Messytails: The Brown Nose Pup Story - Tales From the Internet
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Messytails, the brown nose pup is notorious furry who came to prominence a couple years ago. Whether or not he is still alive is the subject of much debate, but I think most of the discourse around it is fictional.
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In the video, I mention that I contacted the person I believe to have created the Eric story. He just responded to my message, and my suspicions were correct. He admitted that he was just trolling, although he does think there's a good chance he's really dead.
Edit: The owner of the messytaiis account Said he’s Argentinian and made it to mess around. So also not the real messy tails.
why would you make a video on scat furry porn
Do a video on the Andrew WK being dead conspiracy theory.
We can only hope.
@@serathetrickster9749 he knew you were watching
Lol
“A guy ate nothing but shit for 6 years. This is what happened to his brain.” -ChubbyEmu
I don’t think his brain was very healthy to begin with
He's a 25 year man presenting ☝️ to the emergency room unconcious and unresponsive
Something something fecemia
@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine fecemia, fec means poop, and emia, means presence in blood, poop presence in blood
@@Primith12 God fucking damnit I can see the exact bloody pose because of that finger emoji.
“Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3”- Brownnose pup
this quote is burned into my brain forever
Truly the Hemmingway of our generation.
@@maeam the term musky husky is never leaving my brain
the worst part is he isn't wrong 💀
AMEN!!!!
"hey whang, we want to sponsor you."
"alright, you get the shitty furry episode."
"the what."
that one coked out exec: brilliant!
If you sponsor Whang you pretty much should know what you're getting into. That said it was almost like a hazing like oh first time sponsor okay, here we goooooooo.
Its like people that ask to sponsor InternetHistorian.
Invariably, its not gonna look entirely good
@@Sabrowsky Proof that swearing isn't going to make you unfriendly to advertising and youtube should stop demonetizing creators for saying "no no" words when they're not producing kid's content.
To be fair, it was an apt sponsorship choice because now I feel unclean.
If Messytails became part of the "Human Centipede" Experiment he'd be the only one to enjoy it lol
Omg I was seriously thinking the exact same lol
Make him a lead piece. Problem solved. :)
Fr
Ok we’ll make him the front of the centipede.
He'd be pissed if he was the first in line
I'm so desensitized to the internet I just ate my dinner too this.
Hope it wasnt messy
Same, I’m eating fucking sohoor to this
I ate white peeps
Try eating some Tootsie Rolls if ya want a tougher challenge.
I was eating danish's that were a bit too full
His furry avatar is so intimidating. It’s like he’s saying “yeah I cover myself in shit, what are ya going to do about it?” straight to me.
*”Run away”*
YES
chad energy
"go ahead, call the cops, they can't un-eat your shit"
"furry avatar" -> the term fursona is infinitely more clever though
Scat was almost beyond the point of being a fetish for this guy, it wasn’t just a sexual thing, it has worked it’s way into almost every aspect of his life.
"my entire life revolves around covering myself in shit and shitting on myself."
He probably an heroed
Im the scatman
It wasn't a fetish, it was a lifestyle
This sounds like something out of Trainspotting
Except his car, which, like Whang, I find pretty funny. Stinking up his vehicle with poop is the step too far to cross.
I just really feel the need to point out that this man didn't like the poop oatmeal. Not because it was literally human feces, but because the oatmeal made the poop taste worse.
Why do I use the internet still? This is pain. And I'm not into pain.
He’s not wrong though, plain oatmeal tastes terrible, I can’t imagine how bad it would taste with feces
at this point I'm either num to it
or just actual use to it
HOW???
This is an inevitable suffering I'm glad I finally get to endure.
Hello huggbees. Have a good day.
Yo. We need a crossover here.
Real gamer crossover hours
To crush my hopes with scat i must. Ultimate suffering i must endure.
Hey there Huggbees
There it is. Whang looks like it's time for another collab 😈
Didn’t know my man emu was a cultured Whang fan
This man ate his own shit... this is what happened to his internet legacy
@@jjcoola998 It's even cooler than that, Whang has portrayed patients in Emu's videos a couple of times now.
I’m creasing 💀
MT, presenting to the emergency room with fecesemia... ehhh, you can finish this for me.
