Messytails: The Brown Nose Pup Story - Tales From the Internet

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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8872

    In the video, I mention that I contacted the person I believe to have created the Eric story. He just responded to my message, and my suspicions were correct. He admitted that he was just trolling, although he does think there's a good chance he's really dead.
    Edit: The owner of the messytaiis account Said he’s Argentinian and made it to mess around. So also not the real messy tails.

    • @serathetrickster9749
      @serathetrickster9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      why would you make a video on scat furry porn

    • @vapordreams983
      @vapordreams983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Do a video on the Andrew WK being dead conspiracy theory.

    • @TheScienceguy77
      @TheScienceguy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We can only hope.

    • @Idk-ct5ky
      @Idk-ct5ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@serathetrickster9749 he knew you were watching

    • @sheepism470
      @sheepism470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5370

    “A guy ate nothing but shit for 6 years. This is what happened to his brain.” -ChubbyEmu

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      I don’t think his brain was very healthy to begin with

    • @Primith12
      @Primith12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      He's a 25 year man presenting ☝️ to the emergency room unconcious and unresponsive

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Something something fecemia

    • @noobrebuilder8260
      @noobrebuilder8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine fecemia, fec means poop, and emia, means presence in blood, poop presence in blood

    • @furgel7717
      @furgel7717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Primith12 God fucking damnit I can see the exact bloody pose because of that finger emoji.

  • @dgsta8914
    @dgsta8914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

    “Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3”- Brownnose pup

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      this quote is burned into my brain forever

    • @w1lDstYLe
      @w1lDstYLe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Truly the Hemmingway of our generation.

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@maeam the term musky husky is never leaving my brain

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      the worst part is he isn't wrong 💀

    • @chompchompchangbin
      @chompchompchangbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AMEN!!!!

  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6918

    There it is. Whang looks like it's time for another collab 😈

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Didn’t know my man emu was a cultured Whang fan

    • @katiegunzz8525
      @katiegunzz8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      This man ate his own shit... this is what happened to his internet legacy

    • @Silvermoon424
      @Silvermoon424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@jjcoola998 It's even cooler than that, Whang has portrayed patients in Emu's videos a couple of times now.

    • @oxycodin2253
      @oxycodin2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m creasing 💀

    • @SoloDX
      @SoloDX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      MT, presenting to the emergency room with fecesemia... ehhh, you can finish this for me.

  • @rotgutted
    @rotgutted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3471

    If Messytails became part of the "Human Centipede" Experiment he'd be the only one to enjoy it lol

    • @SpicyGirlLilly
      @SpicyGirlLilly ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Omg I was seriously thinking the exact same lol

    • @ghedebaronsamedi
      @ghedebaronsamedi ปีที่แล้ว

      Make him a lead piece. Problem solved. :)

    • @loliconlord3898
      @loliconlord3898 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr

    • @frenchfriedbagel7035
      @frenchfriedbagel7035 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok we’ll make him the front of the centipede.

    • @gglobensky
      @gglobensky ปีที่แล้ว +320

      He'd be pissed if he was the first in line

  • @FPSDIESEL
    @FPSDIESEL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22103

    I'm so desensitized to the internet I just ate my dinner too this.

    • @darkopetrovski1451
      @darkopetrovski1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

      Hope it wasnt messy

    • @q.m9094
      @q.m9094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Same, I’m eating fucking sohoor to this

    • @Utonian21
      @Utonian21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I ate white peeps

    • @FreakenPinko256
      @FreakenPinko256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Try eating some Tootsie Rolls if ya want a tougher challenge.

    • @MoltenPlane
      @MoltenPlane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I was eating danish's that were a bit too full

  • @PrincessTama2003
    @PrincessTama2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6520

    "hey whang, we want to sponsor you."
    "alright, you get the shitty furry episode."
    "the what."

    • @cerqy
      @cerqy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      that one coked out exec: brilliant!

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      If you sponsor Whang you pretty much should know what you're getting into. That said it was almost like a hazing like oh first time sponsor okay, here we goooooooo.

    • @Sabrowsky
      @Sabrowsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Its like people that ask to sponsor InternetHistorian.
      Invariably, its not gonna look entirely good

    • @sugarskulls2817
      @sugarskulls2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Sabrowsky Proof that swearing isn't going to make you unfriendly to advertising and youtube should stop demonetizing creators for saying "no no" words when they're not producing kid's content.

    • @MrEnollx
      @MrEnollx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      To be fair, it was an apt sponsorship choice because now I feel unclean.

  • @loganwendigo937
    @loganwendigo937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5424

    His furry avatar is so intimidating. It’s like he’s saying “yeah I cover myself in shit, what are ya going to do about it?” straight to me.

    • @shiawasekappukekiful
      @shiawasekappukekiful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      *”Run away”*

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YES

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      chad energy

    • @wellingtonbruh3756
      @wellingtonbruh3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      "go ahead, call the cops, they can't un-eat your shit"

    • @internetuser8922
      @internetuser8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "furry avatar" -> the term fursona is infinitely more clever though

  • @ryla22
    @ryla22 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I just really feel the need to point out that this man didn't like the poop oatmeal. Not because it was literally human feces, but because the oatmeal made the poop taste worse.
    Why do I use the internet still? This is pain. And I'm not into pain.

    • @n7x
      @n7x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s not wrong though, plain oatmeal tastes terrible, I can’t imagine how bad it would taste with feces

    • @bloodboy0229
      @bloodboy0229 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      at this point I'm either num to it
      or just actual use to it

    • @chelonianmobile
      @chelonianmobile 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HOW???

  • @matteb859
    @matteb859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3686

    Scat was almost beyond the point of being a fetish for this guy, it wasn’t just a sexual thing, it has worked it’s way into almost every aspect of his life.

    • @FedoraSpunk
      @FedoraSpunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      "my entire life revolves around covering myself in shit and shitting on myself."
      He probably an heroed

    • @pingu4628
      @pingu4628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Im the scatman

    • @artural.4475
      @artural.4475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      It wasn't a fetish, it was a lifestyle

    • @MitridatedCarbon
      @MitridatedCarbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      This sounds like something out of Trainspotting

    • @Nightman221k
      @Nightman221k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Except his car, which, like Whang, I find pretty funny. Stinking up his vehicle with poop is the step too far to cross.

