watered” ahahahahaa 24:34 awwww that’s so sweet 33:56 ….😈
It is funny how Dylan pronounces "João" but I find it kinda disrespectful that Too Hot to Handle erased the ~ above the "a". I mean... that's his name. I know English doesn't have "acentos" but that doesn't mean they should change how someone else's name is written.
20:34 "It's a show about growth" is it tho? When they introduce elements like Bad Lana, new contestants, and other temptations, rather than focusing on the compatibility watches 😅
dylan just uses ooga booga as an excuse to watch reality tv but won't admit he loves them
Facts
Why is this so trueee
It's okay to like trash tv Dylan. It doesn't define you!
he needs to watch love island season 6.
Let’s not pretend like Dylan doesn’t watch it in his pastime on his own too
Us: "How old are you?"
Dylan: "21"
Us: "How long have you been 21?"
Dylan: "...Awhile"
Twilight reference. 😂😂
he jokes abt his age sm i had to actually look up what his real age was😂
🤣🤣🤣
What is his real age??
@@ksusha_keliya 33 If I'm not wrong
In the last two years I went from being younger than Dylan, to being older. I don't know what his secret is not to age, but it really works
this really made me giggle. we love our fountain of youth king
Netflix only stops when the show is *actually* good
Was this the last season?
So sad how true this statement is...
I felt this on a personal level
fr like why would they do this to dead boy detectives 😢
So real (anne with an e)
✨everything is going great✨
Dylan- "....UnTiL⚡🌩️⚡"
the best part of this video
When the magical Dylan pops up in your life, run before he can say that word
got interrupted watching a Dylan is in trouble video with an Ooga Booga notification, that is the definition of heaven
joão singing to flavia was literally the carbon copy of that scene in the barbie movie where the lens sung to the barbie’s and that is irony in itself lmaoooo
The way they were dressed in pink too 😭 it was literally that scene
@@discardme222 exactlyyyy it’s so funny
I was thinking the exact same, so glad I found this comment!!
I’m so glad someone else commented this, so I didn’t have too because it was SCREAMING that scene, down to the disinterested look on her face 😂😭
Yeah, guys should never, ever serenade a girl. The only scenario that a girl should hear her guy singing is if they're at karaoke, or the guy is a musician and she is at his gig.
i want him to play dress to impress so bad but now that i mention it that (one in a million) possibility is now gone
Not necessarily! Dylan always took game recommendations, he even had a submission form, it's probably still active on his gaming videos
Delete before he see it to increase the odds!
oh it would be so great!!
DYLANNNNN DO IT 🤬 ….. pls 😄
maybe since it’s a game, not a show or movie, he’d still be down!
“I can’t wait to eject this information from my brain” And yet you still remember season one contents…I might be wrong but I think Dylan enjoys the show🤨💀
5:21 -5:25 " he's my age" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
same 😭
😭😭😭😭😭
literally cackled out loud
I definitely saw it coming 😂
Imagine telling a guy that you are ready to commit to him and as you await his answer in return he picks up a guitar and you have to sit there and hear him sing a song saying how he doesn't know only for him to put the guitar down put on a sad boy face say "yeah no we're breaking up, but thanks for listening to the song tho it's gonna be a hit!" (He didn't actually say that, but I can't stop thinking that this is what was going on, lol)
PLSSSS😭😭😭 this is so fucking funny. I’m sorry but if a man busted out a guitar and started singing to me i’d feel so cringed out
@autumnnn1809 no seriously cause did you see her face, it'd still cringe if it was a love song, but at least then it'd still be endearing because he wrote it out of love For you. But this motherfucker wrote it just to tell her nah I'm gonna bounce, like what!!?! Her face said it all, just like "yeah so I realized I only wanna focus on you and- why are you pulling out a guitar?" It's funny but if it was me I'd be so confused yet fuming lol.
I would want to dig my hole in the ground right then and there, ain’t noo way
Then had the audacity to sing it to the others😭😭
I WAS NOT READY FOR 3:53 😵💫 Somebody get that surfboard to therapy
He 1000% googled whether debaucherous was a word before he did the final take
I found the reason why they refuse to admit to rule breaks. Previous contestants have said that there are plenty of times that they got away with rule breaks. I guess maybe there are blind spots. They don't want to admit to something "Lana" may not have seen.