Imagine carrying a baby for 9 months, and having this be the outcome of your child
*yeet the baby*
/j
Edit: okay yeah hj, maybe srs
@@Crystalkitzoku /srs
@@ashurive definitely /srs
Some people call it murder, if i was his mother, i would call it "his sweet release of death" and then proceed to do an impression of Kurt Cobain
This is actually the best pro-abortion PSA ever made.
4:31 Tweeted on my 10th birthday. While I was playing on my Wii U, this guy was shitting himself and chowing down on it. What a world
hahahaha
and in a couple months you can finally drink away the pain from this.
no actually same, i was playing new super mario bros and this guy was stuffing his face 😭
Yikes, happy birthday pal.
It is my birth date too😭😭
I remember when someone in my high school showed me the Messytails thing as a joke and I ended up vomiting all over the wall. Fun times.
"that's fun... Actually I'm not feeling so go~BLEEEEGHHHHG
You should have vomited on the person who showed you it for revenge
you are weak
I feel like that right now
@Scum Japan is truly the weirdest place in terms of media. It makes "shit" like this feel normal
"that guy is making shit up" i don't know why that sent my sides into orbit
wheeeeze
A real knee slapper
Whang is the TH-cam equivalent of sushi. Given the material it should be horrible but the presentation and seasoning is so good that it all tastes fantastic.
Weird seeing you here dude
Hey, my favourite youtube father figure is watching my favourite poop youtuber
Oh hey is my favorite youtuber leaving a comment on my other favorite youtube💖
out of all places to talk about food, you choose the video where the guy eats poop
my favourite youtuber
I was actually surprised Messy didn't end up being a sexual predator of any sort, just a guy with a weird fetish
Well he does have *that* symbol in his bio, so who knows. Maybe he did fuck some dogs. But i hope not, cause i really do wanna feel bad for the guy.
That's not just a "weird" fetish, it's fucked up. What's even more sad is that stuff like this isn't even the bottom of fucked up, oh no it just keeps going!
@@danielszilagyi9112 I know, but I say like, in terms of involving others. I think it's vile and disgusting too, but he's not harming anyone, at least that I know of...!
@@thepeterman7809 hm, that is true...
I mean he did say he actually liked actual animals, soooo he like was actually super bad
The best part about Whang's increasingly disgusting internet history videos is that no matter how terrible the subject matter, he keeps finding sponsors.
I like to imagine he hold them at gunpoint to do the sponsors. Like who says: “I indeed would want to sponsor a dude covering a very mentally sick person who is a danger to himself by eating and doing god who knows what with shit” without questioning your decisions.
After such story wish to wash yourself is guarantee. So soap sponsor gets sales
Brightcellars do match your wine to food preferences. They can probably help messytails out.
A video about a woman being burst open from drug abuse and horrible swelling causing a horrid liquid lake that covered half a hospital room? Sure we'll sponsor that.
Whang is a metal head, black mentality, New Yawk accented, Asian with a 1800s Gentleman mustache and the voice of a Art Bell - Barry White fusion.
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*I wouldn't've left the womb if i knew it was gonna be like this*
Unfortunately, *you can't go back.*
@@osvaldocarrillo9053
No thanks, I’d rather not watch unbirth
@@Mel0nCake404 fair enou-
I would’ve stayed in the primordial soup if this was gonna happen
@@osvaldocarrillo9053 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! PUSH BACK!
"I've been gaslit by the brown-nose pup" is something I didnt expect to hear. Ever. I'm not glad I did.
Same.
Braplit
"gaslit" unfortunately takes on a whole new meaning when brown nose pup is involved...
@@sneedcat88 shit lit
@@Cheezy_Bunz why
This is one of the rare times I was unhappy to learn someone got their own car and their own place....
"So I googled it." Your FBI agent must have a minor heart attack every time he checks your search history.
Of course Gawker had an article on it
His AI FBI bot lol
@@chilldudie242 hopefully, i mean they better not be subjecting a human to that shit
He doesnt have one anymore, actually. After the pile of corpses theyve had to wheelbarrow out
@@snowgrave2475 like they didn't even send them in one by one, they just had an entire team watching him.