  • @misterbiscuit3706
    @misterbiscuit3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4133

    Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months, and having this be the outcome of your child

    • @Crystalkitzoku
      @Crystalkitzoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      *yeet the baby*
      /j
      Edit: okay yeah hj, maybe srs

    • @ashurive
      @ashurive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@Crystalkitzoku /srs

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@ashurive definitely /srs

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Some people call it murder, if i was his mother, i would call it "his sweet release of death" and then proceed to do an impression of Kurt Cobain

    • @TeamFriendship8600
      @TeamFriendship8600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      This is actually the best pro-abortion PSA ever made.

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5837

    This is an inevitable suffering I'm glad I finally get to endure.

    • @Bruhngus420
      @Bruhngus420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hello huggbees. Have a good day.

    • @Purpleturtlehurtler
      @Purpleturtlehurtler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yo. We need a crossover here.

    • @axelstars6419
      @axelstars6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Real gamer crossover hours

    • @DPedroBoh
      @DPedroBoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To crush my hopes with scat i must. Ultimate suffering i must endure.

    • @-SRM-
      @-SRM- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey there Huggbees

  • @DavidAlejandroYT
    @DavidAlejandroYT 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +637

    4:31 Tweeted on my 10th birthday. While I was playing on my Wii U, this guy was shitting himself and chowing down on it. What a world

    • @XplicitTruth444
      @XplicitTruth444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      hahahaha

    • @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
      @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and in a couple months you can finally drink away the pain from this.

    • @callum9360
      @callum9360 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      no actually same, i was playing new super mario bros and this guy was stuffing his face 😭

    • @Sipliminal
      @Sipliminal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yikes, happy birthday pal.

    • @brownbread6906
      @brownbread6906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It is my birth date too😭😭

  • @theodd1sout
    @theodd1sout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4219

    I had to stop watching this video multiple times so I wouldn't throw up

    • @eatingicepops
      @eatingicepops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Replying to this 5 minutes after your reply was posted :0

    • @JJisF_Alt
      @JJisF_Alt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      pog

    • @cattleprodding
      @cattleprodding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Given your name, I'd say it's quite fitting.

    • @sirsnausages2164
      @sirsnausages2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      comment from a popular youtuber pog

    • @skloopae6566
      @skloopae6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I understand

  • @shaymiss_sardini
    @shaymiss_sardini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    *I wouldn't've left the womb if i knew it was gonna be like this*

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Unfortunately, *you can't go back.*

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@osvaldocarrillo9053
      No thanks, I’d rather not watch unbirth

    • @osvaldocarrillo9053
      @osvaldocarrillo9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Mel0nCake404 fair enou-

    • @plaguefellow4956
      @plaguefellow4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I would’ve stayed in the primordial soup if this was gonna happen

    • @collinrogers4742
      @collinrogers4742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@osvaldocarrillo9053 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! PUSH BACK!

  • @DarkDan76
    @DarkDan76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    "that guy is making shit up" i don't know why that sent my sides into orbit

    • @davood123
      @davood123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wheeeeze

    • @cumcumcum148
      @cumcumcum148 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A real knee slapper

  • @jakef.7126
    @jakef.7126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    This is one of the rare times I was unhappy to learn someone got their own car and their own place....

  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9810

    Whang is the TH-cam equivalent of sushi. Given the material it should be horrible but the presentation and seasoning is so good that it all tastes fantastic.

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Weird seeing you here dude

    • @giovannidipierfrancescodim3058
      @giovannidipierfrancescodim3058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Hey, my favourite youtube father figure is watching my favourite poop youtuber

    • @juicyd9233
      @juicyd9233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh hey is my favorite youtuber leaving a comment on my other favorite youtube💖

    • @firefayt
      @firefayt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      out of all places to talk about food, you choose the video where the guy eats poop

    • @DarkPeter
      @DarkPeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my favourite youtuber

  • @BigJunnySoprano69
    @BigJunnySoprano69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7606

    I remember when someone in my high school showed me the Messytails thing as a joke and I ended up vomiting all over the wall. Fun times.

    • @mikehawk195
      @mikehawk195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      "that's fun... Actually I'm not feeling so go~BLEEEEGHHHHG

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      You should have vomited on the person who showed you it for revenge

    • @darkmistico
      @darkmistico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      you are weak

    • @rageviral7797
      @rageviral7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I feel like that right now

    • @negispringfield6156
      @negispringfield6156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ​@Scum Japan is truly the weirdest place in terms of media. It makes "shit" like this feel normal

  • @donvandenberg5301
    @donvandenberg5301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    "So I googled it." Your FBI agent must have a minor heart attack every time he checks your search history.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Of course Gawker had an article on it

    • @chilldudie242
      @chilldudie242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His AI FBI bot lol

    • @lucidattf
      @lucidattf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chilldudie242 hopefully, i mean they better not be subjecting a human to that shit

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He doesnt have one anymore, actually. After the pile of corpses theyve had to wheelbarrow out

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@snowgrave2475 like they didn't even send them in one by one, they just had an entire team watching him.

  • @thepeterman7809
    @thepeterman7809 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    I was actually surprised Messy didn't end up being a sexual predator of any sort, just a guy with a weird fetish

    • @EternalTheMandarinGoddess
      @EternalTheMandarinGoddess ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he does have *that* symbol in his bio, so who knows. Maybe he did fuck some dogs. But i hope not, cause i really do wanna feel bad for the guy.

    • @danielszilagyi9112
      @danielszilagyi9112 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      That's not just a "weird" fetish, it's fucked up. What's even more sad is that stuff like this isn't even the bottom of fucked up, oh no it just keeps going!

    • @thepeterman7809
      @thepeterman7809 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@danielszilagyi9112 I know, but I say like, in terms of involving others. I think it's vile and disgusting too, but he's not harming anyone, at least that I know of...!