Or maybe they do film everything but pick and choose which rule breaks they show/ punish. Makes sense that you could get away with SOME of it, that makes them still try and hope. Otherwise, there would be contestants who genuinely follow all the rules and they’d be incredibly boring to watch I imagine 🤷♀️
IT'S ALL FAKE
If this is true, it would surely explain a lot!
Um excuse me what happened to the ooga booga intro 😔 to stay that I am upset is an understatement
he didnt have the budget 😔
In this season I just felt really bad for Lucy, after all that Charlie really did just leave for Cat after looking into her eyes. Though they may have had a proper connection it was just bad
The only thing is that I wish he would have genuinely apologized to her after the break up. At least from the edit we never saw him own up to his actions and Lucy deserved at least the whole truth from him before leaving the retreat but we never got to see that which I think was fucked up.
Me too. Normally I don’t have much sympathy for these fake dramatic reality show romances but something about that made me feel so sad for her. No girl wants to be left for another girl right in front of their face like that and to not even hear it from him but everyone else
i also felt like it was kinda because cat was a rule breaker and lucy wasn’t
3:54
Dylan…..you owe me financial compensation for putting my eyes through that
Bro I SHRIEKED 😭😭
I really don't care that much about Too Hot to Handle, I just want to hang out with Dylan
he’s his own too hot to handle
meeee
@@lottie227 real
the way i clicked so quickly
same
same! 🤣
real
samee
I know Chris from uni but could only get through 2 episodes so I’m glad Dylan made a video to catch me up🤣🤌
Ok I actually understand the wind fascination... Its an air bender thing, ya'll wouldn't get it 😭🤣
It definetely made me google "how does wind happen" so that was something x)
Holding your hands out of the car and feeling the wind press against your hand as you “bend” it is one of my core childhood memories 😂🌬️
as a brazilian, i can't get over the way you say joão
Eu só fui entender que era João quando apareceu a mãe dele falando português KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
literalmente ikksjjfjskd
Sério!! Eu tava tipo qual é o nome desse menino?? Até ver escrito 😂
TAMBÉM eu só percebi que era João quando ele escreveu joao greatest hits na tela
Omg same!!! I was like "I speak portuguese, why don't I know this name?🤔". I even thought he meant joel for a while😅
Dylan..."Lana spelled backwards is a dirty word...."
Me...having a mind fart..."Alan?" 🤣🤪
Girl, same! 😂😂
Nala?😅
"I'm trying to get my calves watered. What are you talking about?" 😂
That was the one that got me too! So unexpected and yet so funny :)
21:06 LOL realizing what Dylan’s been trying to pronounce this whole time got me giggling really hard
'Djua-u' 😂
I thought he was saying jwow 😭😭😭
was out here asking myself why was Dylan pronouncing Joel like that 😭😭😭
and after showing his mother speaking portuguese too. it us like a truck 😭😭
@@Maria-hw1uqIt's not Joel tho. From what I heard from his mom's audio I'm pretty sure he's Brazilian. "Joel" is probably the closest English can get to the sound but "João" it's not "Joel" at all. I get why Dylan had trouble with the pronunciation.
The movement of air, also known as wind, occurs bexause of the uneven heating of the atmosphere by the sun. Warm air expands (low pressure), cool air shrinks (high pressure) and pushes the warm air out of the way, thus, wind.
!!!
Someone tag Jordan please
Jordan just wants to know what the wind is, and no one will tell him!!
I agree with u dylan on investing on showing us the friendships built as much as the relationships because with the popularity of love island usa season 6 and ppg we can realize that platonic relationships can have just as much of an impact in the enjoyment of the watchers watching the shows as the physical romantic relationships.
Dylan back with his nose ring 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
Me… a love island USA producer waiting to see if Dylan watches season 6 to see how bad he roasts it 😂
I would loovveee it if he watched it
Same omg he needs to watch love island
I don’t even look at Louis from THTH the same anymore knowing him and Miguel are best friends from home😂😂
We all saw this video coming.. cant wait for the breakup song reaction
This!!
oh my god im excited
dylan you’re too hot to handle 😭
Ur telling me ur still doing too hot to handle when love island season 6 commentary is right there! Cmon man
Is no one going to mention that Joao literally reenacted the scene from the Barbie movie?
i thought the same thing lol
life imitates art i guess
i NEED dylan’s commentary on the last season of Love Island
YESSS PLEASE
Yesss
I need him to go back to the game
FRR
YES LOVE ISLAND US SEASON 6 IK NO SUGGESTION BUT PLSSSS
Man, you really are astonishing! You have such mature views and opinions for a man so young, at only 21 years of age. Admirable, really!