Love the idea of scientist being asked 'hey will you die from eating your own poop?' And them saying 'Sir, I have a degree'
Sir this is an Arby's.
@@obsidianthe7th am i allowed to commit arson in your arby's?
With every internet tale, Whang's eyes become a little emptier.
Oh I thought you were gonna say something like "his eyes get slimmer" because, y'know, Asians.
@@Lexilove2016 huh
@Linus Fu it was mud butt that was brewing
Its taking its toll on him and he pays with his soul
Only until he finds the true Saki Sanobashi / Go for a Punch anime
watching this video while eating is like playing russian roulette with a completely filled revolver
Can I stop getting notifications about this comment. I was drinking fucking chocolate milk. Come on.
I have the power of
✨⭐️BEING DESENSITIZED⭐️✨
@@runningroundruins real
I'm going to say that Messytails and Blowfly Girl transcended this Earth and became twin demigods of filth.
Fuckin greater daemons of nurgle more like it
@@jinglejangle1533 do not use my name in vein pls.
@@daemonvanmeir9697 Whoa! You're not Daemon of Daemon Tools are you?
This sounds like something belongs on wattpad with deep lore
Atleast Blowfly girl is alive... i think
I'm still fascinated at how you can look at stuff like this and keep your sanity.
You don't, you lose grip rapidly
Worse stuff on the internet.
how do you know he’s sane?
@@cartilagehead true true
It's our generation, totally desensitized
When messytails said "Hehe. They can put me in a hospital and make me take pills but now I'm home and nobody can stop me from covering myself in shit :3" I felt that 😔
HAHhsjns
That tweet is actually how I discovered this story
@Rasmus Malmberg "Actually..." - hospital staff moments before removing his stomach
what in satan’s name
God stopped him
Saw the title and immediately went "This better not be what I think it is."
It was.
Literally
As a Canadian, I’m almost positive that the Messytails imposter is Australian. I’ve never heard anyone but Australians use the phrase ‘how you going’.
Hows it going fellow Canadian
@@MarunedShip doing as well as I can during Covid and all that! How are you, friend? :D
@@KagariAsuha I'm good thanks
Hello fellow Canadians
can confirm
"I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me"
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear bad
Engineer Gaming
The Engineer PFP making an actual TF2 reference. You love to see it.
hey
engi mains rise up
"I reviewed youtube's terms of service in preparation for this video" might be the most upsetting thing you've ever said.
I feel like the zoophilia should be the part focused on here. With the poop, the only one at risk of getting hurt or sick is him, not an innocent animal.
@@chelonianmobile SIR the coprophilia is the one and only focus forever do not try to deflect
nah he could get a disease and spread it
"I want to be force fed meals made with my own mess. Peanut butter and poop sandwiches. Chocolate poop milkshakes. Poop donuts."
It's sentences like that that really make you look into a mirror, and just...stare completely emotionless as you question the state of humanity. Words cannot describe how much existential dread those words instill into a man.
There have always been freaks, we just have it recorded and databased now.
The worst part is that I've browsed the internet so much things like that don't even make me cringe or gag.
@@Yndratdnable it just makes me facepalm now. I remember when the smallest things on the internet made me shut my computer off and go outside. Now.. I just.. watch..
We as a species have come a long way, right?
Im fairly certain D-Day gave less PTSD then that sentence
Half the comments: "I had to stop watching the video multiple times to keep from throwing up"
Half the comments: "I've been on the internet too long to care"
I thought I was desensitized but no, I can't even get pass 3:20.
I'm somewhere in the middle
@@jaidonbrown86 that person is messed up!
duality of man
im both halves tbh
I had to stop watching this video multiple times so I wouldn't throw up
Replying to this 5 minutes after your reply was posted :0
pog
Given your name, I'd say it's quite fitting.
comment from a popular youtuber pog
I understand
“peanut butter and poop sandwiches. chocolate poop milkshakes.” I CANT. 💀💀💀
Literally larping 2 girls 1 cup 😭😭😭😭 Im distraught....
@@MakoTheManoHELP STOP WHY WAS THEIR VOMIT ORANGE
@@cutiepatootie_101 because they were probably eating something orange before the vid
💩 🍩 🤤🤤🤤
i keep cycling between hysterical laughter and existential suffering while watching this video
Was confused by your comment.... But not anymore 😮😬😅😆
Now I'm REALLY excited to watch this video!