    • @danielszilagyi9112
      @danielszilagyi9112 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thepeterman7809 hm, that is true...

    • @montgomery2168
      @montgomery2168 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      I mean he did say he actually liked actual animals, soooo he like was actually super bad

  • @nono-ky2yu
    @nono-ky2yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    "I've been gaslit by the brown-nose pup" is something I didnt expect to hear. Ever. I'm not glad I did.

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Braplit

    • @tonkuriihq8133
      @tonkuriihq8133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "gaslit" unfortunately takes on a whole new meaning when brown nose pup is involved...

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tonkuriihq8133 shit lit

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cheezy_Bunz why

  • @NBDYSPCL
    @NBDYSPCL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Love the idea of scientist being asked 'hey will you die from eating your own poop?' And them saying 'Sir, I have a degree'

    • @obsidianthe7th
      @obsidianthe7th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sir this is an Arby's.

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@obsidianthe7th am i allowed to commit arson in your arby's?

  • @markusschweizer6866
    @markusschweizer6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    With every internet tale, Whang's eyes become a little emptier.

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh I thought you were gonna say something like "his eyes get slimmer" because, y'know, Asians.

    • @yungtortillachips
      @yungtortillachips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Lexilove2016 huh

    • @brotatochimp
      @brotatochimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Linus Fu it was mud butt that was brewing

    • @chiccengreen1867
      @chiccengreen1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its taking its toll on him and he pays with his soul

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only until he finds the true Saki Sanobashi / Go for a Punch anime

  • @EriksGarbage
    @EriksGarbage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    watching this video while eating is like playing russian roulette with a completely filled revolver

    • @EriksGarbage
      @EriksGarbage 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Can I stop getting notifications about this comment. I was drinking fucking chocolate milk. Come on.

    • @runningroundruins
      @runningroundruins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I have the power of
      ✨⭐️BEING DESENSITIZED⭐️✨

    • @kerplunkkk
      @kerplunkkk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@runningroundruins real

  • @caleb9164
    @caleb9164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    When messytails said "Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3" I felt that 😔

    • @rasmusmalmberg6468
      @rasmusmalmberg6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      "Go ahead, put me in the hospital. They can't uneat my shit."

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHhsjns

    • @Guadalajara1937
      @Guadalajara1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That tweet is actually how I discovered this story

    • @tallzombie12345
      @tallzombie12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@rasmusmalmberg6468 "Actually..." - hospital staff moments before removing his stomach

    • @cletusmandeletusman2328
      @cletusmandeletusman2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what in satan’s name

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    I'm going to say that Messytails and Blowfly Girl transcended this Earth and became twin demigods of filth.

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Fuckin greater daemons of nurgle more like it

    • @daemonvanmeir9697
      @daemonvanmeir9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jinglejangle1533 do not use my name in vein pls.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@daemonvanmeir9697 Whoa! You're not Daemon of Daemon Tools are you?

    • @budbanter
      @budbanter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This sounds like something belongs on wattpad with deep lore

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Atleast Blowfly girl is alive... i think

  • @syafiqjabar
    @syafiqjabar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3422

    I'm Ramadan fasting and this video is a good appetite suppressant.

    • @popthepeach1044
      @popthepeach1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Same lmao

    • @femme_fatalist
      @femme_fatalist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Good to know I'm not the only one 😂

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Now this is the trick I had to use. I tried and failed on day 1.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good for you 🤣

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ramadan mubarak

  • @bigcatwithbigpawz
    @bigcatwithbigpawz ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “peanut butter and poop sandwiches. chocolate poop milkshakes.” I CANT. 💀💀💀

    • @MakoTheMano
      @MakoTheMano 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Literally larping 2 girls 1 cup 😭😭😭😭 Im distraught....

    • @cutiepatootie_101
      @cutiepatootie_101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MakoTheManoHELP STOP WHY WAS THEIR VOMIT ORANGE

    • @Raniraimbow_officiall
      @Raniraimbow_officiall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@cutiepatootie_101 because they were probably eating something orange before the vid

    • @moohoo725
      @moohoo725 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💩 🍩 🤤🤤🤤

  • @xXGODHANDXx
    @xXGODHANDXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    I'm still fascinated at how you can look at stuff like this and keep your sanity.

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      You don't, you lose grip rapidly

    • @RIP2UALL
      @RIP2UALL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Worse stuff on the internet.

    • @cartilagehead
      @cartilagehead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      how do you know he’s sane?

    • @xXGODHANDXx
      @xXGODHANDXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cartilagehead true true

    • @sarahmayfield827
      @sarahmayfield827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It's our generation, totally desensitized

  • @JarlFrank
    @JarlFrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    The best part about Whang's increasingly disgusting internet history videos is that no matter how terrible the subject matter, he keeps finding sponsors.

    • @Luke-1337
      @Luke-1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I like to imagine he hold them at gunpoint to do the sponsors. Like who says: “I indeed would want to sponsor a dude covering a very mentally sick person who is a danger to himself by eating and doing god who knows what with shit” without questioning your decisions.

    • @berobero686
      @berobero686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      After such story wish to wash yourself is guarantee. So soap sponsor gets sales

    • @incredibleflameboy
      @incredibleflameboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brightcellars do match your wine to food preferences. They can probably help messytails out.

    • @VyxentheFox
      @VyxentheFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A video about a woman being burst open from drug abuse and horrible swelling causing a horrid liquid lake that covered half a hospital room? Sure we'll sponsor that.

    • @boonkietime4239
      @boonkietime4239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whang is a metal head, black mentality, New Yawk accented, Asian with a 1800s Gentleman mustache and the voice of a Art Bell - Barry White fusion.
      Whang is a legendary urban legend pokeMAN proven real. You won't find another Whang, like you won't find another Cardi B. He's gonna get sponsored. Too rare a being not to.

  • @buttermilkslam
    @buttermilkslam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    i keep cycling between hysterical laughter and existential suffering while watching this video

    • @H3iMda11_G0d
      @H3iMda11_G0d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was confused by your comment.... But not anymore 😮😬😅😆

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now I'm REALLY excited to watch this video!