I can't believe I find a 20 year old talking about dating shows this entertaining lol
me finding out the guy's name is João, and that he's brazillian when i thought Dylan was saying Jwow killed me aklsjsdkfs cannot unhear Jwow tho. so. that's just...i know it's a hard name to pronounce but it still makes me laugh sorry my dudes.
SAME
How do you pronounce it phonetically?
@@smiledance4933it’s hard for us to write it in English bc honestly it’s a Portuguese sound, but I believe “ã” would be similar to “un” in under, but I’m struggling to find something similar to the Brazilian O in English, but I think something like zhu-un-ow
Same lol
Morta que eu não conseguia entender que porra ele tava falando e era joão kkkkkkkk 🇧🇷🇧🇷
thanks Dylan for keeping me up to date with trash tv
I’m sorry, ik it was meant to be serious when he said “ I feelh like a lil boyh”. BUT I died laughing 😂😂😂😂
why did i think you had your shirt unbuttoned that far down with nothing underneath for like 15 seconds until i realized you had a shirt on. i was like omg he’s really REALLY free on ooga booga !
The way I was like what kind of name is Joao and then heard his mom speak brazilian and was like fuck its João 😂😂😂
how do you pronounce it i’m interested
@@Izzywildflowerr The Jo part is king of right but the ão pronunciation is usually very dificult for english speakers, it has a very nasal sound and its kind of hard to explain, I would sugest you look some videos up to listen to it.
Yes that nasal sound is very typical portuguese and a lot of languages have difficulty pronuncing it but its more like Ju-a-on but the on is nasal
@@Izzywildflowerrit's supposed to be JO AM U
@@Izzywildflowerrjo- awn . Or like Jo - un pronouncing the "un" like in the word under
I've been WAITING for you to upload thank you my day got better instantly
0:18 not you wearing the same clothes for all of theses
Oh my gawt. I’ve been impatiently waiting. Also, that one joke you made, was really good. 👍
You need to watch Love Island USA season 6 for the platonic relationships that lack in this show
The womb workshop sounded funny until you showed them play messages of their moms, I even got teary eyed 😭
just thought i would update dylan on cam and emily from season two… THEY HAD A KID
no matter how many times you joke about being 20 i laugh jdhdhdhdh
This video was sanitary great job shortcake 🎉
the way he tries to pronounce João is so funny asghjhasdhjdasj
Taking a break from my scam college work to watch this video
He should definitely watch Love Island USA season 6!! He would become so invested, I just know it. It has the drama level that he's looking for!!
dylan i was just sobbing and then i logged onto youtube saw you posted and literally breathed a sigh of relief
I thought you were saying joao’s name was “jwow” this whole video until I realized he’s Portuguese 😭😭 that pronunciation hurt my Brazilian heart
3:54
Oh…what a horrible day to have eyes 😭😭😭
as a portuguese person the way you said joao everytime had me dying 😂😂 it was so wrong
3:12 not the 50 shades music 😭
English is my second language and even though I’ve been fluent for years every time Dylan speaks I doubt my own knowledge of the language
Dylan is literally the only reason I even know about this 😂. I'd never watch this without him.
Same, when a friend tells me to watch something like this, I just watch a Dylan video about that thing and regurgitate Dylan's words to them 😂😂
needed something to watch rn, perfect timing
NOOO i thought it was love island for a sec and got excited
the double take i did when i heard joao’s mom talking in portuguese was monumental lol my brazilian brain was like “why didn’t i need to immediately translate that part of the video?! that sounded right”
Your English seems great, why do you need to translate
"me explaining what happens on a carousel" LMAO 11:25
I literally just rewatched his season 1 video 🤣
Dylan: Guess what they named this bad version of Lana?
Me: Nala?
Dylan: Bad Lana.
Me: oh, good to know I’m not the only one bad at naming things 😂
Dylan being like remmber we did that movie commentary
And I instantly going YES I do remmber cause I've watched all of his videos is so satisfying
Dylan, we all know you secretly love this show...
the way you say joão's name is so funny to me as a brazilian
dylan butchering joão's name broke my brazilian heart 🥲
hearing Dylan pronounce João as "joe-wow" is both hilarious and painful to me lol.