Aka the usual
Could be worse
You could be existentially laughing
And hysterically suffering
it’s just existential suffering for me bro
Messytails: exists
E. Coli: *”It’s free real estate.”
E. Coli: it ain't much but it's honest work.
Comment of the year
I fucking can’t 😂😂😂
I'm Ramadan fasting and this video is a good appetite suppressant.
Same lmao
Good to know I'm not the only one 😂
Now this is the trick I had to use. I tried and failed on day 1.
Good for you 🤣
Ramadan mubarak
This is more a Strange Addiction than a fetish, IMO. Without the furry suit, he's just hooked on poo.
This is definitionally a fetish. It's just combined with furry. Take away the furry and what he is _is a guy with a shit fetish_
its like piss-drinking woman but cranked up to fifty
I could be wrong but the way this is phrased makes it sound like being a furry is automatically being a fetishist. It isn't at all. There are many young children who don't even know what sex is who are in the community, stay informed.
@@TextbookSadassfurry community is like lgbt community no kids should be there
@@TextbookSadass Nobody should stay informed with that shit.
Im absolutley repulsed by this but at the same time I feel really bad for him. Like this isnt like a weird internet fetish like the stuff you see on deviantart and its reserved to being art; this is a guy who had family/friends intervening and getting hospitalized. Maybe he isn't dead but he's probably institutionalized for his obsession. I hope the guy can sort his life out or something
I can't even think of what i would do if my brother or cousin or whatever ends up like that. I can't even beat till' he learned because he will be covered in shit
@@artlover9261 get one of those powerwashers people clean sidewalks with, and spray his ass
@@artlover9261 Honestly, if it was a loved one and someone you cared, you should help them and support efforts in getting help. If my brother did this, I'd help him seek therapy and try my best to be the best sibling to him.
But honestly, what leads a person to do this shit? Fuck, can't even say shit without gagging.
Don’t feel bad for him he doesn’t deserve sympathy no furry does
@@bluefxi2603 Dude, furries are people too...
First time I’ve actually felt sick watching but I just can’t stop it’s just too morbidly intriguing
Not even the Swamps of Dagobah story?
@@molotera8789 Nah, Swamps of Dagobah is just plain gross; it's just a medical team getting shat on by an infected butthole one time, and they react to it like any normal person would. Whereas this is multiple cases of a guy in a fursuit eating his own shit and getting off to it, and repeatedly doing it in increasingly depraved ways.
Not even Blowfly girl?
Yeah I have to agree with you on that.
@@edgarblackwell1474 True, but imo bugs/maggots are a lot less disgusting than feces. Plus putting gross stuff on your nether regions is less bad than putting them in your mouth.
This is the cruellest video sponsorship I've ever seen, you know damn well I cant feel clean after watching that, just give me the goddam soap
Product placement at it finest!!
The ironic thing is that the product is soap
While the video itself is about ‘the human waste’
@@The_Olive_Dragon thats the joke
If you ever feel down in the dumps about yourself, just know and be glad that you're not Messytails, a furry who was so consumed by his scat fetish that it became an inseparable part of his life.
Why can't my fellow furries behave 💀
@@chip4039I swear were not like that 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
His fetish was allconsuming. Literally. He ate himself so he could digest himself. Messytails is the shit now.
And I thought girls doing it in public was embarrassing.
Wtf🤣🤣
I love how out of the oatmeal/shit combo meal, it was the oatmeal that made it not taste good 🤣
Oatmeal is pretty gross 🤷♂️
@@hugodogobob if you don't season it properly
I mean, oatmeal tastes pretty bad if you don't put anything on it, except...maybe putting shit is too much? E.Coli is having a field day in Messytails' digestive system
@@jimmycarburator2012 wait you guys season oatmeal
I don't blame him, oatmeal is nasty af
I’m surprised this guy had an actual life, with, like, an actual job.
Remember kids, anyone could be a diaper-fur.
@@-geeko123 wow I’m going to look at every stranger I meet now differently
@@denistuohy2535 I mean, they're not really common, yeah? Unless they're everywhere, then yeah, beware...