    • @fableagain
      @fableagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aka the usual

    • @velvetaeon2774
      @velvetaeon2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could be worse
      You could be existentially laughing
      And hysterically suffering

    • @cervid_appreciator
      @cervid_appreciator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s just existential suffering for me bro

  • @birdthing5778
    @birdthing5778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Saw the title and immediately went "This better not be what I think it is."
    It was.

    • @carnanya
      @carnanya 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally

  • @ChrisShredfield
    @ChrisShredfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear bad

    • @SnizelOfficial
      @SnizelOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Engineer Gaming

    • @n1nsen666
      @n1nsen666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Engineer PFP making an actual TF2 reference. You love to see it.

    • @hi-wm7tb
      @hi-wm7tb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey

    • @meeramenon3161
      @meeramenon3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      engi mains rise up

  • @KagariAsuha
    @KagariAsuha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4080

    As a Canadian, I’m almost positive that the Messytails imposter is Australian. I’ve never heard anyone but Australians use the phrase ‘how you going’.

    • @LlywelynGX
      @LlywelynGX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Hows it going fellow Canadian

    • @KagariAsuha
      @KagariAsuha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@LlywelynGX doing as well as I can during Covid and all that! How are you, friend? :D

    • @LlywelynGX
      @LlywelynGX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@KagariAsuha I'm good thanks

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hello fellow Canadians

    • @CumPrincess
      @CumPrincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      can confirm

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    Im absolutley repulsed by this but at the same time I feel really bad for him. Like this isnt like a weird internet fetish like the stuff you see on deviantart and its reserved to being art; this is a guy who had family/friends intervening and getting hospitalized. Maybe he isn't dead but he's probably institutionalized for his obsession. I hope the guy can sort his life out or something

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I can't even think of what i would do if my brother or cousin or whatever ends up like that. I can't even beat till' he learned because he will be covered in shit

    • @max_punch
      @max_punch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@artlover9261 get one of those powerwashers people clean sidewalks with, and spray his ass

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@artlover9261 Honestly, if it was a loved one and someone you cared, you should help them and support efforts in getting help. If my brother did this, I'd help him seek therapy and try my best to be the best sibling to him.
      But honestly, what leads a person to do this shit? Fuck, can't even say shit without gagging.

    • @bluefxi2603
      @bluefxi2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don’t feel bad for him he doesn’t deserve sympathy no furry does

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@bluefxi2603 Dude, furries are people too...

  • @chelonianmobile
    @chelonianmobile 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I feel like the zoophilia should be the part focused on here. With the poop, the only one at risk of getting hurt or sick is him, not an innocent animal.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@chelonianmobile SIR the coprophilia is the one and only focus forever do not try to deflect

    • @stmsly
      @stmsly 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      nah he could get a disease and spread it

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2502

    Bro people are messed up and need help

    • @pawnscrib1842
      @pawnscrib1842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Quick question: do u shave the mustache often or are u just not able to grow a mustache

    • @Hero-oz9gx
      @Hero-oz9gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yea man.

    • @candlesticks8
      @candlesticks8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You again

    • @erm_ok
      @erm_ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      oh my god that's so fucking original and adds so much to the conversation

    • @Hero-oz9gx
      @Hero-oz9gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@erm_ok yea man.

  • @hevbev3318
    @hevbev3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    First time I’ve actually felt sick watching but I just can’t stop it’s just too morbidly intriguing

    • @molotera8789
      @molotera8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not even the Swamps of Dagobah story?

    • @wanshimagnumdong8834
      @wanshimagnumdong8834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@molotera8789 Nah, Swamps of Dagobah is just plain gross; it's just a medical team getting shat on by an infected butthole one time, and they react to it like any normal person would. Whereas this is multiple cases of a guy in a fursuit eating his own shit and getting off to it, and repeatedly doing it in increasingly depraved ways.

    • @edgarblackwell1474
      @edgarblackwell1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even Blowfly girl?

    • @kingace6576
      @kingace6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I have to agree with you on that.

    • @wanshimagnumdong8834
      @wanshimagnumdong8834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edgarblackwell1474 True, but imo bugs/maggots are a lot less disgusting than feces. Plus putting gross stuff on your nether regions is less bad than putting them in your mouth.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "I reviewed youtube's terms of service in preparation for this video" might be the most upsetting thing you've ever said.

  • @MikeInHalifax
    @MikeInHalifax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    This is more a Strange Addiction than a fetish, IMO. Without the furry suit, he's just hooked on poo.

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is definitionally a fetish. It's just combined with furry. Take away the furry and what he is _is a guy with a shit fetish_

    • @stalecheez-it1034
      @stalecheez-it1034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its like piss-drinking woman but cranked up to fifty

    • @TextbookSadass
      @TextbookSadass ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I could be wrong but the way this is phrased makes it sound like being a furry is automatically being a fetishist. It isn't at all. There are many young children who don't even know what sex is who are in the community, stay informed.

    • @spiritofpostpunk7207
      @spiritofpostpunk7207 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TextbookSadassfurry community is like lgbt community no kids should be there

    • @cage94123567890
      @cage94123567890 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TextbookSadass Nobody should stay informed with that shit.

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    This is the cruellest video sponsorship I've ever seen, you know damn well I cant feel clean after watching that, just give me the goddam soap

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Product placement at it finest!!

    • @The_Olive_Dragon
      @The_Olive_Dragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ironic thing is that the product is soap
      While the video itself is about ‘the human waste’

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_Olive_Dragon thats the joke

  • @tootsm.
    @tootsm. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    I love how out of the oatmeal/shit combo meal, it was the oatmeal that made it not taste good 🤣

    • @hugodogobob
      @hugodogobob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oatmeal is pretty gross 🤷‍♂️

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@hugodogobob if you don't season it properly

    • @Hopper_Arts
      @Hopper_Arts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I mean, oatmeal tastes pretty bad if you don't put anything on it, except...maybe putting shit is too much? E.Coli is having a field day in Messytails' digestive system

    • @shepthedep5862
      @shepthedep5862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jimmycarburator2012 wait you guys season oatmeal

    • @cookiesandcream8988
      @cookiesandcream8988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't blame him, oatmeal is nasty af

  • @gameboy008
    @gameboy008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    His fetish was allconsuming. Literally. He ate himself so he could digest himself. Messytails is the shit now.