For those wondering: the J is the "zh" sound from "occasion" (uh·kay·zhn), the O is like "oh" , and the "ão " is like you got hurt and so you say "ow" (but in a slightly nasal way)
I had a bad morning. This is the best surprise when I open the app. Thanks, Dylan. I'd never watch this without you to make it funny.
Hope your days goes better !!🤍
Dylan I beg you to read this 😂 I watched Harry Potter & TCOS the other day and when Hagrid comes back and everyone cheers I couldn’t stop laughing thinking about you questioning why everyone was cheering for him because he didn’t do anything 😂 and then I had the weird urge to watch Disney’s Atlantas when it was over, so I did, and about halfway through realized my brain connected the two because you look like Milo. Anyways, you’ve infiltrated my brain on a subconscious level so thanks for that.
This is the energy i need from my reality show recaps. Please keep passing the curse. Thank you dylan, thank you editor (is dylan editing ooga booga i dont remember?)
Not to mention Christian was 19 and Joao was bothering this frat bro about his relationship
Broo is just blessing us with new videos at this point
i've spent the whole video thinking his name was JAAL/JOAL, but it is JOÃO 😭😭 should've known when his mom spoke portuguese on the womb workshop honestly, too dumb of me
btw guys, for context, the pronunciation is more like
I am having a really rough day and I needed something to distract myself and I remembered you posted the other day. Thank you
OMG BRO I LITERALLY JUST BINGED ALL YOUR THTH VIDEOS YESTERDAY THANK YOU FOR THIS OFFERING KING 🙏🙏‼️
my fav kind of videos is backkkkk
I gagged at the end of the video because he literally let his intrusive thoughts win and ate the microphone
it took me 21:08 minutes to realize his name is joão and not jihwuao (i'm from portugal where joão is the most common name ever)
Sorry but the Joao singing on the beach with a guitar is literally that scene from the Barbie movie 😂
not to alarm you but there is a spider on your forehead
IM SO HAPPY YOU POSTED OMG IM BEYOND DEPRESSED THANK U DYLAN THE 20 YEAR OLD MAN FOR SAVING MY DAY (I assessed punctuation was unnecessary to get the message across)
Either this was prerecorded or Dylan’s hair grows insanely quickly 😅
1:11 me whenever a big word flops out 😂
4:53 omg haha
7:18 LOL typical. He’s shallow let him have the shallow relationship ✌️😌
9:23 ahem…watchu doin there Dylan…🤭
16:40 BAHAHAHAH that sums up so many dates I’ve had. Whyyyyy 🙈
18:50 what the actual fuck 🤣
20:55 😳…oh god
21:56 haha reminds me of the “I love you BITCH” vine 😆
23:31 “I’m tryna get my calves watered” ahahahahaa
24:34 awwww that’s so sweet
33:56 ….😈
It is funny how Dylan pronounces "João" but I find it kinda disrespectful that Too Hot to Handle erased the ~ above the "a". I mean... that's his name. I know English doesn't have "acentos" but that doesn't mean they should change how someone else's name is written.
Wow, Barbie did not lie when they showed that man literally sing at us with guitars on the beach…
0:45 surprised he didn’t pay himself on the back for saying debaucherous.
20:34 "It's a show about growth" is it tho? When they introduce elements like Bad Lana, new contestants, and other temptations, rather than focusing on the compatibility watches 😅
It took me a while to understand the guy's name is João. Love watching americans pronouncing brazilian names lmao
Im a wind scientist and i had lots of interaction like jordan’s, it hurts
Wind is def fascinating
As someone that lives in a hurricane prone country
@@iamabee4452 truly the best thing to research, love it so much
The way I woke up from an afternoon nap and was thinking, it's been a couple of days since I've seen a video from Dylan only to see the notification.
3:11 sorry not sorry i cant stop rewatching this 😭
19:00 I’m not gonna lie….the womb workshop thing might be the most original and interesting idea that this show has had
I feel like the guys get all the good workshops and the girls just get "look at your vagina in a mirror and say it's pretty"
Omg totally not a recommendation but imagine if Dylan did Love island usa season 6, he’d be so cool😭🙏
The way he pronounces João tho, cute
00:01 WHERES THE BOOGA CHANT 😔
I was saying Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, before I checked to see if there was a Dylan video. It worked.
Dylan its a Thurs- I mean OH MY GOD A DYLAN VIDEO ON MONDAY!!
Idk why but these videos have me hooked and down badddd