@@-geeko123 The next President of the United States could be a diaper-fur.
in real life nobody knows im wearing diapers right now
I thought seeing pony play people during an early morning jaunt was weird - this takes the cake.
....chocolate cake, perhaps?
@@peanutsans6780old comment but you beat me to it 😔
Messytails was probably a normal human being at one point in his life. Genuinely curious how he managed to go down this path.
Ye
Fetishes are really strange things.
Leftism and false individuality
consumption of porn prob
Usually a fetish starts out with easy chases. He could look at poop and jerk it. Then looking wasn't enough, touching. Then that wasn't enough. Porn wasn't enough. He had to use it as a dildo, then have a dildo covered in it. You can see how it escalates from fantasy to physical and scat fetishes are often more real life ones than other fetishes. A guy into rape porn sticks to porn not actually raping people. A person into vore doesn't eat things irl. But scat is a very easily crossed line because everyone poops and poop is easy to access and then the fetish just grows beyond logic.
Sometimes I think my kinks are weird. But after thinking of messy tales, I feel quite normal actually.
Fr. Suddenly feet doesn't seem all that bad..
same
Same, lol. Also this is the kind of furry that gives us a bad name as a fandom
Same.
Same
after all vore doesnt look that bad
I guess you could call this one "Tails from the Internet"
Badum tszz
Oh it’s been a long time since I’ve done that
Oh god, now I’m reminded of Two Babies One Fox
(For those unaware, DO NOT GOOGLE THAT. Live blissfully innocent and enjoy it.)
goddamnit
@@yosh9192 Somebody Google it and give us the details I'm petrified now.
@@Guru_1092 it's a fucked up scat comic where tails is a horrible ass predator towards cream and this other random bunny. that's what I was told.
Why does morbid curiosity always get the better of me.
Just wanted to thank you for helping me with my fasting, these videos make it so much easier
More effective than taping your mouth shut
I'm with you on this. My diet has never gone better.
Bruh. If it works, awesome.
Had no idea you fasted
Lol
"Eric, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore."
I thought of this quote* immediately. Lmao
whangs whole channel is like a interdimensional cable episode
@@jimmycarburator2012 PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!
Internet fucked me up so much over the years that I ate chocolate during that vid and didn't mind
absolute psycho /j
that reminded me of that Great Mighty Poo fight in Conker where the chocolate health pickups were the same color as the turds
I'm shitting while watching this.
8:51 this was the saddest part of the video 4 me considering i actually have that plushie and have had it since i was 7 😭😭
😭💀
13:14 Certainly worse than drinking a liter of cough syrup.
Too
They should drink molten uranium.
And multiple gallons of water in one day
The fuck are you doing here
I never expected you to be here.
Bro people are messed up and need help
Quick question: do u shave the mustache often or are u just not able to grow a mustache
yea man.
You again
oh my god that's so fucking original and adds so much to the conversation
@@erm_ok yea man.
Miss the fish eye lens. This looks like Whang is trying to interrogate me about some crime I did. "I don't know anything about the furry with the poopy diaper I swear!"
I can’t stop laughing and be disgusted at the same time.
10:57 Reminds me of those diaries from Resident Evil, where the authors slowly get infected affecting their mental capabilities. Goes from "Day 1: Locked in a closet..." to "mayday maydayyyyyyy"
Oh that thing. Like I know how to deal with that thing after multiple playthroughs, but still doesn't get rid of the tension of getting instantly killed.
the one from revelations??
@@KaiserDaChoom Think they're talking about the Keeper diary from re1
*I t c h y t a s t y*
*s h i t t y t a s t y*
@@peedfarded It's a weird mix of the diary from 1 and the boss from Rev.
as s person with crohn's, i can assure him that he does not want to "explore" loss of control.
He ate his own poo so I dunno
this cracked me up. thanks, lol
I have IBS so I understand
With that said I totally get wanting to where a Diaper, there sooo comfy
I’m so sorry
This is the first Whang video in a while that I've been terrified to click on
Same, haven’t been this scared to click a vid since The Legend of Jar Man
Before that, Blowfly Girl
Cum in the jar was worst IMHO
Nah, 🐬 .