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I thought girls doing it in public was embarrassing.

    • @cookiemons9097
      @cookiemons9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf🤣🤣

  • @joceyno
    @joceyno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I thought seeing pony play people during an early morning jaunt was weird - this takes the cake.

    • @peanutsans6780
      @peanutsans6780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ....chocolate cake, perhaps?

    • @ironprince72
      @ironprince72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@peanutsans6780old comment but you beat me to it 😔

  • @benw2307
    @benw2307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    I guess you could call this one "Tails from the Internet"

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Badum tszz
      Oh it’s been a long time since I’ve done that

    • @yosh9192
      @yosh9192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god, now I’m reminded of Two Babies One Fox
      (For those unaware, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT. Live blissfully innocent and enjoy it.)

    • @joshstraub6972
      @joshstraub6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      goddamnit

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yosh9192 Somebody Google it and give us the details I'm petrified now.

    • @wackyclock
      @wackyclock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Guru_1092 it's a fucked up scat comic where tails is a horrible ass predator towards cream and this other random bunny. that's what I was told.

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Half the comments: "I had to stop watching the video multiple times to keep from throwing up"
    Half the comments: "I've been on the internet too long to care"

    • @jaidonbrown86
      @jaidonbrown86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought I was desensitized but no, I can't even get pass 3:20.

    • @kingdomheartsmanic
      @kingdomheartsmanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm somewhere in the middle

    • @v.k.rt.m.6030
      @v.k.rt.m.6030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaidonbrown86 that person is messed up!

    • @maho9139
      @maho9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      duality of man

    • @carmenharol5614
      @carmenharol5614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im both halves tbh

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    This is the first Whang video in a while that I've been terrified to click on

  • @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn
    @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn ปีที่แล้ว +88

    If you ever feel down in the dumps about yourself, just know and be glad that you're not Messytails, a furry who was so consumed by his scat fetish that it became an inseparable part of his life.

    • @chip4039
      @chip4039 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why can't my fellow furries behave 💀

    • @Sloppysalmon66
      @Sloppysalmon66 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chip4039I swear were not like that 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    I’m surprised this guy had an actual life, with, like, an actual job.

    • @-geeko123
      @-geeko123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Remember kids, anyone could be a diaper-fur.

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@-geeko123 wow I’m going to look at every stranger I meet now differently

    • @ron4202
      @ron4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@denistuohy2535 I mean, they're not really common, yeah? Unless they're everywhere, then yeah, beware...

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@-geeko123 The next President of the United States could be a diaper-fur.

    • @Andy23497
      @Andy23497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      in real life nobody knows im wearing diapers right now

  • @AutumnWind92
    @AutumnWind92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Internet fucked me up so much over the years that I ate chocolate during that vid and didn't mind

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      absolute psycho /j

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that reminded me of that Great Mighty Poo fight in Conker where the chocolate health pickups were the same color as the turds

    • @OMGitsacrazybadger
      @OMGitsacrazybadger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm shitting while watching this.

  • @kenshin4113
    @kenshin4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    Sometimes I think my kinks are weird. But after thinking of messy tales, I feel quite normal actually.

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Fr. Suddenly feet doesn't seem all that bad..

    • @walkingterror7360
      @walkingterror7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      same

    • @OdenqueenVulpes
      @OdenqueenVulpes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Same, lol. Also this is the kind of furry that gives us a bad name as a fandom

    • @samaustin339
      @samaustin339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same.

    • @CoffeeYeah
      @CoffeeYeah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Same
      after all vore doesnt look that bad

  • @Fyrexsama
    @Fyrexsama ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Why does morbid curiosity always get the better of me.

  • @gmodrules123456789
    @gmodrules123456789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3604

    Messytails was probably a normal human being at one point in his life. Genuinely curious how he managed to go down this path.

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ye

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Fetishes are really strange things.

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Leftism and false individuality

    • @lurksnitchtongue8986
      @lurksnitchtongue8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      consumption of porn prob

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Usually a fetish starts out with easy chases. He could look at poop and jerk it. Then looking wasn't enough, touching. Then that wasn't enough. Porn wasn't enough. He had to use it as a dildo, then have a dildo covered in it. You can see how it escalates from fantasy to physical and scat fetishes are often more real life ones than other fetishes. A guy into rape porn sticks to porn not actually raping people. A person into vore doesn't eat things irl. But scat is a very easily crossed line because everyone poops and poop is easy to access and then the fetish just grows beyond logic.

  • @TeamFriendship8600
    @TeamFriendship8600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3536

    "I want to be force fed meals made with my own mess. Peanut butter and poop sandwiches. Chocolate poop milkshakes. Poop donuts."
    It's sentences like that that really make you look into a mirror, and just...stare completely emotionless as you question the state of humanity. Words cannot describe how much existential dread those words instill into a man.

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      There have always been freaks, we just have it recorded and databased now.

    • @Yndratdnable
      @Yndratdnable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The worst part is that I've browsed the internet so much things like that don't even make me cringe or gag.

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@Yndratdnable it just makes me facepalm now. I remember when the smallest things on the internet made me shut my computer off and go outside. Now.. I just.. watch..

    • @bamboozled2046
      @bamboozled2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We as a species have come a long way, right?

    • @Not_Here_Never_Was
      @Not_Here_Never_Was 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Im fairly certain D-Day gave less PTSD then that sentence

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    👀

    • @realjpegmafia
      @realjpegmafia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yooo your content is great .

    • @thistoxicguy7219
      @thistoxicguy7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yo wut up claw man.

    • @fbmb1337
      @fbmb1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Where there is smoke, there is fire....or furry degenerates and Claw. Either or.