Me too homie
I shouldn’t be making hot chocolate while I watch this
why was I eating
why did I decide to click this with a burrito in my hand
why am I alive
Haha....Ouch.
Bro same lmao
Id like to feel bad for you but i cant stop laughing at your pain
Was it a big old sloppy wet burrito that fell apart and went *plop plop plop* onto the plate?
@@tiffanielafleur6597 oh god no
I can't handle imagning this dude as a young 10 year old with ideals and dreams who isn't obsessed with shit. How did it come to this?
fr
furry culture does that
@@kasagure. we must stop them before they hurt more.
My theory is that he might've had a bad childhood, since poop smearing and such is sometimes a result of mental trauma
👀
Yooo your content is great .
Yo wut up claw man.
Where there is smoke, there is fire....or furry degenerates and Claw. Either or.
Can you kiss me on the forehead daddy?
Papa bear!
Whoever poured the beer at 9:43 ruined my night more than the story.
sees "Deadwing Dork viewers also watch this"
we literally survive just to suffer I guess
Papa claw is the shit tho
claw dad may have brang me here but ... o dont know where i was going whith this but this suffering (the kero shit was worse and the wonderberad guy inspired more dread tho)
@@valkaerie8715 unfortunate wording there
Funny mine was the opposite
Whang introduced me to Clawpa
The big question is whether or not Messytails himself was real at all. What if it were a troll who attracted trolls who attracted trolls?
I hope so. No one starts acting like this out of the blue. I really hope it's a troll and not a disturbed poor individual.
i seriously doubt it... the pictures seems very VERY real, and keeping this charade up for MULTIPLE years like that ? I mean it happened before but, even then, not a lot of people would be able to do something like this...
@@Idolish_Aurelite some trolls are VERY dedicated
@@Idolish_Aurelite The only thing I could argue is that he could have faked a lot of the props and retweeted certain accounts to put them in the crossfire for people to react to them.
I mean.....I HOPE because Jesus Christ.
@@TheLafandemangas He kept it up but just as quickly it stopped. I mean there's just something so weird about this because even with the most fucked up people that appear online, there someone who comes in and knows said person and can drop some details on them but with MT there is NOTHING. We know more about the guy who pretended to be him than the subject himself so, it's just a mystery.
A very disgusting, weird mystery.
I hate that every time Whang brings up some meme history, I cringe because I lived through it and didn't wanna remember it the first time.
Sadly the internet never forgives or forgets. That second part is tough.
No amount of therapy or alcohol or recreational drugs will dislodge that from our collective memory.
@@JohnDoe-wq5eu maybe we shouldn’t forget, those who forget are doomed to repeat.
@@BohbearonYT
The internet doesn't so much forget it just represses. And just like anyone who represses bad memories instead of working through them it's going to have repercussions when inevitably those repressed memories bubble back up.
Fucking for real
I could’ve gone the rest of my life without remembering messytails. Jesus fucking Christ, I kind of hate the internet for putting a spotlight on this kind of thing...
Right here, I'd completely forgotten this crap and now I'm just back to wishing I'd forgotten it.
Was sitting at my desk at work, eating Wendy's Chilli, and watching this video when I totally lost my shit when the Depeche Mode music started playing. I haven't laughed that hard in God knows how long. Thanks, Whang! ❤
Every time I'm forced to remember messytails I just get that thousand yard stare
Same bro, same...
*Fortunate son intensifies*
just like mae lmao
The clue about him writing "humour" and "favorite" could also be explained that he is foreign.
English is also my second language and I constantly switch between British and American words since I learned both and can't really decide which ones I want to use.
Same
I’m American I just forget how to properly write “favorite” and “humor”
Also autocorrect maybe? I like the British style but sometimes I just send the US-autocorrected versions
i use both just to throw people off. i'll also randomly use slang from different regions/cultures to further bamboozle the masses.
@@therogueaxolotl.
Same
God... I remember being in highschool and my friend showing me this. I realized hell truly lives on earth
You got it easy mate, actually no.
Yours was just as worse as what my friends would show me but it wasn't shit it was just straight up actual human gore.
@Ross Orange eh, it's a 50/50
Yeah I'd rather somewhat see gore than see someone literally eating shit and rolling around in it but the sheer thought of seeing someone cutting open their arm showing the literal bone and veins is obviously going to put you in a few years of therapy
@@aqsem9073 i watched my fair share of gore, still rather see that than a guy eating shit, for some reason scat makes me gag rather than seeing blood
@@aqsem9073 What kind of gore are we talking about? A severe injury or a video of someone getting their head chopped off?
Life is hell
Perfect video to eat thanksgiving dinner to.
Happy holidays, everyone.
Megalovania starting up right when he's about to start posting photos elicits a deep and primal fear
I was looking for a comment like this
in 2019 i showed his twitter account to 4 guys at a party and we're still friends to this day
i dont know if thats the best way ive ever made friends or the absolute worst
Both
i used to have friends where we used to watch porn bloopers
not friends with them anymore, but it has informed my sensibilities, if you can call them that, and my partner of over a decade came from that group of people haha
as a furry, we do not claim this guy. we apologize.
some shitty people in this community
Why are all y’all like this?????
@@BillyBurnsfieldsome are wrong in the head but not all
@@Qwsewjnx at least half
@@BillyBurnsfield How is this the whole furry community's fault? This is some weirdo with a poop eating addiction. It has nothing to do with being a furry at all! Have you ever seen my strange addiction? Are those people furries? No.
I don't even want to imagine what kind of trauma could cause this
Sometimes. You don't even need to experience trauma. People have scat fetishes(like me). We get it because we see shit in a sexy way like a cartoon girl or furry sitting in a suggestive pose or we become too tolerant to normal fetishes
@@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 so what trauma did you go through to like poop?
@@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Yeah. I didn't experience any trauma either but here we are.
While it is true some fetishes develop because of trauma, others just simply form in the brain for no apparent reason.
Trauma CAN be the cause of one, but isn't necessary.
Tbh I'm frightened yet desensitized to this stuff
@@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 seek help
Whang: What comes to your mind when I say the words "Messytails: the brown nose pup"?
Me: It's about shit eating, isn't it?
Whang: He ate shit.
Me: Why did I have to be right...
we are never safe
He didn’t go on a break. He was going through a training arc
That puck pfp is my reaction to learning more about this guy
This was the video that exposed me to Whang. A strong start for sure.
I never would have thought that there would be a human so in love with shit that it would take over not only their whole ass online presence, but their breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>take over their whole ass
And house, and entire being
They used to put people like this in asylums.
The internet was a mistake
I feel like the treatment for not being able to handle post-puberty without needing to eat shit should be castration or something. I don't care if people have kinks but you can't eat shit
Fun fact! My dad may have had to transport this guy as an EMT! And he said it was one of the worst smells he had ever smelled! I can't actually guarantee if it was him or not as my dad cannot legally give out his name at risk of his job, but he said when they went in the guy's house he had shit smeared everywhere, and a bunch of stuffed animals. And the grossest part was when they tried transferring him the guy kept trying to smear my dad and his partner with shit😂
Living like a dream,yeesh Messytail:/
I’d have shot him and put him out of his misery right after I quit my job
Dang bro
@@connorcornwall1404 ?
His existance would make a good condom commercial.
The fact that he's playing "I just can't get enough" while talking about a guy addicted to eating shit gets me every time.
that part kills me
The part where he plays “Institutionalized” while talking about being sent to a mental hospital is also fantastic.
the part where he blasts megalovania when messy tales comes back after his year hiatus broke me
like hes some boss character that slams open the door to the saloon and screams, "im back you fooking whoooores!!!!"
Remind me of 2 girl 1 cup
Whats more disgusting , the entirety of this video or just the part at 9:50 where they pour a 90% foam beer
I thought I'd be puking myself over and over again but instead I'm here laughing my ass off almost pissing myself. Your delivery is top notch, man.
Yeah but are you almost pooping yourself?
I had to activate a mental filter so that anytime doo doo feces was mentioned, I just forced myself to hear chocolate. It made this a lot easier to watch.
You might not be far from the truth. I mean if they could fake 2girls1cup, and this guy's life is shrouded in mystery, how do we know the stuff he posted wasn't fake?