    • @charliethedoomslayer2793
      @charliethedoomslayer2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can you kiss me on the forehead daddy?

    • @RikkiSan1
      @RikkiSan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Papa bear!

  • @TomorrowBillis
    @TomorrowBillis ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This was the video that exposed me to Whang. A strong start for sure.

  • @XepteXDubstep
    @XepteXDubstep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    as s person with crohn's, i can assure him that he does not want to "explore" loss of control.

  • @bardssinisterstories2607
    @bardssinisterstories2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Messytails: exists
    E. Coli: *”It’s free real estate.”

  • @dusksunsetio6042
    @dusksunsetio6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I can't handle imagning this dude as a young 10 year old with ideals and dreams who isn't obsessed with shit. How did it come to this?

    • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
      @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr

    • @kasagure.
      @kasagure. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      furry culture does that

    • @passtheboof6712
      @passtheboof6712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kasagure. we must stop them before they hurt more.

    • @alabamafreak
      @alabamafreak ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My theory is that he might've had a bad childhood, since poop smearing and such is sometimes a result of mental trauma

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I shouldn’t be making hot chocolate while I watch this

  • @BohbearonYT
    @BohbearonYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I hate that every time Whang brings up some meme history, I cringe because I lived through it and didn't wanna remember it the first time.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sadly the internet never forgives or forgets. That second part is tough.
      No amount of therapy or alcohol or recreational drugs will dislodge that from our collective memory.

    • @BohbearonYT
      @BohbearonYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JohnDoe-wq5eu maybe we shouldn’t forget, those who forget are doomed to repeat.

    • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
      @JohnDoe-wq5eu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BohbearonYT
      The internet doesn't so much forget it just represses. And just like anyone who represses bad memories instead of working through them it's going to have repercussions when inevitably those repressed memories bubble back up.

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fucking for real
      I could’ve gone the rest of my life without remembering messytails. Jesus fucking Christ, I kind of hate the internet for putting a spotlight on this kind of thing...

    • @LB-py9ig
      @LB-py9ig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right here, I'd completely forgotten this crap and now I'm just back to wishing I'd forgotten it.

  • @shumeiyang1024
    @shumeiyang1024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    sees "Deadwing Dork viewers also watch this"
    we literally survive just to suffer I guess

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Papa claw is the shit tho

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      claw dad may have brang me here but ... o dont know where i was going whith this but this suffering (the kero shit was worse and the wonderberad guy inspired more dread tho)

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@valkaerie8715 unfortunate wording there

    • @dr.calibrations7984
      @dr.calibrations7984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny mine was the opposite
      Whang introduced me to Clawpa

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "Eric, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore."

    • @zosowon
      @zosowon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought of this quote* immediately. Lmao

    • @jimmycarburator2012
      @jimmycarburator2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      whangs whole channel is like a interdimensional cable episode

    • @lordaurelius83
      @lordaurelius83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimmycarburator2012 PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!

  • @RUSTTYHAM
    @RUSTTYHAM ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:51 this was the saddest part of the video 4 me considering i actually have that plushie and have had it since i was 7 😭😭

    • @ahhahesu4025
      @ahhahesu4025 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😭💀

  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I don't even want to imagine what kind of trauma could cause this

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sometimes. You don't even need to experience trauma. People have scat fetishes(like me). We get it because we see shit in a sexy way like a cartoon girl or furry sitting in a suggestive pose or we become too tolerant to normal fetishes

    • @myless7387
      @myless7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 so what trauma did you go through to like poop?

    • @sonicexer1856
      @sonicexer1856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Yeah. I didn't experience any trauma either but here we are.
      While it is true some fetishes develop because of trauma, others just simply form in the brain for no apparent reason.
      Trauma CAN be the cause of one, but isn't necessary.

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tbh I'm frightened yet desensitized to this stuff

    • @god8911
      @god8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 seek help

  • @Kore_YT
    @Kore_YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    Just wanted to thank you for helping me with my fasting, these videos make it so much easier

    • @gotemm7626
      @gotemm7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      More effective than taping your mouth shut

    • @jamesthompson7694
      @jamesthompson7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm with you on this. My diet has never gone better.

    • @Zeno11Salazar
      @Zeno11Salazar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh. If it works, awesome.

    • @EVERYTHING-mb6um
      @EVERYTHING-mb6um 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Had no idea you fasted

    • @byronius7012
      @byronius7012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    13:14 Certainly worse than drinking a liter of cough syrup.

  • @ryandavis8245
    @ryandavis8245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I can’t stop laughing and be disgusted at the same time.

  • @henrykb.7808
    @henrykb.7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    The clue about him writing "humour" and "favorite" could also be explained that he is foreign.
    English is also my second language and I constantly switch between British and American words since I learned both and can't really decide which ones I want to use.

    • @mix_tube1784
      @mix_tube1784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @denistuohy2535
      @denistuohy2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m American I just forget how to properly write “favorite” and “humor”

    • @maciejlehr4874
      @maciejlehr4874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also autocorrect maybe? I like the British style but sometimes I just send the US-autocorrected versions

    • @therogueaxolotl.
      @therogueaxolotl. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i use both just to throw people off. i'll also randomly use slang from different regions/cultures to further bamboozle the masses.

    • @henrykb.7808
      @henrykb.7808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therogueaxolotl.
      Same

  • @xt001x
    @xt001x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    God... I remember being in highschool and my friend showing me this. I realized hell truly lives on earth

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You got it easy mate, actually no.
      Yours was just as worse as what my friends would show me but it wasn't shit it was just straight up actual human gore.

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Ross Orange eh, it's a 50/50
      Yeah I'd rather somewhat see gore than see someone literally eating shit and rolling around in it but the sheer thought of seeing someone cutting open their arm showing the literal bone and veins is obviously going to put you in a few years of therapy

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aqsem9073 i watched my fair share of gore, still rather see that than a guy eating shit, for some reason scat makes me gag rather than seeing blood

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aqsem9073 What kind of gore are we talking about? A severe injury or a video of someone getting their head chopped off?