"Doodoo feces all over the walls"
Well, now it's going to be harder for you to eat chocolate since you've made an association between the two in your head. Congratulations.
I had to activate my AT field
@@RoguSpanish2 GIRLS 1CUP WAS FAKE???
I am disgusted and horrified but the way that Whang describes it is pure comedy.
HONESTLY
I case anyone got sick and could not finish this video. Don’t feel bad, you’re not alone
Your comedic style of presenting this in a half-serious tone without missing a single beat or pausing to take in what you're saying is ABSOLUTE ART
That’s why I subbed him when I saw his mr.hands video I remember seeing that at 12 years old. Hearing the whole saga in his narration and humor made me laugh so hard from then on I was binge watching his videos while I do laundry and clean the house!!! He brought back shock sites that I forgot haunted me as a preteen…made me realize how lawless the internet was then. I remember showing my mom 2 girls one cup she almost vomited then asked me to email it to her crazy Christian sister!! I had no parental controls on the web when I was young. Ir showed me parents back then and people in general online weren’t like the twats PCing online rn. My parents knew I had common sense 🙄🙄🙄
I just love the look of permanent distress this man has.
who can blame him
I remember watching this the first time going "Why is he called Messytail OH DEAR GOD NO"
Furries have a tendency to wear their quirks on their sleeve, even more than other fandoms. If you search for fetish art, or really art with any specific theme, you'll start to see some recurring motifs in the creators' usernames pretty quickly.
Not that advertising your influences is limited to furries, of course. I don't go by "Scratch-O" because Rhythm Heaven was _just_ a really good game that I enjoyed playing. The difference is that I don't jerk off to it.
@@Tinlion09 The sad part is I do recognize that most of the furry community are decent people, but the degenerates are the ones who make the most noise. And I can never let myself get involved in that community because of that stigma.
I knew, I’ve never actually heard of him, I figured it out just by looking at the fursona and the name. And yet I still clicked on this fucking video.
No, god please no, no, no, noooooooo!
Tbh I heard his name and saw his avatar and already knew I've seen enough.
So, my guess is if he did die, he might have had sepsis due to probably shoving shit in every orifice in his body. Eating your own feces itself may not have been ‘toxic’, he still could have gotten a whole host of infections from the feces he may have found on the ground too or what not or even letting bacteria build in his own feces then consuming it. I’m not a doctor, but I’m going to school for nursing right now.
"I fear no man, but *that* ... it scares me..."
- Heavy
that thing*
I always end up wondering how a person can devolve into this kind if obsessive rabbit hole, psychologically what went wrong to make eating actual shit the main focus of your life? I imagine it's usually something like "Well, I somehow turned my self loathing into a kink to trick my brain into being cool with this"
I mean, yeah, pretty much. It’s probably rooted in trauma or some issue.
I know what you mean. I've come to the very basic conclusion that there are a large variety of things that can trigger it.
From some form of early repression/oppression all the way to some form of overexposure too early.
Each day I am greatful for being boring.
I strongly believe that it has more to do with a sexual deviation (or fetish of you will), if you read some of his older tweets he does mention his "sexual drive" every so often, those of you familiarized with the nofap movement will know what I'm talking about - in fact, I'm thankful for still being turned on by vanilla content lmao :v
I'll never understand how not wiping could possibly be a fetish. The itchiness would drive me absolutely insane.
Your profile picture fits your comment perfectly, also i have strange kinks, but i will never understand kinks of anything painful, or uncomfortable.
It's not that bad. I put folded squares of toilet paper on the outer rim of my anus instead of just wiping altogether. It really doesn't itch. I've gone multiple days without adjusting or cleaning it. However, I would never want to smear feces anywhere else on my body. I don't understand how people have scatological fetishes. I do what I do for practical purposes, not for fulfillment of sexual fantasies.
@@AidenRKrone do you shower? what the hell
@@AidenRKrone lmao that reminds of me when the piece of toilet paper stuck in my asscrack when I was wiping and I didn't feel it and it was there for 2 days.
As someone who was given anal warts (or whatever it is) by some chick with invasive hands and sharp nails, the itchiness does indeed drive you insane.
Nearly throwing up just from the descriptions alone makes me incredibly impressed you could even look at the things he did