    • @josephcortez9356
      @josephcortez9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life is hell

  • @azau2457
    @azau2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    in 2019 i showed his twitter account to 4 guys at a party and we're still friends to this day
    i dont know if thats the best way ive ever made friends or the absolute worst

    • @potatogamer1877
      @potatogamer1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Both

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i used to have friends where we used to watch porn bloopers
      not friends with them anymore, but it has informed my sensibilities, if you can call them that, and my partner of over a decade came from that group of people haha

  • @quartzninja
    @quartzninja ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Perfect video to eat thanksgiving dinner to.
    Happy holidays, everyone.

  • @skin3359
    @skin3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Every time I'm forced to remember messytails I just get that thousand yard stare

  • @RT60
    @RT60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    why was I eating
    why did I decide to click this with a burrito in my hand
    why am I alive

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha....Ouch.

    • @jonathonferrell4944
      @jonathonferrell4944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro same lmao

    • @jinglejangle1533
      @jinglejangle1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Id like to feel bad for you but i cant stop laughing at your pain

    • @tiffanielafleur6597
      @tiffanielafleur6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was it a big old sloppy wet burrito that fell apart and went *plop plop plop* onto the plate?

    • @tvfhwd
      @tvfhwd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tiffanielafleur6597 oh god no

  • @zorya.4677
    @zorya.4677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Was sitting at my desk at work, eating Wendy's Chilli, and watching this video when I totally lost my shit when the Depeche Mode music started playing. I haven't laughed that hard in God knows how long. Thanks, Whang! ❤

  • @Hapasan808
    @Hapasan808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    10:57 Reminds me of those diaries from Resident Evil, where the authors slowly get infected affecting their mental capabilities. Goes from "Day 1: Locked in a closet..." to "mayday maydayyyyyyy"

    • @ravenlover7924
      @ravenlover7924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh that thing. Like I know how to deal with that thing after multiple playthroughs, but still doesn't get rid of the tension of getting instantly killed.

    • @KaiserDaChoom
      @KaiserDaChoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the one from revelations??

    • @peedfarded
      @peedfarded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KaiserDaChoom Think they're talking about the Keeper diary from re1

    • @doodledevore7745
      @doodledevore7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *I t c h y t a s t y*
      *s h i t t y t a s t y*

    • @justsomedude7138
      @justsomedude7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peedfarded It's a weird mix of the diary from 1 and the boss from Rev.

  • @harizotoh7
    @harizotoh7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Miss the fish eye lens. This looks like Whang is trying to interrogate me about some crime I did. "I don't know anything about the furry with the poopy diaper I swear!"

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    The big question is whether or not Messytails himself was real at all. What if it were a troll who attracted trolls who attracted trolls?

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I hope so. No one starts acting like this out of the blue. I really hope it's a troll and not a disturbed poor individual.

    • @TheLafandemangas
      @TheLafandemangas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      i seriously doubt it... the pictures seems very VERY real, and keeping this charade up for MULTIPLE years like that ? I mean it happened before but, even then, not a lot of people would be able to do something like this...

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Idolish_Aurelite some trolls are VERY dedicated

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Idolish_Aurelite The only thing I could argue is that he could have faked a lot of the props and retweeted certain accounts to put them in the crossfire for people to react to them.
      I mean.....I HOPE because Jesus Christ.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheLafandemangas He kept it up but just as quickly it stopped. I mean there's just something so weird about this because even with the most fucked up people that appear online, there someone who comes in and knows said person and can drop some details on them but with MT there is NOTHING. We know more about the guy who pretended to be him than the subject himself so, it's just a mystery.
      A very disgusting, weird mystery.

  • @sushilookio
    @sushilookio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    So, my guess is if he did die, he might have had sepsis due to probably shoving shit in every orifice in his body. Eating your own feces itself may not have been ‘toxic’, he still could have gotten a whole host of infections from the feces he may have found on the ground too or what not or even letting bacteria build in his own feces then consuming it. I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to school for nursing right now.

  • @MatchaTheVibeking
    @MatchaTheVibeking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I just love the look of permanent distress this man has.

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      who can blame him

  • @derajalen_the_fallout_modder
    @derajalen_the_fallout_modder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I am disgusted and horrified but the way that Whang describes it is pure comedy.

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I'll never understand how not wiping could possibly be a fetish. The itchiness would drive me absolutely insane.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your profile picture fits your comment perfectly, also i have strange kinks, but i will never understand kinks of anything painful, or uncomfortable.

    • @AidenRKrone
      @AidenRKrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not that bad. I put folded squares of toilet paper on the outer rim of my anus instead of just wiping altogether. It really doesn't itch. I've gone multiple days without adjusting or cleaning it. However, I would never want to smear feces anywhere else on my body. I don't understand how people have scatological fetishes. I do what I do for practical purposes, not for fulfillment of sexual fantasies.

    • @juststar2869
      @juststar2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AidenRKrone do you shower? what the hell

    • @Пальцерезка
      @Пальцерезка 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AidenRKrone lmao that reminds of me when the piece of toilet paper stuck in my asscrack when I was wiping and I didn't feel it and it was there for 2 days.

    • @MisogynyMan
      @MisogynyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who was given anal warts (or whatever it is) by some chick with invasive hands and sharp nails, the itchiness does indeed drive you insane.

  • @Quinnman3
    @Quinnman3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whoever poured the beer at 9:43 ruined my night more than the story.

  • @CmdrVoltaire
    @CmdrVoltaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I remember watching this the first time going "Why is he called Messytail OH DEAR GOD NO"

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Furries have a tendency to wear their quirks on their sleeve, even more than other fandoms. If you search for fetish art, or really art with any specific theme, you'll start to see some recurring motifs in the creators' usernames pretty quickly.
      Not that advertising your influences is limited to furries, of course. I don't go by "Scratch-O" because Rhythm Heaven was _just_ a really good game that I enjoyed playing. The difference is that I don't jerk off to it.

    • @CmdrVoltaire
      @CmdrVoltaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Tinlion09 The sad part is I do recognize that most of the furry community are decent people, but the degenerates are the ones who make the most noise. And I can never let myself get involved in that community because of that stigma.

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I knew, I’ve never actually heard of him, I figured it out just by looking at the fursona and the name. And yet I still clicked on this fucking video.

    • @Michipicoten
      @Michipicoten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, god please no, no, no, noooooooo!

    • @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834
      @themitochondriaisthepowerh4834 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh I heard his name and saw his avatar and already knew I've seen enough.

  • @thewillustrater2847
    @thewillustrater2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Fun fact! My dad may have had to transport this guy as an EMT! And he said it was one of the worst smells he had ever smelled! I can't actually guarantee if it was him or not as my dad cannot legally give out his name at risk of his job, but he said when they went in the guy's house he had shit smeared everywhere, and a bunch of stuffed animals. And the grossest part was when they tried transferring him the guy kept trying to smear my dad and his partner with shit😂

    • @connorcornwall1404
      @connorcornwall1404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Living like a dream,yeesh Messytail:/

    • @jdlambo6926
      @jdlambo6926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d have shot him and put him out of his misery right after I quit my job

    • @psalm91.777
      @psalm91.777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Dang bro

    • @jaquest8738
      @jaquest8738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@connorcornwall1404 ?

    • @mehobuh1003
      @mehobuh1003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His existance would make a good condom commercial.

  • @Steve83B
    @Steve83B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The happy Secret of Mana music means something bad is coming...

    • @JustinWhangYt
      @JustinWhangYt  3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Wait til you get to the sad one

    • @Steve83B
      @Steve83B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@JustinWhangYt I appreciate the forewarning

    • @rvfiasco
      @rvfiasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shiiiiit...literally.

    • @thatoneguy4452
      @thatoneguy4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of main reasons I watch these videos is for the music.

    • @Steve83B
      @Steve83B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatoneguy4452 yeah; it’s always a blast from the past huh?

  • @danielfreeman3229
    @danielfreeman3229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I case anyone got sick and could not finish this video. Don’t feel bad, you’re not alone

  • @trueforgottenfool3139
    @trueforgottenfool3139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    why did I eat a corn dog during this, why must god puppet my arms to grab a corn dog

    • @sophieserr3061
      @sophieserr3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      your profile picture fits your comment 💀

    • @TyzulaShipper183
      @TyzulaShipper183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      penile instinct

    • @D.V.McAwesome
      @D.V.McAwesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Suffer

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You must have fucked up real bad and this was your punishment.

  • @josephswaney6420
    @josephswaney6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I had to activate a mental filter so that anytime doo doo feces was mentioned, I just forced myself to hear chocolate. It made this a lot easier to watch.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You might not be far from the truth. I mean if they could fake 2girls1cup, and this guy's life is shrouded in mystery, how do we know the stuff he posted wasn't fake?

    • @memeshort7189
      @memeshort7189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Doodoo feces all over the walls"

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, now it's going to be harder for you to eat chocolate since you've made an association between the two in your head. Congratulations.

    • @nobody2021
      @nobody2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to activate my AT field

    • @hi2973
      @hi2973 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RoguSpanish2 GIRLS 1CUP WAS FAKE???

  • @roccer2112
    @roccer2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The 8-bit cover of Institutionalized was literally perfect for this vid

    • @RagingDelirium
      @RagingDelirium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that what's playing?

    • @roccer2112
      @roccer2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RagingDelirium the music at 10:20

    • @RagingDelirium
      @RagingDelirium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@roccer2112 fuck yeah 🤘

    • @Aloysius2113
      @Aloysius2113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "all i wanted was a pepsi mixed with shit, and she wouldn't give it to me!"

    • @TheZaius
      @TheZaius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with the 8-bit Tail Spin.

  • @Handlebared
    @Handlebared 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I couldn't even swallow my spit while watching this

  • @peteraustin9057
    @peteraustin9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Megalovania starting up right when he's about to start posting photos elicits a deep and primal fear

  • @quinnperry3197
    @quinnperry3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Your comedic style of presenting this in a half-serious tone without missing a single beat or pausing to take in what you're saying is ABSOLUTE ART

    • @gabrielladiaz6933
      @gabrielladiaz6933 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s why I subbed him when I saw his mr.hands video I remember seeing that at 12 years old. Hearing the whole saga in his narration and humor made me laugh so hard from then on I was binge watching his videos while I do laundry and clean the house!!! He brought back shock sites that I forgot haunted me as a preteen…made me realize how lawless the internet was then. I remember showing my mom 2 girls one cup she almost vomited then asked me to email it to her crazy Christian sister!! I had no parental controls on the web when I was young. Ir showed me parents back then and people in general online weren’t like the twats PCing online rn. My parents knew I had common sense 🙄🙄🙄

  • @easybakec0ven
    @easybakec0ven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I haven’t been filled with this much dread from a TH-cam notification in a while.

    • @matts2436
      @matts2436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Filled with poop

  • @oo2454
    @oo2454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whats more disgusting , the entirety of this video or just the part at 9:50 where they pour a 90% foam beer

  • @junkboy8034
    @junkboy8034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    He didn’t go on a break. He was going through a training arc

    • @NotGrimman
      @NotGrimman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That puck pfp is my reaction to learning more about this guy

  • @78shaweyes
    @78shaweyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "I fear no man, but *that* ... it scares me..."
    - Heavy

    • @F0X_H0UND
      @F0X_H0UND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that thing*

  • @analogshell1869
    @analogshell1869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    The fact that he's playing "I just can't get enough" while talking about a guy addicted to eating shit gets me every time.

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that part kills me

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The part where he plays “Institutionalized” while talking about being sent to a mental hospital is also fantastic.

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the part where he blasts megalovania when messy tales comes back after his year hiatus broke me
      like hes some boss character that slams open the door to the saloon and screams, "im back you fooking whoooores!!!!"

    • @ThatOneCom
      @ThatOneCom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remind me of 2 girl 1 cup

  • @eve8820
    @eve8820 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nearly throwing up just from the descriptions alone makes me incredibly impressed you could even look at the things he did